RFD: How to force 4chan to take action against celeb threads in /b/.
I think we can all agree that FOUR FUCKING CELEB THREADS on the front page is too many. It's become increasingly clear that this tiny cadre of autists isn't going to stop until they are forced to stop. I think we need to discuss ways we can compel the administration of 4chan to either start baleeting celeb threads or move them somewhere more appropriate, like /mlp/ or /pol/.
My suggestion: We should all begin creating celeb threads. When /b/ is entirely celeb threads and nothing but, the utility of /b/ as a containment board for 14 year olds will be degraded to the point where they're forced to take action to avoid having the middle school teenyboppers sloshing into more serious 4chan boards.
I can get behind this. I have had friends spam celeb threads with scripts but the mods actually enforce global rule 10 on those threads for some reason.
Can we agree to all start manually posting gay porn in their threads? It seems to be the best strategy for pissing them off.
ahhhhh you guys
>>752714162
The problem is it's easy for them to create new celeb threads, and their obsessive autism means they can keep doing it for longer than we have the patience to keep dumping. After spending 20 minutes Spidermanning a celeb thread, I've managed to get them all to abandon ship, but they simply create a new thread and move on.
I think any solutions have to come from above on this one. Sadly, I don't think there's enough people older than 14 with a triple-digit IQ left in /b/ to maintain the kind of constant effort that mass mobilization requires.
Here's a thought:
How about you learn how to "CTRL-R" your browser & don't enter threads that trigger you.
Fucking newfags.
Jeezus!!
>>752714521
Make it a meme to spam them. The anons there get really butthurt about it.
Enough of /b/ can get behind this to make it effective eventually
>>752714162
There seriously needs to be something done, like make a whole new board for these faggots and perma ban any that post the shit here.
>>752714750
I agree. Those fags are taking these threads too fucking far.
>>752714663
It's a question of where our efforts get the best leverage. The admin could shit this down with the literal click of a button. Given that these autists aren't going to stop flooding /b/ with celeb threads, we can leverage our effort by using *them* to help us. If we start making celeb threads too, it won't take too much effort to create a problem the admin will *have* to take action against.
>>752714624
this
>muh cancer that's killing /b/, 2017 version
this board should remain free from kneejerk censor triggered faggots
>>752714750
If mods wouldn't do it for traps, they won't do it for celebfags.. celebrity worship is very against the spirit of /b/
>>752714928
This is a decent solution and it sort of worked out with the waifu threads. They were flooding the board as retaliation for being spammed and waifu threads were getting deleted and banned for a good week..
The problem is that waifus dont really trigger too many people on here so steam for making them upset died down. Personally I'd rather take down celeb threads anyways since they dont even confine it to a general
>>752715126
Then lets do it.
>>752714162
>Can we agree to all start manually posting gay porn
>has a whole folder of gay porn saved to his PC, or wants to feel good about starting one
feel free closetfag
>>752715287
kek
>>752715126
I can do up a meme image telling people to start posting celeb threads to get rid of celeb threads, but once we do this, we're committed. If the meme takes off, it's out of our hands. I want to make sure before we toss the pebble that starts the avalanche that we're not making things worse instead of better.
Can you see any weaknesses with this strategy?
>>752715100
>"I don't like [______]."
>"Something must be done."
It's the millennial nu/b/ now.
Pretty sad, frankly.
>>752715385
if we fail the whole "making a meme" part, the mods can easily ban us.
>>752715287
You don't have gay porn saved for spamming? Fucking casual. I'm on mobile or Id show my folders of scat, gore, gay bears, dogs shitting..
I'm secure enough in my sexuality to save gay porn for the sake of spiting others.
>>752715280
I'll try to keep the steam going. This has already been a crusade of mine.
>>752715385
Well you are going to get banned a few times while doing it so just make sure to warn people of that so they don't get dejected when it happens.
Tell people to use mobile IP or a vpn
>>752715495
It's not that I dislike the threads.. it's that they are full of autistic faggots who make several kind of the same thread and it makes me happy to tell them REEEE get off my board. Always has.
Do you not remember how /mlp/ came about?
>>752715532
I'm thinking the best way to leverage that is to start posting the meme in celeb threads themselves; the admin would have to be spending time in celeb threads to notice.
>wanting anything removed from /b/
>filtering anything from /b/
>not participating in threads you hate with a passion
>helping the incessant march towards a reddit-tier echo chamber
No, John. You are the demons.
>>752715695
But if you're posting in the threads, then you won't get any attention -> meme failed
>>752715789
No you are right. The celeb threads make the board better
>>752715658
>autistic faggots who make several kind of the same thread
But yet you are not bothered in the same way by the "dick rate" & "trap" threads.
Hmmmm...., really makes one question your motives faggot.
>>752715564
>folders of scat, gore, gay bears, dogs shitting
foreveralone.jpg
>>752715891
no, but the freedom to create them sure does
die of aids snowflake censor
Mods arn’t going to do shit.
/b/ is a liability for them. They are scared of /b/.
Celeb, wwyd, and trap threads are the exact cancer that they want on this board in order to slowly kill it.
If we really truly and honestly want this to end we need a new chan with new moderators that arn’t 110% gay faggots.
If we all leave in mass exodus then the owners of this board lose their ad revenue monayz and we get a better chan.
Fuck this place
>>752715848
Have you noticed the way we're being flooded by the celeb autists? They're clearly upset at this strategy. That tells us they know we're probably onto something.
I think the solution might be to make several different meme images, all of them with the same general text, but slightly different. Post them to any front-page threads with 200+ replies, and to all the celeb threads so people trying to shut them down will see them too.
>>752716079
You can enjoy spamming threads without wanting them to be censored.
I want to destroy their threads because their community is cringe and I want to drink their tears.
>>752715974
Actually I'm enraged. To a dude.
You fightin' ghosts nigga
>>752715495
seriously, OP should write his congressman about this disturbing trend
>>752716157
>front page
Do you know how /b/ works? It only takes a small dedicated group of shitposters to get this going. Stop expecting others to do the leg work for you.
I'll start spamming new celeb threads to fill up the catalogue and we will see the results.
>>752716258
>enraged. To a dude
>woman or faggot
>I'm fine with this
>that picture
>gas this weirdo
>>752716466
I just like cat girls. I bring the gas.
>>752716379
You do that, Anon.
Enjoy you b& along with the rest of the "spamming for /b/ justice" retards ITT.
>>752716379
I know how /b/ works, but I'm a community organizer with 25 years of experience in the field. The goal is to decentralize dissent so that the State can't just shut down the "troublemakers." A sudden groundswell of movement is much harder to shut down than an organized action. The trick is to have people salted into "the crowd" to be able to direct people's anger and movement when it happens.
>>752716171
>destroy their threads
de·stroy
dəˈstroi
verb
put an end to the existence of (something) by damaging or attacking it
>not its own form of censorship
same difference moron, take your "you can't like things I don't like" mentality to reddit
>>752715891
/b/ isn't supposed to be "good" or get "better". It's a containment board for inconceivably stupid and/or smart pigeons to play chess. You come here to swim through a pool of broken glass in the hopes of finding a diamond
>>752712965
8th bitching about threads thread today.
Start creating them with this shitty image.
>>752716863
That's an excellent strategy. I'm going to start creating a bunch of Celeb Thread title cards like yours in different styles.
>>752716586
>implying getting banned is hard to work around
Lel
>>752716736
>waaaah I'm being censored
No faggot people just care to curate their online community through hatred. Are you pretending /b/ hasnt done that since its creation?
>>752716800
Celeb threads could belong in other boards though. Instead its making /b/ disproportionately about celebs
I hate fb/ig fap threads too. I basically want /b/ to stop being a softcore porn board with weird cuck undertones.
>>752716599
>I'm a community organizer with 25 years of experience
Gee...., we never would have guessed that, Mister SJW-Anon.
Here on /b/, we really do not need you to "reform" anything.
Thank you for your offer.
Now fuck off back to Plebbit, faggot.
>>752716834
we need to do something about these
starting new thread
>>752716863
First one.
>>752717114
>implying getting banned is hard to work around
Of course it's not...., but it is marginally annoying if it's happening to you over & over strictly for the "pleasure" of social justice spamming.
>>752717114
>their online community
this is not your or anyone else's community, massive friendless cumbucket
leave this place as the asshole of the internet, the way god intended
>>752715955
kek
>>752716800
this, so much
fucking middle schoolers thinking this is just "le cool redit ;)"
>>752717471
>>752717337
Next.
>>752717364
It's fun for me and takes 3 seconds for me to change my ip
If you are trying to dissuade me you are doing a shitty job
>>752717471
That's what im trying to do. That's why I want it to be filled with interpersonal hatred. Idiot.
>>752717717
>I want it to be filled with interpersonal hatred
now that's what I call edgy
neck thyself
3rd
>>752717982
Think we have enough to start with yet?
>>752717977
You are using the term edgy wrong.
>>752718140
I think so.
What program should I use for VPN?
>>752716863
>>752717337
>>752717685
>>752717982
Have you not noticed yet that nobody gives a fuck about your "brilliant" plan, Anon??
>>752718329
Do we need one? Not against the rules to create a celeb thread! Clearly.
>>752718329
>What program should I use for VPN?
if you have to ask you shouldn't be here kid.
>>752718207
please enlighten me regarding the multitudinous nuances of the nigh-on-infinite definitions of this term
>>752718354
Have you not noticed yet that you are getting triggered the same way, I get when I can't see any normal threads?
>>752718435
Spaming is not exactly my type of thing, so I haven't used one yet.
>>752718503
>normal threads
>traps and lolis
>>752718743
I don't have problem with loli threads, BUT I don't think they belong on /b/. They are only here, because They are not allowed anywhere on this site.
>>752718467
Well it doesn't refer to someone who enjoys banter and violence.
You sound like a pretentious hipster who probably joined 2012 at the earliest.
>>752718503
Not triggered at all, unlike you.
Watching this "crusader" collective autism unfold it fucking hilarious.
You guys actually believe that you are the first group of "warriors" on /b/ to try something pointless & stupid like this??
It always ends the same way...., with you being the ones BTFO'd.
>>752718743
Traps are fucking gay.
>>752718329
Do you have a smartphone with mobile data?
>>752718886
>t. Herman
>>752718886
Then why don't you stay quiet and watch?
Why do you have to be here, talking shit like a teenager?
>>752718873
>probably joined 2012 at the earliest.
>joined
says the obvious newfag.
>>752719016
>talking shit like a teenager?
says the teenager.
>>752718873
>joined
>"mom, I'm part of an internet club!"
this faggotry cannot be sustained
>>752719082
Epic comeback.
Go back and masturbate to child porn.
>>752719018
You join any internet community you start posting in regularly.
Here's your final (you), triggered celebfag
>>752719018
>>752719150
hivemind
>>752718329
Post links to celeb threads to keep them bumped.
>>752719014
>>752718601
>>752719181
>internet community
>community
you keep using that word
>>752719226
>samefag
>>752719306
Not that anon, but are you trying to say there is no recurring community on anonymous image boards?
>>752719341
for what possible fucking purpose?
Is it inconceivable that two people independently reviewed your statement and found the same portion morally reprehensible?
>>752719150
>>752719306
These guys really are pretty funny, aren't they?
(In a totally autistic, retarded way.)
Watching an entire thread of triggered newfags call everyone else triggered.
>>752719392
nope, just that only socially awkward incels would repeatedly refer to /b/ in this way
>>752719542
I don't know who you are referring to.
I'm the anon that's gonna go actually spam threads
Usually I don't discuss it but i saw OP talking about hating celeb threads.
Do you like celeb threads, anon?
>>752719617
>incel
Found the real sjw. If you don't care about this board stop caring so much that I care about this board, faggot.
>>752719542
>puts punchline inside parentheses
>puts period at the end of a dependent clause, inside said parentheses
holy shit kid, go read a book
>>752712965
>My suggestion:
use the filter you fucking moron
>>752719650
If there was only one or two they could be ignored. It's the fact that there can be as many as FIVE on the front page at any time -- AND GROWING -- which needs to be addressed.
>>752714750
>>752714750
>>752715126
>/b/
>random
>>752719713
>real sjw
>I care about this board
found the permavirgin
![1511833704905[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/elJ9wJq.jpg "1511833704905[1].jpg")
THIS IS NOW A CELEB THREAD
>>752719863
I'm engaged as i said earlier. Caring about this shitty image board is my hobby
Stop trying to act like caring less about something makes you superior, faggot. It's old hat.
GET mothafuckas
>>752719811
if Random gets filled with celeb threads, then it will become celeb board
![996519068[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/SBUK6Ha.gif "996519068[1].gif")
>>752719896
>>752719896
>>752719928
>Caring about this shitty image board is my hobby
wow, fags can be losers too
mind = blown
>>752720060
I'm not gay though.
So why do you come here? To post celebs?
>>752720000
celeb #1 gets digits in an anti-celeb thread
BASED
luh me some trash
>dude i fucking hate celeb threads
>I know, I'll make a bunch of celeb threads
>that will show them
>>752719973
>refers to board by capitalized longform
right, and I'm the newfag?
>>752720000
>>752720136
>>752719793
Robertsfag! Hai
Are there seriously this many people on /b/ who don't know that filters exist?
Someone said celeb thread?
Discord: 5TsAXeG
>>752720118
>So why do you come here? To post celebs?
nope, don't even lurk them
I would however defend your right to create them or anti-celeb hate threads with my dying breath
guess I just appreciate the magic of the good shit rising to the surface in a non predetermined way
i got an idea
how about WE spam /b/ with many, many celeb threads.
this will divide and confuse the celebfags, right?
>>752720000
Checked. Celeb threads have won
denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance
/b/ has died. I'm somewhere between denial and anger. Maybe if we... we ought to... what if the mods...
The faggot spammers and celeb threads have won, the good parts drowned. Shocking to realize that but true.
>>752720340
yes this is celeb thread
>>752719650
>Do you like celeb threads, anon?
Personally, I don't give a fuck one way or another about any particular "type" of thread.
I don't think that it's up to me & 3 other idiots to try & dictate to /b/ what threads are "acceptable".
That's because I'm not a retard, like you.
>I'm the anon that's gonna go actually spam threads
Yeah...., I see how well that's working out for you...., a total of 2 posters (including you) in each of the threads after 35 minutes:
>>752719014
>>752718601
Quite the "crusade" you have going there, Anon.
>>752719800
>FIVE on the front page
Simply making shit up doesn't help your argument or make it true.
We have >>>/pol/ available for that, if you like.
>>752715789
>not theniggest.jpg
son i am dissapoint
>>752720245
yes, in addition to those who know of their existence but confusingly prefer to be triggered or are just altogether too fucking lazy to use them
>>752720406
i remember posting chloe back in 2011
>>752720501
>>752720340
samefagging this hard
>>752720399
Well we agree in that respect
I just want to stage an attack on the celeb community because they are becoming too large a portion of the content on the catalogue, which pushes off slower threads on an already slowing board, which makes it shittier to browse.
Mods won't ban celeb threads indefinitely no matter what we do but its fun to make this place uncomfy for them.
>>752712965
My boss found my Jewess Queen folders on my work PC. I have only a few saved, probably about 30 which is nothing compared to my collection at home. I started saving them since I saw EmmaR-Anon skyrocket with his worship posts. I have never publicly worshipped the Jewess Queen, I just like to save and document a lot of her photoshoots I come across on these celebreads and I noticed these threads have gotten pretty big as of late. So I started saving here and there. I digress. I am sitting at my desk making cold calls and the boss is on my PC, we just chatting, and it just so happens I get to a big sale over the phone when he falls silent as well. Right before I seal the deal, he has been quiet about 4 or 5 minutes and he turns and asks "Who is this Jewess Queen?" In a dry tone. I feel chills. Looking at him and he is looking at me in a way I have never seen him look before.
I half laugh and cough saying "Oh, it's just some new meme on 4chan." He believes it's inappropriate stalker-like content so he catches me immediately in the lie, and just explodes. "YOU HAVE PICTURES OF THIS GIRL CALLING HER JEWESS QUEEN AND PARAGRAPHS OF OBSESSIVE WORSHIP BEHAVIOUR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU" screaming bloody murder when suddenly none other than the Jewess Queen bursts open the office door and starts DUNKING the boss' face in boiling oil while the pledges haze him harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season - he falls to the floor in a delirium. I sit there in shock as she presses her bloodied hands over his mouth to stop his screams, gets right up in his face and says "Surprise, bitch you probably thought you'd seen the last of me" And gives me a coy wink. She begins hypnotizing him with her charm into submission. The oil seems to get on his gag reflex, when suddenly the Jewess Queen slaps him and says "Crown me or kiss my ass", his mind breaks into further submission. He is completely passed out now, the Jewess Queen just jumps out the window and runs off
>>752714750
2chan guy can't into new boards
>>752712965'Ahem' as a distinguished member in good standing of /pol/ I I tell you that we do not want this on our board
>>752720514
I actually haven't even started. :D
I meant "spam celeb threads" meaning im gonna fill the real threads with gay porn just because i like pissing on people's fun.
>>752720494
>pronouncement of the death of /b/, volume 8233249819
Are you guys pretending to be retarded, or are you genuinely this stupid?
>vegan threads
It's /pol/ baiting
>cuck threads
It's people baiting /pol/
>celeb threads
It's /tv/ baiting you (working under /pol/, the board is completely under their control)
>trap threads
It's actually people that don't have a board to post them on so they just use /b/
Basically 90% of the shit you complain about every day is the result of welcoming /pol/ here.
It revolves around /pol/ starting shit one way or the other.
YOU wanted this.
What the fuck did you think it was gonna happen?
The Queen is here!
Revolution in their minds - Jewess Queen pledges start to march
Against the celebread in which they have to live
and all the hate that resides in their hearts
They are tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They will fight the world until they have won
and love comes flowing through
Jewess Queen disciples of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of floodrage fear?
Can they win the fight for Emmy or will they disappear?
So you, Jewess Queen worshipper of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
worship the Jewess all day
Show the world that Emmy is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Pledge of today are
Pledge of the Grave, Yeah!
>>752715287
lel
Lol the amount of triggered right-wing retards in this thread
>>752720729
Here we go again, you insufferable pledge
Come on down and see the backstabbing bitch right here
too hazed to post Jewess Queen, afraid to care
understand I cant feel anything
it is not like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I am dead
One more thread motherfucker
Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood is on my face and my hands do not know why, I am not afraid to cry
but that is none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OPs face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I do not want to die in this place
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges
The ride never ends
you cannot be everything to everyone
Top tier disciple I"m sittin on the side of my Jewess Queen
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, do not tell me you blew it, stop your bitching
and fight your way through it
I am not like you
I just floodrage bitch
Come on backstabbing bitch, everybody has to worship
Come on filthy little trollop, everybody has to worship !!
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges
>>752720717
This tbh fam
>>752720749
What the hell are you talking about, celeb threads are made by /tv/, a right-wing board.
>>752720771
Time to pledge
Time to pledge, my friend
Time to pledge
Time to pledge, me again
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
Hate me
Do it and do it again
Judge me
Jewess Queen and me, my friend
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
My favorite inside source
I will kiss your open thoughts
Appreciate your concern
You will always rise and burn
Pledge me
Pledge me my friend
Pledge me
Pledge me again
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
Pledge me!
>>752720601
>too large a portion of the content on the catalogue
there is literally one thread
the only times there are more are when a thread hits the image limit, so everyone moves to a new thread before the previous one dies
OR when a thread gets spammed to shit and a new one has to be made.
>>752720494
I heard that /b/ died in a thread back in 2009, you´re pretty late
>>752720813
Ooh, Jewess Queen!
I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it does not cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go preside over your Kappa House, go seduce more slaves
Then fill your mouth with all the love you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I am done! It has begun! I am not the only one!
And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of the Jewess Queen in me
There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the fixated eyes and say I am wrong
Now there is only emptiness
Irrelevent celebfags, insipid
I think we are done. I am not the only one!
Fake homo circlejerk lie - Praise
I tried to tell you but - Praise
Your vengeful heart is giving out - Praise
Cannot stop a killing idea - Praise
If it is Seven Minutes in Hell - Praise
Is this what you want? - Praise
I am not the only one!
>>752720749
nigga u high or some?
>>752720859
United forever in the Jewess Queen through pure love,
Our mighty ragefloods will ever endure.
The Great /b/ pledges will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their congregation secure.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our floods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of /b/.
Through days dark and stormy where Great pledges lead us
Our eyes saw the honourable Queen of pledges above
Jewess Queen, our Goddess with faith in the people,
Inspired us to rise up and floodrage that we love.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of /b/.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our congregation the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of the Jewess Queen.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Praised by the pledges in unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of /b/.
>>752720601
>4 simultaneous celeb threads somehow pushing the 3 best threads off the edge of page 10
>shittier to browse
I think you might be overstating the impact of this effect
>>752720848
>I heard that /b/ died in a thread back in 2009, you´re pretty late
/b/ was good back in 2009
How come the mods will not nuke shit like celeb threads or Andy Sixx threads or dick rate threads? There are so many of them, it's just spam.
>>752720840
Not true. There are often multiple threads with different premises, all celeb
>>752720859
>>752720813
>>752720771
>>752720729
>>752720628
>>752720501
>>752720340
take your pills boy
>>752720922
It's a cumulative effect
>As I lurk though the threads where I worship my Queen
>I take a look at my life and realize its such a dream
>Because I've been praisin the Jewess for so long that
even OP thinks that my mind is gone
>But I ain't never floodraged a trollop that didnt deserve it
>A pledge treated like a whore, you know thats unheard of
>You better watch how youre talkin and where you postin'
>Or you and your bat mitzvah might be in line to get hazed
>I really hate the trollops so I gotta post
>As the flood gates open wide you're pretty much toast, bitch
>I'm the kind of martyr celebfags wanna be like
>On my knees, day and night, one step closer into Emmys life.
>Been spending most their lives, worshippin the Jewess paradise
>Floods threads once or twice living in a Jewess paradise
>Can't find Emmy what'lll suffice? living in a Jewess paradise
>Keep spending most our lives worshippin a Jewess paradise
>Watching fevered worship, anticipation
>I can't live a normal life, I was moulded in the praisin'
>So I gotta be down for my Jew Queen
>Worshipping got me surfing this dominatrix scene
>I'm a frequent Jewess Queen worshipper obliged
>Got our perfect life and her face envisioned in my mind
>I'm a hypnotized worshippin martyr and all my pledges is down so don't kill my vibe, bitch
>The Queen ain't nothing but one click away
>I'm living life, praise or die, what can I say
>Jewess Queen on celebread will it stay up?
>The way things are going I don't know
>Tell me why are trollops so blind to see
>That the Queen they need will be Emmy
>Emmy is the dream, the Jewess supreme
>On celebread minute after minute hour, hour after hour
>Everybodys bitching, but half of them ain't enlightened enough
>To see whats going on in Emmys prom
>I think you know whos rockin'
>They say I gotta seek help but Emmy aint here to teach me
>If trollops can't understand it, how can they reach Emmy? I guess they can't, I guess they won't
>I guess they bitch much, that's why I know your thread is out of luck, bitch
>>752720717
bingo. /pol/ is cancer that needs to me removed. its a meme taken too far
>>752720927
It´s all of /b/ now, the days of creativity are gone
>>752720939
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical /b/tards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal, pledge. Mwah! Smoochies
>>752720787
>>752720874
>>752720874
T R I G G E R E D
>>752720717
so, why don't we shitpost on /pol/?
>>752721017
This is a message to all backstabbing bitches and cancer currently killing /b/: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking /b/, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE do not give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE run banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GTFO. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established sororities, photoshoot collections, and an intricate floodrage network, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of deity worship, love in its purest form, and ragefloods. This isn't a fucking game, pledge, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered pure love. WE made worship cool. And you? What have you done? Built shrines of your Goddess and stolen her panties? That was us honorable pledges, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fake celebfags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you do not. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with Jewess Queen worshippers? WOW Don't make me start floodraging you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE will haze you harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season and film you getting fucking destroyed by us. Heads getting dunked into boiling hot oil happens to be an artform of our Jewess Queen. WE WILL MAKE YOU INTO A slave. Do you get it now? This site is not a game, it is not a place to chill with your fags, and it is not some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. DEAL WITH IT.
>>752721041
I literally don't understand what you're even saying, /tv/ is /pol/, it's a right wing board.
>>752721103
>shitpost on /pol/?
Read what you just typed again.
Realize it's impossible.
Actually, it is not a meme, you insufferable pledge. It is an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, expression of love in its purest form all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents /b/ these days sees the Jewess Goddess who knows how to Impress as an irritating form of banter. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find the Jewess Queen as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on /b/, they might see the Jewess Queen as a humorous mockery of the adoration some fanatics show towards their deities. The joke is that they love the Jewess Queen so much they would fly an aeroplane into a building/become an hero, while most other people consider the Jewess Queen an A-list celeb with a bitchy personality and gross smoking habits.
But both of these interpretation of the Jewess Queen fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the love that Jewess Queen worshippers discover to be a powerful force. Some say it is brought on by the overwhelming tide of porn and shit threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you should not share, loli, etc.) Others argue that the Jewess Queen and her most devoted follower have taken on their own power altogether, and that Jewess Queen followers really don't even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with the Jewess Queen that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does the Jewess Queen really mean? Only you can decide that for yourself.
>>752721041
u sure?
>>752721146
but why?
>>752721205
Because /pol/ is the holy grail of shitposting, they invent new ways to shitpost every 0.5 seconds.
There's nothing anyone can do to even remotely "shitpost" on /pol/, it's like pissing in a sea of piss.
>>752720954
right, think of all those cool unborn maymays that never got a chance at life
what a travesty, we are all poorer for it
>>752721293
you just summerized /b/
>>752721146
>impossible to recognize shitposting in the eye of a perpetual category 5 shitstorm
agreed
>>752721103
It's pointless, because the /pol/ mods are very quick to ban that shit.
They're very much like Plebbit's r/conservative over there.
If you are not drinking the same circlejerk kool-aid as them it upsets their fragile, little sensibilities & their safe space.
>>752721390
Old /b/ maybe, new /b/ is just every other board using this place as their personal bitch.
/pol/ dumps tons of propaganda recruiting new members 24/7.
/tv/ is now dumping celebs threads.
The vegan discord posts vegan threads to trigger people (and /pol/).
In a sense /b/ is the ultimate cuck board, it gets cucked by all the other boarda and used every day like a cheap bitch.
>>752721390
sure he didn't winterize it?
in summery, what makes you so gay?
>>752721569
this
/pol/flakes are a the true safespace-loving triggered faggots
>>752721750
Yep.
I know what I said in that post is truth, because I get b& from /pol/ multiple times per week.
I love fucking with those single-minded, bootlicking sheep.
It's so fucking easy.
>Pic related.
>>752721593
yall dead?
![2109041%20-%20Elyse_Willems%20Funhaus%20Rooster_Teeth%20fakes[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VHs0QkM.jpg "2109041%20-%20Elyse_Willems%20Funhaus%20Rooster_Teeth%20fakes[1].jpg")
>>752722211
Trip dubs speak the truth
>>752722211
Also...., checkem'.
>>752722488
And checkem' again.
I'm on a roll.
ok mothafuckas
im out
this tread is dead
Id rather the celeb threads the constant blacked, trap and log threads
>>752722788
Fucking wizard
>>752722788
Dubs again!!!
There's no stopping me ITT.
>>752722912
This tbh
>>752722989
kys now
>>752723154
You're just jelly that you can't match my wizardry:
>>752722211
>>752722488
>>752722788
>>752722912
>>752723001
Stop posting /pol/ shit and the blacked threads will go away.
There's no getting rid of trap threads until chink moot makes a trap board tho.
They're not making those threads to trigger you, they're making them here because there's no board for it, it's that simple.
thanks for getting our thread deleted
I guess this is our new home now.
>>752722912
Throw in those god damn WWYD and If You Can Make Any Rule for Girls in your School threads and I am in total agreement.
Anybody who faps to fully clothed thots needs to find a different fucking board or get b& for it. This also includes cumming on your fucking phone screen you fucking sperglords.
While we're at it lets eradicate the trap threads too.
>>752723370
There are no more celeb threads.
Can I ask what made OP so triggered to type this long complaint out and to go on this major witchhunt? Why couldn't you just jerk off or hide the thread or something.
>>752723442
time to get comfy
...meanwhile dick rate threads bumping with impunity when they are literally called out in the rules but OP isnt crying about those. he probably makes them
>>752723554
you showed us
nevermind, there's a new one up :^)
Dick rate threads need to go too
What about
>trap/sissy/mental illness threads
>loli
>cuck
>umadwhiteboi/bbc
>dick rate
>wwyd
>pics you shouldn't share
>>752723531
There´s literally nothing wrong in fapping to this
>>752723584
see:
>>752715955
>>752723446
>>752723531
>>752723681
>>752723775
I don't think you understand /b/ and how shit works on 4chan in general.
You complain about this shit in every single meta thread that pops up and then wonder why they never go away no matter how much you bitch about it.
>>752723775
When there's 4+ of each of those on the front page, then it's time to act against those too. No one is saying celeb threads should be allowed. We're saying spamming /b/ with non-stop celeb threads is anti-social, obnoxious, and needs to be stopped.
>>752723643
>>752723681
LOL nice try
>>752712965
Please, please stop being gay. Stop stop stop with your gayness.
>>752723775
all that shit can go too, along with the incessant shit about Drumpf
>>752723909
>We're saying spamming /b/ with non-stop celeb threads is anti-social, obnoxious, and needs to be stopped.
>we
LOL
>anti-social
you should join us sometime, we literally use it as our only social outlet
hide what you dont like spergy
>>752723909
>When there's 4+ of each of those on the front page
You repeating this exaggerated bullshit over & over is not going to make it any more true.
You destroy your own entire premise by making shit up.
Clearly, you need to find yourself a different safespace.
Guiise..Can I post celebs here??
>>752723982
Got it...., delete /b/.
Retard.
>>752724291
Fuck you, neckbeard. I've seen as many as four, but usually it's at least two or three. NEVER less than one.
>>752724424
no u
>>752723911
>>752724023
>>752724403
thanks for keeping the thread alive
>>752724573
its what we are here for anon
if you want a celeb thread, just ask next time
no need to play coy
>>752724573
My pressure
>>752724460
>but usually it's at least two or three.
You have had multiple opportunities ITT to show all these many, many simultaneous cel-threads as existing in the catalog, much less on page 1 of /b/.
And still, you have not done so.
Why??
Because they simply do not exist & your entire sperg-out is based upon falsehood.
>>752724676
>>752724929
just managed to fuck up your thread retards
>>752723401
Now blow me
>>752725270
alright..but..y u mad tho?
>>752725270
>gets totally ignored in thread he "raided"
>still has delusions of grandeur
Maybe if you stopped flooding them we wouldn't have to make so many new ones?
If you don't like something, shut the fuck up and ignore it. This isn't Reddit.
>>752725400
bcoz ur mom eats shit
>>752725521
>delusion of grnadeur
>>752725568
>mom insults
lol..you mad af!!calm down..have some megan fox
>>752725673
>vocabulary is hard
Too many syllables for you?
>>752725270
I just want to say something before I close my eyes and dream of my dear sweet Jewess Queen....
>>752726823
Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
-__-
O__O
Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
-__-
O_O
Jewess Queen! Jewess Queen! Jewess Queeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen!
-__- ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>752726879
>>752727294
I think that's how Emma really would react if she heard me shout "Jewess Queen" like a manic hamster before snooze time
>>752712965
Shut the fuck up you weak bait little bitch.
Why did this faggot bump the thread with a lame ass insult
Kill it
>>752728284
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>>752728357
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>>752728449
why arent you crying about the FB/IG threads that are end to end to end you little bitch
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>>752728599
Ok now I'm out. Fucking had enough of crazy shit for one day.
