Vocaroo Thread!
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0gcNVCXXkD7
>OP will voice anything that gets dubs
>beyond that, shorter requests get quicker replies
>other anons encouraged to join in too!
>lewd/fucked up requests always okay
What is good?
sadboy cute vaporwave girl reportin' in
it's me sci
hello!
>>752225224
>>752225226
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0YfPoRtHGqy
Gotta bunch of people that got animosity towards black guys cause their dicks are bigger than them. These are guys that are jealous, cause they don't carry, they don't possess, BBC. They don't possess that GOD GENE that's involved in these black men out here.
Keep getting jealous while your wife asks for CUCK-HOLDS. While your girlfriends ask for CUCK-HOLDS and WISH that they could get FUCKED by these African warriors with these huge BBCs that could pipe them down to the point where they could FEEL each and every last spectacle of their pussies getting VIBRATED and THRUSTED until the orgasm just SPEWS out. Keep saying NIGGER, keep saying BLACK.
Come on you CUCK-HOLDS! You love it! You love this shit! I’ll be that monkey. I’ll be that monkey. Yup, with a BBC. Enjoy it. Have your woman take this dick. She’s imagining a HUGE Black Cock. Why do you think your bitches get huge dildos!?
You guys don’t possess the BBC gene. That’s why you’re upset. No BBC equals anger. You’re upset, you’re mad at these African Cocks. These Rhino Dicks. That’s why you guys like saying nigger so much. I get it.
Dad, please, i dont want to do this anymore.
you promised i wouldnt have to after my birthday
it hurt really bad
>>752225311
I actually have recorded this before.
I'll record it in a dumb voice. A sec.
hi boss!
can i get a "TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL!!!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxOkeLQohC0
Do this one fam
>>752225311
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eFlr6BJ7aA
>>752225361
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0MBM9B8N3Fd
>>752225487
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vuJYMdxWxm
Hi chito!
>>752225506
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0FI5bZGbmA8
>>752225521
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s0eFlr6BJ7aA
thanks for voicing a fine Dalauan Sparrow rant
I will pay you to say me stuff
tell me*
>>752225751
thanks that was really fun
>>752225826
>>752225844
honk honk!
-sci
pastebin com/Bt8KmtJu
I'll wait.
>>752225826
Gib coins
Or just request shit here nigga
https://www.fiverr.com/revytwohands
>>752225913
You're welcome. You reminded me that I have more Eric Andre to watch
Revy! It's been a minute!
Can you do a teen-complaining-about-stuff voice? ilu bb
"They put these stupid 'living' underwear on me, and they're SO ANNOYING. They suck onto me and I can't pull 'em off! In the middle is this big, like, tongue-thing, and it licks me over and over. Ugh! My cunt is so sore and I can't stop stupid coming!"
''Haallo liebe leute''
Henlo there, would love to hear this one from you.
”Why are we still here… Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg, and my arm… and even my fingers… The body I’ve lost… and the comrades I’ve lost… It won’t stop hurting, like they’re all still there… You feel it too, don’t you?
>>752225990
his show is the filthy frank of TV i love it!
how about just general screams, muffled screams, moans and pleading as though you were being raped by someone named chris? im talking pleading for your life too, maybe ended with the sounds youd make while being stabbed to death/having your throat ripped out?
ХУЙ
dude this is weird lol
i mean i get why people like it i guess
but what the heck haha
>>752226112
This kinda will happen
I love you anon, i love you so much and i will always be with you.
just
This is a fucking video, to some fat FUCK on youtube named Boogie 29 88. Now, I'm tired of this FAT FUCK popping up in all my search engineS when I'm looking for a FUCKING workout video. I don't give a FUCK about the aftermath from any of you Boogie fans that feel sorry for this greasy FUCK.
I'm a stupid nigger
>>752226011
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0KnzqLvOPIc
>>752226280
Oops wrong recording
When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2013, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Saturday nights to watch this one show. It is called Rick and Morty. Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Rick and Morty, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in Rick and Morty and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched Rick and Morty, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world.
>>752226033
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0A37aNmXI7W
>>752226011
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0LjVcLnLADg
''Zigeuner sind das beste was jemals geschaffen wurde.''
>>752226570
i cummed
>>752226193
>>752226112
I need a second to compose myself
Hey, it's Revyfag. It's been a while, how've you been?
>>752226036
>>752226036
https://vocaroo.com/i/s19DiZHYan8U
>>752226083
That is a good way to put it
I like Eric Andre more though
>>752226112
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1H4I9wVB5MT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-Y
this
can i get a comforting
"its gonna be okay, hang on"?
>>752225751
Hahahaha that's really funny, you have a cute voice
>>752226933
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14lPgXKyabX
>>752227188
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ALOTcBF9xq
Fight reality anon
Say, "GET DOWN MOTHERFUCKERS, THIS IS A ROBBERY!" with your rudest voice
>>752226216
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iWzhpS0lk0
Can you do the Rick and Morty Copypasta?
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
>>752227152
Sweet, this will be fun.
>>752226230
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1GvGtu8ufpX
>>752226259
https://vocaroo.com/i/s14y8jC1x6v3
>>752225134
Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2. Hello am 48 year man from somalia. Sorry for my bed england. I selled my wife for internet connection for play "conter strik" and i want to become the goodest player like you I play with 400 ping on brazil and i am global elite 2.
>>752226570
MY DUDE! Thanks :>
Can you do this one in a soft, domme-y voice:
"There we go, breathe it all in. Let it seep into that defenseless little brain of yours.
Aww... you hate it so much but you're addicted, aren't you? You don't even care, it feels good. That's it, take some more."
Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun.
>>752226525
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1OC4h8ZD3ym
>>752227347
roll
>>752227899
checked
>>752227676
Good shit.
You FAT fucking disgusting ASS smelling. BLOB. Cheese drinkig. Crisco bathing. LARD gargling. CALORIE THIEVING. (move close to the mic) Cabbage patch face having (back to normal distance). Dr Robotnick looking. Wingstop eating. Mcdonalds gorging. T Rex arm having. Non vegetable eating. Cook with a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray. WIDE LOAD. Hungry hungry hippo. PLANET. Pretending to have fucking a thyroid problem. Whale slash free willy. Part bus, Yokozuna. Flubber. (try audible fill cheeks with air, pause for a seccond then exhale audibly) Kirby. Salad dodger. Chair crusher. Butter ball. Go to Subway but put everything on it. Michelin man. Happy because Hostest is back in business motherfucker.
>>752227347
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Fb3v9SbaOs
>>752227188
Do you wanna call? Femanon here with discord, I'd be happy to comfort you and help you through whatever's going on. I'd record a vocaroo for you too, but I'm not OP and mobile doesn't support vocaroo sadly.
>>752225134
Can you say "I love you and I miss you" please
>>752226609
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1kqs8INAL7o
>>752225134
moan or somthing
"hola amigos como estan, me gustan mucho la destrucción masiva"
>>752228038
I am also offering my discord to you in hopes of cheering all the sad anons here looking for a voice of comfort
Please record queefs, it's my fetish. Wet pussy sounds are good too
>>752228000
Praying on the weak aren't you
>>752227170
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1QRwLYpbVr8
¿
>>752227347
>>752227899
say this op, i rolled dubs
>>752225134
Rev I missed you. How's are your boobs?
How about some Gurren Lagann quotes? Any of the following, dealer's choice:
"Your drill is the drill that will pierce the heavens!"
"We evolve, beyond the person that we were a minute before. Little by little, we advance with each turn. That's how a drill works! "
"Goodbye, Father. I will face tomorrow."
"So this is the power of the spiral... Not bad, not bad at all..."
"Later... Buddy..."
>>752225134
cat hat, in french, chat chapeau. In spanish, el gato in a sombrero. he's a cat in a hat, he's a chat in a chapeau, he's also is a gato in a sombrero.
>>752225134
J...joe-chkoe!!! Don't pull out!!!
>>752227828
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1vRfTYvoFTY
>>752228481
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1JPPLLDxFv4
>>752228221
>"praying"
"Are you listening? Okay. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha', I hurt people. I'm a force of nature. If you were from where I was from, you'd be fucking dead."
>>752228210
Thanks, but I just find shit like that cute.
>>752228210
Put your discord down
>>752228210
Also, your cat is adorable.
More pervy memes
"I visited her at school. You should have seen her: sweating profusely, fidgeting...
She pulled me aside without hesitation, begging for me to let her off. She ripped open my blouse and got on her knees and fucking dove in without me saying a word. Appetite can make you a ravenous eater...
You should have seen her, looking up at me with her lips glistening, just saying 'please let me come' again and again. Like I owed her a favor for eating me out. The look on her face when I said 'no'…"
Say, "Let me tell you about the jews."
>>752225134
I can do a pretty mean italian mobster voice, gimme something to say.
>>752227765
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1lvcCmGTcaj
>>752228906
Okie dokie! PBandSkellie#3415
>>752228913
Oh goodness, I wish he was my cat. It's just a cute kitty I found!
>>752228889
Ah, well I'm glad to hear you don't need the help! Sounds like you're already doing well (:
>>752225134
Rolling for "Hello faggot."
That's all I want to hear, wud be pretti lmao tbh fam dank.
>>752225134
you sound p cute tbh
>daddy pleeeeease...
>>752228945
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1K95jvwHLDe
"A major thing that turns me off JRPGs, and a lot of games in general, is when I don't feel that I, as a player, am contributing anything to the story. All I ever seem to do is wheel the characters from one whingy boring dialogue to the next. Events are driven by their actions, not mine. All I am is a little angry id who takes over for the combat, spending the rest of the time jumping up and down in the back of the main character's mind yanking on nerve endings, trying to make him stop acting like a pillock."
>>752225134
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Spend three racks on a new chain (yuh)
My bitch love do cocaine, ooh (ooh)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name (brr, yuh)
I can't buy a bitch no wedding ring (ooh)
Rather go and buy Balmains (brr)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
Spend three racks on a new chain (huh?)
My bih love do cocaine, ooh (brr)
I fuck a bitch, I forgot her name, yuh (yuh, yuh)
I can't buy no bitch no wedding ring, ooh (nope)
Rather go and buy Balmains, ayy (brr)
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
>>752229333
Lol please say this Op I've been searching for Vocaroo threads for DAYSSSSSS Just to hear people say crazy shit
>>752228853
https://vocaroo.com/i/s025diD0zudV
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>752225751
It was quite the feat, yet I managed to fap to all three.
I hear you fucking your wife upstairs. It gets me so wet. I'v been rubbing my pussy all day, just wishing I could take her place. I'm about to cum!
>>752227728
roll
>>752227979
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0Sm0KNU7Oi0
''U...um.....Joe Coe??? I...i've seen you jacking off before...''
(iswearitisnotfapmaterialimjustprankingafriend)
>>752228038
https://vocaroo.com/i/s06Bp4Bvx89H
>>752229426
rollerino
Loli mode engage?
"Daddy gets real mad when I play with it after he cums. He says it hurts real bad but I dunno... it's so much fun to make him scream and cry like a baby!"
Say "Alex, you're a fat douchebag", it's for a friend.
"That's it, sissy, cum for momma, cum for momma's cock. Spurt, spurt spurt. Let all that sissy juice out of your little clitty. Mmm, good girl."
>>752229333
https://vocaroo.com/i/s00eCf6UvWCM
Irma was a government-funded operation designed to turn males into soyboys.
>>752228000
Not the same anon but i am suicidal i just want a friend to talk if thats okay
>>752229567
>https://vocaroo.com/i/s06Bp4Bvx89H
wow, this is adorable.
>>752229466
>>752229466
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0ywcBlWknum
>>752229833
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0jp2IcF8HQe
Oscar is sad there isn't enough lewd content to have his way with, so Oscar is just going to do one he found interesting.
>>752228853
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0vpmhwXdk0D
But then Oscar found something.
>>752229636
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1SZQEL7gpP1
>>752229758
I'm in class now but I'm assuming you read this out loud lol thank you so much! I'm going to listen to it after class hahaha omg I've been looking for vocaroo threads for a long ass time! Do you have any ways we can contact you? Vocaroo threads are awesome!
>>752230027
> loli mode engage
topkek
>>752230027
Holy shit, do more
>>752230027
what microphone are you using? Sounds very nice.
>>752230147
Oscar is the superior loli of these threads.
>>752230107
I've got a discord I shitpost on, and a patreon I am going to put a schedule up on soon. Sadly I might have to wrap up this thread soon.
duckbringer#4609
/duckbringer
>>752230027
Holy shit
scam didnt even get my stuff read out
>>752230265
>using 4chan to promote herself
>>752230027
I'm not even mad, thanks Oscar. You're a top-tier loli
>>752230265
Thank YOU,!
>>752228993
Can you say "Hey David, I know what you did and I'm fucking coming for ya, I'm gonna break your fucking legs and leave you to rot in the middle of the desert, and if you happen to make it back, maybe I'll let you fucking live.
>>752229636
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1K0jq8rsna0
>>752229665
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0mn328hXR6v
>>752230246
Oscar will do what Oscar is meant to do, record cute loli voices.
>>752230254
Samson CO3 and an MK-2 M-Audio for phantom.
>don't buy anything from M-audio, they don't give a single shit about their buggy software that will crash your computer regularly.
>>752230447
Oscar feels appreciated <3
>>752230265
Previously on AMC'S the Walking Dead
Thank you Op
>>752230568
you are my new hero dude. your voice is smoother than silk
OP is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYaOu2_Dsxs
>>752230697
hello mister flag!
>>752230541
Your loli voice sounds kind of like Luna from the Harry Potter moobies
"I'm going to revert that spaghetti back to its original ingredients!"
or
"The only good thing about Corrin is that FemCorrin is hot as hell, seriously. I would fuck the shit out of her."
>>752230417
Nigga you don't have to give me money if you don't want to.
>>752230405
The thread is still going. Did you get dubs?
>>752229678
Shameless self-bump. Please, Revy
>>752229678
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1bpwm4ZnhFY
>>752230541
BAHAHAHA. Fucking glorious, thank you.
I wish you could've heard Alex reaction.
>>752230944
>>752230947
Posted literally after I self-bumped, thanks
>>752230822
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pjIBa7CizW
>>752230789
I have heard that before actually
>>752230733
No i can't sing for shit
>>752230947
If I post some futanari caption pictures, can you do voices for them?
>>752230265
Um new fag here... How would I look duckbringer up? On discord or 4chan?
"Show me your voucher, allow me to enter you, and I can not control it."
>>752231254
That's a discord id
>>752230568
Hey Oscar, I need a sinister line for my D&D game and I love your voice. Could you please say, "Freedom at last and now people's homes, their cities, even nations will burn and you fools are the ones who allowed me through. Thank you, and goodbye."
>>752225134
Can you say: Servals are the best animals, so shut the fuck up rin fag.
>>752231173
Can you do a Luna voice? That would be sick for totally non-perverse reasons :^)
"I don't mind - look all you want."
Intermission: my phone has no more memory
>OP
>>752225134
>lewd/fucked up requests always okay
Godtierthread
>"Cum for me"
pleasepleaseplease
>>752231331
Re-rollerino
>>752231905
>>752232039
damnit
>>752225134
voice
>You have literally no idea what you're talking about you fucking faggot
I need to use this alot
>>752232160
roll this shit
American weeb accents make me cum buckets. I had to gag the last American gal I was nailing to the bedpost just so the sex could last longer.
>>752232160
bitch, roll
>>752232222
Holyfuck.
Ich hatt' einen Kameraden,
Einen bessern findst du nicht.
Die Trommel schlug zum Streite,
Er ging an meiner Seite
|: In gleichem Schritt und Tritt. :|
Eine Kugel kam geflogen:
Gilt's mir oder gilt es dir?
Ihn hat es weggerissen,
Er liegt vor meinen Füßen
|: Als wär's ein Stück von mir :|
Will mir die Hand noch reichen,
Derweil ich eben lad'.
"Kann dir die Hand nicht geben,
Bleib du im ew'gen Leben
|: Mein guter Kamerad!" :|
>>752232039
rolling
>>752232160
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1hcVKNf2OSo
Sorry guys RIP
>>752231537
Loli voices aren't very sinister, but Oscar tried.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0UtT6Ke0hh1
>>752232391
https://youtu.be/DkSWUtO09Hw
>>752232391
fuck, that song is sad. stop it
>>752232468
woot, thanks femanon
>>752225134
>>752225134
"alice wants you to cum for her" for my bf
>>752231537
>>752232480
Oscar forgot to add spooky effect.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1pZx421Sf4z
>>752231331
One more try.
>Of all sad words in histories
>wrought from tongue and pen
>none has been so sad as these
>that pol was right again
roll. and you have to use christ-chan's voice
>>752232666
Triples decide it, for a friend.
>>752232673
reroll
>>752232829
roll
>>752232829
rall
>>752232829
yeah why not
>>752232673
one more then idk
>>752232829
i love poems
Shameless bump
discord/z3de4y
My phone is being a shit. Thread derailed for now. Come shitpost on my server and we'll resume this later
>>752232673
>>752232933
nooo :(
>>752232391
roll
>>752233148
please marry me. i'll give you all the money I make and won't mind if you get another lover on the side
There's always triple A you fuckin cocksucker.
"Don't worry anon, it will be OK"
