New celeb thread. Are brits up yet, edition
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New celeb thread.
Are brits up yet, edition
>>751727274
oh wait its a herman thread..
he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can spot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb next to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
>That moment that you realise that
>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
>elle
>jordyn jones
>pedo gif poster guy
(plus when he acts like multiple anons getting mad at anyone who cals him out or anyone who posts this)
(plus the id suck cock for tay tay(or other celeb) faggotry/samefagging)
(plus underage celebs who he posts then samefags talking to himself saying how pure they are etc then replies to himself being "lewd" describing how he wants to fuck them then replying to himself again telling himself not to be lewd "she is an angel etc" then repeating the last few steps the entire thread)
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states
now thats what u call cringe...
just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices
he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mlp/ and starts most /trap/ threads
>>751727274
Nein but ze Germans
I want to eat her ass so bad
>>751727436
What about her sis?
>>751727403
>>751727472
yeh both their asses, line em up
>>751727672
They wouldn't do that, they're sisters, it would be weird
>>751727651
>>751727790
Is this recent?
>>751727472
They have very different styles of names: "elle" is french & elegant whereas DAKOTA is crude, american
>>751727724
you never know, might be into it
>>751727930
Elle's name is Mary
>>751727956
Unlikely
>>751727819
no its pre short hair
>>751727724
Didn´t one of them do it with based Kristen?
>>751727274
god she turns my dick to diamonds
>>751728153
Just rumours
>>751728168
>hfw sis is a whore
>>751728256
Sexiest Scot? Can't think of any lasses better
>>751728208
Nah look at them, they did it like animals, until they passed out of exhaustion
ari's favorite tease is to come up
to an innocuous man all alone
strolling through the store and
smile at him, bringing his hopes
up high, before blowing a great
giant bubble up right in front of his
perceptive face; then, just as he is
about to start in on her with his boring
blase she smiles and his mid sentence
is interrupted by her fleeting gait!
~~
oh, she forgot, the half wink!
cannot forget about the half winking
bubble blow up, more fuel to fire his
hopes before crushed into the ground,
the dust of ari's departing soles!
>>751728259
Sooooo damn cute
>>751728298
Anon pls
>>751728341
>hfw she has bigger tits than her sis
not brit but kiwi
>>751728489
I suddenly want to see Miley fuck Grimes
>>751728688
>>751728545
>>751727712
>>751727332
still underrated
>>751728619
She looks fucking good im all the pics you've posted, like really good
>>751728507
More and that caption triggered my sissy urges
>>751728358
And I bet Kristen got to wear the strapon most of the time
Post tay or emelia Clarke to get me stroking
>>751728812
>>751728795
Hey guys I'm back xD
Don't lie, you know you missed me deep down
>>751728942
The pinnacle holy shit
>>751728988
I love you now you don't spam tbh
>>751728942
>>751728928
She didn´t content to only Dakotas pussy, too
>>751729006
I was clean for the last 7 hours +-
Some days I can go for long sometimes I can't
But I popped some pills a few minutes ago
>>751729041
What?
>>751728990
>>751728990
i don't fap to her often but sometimes i give it to her
I need more pics though
i'm picky about what i save
>>751729091
sorry will stop
>>751729126
Do you like this girl?
worship her
i dont like this one much
but thats my last one
>>751729171
It's ok, I just didn't get what you meant
>>751729277
*didn´t content herself
I´ll go now in shame
>>751729400
I fap to the thought
>>751729207
>>751729207
never seen her before
i'm not sure about her face
>>751729489
She's the pixie queen
>>751729489
Is Kesha guy a britfag?
>>751729426
Have a good one
>>751729651
no i'm not
just sleep weird hours
>>751729800
Do you like Charli XCX?
>>751727274
She's amazing.
>>751729855
never fapped to her
seems hot though
>>751729892
What about dressed like this?
Jewess Queen is only 2,3 inches taller than me.
She's a lot shorter than she looks on screen. O.O
>>751729990
Police Roleplay with her would be amazing.
>>751729962
And you think Kesha is a whore...
>>751729241
Get the fuck out with those skanks.
>>751729990
ACAB
>>751730038
She put me in cuffs in the back of her car
>>751730042
kesha isn't so bad
I just get weird when I fap
still sluttier than the average girl by far though
>>751729999
Checked
Also, You´re tiny, Robertsfag
>>751729999
Quads chek'd
>>751730170
I'm only 151 cm tall Emma's 6cm taller than me
>>751730168
Can it be Charli's turn?
>>751730257
BRUH
>>751730249
>>751730257
>>751730301
Damn son!
>>751730324
>beer and tits
>>751730293
I love how that top shoves her tits up into a cup, ready to catch jizz.
>>751730334
Guess how much I weigh
You won't believe me if I told you
>>751730258
fuck me thats a hot picture
i think i have a fetish for backs now
not to mention them hips
>>751730374
45 kilos
>>751730374
Are you telling me you're trap-tier
>>751728153
Umm....
>>751730315
>>751730376
Call her a slut
>>751730412
Less
>>751730415
You mean like Eliza?
>>751730462
40? Thats really unhealthy now
>>751730453
she is a fucking slut
look at that bitch
she looks like she would let me cum inside her for a gram
>>751730509
forgot pic
NUDES WHEN????
>>751730509
Go on, have a wank to her
>>751730462
Like you could pass for a girl
I think she may be at the very top of my Christmas Fappening list this year. Appease me, Satan. I've been a very good boy this year.
>>751730258
>>751730453
>>751730549
Everything about her is boner inducing
>>751730552
Gotta eat more
>>751730611
I dunno :P
If I shaved my arms maybe. And if I grew my hair but that would be weird
>>751730626
>>751730631
Good timing.
>>751730660
I'd let you suck me off
>>751730655
I know. Also pseudoephedrine doesn't help keep my weight up it actually eats away at your muscle if you take too much over a long period of time.
>>751730626
>>751730631
Teamwork
>>751730549
keep posting and I will
im saving all these
look at this slut she knows people are gonna see up her skirt but she doesn't wear big panties like katy or taytay would but just goes full whore. I bet she gets wet when she performs just like kesha
>>751730679
O.O
>>751730733
I think I'm gay for Ryan. Not in a completely homo way though.
>>751730726
The u(dd)er T H I C C N E S S
>>751730775
You'd like it
>>751727816
What is that scene from?
>>751730764
Jerking to Charli and Kesha.
Ever get kik to work?
>>751730788
Agreed. But I think my choice of Ryan is Reynolds.
>pic semi-related
>>751730764
Take her big tit
>>751730809
If Emma had a penis I would suck it
>>751730723
Well I hope you´ll gain some weight after Monday, too
>>751730877
What would you girl name be?
>>751730885
I'll do my best
>>751730900
Jayde or Julia
>>751730900
>>751730877
GTFO FAGGOTS
>>751730856
I loathe Deadpool. But that's cool. He seems awesome tbh. Blake is sexy as hell too. Gosling is a great actor and yeaahh
>>751729426
>>751730938
fuckin fag
>>751730839
i did but im playing a game now not fapping so not gonna roleplay
but i'm keshabro if you wanna add me
>>751730876
mmm i wanna take it for real
>>751730951
Come play with us
>>751730967
Umad homophobe
>>751730964
It's you!
>>751730900
Just leave him alone, fag
>>751730973
Take both in your hands
She is my thicc fap goddess.
>>751730973
Cool, I'll add you sometime so I can cum for this Abortion Queen of yours. ;)
>>751730938
Would Jayde swallow?
>>751730973
What do you roleplay anon?
>>751730856
thanks you for this pic
i have it but mine was too big to post
>>751731060
No she would spit
>>751731046
I am a mere shivering mortal before those tits and that ass.
>>751731048
im so glad her name is getting around
>>751731082
me and dude earlier were getting super dark and weird but ive done a lot of different things
>>751731060
>>751731102
Make her swallow anon.
>>751730951
>>751731102
Why?
>>751731008
Oh hell yeah!
>>751731176
What would you do to her if she didn't swallow your cum?
>>751731060
>>751731102
Friday is National Tag-a-Fag day
5 points for knocking one down
20 points for knocking one out
40 points for sending one to the hospital
100 points for sending one to the morgue
Winner has 225 points last year
Let's top that this year, anon!
>>751731170
>>751731225
Do you know Kristen or Dakota?
>>751729426
>>751730964
>>751731008
I envy the sluts that get to fuck Kirsten.
>>751731259
>>751731222
She has to be dominated or else she does whatever she sees fit
>>751731260
any girl that can perform in those shoes is a true slut
>>751731293
fuck me runnin that is some sweet pussy
>>751731239
Honestly hold her head down, just push my cock to the back of her throat and release it so it just slides all the way down.
>>751731365
>>751731370
That's what a naughty girl deserves, doesn't she?
>>751731347
>>751731260
>>751731347
Fuck. Would be amazing to fuck these bitches all coked out of our minds
>>751731370
>>751731417
Stop this right now
>>751731286
There have been many..
>>751727503
Too skinny, CJ!
>>751731391
goddamn i would suck her off so fucking hard
>>751729999
>>751730000
More colors over here for you
>>751731417
Definitely.
I'll make her kick her drug habit. Make her crave cum instead.
>>751731493
>>751712681
and I hate ugly people losers and they bother me ugly way every single second cause loving dat every of my poops and is short and ugly and there gross and disgusting and I hate my life that is trapped by the ugly people losers that outnumber everybody and lie to the rest of the people ugly way so ugly people losers don't have to be lame and try to be better then people ugly way cause they smell like shit and short and hold onto me ugly way and there gay to me ugly way and smell like shit and is gay and can't do anything and is short and smell like shit and is gay to me ugly way and there everywhere and is a short poop and a ugly tyrant that is short and everywhere and there a fucken disgusting short person like my short ugly loser father and the ugly people losers I really feel sorry for everyone that has to be around them luckily they don't know ugly people losers is disgusting and try to be better then people ugly way and outnumber everybody like my short ugly loser father and the ugly people losers that outnumber everybody
>>751731480
Was this a one-time thing?
>>751731493
>>751731438
oh shit, there are no words for that
>>751731259
I had 65 points last year but I'm going to top that
you would think these cum-guzzlers would learn to stay in the closet by now
>>751728505
omg those feet and heels <3
>>751731480
Dammit Clawie.
It's not fair! I'd love Kirsten with all my heart if I had her...
>>751731430
holy shit
this whore doesnt give a fuck
>>751731450
oh my god that'd be sexy as fuck
>>751728619
i want miley to strangle me wit her legs
>>751731513
She's never tasted cum before
