ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume V
best threads in months
All of these updates should have given it away since y'all gone full retard tonight I'm going to spell it out for you.
> One particular Stone will tell this story as well as tell you who killed JFK well kind of tells you who killed him you should get the point by now.
I purposely made this one hard. Good luck.
>beware of the Rocket
>Do not leave your shelter or you will die
>That loud Jew will cause death
Going to make it easy and this is a well-known film.
>Both the Jew and the rocket have a red glare.
>Tune in to 1080 a.m. Texas overnight to keep up with the story.
You fags better get it now..
>paper boat
>>750964420
Platoon or Born on the 4th of July
>>750964471
It was paraffin wax
>Actor with iconic mugshot gets buttfucked as a child
>Doesn't enjoy it
>Develops amazing sense of humor as a coping mechanism
>This guy isn't Aquaman
>Or is he?
Movie 2
>A sickly young Jew is deeply repulsed by the thought of healthy, attractive Aryans finding true love
>Cheetos product placement in background
>Jew boy's relative also played by Jew who later suffered dementia irl.
>Another Jew plays the villain
>Still another Jew is his henchman/enforcer. But he adopts a bad Spanish accent.
>Directed by a super famous Jew
>But not the one you're thinking of
Reposting since nobody got it:
>dirty dancing cds
>blade cds
>pest cds
>thanks
>>750964378
True dat
>>750964501
No
>He's not the black Klu Klux klansman he is the nigger loving neo-Nazi.
>>750964241
>hippie eats poisonous peas
guys rob a bank it goes with out a hitch.
>There's a father and a son who hate each other in Hawaii
>And the son is Patrick Bateman's future best friend
>But you probably didn't know that if you didn't read the source material
>Also, Slingblade is married to Eminem's mom
>Last movie of a famous actor who later died of an accidental overdose
>all the colors but black
>>750964677
8 mile
>>750964690
Your kind of parade
White guy tries to raise money for his daughter. Hates his mom. Is like a black sheep in his kind of work. Little did he know he would make it
No-one got it:
> Special lemon tree grow formula
> Damaged cargo
> Oh fuck my wheel fell off
> Aww shit burned my leg
> Gotta go fast
>>750964742
8 mile
>>750964740
Kek
>>750964747
Fast and furious
>>750964747
Is it that idiot movie about the guy who travels to the Future where everyone is stupid?
>>750964742
That was his sister in the movie. not his daughter. ironically she was played by his irl daughter
>expensive potatoes
>ass
>huge dildo
>not my webcam on thursday night
>>750964856
The Martian
>>750964856
Cinderella man
>>750964901
Yes
>>750964901
I don't think you're right, but by all definitions of the term "expensive" you should be.
Guy tries to go back in time but fails. Ends up going out with the girl of his dreams and becomes a dance star
>>750964747
It better not be some art house indie movie nobody has seen
>>750964654
Heat
>>750964715
Right actress, wrong movie.
>>750964973
Butterfly effect
>>750964654
Inside Man
>>750964993
Nope, Oscar winning A-list actor.
>White people are much, much smarter than niggers
>>750964973
I wanna say planet of the apes, cause he’s a sick fuck
>>750965069
American history x
>>750965069
Everyone here already knew that but thanks for the info
>>750965069
Conservative Fantasy Island
>Peter Venkman's son is an annoying twit
>Huge buildup to Sigur Ros.mp3
>Then, they just go home
>Ridiculous movie everyone either loves or hates
Did anyone get this one?
> special olympics- track
>>750965010
The informers>>750964677
>>750964747
Passengers
>>750965189
Yes! I thought I made that so fucking obvious but I guess not.
>>750965183
Radio? lmao
>>750965036
Nope, it was napolean dynamite
>>750965069
Bit more?
>>750964241
>when someone asks you if you are a god, you say yee
>>750965182
>Peter Venkman's son is an annoying twit
[insert Wes Anderson movie here]
>>750965257
Ghostbusters
>>750965257
The Most Expensive Marshmallow Ad Ever
>>750965277
Must be
>>750965207
Nope, ok this one seems tough. Additional clue:
> Replaced that wheel with a fucking stick. Everything's fine.
>>750965254
In movie form.
>>750965180
>>750965324
Formula 51 (US title)
The 51st State (UK title)
>>750964513
steven speilberg the director?
>>750965324
little rascals
>>750965182
The Life Aquatic
>>750965368
>>750965374
Nope. Try again.
>>750965369
No. But he's exactly who I had in mind when I said "Not the one you're thinking of."
Hint: My famous Jew is also a successful comedic actor.
>>750965390
A winner is you.
>>750965328
Empire of dust
Blood diamond
>>750965416
Dodgeball?
>>750964513
is move 1 deadpool?
>>750965478
I haven't seen Deadpool, so that might actually fit. But no. My movie is a older (though not really old old).
>>750964513
Buttfucked figuratively or literally?
>>750964420
JFK
>>750964513
More on the aqua man bit?
>>750965328
I don’t believe this graph at all.
How about a slightly tougher movie? I'll give easy hints to compensate.
>Sam Harris marries a fembot
>Injects heroin everywhere, including his neck
>Zed is NOT dead in this particular movie despite repeatedly attempting to jump out of a window
>Andy Dick cries on a talk show
>Hutch asks a deep question
>>750965525
>Buttfucked figuratively or literally?
Literally! An erect penis enters his anus and it traumatizes the poor soul.
>>750964747
Pic of awesome rocking tits gets one more clue
Can't believe no-one's got this yet.
>>750965525
>Buttfucked figuratively or literally?
Question of the century.
>the Hulk kills Thor
>then commits an act of genocide
>Jack Ryan & Sylar get revenge
>>750964747
The Indian or something like that
>>750965703
>>750964747
The World's Fastest Indian
>>750965765
Nice. The clue is:
>>750965728
This guy is on the right track... get it right and you get +1 internet
>>750965723
can't think of it but I know the movie
>>750965728
Indian in the Cupboard?
>>750965799
>>750965810
Or this guy could just solve it. Good work sir, here, have one internet.
>>750965657
>More on the aqua man bit?
Well, I'd love to elaborate but it would really give away the whole thing if I spelled it out.
But I'll say this: It is definitely NOT a superhero movie. It came out before they were the trend du jour.
I'll give some really big hints in a minute if no one gets it. I can't believe it hasn't been solved. It's a super famous movie (well, if you're not underageb&)
>>750965728
>>750965810
World's fastest Indian
>>750965799
no one gives a fuck about that movie outside mosgiel. Fucking kiwis...
>Banana hands hypnotizes well known singer
>George Costanza explains the difference between a quip and a slope
>Came out before the fat acceptance movement got big
>Today, it would probably win oscars for fighting body shaming
>>750965886
Too late. >>750965799 got it first.
>>750965929
You mad?
Here's one last clue:
>ass
>huge dildo
>not my webcam on thursday night
>"full body" latte
>>750965977
Shallow Hal. Easy peasy.
>>750965979
I guess he was... the world's second fastest Indian.
>>750965850
Water world?
>nothing happens in space for 2 and a half hours
it's a movie about a woman who really likes a gar
>>750966030
>>750965814
>can't think of it but I know the movie
It's a big blockbuster movie.
>>750965979
>You mad?
Not the anon you're responding to and I'm not mad but I will say this: You picked a movie practically no one has heard of outside of New Zealand. Fair play, I guess. But don't act like you're so fucking clever for stumping everyone ITT.
Clever is when you post a really well known movie, dupe everyone, and then when someone finally gets it everyone goes "HOLY SHIT! Hahaha, I get it now." Strive for that.
>>750966089
2001: A Space Odyssey
>>750966089
2001
>>750966114
avengers? fuck man idk
>a Jew runs a discussion for different issues cuts off anyone that disagrees with his liberal agenda
>Someone finally kills him
>>750966154
yes
>>750965723
It's clearly Star Trek (J J Abrams lens flare edition)
>>750966020
Correct. That was easy mode because I feel guilty for stumping everyone with the tough ones.
>>750966044
Way off. Aquaman is kind of figurative. The movie does not take place on water or out at sea.
>>750966168
No, around the same age though.
>>750966191
Correct!
>>750966089
Prometheus?
Alien Covenant?
>>750966148
This guys got it. It’s got to tease, but be getable. No gives a fuck about mastermind, but we all like a pub quiz.
>wigger moves to the big city, finds out some guy hates tinned food, gets rich ends up broke
>>750966148
>practically no one has heard of outside of New Zealand
I heard of it in the US.
Alright, here's an easy one while I think of good clues for Not Aquaman there.
>Depraved psychopath stalks a family through a forest with a rifle
>Like every great villain, he is seemingly motivated only by sheer joy of killing
>He kills the mother but her young son escapes
Posted this last thread and people didn't solve it immediately, to my surprise.
>>750966296
A Fishful of Dollars (the Futurama episode)
>>750966148
You should look it up, it's a pretty good movie.
>>750966312
Bambi
>>750966343
nope
>>750966239
Anthony Hopkins is an Oscar-winning Welsh actor that played a kiwi this time (with a weird Irish accent for some reason)... and I don't even live in New Zealand so I've heard of it, and unless the two (three?) guys that did get it right actually live in New Zealand...
Check your privilege, kiddo.
>>750966370
lol watch that be right
>>750966312
Bambi
>>750966192
You’re both too broad- traumatized funny guy, and too obscure- maybe a hero not near the ocean.
>An astronaut and a cowboy fight over the affection of a young boy.
>ex army guy gets revenge for retard's acid related misadventure
>>750966312
Bambi?
>>750966370
>>750966405
>>750966395
>Bambi
Correct.
>>750966427
Toy Story
>>750966427
toy story
>oi cunts wheres andy
>fuck knows, hes hidin
>here comes andy the crazy cunt
>coppers shooted my brother
>die coppers
>here little girl have some heroin
>oh shit more cops
>fuck ya coppers im goin home
>nah yar fuckin not andy
>die you mongrel
>now living with grandma
>pretty aure she wants the D
>>750966427
I don't know, but the astronaut is played by George Takei and the cowboy is played by Kevin Spacey.
>>750966450
>Toy Story
>>750966458
>toy story
Yep, too easy I guess.
>>750966477
Kek
>>750966463
>oi cunts wheres andy
Toy Story... 2?
>>750966477
If Kevin Spacey ever ends up in a Star Trek movie/series, this could actually be true.
>>750966408
>You’re both too broad- traumatized funny guy, and too obscure- maybe a hero not near the ocean.
I see. Well, I'm sorry for that. I actually thought I was giving it away by saying he's NOT Aquaman (but the title implies otherwise).
Alright, I gotta think of a good clue or clues to right this wrong.
>>750966438
Yes.
>>750964241
Suburban father takes up street racing and out races vin diesel
>>750966519
Except he won't end up in any role ever because he's effectively blacklisted.
>>750966534
The Fast and the Furious
No need to mention Diesel by name. Just hint at it.
>A pedo and a retard join forces
>A bunch of kids manipulate the retard into attacking the pedo
>kid commits crime
>judge sentences him to military service
>he joins the navy
>shipmates hate him
>captain hates him
>locals hate him
>gets falsely accused of crime by locals
>dies a meaningless death
>>750966550
Racist. It's African-American-Listed.
>>750966393
Kiddo here. Am a kiwi- it’s an in joke. The mosgiel reference is the give away. That mosgiel isn’t in Invercargill is an in joke in an in joke.
>>750966569
>that truffle shuffle
>>750966569
Slingblade
>>750966576
Ah shit. Am I going to be African-American-Listed now?
>>750966393
I'm in the UK and I'm the guy that got it first.
>>750966601
Not The Goonies
>>750966623
Nope
>>750966594
My missing the in-joke should prove that your in-joke was too in to be out enough for the outs to get in. If you sniff my drift.
>>750966672
Hunchback of Notre Dame? I assume the bad guy from that is a pedo since he's a Catholic priest.
Two different sagas.
One is about galactic space dads.
The other is about shaking twigs and yelling Latin.
>>750966575
Master and commander? It’s a long shot.
>>750964241
>Zombie allegory about how old people should just get out of the way and let millennials run everything cause its our turn now
>>750966557
Nope but close
Star Wars & Harry Potter?
>>750966771
Shaun?
>>750966771
The 2016 US presidential election?
>white guy culturally appropriates native american s
>>750966762
No.
Hint: it's an older movie and the star is considered the king of cool
>>750966734
>>750966845
One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest
>>750966734
Nope, the pedo & retard are in other franchises too
>>750966845
Avatar?
>The most romantic prison rapist ever
>>750966575
Papillon
>>750966845
Dances with Wolves
>>750965010
fuck no it was oceans eleven.
>Father goes on a treacherous boating adventure to reconnect with his daughter
>>750966845
The lone ranger: the shitty remake which follows none of the original lore
>>750966800
Too easy.
>>750966943
yep
>>750966960
>oceans eleven
>bank
okay.
>When tree huggers get mad
Let's go to jail.
Alright, here are the updated versions of my shitty descriptions. I swear people have given much worse descriptions of less famous movies and people have guessed it. But then again, maybe not. I suspect a lot of people haven't watched the first movie despite it's enormous critical success and huge accolades.
Movie 1
>Nominated for seven Academy Awards, including best picture
>90s box office hit
>Actor with iconic mugshot gets violently buttfucked as a child
>Iconic meaning memorable as the worst mugshot ever, not glamorous or flattering
>Develops amazing sense of humor as a coping mechanism
>His psychiatrist is played by singer/actress with huge nose
>This guy isn't Aquaman
>Or is he?
>Not a superhero movie
>But you'd think it was from the title
Movie 2
>A sickly young Jew is deeply repulsed by the thought of healthy, attractive Aryans finding true love
>Aryan not literally meaning Aryan, just beautiful blond people
>Eventually, amid great inner turmoil, the Jew child relents and changes his stance
>Cheetos product placement in background
>Jew boy's relative also played by Jew who later suffered dementia irl.
>That guy died a few years ago, btw. Alzheimer's or some such.
>Another Jew plays the villain. He's anything but Clueless.
>Still another Jew is his henchman/enforcer. But he adopts a bad Spanish accent.
>Did I mention the fake Spaniard doesn't necessarily stay a villain all the way to the end?
>Directed by a super famous Jew
>But not the one you're thinking of
>Because this guy had his own TV show
>>750967012
Bio Dome
>>750966771
No town for old men
>>750966998
it was any of the oceans movies.
>>750967032
You are very bad at this game.
>>750966960
Do you know what a bank is?
>>750967040
Nope.
Zombie is literal in the movie.
>>750967090
>You are very bad at this game.
Explain why.
I like my original bad descriptions better
>>750964513
>>750967032
The Prince of tides
>>750967032
Movie 1
>the birdman
Movie 2
>the princess bride
>>750967032
The second one is Princess Bride maybe?
>>750967076
ok I think they rob a bank in oceans 13.
>>750967146
>The Prince of tides
Yes
>>750967149
>>750967160
>>the princess bride
Yes
Finally.
>>750966908
Shawshank redemption
>>750967138
>>You are very bad at this game.
>Explain why.
You're overinvested. The idea is to give as little detail as possible while the movie is still identifiable. Not list a bunch of trivia about it until someone finally gets it right.
>>750966966
the blue
>>750967195
Negative.
>makes some of the best music ever
>thinks it is cool to die young
>dies young the end
>>750967244
No. Dumber.
>>750966771
pride prejudiced plus zombies.
>>750967262
Whatever the Sid Vicious movie is called, I forget.
>>750967241
Obviously he didn't follow the clearly set out rules to this game. I reference of course section 422 subsection 5a paragraph 12.
>>750967291
Not quite. Less derivative, but equally british.
>>750967180
Meh. Haven’t seen prince of tides. Bit obscure. A good start is to pick a well known movie, make obscure but getable.
>>750967241
>The idea is to give as little detail as possible while the movie is still identifiable.
I agree completely.
Which is why my original descriptions looked like this:
Movie 1
>Faggot gets buttfucked as a kid
>Doesn't necessarily enjoy it
>Develops amazing sense of humor later on
>Haggard Mugshot.jpg
Movie 2
>A sickly young Jew is deeply repulsed by the thought of healthy, attractive Aryans finding true love
>Cheetos product placement in background
>Jew boy's relative also played by Jew who later suffered dementia irl.
Actually, that's exactly what they were. Because I just copypasted them from the other thread which is still open in one tab.
And people just didn't fucking get it. So I made it easier. And easier. And easier.
Then made it accessible via Google so I could just retire the fucking movies from this thread.
>>750967313
Agreed. The punishment begins at dawn.
>>750966569
Any more guesses on this?
The retard & pedo are the stars of their own long running franchises, although both have been rebooted too.
A>>750967262
Amadeus
>loser from small country that has a lot of inbreeding nearly starts WW3 because of cheap wine
>>750967357
>The retard & pedo are the stars of their own long running franchises, although both have been rebooted too.
No, you're not allowed to do that. It violates the rules.
See >>750967313
>>750967357
I don't know why, but it sounds Stephen King-y?
Really old man with an amazing diet program follows and then kidnaps a young woman for his perverted schemes. Her daughter then tries to kill him but he fucks them both over. Hint it's a tv series not a movie.
The world according to garp
>>750967397
Nowhere near as intelligent, think more 80s slasher
Ok easy one.
> Jew steals shit from classmates
> Meets rich Jew
> Screws over Jewish best friend
>>750967357
I would say BvS (batman as pedo for robin, and Superman as Lawful Stupid retard), but I'm not sure who the 'kids' would be.
>>750967460
/pol/: the movie
>>750967336
It’s a bit little the Indian one. It’s a bit frustrating if it turns out to be a rare movie few have heard about.
>>750967436
Ohhhhh
Okay, got it.
>>750967460
the facebook movie
>>750967460
Social Network.
Also, you really focus on Jews.
>>750967562
yeah that one
>>750967464
Noice. Gotta be
>>750967436
Freddy vs Jason
>>750967562
Correct.
So does South Park, and they're considered funny.
>An elderly man arms his young grandsons and encourages them to stalk and assassinate wealthy landowners
scary movie about an AI
A crazy bitch fakes her own missing
>>750967647
blue caprice
>>750967699
gone girl.
>An immigrant struggles to maintain a relationship with his cheating girlfriend, while his adopted son attempts to engage in voyeurism.
>>750967734
correct
>>750967335
>Meh. Haven’t seen prince of tides. Bit obscure. A good start is to pick a well known movie, make obscure but getable.
I would have never used it if someone else didn't already use it a few threads ago.
His description was
>Some guys break out of prison or somewhere
>Something bad happens
>The End
And I guessed it immediately (the bad thing was them breaking into a young Nick Nolte's house and butt fucking him). I haven't watched the movie, I just know that's what happens from reading a review.
So I assumed incorrectly that others could get it as well.
Oh well. Small loss. Lesson learned.
Ok a little harder:
> Rich sheltered stuck up bitch
> Street wise guy
> Italian restaurant
>>750967721
No. Awesome gif, though.
>>750967615
Bingo!
>>750967699
Gone Gril
>>750967751
Lady and the Tramp
>>750967751
Most teen romances in the 90's.
>>750967734
too easy
>teacher
>wut! I'm also an actor?
>big ass spider in the bedroom
>>750967778
Fuck that didn't take long
>>750967799
Enemy
>>750967824
I'm good, dude.
But I don't want to brag too much. Someone will post another World's Fastest Indian and the cycle will begin anew.
>>750967858
that is correct sir!
>>750967647
They made three of these movies.
>>750967864
That was actually me so lol
>wanna fuck?
>sure
>get in house
>boner
>only my skin is left
>dance guy robs a post office to help his girlfriend
>An elderly fellow and his friends travel across the country to find the people who left them to die. Young guy gets stabbed repeatedly in the face.
>>750967858
hated that movie and i like jake
> Guy realises something isn't right about the world
> Realises by the end of the movie he can alter the world
>>750967869
huh
>>750968085
Matrix
>>750967998
Lord of the Rings.
>>750967966
Under the Skin
>>750968085
bruce almighty
>>750967998
Expendables?
>>750967988
*bobs head *
>>750968125
I have honestly, sincerely no idea how the fuck you got there. No.
>>750968085
Doctor strange?
>>750967998
wild hogs
>>750968129
yes, that's right!
>>750968144
Nope.
>>750968172
Nope.
>>750968177
>750968177
No, and while I was looking up where in the movie someone gets stabbed in the face, I learned that there is an actual movie called "Stabbed in the Face," made in 2004. So, that's a thing, apparently.
>>750968085
Donny Darko?
>>750968085
Donnie Darko
>inb4
"Nope"
I know it's nope. Fuck you, faggot.
>>750965996
Idiocracy
>>750968144
>>750968177
The stars are way too cute to show up in these movies.
>>750967998
Killer Elite
A guy wants you to play games
>>750968347
saw
>>750968166
Elder fellow - Gandalf
Friends - Fellowship
Stabbed in face - ok fuck it.
>>750968355
yes
>>750968347
or Phone booth. or diehard
>>750966299
>practically no one
>>750968343
Still no.
Way fewer guns. Actually, I'm pretty sure no guns at all that I can remember.
>>750968347
Anything by Harvey Weinstein,
>>750968384
Day after Tomorrow?
>bitter cop and his idiot son go on a road trip on his son's wedding day
>all because of Coors beer
>>750968384
Knowing
>>750968410
Copland.
>>750968085
Fight Club
>>750966908
Let's go to prison
>director dies while making a movie about Vietnam.
>blackface
>Nigger escapes from white masters
>Steals shit
>Hides in garbage
>Doesn't want to go back
>Gets into a knife-fight
>>750968509
No.
older movie, a classic
>>750968443
>>750968409
>>750968357
>>750968343
>>750968177
>>750968144
>>750968612
Tropic Thunder
>>750968583
bingo
>>750968410
Smokey and the Bandit
>>750968638
yup movie still hold up
>>750968665
Bingo
>>750966496
Nah cunt. Animal kingdom (aus)
>>750967639
Not by me.
>>750968632
wut
>>750968632
>>750968295
>>750968567
>>750968322
Nope, and fuck you too, frogman.
>Batman kills the Joker
>or did he?
>>750968792
Also, just got back from taking a shit so hard i bled only to have to suffer through fucking 15 captchas just to post that? Fuck you captcha.
>>750968882
Yes, he did.
>women get shot gun to the chest.
>dad gets revenge.
>>750968922
I've never heard of that movie.
>Operator Shit
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>Operator Shit
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>Operator Shit
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>Mexican Splinter Cell
>>750968962
Law Abiding Citizen
>>750968882
Killing Joke
>>750968122
>>750968134
>>750968172
>>750968295
>>750968567
Because I'm going to bed i'll give you all the answer:
Dark City
Basically the Matrix before the Matrix (also aliens)
>>750969115
nope
>>750969151
Nope, don't be so literal.
>>750969301
Burton's Batman, then?
> Italian guy goes crazy over steak yells at wife
> gets the fuck beat out of him by black guy
> retires and gets fat in the 1950s
>>750969394
casino
>>750969105
When a Stranger calls?
>>750969453
Close its a DeNiro movie but earlier in his career from 80s
This thread hit the bump limit and is approaching 404.
New thread is here. Please copypaste all your unsolved movies into that one.
>>750969557
>>750969557
>>750969557
See you there.
>>750969510
>>750969453
>>750969464
>>750969394
>>750969339
>>750969301
>>750969229
>>750969168
>>750969151
>>750969115
>>750969105
>>750969058
>>750968962
>>750968922
Tagging people so they don't miss this.
>>750969394
the god father or raging bull
>>750968632
kek
Remind us which one gets stabbed in the face again?
