ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume VI
>>750969557
The superior magicians make a comeback for the win.
> Italian guy goes crazy over steak yells at wife
> gets the fuck beat out of him by black guy
> retires and gets fat in the 1950s
>Nigger chimps out, shoots chinks
>You know you done fucked up, right?
>Lots of niggers die
>>750969676
Raging Bull
>Nigger escapes from white masters
>Steals shit
>Hides in garbage
>Doesn't want to go back
>Gets into a knife-fight
>Batman kills the Joker
>or did he?
>>750969723
nailed it
>>750969744
Bambi
>women get shot gun to the chest.
>dad gets revenge.
>Nothing happens
>Nothing happens.
>Nothing happens..
>Nothing happens...
>Nothing happens....
>Nothing happens....
>Nothing happens....
>Movie ends
>>750969794
Kill Bill volume 2
>Operator Shit
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>Operator Shit
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>Operator Shit
>WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>Mexican Splinter Cell
>>750969806
Leviathan garbage Russian film
>>750969791
Should I give a hint for this one?
>>750969806
Any Lars von Trier movie.
>Fucking retard isn't all that retarded
>But he is a pedophile
>>750969806
A Wes Anderson flick?
>>750969908
Usual Suspects.
>>750969908
K-pax
> Drug dealer dumps his stash
> owes money to Slav gangsters
> gets fucked over at end of movie
>Stupid faggoty fuck gets AIDS
>Dies
>Hard mode activated: Not Philadelphia!
>Based on a true story
>>750969932
Correct!
>>750969933
That also works.
>>750969969
Dallas buyers club
>>750969969
Oh shit good one
>>750969969
Dallas Buyer's Club?
>>750969756
I'll give a hint
>spawned a meme
>>750969952
Training day?
>>750969991
>>750969995
That also works. I was thinking of a girl faggot.
>>750969994
Thanks anon!
>>750970016
Good guess but no stash dumped. Alonzo just beat up the wrong guy in Vegas. Its a foreign film
>>750970010
>spawned a meme
Well, that really narrows it down, doesn't it?
>ur bad guy
>no ur bad guy
>no see i can prove who is bad guy
>he bad guy
>other bad guy trying to make a spaceship out of garbage
>lets have a drink
>>750969836
no hint 2010 film
>>750969756
Wait is this the one where he slaps the guy.
>>750970010
American Psycho
>>750970102
Shit you got it. Goddamn has to be it
>>750970066
You should know.
>>750970095
Huh?
>>750970102
Bingo!
>Two disabled men learn to work together to overcome insurmountable odds.
>Nerdy girl is nerdy
>Kevin Spacey is her next door neighbor
>Not really but he kidnaps her little loli sister
>Nerdy girl falls in love with a different rapist
>>750969854
Sicario
>>750970102
fuck no gtfo faggot
>>750970157
Stuck On You
>>750970191
Thank you.
>>750970184
American Beauty, come on man.
>>750970216
>American Beauty, come on man.
Way off.
> Insane asylum
> autist loses virginity
> autist kills himself after losing virginity
>>750969744
>Nigger escapes from white masters
>Steals shit
>Hides in garbage
>Joins a pair of smugglers
>Doesn't want to go back
>Gets into a knife-fight
It's not Bambi
>>750970271
Homeward Bound
>>750970202
Technically yeah, but I was thinking something more exploitative.
>Cast actual physically disabled people
Otherwise the OVERALL concept is very similar, but much different execution.
>>750970268
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
man runs away from nazis to save his dad.
>>750970197
It is that though you fucking flid.
Batman (Bale) kills The Joker (Leto)
Or did he? (did any of it happen)
>>750970326
Indiana jones?
>>750970304
Nice correct
>>750970326
Last Crusade
>Oprah gets knocked the fuck out like the stupid nigger bitch that she is
>>750969557
Jeff Goldblum plays a hitman. he works for a mob boss who just got out of a mental institute. his catchphrase is "I can see your weakness"
>>750970271
django unchained
>>750970357
The Color Purple
>>750970344
>>750970355
yes too easy huh
>man spares no expense
>everything gets fucked
>homoerotic really really old people and a loli
>>750970389
Kek, yes.
>>750970421
Jurassic Park.
>>750970294
>>750970378
Nope, it's more of a sword fight than a knife fight
Swords and a white guy.
>>750970470
Clever girl.
>>750970357
precious
> vietnam
> dudes get ambushed
> insane psychedelic shit starts happening
>kids move to country living with dad
>mom is sick
>find stray animal
>adventures ensue
>was really a story based on the homicide of 2 children and when you realize that it somehow gets even sadder.
>>750970537
Jacob's Ladder
>>750970537
Apocalypse now
>>750970535
Good enough
>>750970537
Apocalypse Now
>>750970567
Damn good job
>>750970549
Radio Flyer
>>750970537
Apocalypse now
>>750970595
Thanks ma man
>>750970607
Good guess but I was thinking Jacob's Ladder
>>750969557
>>750970601
Nope
>hey let's go
>>750970647
sauce?
>reclusive old man arms his young grandsons and teaches them to stalk and kill. Their parents are fine with this.
Nobody got it last time.
>>750970693
Is it a part of a series of movies?
>>750970693
3 Ninjas
>>750970693
blue caprice
>>750970719
It's pretty much the plot of every movie in the series.
>>750970736
dingdingding
>>750970693
Shogun Assassin?
>>750970693
tmnt
>>750970774
Damn, I was going to say 12 monkeys.
>>750970693
THE SAME THING BUT IN THE OCEAN
>god I miss the 90's.
> dude falls for girl
> is too nice
> girl ends up leaving him
> all good cuz hotter one shows up
>A place not designated a storage facility for medical waste becomes impromptu storage facility for medical waste to the great chagrin of one man
>>750970817
Surf Ninjas
(That was gonna be my guess after 3 Ninjas, actually)
>>750970896
Fight club
>>750970887
transformers series
>>750970887
The Mask
Bedazzled
Trojan War
Vanilla Sky
Not your movie, probably, but they all work.
>>750970896
Pulp Fiction?
>>750970887
> dude falls for girl
> is too nice
> girl ends up leaving him
>my life.jpeg
>>750970887
Wanted?
>>750970930
The whole plot of the movie is their relationship and its not a series
>>750970929
No (for once). To you credit, you can reliably answer Fight Club to fifty percent of all posts in these threads and be correct. Apparently that is the one movie people on /b/ have seen.
>>750970952
Correct.
>post apocalypse
>dad and son
>mother commits suicide
>cannibalism
>many kicks in feels
>>750970896
Big number in name of film
>>750971032
The Road ;_;
>>750971032
The Road
>bible basher goes for a long walk and likes water
> russian guy comes back from war
> does gang shit with his brother
> ruthlessly kills his brother's enemies
>get fired
>get high
>beat up neighbourhood bully
>get the girl
>>750971048
>>750971038
Winrar.bat/feels
>>750971072
Book of Eli
>What if the wolverines weren't emotionally shallow propaganda, and also cunts?
>>750971072
Book of eli
>>750971115
Scott Pilgrim vs the World? Never Back Down?
>>750971115
Friday
>An actor who once tried to beat up Fabio while drunk irl is our leading man
>He's still in love with a horse faced girl who used to be married to an obscure, inbred country singer irl
>Leading man meets up with actor who irl is pothead ex husband of a chick from that old, shitty sitcom you've never watched but is still in syndication
>Pothead has the munchies in every scene
>Nigger escapes from white masters
>Steals shit
>Hides in garbage
>Joins a pair of smugglers
>Nigger doesn't want to go back
>Nigger and smugglers try to steal a white girl
>Nigger gets into a sword fight
I really want someone to get this one
>>750971140
Twilight
>>750971165
Nope
>>750971188
Yep
>>750971194
Blazing Saddles
>Somebody made Threat Level Midnight into an actual movie, but it's a remake of another property
>>750969744
Blade?
>>750971234
>>750971234
The Sum of All Fears
>>750971192
Burn After Reading
>>750971273
Dumber.
>>750971225
>>750971249
Negative. It's a newer, big budget film
> wake up in ocean
> operator shit
this one should be easy
>>750971303
Close. Very close.
>>750971194
Star wars the force awakens
>>750971395
Yay! You did it!
>>750971360
Birth of a Nation?
>>750971395
Nicely done
>>750971140
The Red Dawn reboot?
>Niggers run around in the bush
>Ooga booga! Bix nood!
>Niggers gonna nig
>Niggers catch nigger and enslave him
>Sad nigger.jpg
>Nigger is chained up with other niggers
>White people did this
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>>750971395
>>750971431
A white blonde twink with a Sword and his group of rufiants take up arms against a proxy group that brings about the ressurection of a fucking God with the use of a severed head.
>I'm an edgy faggot
>high tech drugs
>saving money
>if you shoot yourself the boy lives
>>750971487
Close. Very close. But they're cunts.
>>750971492
12 years a slave
>>750969697
Menace to society
>chick falls in love with her boss
>boss doesn't see her for who she is
>live in a huge house
>turns out he can see her for who she is but knew he was gonna die or some shit.
>oh and a world war is about ready to break loose because the annoying faggot following them is missing
>>750971533
Looper
>>750971513
Sounds a lot like Ghostbusters II but also different.
>detective movie you forgot to rewind
>fuck it let's just watch it as is
>who the fuck is everybody
>let me check my tramp stamp for answers
>>750970081
District 9
>>750971576
Winnar.
>>750971538
Close enough!
>>750971597
Memento
>>750971598
Nope
>>750971597
Memento
>>750971616
Contact
>>750971563
Yep
>>750971637
On the right track, but no
>>750971569
Not iron man, right?
>>750971584
Great movie but not made by Harold Ramis. Hint, it is a sequel to it's respective and revered series of "other products"
>>750971677
Nope Need more? I'm trying to stick to one genre but so far neither have been guessed
>Girl falls in love with edgy, annoying faggot
>Edgy faggot claims to be a secret agent and master of throwing daggers
>He's not lying
>Girl is too stupid to realize it
>>750971604
Yes!!!
>>750970421
The Great Gatsby?
>>750971234
Johnny English
>>750971611
>>750971634
Got em'
Nignogs talk like Tik tok tik tik tok tok white guy and girl acts stupid gets stranded. More tik tok tik tik tok.
Lions, rhinos and hyenas and ostrich egg..
honey badger..
>go to prison
>niggers
>rape
>posters
>suddenly rich
>>750969557
>is a retard
>literally fucked by his mum
>dad's a Reverend
>kills parents with sandwich plastic
>goes out
>world isn't gassed
>almost hit by car
>>750971778
Closer.
>>750971794
The Shawshank Redemption
>>750971794
Shawshank bro
>>750971770
Jurassic park
>>750970549
My Neighbor Totoro
>>750969676
Raging bull
>>750971727
V for Vendetta
>>750971794
Shawshank Redemption
>a guy is himself
>in the end apologises
>>750971814
That horrible movie with Brendan Frazer. The mummy.
>>750971840
Yup
>>750971775
>>750971841
No, much worse.
>>750971850
Fight Club
>>750971597
Memento
>>750971827
>>750971829
>>750971842
correct friends
>>750971839
Fuck yes! Glad someone got that shit
> concert in the woods
> public not very receptive
>>750969557
Man's gf gets kidnapped
Breaks a swimming pool in australia
Fights of transnational triads
>some dicks want to play golf
>kids run away
>get all durty playing in hole
>three ugly italians
>kids swim five miles in open ocean
>boat floats
>>750971857
I know it's a joke but just to be safe I'm gonna say incorrect.
>>750971889
Skippy the movie?
> submarines
> torpedo lulz
>>750971891
Gomorrah
>>750971727
>>750971841
>>750971874
Fuck... Our Man Flint?
>>750971891
The Goonies
>Lonely guy
>Meets a girl
>"We should eat your dog"
>Better idea
>Eats pussy instead
>>750971964
A Boy and His Dog
Awesome movie, btw. Harlan Ellison is my dude.
>>750970081
So here's a hint:
There's a dog in the movie
>>750971964
I don't know the name but I'm liking this movie already
>>750971990
The thing?
>>750972016
There you go
>>750971907
Way off
>>750971894
Blast from the past?
>>750971814
Bad Boy Bubby ma nigga
>>750972037
>>750971983
this answer was better
>>750971569
Hint: the boss is a wizard
>>750971874
Correct. Too easy but always fun.
>>750972093
Wizard Howls moving faggot?
>>750972051
ayyyy you got it my main man
>>750971234
Despicable Me
>>750971787
Ace ventura, when nature calls?
>>750971999
trips of agreeance to you, anon
>>750971951
>Our Man Flint?
No. More of a chick flick, actually.
>>750972122
Yup.
>>750971886
The Hobbit
Fuck-ups discover they've been made into a movie
Fuck-ups are tricked into stealing an ape
Fuck-ups do battle with Luke Skywalker
Hot bitch goes to jail to save fuck-ups
The end
>>750972161
Saw it in cinemas when it came out, because a girl I was interested in was fucking obsessed with it.
>>750972126
time for a second one
>diamond steal
>no finger fag gets knocked out
>tyrone can't drive
>anti-aircraft gun
>russian give gun that doesnt work
>jew-wannabe sells diamond to another jew
>>750972205
Jay and silent bob, yo
>>750972231
Does this movie contain dags?
>>750972231
Snatch
Easy game,anon
>>750972205
Whichever Keven Smith movie it is. One of the bluntman ones. For the life of me can't remember therifu ckingn ames
>>750972134
Hint
It happened in africa.it involves a tiny plane that cant fly and its the honeybadger's fault.
>>750972091
Better than what?
> Dude is down on his luck writer
> Gets job at casino
> Becomes pussy destroyer and beats up asshole
> Cheats on his girl
Hint: Its a 90's flick with a famous English actor, not Daniel Craig
>>750972208
Yea, I'm skimming my collection and the ghibli shit was up top so you got 2
>a gay bunch of niggers throw a citywide party exclusively to promote 21 pilots
>>750972231
It has trailer caravan? Snatch
>>750972275
The God's must be crazy?
>>750972348
Suicide Squad
>>750972234
>>750972260
goddamn it you guys stop guessing so easy : (
next one:
>trainyard bullies
>carbonated drink balloon burst
>drive-in cinemas
>dumb fuck dies by cop
>is a school project
>>750972390
Bravo!
>>750972234
Sorry, my bad, I meant
this guy - v
>>750972251
>>750972412
Christine
Mr. Right?
>He's got octopus coming out his ears
>fly pelican flyy
Will be impressed if anyone gets it tbh..
>>750972506
Scarface
>>750972502
Nopers Loved that movie though.
>>750972392
Yea I know easy.
Ok let's try this one
>an angry American hates immigrants
>immigrants hate Americans
>blacks get killed by both because we can all agree on that
>>750972091
That's answering a different question.
>>750972558
Gangs of New York
>>750972146
>>750971727
Mr. Right?
>>750972478
u wot
>>750972304
Mickey Blue Eyes
>The Joker escapes from prison and becomes a more effective killer than ever. But he suffers a dreadful injury along the way
>Not the Joker you're thinking of
>Or that one
>Probably not that one either.
>>750972581
Goddamn that was fast
>>750972614
well okay I meant that reply. Sorry Anon I'm retarded at the moment.
>man pursues profession
>his fame has faded
>holds on to past glory
>even though it may kill him
>>750972671
The wrestler
>>750972582
Getting warm. Hell, I'll basically accept that as the answer since no one was ever going to guess my shitty movie with the same formula.
It was Head Over Heels (2001).
>>750972641
Empire Strikes Back
>>750972717
Yeah, good job
>>750972652
I'm good at this game, dude.
>>750972637
Nope. But it is a 90's film
>>750972730
Bravo, anon.
Maybe I shouldn't have made the first line so very descriptive.
>>750972304
Swingers?
Never saw it but I think this matches the clips I've seen while flipping channels.
>shaky camera
>tent
>>750972304
Croupier?
>>750972818
Blair witch
>>750972818
Kek, Blair Witch Project.
And that was my movie here, for those who wondered:>>750969806
>>750972754
I'll give ya that anon
Ok.
>chainsmoking mercenary chases target through a dream during a parade.
>>750972831
Kek, you got it my dude
>>750972723
Haha, sry man. Trying to find a certain romantic comedy in the early 2000's is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.
>>750969952
Pusher?
>>750972896
xXx?
>>750972960
Yes, 2 in a row good work anons.
>A group of soldiers/warriors get taken from their home
>They must work together to defeat a common threat
>A doctor repeatedly breaks his oath
>>750972896
That kinda matches The Fugitive but not really.
>>750973005
Nope. It's animated if that helps.
>>750973034
Predators
>>750973080
You got it
>blind kid thinks killing people is easy
>it isn't
>a confused former operator decides to become vegan and has to be killed for his radical views
>>750972896
Akira
OP here. It's been fun. I'm out, fam.
This thread will hit the bump limit in about 50 posts. After that, it will 404. Make a new one and keep it going if you like. If not, see y'all next time.
>>750973307
I didn't realize it but I can kinda see that. I'll try to give a Shitty hint that won't give it away
>it's in space
Oh, and some solutions to unsolved movies.
>>750969969
>>Stupid faggoty fuck gets AIDS
>>Dies
>>Hard mode activated: Not Philadelphia!
>>Based on a true story
This was Gia. But lots of others fit, obv.
>>750970184
>Nerdy girl is nerdy
>Kevin Spacey is her next door neighbor
>Not really but he kidnaps her little loli sister
>Nerdy girl falls in love with a different rapist
Welcome to the Dollhouse. Neighbor is a pedo but not literally Kevin Spacey.
>>750971192
>>An actor who once tried to beat up Fabio while drunk irl is our leading man
>>He's still in love with a horse faced girl who used to be married to an obscure, inbred country singer irl
>>Leading man meets up with actor who irl is pothead ex husband of a chick from that old, shitty sitcom you've never watched but is still in syndication
>>Pothead has the munchies in every scene
Ocean's Eleven
>>750971727
>>Girl falls in love with edgy, annoying faggot
>>Edgy faggot claims to be a secret agent and master of throwing daggers
>>He's not lying
>>Girl is too stupid to realize it
Head Over Heels. But Mr. Right also fits the formula.
Alright, I'm out. If you want to tell me I'm a faggot and those movies suck, I'll probably not see it. Oh well.
>>750973441
Titan A.E.?
>arabs arent usually this accurate
Space niggers decide to crash on the moon
Leave a black brick
Computer goes apeshit
Astronaut disappears
>>750974803
a bit easy 2001
>>750974705
Star wars
>gay jew with raspy voice fucks mathew broderick
>>750969557
>Girl is really smart
>Grandma wants her to live in Boston
>Redneck dad says no
>>750971107
Бpaт
