Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>714946450 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>714946450
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Sameji claim'd
dr pepper lady claimed
>>714960625
Don't remember seeing a Makise poster back in the day. Got a name, friend?
>>714960673
Yeah, I know.
Tbh I probably shouldn't say what happened, but yeah... Lowkey hoping the guy still lurks around here. I wanna talk to him about some stuff, but he doesn't ever check his fucking TG anymore.
>>714960954
I really hope he comes back tbh. Always sad when nice guys get beat down by shitposters to the point where they leave.
Ffs, appchan formats these weird when you copy and paste shit.
This is mine
>>714961531
Name one flaw about superior Japanese women
>protip: you can't
Night
>>714960673
I mean anything cold, if you want to cool down.
Dramk?
But yes it must be.
I suppose it does, there's a real one in the game as well, you can find pretty much anything, even Protoman's Blaster.
>>714961198
Explain how, i've been doing this far longer than i've been in these threads.
>>714961144
Nonsense, i ain't that stupid.
I suppose but it's hard to understand why.
>>714961630
That's probably because I am a heretic
>>714961672
>being real women
>>714961504
>>714961723
The season is real ITT
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>714961630
>>714961448
Oh. I see. He probably is. A lot of us lurks now. He might show up. TG you say?~~
>also claiming koume
>
>>714961683
Night
>>714961723
Does that actually work? Cause i just want a colder feeling since it's winter
FUCKING HELL. I meant Drake. Idk how AutoCorrect messed up that badly
Dildo?
>>714962064
>implying thats a flaw
What're you fucking gay?
>>714962439
that's a very cute smug
>>714962174
The shape of that ass is disgusting.
I nearly threw up my cheerios. Fucking man ass right their.
>>714961723
What isn't nonsense is that Nui is mine!
>>714962439
Oh right it's cold, eat something warm then.
Is that actually a word? surprised it picked it up regardless.
And yes.
http://deadrising.wikia.com/wiki/Massager_(Dead_Rising_2)
>>714962654
>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>714962168
U tryna fite?
Why haven't you filled your Pokedex yet, anon?
Winner/Minanon checking in
>>714961644
Already had it
>>714963155
No shit I made both of those for you.
>>714962064
That doesn't answer my question, buddy.
If you wanna know, way back when I used to go under the name Akai and post Yui pics that I got from some stoner named Bard.
>>714962439
Like I said, don't take this shit seriously. I never actually bother to claim anymore, and I've posted with other pics before. Yui Hirasawa, that trap from Steins;gate, some other lesbian from some other obscure series with mechas and shit that I don't remember the name of, Canaan, and Koume.
Might have missed a few, but I think you got the idea.
>>714963044
Too cheap to buy a new New 3DS and any games for it. I have the OG launch model 3DS, but it's kinda fucked up and I don't wanna spend the money to have it fixed.
here
>>714963044
I did.
All 151!
>>714963264
God that takes me back.
>>714962817
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dTh3iI0is8
>>714963487
no please
>>714962884
Come again?
Am I retarded because that drawing is terrible?
>>714963355
>That doesn't answer my question
is this an answer?
>>714963487
fuck yeah it does
>>714963630
yes please
>>714963355
Understandable.
I just got a new one a few weeks ago, just so I could play Moon, since my old one was broke.
Turns out, I'm also broke, so it took a lot of saving.
>>714963430
>not alola
>not good enough
also,
>even mew
I don't believe you.
>>714962817
Everything about that statement is nonsense!
>>714963487
Rory is literally the least smug anime girl ever.
>>714963781
you're retarded for thinking that, yes
>>714963825
What the hell is an alola
What did you smoke?
>>714962546
Hello tali. What's up?
>>714962829
Toast it is then!
>>714962829
Drake as in the rapper lol. Does this sound familiar?
https://youtu.be/uxpDa-c-4Mc
I'm amazed ...
>>714963044
Cause i dont play Pokemon
>>714963264
New phone. Who dis?
>>714963355
Nothing against that. It's nice to stick with one we wouldn't get confused a lot you know? Lol
Yes i do
>>714963855
But actually none of it is. But we're gonna head to bed now. Get some sleeps. Some cuddles.
>>714963855
>>714962817
>over her dead body
lmao ur wifu a ded
>>714963993
hard dicks and airplanes ^_^
went of a few dates recently. met another weeb girl who we're going out with again
>>714963991
>alola game is best game
>>714963993
Why not? it's a good time, friend.
>>714963858
I dunno anon. You definitely havent seen the manga. Or the DIET.
>>714963819
That was only a couple of days after I joined the thread.
>>714963630
Maybe you could be motivated to fix it. I dont mind but yeah, if it gets that reaction then theres only one choice.
>>714963430
Bitches dont know that sogns give you Eevees. And Strengthing the truck does actually work.
https://youtu.be/vdONqHXtL1c
>>714963819
it hurts me to look at it
>>714964295
i dont have my charger right now but maybe it still wouldnt be that good
Jesus christ, Vsauce is always a mindfuck but this shit makes my head hurt.
The universe is weird.
>>714963430
Oh shit, hey.
>>714963819
Shit... I remember the ava's, but not a fucking name...
This is gonna bug me all night if I don't figure this out.
>>714963825
I'm saving up for new PC parts for a new build. After this shit is done, I'll probably see if I can find a normal sized new 3DS for the US region. Damn things are impossible to find, and the XL model is too fucking big for my manlet hands.
>>714963991
New gen shit.
>>714963993
Yeah, I know. Trust me, I've known me doing this shit is annoying and confusing and all but I keep doing it. New names, new places, but same old me each time. I dunno why I even keep this shit up, tbh.
>>714964276
Are you on the mickey?
Are you okay? Do you need emergency services?
There's no such thing as an "alola"
>>714964428
>too big
I know you said manlet hands, but goddamn
What are you like a toddler?
>>714964517
>On the Mickey
>pic related
>>714961644
Can I get the top hat?
>>714963993
Alrighty then!
>>714963993
I was talking about the typo.
Actually i don't think i've heard that before.
There's also this.
http://deadrising.wikia.com/wiki/Robot_Bear_(Dead_Rising_2)
>>714964042
You lie like you always do!
Rest well.
>>714964295
>only a couple days
shit was it really?
>>714964418
It hurts me too
>>714964428
name of what exactly?
>>714964776
what does that even mean, what top hat.
>>714964938
You big dumb nerd. Have you never played Monopoly? The Top Hat is an avatar available to players. They also have thimble and a race car.
>>714964938
thank you
>>714964938
I joined early April. Time on those pics is 12 April.
>>714965268
Sorry mate it's been near ten years since I played monopoly
>>714965316
DON'T THANK MY PAIN
>>714965323
guess so... that lines up with everyone else I know from here.
>>714965463
>(0)
no such thing
>>714964666
>hail satan
I just think the normal ones are more comfy in my hands. The original launch model I own is too small and jabs itself into my hands, but the new XL is way too big and just feels awkward for me.
And again, I'd get one myself, but there's barely any in the US market and I don't want to get an import seeing as I'll have to import games then.
I dunno, comfy is not always comfy for everyone else.
>>714964776
Dibs on the car.
>>714964938
Fuck, nevermind. Maybe you weren't in the old animu breads after all.
Kurisu is seasonal as fuck
>>714965570
no i am thanking you for agreeing with me thats all
MGQ has the best waifu material
'nuff said
>>714965751
>Fuck, nevermind. Maybe you weren't in the old animu breads after all.
i was here march/april/may
>>714965854
>visual novel
>seasonal
>being this new
>>714965926
oh ok
>>714966128
I'm talking like... 3-4 years ago... Maybe. 5-6 at most.
I dunno, just forget it.
>>714966128
Fucking autist I was here in December you fucking retarded newfag
Cirno claimu
Just gonna be here a minute. Need those upside-down 9's quick
>>714965926
i do the same thing on that picture at work.
>>714966666
STRONGET!!
>>714966476
Cirno is mine though
>>714966600
BAKAS~!!!
>>714964194
You're drunk lol. Ooohh nice and you got a divorce again?
>>714964276
Don't have money
>>714964428
Cause you like to fuck with our heads like Vasuce does to you :^)
>>714964916
I was too. I meant drake and not dramk or whatever I typed
Wat lol
>>714965463
Need
>>714965323
>tfw joined early feb-late march
>>714966659
fuck...
>>714966600
>>714966659
trip dubs for consolation
>>714966590
then why keep it.
>>714966600
>being this fucking cancerous
Its fucking newfags like you that attract cancer like the trailer trash shitposter. Commit suicide you literal fucking autist. You're fucking cancer and I'll bet you'll reply to this bait because thats how fucking cancer you are newfag
>>714966812
true... and I did get 71 here, too:
>>714966711
I guess I can live with that
>>714966919
>literal fucking autist
YOU'RE RIGHT, THOUGH!
Sperg! Nice eye, m99!!
>>714966919
Dude, there are few oldfags left. most of them move on from 4chan..
>>714963487
>>714963155
I was inspired and I hoped this turned out well
>>714966862
because i like to buy nice things.
Claimed
>>714967083
711*
ok, back to crap homework now
>>714967166
I'll get back after this dubs stream ends...
>>714967209
k, it's done. cya
>>714966303
Nah I wasn't in these threads that long ago
>>714966456
>tries to prove superiority
>instead spergs out like a retard
good job you showed me, lemme go cry in a corner for a minute.
>>714966686
>>714965323
>>714966128
>tfw joined early december
N-newbies!
>>714961397
>>714967157
I guess I can't say anything square-pants. Everyone hates on my Waifu.
>>714967166
>homework
Underage b&
>>714967303
>what is college
>>714967303
This bait I'll take just b/c.
No, I'm in my second to last semester in college as IT.
I'm a computer programmer.
>>714966686
Ah, alrighty then.
That's one of the items you could stick onto a zombie and have their head stuck in it, and it talks!
>>714967399
>>714967430
Samefag
>>714961354
>>714967430
Heh of course kiddo.
Do your fractions
I'm going to bed... I'm just... I'm not feeling it tonight. I'm sorry.
>>714966634
>>714966659
>>714966600
Nigga chill the fuck out.
>>714966686
I just don't even know anymore...
>>714966919
You chill the fuck out too. Newfags, oldfags, doesn't fucking matter. Anyone who bitches about dumb little shit like this is a stupid nigga who needs to get his priorities in life back in line. Smoke a joint, drink some tea, and calm your tits. Fucks sake.
>>714967522
A for effort
>>714967649
Fucking idiot newfag replying to bait.
>>714967674
>implying you can't edit those
I've edited lots of Samefags in my day
>>714967649
sleep well m8
My childhood waifu
>>714967262
2008 plebs,,, nah, welcome newfriends. just pls no cucks, or niggerdick threads.
>>714967839
>Another Pokemon waifu
Join me, fam.
I'm going to bed as well.
I'll see you newbies tomorrow morning
>>714967840
I was talking about these threads, not 4chan
I started posting in 2007.
>Leone
>>714967839
my childhood waifu
>>714967990
night
>>714967637
lol, nah... I ain't got fractions.
I'm occasionally wanting to kill myself as I go through Discrete Mathematics. Right now, we're covering Graph Theory and Algorithms.
But, I already handled my Maths for the moment. ATM, I'm writing a BCA, RFP (just completed before this response), and an SOW for a Networking class.
>>714967839
Kagome, Sango, or yoruichi
>>714968079
Midori claimed
Posting photo because I don't have any pics right now
>>714968229
Someone knows how to use google.
Do your long division, kid.
>>714968229
nice 2hu
>>714967262
O-old fag!
>>714967515
And after that? Do their heads explode?
>>714967616
>
>>714967649
Awww okay. Goodnight
>>714968543
I want monster girl harem. Lucy from elfen lied, The chicks of HS DXD, and 2hus. all teh 2hus...
also The ghoul chicks from tokyo ghoul.
>>714968543
>
>>714968678
https://youtu.be/vdONqHXtL1c
>>714968340
ok, this is too much of a waste of time. Normally, I'd just counter-shitpost, but I'm really too busy for that...
I'm probably gonna have to write as much as 5 more pages by 3 hours ago, so fuck it.
>>714968410
thanks. Who is your character, btw? pretty kawaii herself.
>>714967839
>>714968543
we need a cancer containment board on 4chan. where unwanted threads go. this can stay, is good feels thread. cucks, rate my weiner, and threads like that can go to the cancer thread. which will have forsen wearing a pirate hat on a nude body while kappa storm plays.
>>714968745
I don't get it.
>>714968543
No, but they're blinded and you can take a picture of them to gain experience.
But speaking of that i think there was a firework you could shove in their mouths and do that.
Hello everybody.
goodnight, friends.
>>714968785
i have no idea, random cat girl.
>>714969073
Watch the glitches. All the glitches. They show off Strengthing the truck.
>>714969123
hanako
>talking about music with my friends
>friend says that Panic! At the Disco is superior to The Killers
>tell him that Panic! is overproduced garbage.
>he gets triggered
>he says that Panic! is objectively better than The Killers
>"i don't think that word means what you think it means"
>starts saying that 2/3 people in the room like Panic! so therefore Panic! is liked more
>tell him that that statistic is invalid because its a convenient sample
>argues that the general public likes Panic! more.
>i tell him 2/3 people in a room =/= general population
>he says that if I asked people on the street that they would say Panic! was better
>live in black neighbourhood.
>implying that anybody in this neighbourhood likes rock
>tell him that just because a majority of people like something doesn't mean its objective as it's still an opinion
>he actually damage controls
So /waifu/, what's your opinion?
Is Panic! Better?
Or is The Killers?
>>714968785
oh i like kasane teto too
>>714969232
i think you all have shit taste in music
>>714968785
Stop posting my waifu filthy heretic
>>714969152
Oh, ok. I know that girl, though.
White Wolf Tengu, Inubashiri Momiji
If you like BeastGirls, you can look into her.
My waifu is a faerie.
>>714969232
nom nom nom... huh?
>>714969380
So do you fag -_-
>>714969380
Impress us with your superior taste
>>714968713
Cool i guess
>>714968745
I see
>>714968914
Isn't /trash/ a board for what you described?
>>714969083
>take pics of blinded zombies for exp. Not bad lol and kek. What can't you do in that game?
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>714969389
Savved pic, btw. Thanks.
But, I'm no heretic.
See?
Also, waifu in bottom-right
>>714969411
Momiji or Rize is current waifu. Main Animu waifu would be toss up between Lucy or Rize, and main Waifu is momiji
>>714969470
>trying to impress people on the internet
no thanks
>>714969564
do you even praise the sun?
>>714969564
>he saves/posts lewds of his waifu
>not heretic
Are you pretending to be retarded?
>>714969612
Thats because you probably like 21 pilots or some gay shit like that.
>>714969612
>>714969380
I happen to like my taste in music thank you very much
>>714969232
i dont like either of them so yeah
>>714969509
Only thing you can't do is run over a boss with a vehicle, it'd be like crashing into a building.
Alrighty, see ya!
>>714969187
Tomoko.
>>714969572
>having more than one waifu
Do you wanna ruin your laifu?
>>714969888
momiji likes when i scratch her behind the ears... She really likes it, shes so.. c-cute!
>>714969687
Interestingly enough, I do.
I am moderately obsessed with the Sun (or stars in general), and I have a naming scheme for my software and companies that involves light.
So, after launching a few, it'll become apparent.
>>714969795
>fine i'll bite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-BznQE6B8U
>>714969858
>
>>714969888
trips confirm, your taste is best
>>714969974
how are you doing tonight you black haired cutie
>>714970012
No They love me! they are cool with it, when they aren't all doing lewd t-things... to me at once. worst of all of them about doing those things, is miss junko! She likes causing... D-despair. for lack of a better term. She bullys. I say don't bully, she says bully, and pins me!
Junko doesn't like sharing!
The other Cirno only picked her because of the GET fairy memes.
Unlike him I don't need to meme with my waifu
>>714970110
Oh god that's worse than 21 Pilots.
>>714970275
Heresy
Delet this
Good night, Cirno my love. I'll see you when I wake up!
She likes committing lewd acts to me, as... P-punishment!
>>714970503
is it a punishment if you like it?
>>714970503
i want her to punish me too!
good thing miaa doesn't know i am out here with junko. Snekgirl would break me.
>>714970700
here was the punishment last time!
>>714970204
You're mistaken, the only black haired cutie here is you. I'm doing pretty well, a bit tired though. How about you?
>>714970780
w-wew, we all deserve to get punished!
Hello all someone please respond to this. Deep down I'm just an attention whore.
>>714970686
Alice2 claimed.
>>714970686
knowing touka knows, i am scared, they all fall for me....
I love being me! back to exorcising scared little pussy asses and being a holy priest!
>>714970494
The marukyuu is a meme, baka
>>714971107
Why do people like her?
>>714970920
oh no black hair is the cutest of them all. i forgot my charger at my friends i need to get it
>>714971042
mavis
>>714971107
hello
>>714971293
uh ok then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Zs1xfxaq4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pPvNqOb6RA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJ1fgWl_HLc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAHYJnerHDI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okWr-tzwOEg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGvIzFRcRMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AULG4MoYxQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK_Ct9t1U6s
give me music im sick of listening to the same 500 songs over and over
>>714970494
>The other Cirno only picked her because of the GET fairy memes.
Uh, no, that's not true, my d00d.
I picked her after a relatively long analysis and a few specific opportune points.
I found out about her through a YouTube video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iRdKLodaXM
and thought she was very cute.
And that's when I started reading up about her.
I knew about her LONG before I knew about KoG, who, btw, consider a rival, though not bitterly.
I also have not mastered his method of GETting. I still have to stick with my wits, a bit of luck, and a lot of calculation to GET.
I like Cirno's personality, though I do have my own personal interpretation of it, so I can't say I stick to the "canon" of the Touhou franchise. I'm not sure where ZUN got his idea for how she acts, but I have my own personal interpretation.
But, a few traits that attracted me to her:
>blue hair. Always loved blue hair. before I got into /waifu/ stuff, I had considered either Nishizono Mio or Midori as who I would have went for if I played Little Busters VN.
>modest clothing style
>>yet not-so-modest personality
>>>that also masks more modest feelings than she would normally admit to
>acts childish despite her age, which means she grew up, but did NOT "grow up". Remember, 'growing up' means to learn HOW to achieve your dreams and fantasies, NOT to give them up and accept a less-than-par reality. You can always achieve the impossible, no matter how many odds are against you, and anyone who says you can't, you're not strong enough, etc. is not someone you want to associate with
>based on interpretation, can be said to have an obsession with numbers, and I was into Numerology back in HS, and still kinda am. Though, also depending, she has a love/hate relationship with them, kind of as I do (since Calc...)
>also, based on interpretation, can be seen as a geek or LARPer, trying to pick fights to show off her power. this also is related to those dreams, to be better than they say she can
>>714971869
Why did you write so much?
>>714971869
>Remember, 'growing up' means to learn HOW to achieve your dreams and fantasies, NOT to give them up and accept a less-than-par reality. You can always achieve the impossible, no matter how many odds are against you, and anyone who says you can't, you're not strong enough, etc. is not someone you want to associate with
Seconded
>>714971657
Didn't I give you a metric fuck ton of Eurobeat to try? Or am I thinking of someone else?
>>714972084
Wasn't me mane
>>714971293
>>714971594
>>714971577
I'm so d-dead... Yu-NOOOOOOOOO!!!
>>714971594
For your phone or laptop?
>>714972154
Yukki got her pregs or did she steal his cum?
>>714972158
Get that new thread ready, sweety.
>>714972195
WAI CHEN WAI U MADE AN OLD MAN CRY
