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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>714961354
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Cirno claimu
>>714969232
I think Judas Priest is objectively better rock.
>>714969483
The old Gen 1 story that Mew was available on release if people just Strengthed the truck.
>Early bake
delet
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. Its fantastic to be atrocious. You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
miia is mine
C H R I S T I N A
>>714972417
>snek
still here
and
>>714972154
what?
>>714972158
my laptop but dont worry i can still attempt to sweet talk you on my phone if my laptop dies
>>714972464
>snek is best
claimed
>>714972417
Miaa is best Monmusume.
>>714972333
I never played the very first games, so...
>>714972464
>>714972137
Oh, well then...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu5TDEpAqwQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7ATOxe3TKg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sk1Q-BFgnPM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Np0__5bDQCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RLrodOQuxA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxXEGbjb2LU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6g5oOPN9To
Enjoy some of my favorites.
>>714972333
fuck. nice trips
>>714972555
and you, nice trips
>>714972777
Nice trips??
>>714972789
dammit
eh, anyway, back to my thing... See if I can figure out what to write...
Childhood is when you idolize Ryuko, adulthood is when you realize Nui makes more sense.
>>714972720
Then just look at how hilariously broken they were.
>>714973071
I know that feel.
>>714973071
Sorry, I haven't seen KlK in a while. Explain what you mean by this.
>>714972278
Cirno a cutie.
>>714972485
Oh my, using the last bit of your laptops power to sweet talk me. I'm honored.
>>714973307
:bluch:
>>714973360
fuck. so many typos today...
:blush:*
>>714973341
if im being honest i cant play games at a acceptable level without draining the battery so im not and instead im talking to a girl in an amazingly cute cat suit and oh the bell. too cute
>>714973360
>>714973406
Every time i see Cirno i can't help but think of dongcopter pirate.
>>714973719
omg... yeah that...
I remember that one...
Old Meemz, my friend. Good times, though
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>714973225
Edgy misanthropy.
>>714973860
Well... I mean I remember what Nui was like, but I don't understand how she makes more sense...?
>>714974022
It's just a reference to this pic.
I don't really prefer Nui over Ryuko.
>>714973596
You like that one huh, well i wouldn't mind being your pet while wearing it~
>>714973831
Ah those were simpler times..
>>714973222
>Trips
What a faggor
>>714974338
Well my laptop died so onto my phone and oh my I've never had a cat as a pet before
>>714974232
Oh... k.
But, I still don't get it, because Batman is almost the fictional version of a real-life Chaotic Good Anon helping the victims of unfortunate circumstances, or at least a Lawful Neutral Anon, trying to bring Balanced Justice to the world.
Batman did it through fists, but in this 21st Century, Anons do it through hacks, doxing, etc.
Saying you idolize Batman is almost the same as saying you idolize the Good or Just side of Anonymous, like the ones who raided Scientology back in the day, to try to stop people from falling victim to their lies.
Saying you understand the joke is almost like saying you agree with the Bad or purely Chaotic side of Anonymous, like the ones who raid YouTube to get people banned for lulz.
>>714974586
I mean I know it's against the rurus to /thread my own post, but.
/thread
Goodnight, beautiful thread.
>>714974959
k bye?
>>714974959
Sweet dreams.
>>714974959
Cya, Ruri
>>714975099
neat, I STRONGETTED
>>714974579
Oh wow that was quick. I'm sure you'll take good care of me~.
>>714974579
Cat
>>714975129
Yeah at least I get to lay down in my bed. I'm pretty sure a cute cat like that has some very uh specific needs>>714975244
Cute as well although the blue hair looks a little unnatural
>>714975364
how bout:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DXICfDboAU
Now go watch Youmu Myon~ for 3 hours with a cat tail stuck in her bottom
>>714975546
damn...
>>714975526
I think I'll pass on that but thank you
>>714975364
Oh yes, very specific needs. Though i'm sure you would be able to fulfill them.
>>714975782
ice faeries have very specific needs, too.
>>714975886
stop posting lewds
>>714975782
Well I'm sure you would need plenty of stuff like food drink attention and lots of pets but I can't really say what else is needed
>>714976015
> Continue posting lewds.
Fixed.
>>714976018
We also may be required to share a bed.
Claimu.
>>714973071
Ryuko is not bad at all but Nui is truly perfect.
>>714976364
Well my bed is rather small
I love chocking girls.
>>714976364
Ok, one more, but I'm trying to see if I can finish this Statement of Work before I have to do some things.
Fucking on page 3 already... so much fucking writing dammit!
>>714976703
Stop posting lewds
>>714976523
We'll have to get a bigger one, but in the meantime we'll just have to get real close together~.
>>714976939
If getting a bigger one means being further away from you I think my current one is perfect
zzzzz
>>714977119
>>714977364
Night>>714977455
I remember posting this 2 days ago I think
>>714976669
Why do you love clocking girls?
>>714977364
Who's this waifu?
>>714976703
You have my sympathy.
>>714977119
I would agree. Don't worry, I'll be sure to keep you nice and warm.
>>714977364
Dr Pepper waifu.
Ok, cyall later. Gonna go to the bathroom and stuff. Just added the second of 3 submissions to that assignment. Just gonna have to modify the first draft when I get out.
damn, this takes forever.......
>>714977582
thanks
>>714977581
You mean who is that semen demon?
Claim
>>714977615
Good luck with your assignment.
>>714977674
I should go back to sleep
Claim
>>714977582
You being pressed up against me sounds so heavenly
>>714977581
???
>>714977582
the one and only
>>714977651
>>714977581
Don't you mean who is this mattress actress?
>>714977723
I couldn't agree more.
>>714978017
Just asking who she is.
>>714978071
I'm sure you know what would happen next
>>714978071
I want to put my semen in that demon.
>>714978280
Of course, we wouldn't be able to fall asleep without getting some "exercise".
>>714978608
Sorry I'm the only one that's allowed to do that.>>714978734
I wouldn't call it exercise more of a true display of affections for each other
>>714976669
Is that supposed to be choking?
How did the 16 year old go?
>>714978839
You're right, And what a wonderful display it will be.
>>714978839
Then I'll just have to drain my balls inside you.
>>714979198
So many things to do I doubt we would end up sleeping at all>>714979213
You got a hand and an arm that works do it by yourself
>>714979213
I can't let you do that, Tomo is mine.
>>714979513
Yes, not until we've exhausted ourselves, Which would be well after sunrise.
>>714980122
Sounds very enjoyable. Do you like camping? I know an amazing spot for this time of the year
>>714980276
Yeah, it's been years since i last went. It sounds like a lot of fun. Especially sharing a tent and cuddling up for warmth.
>>714980630
Good and there is plenty of that but there is another attraction. A huge sand dune you can't go during the summer too hot outside. But if you time it right and go when the moon is full you can hike around the dunes at night without shoes and have the quiet and cool of the sands.
>>714980861
Oh wow, that sounds lovely.
>>714981043
Oh yes and the best part is after hiking and rolling around in the sand no clothes in the tent. Can't make a mess
>>714981251
That does sound like the best part. Though we might make a different kind of mess once we get into the tent.
Oh man I hate drugs day.
>>714981661
Oh don't worry I think we could easily keep this mess contained and if not then maybe we should spend more time in the dunes>>714981819
Drugs day?
>>714981869
The day I have to inject my abs with a drug that hurts while it works.
>its not insulin
>>714981981
Oh well what's it do?
>>714981869
You're right, I guess we'd have to wait until we got home to get messy.
>>714981981
That's a strange place to shoot heroine.
>>714982306
Forgot pic.
>>714982306
Well that depends what kind of mess were you thinking?
>>714982099
It makes my immune system stop killing me
>>714982306
Nah, I dont need to melt this one or alter it to get it in the needle. Prefilled is great.
>tfw you accidentally just got that 0.0 FFX Chocobo race
>>714982640
Some kind of auto immune?
>>714982431
Nothing in particular, just letting loose and not worrying about things getting dirty. Unfortunately, i have to go to bed now so we'll have to end it here. Sorry~.
>>714983135
Ahh I see. That's quite alright and sleep well my Hanako.
>>714983105
Yeah. Crohns.
>>714983249
Thanks i will. I'll be sure to dream about you. Goodnight Tomo.
>>714983422
That sounds rough. Can they cure it?>>714983461
Same to you my dear Hanako. Sleep well. Also trying to do ctrl V with an iPhone doesn't work
>>714983637
No. Surgery can help but Im not that bad yet.
>>714983920
That sounds shitty. How does something like that happen?
where did that weird dog anon go?
>>714985018
They will return maybe
A thousand hours of other VNs later, she's still best girl
>>714979198
>photoshop's standard grass brush for the burnt skin
ah
https://youtu.be/-_Sk3lezyJc
>>714972278
i am the kaos. i am the almighty. i have returned from my slumber because you have summoned me. i put all of you on notice. my power is reaching out to you. you cannot escape. your age is at an end. mine is just beginning.
>>714987665
What
>>714987137
Spooky url
>>714987665
Sachi?
>>714988015
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJi-He92iiE
>>714988266
I can't handle the panned sub frequencies. Too uncomfortable. Also shit through a sub because all it does is lower the sub volume. Maybe good psychedelic binaural vibes I guess, but you could do that with sample delay. Every else works though.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cOD-R4hRUuM
Less than 2 hours till freedom. Oh joy.
>>714985971
I'm sorry but that's a nasty ass picture
>>714988620
Those panned sub frequencies are addicting to me and rarely fail to hook me.
Pretty comfy track you have there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZd_gS-Gm0E
カラミチーマス
Good morning
>>714989308
deadmau5 new album is sick, imaginary friends and 4ware mvp. If only I played imaginary friends through a club system when I had the chance, woops.
Pogo does some crazy processing.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RNvvYOx3XmE
>>714989534
Gonna be busy for a while now, good to know that he has a new release, I'll check it whenever I can.
Better than all your waifus
Kill is jim, dead.
>>714972533
This guy gets it.
>>714990707
I avacoda paech parachute FUCKING HATE MYSELF
>>714991339
>>714991381
>>714991545
>>714991704
bitmap.wav
>>714991744
>>714991778
Stop before it starts.
>>714991831
This is a Chen honking zone
>>714991854
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tYKPdNvH800
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_bMT37ZlSwE
>>714991952
I'm listening to both at once, it's quite a thing to hear
>>714992033
:;^()o
>>714992061
What was that
>>714992033
>>714992119
Spoderman, is that yuo
>>714992098
（；゜:^) :o０゜）
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0usteYZgJHU
>>714976804
Stop posting varg
No varg, post desu.
>>714992166
Are you in need of medical assistance?
So early! And kids in school?
>>714993163
Maybe.
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>>714993290
Going there now
>>714993290
At work
>>714993290
Just getting off work. No school for me yet.
>>714993591
Go to sleep.
Claiming Yuuko.
Claimed
>>714994078
>>714993939
It didn't add you to that for whatever reason
>>>>714994112
>>714994078
That girl can mimick yui so well.
>>714994198
Unfortunate.
>>714994190
How are you doing those morning? School all done?
>>714994275
I know right. I wish I could mimic yui that well.
>>714994391
No, actually just got to school. :/
>>714994521
Oh. How much longer do you have?
>>714994627
That's where I expect to be in a year
>>714994704
I added nothing to the conversation, changed the subject to suite me and still got a reply. Thanks.
>>714994821
It also wasnt a reply to one of my posts
>>714994568
A few hours, then I go on a little break for an hour, then I go back.
What are you up to?
>>714994627
RIP
>>714994962
I meant how much longer before your holiday break, sorry.
I'm on my way to school right now, ready for it to end so I can be an unproductive lazy shite for a month
>>714994912
Shit I'm retarded lol,xd
>>714994962
Yeah I'm still me, too bad you don't just suddenly get happy.
>>714995083
Two weeks. I cannot wait for it to end to. Might finally feel in the mood to play vidya again.
I need to fuck off to German. Be back soon.
>>714995159
Yeah, would be a miracle
My classes just got cancelled because of the weather. Not happy, since I've spent an hour in transit already and it'll be an hour and a half back
>>714995832
How many times is that now?
At least public transport is comfy :::^^^)))
>>714995971
First time for weather. This is the second this year. First time was a bomb threat though and they didn't know that was going to happen. They knew weather was coming though
>public transport
>comfy
REEEEEEEEE
>>714993635
But I just got home!
>>714996360
And there's a snuggly bed waiting for you.
Claiming Lucy Heartfilia
>>714996386
While that is true, I have to take care of the police stuff first! I'm not looking forward to it...
>>714996541
Aw shiet. She'll be right.
Claim
>>714996652
I hope so. I'm not looking forward to any of it. All I can hope is that it's a ticket at best. Alternatives are jail time, points on license, court dates, and a fine slapped on top of that, so... here's hoping.
>>714997085
As always, que sera, sera.
