Prove you have the best creps
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i posted this last week for the first time, but feel like sharing it again. this might not be great to some of you guys, but it's my biggest personal win.
>be me, 2013
>on couples vacation with my wife, good friend and his wife who i have wanted to fuck her for years
>have a shared hotel room suite with 2 separate bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, etc
>2nd night of trip, sitting at hotel bar, buddy's wife doesn't feel very good (cramps, i think) and goes up to the room to take a shower
>hotel bar bathroom is out of order so about 10 mins after buddy's wife goes up to shower, i head up to the room to go take a piss
>open door, room is totally dark
>hear shower running
>go take a piss in our bathroom, but see the door cracked to the other bathroom as i walk by
>holy shit, i can see her
>grab phone, cock is throbbing, her body is pretty fucking hot i think
>be 2016, video still gets me rock hard, especially when i see her in person
>convert to webm, share story with /b/ros.
>>714824943
this might win the thread
>>714826242
well, its not even that great, but since this thread is dead as shit, maybe. it's the best i've had personally though. the original vid was like 5 mins long, but since the new upload size is so small, i cant post it anymore.
>>714826603
throw the full video on vola or mega or something?
>>714826803
nah, i post it for comments and for threads like this. it's pretty much just what you see in the webm, plus this shot here of her ass.
>>714827104
fair point
>>714828019
Yum.
>>714828001
you could at least rotate the pic afterwards.
>>714828423
will never understand why girls are willing go out with half their ass hanging out there shorts but i thank god every day that they do
>>714828221
More yum.
Leaving the door open in that outfit, She wants it.
>>714828423
omg that ass <3
>>714828575
they know it drives us nuts, and they like that.
Anyone kik?
>>714828575
Are you Muslim?
>>714828693
Damn she has nice legs and feet too.
>>714828423
more?
>>714828875
>>714828969
no if i was muslim id be thanking allah
OC I took at the gym a while back. The body on her was awesome. Wish I could've taken better pics but there were people lifting about 10 feet behind me
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>>714829253
Breed immediately.
>>714828969
Are you an autist?
>>714829320
man i always want to do this at the gym. guess i gotta start using the burst feature any tips?
>>714829320
Do you go to school? That gym looks familiar.
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>>714828981
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>>714824943
Well done sir, top notch
>>714829581
dump it all my friend
>>714829466
I just make sure to stand around on my phone for a bit first, usually facing the other way so anyone that glances my way is used to seeing me on my phone between sets.
>>714829531
It's not at a school
>>714829633
Perfect..
>>714828693
MOAR
>>714829742
Last one I took, she left shortly after. Wish I could've gotten more, she had a 10/10 face too
>>714829773
you use burst on ur camera?
>>714830064
she definitely had them thighs for the guys and ass to match
>>714830064
Forgot to attach.
>>714830098
Nah, I just turn the brightness to zero on my screen.
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>>714830207
never been caught?
>>714830339
No, not yet anyway
>>714828942
sure herrderr0909
>>714830320
This girl has it all.
>>714828875
>>714829253
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>>714831496
yo post the rest of this video. i heard theres more but i only ever see this one
>>714831628
dump? or more like it?
>>714831156
MORE
>>714829535
more
>>714832010
god damn do you have anymore of like her
>>714831156
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>>714832010
keep goin
>>714832306
thats what im sayin
>>714832277
She needs the thickest creampie.
My sister
>>714832548
moar, what'd you use to get the creeps?
>>714832657
for real thats what i want to know
>>714832548
>>714832657
My phone
>>714832771
nigga we know that shit i wanna know how you dont get caught doing this shit
>>714832277
any more?
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>>714832844
Filmed it through the crack between door and the floor
>>714833089
mustve been a nice big crack, under the door that is
>>714833266
how the fuck do people even film this without a fuckin microchip sized camera
>>714833402
I guess you haven't looked much into the hidden cameras you can buy. They can get pretty damn clever.
>>714833402
did it with an extra cell phone at my sister's sleepover/party, hooked it up like it was charging
>>714833523
most are just more expensive than id like. not that familiar with it
>>714833628
you sir win this thread. please post more if you have em
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>>714833769
Under $50? I don't have any experience with them but I'm sure you can find something half decent for cheap.
https://www.amazon.com/Hidden-Cameras/b?ie=UTF8&node=12909791
>>714833769
get a pi zero with a cam mod on it done ans will fit in anything and cost about 20 dolla
>>714833917
man how many of these did you get? unreal
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>>714834032
will check it out /b/ros
>>714831628
I would SO bury my tongue in her butthole
>>714829217
moar?
>>714832798
I wonder if there are ants crawling up her beef curtains...
>>714834288
please continue
>>714833628
Been really cool if you could have gotten shower vids..
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>>714832277
I wish I had video of the way her tits bounced around the whole time.
>>714834403
that all?
>>714834640
I'd probably cum to that.
>>714834640
where'd u get it from?
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>>714834915
real funny stuff, mate
>>714831156
moar pics looking down shirts like this???
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>>714835103
Finally somebody is posting some crepes. I came here for this and only got weird pictures of girls? wtf /b/
>>714834038
alot, heres my sis
>>714835119
I took the pictures while she was installing a new sink in my apartment. She thought I was answering emails for work.
I dont fuck around with crepes
>>714835275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNVXT9bkw4A
>>714835275
anymore?
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>>714832306
Its an older set. I have those pics too it isnt OC
>>714835490
Do you have any cleavage sets of sisters?
>>714835275
I had an extremely vivid dream of having sex with my sister last night extremely vivid, but completely hallucinaigetic state because i remember geometric patterns across the unfocused sights I wasnt paying attention to and when I did focus my sister was beautiful and even closer, like closer closer her nipples resembled roses...hard to describe but they protruded from her tits like odd orangatang nipples and i focus on them to such and extent where I looked deeply into them and saw rose like areolas....(also i fuck w acid, been double dosing on antihistamines, and i meditate to pro lucid dream binural beats)
Inb4 yrfktm8
>>714835666
witnessed
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>>714835288
Goddamn lucky bastard. But hey you know what to do. Exactly, call that bitch again
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>>714835170
nice trips anon. Anon's sis from an old thread
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>>714836094
Haha. She's my landlord's daughter. Cheapskate sends her out to do all the maintenance around the apartment.
>>714836609
man its a primal thing. you smell that pussy juice and its almost a given that you will be somewhat aroused. unless you know shes got the aids
>>714836531
Nice work with the shots.
>>714836531
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>714837311
Yep. That sure is what it says under the banner.
Doesn't change the veracity of my photos one bit.
I'm getting so old that when I start to give someone shit because their posts suck, I just stop and realize there is no point in bothering. fml
>>714837973
how long have you been part of the 4chan universe because times are wearing thin
>>714831628
damn
>>714835992
is this your mom?
>>714835222
You motherfuckers are making my intermittent fasting very fucking hard
>>714835261
See my last post.....fucking hate you asses, i came here for creeps and got temptation to eat instead......faaaak
The gf sleeping
>>714838855
cute butt. looks soft
bump for more sisters
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>>714835886
OMFG I tried to trend crepes for the word creep. It didn't fly... now ...now some like mind samefag has showed promise?
>>714839039
It is!
>>714835275
She's got awesome titties, great size. Anymore? Is this the only shot you've gotten?
>>714836283
>dat ass looks delicious
>moar of this kind of ass pls
>could use some ass like pic
>>714840326
awesome.
>>714840710
sister?
>>714836339
give us more!
>>714840961
Who this
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>>714841017
Why are these always terrible? Quit posting.
>>714836608
Holy shit, is that a Blackberry? How old is this pic?
>>714841087
And still no.
>>714841400
still shit, however
>>714841453
Maybe, but I post original, and no one has proven they can do better.
>>714833917
>double checks the door is locked before taking off pants
>>714841520
i don't think they can. your shit is magical. wish like hell i could do that!
>>714841453
So -- try it. Take left and try to prove I suck by xraying and comparing to right.
>>714835267
i came
>>714841698
Thanks
>>714835568
this one works either way
>>714841727
why would i try it? it's shit. you're wasting your time.
>>714824088
Best creps confirmed.
Also check'd
>>714841698
Original picts are relatively poor quality, I admit.
>>714841971
Don't listen to that crepe fag anon. Ur a god
>split pussy lips
>>714841529
is that bush real?
>>714842098
Thanks.
>>714841890
he's x-raying shit that shouldn't be x-rayable, you douche. relatively-speaking, it's magic.
x-raying the shit you're used to seeing is nothing for him.
>>714842098
And another.
>>714842183
yes it is
>>714824943
Nice job, anon
>>714842239
Yep. You get it. Most of these picts would not be xrayable using the normal level method because (1) relative low quality; (2) dark colors; and (3) frequent bras. But with color channels, it can be done.
>>714831496
holy fuckin HNNNNGGG
>>714842239
So thanks.
>>714842432
You are one of the stupidest cunts on /b/. Please kill yourself
>>714841890
But I like wasting my time.
>>714841890
Everyone needs a hobby.
>>714842432
is it possible with gimp?
>>714842239
Kill yourself
>>714842391
k that's a nice bush would plow
>>714842554
Rather not.
>>714842637
suck a dick
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>>714842635
Probably not. I started with Gimp, using the traditional level method on white clothes. It works well, but my current method using more powerful features in PS not available (or not as sensitive) in Gimp.
>>714841103
I thought that was a waterslide for a second and someone had placed a giant boulder in the middle of it. Ehehe.
>>714842637
Why the hostility? And projected suicidal ideation. Seek help.
>>714842593
you're either overlaying images and multiplying them in, or just darkening areas. This isn't x-raying it's bullshit. An X-ray is only as good as what brightness and contrast and sharpen can bring out by increasing the darkness of contrast around areas in the image. Hi I teach Photoshop.
>>714843149
Also all of the nipples you're adding look like a 5th graders idea of what tits look like.
>>714827104
i think i remember this. wasnt this done at hotel in vegas? and its spose to be of your friends gf
>>714843213
My method does involve multiplying. I filter out color levels until I find a skin level. The result is usually very faint and often miscolored. I shift colors to try to create a more natural skin tone. Then I multiply the area and contrasts to make up for the faintness after filtering. Sometimes I also use a highpass filter for sharpening, folllowed by some traditional leveling.
What I don't do is: (1) cut and paste or (2) paint.
>>714843393
that is the green text from early in this thread, yes:
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>>714834859
More
Face shots?
>>714829380
Are you a question?>>714829434
>>714843313
Maybe. That is a problem with multiplying an eroded image. Detail is lost.
However, I only bother with images where both the nip and the areola is clear after initial filtering.
Last one.
>>714831156
best creep I've seen on /b/
>>714824088
This chart explains why this is mild pornography and violation of the womans privacy. It is rape yes.
>>714843668
Taking requests?
>>714843747
Will you xrsy something for me?
>>714843841
Jewlluminati
>>714842239
It's not magic, it's drawing.
>>714843495
i bet you can x-ray a female who is wearing a 1" thick lead shirt
>>714844311
Don't be anti-semetic please.. you have much to learn but I don't blame you with this propaganda. Oh god just go check out Love Trumps Hate and you'll realise how stupid you look.
>>714843000
You're reading to deep you shit for brains. Your work is awful; people have told you before. You do not learn from others opinions, showing autism like qualities. You need to be told your work is the shortest ever seen so you do not continue on content with your own shitness. Not hard. You should kill yourself, or stop posting
>>714843747
Thank fuck for that
>>714844518
will you shut the fuck up already? you don't speak for everyone. speak for yourself, preferably, as little as possible.
you're just repeating your shit over and over. we get it. bye.
>>714844781
That's my first post you fucking degenerate
>>714844781
Start your own thread and fuck off there. If people are dumb enough to like your stuff, they can go there, and you can have a 'tard orgy of shitness together
>>714844920
sorry, you sound just like that other blowhard.
>>714845081
i'm not the poster.
>>714844516
Fuck up idiot you don't know shit
>>714834859
fuuuuk.. please tell me you have the pussy pic!!
Not much, but it's all I have from an old FWB.
bump
>>714844440
Nope. Can't. Burkas are my limit.
>>714844432
But it's not drawing. Just careful channel filtering.
>>714844028
No. this is a creep thread. Post on /r. There are a lot of good rayers there.
>>714844100
See above.
>>714840710
MOAR!
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>>714836339
do you have a kik anon?
image cap incoming
>>714824088
are my crepes the best
>>714849096
>But it's not drawing.
Yes it is. You're drawing nipples where there's no possibility for there to be one. Note that drawing includes inverted painting, i.e. removing or altering color to create the image you want.
Like that other anon said, you're full of shit.
Sad part is you're probably buying into it yourself, thinking you've found some amazing way to x-ray the impossible. You use channels and filter here and there, blabla and so on. You notice something that could be mistaken as nipple and believe it is just that. You enhance that part, and wow... look at that, it looks even more like a nipple. Enhance more! It's a nipples!
You do all this instead of accepting the reality... which is – you're a fucking deluded moron who paints nipples on women with layers of clothing using channels in photoshop (or whatever software you're using).
>Post on /r. There are a lot of good rayers there.
No there aren't. At least not if they're using your "method".
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>>714824796
god i cant wait for this goddamn berkenstock trend to end. theyre just as bad as fucking crocs. seeing dumb broads EVERYWHERE wearing them now. most unattractive lazy disgusting shoes ever on a woman. instant boner kill. fuckin dirty ass hippies
>>714831314
San Diego?
Anybody got feet creeps?
>>714851546
they were a fad before, theyre just coming back
SHUT UP >>714843841 ..take off your shoes & get back in the kitchen and STAY There until your water breaks, again.
1) Women are sexual objecs, and they ALWAYS WILL BE!
2) Men design your bra, panties & loose expensive summer-wear; it's for OUR Pleasure.
3) women in MANY Countries are 2nd class citizens; not much more than a MAN's property.
4) Your paper trails of 'sexist' bullshit will be ''grabbed by the pussy'' because TRUMP ..IS... Politically Correct.
Now.
and forever-more.
hey, while you're in the kitchen - get me a beer. Archie Bunker re-runs are on and i wanna watch this (highly-paid) MALE actor yell at the Jew on TV.
https://mega.nz/#F!Elxi3CDZ!9R3fxLQ8RhEAW187NyQJYg
sis
you all are the worst. This is my teacher.
no
WinRare >>714853229 ..at all.
>>714853985
Moar
>>714833089
How old is she?
>>714833318
Wait, what? How was this taken?
>>714836283
Id eat the booty out my nigga
>>714835992
Got more??
>>714843841
That's why I do it, rape's hot
>>714848043
Love these girls. Are you the op?
>>714841520
These posts suck...the picture quality is shitty, the x-raying is terrible and the women are ugly.
>>714843495
at least find better looking women, holy shit these women are hideous
>>714855227
what do u think of her pussy?
sleeping sister
>>714856149
Moar!
>>714855980
More of these jap school girl creeps, they're absolutely awesome.
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>>714856220
Hot! Keep posting!
>>714856149
more of her feet? before the 404?
>>714856287
xray plzzz
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>>714856366
fapping so hard to your sister anon
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>>714830377
Kek
>>714856432
Continue here
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