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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>712490176
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
Fast
doot
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
12498792
Not much just getting ready for school. How about you?
>>712498965
I had a nice nap, I'm doing pretty good. Gosh that is cute, I have a thing for dancing animu girls
still here
>>712499312
Good morning
This late?..
*yawn* Mmmm~
Yes, I'm in.
>>712499216
That's actually pretty cute to hear. Better happy and singing than crying and moping.
>>712499400
morning
>>712499205
>>712499216
>Not fast.
>>712499572
I'd post slow but it isn't saved to my photos.
>>712499572
Morning Mizore
>>712499413
Hi Holo
>>712499670
Awoo~
Come stand a little bit closer
Breathe in and get a bit higher
You'll never know what hit you when
I get to you
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
Ooh I want you, I don't know if I need you but
Ooh I'd die to find out
>Dog shat all over the room while I was sleeping
>>712499670
MORNING IS JUST NIGHT WITHOUT THE MOON!
>>712499281
Assume that's towards me. Waiting to get off work. 2 hours to go!
>>712499487
It's a cupcake!
>>712499506
Cute? E-Eh?
And yep! This is the third time I've gotten into this mood, and every time I do it just ends up making the hours fly by as I listen and sing along with song after song!
>>712499572
I was saying they made the thread fast!
>>712499701
Unfortunately, I'm on phone now. No more lyric posting for me.
Mine.
>>712499845
Yea sorry on mobile and didn't copy all of what I typed on the last thread. What do you do for work?
>>712499701
Cute.
>>712499790
How are you?
>>712499531
What's up?
>>712499845
Singing and dancing is cute! CUTE!
Song and dance make me happy too!
>>712499750
o
Fun.
>>712499845
U 2 slow.
>>712500201
Pretty good, whats up?
>>712500369
Nothing much, just waiting for class to start
>>712500201
So am I, I don't blame ya.
I work security for some fancy lawyers building. When I open the building, I have to get off my laptop. But I get to stay on my phone with music luckily.
>>712500306
Only when someone cute does it! Which is criteria I do not fit.
I feel we'd have a blast should this happen together.
>>712500369
THEN I MUST GO FASTER!
>>712500580
Maybe we will. I have a bass and baritone voice when I sing though. But singing is always cute!
>>712500452
The best way to kill time is touching yourself.
>>712500580
The best way to go faster is touching yourself.
>>712500580
Oh, I'm gonna sleep now, got class in the afternoon. Nighty!
>>712500201
playing some mark of the ninja. its fun i guess
>>712500756
That doesn't matter! Should hear this guy in one of the /o/ sings videos. Deep as fuck.
>>712500757
NOPE! PEDAL TO THE FLOOR, HIT THE GAS AND LET IT ROAR!
>>712500799
Night Nonononon!
>>712500886
GAS GAS GASSSSSSS, GOTTA STEP ON THE GAS!
>>712500756
Can agree with Nonon, singing and dancing is always cute.
>>712500757
Too bad I am in a classroom.
>>712500799
Night
>>712500818
Coolio, hope you have fun.
Well class started, bye.
I guess there are not many people around today.
>>712501232
I didn't ask where you were.
I'm out of it today.
>>712501100
NOW YOURE GETTING IT!
Mfw overslept but class was cancelled
>>712501974
Oh_yes.jpg
>>712501974
Does that mean you slept well?
>>712501390
Flan!
>>712502179
>>712502321
Nice meem. It just means my alarm failed me
>>712502581
Aw. I want you to sleep well.
>>712502580
Knock knock!
Ok guys, its 8AM, my 600ping internet is now limited to 10GB. No more youtube untill 2 am!
>>712502654
Who's there?
>>712499177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712502581
I still don't know how you came up with that one.
>>712502678
RIP Internet.
>>712502776
A qt!
>>712502885
Post dress
>>712502920
I am sorry, but this thread I am claiming Avilio. I don't think you can claim someone again or reclaim. So I will wait for the next thread. And your knock-knock joke skills aren't really good. I am really serious and grumpy because I haven't had enough sleep today so yeah, sorry for this.
>>712503101
Aww, you were supposed to say
"a qt who?"
You ruined it!
Oh well, see ya around, grumpy pants.
>>712502650
I would like to sleep well as well
>>712502885
I didn't, Kyouko senpai did
>>712503196
Wait. But it wouldn't make sense.? Shit. Sorry.
>>712503020
Wha?
>>712503247
That makes SO much more sense actually.
>>712503055
Cute gun
Pew pew pew
>>712502885
I want cable, like really bad.
I can't even play league, I get 1000 ping. (Still had less deaths and more farm than my team, and more farm than the enemy team.)
Also show dress
>>712503247
I wish you well then. What are you doing now that classes are cancelled?
カラミチーマス
>>712503555
Checked.
>>712503555
CALAMITY THOSE DIGITS
>>712503178
What was your persona before her?
>>712503659
Cirno?
>>712503311
Now post no dress~
>>712503346
Thanks
>>712503414
What dress?!
>>712503311
I figured it might
>>712503421
Lying in bed, then going to play osrs probably
Claimed
>>712503866
hug me yuno
>>712503885
I think I am the one in need of a hug today
>>712503983
a good hug is always mutual
>>712504021
this
>>712503792
>OSRS
Nice.
Where you in terms of stats?
>>712504052
Look me up 2iragequit32
I didn't realise that the amount name would become my player name kek
>>712503707
What do you mean by that?
>>712503983
*hugs*
>>712499177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjuD6lZUU2A
>>712504021
I guess that's true but if someone asks hug me it isn't all that mutual
>>712504140
thanks
>>712503983
-hugs dearly-
:^)
>>712504152
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7I7GRm20ak
>>712504212
Thanks, but that smiley makes it look like it isn't sincere
>>712504246
wat
>>712504109
Good spread of stats. I can't handle f2p, but it's always nostalgic.
>i have too much time
>>712504118
>has NS
>talks with anons nonchalantly
>came into these threads after they've been up for nearly a year for no apparent reason
You can't fool people that easily.
>>712504210
>I guess that's true but if someone asks hug me it isn't all that mutual
True, but why second guess such an invitation if the worst outcome is a one sided hug? You should know the anons around here well enough to know who to hug anyway, so there is little meaning to that train of thought?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2TO5atI4rU
>>712504385
I started last week, so i don't have a bond yet. A friend of mine is gonna lend me fold so I can Buy one and make cannon balls
>>712504384
It is sincere, otherwise I wouldn't be posting.
A good hug has to be mutual, right?
Can I have a hug, too?
>>712504422
Calm down P, not everyone has to be a persona.
>>712504712
No but they do, everyone has a persona before because he did and uses ns now
>>712504427
anyone could be posting as an anon. I'm scared to hug someone when I don't know who the person is
>>712504678
sure friend
*hugs*
>>712504608
I never liked the idea of grinding money for bonds, even though I could sustain it with my slayer level. I'm thinking of making an alt though.
That's a very fair weeks progress.
>>712504422
That's a pretty jaded outlook to have. Do you also think that every new person you meet is a spy send by the CIA to keep you under surveilance until they prove themselves otherwise?
>>712504931
I figure I'll eventually have to do my magic and ranged too, I'm not looking forward to that
>crafting is fucking cancerous (〒︿〒)
>>712504816
>everyone has a persona before
Clarification? I don't quite get what you're trying to say...
>anyone could be posting as an anon.
there are enough 'anons' where it's obvious for some who they are, I just assumed you knew that guy
>I'm scared to hug someone when I don't know who the person is
Fair enough
>>712505173
>>712504859
forgot the link to your post...
>>712504980
Not that anon, but every new anon I meet is actually Chips Handon!
>>712503178
wondergirl
also best girl claimed
>>712505059
For sure. I need 75 for a seriously good perk and I don't want to buy it for 7m.
I will eventually, probably soon.
>more expensive than prayer
>>712504816
A lot of people use it just to spot tripfags and truth is, browsing without 4chanx sucks.
>>712504980
That sounds like what a CIA spy would say.
>>712505173
Saying because you've switches 80 times, obviously means everyone else did too
Fucking mongoloid
>>712505059
What don't you like about crafting?
>>712505173
No I really am too oblivious to realise who is who.
I just joke around, if someone wants me to recognise them and remember what they said they should post their waifu
>>712505272
Not as expensive as home building (´･_･`)
>>712505309
I don't see the big deal with tripping, we use pictures anyway, it's pretty much the same
Browsing without it does suck
Rei? More like gei.
>>712505361
Trying to level it early on is awful. Everything is so spread out
>>712503817
It doesn't matter, you look qt in all of them!
>>712505272
do you have invention started yet?
>fucking filesize limitations
>>712505506
Everything is so spread out?
Are you talking about the different item level tiers or just the clicking?
Claim
>>712505565
Like, where you have to go to do stuff. Like smithing, iron in varrock, smelt in lumbridge, then back to varrock for am anvil
>>712504980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaLjwSpZ6Cs
>>712505467
Muh forced anonymity. There's literally no reason to dislike using it on a circlejerk, you're only using them if you want, hell, you're only able to see them if you want.
>>712505580
Hi Nobody.
>>712505467
You mean construction? Or irl?
Because both are fucked.
>>712505532
RS3? God no. That game is not fun.
>>712505720
Yeah, construction
>>712505704
Hi flan
>>712505467
don't you usually use a trip Alice?
>>712505643
You should be using the grand exchange, it makes it 100x easier.
>buy iron/smithing ores from grand exchange.
>put iron bars and ore in bulk in ze bank
>have all of them ready for easy access and smithing.
There's a bank very close to the anvil in varrock, so you can keep going back to smith easily.
>>712505804
How was your day so far?
>>712505720
i love rs3. i just got some chump to give me a drider lance. its pretty sweet im using it on hellhounds atm
Plox
>>712505309
But I'm not. I swear, you're safe around me.
>>712505269
Hello.
>>712504816
>he did
Who did?
>>712505662
Tom Waits is nice.
>>712505861
I don't know, i just woke up
>>712505929
follow any orders today?
>>712505901
>rs3
>not OSRS
Literally why.
>>712505966
oh.
>>712505927
Is this a trap
>>712506036
Hey Pete
>>712506027
some people have different tastes in games
???
>>712506036
kay.
>>712505786
Haha, buying con is insane. It's about 100m.
>>712505901
Yeah, apart from missing the pre eoc God-like pking videos, I'm glad it split. Kurasi to dharoks was fucked.
>>712506010
I did have to go buy groceries and actually leave the house for it. Whored yourself out to Kaji this week?
>>712506112
I was asking why you play RS3
Do you enjoy it more than OSRS?
![Avilio [7].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8SAOscH.jpg "Avilio [7].jpg")
>>712506106
You took your time to notice me. Why hide from me?
>>712506122
Have a good day then.
>>712505901
from
>>712506132
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HBt0bNUttDE
I still love that song and clip.
>>712506132
you can use legacy mode in rs3 you know. i used it to get 99 magic in the abyss
>>712506027
because i like how i dont have to devote my entire life to rs to have fun with it lol
>>712506170
why are you here?!
Not OP but I enjoy both of them pretty equally, they're both good in their own ways
..
Just wish microtransactions werent a thing
>>712506106
It's a cute boi.
>>712506232
Thanks. You too
>>712506421
>Gentle grabbing of the sheath
>Cute boi
I don't think he'd mind dressing up in a skirt.
>>712506315
My RS3 account is a piece of shit from 2005 and I'm already set on OS. I have tried rs3 multiple times throughout 2013 to now, couldn't do it, not legacy either.
>>712506315
That's a question and a half. I guess because life led me to here.
>>712506614
just like you to answer a question and a half with a quarter of an answer
>>712506601
do you have any cool gear on your rs3 account you dont want anymore?
>>712506804
Haha, no.
Had 10m cash left, went to kick start my osrs account. Was worth 1.7m osrs.
>>712505832
Yes, I didn't say I didn't
Also hello
>>712505839
I don't have much gold to do that
>>712505929
Flan/Vasili/Pete/CC
>>712506574
Skirts are nice but they need to be paired with other cute stuff.
Skirts seem nice
>>712506804
Better than nothing, even though I think that to be a meaningless phrase most of the time.
Ever read Retake Evangelion?
>>712506956
That's one person that goes by 4 names?
>>712506956
What did I do wrong now?
>>712506232
Idk
>>712506421
Damn he's cute
Name?
>>712507181
2 of those names are crossed out. I do not use CC or Pete anymore.
>>712507232
Smugish.
>>712506960
Cute stuff? Cute butts work nicely.
>>712505450
>if someone wants me to recognise them and remember what they said they should post their waifu
sounds reasonable
>>712507315
>use
This is why I don't exactly like or agree with you.
>>712506898
yeah the conversion rate to osrs is shit sorry
>>712507181
sadly no. is there a place i can read it online?
>>712507428
Because CC and Pete were actually used. Flan is the real deal believe me or not. Avilio is also an avatar.
>>712507232
http://levldad.deviantart.com/art/Hotarumaru-Touken-Ranbu-541729821
>>712507349
Very but cute butts are delicate and need to be taken care of gently~
>>712506956
I could invest 1m towards the success of your account. I mean I'm an RNG God, I don't deserve half my bank.
>>712507530
It's not worth arguing, don't worry, I already know.
>>712507772
That would be the smart thing to do.
>>712507555
>Checked
They just need a bit of tenderness if you get a little rough.
>>712507461
I'm not sure about that, but it is an unofficial fanmade adult dojin so it shouldn't be too hard to find. Despite that it has been quite heavily praised by people in the community. And if you can't stomach the more provocative scenes there is an all ages version.
It even has a soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soO02YgJRbI&list=PLE272BCB66BB00D3A
>>712507315
That's fine, I'd ditch one to avoid confuision if I were you though.
>>712507983
>you'll never be this cute
Hmph at least someone I like likes me and thinks I am cute
>>712507315
Galil isn't a natural smugger, she is usually happy and nice
>>712507555
Unf, thank you man
He is a 10/10, would kiss and hug
>>712508117
Everyone know that I am Flan tho most of the time since I tell em if I am using another avatar or not. I am fine. Thank you for the concern.
>>712508216
Looks like it.
>>712508216
Only hugging no kissing
>>712499177
>>712508117
but like how asuka and shinji never did anything more than that pitiful kiss
>>712508487
Nice post.
>>712508516
Don't want Shinji to cuck you?
>>712508187
>Get them to dress up like him.
>Problems solved.
>>712508487
>>712508746
Haha.
>>712508301
Wait I'm confused, what are you saying?
>>712508461
Too late
I'd do more than kiss him anyway...
>>712508487
I am no pedophile
FREEDOOOOOOOOOOOM!
>>712509058
galil a loli, but loli is not for pedophilia :D
>>712509083
Don't drive 2 fasts. Only 1.
>>712509058
I am saying that she is a smug. I like it. Do you always think that I have to insult you?
>>712509083
Clothes are like prison though. So you're not free yet.
>>712509058
Das gay.
>>712509236
2 late.
>I got in another race
>In my moms car
>I won even though I was being careful
>>712509281
>Implying
Although I'll give it to you, that was clever.
>>712508719
But I am the cute one... I think.
>>712509058
Lewd...
>>712508703
no i mean like she wouldn't have sex with him before EoE especially after that pathetic kiss
>
>>712509083
tastes of reality
Watch out!
>>712509407
3fast.
5quick.
7speeds per minute.
Radioactive man!
>>712509186
No, Galil a gun
A pretty big one at that.
>>712509592
Nuh uh!
>>712509683
Never 2fast.
>>712509186
Galil isn't really a loli
>>712509252
I was confused on whether or not you were saying she was smug
>>712509281
And?
>>712509441
>That butt
>Not lewd
He is super cute in those shorts
Even cuter with them off
>>712509833
>
>>712499701
My waifu is the "Alice2 is my waifu" guy.
Yee
>>712509908
Aye. Fast until die.
>im going to frame 'fast until die'
![Avilio [8].png](https://i.imgur.com/H8nHhgl.png "Avilio [8].png")
>>712510095
I was saying that she is a smug.
>>712509441
Then why don't you dress up like him?
>>712509407
You give that to me?
I'll give you something too~
>>712510095
And nothing.
>>712510267
My waifu is the 'my waifu is the "Alice2 is my waifu" guy' girl
Can I fast too?
>>712509908
i guess you have never heard that the who song lol
>>712510374
GOTTA GO FAAAAAAST!
>>712510486
Is it a boat?
>>712510524
>>712510267
Go back to your fortune threads, you dirty shrine maiden!
Mercy is the best waifu
Prove me wrong /b/
>Protip: you can't
>>712510760
What? Why?
Schnell! schnell!
>>712510761
I could but i don't want to waste my time talking about such a shit waifu
>>712510761
>Not the original Mercy claimer.
Hello.
>Thumbnail.
Gross.
>Overwatch.
Dva got the butt tho.
>>712510644
No, dick.
>>712510844
Your presence disturbs me a great deal.
>>712510990
What did I ever do to you?
>>712510957
Lewd.
>>712511074
Nothing. Please excuse my outburst.
>>712511174
You're a little strange... it's okay, I like you anyway.
>>712507772
Nah, that's fine.
>>712510957
>you're not the original mercy waifu claimer
That's where you're wrong
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