Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>712511299
Fucking pocky.
>>712511074
>>712511174
>Over with already
And here I went and got popcorn for nothing.
doot but i still dont belong here
Claimed the vamp
Claim
>>712511336
>>712511078
You're not saying no.
Claim
Claimed
>>712511431
Flaaaan!
>>712511574
morning muffin
>>712511299
love u big nigger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdPHC6yAKU
>>712512012
It's afternoon for me
>>712511973
Hey!
>>712512109
That escalated quickly.
>>712512179
morning muffin
nice timezone
Cleimu
>>712511483
But I'm not saying yes either!
Claim
>>712511299
Cirno claimu
Alice2 Claimu!
>>712512603
So much 2hu's!
>>712512424
>>712512542
My fucking sides.
>>712512603
Get?
>>712512369
Hi
Nice 69. It's not a nice timezone though
>>712512720
WHAT, FLAN? ITS LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN A 2HU BEFORE!
>>712512720
2hu have an bestest waifus.
>>712512603
Discord pl0x
>>712512807
Get.
>>712512500
Oh so you don't want it?
What are we gunna do on the bed?
>>712512810
@G.S. Fordham#8222
message me.
I need to see people before I give links. too many people abuse it
>>712512776
I have! I am just happy to see that all my 2hu friends are here.
>>712512807
Agree.
>>712512918
you and your terrible luck is rubbing off
G e t
Alice2 is mine!
>>712512756
why isn't it nice by the way?
>>712512918
Doesn't work.
>>712512726
Sorry
>>712513091
But I have pretty decent luck
>>712513115
1) Most good people here only get on when i'm about to sleep
2) Most good youtube videos are uploaded while i'm about to go to sleep
3) Most friends online only get on when i'm about to go to sleep or i'm too tired to play games properly
>>712513091
You are like a little baby. Watch this.
G E T
E
T
>>712512863
I never said that either!
>712510378
Well I know now
>>712510486
OK
>>712510761
>Not a gun
Meh
>>712513317
Would you say yes to me?
>>712513392
Oops, fixed
>>712510378
Well I know now
>>712513348
Hehe.
I wonder who was the person who pushed pete to claim flan for the ultimate meme?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
>>712513436
Oh ok bb.
>>712513439
Myself?
>>712513240
I'm also in that situation. the person I need to talk to the most will usually be asleep when I come back from work. and youtube uploads is no big deal come on
>>712513466
Any chance you know the kanji written on the wall behind her?
Kirara Claimed.
>>712513096
What's your favorite Alice thread?
>>712511299
Jeanne d'Arc
>>712513317
Well if you don't want it I guess it can't be helped.
>>712513392
I would say yes.
Prinz Eugen claimed by sbx
>>712513691
This one!
>
>>712514042
This looks like fun.
>>712514042
They seem nice.
>>712514042
Ah, the tea threads... I like those too, I feel like she's a little less pressed for time. She works so hard, so it's nice to see her relax sometimes.
>>712513392
We've hardly talked past a bit a bantz!
>>712513803
I never said that either! Reeee!
>>712513575
Hi
I don't know what to say to that so i'll just say hi again
back from getting milk and food
カラミチーマス
>>712514459
Then is it a yes or no?
If you don't answer, I'll just decide for myself, and either way you're not going to enjoy it...much.
>Inb4 lewd
>>712514282
Alice2 deserves her rest! She is an amazing person!
>>712513691
>>712514042
What kind of threads are these?
>>712514817
If I let you decide, I KNOW it's going to be lewd!
>>712513579
i don't sorry
>>712515157
As far as I can tell, they aren't too different from these threads, just more open to new people. And no avatarfagging besides for Alice.
>>712515009
I agree. She won't ever relax as much as I'd like, though!
>>712515157
She has different kinds. In the ones we're talking about, she pours tea for Anonymous and tries to give advice and conversation.
>>712515240
It'll be torturous.
>>712514737
hi muffin
>>712515346
>>712515372
Ah, okay then. Who's Alice then? And when do they take place if they still do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cHipdjboLTw
>>712515817
They seem to take place whenever Alice wants to/can set it all up. I have only ever seen two so you just have to keep your eyes open for it.
>>712515817
Monday and Wednesday, 9PM EST. Alice is Alice... she's been here for six years doing her thing, although the tea and cooking threads are sort of a new spin on it.
>>712515703
what's up?
>>712515950
Mai
>>712516250
>her
>>>/t/umblr
>>712516359
>heresy
>>712515950
Somehow that has more subscribers than me
>>712516359
What feeling do you get every time you try to correct someone about that?
>>712516325
Le plafond
>>712516180
>>712516250
I'm not surprised they haven't caught my eye. That's about 2AM in Wales, and although I live a NEET life I really can't stay up that late.
Good to know at least.
>>712513317
Almost missed out on this c:
C
U
T
E
>>712516521
I felt pretty good about it, but some of your friends got rather upset when I did it.
>>712516565
Ah, I see. It's the same time I run my shrine too, so I'm usually too busy to do anything besides lurk myself. Oh, and I forgot to mention, on Fridays at the same time she does a cooking thing, with webms showing you how to prepare whatever she decided to cook that night. I guess it doesn't do you much good if you can't stay up that late though...
>>712516561
quelle bonne blague!
>>712516331
Lulu
>>712516428
Link your channel.
>>712516851
It just seems like a waste of time to me, on both sides. It's not like you'll ever know for sure either way.
>>712517010
It's so obviously a guy, look at his shitty wig.
>>712516890
What
>>712516944
No you might dislike my videos
>>712517094
She wears that wig for the Alice cosplay.
>>712517094
I mean, women can wear wigs too you know. What if she just doesn't have blonde hair?
I came heeeeereeeee!
I'm wondering whether to watch the animation of kancolle,because the movie of it will be released on the next saturday and I think I have to learn TV version of it.
>>712516944
What color is your favorite
>>712516873
I haven't used a stove in all my life and I'm afraid I'll set fire to my entire block if I will, so I'd pass.
Maybe I'll supply myself with a healthy supply of cafeine and possibly copious narcotics, to help stay up for one of them.
>>712517255
Oh I thought you might have actually known a bit of french. too bad you're just doing it for le meme
>>712517010
Nah, it's not a waste of time when you are dealing with desperate and lonely young men pretending to be a girl can give you enormous amounts of attention and social power. I agree it's fairly fucked up that they spent like 10+ years of their life on doing this shit. But I'm surprised to see you here acting like its no big whether they spent a decade lying about being a girl to lonely men on the internet.
Sure as hell a waste of time for me though, that's for sure. Buncha fucking crazy people.
>>712517389
Red.
>>712517255
Post eet
>>712517738
Good choice qt
>>712517683
To be fair, trying to convince lonely men that they're NOT a girl seems like a double whammy on the "waste of time" scale dude.
>>712517683
Going on a crusade to reveal what you believe to be the truth would be fine if we were talking about something important, but... come on. How much "social power" are you gonna get from an obscure hole like this? We're all adults here, or at least we're supposed to be. Even if you think the people who believe it are making a mistake, just let them make it. It's their problem, not yours.
Red is cool
This is personal thing though,Red is what I associate with my city.
Trains,Baseball team,and the whole city is full of Red.
Anyway I also like it.
>>712517969
This
>>712518036
>>712517738
I like red too. Its a nice color. Full of emotion
>>712518036
What the fuck is that thing? it looks like it's dying.
>>712517683
Whoa hold on, I wasn't chiming in to this because I wasn't paying attention, but alice is a girl.
She took a photo (Face covered) when she was in a tank top and shorts, normal clothes.
Either its a guy on HRT and a really fem body. Or it's a girl with tits.
>>712518258
>dying
It's just lying,not dying
Santa gives herself as a present…ok?
>>712518313
>>712517683
Pic related for reference
>Now shut up about it!
>>712518358
Cute!
>>712518313
He's probably been on HRT for 10 years so he could have tits.
Women don't try this hard to be girly for attention.
Didn't he get doxed?
>>712518445
Yeah that's the one I was mentioning.
>>712517955
Oh yah, never try to get between lonely guys and pussy. Even if the pussy is imaginary they just do not want to hear it. Don't worry I learned my lesson pretty fast.
>>712517969
Not much of a crusade, I don't believe I've spent any actual time on it in like 2 years now. I just stopped by to bust your balls. Like hey at least the guy stopped pretending to be a half-japanese burn victim. You do you, I gave you more than enough information to make an informed choice.
I'm gonna judge you super hard for the choice you make though yo.
>>712518484
>Women don't try this hard to be girly for attention.
That is the complete opposite of what women do though.
>>712518445
Hey the guy of topic is as well weeaboo?I wondered because the head-hider she/he used is Alice,this is beside the main topic though
>>712518447
Yes Cute girls in Santa costume are nothing but angels
>>712518593
My choice is just not to care. Nobody's getting in those pantsu no matter what they believe.
Can you imagine deluding yourself into thinking you're a shitty touhou character?
>>712517955
>>712516658
There yah go ^-^
>>712517643
I do know some french, i'm not that good at it though
>>712517789
Why
>>712518445
You can do a lot of things with pictures. Do you remember eva who paid his roomate to take pictures pretending she was him? Lot of things possible when you're dealing with insane people. Voices don't lie though. Try to get this girl of yours to talk live. See what happens.
Like I said, believe what you want, I gave you more than enough information to figure it out. The only people left who haven't are a bunch of dumb assholes who don't want to. Go google 'ikakura izumi' if you don't believe me.
>>712518798
If I could choose who to pretend to be,I might pick Yuuka,for her cool loneliness and strength are good
holy shit you guys are a bunch of fucking faggots
>>712519048
I know you are
I think people will believe what they believe regardless of all evidence put forth for it or against it. It's less about good arguement making and more about preconceived notions.
And that's just a general statement.
>>712518445
This picture looks like it's been edited.
Might just be the color contrast, though.
>>712518593
At least you learned your lesson.
>>712518845
Not cute.
>>712519004
>Eva
Wew, fun times I had with them.
>>712517318
kancolle anime is pretty bad imo
>>712519141
???
>>712519139
for you :o
>>712518924
I can teach you~
>>712519234
hm?
>>712519201
I know its notoriousity,but to watch the movie,I think I should learn the TV series as a preparatory knowledge.
>>712519345
I was just confused :o
>>712519234
No
>>712519236
I don't think i need to learn any launguages because i'm not going to go to a different country
>>712518924
I want to see what your videos are like, I don't have a youtube channel so I can't dislike them.
>>712519141
This, people are irrational.
Claimed
>>712519630
Good claim.
>>712519149
>The eye sees what it wants.
No anon, their is nothing there, it's a chick with tits. The contrast, even with it altered in your photo, is smooth.
Couldn't care less if it's male or female, I'm not as invested as other people, I'd fuck it either way, and I've seen a good share of traps, shemales, all that good gay stuff.
That's a chick, or someone who was born with both male and female chromosone and has taken HRT since birth.
One is common, the other, not so much.
>>712519155
2cute
>>712519155
Adorbs
>>712519345
Do a sit qt
>>712518779
Like this dumb asshole whose going to act like they're cool and don't care. They do care though quite a bit, they're choosing to ignore how the lies affect other people because they're getting something out of it too. Frame that as a neutral position if you want but it's pretty fucking unkind. Seriously, you guys have lowered yourselves in my eyes so much it's kind of amazing. Fucking disgusting.
Anyway I have to get back to work. Have fun jerking eachother off guys.
>>712519630
C:
>>712519504
you should give it a try.
I'll see you later, I'm gonna go grab lunch and maybe buy a cd or two.
>>712519504
If not,you should learn another languages to understand how strangers to you,such as Japs in the animation you watch feel and think.
You americans are blamed for ignorance of others often
>>712519767
Thanks lad!
>>712519630
Haruhi dancing Harehareyukai is so cute that I wanna dance as she does
>>712519790
Have a good day at work! You'll get canonized one of these days for sure!
>>712519546
Well now i know you're lying, but here
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGIPZUfMfHhlicmb6kpaV1g?&ab_channel=crashyourcar
>>712519900
Bye, have fun. Nice dubs by the way
>>712519778
Now, let us compare another photo.
>>712514042
Notice how the two are different?
>>712519910
>You americans
I'm from england
>>712520272
One gives me a boner and the other is black and white...
are you guys always gonna be like this?
what are you doing with your lives?
will you be 30 and still wasting your life?
>>712520324
Sorry but such a attitude toward learning languages are typical of americans thus I thought so.
But if you're british,all the more for it you should study them,as a person in a former global empire.You guys still have influential power on the world.
>>712520272
You don't seem to understand that you're the only one that cares.
>>712520565
Yes
>>712520565
like you,lol
>>712520582
But I don't care.
If I did care, there would be more in-depth analysis.
>>712520565
There's no such thing as wasting life as life has no purpose other than that which we give it. There are no wrong choices except ones we don't desire.
>>712520651
You're caring enough to waste your time saying that someone else is wasting their's
>>712520272
One of them you put through an instagram filter.
But the end all, look at her fingers and hands.
The biggest problem for males when cross dressing is the hands.
Small, while not impossible for males to have, females tend to have smaller hands than males.
Fat displacement, when thin, the fat around the fingers and hand distributes differently per gender. Males then to have it build on the bottom and palms, while females have the reverse, making the skin appear softer.
These combined, more likely its female.
But hey, you're set in your beliefs, so carry on anon.
>>712520628
so sad...
>>712520639
you're such a cutie ;-;
>>712520670
life is about experiences, not sitting behind a computer
>>712520869
Are you sachi or konata?
>>712520565
I probably will stay the way I am, as for if I'm wasting my life then that's a different story all together. I probably am by most people's standards, but this is the way I've lived it up to this point.
>>712520749
Not that poster, but keep assuming things.
>>712520779
I was talking about the color contrast.
One photo shows much more equal contrast, while the latter comparison shows the photo to have higher contrast where edits are more likely to the photo.
I'm not believing anything, nor do I care to believe. I'm simply comparing color contrast with photos. Not making this about whether they are a girl or a boy.
>>712520272
>>712519149
>>712520869
Life is about nothing, it's a big cloud of quantum particles interacting with each other on massive scales and we're just a microscopic blip in it that the universe won't remember when it's gone.
>>712521121
Look up Error Level Analysis and you'll comprehend.
>>712521180
Or you could prove your own thing.
It's not spoon feeding, it's backing your argument.
>>712520869
I've had some of my best experiences here on 4chan.
>>712521044
When there is no distinguishable difference in posts, you can expect there to be assumptions
Nothing wrong with any of it, I love you all anyway.
>>712521263
I already told you, I'm not trying to prove anything.
I'm simply comparing two photo's color contrast.
>>712521282
You can assume all you want, that's not going to get you very far.
For sure there is no effectiveness in using 4chan,reddit,2ch,or some BBS or other,but it is another thing to have fun in enjoying them,even if I waste time
>>712521409
Then shut up about comprehension.
No one wants to hear about your comparisons if you don't have to point to make.
This block is red and this one is blue!
Okay? So we can determine blue is blue, and red is red.
Nah, I'm not agreeing with that, I'm just comparing.
>>712511299
You are all pathetic.
Your women are disgusting.
Calcium is love.
Calcium is life.
>>712521180
Comprehend what though? That there is a possibility that one of those pics may be photoshopped? What's the point you're trying to make if there is a point?
>>712521633
Comparing and Analysis don't always have a final conclusion. A lot of analysis on photos are still shrouded in mystery today.
You obviously don't know what ELA is, based on your responses.
On the topic of me agreeing.. I don't believe in stating whether it's editing or legit unless I am 100% certain.
If nobody cares, then why are you responding?
You must be a nobody.
>>712521814
Comprehending what ELA is, and how it applies to the pictures.
>>712521814
See
>>712521891
>>712521891
Feel powerful yet anon? Gracing the dim with your shining intellect?
Take your pseudo-intellectualisms somewhere else.
Like >>>/int/
go ahead and spread your ideas there, I'm sure they crave someone like you.
>>712522370
Not really. You should really take a chill pill.
>>712520581
It's not like i don't want to, i just don't have the time and i don't see much point so other things come first
>>712522105
I haven't read up on it, and I'm uncertain that I ever will, so it's intergritty as a source to me is not based on anything for now. I'm not invested in finding out whether someone is a girl or not, but I do acknowledge that I'm not liable to ansewr questions regarding the intergrity of pictures.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKWGAxjGhgA
>QoTT:
Do you think your waifu would make for a good mother?
This thread sure went weird.
Got one guy trying to act smart, and another succeeding in acting dumb.
>>712522603
I got it,you want to spend your time on another thing,right?
Anyway I'm so sleepy now that I go to bed after fapping once,bye
>>712522711
Maybe, Alice does lose her temper rather easily though, so it would be hard to say
>>712522729
Would the one succeeding in acting dumb be you?
>>712522758
Goodnight
Biological filth.
>>712522729
Just because you can't comprehend it doesn't mean he's trying to act smart, read a book.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Error_level_analysis
What's with all this anti-intellectualism?
>>712522711
I don't know, probably not
>>712523171
My point is that it's over complicating something that shouldn't be. This thread isn't about ELA, by all means discuss science and smart junk, but don't throw bricks at a wall and complain when they don't bounce.
>>712522862
I am good at being dumb. It's easy after all.
Bump!
Lose my number!
>>712522711
Mine would probs accidentally drop the children in the pits of hell. No.
>>712523768
She's given out her email before you know.
You could just send her one
>>712523768
Never!
>>712524010
You like fangs?
>>712523753
>ELA
hey what's this
>>712523768
>Psychologist
It's one thing to be an attention whoring tranny but taking advantage of people who need help is seriously fucked up.
>>712524560
Have you actually seen any of her threads?
Looks like she's genuinely helping people to me.
>>712524695
Yes! More cute vamp fangs!
>>712524755
>she
fuck off Alice, you manipulative cunt.
>>712524755
This.
>>712524807
>>712524937
Flandre's a bit thirsty
>
>New Ch@n open...
http://city-chan.pw/cg
>>712524755
Sorry for being the newfag around here but when do the threads appear and where?
sere claimed
>>712525136
lurk moar
>>712525101
I would like to kindly ask not to post my wife. It makes me feel bad. If you want to look at her, please do it without me knowing. Thank you a lot.
i claim marie and cam :v
>>712525259
That's your wife?
My mistake, then.
i thought she was your avatar.
>>712525564
Don't post me or my avatar ever again.
>>712525564
Wow rude. How many times should I say that Flan is a wife and all other are avatars that I like to use?
>>712525932
Sorry to ask but, WHY?
>>712525136
I've seen them on mondays and fridays.
Usually between like 8 and 10 EST
>>712525932
gross
>>712526015
Cute, cute when angry, loyal, sweet, pretty
>>712526389
8 and 10 PM, dunno if I needed to clarify
>>712526592
People in different time zones.
>>712526524
But I watched all of it (sadly), she is yes a bit cute but she ruined everything. If is wasn't for her Naruto wouldn't have to through all that shit and Sasuke won't have joined that Snakefaggot.
>>712526592
No need. I did the maths.
>>712525193
Short hair or long hair if you have your choice?
>>712526759
Have you watched shippuden?