Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>712479719 The rules
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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>712479719
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
You were really sitting on that bake, weren't you?
I finally lost my virginity to someone cosplaying as my waifu.
I can die peacefully now
Pic related.
>>712490380
i envy you
>>712490380
Was it a trap? Did you pay this person?
>>712490380
Pictures please.
>>712490314
You too.
>>712490634
no on both
>>712490613
it can still happen to you too. Dont give up ever in life.
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>712490748
Wha?
>>712490785
Train!
>3D women
Disgusting
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>712490881
Yesterday. Or on friday.
>>712490910
>>712490753
Also
>3DPD
You're better than this.
カラミチーマス
>>712490380
How old are you?
jesus what happened to my recommended videos
>>712490959
K
>>712491012
Old enough
>>712490941
>>712490943
Ayy
>>712490881
Pictures of you "wewing" with your waifu.
>>712491078
>>712490938
So, none today?
>>712491109
No! No wew!
>>712491109
i was a bit in "shock" as it were sry i didnt remember to get out my phone for the boys.
>>712491120
>>712491239
Pics or it didnt happen
rip rop flip flop, your cock is not
>>712491262
ok
>>712491212
Yes wew! I know you did it, you thought about it, said no, then tried it.
>>712491239
Daaamn, rip.
>>712491262
don't post me or my wife ever again
>>712491276
I forgot that it had that caption, didn't mean it.
>>712491276
i mean its fine if you dont believe me because not to be "that guy" but
i feel like enlightened now you know?
like the world is my oyster
>>712491377
no dont worry, i thought you were the yuuko claimer
>>712491395
i was kidding
fret not my friend
>>712491339
......
Yes. I. Can!
>>712491443
.......
I know you......
>
>>712491498
nah, i'm not miho
>>712491456
p l e a s e
Claimu
>>712490380
If you're for real then how?
>>712491560
Sure.
>
>>712491576
Fine, I won't.
![Syndra [189].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0Xdg6co.jpg "Syndra [189].jpg")
>>712491212
Nope
>>712491310
No, no, and no! No wew!
>>712491719
And none tomorrow?
>>712491672
Well, I'm not, but okay
>>712491672
Should've said that earlier! Already reported you for illegal content and cut myself twice, desu.
>>712491740
..Fug....
Mein bad.
>>712491787
Know that feel
>>712491820
Way ahead of you!
>>712491842
Hell yeah, boi. We don't fuck around with that waifu shit.
![Syndra [289].png](https://i.imgur.com/cKdS2gy.png "Syndra [289].png")
>>712491739
None till friday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qASe8bsfFTg
>>712491910
Post sad anime grils
>>712491930
Oh dear....
>>712492008
I don't wanna spam, sorry. Here's one though.
>>712492162
Threads kinda quiet anyway, it's an image board for a reason.
>>712492221
So close.....
Also, just a few, if I can find them.
>>712492476
>>712492535
>>712492008
i got you
>>712491395
How did it change you?
>>712492476
I didn't realise how close I was
Rip
>>712492636
>>712492697
Yup.
>>712493058
I don't have anymore left, thought had some still.
>>712493254
There was a thread on /c/ a little while back with depressed/sad girls. It was a good thread.
I think there is a different one now though.
Hullo ther
>>712493348
Did you get those eggs?
>>712493344
Ah, double dubs, I like it.
Might give that a look, I'm off, so whenever I guess.
>>712493433
>>712493348
Did you finish those errands?
>>712493348
Anonon!
>>712493433
I ate them when I woke up ;-; they were cold and soggy. Not warm and crispy.
>>712493499
I did, but I still have more to do.
>>712493536
Hiya nui!
>>712493488
See you around comrade.
>>712493608
You fell asleep before eating the food?!
>>712493499
Kek
>>712493661
Think it's still in the archive?
>I have 30 or so depressed anime girl pictures in a folder at home, and I'd like to expand that for reasons.
>New Ch@n open..
http://city-chan.pw/cg/
It's three in the morning here, I'm going to bed.
You guys have a good time.
>>712493723
It didn't make it to the archive, sorry.
>>712493869
Sleep well.
>>712493608
Have you been up to much?
Reply to this post to enter your waifu into the waifu of the week raffle
Categories include
Best waifu
Best loli
Best Cowtits
Best Neko/Kitsune/Monstergirl
>if you've already replied to this before you don't need to again
>>712493723
Yep, that happens more than I want to. I've microwaved a cup of noodles before, taken them out and then went to sleep. They were all soggy when I woke.
>>712493959
Not much, studying and playing vidya. Got midterms again soon.
>>712493959
>>712493608
Not enough ryuuko
>>712494030
>
>>712493907
Fuck. Curious, how large is your folder?
>>712494030
RAFFLINGFOR BEST WAIFU
>>712494072
Jesus christ Nonon, that's terrible.
>YOu would've been more than awake if you took that ride offer. :^)
>>712494030
the what of what?
>>712494030
>Best waifu is right here.
>>712494111
I want Ryuko as an onee-chan honestly.
>>712494146
You ever made a crispy parmlet before? It's an omelet with parmesan that is moist and yet crispy.
I can actually fall asleep almost anywhere if I wanted to.
>>712494315
Lies. Ryuuko is superior
>>712494072
Yesnon
>>712494030
But Nui is the best of everything.
>>712494072
Ah, sounds like you're enjoying yourself then, that's good!
>>712494111
Hi, Ryuko anon!
>>712494146
It's not that big, probably around 80 something. I want a bigger collection though.
>>>/c/2787305
Here is a newer thread. It's not as good though.
>>712494513
But she would be your brother
And a guy
I'm cool if you're from Alabama or Texas or some shit like that and want to fuck your cousin but if she is an oneechan then she's a guy
And thats GAY
>>712494549
Konnichiwa
here
>>712494549
Not the best at keeping her arms on
>>712494549
Well, I did cut my lip while I was shaving. The friggen razor head fell off mid stroke. It's a deep cut too.
>>712494697
Why would Ryuko-chan be my brother? Onee-chan is older sister though. I'm from commifornia and I would not want to fuck her.
>>712494697
So what have you been up to?
>>712494904
She got a fix for that, she's without flaws!
>>712494914
Oh, sorry to hear that, i hope things get better soon enough.
>>712494914
My bad oops
Drank a little to much sake.
>not wanting to fuck ryuuko
What are you fucking GAY?
>>712495521
Ceiling
>>712495521
Flaws ain't the only She's without
She's without depth perception too
>>712494513
Nope, never even heard of it before. I assume it's good?
I doubt you'd sleep flying around corners at 3 times the speed limit.
>>712494644
Thanks Anon, it's better than nothing.
>I'm now just singing eurobeat to pass time
Send halp
>>712495894
No problem.
>>712495894
I don't see any girls in that pic
>>712495521
What's up Nui?
>>712495675
I don't want to fug sweet Ryuko. Just have her be a caring older sister. I do want to fug nonon.
>>712495894
It's where you brown grated parmesan on the pan with a bit of oil then put the egg on it. So you have a crispy, cheesy, smoky, nutty outside and a soft, moist and fluffy egg inside.
Maybe not, but I will when the car has to inevitably stop:^)
My gf
Early morning edition
>>712495675
I never said what's up, unless you're on the ceiling perhaps? are you a spider?
>>712495771
You're talking about a show where a blind man can see everything around him, and lets not forget she found a little flaw in his goku uniform and put him to shame.
>>712496145
Ryuko it seems,
It's going to be a loud day though.
>>712496065
SHUT UP PAPA FRANKU, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A GIRL IS!
>>712496145
That sounds interesting to say the least. Cook one for me sometime!
>Stopping
Heh...heheheh....
Engine's over the red degrees
And my
Heart beats as much as I can breathe
But I
Don't want claim any stop
They wanna say I'm quitting
>>712496267
Woah wait what
So you're telling me
In this anime
That they have super saiyajin uniforms?
Fucking bullshit
>>712496423
Boy, i get all the pussy
They call me the LoP
And that stands for Lord of Pussy
>>712496267
Wonderful!
>>712496267
The ceiling
The ceiling
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE CEILING CEILING CEILING
HAHAHAHA
*slurping noises*
>>712496145
>not wanting to fuck sexy ass ryuuko
G A Y
A
Y
naw I'm just pulling your leg, faggot.
>>712496423
I love you, Alice2!
A-Alice2 Claimed!
>>712496267
T-that's lewd Nui!
>>712496423
Makoto, you're scaring me! The car is gonna burn down!
>>712496662
That's my onee-chan!
>hugs ryuko
>>712496492
Yes i suppose if you put it like that, and Nui made the best of them!
But you're likely jesting.
>>712496622
Shiro! how are you?
>>712496662
*hits with book*
>>712496770
I'm missing something here, which part?
>>712496770
Also Nonon looks like a cute little fairy in that i must say.
>>712496686
Oh hey Alice Claimer. Was wondering where you went yesterday.
>>712496770
I know my heart is a puzzle
Take my fire
Your fears are not my concern
I'll make you feel alright
You may believe I can dazzle
Well I can burn
I can burn
Faster faster, I'm the master
Make your soul on fire - Never gonna stop my way
No place to fun don't keep you run
So you call me spitfire
>>712497061
Loving you
Isn't the right thing to do
How can I ever change things
That I feel
If I could
Maybe I'd give you my world
How can I
When you won't take it from me
You can go your own way
Go your own way
You can call it
Another lonely day
You can go your own way
Go your own way
>>712496966
Oh, I'm doing okay. Being tired and stuff, waiting until I have to leave for school. Speaking of school, I only have today and tomorrow to go, then I'm on break for the rest of the week. So that's quite nice.
How about you?
>>712497416
I missed you.
>>712496966
I asked what's up and you said Ryuko. Like you're doing Ryuko.
>>712497009
Nonon is always cute
>>712497061
Spitfire by whom?
>>712497446
Me specifically?
>>712497539
Yes, you!
127 replies 122 images.
Shino would be proud. Not that I give a fuck.
>>712497593
That's kind of out of the blue, appreciatted despite that. Why'd you miss me?
>>712497204
That's sounds lovely! any plans for then? perhaps we can do more by then.
>>712497536
Sounded like that was your thing though.
>Nonon is always cute
True but she also looks like a fairy.
>>712497170
Got news for ya baby
Hear my message loud
Aim right in the middle
Spin the battle 'round
Every way
There's a hunt to play
C'mon
Movin' and groovin'
Don't turn it off
Baby don't let it go
I know you got all the power
Don't turn it off
Heave is still above
Go screamin' out in the fire
>>712497536
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEgdFvIOshw
Stop
Your self control
Just turn me off
Just burn me out
I'm gonna tickle you
So baby stop
Your self control
I'm gonna set you free tonight
>>712497721
Because you're important to me!
>>712497745
Yea, I'll be going out to my grandma's Thanksgiving day, watching football on Friday and Saturday. But, each of those days I should be on at some point in the day.
>>712497826
I am? First time I've had someone say that in a while. My starvation is starting to awaken so I'll just go buy some groceries now probably.
Maybe we'll get to talk later then.
>>712497745
You implying there's something bad about fairies? Oi m8 I'll push yer shite in I swear on me mum.
True, but it's new seeing how lewd that potentially was!
>>712497749
Ohhh, now I see. Great music to break the law to
>>712498103
Maybe we will. Until then..
>>712497835
Ah, that sounds loud, but it sounds like you'll also have a lot of fun so that's cool!
>>712498163
Nonsense, why would i say such?
Oh, unusual wording you mean?
>>712498163
Boomin' like a thunder
Snappin' out my fingers
Feel the devil in my blood
Shine until you're burnin'
Reach out for the best thing
Baby watch out, here I go
Feel like missta power
Proud and shoutin' louder
Come on baby, let it burn
Everybody
Shake your body
Feel the fire breakin' out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Wxn3D_IsY
I wish I got into this mood earlier, I'm having blast singing these!
>>712491581
Nui's actually mine.
Good morning /waifu/
>>712498340
Mornin Makoto
>>712498103
Morning Rei
>>712498297
I'm sure I will have fun. I love seeing family.
Well, I must leave now Nui. It was nice talking to you.
Until later, wonderful.
>>712498466
Oh. I didn't even get to say hi, but bye, have a nice day at school.
>>712497749
Your love is like a river flowing from my heart
When this cruel world tears us apart
Your love is like a river flowing from my heart
When sharpened words have left their scars
Your love is like a river flowing from my heart
And it's overflowing and showing us all
How deep and how wide is Your love
It never stops, it rages on
Your love is like a river flowing from my heart
When I am tired and so afraid
Your love is like a fire that will light my way
When darkness comes and my vision fades
Your love is like a fire that will light my way
And it's always burning and stirring my soul
To know You and love You much more
It never stops or ever fades
Your love is like a fire that will light my way
>>712498465
No "Good morning" for me?
I see how it is..
>>712498466
See ya, Shiro!
i should rest a bit for today so i'll be off as well.
>>712498611
I'm sorry. Good morning. How are you today? Sleep well?
>>712498465
Ayyy Yui. Sup?
>>712498584
You really made a mess of me - no baby don't deny it
A ghost of my nights so sweet - I will forget about it
Your love like a nail in deep - but now it's healin' away
You let me here to blood
I'll mend alone this bitter feelin'
I'll fight the fears
And dry my tears
Won't try any more oh never no more
The words so pure
They're punchin' bold
And startin' to blow
Get out of my head
Get out of my heart
Away baby, I
Won't fall apart
Get out of my head
Get out of my heart
I'm telling you I
Won't fall apart
I'll smile again
Run again
No one else nobody nobody
Cheatin' me
Foolin' me
Like you did nobody nobody no
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkM_1G6KviU
>>712498103
Medicine first album is amazing, it's just the right amount of fuzziness.
>>712492008
>>712498700
Guten Morgen. I didn't sleep much.
Everything is fine here, dear!
What about you?
>>712498297
Yeah, it sounded weird. And hopefully lewd.
>>712498340
Are you actually singing it? Don't lie to me makoto.
>>712499057
>>712492008
>>712498997
I am legit singing these fucking songs out loud. It's fun as fuck!
Guess you're ready'
Cause I'm waiting for you
It's gonna be so exciting!
Got this feeling
Really deep in my soul
Let's get out I wanna go come along... get it on!
Gonna take my car gonna sit in
Gonna drive alone till I get you
'Cause I'm crazy... hot and ready but you'll like it!
I wanna race for you shall I go now?
Gas gas gas!
I'm gonna step on the gas
Tonight I'll fly and be your lover
Yeah yeah yeah
I'll be so quick as a flash
And I'll be your hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
last image get because it totally matters and im important
heh
