Offensive YLYL
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Offensive YLYL
>>712146719
It is offensive because he was smiling. How dare this fool...
>>712147018
Oranje in ons Neerlandsche vlag ja?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGw12JWR1U
>>712147915
I don't like to be rude, but I can never understand why people such as him even bother to participate in something like this. As if he can do anything towards anyone from his kicks and punches...
>>712147076
>wat is de prinsenvlag
>>712148946
if you dont like to be rude you in the wrong place nigga.
>>712147008
lost
>>712147915
>filename
>>712148946
It's like a bag of flour that somebody had accidentally locked a raccoon inside of.
An angry raccoon.
>>712146669
what is this making fun of? i dont get it...
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>>712149282
underated comment, mild chuckle
>>712149212
I didn't laugh until you pointed that out...
>>712149403
Wonder over yonder ended without dealing with Lord Dominator
>>712147018
Nee maar leg het ff uit want het slaat gewoon helemaal nergens op
>>712149905
k thx will have to check it out
>>712150167
Hoe kankerdom ben je
>>712150914
kankerwanka fok bled amkanta?
>>712151166
Ja.
LMAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDJI70huyT8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FbMECdDOcw
lol
>>712151444
trips nice
>>712150178
Really.
Screenshotting memes on Facebook.
Really.
>>712152044
nice dubs negro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDJI70huyT8
Check 'em
>>712152209
Faggot.
>>712152209
Better luck next time you nigger.
>>712146554
Dude that pallas cat is doing an impression of your mom.
>>712152232
you rqpe midgets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDJI70huyT8
>>712146856
Kek
>>712147915
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QdImvOymmg
why is he saying bip
>>712151444
TRIPS
>>712146719
his look, like he was smoking the damn melon
>>712148946
Have you ever done something remarkable in your life? 99% of the people don't, like you and this poor freak.
>>712147915
How does that gets a black belt in anything?
>>712152861
tbh i cant really laugh about stuff like the video. i just feel sorry for dudes like him
>>712148946
There's a reason it's called arts. Most people who praction this stuff do it for spiritual reasons.
>>712152880
It's called pity
>>712152880
do you want to be the heartless bastard that tells him no? i sure as fuck don't. Man can have whatever belt he asks for, i won't see a grown-ish man cry
>>712148946
>>712150914
NEE MAAR LEG HET GODVERDOMME UIT WANT HET SLAAT HELEMAAL NERGENS OP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>712147785
this made me laugh more than i thought
>>712152485
I wonder if that jump roundhouse kick hurts his balls when he does it
>>712145477
http://www.strawpoll.me/11678366
>>712151444
kek
>>712150178
I see nothing wrong with this equation
>>712146719
Lost. Clinton-big.
>>712147024
I HATE THIS UNFUNNY PIECE OF SHIT REEEEEEEEE
>>712154243
Fucking kill yourself
Garrrugahhh
>>712147915
>>712148946
i practiced martial arts all my life (not as sport but as a proper martial art) and even thoug it's funny to see i believe that alloweing people like him to compete or anything is pointless, they can't be judged and they can't fight (and combat is the basis of martial arts so...) damn it could even be considered insulting to the art itself.
Well, he could do it for spiritual reasons tho', then it would be perfect, no problem with that, but if that's the case there are much better ways, in martial arts the spiritual development is achieved largely in combat or training
>>712154243
yeah. i'd give her a cuddle
>>712154243
hurr i imply that i would rape a little girl to make other people believe i am edgy while i'm just a lonely neckbeard who is ashamed to go out of the door IRL
>>712149282
kek
>>712152861
kek
Aww
>>712152040
>FUCK BOAR
>>712154243
Its maybe cute but hot ?
>>712149905
never watched that show but some dude used to request things of that character in draw threads. Why is it called LORD dominator but looks like a lady?
>>712154243
She will be hot*
>>712154243
Very yummy
>>712154243
this, i mean i would not rape her but i do find her arousing
rip
>>712153816
Moar
>>712153606
No wonder they're so broke all the time. You are supposed to use it to buy food you fucking apes, not eat it AS food.
>>712154838
Youre the guy in a group who tells bad jokes. Thats why no one ever laughs or loves you anon.
>>712152044
damn man youre life must be on such a higher tier than his
>>712154456
Ahh my sides
>>712154389
so much bs
what kind of martial arts? no matter if you take kung fu or karte or judo, the first thing TRADIONALLY would be to make spiritual improvements. first you have to be on a certain level with you mind before you start any actual combat training.
just because in the west they don't give a shit, because they wanna see results asap and they view martial arts more as form of self defense instead of self improvement, doesn't mean that has anything to do with martial arts as it was mean.
>>712155032
I bet you unironically own a kimono and katana
Daily reminder starting a thread on /pol/ with pic related gets you permabanned.
Why?
Ask /pol/.
>>712153590
so just barely then?
>>712153606
they're all making fun of one black guy that actually ate money in a video. They're basically spoofing him.
>>712151444
lost
>>712154838
brevity is the soul of wit. You should have stopped after the first sentence.
>>712155090
yeah sure. and i post in claim your waifu thread.
check out how long you have to stay in a buddhist temple, before they teach you any martial art. don't be suprised if it is like 2 years.
you perception of reality is maybe not reality.
>>712154389
But the important thing is that you've managed to use this handicapped fellow to make yourself feel better. Congratulations.
>>712154490
Early on Lord Dominator was this huge magma dude in spiky armor robes. After a season or two the protagonist-antagonist zapped Dom's helmet off, and lo and behold..
T'was a hot green chick.
>>712153438
REEEEEEEE is the same in English as in whatever language you're speaking?
Interesting.
>>712155032
You speak truth, but the improvement in martial arts, like it or not, is not achieved by tardspasms and quick punches or kicks. The way of learning, and mastering said art is by the understanding and perfecting of the flow of energy, thought and movement (which translates to punches and kicks)
>>712145477
I have mixed feelings about this image
>>712152040
>filename
kek
>>712152295
>Being a retard
>Insult people
>Walk away immediately not allowing them to retort
What a faggot
>>712149212
lost
>>712150178
thats legal in Australia
>>712153483
>implying he has balls
>>712150178
>maths teacher
>>712147153
holy fuck this was entertaining
>>712147915
Can't he land wrong and pop his nuts or something?
>>712155096
She was pretty fuckable even into her 50's. I bet she could knot cherry stems with her colon.
>>712146856
Funny, until you realise his life is better then yours.
>>712150178
>A Pepe a Day Keeps the Cancer Away
yufukinseryuswithis?
>>712156127
True dat
I wouldn't mind me some loli Hillary
You know those lolis from rich families get up to some crazy shit too
>>712155096
Fuck off ctr
>>712147915
well, there goes my sides
>>712156383
Kek couldn't have said they were on a walk or something. First graders always go on walks.
>>712146554
I don't get it
>>712153816
>tumblr nose
>>712156896
>>712154621
savage
>>712150167
Inderdaad want ze komen er helaas gewoon doorheen.
>>712155389
It's dutch. I read dutch once, but i've lost most of it so i can barely understand what they are talking about. I think it might be about the flag not using the right colours or something.
>>712154456
now I realize something is terribly wrong with me, because I laughed a long time at this. fuck you /b
>>712154389
You can't even spell. I have serious doubts about your fighting prowess.
>>712157449
Fakest shit get it outta here
>>712157597
It is an art installation. Does that really count as fake if it is not trying to look real?
>>712147018
NL is a kingdom not a republic
Kaas
>>71214666
My dick is erect.
>>712157597
Captain obvious comes to save the day once more
>>712146719
Ralo?
>>712155695
No, age of consent is 16 but this doesn't apply to teachers and people in positions of authority.
Also: as if two 17 year olds stop fucking in america until they're both 18. kek
>>712145477
i've got just the thing ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRPTz1Iija4&feature=youtu.be
>712154784
pedo
>>712154367
Lost
>>712157969
lost
>>712148946
Mr. Hall is that you? It's Will from h.s. badminton
>>712158250
Most likely cp, judging by the responses.
I thankfully didnt see it, so i cant be sure.
>>712157969
america will finally be great again
>>712146243
separate it into small pieces first
>>712146243
what if its green-ish
>>712146587
this is cancer
>>712155096
Maybe because you spammed it nonstop?
>>712154621
It's important to donate to the Ronald McDonald House because they do good work and the McDonald's corporation gives practically nothing to their namesake charity.
>>712158250
Someone just said
>But seriously. She's kind of hot.
>>712148946
its like women in the workplace or blacks in school
>its a joke
>>712157969
kek mexican little shit
>>712158250
It was a crying child with the caption "You can cry all you want"
"But it won't make you unraped"
>>712145477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zMsUYTriUVQ
>>712158626
>>712158798
That's probably the only time that unfunny shit has gotten any sort of a positive reaction out of me
>>712156896
Yep, that's because they cry all the time.
>>712145477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1ngAJjhic0
>>712152040
WARPIGS
>>712154490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6yZlGoD5rA
>>712148946
Get the fuck out normie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bThgXICzF7s
this one might be too edgy for some of you
>>712159540
>>712145477
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P40CC9T91Bc
>>712147024
SUFI
https://youtu.be/jPcC_1jkgNk
>>712158798
Kys
>>712157924
"Many states have Romeo and Juliet laws to protect a consensual sexual relationship between an adult and a minor, but only if the couple is within three years of each other and over the age of 14."
>>712153543
nice edges dude, really funny!
the image does not bother me, but the fact you just post it to be some edgy 15 year old faggot really gets me. just fuck off to 9fag or reddit you faggot.
>>712154784
ip chek'd ;)
m8 ur better be ready you sick fuck.
Pedo Murderer spainish crew m8
>>712157449
>I laughed at smth bad, something is wrong with me
GTFO, normie
>>712158798
ooooooooooooo xd
>>712156383
my sides
>>712158798
7/10
would giggle again
>>712158798
Not even mad
>>712146719
"wowdamelm"
>>712160582
ayy hol up
*smacks lips
is that be sum wowdamelm
>>712153242
>>712153254
>>712153583
>>712153606
You dastardly nigger, you just stole these from a thread a few hours ago.
archived.moe/b/thread/712119657/#712123652
>>712158798
Kek
>>712147785
Holy shit i lost
OC
>>712146669
Fuck, is this for real?
I'm most reluctantly happy.
>>712158727
>Fun is at max
>Got a good night's sleep
tok pek
>>712160635
sup mah nigga
*smacks lips*
that be a nice lookin wowdamelm
*collects welfare*
where da white wimmin at?
>>712152485
You know what... good for this fucking guy! First time seeing the actual video- have laughed at the gif many times, but I'll give this fucker some respect for giving it a shot! The roundhouse kick was awesome.
>>712145477
>>712147153
Listening to Hungarian Rhapsody while watching this is oddly relaxing
>>712147915
jesus i was glad my tooth stopped hurting. thanks for no side and tooth hurting again.q
>>712158798
(you)
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>>712162995
>>712163029
saemfeg
>>712149212
Where do you fags find filenames on WebM's?
>>712163161
>>712146719
when did the whole watermelon/black thing start?
>>712153606
I was expecting pictures of welfare offices.
>>712156056
Kekd
>>712146856
he must be part of some campus police force
>>712146856
mind you 'tards' (no offense) can actually be quite strong and intimidating when they start raging so he probably does quite well on the job
>>712146856
Osiffer downs! I weepeet Osiffer downs!
Fix it.
>>712147153
the WoW legion special edition 'Skinless chicken' mount
>>712146554
Pussy <3's Weiner
>>712150178
16x2=34..so if he carries the 1 he is good to go
>>712146719
> mfw watermelon season is here
Fuck me, I am a transnigger, just realized.
>>712152040
gettin that bacon
>>712163309
Glad to live in an actual aryan country where blonde girls hate niggers and want them dead like any other non-cucked white person.
>>712147018
Juurghen huurgen pass the jerggins
>>712156896
kek
>>712153985
the 23rd pol fusiliers
>>712153816
dat website
>>712163954
>>712163954
Who this bitches? Nah man, they would also take black cock by the meter.
>>712164245
>would molest
>>712147915
I hopw this isn't supposed to be a self defense class. I just can't see a mugger looking at this guy and thinking, "this guy's life is obviously great. I'm gonna rob him."
>>712164245
that's a 2 bagger. One for her and one for me. and turn the lights out
>>712161621
>OC
no kidding
>>712146719
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yT-j1N2iBLQ
>>712147915
How can u keep a straight face?
>>712163954
what country/?
>My FB fap
>>712164784
U S and A
>>712164784
South Africa
>>712160022
Are you fucking retarded? The OP specifically stated this is an offensive ylyl thread. Wtf did you expect?
>>712152880
It's the only way he can hold his pants up.
>>712152295
He looks like a pedophile.
>>712162550
>sides on orbit right now
>>712147915
the vid is boring, but lost so hard to the filename
>>712158798
got me
>>712147915
He cant even wear his belt around his waist. Lol
>>712164058
>kite not kike
>>712155894
as a teacher, I can tell you that it's not. There are laws in every developed country that protects students from "abuses of power" from teachers. In other words, even if you're a high school teacher and your student is 19, you're still not allowed to date/bang them.
>>712157966
I laughed a little...
>>712165140
>>712164828
>>712164058
>>712163309
>>712165651
lost
>>712165817
It's over with hatred, thus, (no?)
>>712160798
Is this your first YLYL?
>>712147153
>no donkey kong country music
>>712165908
learn to english
>>712165908
Shall not go for win, go to love and lose it your way : a great open mind shall lose because he found truth true outside... And lost in front of himself...
>>712146243
Lost
>>712165533
You're not allowed to date them as your teacher, but there's no rules about two adults fucking outside the framework of the shcool or work system.
It's don't ask don't tell. It's only to avoid bad publicity. The schools and colleges don't give a fuck about people having consensual sex with each other. They care about bad headlines.
>>712153646
>that bandwagon
>>712160798
r u from funnyjunk?
To anyone who thinks this thread is bad; once upon a time this thread would have literally been pics of gore and baby corpses getting raped, ask an old fag they can confirm. /b/ used to actually have no rules. Someday it will be an educational tool for primary schoolers.
>>712159871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHqd0OV15iI
Witness ME!
>>712166086
>but there's no rules about two adults fucking outside the framework of the shcool or work system.
If you're currently a teacher in a class they have, or at a school they attend, you're legally not allowed to fuck them. Simple as that.
You have a "position of power" over them, they can "look up to you" etc etc which is why those laws exist; to protect them from abuses.
>>712146719
kek
>>712166086
Not true
>>712147153
it'd be better with KFC commercial muzak in background
>>712166403
the fuck?
>>712147915
dat filename
>inb4 this a cringey thread?
>>712161621
fuckin got me
>>712152040
why the dude is porking the pig (like former minister Cameron)?
>>712166403
>>712164907
please explain how that's funny?
it's not even offensive
>>712161621
But kan you really OD on POTASSIUM!!
CAN EVEN??
>>712166583
It's some boys club shit, son. Let me tell you.
If you know any offshore drill workers you can ask them about this to confirm, but in a lot of places there's this old cultural bullshit called "hazing" which originally was built to destroy weak links in the group.
I don't know about spraypaint like this, but offshore they do that with pipe dope. It's like this greasy sludge that's used to seal pipes, and they swap a big sloppy slather of it all over your ass as a joke or "initiation" or "hazing" in a lot of places.
Honestly? I think it's closet faggot bullshit for some really depressed gayfags.
>>712163848
16x2 is 32 you moon cricket.
>>712147915
it's like watching a shitty wind up toy jump around.
>>712161621
you
>>712152880
hes a blackbelt in partial arts
>>712166877
nice dubs.
Wow, that's some fucked up shit. Thanks anon, for the education there.
>>712145477
Lol
>>712157969
>>712147153
>>712147018
lost
>>712166813
underrated post
>>712166403
Rise of the silver surfer
>>712146828
no nigger attached to the burning cross
I am disappoint
>>712151444
check'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HATLQEqLTf0
>:3
>>712153103
>>712153103
>There's a reason it's called arts. Most people who praction this stuff do it for spiritual reasons.
ok
>>712163552
Accept for anger controll i think? And maybe socializing?
>>712154243
i agree!
>>712164691
>sees unfunny post
>via 9fag
>Please be a troll
>>712146856
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66a4PssMt4U
>>712149432
underrated
>>712167093
fucking kek
>>712151444
triples
>>712158798
faggot
>>712146719
Snoop Dogg when he was 2
>>712166403
what's that bizarre ballsack-shaped egg near his poo hole?
>>712166403
>>712166877
that "hazing" also happened some times until 1980's in Cantieri Metallurgici Italiani SpA, as a treatment for informer faggots and gay dudes -- the dicks were painted as well.
>>712153606
Those notes end up in your wallet
>>712168410
in the form of negro shit
>>712159871
yoooo mesforum my nigga waddup
>>712164176
Iain Dowie, what a handsome fucker
