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Waifu claiming thread
Previous: >>711676651
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Most important: Have fun!
>>711694796
And you're waifu is a backstabbing slut.
Post more feet.
Kurumi claimed
>>711695077
>pantsu queen
>not lewd
I think not.
Stuff I try not to think about.
~Shiro
Claim
ur waifu not a slut but you are
>>711695077 (Shiro)
Huh, sind recht hübsch gemacht, aber ich geh sicher nicht durch all diesen Aufwand.
>>711695425
Oooooh! Nice one!
>>711695425
Your waifu smells.
カラミチーマス
>>711695559
Are you picking a fight?
You're waifu is a chuuni cuck who cries for herself when she makes herself lose. Best or not, she's a loser.
Shiro claimed.
>>711695134 (Du) (Du)
>Peanut Caramel
Klingt ekelhaft klebrig.
>die woche ist wieder besser, denke ich
Na immerhin.
>>711695425
k
>>711695452
>I think not.
You tryna square, mate?
You know what kind of stuff I don't like to think about? Herpes.
>>711695520
>All den Aufwand.
Geh auf Deviantart, such nach den paar Leuten die nicht zu Sonic und Pferden masturbieren und zahl ihnen einen Hungerlohn. So mach ich das auch.
>>711695685
Well, you really are one to talk.
Always bragging about how she'd be your waifu if that sore disgusting loser wasn't around.
>>711695775
Square who? You?
Yea, that's not a very pleasant thought.
I dc for 2 minutes and fiora is 9/1 :o
>>711695778
>Tomoko wins
>Ruri loses, again
But Ruri isn't my waifu, now, is she?
>>711695502
Yes you are
>>711695775
>Deviantart
>Die nicht zu Sonic und Pferden masturbieren
Huh, das wird wohl ne Weile dauern.
>>711695447
why are her eyes different?
>>711695488
cute
>>711695502
yes I am :o
>>711695858
Post again but in english this time
>>711695860
It's funny how you can't even see the irony in waifu'ing a girl that is supposed to be disgustingly unattractive.
>>711695878
no im not
>>711695949
more slutty than kyle? :o
>>711695968
Just because you don't play League doesn't mean it's not english.
>>711695968
I was playing League of Legends as Janna and my wifi exploded so I had to leave for about 2 minutes
and when I came back, the enemy Fiora went from 0/1/0 to 9/1/3
she was very strong and we lost :o
>>711696003
he's not an anal slut like me :3
>>711695996
Please. Tomoko is average, she just doesn't gussy up like Ruri does.
If Tomoko did take the time to care more about her image she would be on par with Ruri, no question.
>>711695949
One is a clock
>>711696161
that must feel amazing on your dick :o
>>711696109
tomoko is very cute
>>711695949
I know
>>711696003
Yes you are
>>711696050
I don't waste my time on it. I waste my time here instead
>>711696092
I still don't get it but ok
>>711696092
how do you become a anal slut? :o
>>711696245
no u
i bet you like 3d women
>>711696109
Bah.
Handshake?
>>711696245
it's ok sonic I still love you
>>711696291
you gotta suck on your fingers and finger your ass :o
>>711695854
Neither is the plague in the 1340s. Horrible icebreaker.
How about a more uplifting topic?
>>711695942
Durchaus eine schwierige Mission, das gebe ich zu. Ich glaube es ist die letzten Jahre noch schlimmer geworden, aber gibt es eine Alternative?
>>711696109
Dem eyebags doe.
>>711696109
That's horribly impractical. You can't check the time without ripping your eye out, and if you try to use a mirror it's all wrong.
>>711696346
>>711696291
I don't. Women are too much work for no point
>>711696366
It's not sonic it's sonikeem or something
>>711696366
:o
super lewd
>>711696472
so you like men? :o
>>711696378
I won't lie. I have a thing for tired, stressed eyes. Also her eye color is fucking beautiful.
>>711696525
No i like 2D
>>711696472
I thought it was tomoyoyoaatatattt
>>711696525
how big is your dick? :o
>>711696662
It's everything
>>711696378
Uh sure. I like dogs. Do you? I want a German Shepherd.
>>711696623
do you not like killer memestar?
>>711696662
small but not as small as yours :o
>>711696378
Joa, ich könnte ein paar Leute fragen die ich persönlich kenne. Kenne jemanden die jedes ihrer Cosplays selbst anfertigt. Ne andere die immer Fanartikel selbst macht von dem was sie gerade überhyped, etc
>>711696534
Not gonna lie, I can totally understand that.
>>711696794
inches? :o
>>711696724
you're my everything
>>711696794
No
>>711696900
Ok then
>>711696900
i don't know i have never measured it :o
>>711696938
lets get rooight into the noose
>>711696821 K(You)ko
those titties seem a bit too big for normal kyouko
>>711696938
can I give you a hug?
>>711696991
measure it then ya dingus :o
>>711696853
I don't know exactly what it is, but god damn it makes me diamonds.
>>711697114
Mm, I guess so.
>>711696534
>I have a thing for tired, stressed eyes.
Kinda kinky, but I've seen worse.
>Also her eye color is fucking beautiful.
That I can agree on.
>>711696768
Dogs are far superior to cats.
Well trained dogs protect and serve humans in numerous ways, help out the police and military and are loyal to the death. Well trained cats can poop in a box.
The Schäferhund sure is a fine choice. Why not get one today?
>>711696853
>Cosplays
Leider läuft Chara in einem ausgeleierten Pulli und einer Cordhose rum, lohnt den Aufwand kaum.
>Fanartikel
Schon besser. Hype sie auf Undertale und tausche Figuren gegen 'Gefälligkeiten'.
>>711697114
Push-up bra and wisely chosen camera angle. All them bitches know about the angles.
>>711696991
You first
>>711697132
Sure
>>711697163
*gropes titties*
>>711697302
>Hype sie auf Undertale und tausche Figuren gegen 'Gefälligkeiten'.
wieso verkaufst du jetzt Chara? und wieso bekomme ich nichts vom geld ab?
>>711697302
Attraction to eyes is kinky? I thought it was kinda.. normal.
Really the only color of eyes I don't like is brown. So basic.
>>711697302
No moneys.
>>711697155
Hmm... I wonder too... reminds me, I gotta ask my professor when I'm allowed to make an actual study
I think the reason why one would like those eyes is a typical instinct, you want to protect the thing that is the same species as you and what could need more protection but something that is stressed, tired and burnt out?
>>711697496
>Only color of eyes I don't like is brown
>so basic
No u
>>711697302
>Hype sie auf Undertale
Da muss ich wirklich nichts machen
>>711697707
It's possible about the instinctual thing. I will say that her eyes are what captivated me almost immediately.
And brown eyes are everywhere here in Texas.
>>711697493
>wieso verkaufst du jetzt Chara?
Weil man sonst nicht an die Figuren ran kommt, ist doch klar.
>geld
Gibt kein Geld. Erst in Phase Zwei.
>>711697496
Eyes are normal, tired, stressed bags ain't.
>brown
If it's yellow, let it mellow.
If it's brown, flush it down.
Best advice for saving water, immigration policies and apparently eye colors.
>>711697570
How many moneys would it be? I honestly got no idea.
>>711697707
Befeuere den Hype erneut, um einen Schwall an Arbeitsamkeit zu erzeugen!
Google your waifu's name + meme
>>711698070
road centre
>>711697903
Same here, sadly Tomokos personality didn't get to me.
And with the current imigration problem brown eyes are that much more often to be seen here too
... I like my brown eyes though
>>711697994
>Befeuere den Hype erneut
Ach komm schon, ein get dunked on video später ist die Sache erledigt
>>711698228
typed my captcha in the post field again, god dammit
>>711698070
This is the only thing that is even like a meme
>>711698271
Eh, her personality is just a huge defense mechanism.
I have brown eyes IRL too. That's another reason I feel they are basic.
>>711698336
small boobs are good
>>711698228
rape me? :o
>>711697994
>Gibt kein Geld. Erst in Phase Zwei.
ich dachte du wärst ein besserer Geschäftsmann, man zahlt bei körperlichen Dienstleistungen immer im vorraus
I wanna be very gay
like no one ever was
to catch homophobes is my real test
to educate them is my cause
I will travel across the land
searching far and wide
teach homophobes to understand
the SAGA that's inside
>>711698329
the tongue lover part of me gets really horny with this
>>711698070
>>711698348
Hmm... never saw it that way, still I couldn't watch 1 episode straight without abandoning it halfway through
Well, to be fair there are different kinds of brown eyes. I really like those light brown eyes while the dark brown eyes, which remind you more of black, are not my thing.
Same with any other eye color tbh. The lighter, the more I like it. Especially with blue.
>>711698070
>
>>711698688
wtf is there so many baby sachi memes? :o
>>711697994
I've got no clue. I'm pretty sure you buy animals, right?
And I don't know my apartment's policy on pets or dogs. We already have a cat, don't know if you can have more than one pet in the house.
>>711698753
idk :o
>>711698428
This came up when i searched for FAST meme
>>711698070
Epic
>>711698990
>2012
of course.
>>711698271
Die Videos sind überall, aber warum!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRDCaJCZrzs
>>711698529
Nein, nein, das erste Tütchen ist immer Umsonst. Wir müssen ihn ja erstmal auf den Geschmack bringen.
>>711698564
>>no one ever was
>>to catch homophobes
>no
>homo
Nice try, but you're as straight as night is dark.
>>711698819
A German Sheppard could easily kill the cat though.
Also I know someone who got himself a police dog who was got hurt for free. It had a little limp once in a while but that got a lot better soon and I assure you that dog was hella well trained. Maybe you can get a deal like that as well.
>>711698990
I want to gouge my eyes out :o
>>711698869
stop! trump is gonna deport me, don't support him :(
>>711698928
your waifu is fast?
>>711699135
I'm pansexual
>>711699135
I was also thinking about maybe a Great Dane.
I don't understand this whole dog thing. But I know I want one.
I don't have any police friends.
>>711699135
Wenn du Sans sparest, dann bringt er dich um. Es kommt eine andere death musik und anstatt des typischen "don't lose hope" oder sonstwas steht stattdessen "geeeeeeeet dunked on"
>>711699205
FAST,png
>>711699205
Okay, that is a little gay.
>>711699255
>Great Dane
They look hella weird though. Also they eat faces more often than Shepherds do.
>>711699324
>the memes!
Vielleicht sollte ich das auch mal spielen.
kek
>>711699390
I like tomyoyoyoaa better not this bad meme :(
>>711699611
I'm a liberal :o
>>711699589
I'm as gay as shiro is adorable, stampede
>>711699737
Why would you insult my meme?
>>711699611
How would Darwins evolution theory stand in the way of racial equality?
It's surviving of the fittest, not the whitest
>>711699589
Solange du nicht zu tief ins fandom eintauchst kann ich es nur empfehlen
>>711699205
but i support memes :o
>>711699903
I don't like the meme, but I like you...
>>711699966
why would you support a mean meme? :o
>>711699737
You sure is, Caligula, don't let anybody tell you otherwise :-*
>>711699611
She's not wrong though.
>>711699954
Lässt es einen seine Sexualität und sein Geschlecht in Frage stellen?
>>711700002
So close!
How does it feel to date a cartoon Virgins?
cant decide rather have both
>>711699589
I have no problem with face eating.
>>711700104
jesus christ those necks
>>711700098
:-o
>>711700050
I like you too
>>711700179
Why not neither?
>>711700050
mean memes are the best memes :o
>>711700104
how's the class today?
>>711700104
Pretty good, fam.
Isn't it your Birthday today?
Happy birthday.
>>711700262
thank you very much :)
I would give you a very big hug if I could
>>711700291
but those memes hurt my feelings :o
>>711700098
Sein Geschlecht nicht, nein.
Seine sexuelle Orientierung wenn du diesen einen blöden Roboter magst
>>711700104
We have a happy relationship
>>711700104
I don't know but I can tell you how it felt to fuck your girlfriend faggot
>>711700346
You could just do *Gives you a very big hug*
>>711700492
*gives you a very big hug*
but I want to hug you in person, and other things :o
>>711700456
cute pic, nice dead pikachu
>>711700193
I heard it's painful though.
What about Huskies? They are white.
>>711700456
>Roboter
Maschinen sind nur Gegenstände und folglich immer okay, unabhägig von ihrer Erscheinung. Sonst wäre es ja auch schwul sich einen 40cm langen Dildo in den Hintern zu schieben während man Strapse trägt und quiekt. Und das will nun wirklich niemand behaupten.
>>711700706
Huskies are pretty cool. Expensive too.
>They are white.
What did he mean by this?
>>711700580
It's a Mimikyu
>>711700706
Dann wirst du mit dem Spiel keinerlei Probleme haben und es höchstwahrscheinlich mögen wie alle anderen normalen Menschen auch.
>>711700466
Oh I'm sure a fat neckbeard in a Waifu thread did that lol
>>711700801
you should lay off the sweets, or your legs will get bigger :o
what starter are you choosing?
>>711700580
are you a roastie
Boring thread
>>711700774
>Expensive
A thorough internet search of about 1 minute lead me to a number of sites that sell Husky pups for 300 to 500 Euros. Sure ain't cheap, but that's just a couple cents per day if it lives long enough. You will spend more on food.
>What did he mean?
They are highly intelligent and loyal.
>>711700801
Ich lade es gerade herunter. Ich hoffe das sind nicht 120mb Viren.
>>711700580
What other things? -_-
>>711701199
Homuroller.
>>711701163
What makes it boring?
>>711701163
i löve yöu
>>711700879
Either the fire or water Starter
Most likely the water though
>lay of the sweets
Never
I don't want a wrestling cat on my team
>>711701199
Ne, keine Sorge, den Teil mit Viren ist seperat erhältlich
Post pictures of head pat.
>>711701458
>>711700098
Repeating digits mean nothing to me! Last time I got quints everyone just spam posted lewds -_-
>>711701199
I just don't have the money available right now. And I don't think my parents want another pet.
>>711701263
Same subjects everyday.
Nothing new.
>>711701458
>>711701458
>>711701263
Rolling right now!
How's it going, Homutraitor?
>>711701342
"Nur zwei Rassen: Menschen und Monster". Wieso sind Menschen eine Rasse und dann alle andern eine andere?
>>711701458
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>>711701543
Digit are live!
>just spam posted lewds
>just lewds
How dare you! No lewds for you!
>>711701602
1. Throw the cat under a bus.
2. Come crying to your parents.
3. Demand Husky puppy.
>>711701816
Schwarze zählen doch auch unter Menschen. Genau wie Echsen und Drachen beide unter Monster zählen
>>711701816
It's going fine, hope you're doing good too.
I started watching NGNL a while ago, so far it's pretty good.
Shiro is very head pattable.
>>711701649
Maybe you can introduce a new subject.
>>711701816
I like the cat.
I don't cry.
And I don't like asking for things, let alone demanding.
>>711701163
why not just leave? :o
>>711701992
>You want some love, don't you?
Too real! Make it stop!
>Schwarze zählen doch auch unter Menschen.
Da sag ich mal lieber nichts zu.
>>711702142
Glad you enjoy it! It'll get a movie next year, and hopefully a second season.
>Shiro is very head pattable
She sure is! Shame that she is not real and I'll be forever cursed to watch without the slightest chance of ever touching her.
So here's some more hat patting!
>>711702199
>I like the cat.
Yea, yea, and I like little girls, but without mugging one or two ever so often I couldn't afford nice things like sweets and pantsu.
>>711702350
Because there is nothing out there for us. Never.
>>711702489
Seems like a good source of money.
>>711702489
>Shame that she is not real and I'll be forever cursed to watch without the slightest chance of ever touching her.
VR with tactile feedback might become a thing
that is pretty much the same as touching
>>711701816
I didn't want them to!
Fucking love annoying female characters
Fuu takes the crown.
>>711702489
Zu Untermenschen vielleicht, aber noch immer Menschen!
>>711702693
Let us wait for those glorious days!
https://youtu.be/661VpuFgSkg
https://youtu.be/VfsKI6v_Xr4
>>711702622
I also safe a lot of money for hookers this way.
>>711702693
I just want the Matrix to be real. I would pay all the money I mugged to have my senses melt away there.
>>711702703
>Denial
It's okay, we're all friends here.
>>711702808
Sind Lurche Unterdrachen?
Late claim
>>711695559
No u
>>711701677
>No Saber headpat image saved
;_;
>>711703118
Wannabedrachen!
>>711703118
Child hookers?
Wanna do her so fucking hard.
>>711703284
Wannabemenschen!
>>711703363
No that would be immoral! It was teenage hookers.
There is no reason to pay the child, it can't hurt you anyway.
>>711702877
That one isn't included in neither Xen or Mutant. It has a sorta danceable sound even though it's heavy. Nice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUWN1q0gAPY
>>711702489
You can be with her in your mind, imagination is a powerful power.
>>711701458
>>711703636
Ah, nice.
I should move to Bumfuck, Brazil so I can pay some child prostitutes to love me forever. Care to join?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oey4pS_Vh5o
>>711703186
I don't think people draw Saber getting patted much.
>>711703927
I don't even.
>>711704055
I just get lonely sometimes and want people to love me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35k5Rq6eZzc
>>711703819
Only when amplified by drugs!
>>711703927
No, sorry, but I like my children pure and not black. A ticket to Brasil might be about as much as a Husky Puppy though, so chose carefully!
>>711704202
I want you to know that there are people who love you!
Not me, but I'm sure someone somewhere.
>>711704574
Then how about some Vatican City girls? I'm sure they're pure and not black.
I think they'd be more common in Brazil though.
>someone somewhere.
Good enough for me.
>>711704574
Isn't that all the time?
>>711704202
This is the kind of video that confirms there's nothing weird about waifuism.
>>711704055
>>711703922
I found one
Finally, updated my folder full of Chara pics. I'm over the 400 mark
>>711704963
Cute.
>>711705165
i just need one more pic to get 30 pics of mine
>>711705260
God damn Jibril you are one slow motherfucker
>>711705391
I'm not jibril
>>711705165
Why have more than 50 pictures of a temporary waifu?
>>711704818
Who told you about the Vatican girls!? How would a heretic know!?
>>711704906
Unfortunately they aren't that cheap.
>>711705165
Blaze it!
>>711705536
Wew, lad.
>>711705580
They can be more reasonable if you grow your own.
>>711705536
I have more than 50 pics of a lot of characters that are not Miku.
>>711705516
My bad then, who are you?
>>711705536
Your love must not be true then!
Nah, since I believe finding one real waifu needs much longer than a fucking week. So it's not all that dumb to horde pictures of the second best waifu you have for 1+ year
>>711705718
How's it going?
>>711705760
>
>>711705812
I don't know
>>711705183
No u
>>711705580
Heretic? How and when did this happen?
>>711705878
Oh
>>711705898
Fine, both.
Post more belly.
>>711705878
Nope, don't know who you are. Are you new here? Welcome then! I hope you enjoy your stay
>>711706147
I'm glad we had this conversation
>>711706109
>Belly
Good taste
>>711705391
>>>>>>>>>>>
<<<<<<<<<<<
>>711706109
>Post more belly.
This statement will never be wrong.
>>711706235
I'm not new, i've been here since june/july-ish
>>711706268
So am i
>>711705752
Clever thinking, but my flat is poorly isolated.
>>711705954
Did you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior? And also that there is nothing in the bible against doing little girls?
>>711706564
I did not accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior. BUT I did do the thing with the little girls and the bible.
>>711706109
>Belly
Nice
>>711706377
God damn, not even 100
>>711706424
Dear god why don't I remember talking to you then?
>>711706791
We haven't talked before
>>711706356
>>711706377
>>711706791
>>711706887
>
>>711706564
That sucks. Germany is the country where I met more supposedly growers in the web by far.
>>711706783
>not accepting Jesus Christ
>>711706973
That could also be the reason. How did you find your way in here? From where is your waifu?
>>711707284
I don't remember. I guess i just found the thread on /b/ and clicked it. She's from Inou-Battle wa Nichijou-kei no Naka de
>>711706783
You will burn in hell.
But until then you will have a hell of a good time in Brasil!
>>711707212
You can tell by the roofs during winter.
That's it for me, folks, have a good night and god bless the Reich.
>>711707536
Forgot pic
>>711707580
I like good times. They consist of good things. Good things are good and make me happy.
>>711707536
>>711707588
Never heard of it. What's it about? Seems like School Slice of Life.
>>711706791
>Dear god why don't I remember talking to you then?
weil du nie hier bist :'(
>God damn, not even 100
>
>>711707580
Nini pantsu queen.
>>711707212
put some pants on. The fire rises miku.
>>711707855
Some people get super powers and stuff happens. I don't know what i can say without giving spoilers
>>711707938
You just named that one 120 an still don't have 100!
>>711708028
I'm probably not gonna watch it, but okay.... oh wait, it was that one. I think I saw one or two episodes of it
>>711708231
I didn't like the anime and i've forgot pretty much everything that happens in it
>>711707212
I wish Rory had more belly.
>>711707212
>
Little lewd there
>>711708545
Then why a waifu from an anime you didn't like?
>>711708848
Because i like the waifu not the anime. And because i couldn't find any other waifu
>>711708920
Forgot pic
>>711708710
Just a little is tasteful, I don't post those too often anyway.
>>711708624
Don't worry, cute little bellies deserve just as much love.
>>711708231
>>711708624
Same tbh
>>711707992
Kimono
>>711709075
>>711708920
>>711708949
Oh, I see, what do you like about her so much?
>>711709065
Post screenshot of folder full of waifu pics!
I'm not believing you!
