Waifu claiming thread.
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>>711695354
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>711709035
i want to cuddle with miku under a blanket
>>711709532
same
Claim
>>711709458
I don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsiAsTa0oEI
>>711709484
>>711709735
>>711709735
>>711709458
>>711709987
Post some lewds
>>711709987
I recognize some of those lewds.
>>711709035
More belly pics. They're either lewd or covered.
>>711709987
Okay, you have more than 100 pics of your waifu but...
>Sexualising the waifu
Disgusting
>>711709673
Oh... that's rather sad
>>711710254
>belly
>>711710156
well there isn't much and most of it isn't really save worthy
69 and something else don't exist but who cares
>>711710562
>>711710146
no why would i?
>>711710562
>Disgusting
it's a bit mean how you can say that about my waifu
The only one for me.
>>711710890
Besides the fact that your waifu is indeed disgusting, I actually meant that you are disgusting. You save lewds of your waifu!
>>711710779
Utterly disgusting anon
カラミチーマス
>>711710562
I know. I should probably get a new waifu when i find one
>>711710890
because i need to masturbate
>>711711524
how is it disgusting?
>>711711754
oh look, a Makoto
>>711711568
Calamity Masu
>>711711671
Lewds of waifus are a no no! We are not some barbarians, we are civilized weebs!
![Syndra [159].png](https://i.imgur.com/GXvLkcE.png "Syndra [159].png")
>>711711754
Wild Mage appears
>>711711524
>ist gemein zu mir
ok
>>711710254
>>711712471
shhh, it's okay, I still love you
Check em
>>711712471
Hey Jibril.
>>711712659
Hey Chara.
>>711712541
Hey Best Sword.
>>711713224
Hey there Flan
>>711713395
How are you? I am fine if you have to ask. Eating some shit ramen from the store because I don't want to buy a third burg from the restaurant.
>>711713429
Hey there mean retard.
>>711711931
Oh look, a Chara.
>>711712348
Had another session last night. Not nearly as long. Got a sik ass staff though.
>>711713621
I was at home the whole day since I caught a cold yesterday. So I'm fine but nothing really happened.
Next time you could just buy bread, some sausage and cheese. Preheat oven, cut bread in slices, put sausage then cheese on top, put in oven. Takes 10 minutes, beats both shit Ramen and shit Burg
>>711713982
How are you faring?
>>711713224
Hey Flan
>>711714081
Well, I stayed up way later than normal for no real reason, and my battery was dead when I tried to start my car this morning to take it to the mechanics. All in all, I'm average I suppose.
You?
>>711713982
Oh look, a qt.
>>711714081
I wish we had good sausage. Egypt is shit tbh fam. In Russia I would do this shit a lot: Bread, sausage, mayo/cheese and all in the oven.
>>711714259
How are you feeling today?
>Going to respond very fucking slow since I want to watch BCS now.
>>711709644
Super cute
>>711714535
Pretty good and you?
>>711713982
You must immediately retributive strike it
>>711714671
Good good. Having a shit meal and watching some Better Call Saul.
>>711714467
See previous post.
I'm doing fine
Might update that I'm watching Hellsing Ultimate Abridged now
It's starting golden
>I love you Edward
>I love you too Bella
>*door knocking*
>Apparently Edward goes to the door
>Who is it?
>Edward gets shot, Alucard walks in
>Oh, you know, a REAL fucking Vampire
>>711714535
You could also buy cabanossi and cut it into small pieces, tastes equally good
But you could always spice up your Ramen noodles by cooking it normally and put some extra veggies in or first fry some chicken meat in teriyaki sauce
>>711715130
That is what I do also time from time. Like maybe once in 2 weeks since most of the time I eat outside.
I find the lack of husbandos disturbing.
Is it time for comedy hour with gardy?
>>711714755
THIGHS
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>>711715094
3rd best
>>711715404
Can't you eat at home or what's the reason why you eat outside most of the time?
>>711715130
oh shit, forgot the video link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_297074517&feature=iv&src_vid=0_4nmW5GZhQ&v=TgnIjJexut4
>>711715650
Well this is a pretty good husbando you have there. Xander is pretty top tier!
>>711715678
What did the Gardevoir say to the Ratata?
>>711715678
comedy hours with nazi sexy leek
I am glad Franz Ferdinand got assassinated, it serbed him right
>>711715793
I don't know, you tell me :^)
>>711715804
LEEK HEIL!
Can i have some (You)'s for no reason?
>>711715724
Maybe
>>711715981
For no reason
>>711715977
HEIL
>>711715981
>>711715981
>>711715981
>>711715977
It said "Garde"
You know, that's funny cause it only can say Garde or Gardevoir
>>711715981
Just because it's (You)
>>711716075
Absolutely no reason at all
>>711716102
>>711716102
>>711716102
Thanks
>>711716123
(You) don't even know who i am
>>711716075
What do you mean maybe
How did no one expect hitler to invade Czechaslovakia?! They Prague-ally should have seen that coming!
>>711715981
Here's a (You) for (You)!
>>711716028
Oh, but yessss
>>711716123
Heyyyy
that's pretty good
>When your team gets completly destroyed in PvP and you're the only one who didn't get purple rarity loot
>>711714535
Where?!
>>711714755
I will do no such thing as I don't even know what that it is!
>>711715130
Oh man, that series is great. I wonder if he uploaded another episode this year.
>>711716284
I mean maybe.
>>711716337
(You) gave me 2 (You)'s
>>711716352
Smug cunt
>>711716344
Staff explodes. Maybe you with it.
>>711716532
Have you met me?
>>711716270
Well damn, who are (You) then?
>>711716337
It quite honestly is not, but I was bored
>>711716344
No idea but so far I'm laughing my ass off
One of Napoleon's officers asked Napoleon if he would win Waterloo. Napoleon responded "I cannon I will"
>>711716476
Make that 3
>>711716579
Not in person
>>711715793
I eat outside since I am not the best of cooks and I don't like my food. I like outside food.
>>711716344
I don't know anymore
>
>>711716621
I'm me
>
>>711716654
Ok
>>711716654
I don't get it
What do you call a breeze that lost her husband?
A window
>>711716621
At least it made me laugh
>>711716853
"I cannon I will"
I can and I will
>>711716958
That's not a good joke
>>711716689
You never join the voice chats.
>>711716912
I know a man with 3 penises. His pants fit like a glove.
>>711715977
>>711716337
>>711716654
>Reading all the Puns about World Wars
I shouldn't find these funny
They should make me führerious
>>711716912
Oh well, you're also making me laugh, so we're square
>>711716716
Aww, cooking is fun. Just start with something basic that you can add to anything.
>>711717053
Because I don't want to
>>711717038
What did charles de gaulle do first when France was liberated?
He began to re-paris
>>711717038
that's the point
>>711717053
I am disturbed...
>>711717120
I think you're Reich... I should stop
>>711717120
I tried. Believe me it is fun, just a tiny-bit hard for me. I am better at other things. Like making a nice drink.
>>711717266
FORGOT PIC REEEEEEEEE
>>711717266
I don't get it
>>711717266
Tell a good one then
>>711717316
I forget pics all the time
>>711717467
Forgot pic
>>711717266
Hah, okay then. I don't mind them though
In fact, keep em coming
>>711717304
Oh, drink as in alcoholic drink? I'm bad at that. Probably because I don't drink alcohol
>>711716579
That sounds... less than pleasant.
>>711716621
I see no episode 7. Shame.
>>711716716
RIP
>>711717717
Nice 7 and 1's
what's a German's favourite kind of meat? mos-cow
>>711717467
"re-paris"
repair-is
get it? if you don't you are insufferably slow
>>711717568
Fresh off the chopping block
>>711717841
I thought so but it doesn't make sense to me
>>711717568
I don't drink either, that is actually the reason they turn out great. Do not ask, my boss says I am the best barman he has ever seen. Maybe it's my Russian genes.
>>711717717
Don't "RIP" me... cute.
>>711717127
Your loss m9
>>711717266
You dont get it?
>5 digits
I once made a belt out of watches. It was a complete waist of time.
>>711717717
Well. Theres a 50% chance of ending up in another plane. But you could probably get out of there if you take Plane Shift.
Bad jokes are now mandatrory
The Russians sure were happy when the tides of war turned in their favour. You could even say, they were stalin-glad
>>711717940
I give up on you
>>711717717
All the 7 and no episode 7
How are you in general by the way?
>>711717841
That's barbaric, nowadays we use a guilotine
>>711717952
Huh, that's funny then. Probably a big part is experience which you accumulated over the... weeks? Months? Years? How long are you working there?
>>711718124
Alright, it's "plane" to see I told joke that didn't make much sense, just this once can you let it "fly"?
>>711718175
I gave up on me a long time ago
>>711718283
11 years by now. It is definitely because of my experience. But I did drink before so maybe it is from that knowledge.
>>711717769
Ayyy, didn't notice. Muh 7s.
>>711717952
RIIIIIIIIP!
>NOT CUTE!
>>711718124
Well, we hit level 5. It appears I'm namely going a Control type of sorc with a few AoEs.
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
>>711718283
Watched episode 6, I think I might have overlooked it last year.
Ehhh, in general? Car's down for the count due to the crash, it's awfully hot, I'm a tad aroused, and I'm tired as fuck and want to play Skyrim. So I'd say I'm at least doing above average for the day.
>>711718523
Ok. Love ya.
>>711711931
That'd be what I used to say.
Eh, I'm out of jokes for now. I'll come up with a few more later.
>>711718499
Any particular reason why you stopped drinking?
>>711718523
Well, I didn't watch any of it so far
Well, actually half of it sounds not so god, but it's above average?
>>711718726
And now you say it in moon runes
how are you doing?
>>711718969
My liver got holes in it.
>>711718675
WAT
>>711718969
Great as always!
My life isn't exactly sunshine and... okay, it's a lot of sunshine, but that's not a good thing. I get a lot of bad shit happening, but I make do the best I can.
>>711719212
What? I just said love ya.
QOTT: If there is one thing that would let you improve your life, what would it be?
>>711719096
Well then stop eating fucking needles!
Jokes aside, it's amazing that you're a barmen for 11 years now.
>>711719212
A lot of sunshine but that's a bad thing... Are you allergic to UV rays?
Okay, okay jokes aside, what are the usual problems you have to deal with? Besides a wrecked car
>>711718523
You guys are levelling damn fast. Lightning Bolt is your friend.
Come on, the bad puns are obligatrory at this point.
>>711718969
Doing well. I assume you're doing fine?
>>711719675
Actually thought you said "noodles" because that would make sense. And yes it is amazing but I want to remain bartender until that place closes down since my town does not offer many jobs.
>>711719675
If i had friends
>>711719459
But y tho
>>711719675
As shallow as it sounds. A large sum of money.
>Get my dream car, which isn't expensive
>Go to training for job I want
>Move out of state, to near a certain someone else
>>711719675
I sun burn incredibly easy, and I'm a heavy night person, as is evidenced by the fact that I have a night job.
Mostly stuff relating to the car, family drama that's going around that I'm just trying to keep out of. And money troubles, seeing as I'm a good $5.5k in debt.
>>711719697
Well, for a first time play through, I am improvising like mad, so I've been speeding the DMs scenarios along super fast because of it.
I'm off to the post office for a bit. Be back soon.
>>711719675
Accepting help
>>711719675
My procrastination, I hate myself for it.
>>711720214
>But y tho
You know I love everyone here. Why else?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKS-r3w83vk
>>711719675
Did not notice the QOTT.
Umm.. A good person to understand me and have late night talks with.
>Claimed
>>711719769
Yes, I'm always doing fine!
Anything interesting happening in your life?
>>711719941
I don't think they'd fire you. I mean you're a good bartender and your boss seems to like you
>>711720038
Understandable, but I'm sure you can make friends with some people if you try to
>>711720214
Money can solve and ease a lot of problems since you can't live without money. It is pretty sad actually but it's the way it is
>>711720214
Ouch, that's a large sum. Time will hopefully help with the debt.
What are your family problems if you don't mind me asking?
>>711720215
You have problems with accepting help? Why so? Or do I misunderstand something?
>>711720350
Hmm... I think if you try step by step to procrastinate a bit less you're making progress. So, kinda stop time when you procrastinate and shorten the amount of time when you know how long you usually take...
does that even make sense? I mean it's pretty dumb to tell someone to be more impulsive
>>711720695
Thread here is full of good person I'd assume. What are your problems that you think you can't talk about here?
>>711720769
I'm really not sociable and i don't go outside much. I only have a few friends here aswell
Claimed.
>>711720769
I am talking about it closing down. The only two things still keeping that place open is me and regulars. My boss has to be a madman to fire me now. And I know there are a lot of good people here, it is just hard to talk about your life problems on /b/ ffs. I use Discord to talk to some of the peeps here. Esdeath is a nice person to talk to. I know there will be a lot of people laughing but he is a nice guy.
>>711720820
Look what the cat dragged in.
>>711720997
Well, you don't need a shitload of friends after all. I know of more than enough people talking shit behind my back simply because they talk shit about people I know about
>>711721281
Loveable dork! How've you been?
>>711721306
Up to this day I'm still not in a fucking discord!
Ahem, okay, surprisingly enough not many anons care about this thread so if you write your story here, chances are only people here will tell you what they think about it.
>Esdeath is a nice person to talk to
Aye, I'm sure he is. Just had a lot of problems when he was small, effectively damaging his mental state.
But well, I don't like him very much
>>711721306
Post lewds..
>>711721306
Hey now, that's just rude
>>711720769
I do. I don't want to be a bother to anyone else
You aren't misunderstanding anything
>>711719675
My waifu to exist and love me.
