Waifu claiming thread. Previous:>>711301054 The rules
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>711301054
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Nice try, do you really have nothing better to do but make fake threads so you can delete them?
doot backwards
>711321220
I'm going to delete this thread as soon as we get 20 posters in here
>>711321209
Post my last three digits' miku
>711321448
>OP isn't image.jpg kun
nice cabbage control
>>711321465
Lewd pics have the same filenaming system so I might not post it if you score.
>>711321142
I should make a Hiyou folder.
>>711321448
>>711321513
>implying someone can't name a pic image.jpg
>being so autistic that you care what device someone uses to post on your super secret anime club
>>711321532
Nice.
>average waifu claimers
>>711321532
>Hasune Miku
wat?
Tfw the shit posters are killing our threads slowly
>711321593
>implying image.jpg-kun names any of his pics anything else
>being so autistic that you can't see i said NOTHING about what device someone uses to post in my sekrit waifu club
>>711321658
Artists brainfart too.
https://a.pomf.cat/fgitjc.png
>dating a cartoon character
>watching anime
>being a virgin past age 16
>posting in these fucking threads
I'm sure you guys are pussy magnets
>>711321756
>>711321593
You sure do like memetexting anon
Shiro claimed.
This one the right?
>>711321647
Nah, there are no niggers here.
>>711321754
But... how can you make such a fundamental mistake? These people spend hours and hours on this shit.
>>711321756
Well, we do attract each other, so technically yes.
>Random
>>Posts the same thread all day every day
>basically an imaginary girlfriend thread
>average waifu claimer
>>711321851
pantsu
>>711321688
It's natures way of giving you a sign anon
Post this shit on >>>/a/ you fuckin autists
>>711321881
Random does not stand for lol XD randum content
REVEALED, THIS IS WHAT YOUR AVERAGE "WAIFU CLAIMER" LOOKS LIKE IRL.
>>711321953
Okay, if you insist.
>>>/a/149630129
>>711321898
How's it going?
>>711321851
Yee, we are safe on pinko hands.
I can't really blame them, being a perfectionist who is also absent minded.
It's not that often that you find these mistakes.
>>711322080
Post 666
>>711322059
Aber ich bin doch der einzige der 3 (You)s für dich hat
>>711322134
There is a gap of pr0n that goes from 560 to 704.
https://youtu.be/e7qQ6_RV4VQ
>>711322392
RIP 666
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>711322395
Look who it is, ID heaven. Remember that time you called me a new friend? I haven't forgotten that. I want to say thanks for that.
>>711322392
>>711322444
Aw shit. 444 = post 666?
>>711322566
I try.
What's up?
>>711322658
It's not as simple as that, you show me yours and I'll show you mine.
>>711322080
But it's a mistake that triggers me hard.
Don't worry though, I fixed it for you.
>>711322170 (Du)(Du)
Und dafür liebe ich dich :-*
>Shiro
>>711322698
Good morning
>>711322693
Stuff and things. Here's a fun edit.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm a fan of your work, dude. The other day when you called me a newfriend, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. I like you, I've been on here for months but probably don't get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a really approachable when you call others newfriend? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven", doesn't mean you have to be so friendly all the time, and yet you are. You're a great person.
>>711323009
You missed a stroke on the 'Hatsu' part
![Syndra [256].png](https://i.imgur.com/dJKbVkh.png "Syndra [256].png")
>>711322698
Morning
![TomoyoKanzaki [101].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [101].jpg")
Claim
>>711322864
I like it
>>711322852
Hi
>>711323096
Good Morning.
>>711323198
dope
>>711322806
No she wasn't, Miku is at least ten thousand times better.
>still saved
>>711323356
Homu a best!
>>711322550
Hi Syndra <3
>>711323173
How'd you sleep?
>>711323356
In non-nip because nip is hard.
RIP 666
>>711323560
Good.
You?
>>711323629
TAKE 2
I made this for Shino a long time ago
>Koume
>>711323713
That's good.
You're doing anything today cutie?
>>711323629
do me in ruins pls?
>>711323863
I don't know yet.
Koume claimed
>>711323914
Maybe we can arrange something later then~
>that pic
a cute
>>711323859
I made this for Koume a short time ago.
>not shino
>>711323913
Bork
Will do nip version now
>>711324041
Karme?
Cutie?
Which one?
>>711321882
I'm not too far off.
Just gotta drink protein shakes
>tfw slightly buff twig
カラミチーマス
>>711324246
Neither
I'm not Karme and I will NEVER be cute!
>>711324294
a beer gut does not make you buff
>>711324360
So it IS cutie!
>>711324495
No! I'm NOT cute!
>>711323913
Yo nipponese fucking hard
>>711324826
Except that you are, soooo....
>>711324230
>>711324859
thanks babe
How do you all get past the cringe to do this? I'm not being an ass, I'm just curious, you seem like you're having fun but the cringe...
>>711322170
Deiner mangelnden Aktivität entnehme ich, dass es heute recht gut geht.
Hier ein Bild für dich. Mir ist langweilig.
>>711324188
And while I'm on a roll.
>>711325271
what cringe?
>>711324953
Except that I'm not cute!
You're the cute one!
>>711325271
No cringe here
>>711325350
Nothing at all
>>711324188
Fucking cringe.
I hope you get cancer
Oh wait...
>>711325360
Nou! Just accept it before we start hearing the "YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY" speil!
>>711325350
I mean, even the word "waifu" makes me cringe a little D:
>>711325401
I mean, not for you, but there is tons for me. I wanna know how you got past it and are now having fun with it
>>711325540
Its not true though!
You accept it!
>>711325274
>Hier ein Bild für dich.
Die Photoshop Skills
>dass es heute recht gut geht.
Eigentlich bin ich nur müde...
>Mir ist langweilig.
Was machst du denn sonst wenn dir langweilig ist?
>>711325759
LEAVE BEFORE YOU GET TRAPPED HERE
>>711325759
I looked in the mirror, then realised this is fine.
>>711325759
Lurk and you'll understand
>>711325652
why?
what is wrong with the word waifu?
>>711325882
Mornin'
>>711325882
Evenin'
>>711325795
It is true, so you accept it right this instant!
>>711325882
But I'm so curious
>>711326000
I accept that you're a cutie and I can't do anything about it!
klep from drawthreads
>>711325932
.... I just tried it and honestly, I'm not getting that feeling anon.
>>711325871
>Die Photoshop Skills
Ja, ich hab vergessen die Haare rechts oben anzupassen, aber ich hab die psd nicht mehr.
>was machst du den sonst
Hart arbeiten, auf Parties krass sein, mittelmäßige Photoshopprojekte bearbeiten oder den Lurch würgen.
>>711326000
YOU DO THIS EVERY DAY!
Also trips confirm cuteness.
>>711325949
I've been lurking in these threads every time I see them and I've talked to the people in them a few times. I get it, I do, but I don't understand how you get past the natural urge to reject it as cringe.
>>711326199
Oh yes, that part. How do you like echo?
>>711326391
what exactly is "cringe" about these threads?
>>711325977
All that comes to mind is "lonely weeb with imaginary friend playing pretend."
Again, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, that's just what comes to mind when I hear the word. I'm all for you doing what ever you want so long as you're not hurting anyone.
>>711326406
Adorable. Too bad though, y'know, Zwei, merciless beating. Poor Echo.
>>711326477
Me
>>711326237
>I accept that I'm a cutie and I can't do anything about it!
FTFY
>>711326259
Not EVERY day.
>Confirms Koume a cute.
>>711326477
Well every time I've asked about the waifu threads, I've been told it's people pretending they have anime wives and basing their conversation around that.
I have a natural inclination to "cringe" at the thought, therefore, cringe.
>>711326259
Ich habe gehört mit den bunten Flaschen unter der Spüle kann man viel Spaß haben
>Könntest es wohl mit lesen versuchen wenn nur liegen geht
Ich hab einfach keine Ahnung was man so macht außer anime, vidya und fappen
Wenn du genug Geld hast könntest du ne nutte bestellen
>Wohnst du evtl bei deinen Eltern?
Wenn du Geschwister hast die nicht mit Geld umgehen können wäre das billiger und langfristig witziger
>>711326541
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>>711326478
>lonely weeb with imaginary friend playing pretend
i guess for me that's true
you really don't have to be a lonely weeb or anything to have a waifu
a waifu is just meant to be your wife that happens to be 2d
>>711326592
Honestly I doubt really much people here takes it seriously anymore and actually think of their "waifu" as their wife
these threads are no longer about the waifus and are more or less just a animu circlejerk now
>>711326391
I don't know how the others did it, but I just stopped giving a fuck about the Stigma
I am anon here even when claiming you are effectively hiding behind images and no one cares what you do unless you get too involved with the children
>>711326543
Literally every day. Or when was the last time you did not?
>>711326592
You don't know true love and have my pity, anon.
>>711326759
>Könntest es wohl mit lesen versuchen wenn nur liegen geht
Durchaus eine Option, hatte ich sogar vor.
>Ich hab einfach keine Ahnung was man so macht außer anime, vidya und fappen
Viel mehr braucht man im Leben auch nicht.
>Wenn du genug Geld hast könntest du ne nutte bestellen
Ich glaub das würde noch mehr schmerzen als fappen.
>Wohnst du evtl bei deinen Eltern?
Leider nein. Und mein Bruder ist knauserig wie ein Jude.
>>711326821
It's a good anime circlejerk.
>>711326914
I haven't done it in like, a week now. And there was a week before that one, maybe even 2.
>>711326971
Liar! I've seen this conversation yesterday!
>>711326850
It's not even a stigma thing, I honestly couldn't give a fuck what other people think about me, I am who I am unapologetically. It just feels like natural response when I see it being played out, which is why the whole thing intrigues me.
>>711326914
>Durchaus eine Option, hatte ich sogar vor.
NGNL LNs kann ich empfehlen
Normale Sachen lese ich nicht also weiß ich nicht wie gut die im Vergleich wirklich sind
>Ich glaub das würde noch mehr schmerzen als fappen.
Kannst auch eine bestellen und einfach unangenehme Sachen machen und schauen wann es ihr zu viel wird und sie abhaut ohne bezahlt worden zu sein
>wie ein Jude.
Könnte ich bitte ihren Ausweis, Reisepass, Führerschein und Ariernachweis sehen?
>>711327053
For all of what, 1 post? Maybe 2? Cause I was hardly here last night.
>>711326821
Ah, well I'm not that deep into anime, I'm just a filthy casual. Perhaps that's why it seems so weird to me and the cringe response is just from watching nerds nerd out on something? Not saying that's a bad thing either, I believe everyone is a complete nerd about one thing or another.
>>711326914
Don't pity me as I'm trying to understand
>>711327096
I turned to anime when I wanted to kill myself...
You could try being a really depressed piece of trash and find appeal in anime -> /waifu/
And if it's just the waifu part just see it for what it is (should it be genuine, which is rare in these threads): escapism
God damn virgins with your cringe threads
>>@711327292
Yay he's on break again from his job manufacturing important aeroplane bits.
>711327292
You can't control this cabbage
>>711327166
>NGNL LNs kann ich empfehlen
Wo findet man den derartiges?
>einfach unangenehme Sachen machen
Und dann darf ich die ganzen Flüssigkeiten vom Boden aufwischen? Nein danke.
>Ausweis, Reisepass, Führerschein und Ariernachweis
<
Hab tatsächlich nur auf mütterlicher Seite einen Ahnenpaß, aber ich bin recht sicher, dass das auch auf der anderen Seite sauber ist.
>>711327167
How can I believe that if you've already denied all posts?
>Well sir, maybe I did rape her, but just a little, so it doesn't count.
>>711327261
Shiro a cute, so I'm using her for this circle jerk. What's not to understand?
>>711326541
I know, right? I wish she wasn't such a tragic character.
Top tier cutie though
>711327443
>when you hit the waterbottle flip and go full dabbage control
>>711327283
So what you're saying is, it's basically being a huge fan of art, art you find enjoyable and you immerse yourself in, art that invokes an emotional response and you relate to it through your understanding of it.
Am I close or did I miss completely?
>>711327365
>Implying I'm not eating sunflower seeds and teasing man babies at work
>>711327527
Dab for me.
>not losing your virginity in high school
>dating a cartoon 11 year old with huge eyes and no nose
>711327647
She's 15
>>711327476
Because 1 or 2 posta is not what I consider a conversation. Besides, Koume vanished again anyways, so it's not like I do it all thread if it happens. I don't think it's ever gone over 5 replies per.
Hell, when it comes to Mugen, Wewby, Mizore, and pretty much anyone else, they're FAR more guilty.
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>>711327493
All the characters seem pretty tragic to me, but Echo is probably the most unreasonably abused. Mainly cus Vincent's a psycho.
>>711327786
Running in the 90s vaporwave is ingrained in my head now, thanks. Video and song.
>>711327476
>wo findet man derartiges
Subreddit hat links
Ich könnte es dir auch hochladen wenn ich zu Hause bin, sollte aber links geben
>aber ich bin recht sicher, dass das auch auf der anderen Seite sauber ist.
Ich sollte wohl nicht erzählen
>>711327912
You're welcome.
>Now kill me pls.
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>>711328005
Why how who when where fuck
http://www.xgirls.site/
hehes
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>>711327912
I disliked Vincent from the first time I saw him. As the story continues, I only find myself hating him more and more
Echo becomes really interesting later on. You'll enjoy the revelation about her
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>>711322864
>you know
yuno~
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>>711327513
I think you misunderstand something...
>art you find enjoyable
while I do enjoy anime I wouldn't praise it like that
>invokes an emotional response
this seems to be the most fitting
>through your understanding of it.
I watch and enjoy shows for two Main reasons escapism and absurdity
I wouldn't call it understanding though as I rarely watch anything with enough substance to understand
And waifu is beyond all that
Anime was just the Gateway drug
These threads aren't even tolerable anymore. Why do we get shit posted so much?
>>711328103
Took corner too fast, under steered into someone's car. They got some scratches, I got a fucked bumper. Gunna stop by it on the way home and see if it's still there. If it is, I'm going to leave my info. If it's not, then there's nothing I can do.
>>711328380
>Waifu is beyond all that
Bruh Waifu isn't even beyond the door to the bedrooms you fat virgins inhabit. The only time you leave your is for your bimonthly shower to keep mom from taking your body pillow away
>>711328402
>>711328402
Troll gonna troll yo
I wonder where the other 2 yuno posters are
>having no experience with women: the thread
>>711328188
I'm a fan of little miss smug Lotti, smug overload, just a bit too on the batshit side of things.
>>711328418
You're meant to oversteer, OVERSTEER. Maybe you should weld the diff, just for a funny joke.
>>711328700
realised the error of their ways?
>>711328700
they are cancer, dont bother
>>711328797
They don't post with their girlfriend like I do?
I hope they come back after getting one.
>>711328800
Okay.
WooooooooW
http://www.sexychan.site/
>>711328722
Lotti is fucked up. Which part are you at now?
>>711328380
I guess I've just never got that deep into it. To tell you the truth I started to click on these threads due mostly to someone asking about my "waifu", I do a little bit of amateur voice acting on my youtube channel from time to time with a female anime avatar.
Then I just got curious.
>>711328722
I know! But an open diff makes that not possible! I'm just in a mess of ideas of what to do with it. Do I get it fixed? Do I turn it into a hoon machine? Do I sell it? Should I go back and leave my info? Should I just go home and leave it there? I'm just a mess right now cause of it.
>>711328895
>girlfriend
>not wife
>>711329124
Doesn't your wife like being called girlfriend as well?
>>711328970
Zai being pinned as the perpertrator of the ceremony incedent. They've been in the hole for a couple chapters.
>>711329016
Leave info, convert to hoon hurricane, go do skids. Not leaving info may be a felony, but I've no clue.
I remember nfsu telling me something about leaving racing for the track.
claimed
>>711329324
That's just it, I don't know if the car is even gunna still be there. I'd rather not get insurance involved if it does happen though.
That's just it, the people that say that can afford the track. It's like, $500 a day.
>>711329521
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1anOPGCYGan
>>711329521
cute
>>711327927
Dann schau ich da mal.
>Ich sollte wohl nicht erzählen
In dem Inzestbergdorf dürfte eigentlich nur gutes deutsches Blut sein. Die beäugen auch heute noch jeden der von jehenseits des Waldes kommt als 'Fremden'.
>>711327786
I know for a fact that it has been 3 posts!
>>711327647
>dating a cartoon 11 year old with huge eyes and no nose
She does have a nose!
>>711328989
>a female anime avatar
Now that's just hella gay.
>>711329189
>>711329124
You guys are talking about animated little girls who wouldn't even go near your fat disgusting virgin asses in real life. Their dads would beat the fuck out of you and rip your body pillows to shreds as you cry and shit your adult diaper. Seriously kill yourselves you fucking borderline pedophiles. I guess if you shut someone in his moms house for too long without getting any pussy this is the shit they come up with lol.
>>711329594
>And if you feel the need for speed, play underground
Well I've never had to deal with it mainly because I don't drive at the moment, but you have my condolences. RIP right eyeball.
>>711329663
/thread
>>711329663
>Their dads would beat the fuck out of you
Joke's on you, she is an orphan!
>borderline
But that's where you're wrong, kiddo.
>>711329663
>>711329778
Samefag.
>>711329810
>kiddo
Implying you're older than me when you're probably some 15 year old athiest edge master
>>711329618
Well I voice character bits sometimes and I needed a representation for the voice instead of just a blank screen, I wanted to attempt a female voice and grabbed the first one that seemed appropriate.
So it's wonderfully gay, you faggot.
>>711329189
nope
>711329663
One gay you will understand image.jpg-kun
>borderline pedophile
she's 15 you cunt
although it would still be illegal to sex her here technically
>>711329974
Nice picture f a m
@711329663
I didn't want to hear about your life story anon it's sad.
I hope you wear regular clothes from now on instead of those adult diapers.
>>711329974
What does she like being called then?
711329893
That would still be better than spending all your time spamming (and failing at it) /waifu/ threads on /b/.
>But hurr I do it at work xddd
>I have a girfriend xddd
Give me that damage control
>>711329893
So you're just doing random female voices, and not specific ones?
>gay
I did not judge.
>>711330297
Verr lewd
>>711330262
As a bystander here out of curiosity, I'd have to say your posts are heavy with projection.
>>711330372
Not lewd enough for the lewd folder though.
>>711330297
Well, I've only developed the one female voice. It was purely experimental, I'm a dude and I had never attempted a female voice, got curious if I could do it and the character was born. It's an original and not a mimic like some of my other voices, if I get good enough at it I might try other female voices.
I know, I was trying to be amusingly ironic
>>711330641
Is it convincing?
>>711330728
How much more until your nose starts bleeding?
>>711331141
I N T E N S E W E W
>>711331141
where is the vulva?
>>711331141
Well you tell me
http://vocaroo.com/i/s09OXehczvzg
I've been told I get the inflection and tone wrong sometimes.
I'm back
>>711330375
Projection?
He literally said that himself multiple times
>>711330109
>being so offended that you decide to take my insults and literally say "no, you!"
Fucking autistic man child
>>711330262
>being such a social retard that you won't correctly link my post number
Yes I do have a job and girlfriend. You are simply jealous because you're a fucking socially retarded permavirgin who thinks he's dating a Chinese drawing.
>damage control
Yeah, no. This is YOUR thread. Me shitposting is the damage. I don't have to damage control anything, this isn't my thread I don't agree with any of this virginity festival
Now go ahead and damage control
>>711331494
THERE ARE NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN!
>>711331541
There's no such impure and dirty thing on Shiro!
>>711331610
Sounds like a drunk hillbilly with a cold.
Not bad, but a tad too nasal.
>>711331742
If you didn't see it already >>711325333
>>711331862
Easy there, friend. Don't go posting suggestive pics of your waifu
>>711331907
>>711325333
Is pretty.
>>711331822
Why so serious and offended by his witty comment?
You do know that there's one of the two of us that will reply back.
>>711331862
Yeah, it's hard for me to clear that up, I don't have a naturally high pitched voice or anything and I about broke my fucking voice box first time I tried it.
>>711332026
Thanks.
>>711332050
Yeah it was so witty to literally take what I said, which was probably 100% accurate about him, and basically say "nope, that's you"
I know all of you barely have any social contact outside of begging your mothers for anime merchandise so you don't realize how cringey and helpless you are to everyone else
>>711332022
She's a qt though, and everyone should know!
>>711332133
Can you give me an example of your usual voice for comparison?
>>711331822
> this isn't my thread
Yet you spend here more time than a lot of other posters
Pretty sad, isn't it?
And now go on and say that you do it at work, like you always do
That's damage control, you know?
>>711330109
I have just been calling her Sachi
maybe i should ask her :o
>>711332259
You're making some bold assumptions there.
>>711332200
You're welcome.
>inb4 I am designing airplane parts, so that people can travel, so that people can wage wars on other countries and so on. I have a girlfriend, one day she's gonna give me a child, that we're gonna raise properly, with a good education, with great freedom in his or her choices. We go out, we have fun, we go to bars or pubs and other sites so that other people in this society make a living, we travel... and most important, we have sex, real sex, with a human fucking being! Even though life has no purpose and we're all gonna die in the same fucking way, you're still the lowest form of fucking existence, the good thing about natural selection is that you won't spread your pathetic genes!
>>711331610
Oh my fucking God. I...I can't even formulate a coherent response that would be able to express how insanely cringey this was. If autism were able to manifest itself into a physical substance, this post would have generated enough of it to construct an air craft carrier and a number of aircraft to load onto it. If you are a male, I sincerely hope you have come to terms with your eternal, perpetual, and everlasting virginity.
Burritos and Pathfinder went well. Came up with some interesting solutions to problems. Need to buy torches or a lantern though.
>>711332272
I'm well aware of that but don't you think what you're posting of your waifu is uh you know
>>711332259
How else would you detail it so well like you lived that life?
But now you're attempting to reflect your life onto others.
It's really sad anon.
>>711332353
That emo should just cut himself whoever wrote that.
we're talking about our irl wifes, right?
>>711329618
Lies!
>>711329766
Well, I stopped by the spot it happened at and the car wasn't there. So I guess no insurance claims for me. Still feel like a cunt about it, but...what happened, happened, and I can't do anything about it now.
>>711332590
Burritos are okay.
Are we night capping you yet? Rolling for toothpaste.
>>711331610
qt voice
>>711332613
Sachi is my irl wife
>>711332272
I don't have a super deep voice or anything, I figure about average toned for a guy?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wtbRG3tXjv
>>711332606
I know it's lewd. You can tell by the prime numbers in the names.
>>711332630
If it was only two, when how did I find the time to poorly photoshop an image in between?
>>711332613
Yes, because I didn't excel at creative writing and short stories. No human beings are able to imagine anything outside of their known world. That's why there are thousands of autistic Japanese cartoons centered around little pink haired girls, because the authors of this cancer are pink haired little girls with squeaky voices who want fat virgins to masturbate to them after not showering for weeks on end.
Are you actually this retarded?
>>711331610
Oh shit youre that anon!?!? I remember you doing my request on the koro sensei laugh!
>>711332630
Que sera, sera
>>711332777
Or the prime trips
>shinoa
>>711332568
You don't actually know what autism is, do you?
>>711332731
We say hi to her and you're a lucky person.
>>711332795
Since you ask. No. I'm just bad at reverse trolling you.
But since you seem so buttblasted it's working.
also lol that first part too long didn't read
>>711332719
Thanks, did it actually come off convincing as a female voice? Male anon here.
>>711332811
I think you might have me confused with someone else actually.
