Waifu claiming thread.
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>>711321142
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>711332682
I have to work in 6 hours so no.
>>711332777
Checked for the wew.
カラミチーマス
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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>>711332777
Slow posting of course.
>>711332841
Wise words. Funny that I agree, despite me being a tarot reader.
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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![TomoyoKanzaki [101].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [101].jpg")
Claim
Fuck life
>>711333083
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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>>711333117
Wait you're not the vocaroo anon?
>>711333113
i love this pic
sachi :o
>>711333092
lol
someone is this upset over other people doing things.
way to live based on other people.
>sounds like your opinions are things you were insulted with.
>>711333019
It did somewhat sound like an exaggeratedly high pitched.
But it was convincing enough coming from a dude with a average sounding voice.
I do prefer dudes though.
>>711333044
I did recently buy a led keyboard I'll give you that.
>>711333305
klonata :o
Shiro claimed.
>>711332744 (Voicebro, who desperately needs a waifu to claim)
Well, that's a pretty normal voice, I'd say, but certainly a male one, so good job on the female one. With the right aesthetics you could make for a great trap!
>>711332844 (Shinoa)
I should really start rolling for stuff.
>>711332984
Trips make for a good finale. I'll slowly go back to business professional now.
>>711333090
Excuses, elusions and prevarications!
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>>711333433
you have nice handwriting :o
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
>>711333305
:D
>>711333279
I've only posted vocaroo's once before and I don't think I did a voice in particular for someone.
This is basically all you neckbeards in one photo
>>711333470
that's not me its image.jpg anon :o
>>711333435
post pantsu
I can see you fat fucks now. Hunched over your desk, flabby arms reaching your LED lit mouse and keyboard. Forearms so fat they look like pancake batter pressed against your desk. The monitor emits the only light in your bedroom, making your greasy, acne ridden face shine. You press your asscheeks down to evenly spread the feces in your adult diaper amongst your immaculate butt cheeks. You use your oily, cheeto stained fingers to twirl your neckbeard hair as you anxiously await the next post in your Waifu claiming thread. You mother, who has taken care of you for the 18+ years you've wasted oxygen on this planet, enters your room. She flicks the lights on, causing you to squint and feel nauseated. "honey, i think you're getting too old for these cartoons and all of these weird body pillows you have. My friend Mary from the book club has a single daughter your age and your father and I were thinking its time you grow up. We want you to go on a date with this girl, here is a picture of her". Mom holds up her iPhone to show you the picture, and you think to yourself what a normie she is for using a phone instead of a computer. The girl on the screen isn't a poorly drawn anime character, so decline the offer and go back to your autistic anime role play thread until it gets deleted, and then you make another one.
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>>711333090
Haha, nah the universe isn't set in stone on a short scale like our lives. I only believe in fate on the grand time scale, billions of years to a googol years into the future. Even then, we only have vague predictions based on experimental, somewhat tested data.
Aaand I'm ranting.
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>>711333113
My intuition is correct then.
>>711333470
>>711333567
yeah the not rude one :^)
>>711333248
>>711333173
Pssst, 5 comes after 4
>>711333617
>>711333433
>Sachü
wat?
>>711333567
Not today, friend.
>>711333435
Ah. Back in the days when would get gets like nothing
>>711333515
Aw damn it
>>711333684
sachii
nö german letters here
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>>711333486
how many fucking times do I need to say that I don't masturbate to my own waifu?!
>>711333631
>>711333567
interesting
can you write cursive? :o
>>711333428
I feel like too much of my usual voice comes through if I don't raise my pitch that high though x.x
I haven't got enough practice with it yet, but I'll have to see if I can lower the pitch and retain a feminine tone over all once I get more used to it, thanks for the advice anon.
>>711333684
>Sachü
Haha Germany so funny.
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>>711333682
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>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
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>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS WERE CREATED BY CARETAKERS FOR AUTISTIC GROWN MEN TO KEEP THEM SEDATED
>>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS HELP PARENTS OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN BECUASE THEY FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
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>>711333826
>>711333713
'member trips?
>>711333743
Ökäy then, möve älöng.
>>711333819
It literally looks like an ü though.
>>711333783
she cute though :c
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>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
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>>711333435
Lies and slander! Not one of us has called cute this whole thread!
>>711333580
Hey, I don't mind rants. Gives good talking material.
I see what you mean. In the cosmic scale, I agree. Who the fuck knows what will happen. Odds are 50/50 that the universe will end eventually. But we'll all be long dead by then.
And after a whole night feeling like shit, I've finally hit the stage of acceptance. What happened, happened. I just gotta live with it, and move forward. Just like with the ZX11.
>>711333910
I SAID, HAHA GERMANY SO FUNNY
UŪÙÛÜÚ
>>711333435
Thanks! I really don't think that's gonna happen, I've got a full beard and everything, nothing feminine about my aesthetics, lol.
>>711333910
Ök Führer
>>711333920
she's cute cute not make my dick cum cute :o
I have never seen one konata lewd I have liked
>>711333435
True. You do need to keep your Shiro kinda non-lewded. A little too young for most of the thread.
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS WERE CREATED BY CARETAKERS FOR AUTISTIC GROWN MEN TO KEEP THEM SEDATED
>>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS HELP PARENTS OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN BECUASE THEY FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
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>>711333974
Nah, we'll be a type 2 civ at least by then. Or nuclear holocaust.
>>711334090
How do i filter this fucking guy
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>>711333893
>>711333974
That's because the cute one isn't here!
>>711333995
Don't let your body decide your gender, that's ableist.
>>711334081
I think most of the thread wouldn't mind, tbh. A lot of perverts around here.
>>711329324
>in the hole
Do you mean Sablier?
I'm back
>>711334202
>>711334258
are you vegan false king?
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>>711334051
tell me the difference between
>cute cute
and
>make my dick cum cute
And i may reconsider.
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>>711334269
>>711334369
>>711334173
Nah, I mean us of the present and even near future. By the time we hit that level, WE will be long gone.
>>711334242
Even you're calling them cute!
>mfw when this autistic spamming shitposter impersonated a mod and got banned because he doesn't know how 4chan works and now is super butthurt and is wasting valuable work time to spam waifu threads
>>711334340
This doesn't make sense, Kagami is a lesbian.
>>711334340
no pic cuz shit laptop
this is a fucking horrible lewd
cute cute is something i wanna snuggle, and the other is stuff like shiro that i would like to stick my dick in
seriously stop you're just making me dislike konata
>>711334258
Yeah. Alice discovers that biting is not kissing, and I'm no further than that right now.
>>711334242
Wait... Wouldn't that be sexist? Or is it able-sexism?
Totally happy as a man btw, I was definitely born in the right body.
>>711334417
Gotcha, we fucked fam.
>>711334420
when did he get banned for impersonating a mod?
>>711334420
>doesn't know how 4chan works
>being so autistic that you consider this an insult
Nothing makes a girl drop her panties faster than when you tell her your expertise in 4chan board rules
Also
>calling someone else autistic
>defending a thread centered around claiming a Chinese drawing as your wife
pick one
What is going on over here.
>>711334603
4 days ago. His ban was lifted today.
>>711334420
sauce on that mod thing?
>>711334462
give me a list of all the waifus you fap to so i can understand better.
or just explain better
>seriously stop you're just making me dislike konata
lewds can do that?
>>711334659
You're retarded. My ban was lifted yesterday but I went home and got drunk in my hot tub and fucked my girlfriend after work instead of wasting my time with this shit
>He actually got banned for that
My fucking sides.
>>711334545
Or who knows. Become a living anime, live till that time through sheer willpower alone. Surely if they can do it in my Chinese cartoons, then so can I!
>>711334659
>711334768
hah
>>711334417
That's because Koume indisputably is. I wouldn't have an entire folder for her if she wasn't.
What I have a problem with is that you're even debating it. Why not argue about whether or not the sky is blue or if steaks should be eaten exclusively rare.
>>711334541
I'm not sure, but ableism always works, because by saying something you are automatically discriminating against mute people, if you type it, you are insensitive towards paralyzed people and so on.
>totally happy as a man
So you wouldn't want me to masturbate to your female voice? Because, em, I totally wasn't going to. I swear.
>>711334479
That was a pretty funny part. At this rate, you'll be passing me in the manga.
Which chapter are you at now? You had just finished Cheshire's Realm last I heard yesterday
>>711334762
sachi
alice
shiro
ran
cirno
luluco
nami
juvia
miku
kyouko
a lot more but i dont know names well :o
>>711334915
Trump is making anime real!
>>711334963
That better be this white/red murderer shiro you're talking about there.
>>711334963
sao sachi right?
>>711334762
Are you fucking virgins seriously having a conversation about masturbating to fucking cartoons? How lonely do you have to be for this to be acceptable in your own mind?
Are you truly so inexperienced and been a kissless virgin for so long that you are not only aroused but able to achieve orgasm while looking at a drawing of a little girl who barely looks human?
>>711334963
>Fapping to Nami.
Why.
>>711334768
Fucking kek.
>>711334939
41 right now, I have a habit of grinding things out, but mind you this doesn't ruin the enjoyment. I might pick up a new slice of life anime to slow me down, there's a few choices.
>>711335032
both :o
>>711335073
no :o
>>711335109
she makes my dick happy, and the anon has a very cute accent :o
>>711334963
>luluco
but she don't have many lewds how can you?
but keep updating that list.
heres a juvia
>>711334921
Well it's not my fault that they deny that they are!
>>711334997
That means soon I'll be able to fix my car by activating a time skip montage!
>>711335223
Simultaneously?
>>711335239
I can fap to just an ordinary picture
>>711335278
>>711334939
>>711334081
>>711333279
these I could fap to :o
>>711335291
I have dual monitors just for that :o
>>711335278
>music plays while you tighten up one bolt
>music intensifies as you jack up car
>music concludes as you polish the right hand wing mirror
Car fixed.
>being a hideous Virgin for so long that you begin to masturbate to Chinese cartoons
>>711334921
That's true... I'm gonna start using that to shut down social justice faggots from now on, there is no way they can argue themselves around that.
I mean... The thought of someone masturbating to my voice is a little strange to me, but if that's something you wanted to do, who am I to stop ya?
>>711335435
It'll be glorious. MAKE IT HAPPEN GOD EMPORER!
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS WERE CREATED BY CARETAKERS FOR AUTISTIC GROWN MEN TO KEEP THEM SEDATED
>>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS HELP PARENTS OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN BECUASE THEY FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS WERE CREATED BY CARETAKERS FOR AUTISTIC GROWN MEN TO KEEP THEM SEDATED
>>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS HELP PARENTS OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN BECUASE THEY FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS WERE CREATED BY CARETAKERS FOR AUTISTIC GROWN MEN TO KEEP THEM SEDATED
>>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS HELP PARENTS OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN BECUASE THEY FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS WERE CREATED BY CARETAKERS FOR AUTISTIC GROWN MEN TO KEEP THEM SEDATED
>>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS HELP PARENTS OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN BECUASE THEY FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
>>711335278
#cute.
>>711335223
Gard's voice is the only reason I made the discord in the first place.
You all get some boyfriends and stop fapping to this bullshit! bunch of cum chuggers.
>>711335469
>>711335531
very lovely voice
>>711335496
very lovely too :o
oldfag here ...i dont get it what you guys claim and why?
>>711335531
Ruby
>>711335367
but a normal luluco is like konata cute but less lewds. also looks like a waste of a fap
also this kyoko?
also keep updating
oldfag here what is sage?
oldfag here how do i post an image
>>711335631
They are claiming anime characters, because they are virgins
>>711335792
Post 0x0deadmeme26
>>711335398
I am sicked, but I appreciate your commitment.
>>711335278
But why are they? Are they in denial? Is it attention whoring? Did the jews do it?
>>711335483
Nah, mate, thanks for your permission, but I would feel a tiny bit weird. Also you didn't say anything sexy there. I'll stick to drawings of underage girls.
So how's your analysis of the waifu going?
>>711335666
>checked
Also lewd!
>>711335772
Erica a best.
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS WERE CREATED BY CARETAKERS FOR AUTISTIC GROWN MEN TO KEEP THEM SEDATED
>>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS HELP PARENTS OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN BECUASE THEY FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS WERE CREATED BY CARETAKERS FOR AUTISTIC GROWN MEN TO KEEP THEM SEDATED
>>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS HELP PARENTS OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN BECUASE THEY FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS WERE CREATED BY CARETAKERS FOR AUTISTIC GROWN MEN TO KEEP THEM SEDATED
>>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS HELP PARENTS OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN BECUASE THEY FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS WERE CREATED BY CARETAKERS FOR AUTISTIC GROWN MEN TO KEEP THEM SEDATED
>>POST YFW YOU REALIZE THESE THREADS HELP PARENTS OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN BECUASE THEY FINALLY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>POST YFW A RETARD WRANGLER AT A HIGH SCHOOL MAKES THESE THREADS TO KEEP HIS AUTISTIC STUDENTS FROM SHITTING THEMSELVES
>>711335666
yes that one and lets see
mizore
mako
tomoyayaya
karen
miho
chen
all the boats
>>711335763
oke ....confused.jpg to do what ? is it from a game? or from a rp site?
you guys make a woman feel old...i see these posts all the time ...thought ill check it..
i still dont get it
>>711335895
That hat is seriously cute.
The text in the background is just meaningless gibberish though.
>>711335531
Nou!
>>711335904
I'm afraid it's all 3 probably. I'm trying to convince them that they are!
>>711335976
>mako
from klk, or the other one?
>chen
too cute for lewd
>karen
heres something
>>711336282
Chen for not lewd never
>>711335904
I think it's going pretty good, but I don't think it's my cup of tea since I pretty much have no idea who any of the characters are and wouldn't have anything to add to the conversations..
Although the couple of times I have posted in these threads, I have had pretty good conversations about the concept of the threads themselves.
>>711336426
Heilpasu
>>711336282
i masturbate to chen because i like how mean he is, turns me on
short hair mako i think
>>711335607
Would fap to.
>>711335647
Hello.
>>711336187
No u!
>trying to make thread cap faster so another thread is created sooner.
People are smart.
>>711335763
yeah hey me again wifu as in wife!!
these girls not old enough to be anyones wife ...
so its a podo thread...
>>711336607
15 is olds enough
>>711336384
what do you mean? she not for lewd.
>>711336548
but chen herself dindu nuffin
this one right
owo what's this?
>>711336828
Me.
>>711336900
But is it really you or is just an illusion?! The world may never know...
>>711336552
Yes, hello.
What's up?
>>711336982
I am not real actually. You are imagining this poster.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nZZ504TGDpE
>>711336187
Trump defeated them already, so they are weakened right now. Use that opening to convince them once and for all!
>>711336282
Who's the one on the bottom?
>>711336388
There's no need for such knowledge. I don't know all of the characters either, and most conversation has nothing to do with anime. But to each his own.
Have you ever voice acted for a bigger project or is it just you fucking around on your channel?
>>711336824
no not that one :o
>>711336828
send me lewd voice messages :)
>>711337213
Heyyy look Kyouko! You're famous!
>>711337224
I'll need help though. They may be weakened, but they're still too powerful for one anon.
>>711332949
Templar knights are obviously the best waifus evers
>>711337378
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAMKtoEcNbI
Indeed, Moloch is still to much for one person to handle.
>>711337482
No shit.
>>711336828
owo
>>711337291
Lewd voice messages?! Why?
>>711337024
A bit sick and tired, but fine othewise. Working on some things.
How about you?
>>711337559
I love your voice :)
>got ignored on thread, create new thread and samefags hard
:^)))
>>711337224
chiho aikawa
>>711337291
from what show
also dont stop updating until you think you have the complete list
>>711337224
Just fucking around on my channel, I usually do character and voices for comedic effect and junk, amateur as fuck. I'd certainly love to do something professional some day though.
>>711337482
DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT! DEUS VULT!
>>711337503
I shall start gathering forces to finally convince them of the cuteness.
>>711337797
Thanks mate.
>>711337797
im not sure i dont watch a lot of anime
tomoko (i forgot already if i said)
tatsumaki
rem
felt (miku)
The best waif ever- prove me wrong, you can't
>>711338233
Dubs prove it!
>>711338233
CANT PROVE WRONG
Foaming mouth guy
image limit reached
>>711333173
>Being this pathetic to care what other people are doing this much you're worse then the people you are insulting smh
