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Now what?
>>711006972
Professional nigger
>>711006775
Paramedic.
(I'm a paramedic too)
>>711006775
I really really really want to know what this is
pretty easy
>>711007135
cpu under an electron microscope
>>711007038
If nigger can be professional, then sure :D
>>711007208
Dentist?
>>711008424
nope
>>711006775
is that something to pump air in lungs?
>>711007208
Lab tech of some sort. Medical, perhaps?
ITT good goyim
>>711009834
i'll let that count, i'm a biologist.
>>711006775
http://www.alphamedicalequipment.net/airtraq.html
What op claims to do yw
>>711010089
at heights working tech or whatever
roped tec
>>711010286
Not quite, but close.
Paramedic. That's for shoving tubes into people.
ez1
>>711006775
Shoe salesman
>>711010286
>>711010365
i think firefighters use those
>>711010455
Nailed it.
>>711010405
lumberjack
>>711010405
A fucking faggot
>>711009644
looks like something medical... maybe a surgeon ?
>>711010581
Dish washa!
>>711010581
Profesional crackhead
>>711010676
Dentist was my guess
>>711010581
carpenter
>>711010089
Firefighter
>>711006775
ez
>>711010705
Correct!
>>711010984
Unemployed
>>711011022
honestly kek'd. I've never once used my CAD certification
![3272a837-c934-4278-913f-d455936baf57_1000[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mzyUKyQ.jpg "3272a837-c934-4278-913f-d455936baf57_1000[1].jpg")
This one's pretty easy...
>>711011022
kek
>>711010567
Nailed it
>>711006775
Anaesthesiologist
>>711010676
Very close but not a surgeon.
>>711011157
data tech
>>711009644
Pathologist
>>711011275
plumber?
All hail
>>711011157
definitely gynecologist
whats my profession /b/
>>711011231
so you use it to do something with (human) flesh ?
>>711007038
>>711006972
Yeah I was gonna say farmer nigger
>>711011275
Electrician/Carmechanic
>>711011157
Professional masturbator. It's a training aid
>>711011290
Not a pathologist but very close.
>>711011157
Electrician/Carmechanic
>>711011011
Ur numbers are satisfying
Any guesses?
>>711007227
I don't think u understand how an em works
>>711011408
Professional emo
>>711011468
Mortician?
>>711011549
islamic terrorist
>>711011157
You're a stripper?
>>711011549
stupid taliban?
>>711011549
Sand Nigger?
>>711011549
Professional ISIS
Guess away
>>711006972
Shovel salesman
Shovel cleaner
Stable boy
Horse inseminator
You'll never guess
>>711010122
Microbiologist I guess?
>>711011410
Yes
Should be pretty easy
>>711011697
is it dead at that point ?
>>711011563
Yes...embalmer
Anyone into lighting?
>>711011681
nope, molecular
>>711011549
Hmmm
>>711011869
optician
whats my profession /b/
>>711011726
bearjew
>>711011869
Optomologist
>>711011956
Top kek
Ayy Ms President
>>711011616
bingo, my profession is sand nigger
>>711011673
You work at a wasteplant
>>711011956
lel
>>711011897
Cool
>>711012056
Nope
any guesses?
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![Suitcase Nuke-Lo-Res_thumb[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CqpQXU6.jpg "Suitcase Nuke-Lo-Res_thumb[2].jpg")
>>711012090
you're a stripper
>>711012292
thats the most pencily dick ive ever seen
>>711012292
Profesional shit-poster
>>711011679
at a museum ?
>>711011796
Human skin harvester
>>711012292
That'd be one hell of a job!
>>711012352
you forgot "faggot"
>>711012292
>>711011673
checking powerlines?
I work part time. Any guesses?
>>711012390
No, I gas jews
>>711011696
Nobody??
>>711012457
Nope
>>711012483
ass-xeroxer?
>>711011772
locksmith
>>711012497
kek
>>711011369
tin man?
>>711011696
You are professional spanker
>>711007208
professional rapist
>>711012292
That looks painful. Sorry for what the jews did
>>711012252
Muslim
>>711012559
Nein
>>711012483
are you someones bitch in an office ?
>>711011696
Help with this one plis I want to know
>>711012381
Some sort of doctor. CAT scan operator?
>>711011549
yugo M70AB2...... blue collar white male as profession
>>711012607
I'm uncut.
>>711012646
>>711011696
Hint: Food
>>711012657
Penis pincher
>>711011696
Butcher or mohel
>>711012654
Sort of right, Radiologist.
>>711012746
Got it
Btw, I'm not a cop.
>>711012532
>>711012631
double kek
nope, I like to think of myself as "the youngest bartender you've ever met".
>>711012483
any more guesses?
>>711010581
Woman
here yuh go
>>711012730
Cheese maker
>>711012827
also this
>>711012771
So butcher or mohel?
>>711012631
correct :D
>>711012827
Annoying faggot
>>711012244
a banana
>>711012248
a gun man
>>711012766
audio technician
>>711012827
support line
>>711012891
close
>>711012861
Phone sex
>>711012867
Butcher
>>711011157
Network technician
>>711011673
Field technician for cable company.
>>711012906
close
>>711012827
campaign fund collector?
>>711012939
i wish
>>711011696
Bone-dust scraper used by butchers
>>711012827
Call center employee (Annoying faggot)
>>711012942
Is it true i can save money by buying my meat from a real butcher not at the supermarket?
>>711012252
Polish
>>711009884
What do you do for a living?
>>711011696
You must work with meat
>>711013015
Its inbound so the callers are the annoying faggots
>>711012974
Nope, but it has something to do with electricity
>>711012906
not quite
>>711011726
Triple H
>>711012483
>>711012792
another hint
>>711012090
>Hi-Point
You work at Burger King?
>>711011726
MC Hammer
>>711012827
Call center me too TWC-Spectrum
>>711012090
Professional Payday 2 player
>>711012090
Hi-Point
Nigger detected
>>711013156
print shop worker
>>711012275
professional shitter or male prostitute
>>711011369
chimney sweep?
>>711012244
Professional autist.
>>711013031
No. Supermarkets make almost 0 profit from selling meat because they sell it for what they buy it for. Lunch meat and cheese are the primary sources of income in a supermarket's meat department. Private butchers will have higher expenses and are only going to have the same brands of beef, if not more expensive local beef.
I'm spotting a problem here
>>711013329
a telephone user
>>711013329
Professional Mayor of Townsville.
>>711011369
Concrete mill guy.
>>711013203
I work for paypal. Shits tight
>>711010405
Optometrist
>>711010390
its called an intubator
>>711012906
>a gun man
I mean... kind of? I also carry a radio, if that helps.
Easy.
>>711013465
Actually I take that back, I was thinking of Commisioner Gordon
>>711013268
Close!
Now take that and mix in
>large corporate franchise
>over-demanding and underpaying
>have to juggle customers like a motherfucker because my store is shit and doesn't have the payroll to have multiple copy and print associates working at the same time hence "bartender"
>>711013156
>>711013268
maybe something with graphic design
>>711013031
The only advantage is that you get shitton so you don't have to worry about buying more later
>>711013593
professional mexican
>>711011157
I use that same tool for installing cameras in warehouses and businesses.
Security technician?
tip: as obvious as it seems
>>711006775
>>711013593
you steal bikes ?
>>711013028
IT guy at fidelity
well, you certainly work with mainframes, and if you're dealing with loading data sets you're probably an IT guy and not a business guy.
>>711013787
*shit i mean NOT as obvious
>>711013744
Na.
>>711011679
>giftgas
>>711013742
see >>711013638
I wish they would let me use my photoshop certification
>>711012132
Nasal aspirator..... must be a parent.
Or baby catcher/gyno
>>711013816
Few bikes a day.
>>711012090
Vigilante
can anyone guess?
>>711013971
NEET?
>>711013971
NEET?
>>711012381
Ultrasound tech
>>711013971
Parent's-basement-dweller
>>711011726
THOR
>>711014041
>>711014045
Only one fuckin' seconds!
>>711014041
>>711014045
Hivemind strikes again
>>711011549
>No wear or tear on the gun.
You prob just a faggot by trade, a troll by nature. Either way you're a faggot.
>>711012709
Just keep telling yourself that...
>>711012772
Meter maid
I mean, to call them a cop would be a strech anyways.
>>711014028
alternative construction worker
"no questions asked" amirite?
>>711013960
Carrying a Hi-Point? That's one seriously underfunded avenger. Only thing a Hi-Point has going for it is that it as accurate as all hell. I know because that was the first gun I ever bought and my primary for years while still a poorfag. I wish it hadn't tore up on me. Had to put it down. Made me sad as hell.
>>711014133
>>711014130
Lol, again!
>>711013593
Unlicensed locksmith?
>>711014203
BAN THIS DANGEROUS ASSAULT WEAPON!!!?!?!?! RRRRREEEEEEEEEE
>>711013593
High school principal.
>>711012772
metermaid
>>711013817
System Analyst for an employer benefits company, not Fido tho
>>711014338
abortionist
>>711012657
carpenter
>>711014345
Wut?
>>711014170
Nope, not a meter maid.
>>711014189
entrepreneurial handy man. glory hole engineer
A hard one for you.
>>711006775
Take a guess.
>>711014071
correct!
>>711013971
Less of a profession and more of a way to get through school
>>711014440
They use bolt cutters to cut locks off lockers. Happened to me in high school.
>>711011275
Youtuber
>>711014587
You're in 'murica?
>>711014498
Jewish pianist
>>711014580
Professional toe wrestler
>>711014537
gangbanger
>>711014728
Nice one.
guess what
>>711014748
Close
>>711014890
a dog
>>711011408
cock gargler?
>>711014890
Vet?
>>711014718
You didn't have lockers in high school?
>>711011157
Its a stripper you fucking fags
![Adobe_Dreamweaver_CS6_Icon[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/kXUKSQ6.png "Adobe_Dreamweaver_CS6_Icon[1].png")
lol, not very hard
>>711014580
Sperm donor
>1000ml big cums
>>711014991
No, we don't have.
>>711013787
nuthair remover
>>711014897
Bus driver?
>>711015220
phaggot
>>711012132
>>711012709
That's not uncut
>>711014580
you sell clean piss to people trying to pass drug tests
>>711015192
Interesting.
>>711010405
Wizard.
>>711006775
>>711011726
Miley Cyrus
>>711015121
Youtubist
>>711014338
Hello Dr. Deletus
>>711015487
Coke addict
>>711015549
Proctologist
>>711015068
It's a fucking crimper you noob
>>711015482
Because, no negros=no bike steals
>>711014580
phlebotomist
>>711011022
>>711010984
This hit home. I'm a 3rd year student currently using Autocad for a project. I'm glad there are no jobs for me!
>>711006972
antique farm equipment
>>711014728
Oh, a comedian.
>>711014141
it's a google images photo relax bud
>>711013787
Someone stuck in middle management
>>711012483
Copy machine technician. Goddamn things break all the time.
>>711011157
rabbi
>>711011369
slump tester
>>711016113
>>711014503
Cocktailshaker
>>711014503
bartender
>>711016060
Nah, I'm like you. Damn thing breaks on me weekly
>>711014503
Bartender/dicksucker
>>711015869
you work for tek5?
>>711015869
Dongler
>>711015683
Nope
all day
>>711014890
Entomologist
>>711016141
LOL nice try filename
Here's a toughie.
>>711011726
john henry
>>711016607
Stagehand?
>>711006972
Serial killer
Guess
>>711016552
do you work in electronics manufacturing?
>>711016764
Journalist
>>711011549
Edge lord?
>>711016733
Nope. Thats not electrical tape. It is way thinner and meant to make curves.
>>711016764
Editor
>>711015830
Planned Parenthood competitor?
>>711015549
Piano tuner?
tried making it as non-obvious as possible.
>>711014897
Saw mill operator?
>>711017071
Technically no, but close.
>>711011157
Cow farmer?
>>711016862
>>711016901
Definitely no, and no.
>>711013268
Fedex kinkos
>>711016826
do you like my little feeder? :)
>>711012772
>btw im not a cop.
CUCK!!! JEWISHE CUCK!
METER READER PETER EATER! EVERYONE CALL THIS FAGGOT WHAT HE TRULY IS.
>>711017194
Harp?
