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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710602085
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, I have crippling autism
doot
>>710621854
But I like you :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGh0yVtQbLA
Reminder that gynoid waifus are underrated.
I wanted to buy a toy but the check takes a while to process to my bank account :(
>>710622325
I miss Jenny
I named Mami in Discord as "Not a HEAD of himself"
I cannot stop laughing. Please send help.
>>710622106
Nom nom nom
>>710622238
Or do you
>>710622493
Hello bby
>>710622485
The fire brigade are on their way.
![TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ldDfrsu.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [1].jpg")
Claim
>>710622485
add me on discord
>>710622426
:o
>>710622542
I'm reading pandora hearts right now because of you. I think you're likeable.
>>710622054
qt
>>710622599
-hug-
>>710622485
>losing people you actually like to the discord(s)
Feels bad man.
>>710622382
Which bad dragon are you getting?
>>710622428
He's gone, probably kidnapped by a kangaroo.
![TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4Ax1Grg.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [2].jpg")
>>710622799
*Hugs back*
>>710622819
Don't even joke, 300 people a year go missing in kangaroo related kidnappings in queensland alone.
>>710622819
I had to google what that was :o
gwyndolin from the first dark souls he's such a fucking cutie I want to have his children (sorry for the lewdness it's the only picture I've got of him)
>>710622812
I miss when the rabb.it was the kool place :(
Doot
Doot doot doot doot
>>710622812
He is not even online. So I think he is just having some midlife crisis. He will be back man. Keep believing.
>>710622617
What you is?
>>710623068
ceiling
>>710623018
Well I know what I'm masturbating to tonight
>>710623110
What's up?
>>710623018
cute dick :3
>>710623080
To Alice and the Road Rager
sorry, something came up and I currently can't reply
I saved your messages though so answers will come in a few hours if I see you both still posting
カラミチーマス
>>710623232
Hey Klonata
>>710623080
On the threads? I'm lucky if he drops in once a month.
Mimifag reporting in
>>710623214
my depression
>>710623254
I do not rage! I simply speed!
And I'll be either asleep, or off to my car meet. I'll check when I wake up to see if you're here though.
>>710623002
You google for a lot of things.
>>710622990
But black humor is good.
>>710622644
How far into it are you? I've been a bit lax in my reading of it lately
>>710623254
Okay. See you in a few hours
>>710623312
gonna eat wieners soon
>>710623487
I'm not as much a pervert as you :o
>>710623740
Perv
>>710623468
Nice
>>710623445
Hello
>>710623740
Bad Dragon is common knowledge.
>>710623550
Started tonight, so I'm only on chapter 5.
>>710623861
Hello as well
>>710622258
Reminds me of this for some reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvO1r1EAhqw
>>710623861
no :o
>>710623874
maybe in the pervert scene
I bet if I ask my mom right now, she wouldn't know what Bad Dragon is
>>710623861
>>710623740
>>710623477
My cute squad
>>710624075
you forgot to tag yourself :o
Claim
>>710624098
Oh my~
Me? I'm not cute...
>>710623888
I was reading it some yesterday, I find it reads really quickly, I read like 6 chapters in an hour or so
>>710624057
Who knows, maybe she will surprise you.
>>710624337
low res cute
>>710624563
I think those dogs might be sick :o
>>710624536
I try and read a western comic afterwards and try read left to right.
This has a lot of giggle worthy humour, too.
>>710622054
best girl
>>710623910
I am 90% sure I've sense you before, but I can't quite remember
>>710624057
Saying you aren't a pervert is like saying you aren't a cutie, it's absurd
>>710624075
Aw thanks
You forgot yourself though
>>710624839
There are a ton of funny moments in it, for sure
I like right at the beginning when Oz gets sent to the Abyss, and he munches on the cookies Alice gives him.
>chipmunkface.jpg
>>710623232
This does not tell me your Discord.
>>710623382
Sadly.
>>710624915
REALISTIC HAIR PHYSICS
REALISTIC BREAST PHYSICS
FROM BETHESDA™©®™2016
>>710624919
I'm not cute though
>>710624634
Such a charming little lad you are!
![Syndra [62].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nNMUdi6.jpg "Syndra [62].jpg")
>>710625171
Lies
BTW I found this pic, thought you might get a laugh out of it
>>710622493
Silly~
>>710624979
He's not dumb, but he sure is dumb.
I liked where they were going for a big reveal and Alice just carked it.
>>710625329
Alice is a literal best. Other girls in that series get way more attention than her though
>Echo is second best girl
>>710622054
Good evening. What is the news?
>>710624919
post "definitely lewd"
>>710624987
:o
>>710625171
such a cutie you are
>>710625195
why is she making that face?
Can i get some (You)'s?
>>710625501
Sent you da request bb.
>>710625690
>>710625690
>>710625690
>>710625690
>>710625690
>>710625690
>>710625430
Don't think I've been introduced to echo yet.
>>710625690
Only if you gay.
>>710625774
She comes along in a few chapters. She's fun and a cute
>Alice versus Raven never gets old
>I almost spoiled something
My husbando
>inb4 its a girl
>>710625973
fish
>>710626017
reminds me of her mom :o
>>710625771
Thanks
>>710625775
>Assuming my gender
Memes
>>710625432
NIGGERS
>>710625501
Not here
>>710625690
>>710625690
>>710625690
Here ya go
I would give you more but it's apparently spam
>>710626017
Hello
>>710625973
That's a girl
>>710626419
An cute!
>>710625929
Looking forward to it.
Nagisa claim
>>710626298
glad to see you again :)
>>710626485
Okay guys
I have five waifus and two husbandos
>inb4 heretic
Let me stop you right there. You see, each of my claims exist in a different multiverse except two which are one of my waifus and husbandos. My alternate selves claim the other ones. So I have to protect my waifus and husbandos from being claimed by alternate universe me. Any normal anon would want to protect his waifu from getting claimed by someone else. But technically I'm claiming the waifu/husbando so it makes it my waifu/husbando. But the alt me is technically not the same person as me as we're different. So technically when I claim my waifus another person is claiming them, but they still technically are me which make them mine. #QuantumLoopHoles
>>710626447
"She" identifies as male, you cunt
>Undyne
>>710626713
I stopped at five waifus
you can only have one waifu
>>710626419
Hey
>>710626713
Kys
>>710626791
Guess
What
>>710626631
I love that picture too much
>
>>710626713
Flawed reasoning. In multiverse theory, the you's in other multiverses are still you. You still have five waifus and two husbandos
>>710626791
Go back to Tumblr
In my day, we called a masculine girl a Tomboy, and they were great
>>710626124
>>710626447
How are you guys today?
>>710626713
I'm fairly sure that's schizophrenia.
>>710626993
I love myself too much.
>>710626713
>going into great length of explanating why you have this 5 waifus and 2 husbandos
>>710626994
Oldfag???
>>710627181
>alienakari.jpg
Kashima claimed!
>>710627073
I'm doing alright, been laying in bed for 4 and a half hours
>>710627103
You can never love yourself too much
>>710626864
Yes, but technically the other ones aren't mine as they're claimed by different people.
>>710626898
Why because I'm smarter than a retarded Trump supporter?
>>710626993
Yes but they aren't physically me. They are not my person. They are completely different entities
>>710627100
Theory of a multiverse is a real thing
>>710627143
Everbody is a heretic according to my paradox. But at the same time no one (except people who have switched and shit)
Suck a dick, tats
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Thanks
>>710627073
eating weenies :o
>>710627431
Well that didn't work
>>710627323
>cabbage control
>>710627323
This is something. Dude why not be a normie and claim just one person?
>>710627323
whatever heretic
>>710627465
eat my weenie :o
>>710627323
Net ty pedik zadnitsu rogonosets, potomu chto ty otstalyy yeretik
>>710627431
Wot tha fog
>>710627465
Yum
>>710627509
Oh shit it's a Smug!
>>710627571
Hey, Konata. If I ever come to America, I'll make sure to torture you before I break your bones, cunt.
>>710627976
marry me :o
>>710627976
>>710628258
Cute couple.
>>710628307
Shut the up fuck.
>>710627976
that's not me :o
>>710628258
I am actually serious. Is not that hard to find your adress.
Hurrah, I'm a winner!
Shiro claimed.
>>710628401
The message was for you, so, enjoy life while you still can.
I think I'll take some pictures of your shitty body aswell, fat fuck.
>>710628528
Why are you so mean to the Klonata
>>710628361
You're a
>>710627103
You're so modest!
>>710627323
Completely different entities that have the exact same structure as you in every way
>they're just exactly me, they aren't me!
>>710628492
Lolis are love. Lolis are justice!
Claimed!
>>710628528
fucking fight me
>>710628492
what did you win :o
>>710628492 (You) (You)
>>710628618
Why are you such a huge retard?
Stop talking in russian, you wanna-be.
You don't know shit about that language and you seem really stupid trying to comprehend it with your little brain.
I don't like when trash like you try to get smarter.
Because, you are just making your life harder, you are too stupid to understand Russian, or learn it.
>>710628726
No, you are!
>>710628837
I can't really fight a faggot who takes it in the ass 24/7 and all he does is spending his time on PC, like a sad turd.
Jesus, you are the reason society is going downhill.
>>710626713
Let me correct you, you don't have a waifu or husbando, you have several characters you quite like.
>>710629044
I just realized both chens use the same pics
you guys need to get some new pics :o
>>710629044
Can you please say something derogatory towards me too? It makes me feel better.
>>710629044
I just Google translate it famalam
>>710629223
Holy fucking shit dude, you really are retarded.
>>710628798
Loli is love, and love is loli.
>>710628837
According to OP the special olympics.
>>710628963 (Du)
>>710629458
con grats
>>710629436
the other chen has a name :o
>>710629389
Because your shitty brain isn't able to learn it?
What a simple human being.
>>710628410
is it really not?
>>710628307
i agree :3
>>710629458
you win a jew
>>710629510
I'm sorry that you weren't able to grow smarter, I pity your shitty mind and comprehension of life in general.
>>710629511
Thanks for ignoring my post, it helps.
>>710629631
I don't even know who you are
>>710629511
I'm lazy
>>710629565
I also agree with myself.
>>710629679
Nope, you are just stupid and boring.
Claiming Mei
Thick and Lovely
i will receive her Cancer with Gusto
>>710629618
no name here :o
>>710629671
You don't recognise me honey?
Good, it makes me feel better.
>>710629801
akiko
>>710629436
Welcome to the internet
>>710629801
Mei isn't fat
>>710629044
What you got going on today? How are things going with that grill?
>oh wow, both Chen use the same pics!
>This is an absolute miracle isn't it?!
>>710629695
gööd
>>710629833
i reconise you
you're that guy that everyone loves :o
i wish chen would marry me
>>710629856
>>710629846
who said anything about being fat.
you need to look up the definition of Thicc
>>710629963
Haha fuck off nobody loves me.
>>710630027
she is fat though
>>710630098
don't be like that
we internet hugged each other ;-;
>>710629833
I don't remember boring people.
>>710629856
Thanks, I mean.. I haven't been here for such a long time.
Is my first time in here.
>>710629813
Sigh, stay dull.
>>710629957
I'm just taking a break from my math homework. I'm thinking about watching Narcos, or reading. Currently drinking a tea and smoking. How are you? I will have an exam next week.
And yeah, I forgot people in this thread are slowminded and inane.
>>710629747
I may be kind of stupid, but I'm not boring
>>710629801
Doesn't she have fuckhueg boots and gauntlets?
>>710630027
>THOSE
>HIPS
>>710630176
why the bird :o
>>710630027
why did you reply to me?
>>710630152
>>710630218
>>710630256
you must have a different definition of fat then i do.
girls with curves are not fat.
She is big but in all the right places.
Actually dating a girl with the same body type.
but instead of Chinese shes Japanese.
>>710629957
Oh, and that girl is fwb with me aswell.
I will keep the other one as a side bitch
>>710630176
Thanks. I don't remember me much either.
>>710630027
Thicc is a horrible phrase
She'd be curvy
>>710630297
That pic is disgusting
those legs are of a 300lb person
>>710630297
horrible
>>710630218
Let me assure you, you aren't intresting at all.
Always here always posting the same shit, never evolving.
>>710630347
Ok
>>710630297
I never even said the word fat, I just complimented her hips and asked about her boots and gloves
That pic makes her look fat though
>>710630442
Hey mom I love you
I was done quicket than I'd thought
Hey everyone
>>710623550
> I prepare to watch anime
what are you going to watch?
>I just don't think anyone likes me tbh. That's just how I am
I'm sorry you think that way, first of all I like you and I'm sure plenty more people agree with me
>It's like 6 or 7 shots for me...
what do you usually drink?
>>710630176
Gross, math homework.
What are you doing in math right now? Is the exam next week about math?
I'm doing okay, I only bothered getting out of bed like 2 hours ago. Right now just playing some video games, but might go watch some more animeme
No dude, you obviously have a shared dropbox full of Chen that you're sharing
>>710630345
Nigga gonna have hoes for days
>>710630442
I want to snuggle you
>>710630297
why do you keep tagging me???
>>710630473
Hey man I'll have you know I shitpost in other threads and even other boards as well, you guys are just my favorite
>>710630580
I'll snuggle you instead, my snuggles are better
Don't even reply to me or I will fucking hunt you down
>>710630442
>>710630489
>>710630451
no idea what you are talking about.
i see you have never known the pleasures of a thicc girl
>>710630790
sachi?
>>710630698
I want to snuggle everyone :(
>>710630790
I dare you
>>710630795
You are overly defensive and insecure in your waifu choice
>>710630895
You slut
>>710630895
no klonata
>>710630534
Who wouldn't love me
>>710630795
There's a fine line between "Thicc" and fat
>>710630790
I'm doomed to hell anyway, please get here fast.
>>710630575
I'm doing logarythms and polynomials, because we recap what we studied on high school.
Yes, the exam is at math.
What games are you playing?
And yes, a dropbox full of 5tera bites of Chen pics.
Rare chens
>>710630698
Is okay, you are stupid anyway.
>>710630895
I will hunt Sachi aswell. That fucking mongoloid needs to be erased from this world.
>>710630990
>>710630958
that hip to waist ratio makes her
>pic related
Symttrea are a close second.
>>710629510
Thanks mate, it means a lot.
>>710629565
I guess I won't have to be cold tonight then.
>>710631092
Hello
>>710630958
>>710631007
i'll hunt you down and then we can have a threesome :3
>>710630990
I don't.
>>710630575
Hey math is not gross
>>710631011
>on highschool
are you ok?
>>710630966
:o
>>710630958
I am :)
>>710631125
Hey
>>710631131
You can fuck my corpse, just end me.
>>710631207
Howdy
>>710631204
>are you okay?
What did he mean by this?
>>710631011
I'm not that stupid
>>710631048
Chubby cheeks
>>710631131
Fun
>>710631186
Math is hard
>>710631204
That's a good thing though
>>710631204
when was the last time you say your bf?
>>710631230
nah
i'll keep you :3
>>710631282
very fun :3
>>710631230
Your life is sad. This is what happens when you mock Chen.
You realise how shitty your life is.
>>710631282
>math is erect
>>710630990
>>710630958
>>710631282
Canon Blizzard Art.
Yeah she wears thick clothes. But look at that waist.
no denying shes not a fatty. this girl has curves.
ass and titties. Some any man would drool over.
if you only like skinny/loli girls you are surely a virgin.
>>710631326
Fuck off, Chen. I fucking hate you.
>>710631325
Faggot.
Your life is the saddest thing I've seen.
>>710631439
Why do you hate me?
I don't even know who the fuck you are.
>>710631146
Don't be so tsun
>>710631368
That art has her at similar proportions to Ran
I'd hardly say that's thicc
>>710631326
I never mocked chen. I like chen. I love chen. I adore chen. I saved your replies to me and your copypastas. It will be my salvation.
>>710631501
cause you are gei
>>710631325
?
>>710631339
Yeah
>>710631368
I never said she was fat
>>710631253
Hallo
>>710631446
possibly
my life is pretty sad :o
>>710631501
you said you would marry me but you never did
>>710631598
I don't know who you are
>>710631670
I don't marry stupid fucks
>>710631642
>>710631647
Hola
>>710631682
You know who I am.
I am nobody.
>>710630552
I was watching Black Rock Shooter while I ate breakfast. It's a very confusing show, but I think I have it figured out now
I'm glad to hear you say that, but it won't change the way I think about things sadly, it's just how I am
I usually drink vodka. It takes more if I mix it though
>>710631011
Logarithms and polynomials were cancer. I don't miss doing that stuff at all
Currently I'm play a beta test for Revelation Online. I'm enjoying it, and I can't wait for the full release
Rare Chen's? I want in on this
>>710631186
I don't much enjoy it. It's gross to me
![TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/e99PYoE.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [3].jpg")
>>710631863
Salaam
>>710631758
but i'm not a stupid fuck, i'm just a boring cunt
i miss when you called me boring
don't you want to be boring with me together forever?
>>710631922
Yahello
>>710631863
コニチワ
>>710631978
nah
Girls want my dicc so I can't lose my time online
Soz
>>710631913
They are not for sharing!
Yeah.. but I manage to live
>>710632148
not even for a meme?
>>710631876
Edgy
>>710632148
>dicc
>Soz
what is wrong with you? :o
>>710632252
me too
![TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9mfAwVA.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [12].jpg")
>>710631981
Ciao
Claiming Frieza
>>710632290
thanks
>>710631998
>>710632317
ഹലോ
>>710631814
I'll still always hate Mei
https://youtu.be/krbhq4uO0oE
>>710632330
I prefer his brother
To me, he was always Cooler
![TomoyoKanzaki [18].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p1RpBH3.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [18].jpg")
>>710632358
Zdravo
>>710632290
lul
What a retard
>>710632510
你好
>>710632521
>lul
you're not helping me understand you :o
![TomoyoKanzaki [5].png](https://i.imgur.com/yK6PppY.png "TomoyoKanzaki [5].png")
>>710632563
হ্যালো
>>710631913
Oh what is it about?
and can you recommend it?
I get it, it is hard to get out of such a mindset, I was there before. I hope it doesn't stop you from talking with people because it is the only way to get rid of it.
Vodka is pretty good it sed to be my go to drink but I have been getting sick of it.
I got a bottle of morgan for tonight, still looking for some good mixes for it
https://youtu.be/ep0GX7TiWa8
Popular to contrary belief, chen were adbuctd by aliens now is werid :::::))^)
>>710632813
rename the file (16)
>>710632674
හෙලෝ
>I've never even heard of half of these languages
>>710632385
we love you too
![TomoyoKanzaki [13].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yNXrMQv.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [13].jpg")
>>710632902
Hyālō
>Neither have i
>>710632813
Howdy.
>>710633151
We can stop now. What are you up to?
Going to see my great grandma today with family
I'll post whenever I have a connection or whenever I'm awake
![TomoyoKanzaki [17].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DwKXoPO.jpg "TomoyoKanzaki [17].jpg")
>>710633308
Watching youtube videos, talking to you and trying not to jump everytime a firework goes off near my window. You?
>>710633308
How are there 30 months in a year?
>>710633206
Oh hi, what's up?
>>710633483
why are there fireworks? :o
