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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Waifu claiming thread.

Previous:>>710622054

>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, I have crippling autism
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>>710633550
doot
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>>710633604
tood
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M E M E S
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>>710633483
Why are people launching fireworks??

>>710633514
What am the sky? How does eat food? These are the questions we truly need to ask ourselves.
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Claim

>>710633526
It's bonfire night. Do you know what that is?
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My beautiful collage.
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>>710633682
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>>710633717
See
>>710633721
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>>710633721
nope :o
>>710633682
beautiful :)
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>>710633514
Doing pretty alright, my lighter had just enough gas to ground hash but stopped working when I was actually going to light it.

I listened to Blue Loveless yesterday since it was the 25th birthday of the original album and it was surprisingly amazing.
They variate the tracks much more than the Japanese did on Yellow Loveless.
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>>710633775
Oh okay, that makes sense. Did you remember the 5th of November?
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that was a quick thread damn
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>>710633757
Yeah, that basically nails it

>>710633815
Hello, never posts pictures on an image board
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>>710632813

Choke on a dick.
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Shirp claimed.

>>710633717
ᚹᛟᛏ ᚨᛒ?
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>>710633927
back in my days threads only lasted 20 minutes
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>>710633815
Basically a guy called guy tried to blow up the king a long time ago but he got caught because he was stupid. Now we launch fireworks because i don't know why

>>710633905
No i didn't
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Patrick Bateman claimed.
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>>710633989
but I post my waifu all the time :o
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>>710634075
what country are you from? :o
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Claiming best girl

Why is Civ 6 AI so damn retarded?
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>>710634108
Yeah and my writing.
>smiling smug nose guy
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>>710634066
oh yea summer threads were fast as fuck
especially durring europe night times
I'm just saying it was pretty fast compared to usual thread times
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>>710634155
England

I hear people screaming outside now
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>>710634075
Is this the same as Guy Fawkes night?
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>>710634075
>>710634155
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>>710634075
I'm not even from England and I remembered it by watching V for Vendetta
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>>710633829
can we just take a moment and appreciate this fuckin shit?
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>>710634274
Probably

>>710634315
I haven't seen that
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>>710634294
tomokutie
>>710634251
visit sachi for me :o
>>710634209
I've never posted that once
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>>710632736
I'm still trying to figure out what it's about honestly. It's kind of confusing, but I think I'm starting to understand
I do talk with people, mostly because school kind of makes me do so. I don't particularly enjoy the experience though
I never liked rum, but I hear mixing it with some cola makes for a tasty drink. I prefer vodka with cola though. Or orange juice.
If I mix it, I find I don't get drunk as quickly
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>>710634108
Then i must not see it
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>>710634463
S M I L I N G
M O U
U S Y
G E
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>>710633825
I remember reading something about that.

A tribute record, but then again I'm not exactly a huge fan of tribute records. I might check it out once I'm finished with being a fat fuck.
https://youtu.be/ccNW4tIEByo

>>710633717
How many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop?
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>>710634459
You should watch it. It's based on a graphic novel and it's really cool.
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>>710634698

Hey, Tats, I listened to a loot of music too and smoked a lot of hash!!
Please respond
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awooo~
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>>710633998
I love you too

>>710634821
I was gonna.

Are you still triggering people?
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>>710634562
why did you save it so many times? :o
>>710634610
I smile when I see you
>>710634821
hash?
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カラミチーマス
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>>710634821
B-but hash is bad.. why not weed?
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Ok so Skyrim is horrible to level in if you only use armor and one weapon
So now I'll have a sword and board and some magic

>>710634923
I save pictures without knowing if i already have them
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>>710634551
That sounds horrible tbh, what episode are you on?
Oh that is too bad, I guess you just needed to find people with the same interests as you, like us!
Fuck I don't have Cola and I wasn't planning on going outside tonight.
I never understood that combination, vodka and OJ, what is it you like about it?
Yea that is true, I just like the drink and getting drunk is a nice side effect.
>>710635091
Yea I never was a fan of Bathesda RPGs
I just don't like their leveling system
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Claiming Muu
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>>710635233
I'm bored enough to play Skyrim even though i don't like it too much
I have to finish it at least once
And again when i get a foxgirl mod
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>>710635233
I'm on episode 6/8. It kind of flips between two "realities". I think one of them is a representation of the characters psyches though.
Finding people with the same interests as me is a bit difficult to do. I have a very unusual group of interests
That's the only mix I know of that is supposedly good with rum. There might be a few recommendations online you could find with stuff that you have
Well, I like orange juice, and I like drinking, so that's the reason I find it enjoyable. Getting drunk is a very pleasant side effect. I like that part of it

Going to go do some mowing then raking. I'll be back later
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>>710634463
no

>>710634708
Maybe i will when i get time
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>>710635091
ya dingus :o
>>710635470
my
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>>710634918

Yes, mostly I do it by just being here
Where are you going to teach in other countries again?
My teacher kinda reminds me of you, he puts songs when we are drawing, he comes down and smokes with us but he is a bit cynical and harsh.

What about you? I missed you so much

Oh, and I made a girl who wanted to fuck mad because I want to do my math homework and listen to music, lmao.
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>>710634698
Yellow Loveless is a tribute made by Japanese artists, there's Tokyo Shoegazer, Boris, Lemon's Chair and a bunch of other bands I never heard about before.
It's interesting to see both their imperfections at replicating the original one and the new ideas they implement into it.

Blue Loveless is similar but with Koreans, I didn't know a single artist from it but enjoyed every single track thoroughly.

That track sounds comfy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9S9B1Zi_hUE

>>710635048
It's not really bad unless people add crap to it to make it look bigger. Hash is easier to find here.
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>>710635686
Really? How easy? I know that I can ask any of my 20+ dealers and they all have some. Is it the same in your country? Every corner has hash/weed.
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>>710635311
she is cute
where is she from?
>>710635392
Why not save yourself the trouble and download the mod now and only have to play it once?
Also don't you have anything else to play?
>>710635521
Oh only 8 eps? That's a short show, but if you are so far and still don't know what's going on it sounds kinda shitty.
Like what? Anime, WoW and alcohol? Dpesn't seem that weird.
Yea I guess I should do some research, I will see you later man
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>>710635890
Actually she's Asuka but I was just hoping someone remembered Muu.
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>>710634201
Because they tried to fix diplomacy as a valid option.
They over simplified it.
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>>710635965
Oh whoops, do you mean there used to be an old poster who claimed Muu?
Sorry I don't remember this person
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>>710635567
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LO8lTiN3K_M
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>>710635652
Ran is in the background drawn like she's about to unleash a stand

>>710635890
I do and don't
I could play something else, but i don't really want to
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>>710635846
Hash blocks are mass produced in Morocco and imported to Spain god knows how.
Then there's pretty much no problem taking it into Portugal.

Every dealer here has hash, same can't be said for weed.
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>>710636357
kek you are a weird one.
Well have fun
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>>710636345
I subbed to your channel :o
>>710636417
nice to see miku is best girl
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>>710636537
i don't have a youtube channel :o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3raQbtQcIvE
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>>710636417
Hmm... Interesting. I will just say that everyone has weed growing in their fucking backyard here. The reason why the cops did not do shit about it is because it is an Arabic village.
They are afraid it will cause a massive riot that they cannot stop. Like a full-on revolution. The hash thing here is more because of Saudi Arabia. They are too close to us, I could go there by boat if I wanted to.
My town basically has all the drugs they would want except the hard stuff: Cocaine, Heroin etc.
So yeah, fucking paradise in the desert.
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>>710636188
Yeah, the diplomacy sucks ass too. No matter what I do, I'm getting denounced and then declared surprise war which somehow makes other AI dislike me even more for some reason, or they think I'm a warmonger.
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>>710637287
>My town basically has all the drugs they would want except the hard stuff: Cocaine, Heroin

Bullshit.

Heroin is just morphine, which is found in almost every pharmacy everywhere. And if you can't find cocaine, you aren't looking for it.
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>>710637329
The biggest problem with civ AI is diplomacy. They haven't ever done it right. It's a simple as "Does player 1 have more than me? He's a warmonger. Did he give me 1000 gold when I asked? Cool. He asked for 200 gold? Declare war."

I just ignore them completely and focus on city states.
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Only random fools online that I don't give a damn about, but it's okay, I got all I need right here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvfstkCzLyA
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>>710638697
>random fools
>two of the oldest fags in the history of waifu are online in the same time
kek
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>>710638492
There is cocaine, I have seen it. It's just that the bedouins do not like it so most dealers who deal that shit there end up getting beat up. And the town is pretty small and poor, I know there is morphine but not as much as weed or hash definitely.
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>>710638849
As long as I don't care about them, they remain random fools, even if one of them was literally Trump.
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>>710638849
What a suck up.
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>>710636217
I don't even know who's here-
No, I'm sorry to say I do know who's here.
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>>710638971
Your caring is meaningless. Grow up, edgelord.
Go to suck Chara's feminine penis or something. You only consider shitty people as "important".
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>>710638849
Being an old fag in these threads isn't worth what it used to be.
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>>710639193
Aren't there only two oldfags left?
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>>710639188
>Your caring is meaningless
My caring is literally the only important thing if it's about who I intend to talk to.
>Go to suck Chara's feminine penis
I'm trying, but he won't let me.
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>>710639301
No, there are a few who still post. Others tend to stay away from the threads because it turned into a faggy hug box full of emo shits who are dicc hungry for (You)s instead of waifu talk.

Welcome to the Avatar Circlejerk thread under the guise of a waifu thread.
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>>710639520
Be the change you want to be.
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>>710639520
We haven't had this talk in a while
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Only 4 fags are from the old generation of waifu thread in this thread right now
Try and guess who I'm talking about and you'll get a prize.
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>>710639075
All i know is you are here and I am.
So whats's up?
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>>710639722

SHUT THE FUCK UP TATS
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>>710639733
Easy.
Lurking Shiki, Tomo, Tats and Shiro.
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>>710639906
Mai is older than Tomoko.
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>>710639906
Shiro came in after February.
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>>710639906

is the guy who spend 8 months on an online relationship.
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>>710640131
No, he didn't.

he was here before I was
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>>710640091
elitist btfo
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>>710640310
Mai is older than you.
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>>710640091
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
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These threads are fucking cancers, all of you fat man baby virgins should
Be exterminated, you'll never contribute to the gene pool because no girl want to fuck a pathetic weaboo. Comb your greasy hair with a shot gun you pillow spankers
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>>710640486
Mai used to post "Claimed." in November threads..
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>>710640131
He came around before I did in early January.
Pretty sure.

>>710640091
I doubt it, but I don't think I could prove you wrong. Feels bad.

>>710640245
It is.
How is it going?

>>710640310
Did you heard about Ginko's condition?
He's been better, so that's good.
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>>710640646
>November

Cute.
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So are we now fighting over who the most socially retarded is around here? Because if it helps, I spend a lot of time photo-shopping nazi hats onto my waifu.
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>>710638515
In earlier Civs I was able to have good relationships with some, or even with most of the civs, but not in this one. It's just impossible. For example, if you've met Kongo and found a religion, next turn he will whine why you haven't converted his cities to your religion yet when his closest city is 50 tiles away from you..
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>>710639733
The real question is: Who cares?
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>>710640414
Maybe.

I don't even know, though Mai was never really a part of the community

>>710640703
Nope I haven't seen him in some time actually.

That's good to hear
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>>710640793
Yeah, more or less.

I'm so socially retarded I was claiming Tomoko in waifu threads before these threads became commonplace.

>>710640933
This.
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I created the first waifu claiming thread.
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You are all a bunch of bored people who just spend a lot of time in this thread, instead of doing something productive, that's for sure.
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Kinda annoying you guys are too busy measuring your oldfag dicks instead of talking
I'll just go do something else.
Later
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I'm so socially retarded I made a notepad full of all the /waifu/ copypastas
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Amd you guys care too much about the thread.
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>>710640990
That is pretty fucked up, I must admit. Not the most autistic waifu by far, but I guess you got some pretty good chances to win this regardless.
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>>710639656
hey mizore, been a minute.
>>710641030
gonna need photogiraffic proof

hello all
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>>710641356
Hi
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>>710639774
Measuring my oldfag dick!
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I'm an elitist. I don't like it when people post low quality images, claim multiple waifu, or post 3D sluts.

Generally when people DO do this I make fun of them and try and turn the thread against them.

Lastly, I try and make other people feel as if they need to work toward some type of acceptance when it comes to joining the community.

YOU ARE NEW and you need to know it.
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Chen is the oldest oldjerk
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>>710641060
but what if I am productive and also spend time ITT?
>>710641432
Tomo? or Kona? or someone else
>>710641461
I'm only and old fag for 4chan in general, in terms of /waifu/ I'm new.
>>710641743
first half good
second half utter shit
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help
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>>710642000
Same.
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>>710642000
hello emo karen, it's been a while for you too.
~tali
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>>710641927
oh hey tali, you are here
might stick around a bit then
>>710642000
with what?
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Roll for your shitposting superpower:

0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.

2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.

4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.

6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.

8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.

Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
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>>710640942
I's a somewhat rare catch anyway, just like you.

Did you drank a few beers with the other Greecefag?

>>710642000
Good digits.

>>710640990
Up to watch a movie?
Shiki's coming.
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>>710641927
I'm me
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>>710642000
>trips
Okay, I'll help you whatever there is you need.

>>710642215
roll
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>>710642223
Maybe next time.
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>>710640793
And you're doing a great Job at it
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>>710642215
Rolling

>>710642189
Anything.

>>710642164
I am always in your heart, qt.

>>710642223
Hi hi, nice trip.

>>710642125
New hearthstone expac
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>>710642215
Trips guy would kill for 2-3.
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>>710642215
None of those sound good tbh
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>>710642411
I didn't see all the cards yet, specially since I want that game to die.
That priest card that discovers something from your opponent deck looked interesting.
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>>710642189
>making me blush
stahp it you
>>710642302
oh heyo yoyo chan
>>710642411
like a parasitic worm ^_^
>>710642223
hello best siscon girl
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>>710640821
Sure you can have good relations with some, but diplomatic wins are stupid and you'll have to use the people you friend as opposed to just uniting the world. You can't make them all your friend, and the whole number system that controls relations has never been fixed well.
>>710641356
No its been a color.
>>710642000
Nice trips, check this.
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>>710642411
oh alright
I'm here I guess
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>>710642348
I need you to show me love and affection, it doesn't have to be genuine, just do it.

>>710642411
I choose the power to recite copypastas from memory.

>>710642508
What is dead may never die
Long live Reno/Kazus decks
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>>710642462
2-3 and 6-7 are the only good ones tbh
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>>710642215
I feel like I should update this somehow.
Rolling.
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>>710642223
I'm not that rare

Well, I will tomorrow, though it won't exactly be beer.
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>>710642660
In civ 6 everyone just seems to hate you for different reasons. Sooner or later.
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>>710642659
But instead of leaching off you and giving you an early death, I fill your heart with warmth and happiness.
How've you been and shit nigga

>>710642660
Checking your lack of trips, pretty unimpressive, tbh.

>>710642665
Revy claimer? New?
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>>710642659
Hello
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>>710642792
Enjoyed the parade?
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>>710642826
>everyone just seems to hate you for different reasons. Sooner or later.
Sounds accurate to how society works.

>>710642670
>Kazus
Literally who? I'm still stuck in Reno Nzoth.
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>>710642826
>Likereallife.
The space one was super hyped and was total shit too. Like complete unbalanced shit.
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>>710642659
How is work going?
Those bills going to be paid soon?
>>710642852
It's not revy, though Revy has a huge influence on her creation.
Also not new, been here a while
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>>710642401
I actually fucked up the right top corner on that one, but I don't have the psd file anymore and am too lazy to make it again.

>>710642670
Can I show my affection using money?
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>>710642852
I don't know what your talking about, I have trips every post, see?
>>710642936
>Image
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>>710642660
i thought it was a hexidecimal?
>>710642852
true and i've been doing good had a 6 sale day at work to close out the week. may get offered a management position.
>>710642898
how goes life
>>710643012
see above tbh
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>>710642428
Everyone would. You can roll for nudes or pantsu with trips.
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>>710642711
2-3, 6-7 is just an improved 4chan pass, 2-3 is supernatural.
Since every /waifu/ thread is longer than 100 minutes I could cause a shitstorm by getting quads every thread.
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>>710642900
I see it every year, so that was pretty neat.
I did get to see some of my students parade this year too and got to meet up with that other faggot
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>>710643097
I don't know. I have a cold or something and people keep setting off fireworks outside so i have a headache now. How are you?
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>>710643190
Can also roll for people to take showers and tell newfags to fuck off when they claim your waifu.

>>710643223
You could argue 2-3 is just a very well coded script in a computer with good connection.
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>>710643039
I don't have any way to receive said money, why can't you just /hug me?

>>710643012
Define a while, though.
Who is she, then? Nice to meet you anyway

>>710642931
No dupes in deck = battlecry create a spell
3 discovers defining what kind of spell it is

>>710643097
That does sound pretty good, dude. Gonna celebrate it if you get it?

>>710643042
Lies, lies as always.

>>710643352
I thought it was just a military parade? Students get to join in too?
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>>710643488
True.
If two shitposters got 4-5 /waifu/ wouldn't exist.
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>>710643097
That's good news, though I thought you wanted a complete new job and not a higher position in the current one.
Or am I wrong?
>>710643605
i started posting early july, it's not long but it has been long enogh to have to post under an alias, how gay as that sounds
Her name is Hetza Hellshock, she is a fanmade character of a japanese DnD-esq game.
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>>710643488
It would be a dream come true!

>>710643605
Yea... I know I said 'anything' but I would much rather, like, not.
Can I show affection by not directly insulting you or maybe saying something nice about you to someone else?
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>>710643190
Roll for nudes or pantsu
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>>710643605
Two parts, first part is the military parade second is the student parade. I have never actually properly watched them both.

So it was a first for me
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>>710643449
want me to kill them or at least take their fireworks away?
>>710643605
i can't celebrate till im at the tippy top
>>710643763
I just want good money to pay all my shit off so that I don't owe anyone shit
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>>710641927
Are the super oldfags the ones that posted in waifu claiming threads before all the other animu hideouts dissolved and invaded the waifu claiming threads and turned them into a circlejerk?
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>>710643791
deal
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>>710643763
> long enogh to have to post under an alias
what have you done to need a new identity?
also
>commiting heresy
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>>710643097
Yeah. I have no idea. I know it was bad in civ 5 and they simplified it for 6.
>>710643605
No lies, only trips.
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>>710643791
>dream come true
Like Homurolling trips? I honestly miss watching you fail over and over.

>>710643605
I'm confused. What's the full name of the card?
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>>710643829
Fool, you can not outtrip me!
I've been pantsu rolling for ages.

>>710643878
Karen is a cool dude. You should talk to him and show him affection.

>>710643903
Onto it.
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Now i need a good elf name
"Pointy Eared Asshole" might be too long
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>>710644222 (checked)
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>>710644222
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>>710644222
Who?
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>>710643866
That makes sense and a higher postition will definily help with this
what would you be doing in this management postition?
>>710644071
I don't really want to go into depth of that since I have been having a good time lately here and that has been a while
I know how sad it must sound but frankly I don't care
>>
Reminder that heretics don't love their waifu and are just avatarfags
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>>710644222
These trips are better than yours
>>
Is that buttfox?
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>>710643763
Kinda strange, no real reason to post under an alias just because you're an old poster.
Anyway nice to meet you, or nice to meet you again if you talked to me before.
What's the game called? Is there a lot of fanart for her?

>>710643831
What do you mean? Skipped out before they ended or what?

>>710643866
I mean you should pat yourself on the back just a little bit at least!

>>710644116
Still only seeing lies.

>>710644199
It's Kazakus, apparently, not Kazus.
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>>710644199
I've become quite skillful in that regard.
But I do miss Homu. She's best girl.

>>710644331
Jahrelange Übung, jahrelange, einsame, traurige Übung.

>>710644377
That blond emo with crippling depression.

>>710644441
So close...
Still truth.

>>710644461
git gud, m8
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>That blonde emo with crippling depression.
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>>710644422
How come everyone is a heretic? Why are you claiming waifus when you don't care about her after a few weeks/months?
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Oh, and is that Noun?

Does Alice still mess up /b/ sometimes?
S-stuttercunts

>>710644548
Oh, that one!
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>>710644548
I already gud m9

>>710643866
Yes pls
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>>710643878
fuck if i know or care being the oldest oldfag is like being the most retarded retard.
>>710644116
well at least it got fixed
>>710644422
pretty much still the same shit but i would also be responsible for taking other people around neighborhoods and picking them up when their done.
>>710644520
I mean i will but i'm not done till i can pay for like a 70k car in straight cash.
>>710644683
but we love you
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>>710644520
Yeah, I get distracted easily so I just bail on them quite quickly
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>>710644801
Most retarded retard?

I'll be taking that title.

I'm now king of the retards.
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>>710644683
I also said that you would be a cool guy! I actually did!

>>710644762
Yea, just say something nice like "there are worse waifu's, even if not many".

>>710644786
Nice singles :^).
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>>710644548
>Jahrelange Übung, jahrelange, einsame, traurige Übung.
Klingt wie meine Masturbationslaufbahn
Aber scheint als hätte sich die Arbeit bezahlt gemacht
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>>710644944
hail
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>>710645089
better than yours
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Screw it, I'm naming my assassin elf Zelda, after the cute elf boy in that game
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>>710645089
>shiro is a cute
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>>710644683
Don't worry anon, it'll all be ober when the ISIS soldiers knock on your door
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>>710644520
Looks flexible and fun, I wonder how properly balanced it is considering there's so many possible effects packed into different mana costs in the same card.

>tri-class cards
I can't tell if I like this idea or not.

>>710644548
That she is, but she deserves a certain pink haired girl to claim her.
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>>710644520
It is mostly because I'm an anxious fag and care to much what other think about me.
I'm just having a transition moment I guess, it's probably a bad decision but eh
Nechronica, I hadn't heard of it before but I stumbled upon it while browsing /tg/
There suprisingly is, which I am happy about
>>710644746
look what i said to Karen
I still love my waifu right now I am just avatarfagging
I'd say take it as a compliment, I like this community too much.
>>710644801
Oh that sounds kinda shitty actually Lol
how much would you be getting paid more than your current job?
>>
>>710644801
do you count as oldfag for being the oldest overall or the oldest active? Or is it a time requirement?
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>>710645159
I'll be your cute elf boy :o
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>>710645278
extra dollar per hour
>>710645310
pretty sure it's since your first claim post in these threads. but it's still meaningless.
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>>710644801
Why would you want to do that, tho.
Also I'm not depressed

>>710644877
I feel you on that, parades can be fucking boring. I'd rather just watch on tv.

>>710645089
I guess you did.

>>710645215
I feel like it's a good idea but at the same time I feel like they just used it to get out of making actual cards for all of them, idk.

>>710645278
Eh, alright. Was just curious.
Welcome back, then.

>>710645432
Be my elf, pinko
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>>710645152
Nah, don't lie so obviously, or he'll notice. Stay modest with your compliments and lie only a little.

>>710645091
Joa, ich hab die Technik mittlerweile ziemlich gut raus.
Und die Sache mit den trips läuft auch schon besser.

>>710645202
She sure is, thanks for noticing.

>>710645215
I guess you're right... it makes me jealous and my heart ache, but if it is for her sake, I can stay strong.
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>>710645609
>>710645609
>>710645609
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>>710645278
>early July
I should have made a list, so many summerfags and heretic I should know...
>I like this community too much
I should say that's a bad thing since it's quite bland and ingenuine but I am no less broken
>>
>>710645092
Hey, don't tryand steal my title.

I'll stay over here and disappear into nothingness.
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