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Well, about two months ago I told you faggots I was in line to

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Well, about two months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 802 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid.

After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest person on /b/.

A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now

First to roll quads gets $50,000
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Cool
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Tom thumb
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Quads
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ezpz
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>>710592191
What
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>>710592191
fuck your quads. Hook me up.
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highest amount of doubt
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>>710592532
unless its some broke countries worthless toilet paper money. In which case I guess its my shout :P
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Rolling for . . . Stuff
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>>710592191
50k is some life-changing money.
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cool paypal phishing scheme op, good to see you're still at it after all these years.
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>>710592191
Ay, hit my paypal up with that 50k.
[email protected] is the memeail.
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>>710592191
anal leakage
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Fuck it why not... rollerino
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>>710592191
You copy/pasted it wrong, faggot.

anti-rolling
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>>710592191
Gods to the quads.
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>>710592767
Reroll
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>>710592767
ReReRoll
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>>710592767
ReReReRoll
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I WANNA BELIEVE
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>>710592941
reroll
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>>710592767
ReReReReRoll
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>>710592966
rereroll
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>>710592767
ReReReReReRoll
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>>710592191
geef.
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReRoll
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Rollll
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I smell BS - but wtf I'm drunk so rollin
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Roll
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lol
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Where's my 50,000 nigger
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>>710592191
>uncle who molested me
Pics or it didn't happen.
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ayo check dis mane
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rollllllin
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I'm getting quads, but I know I can't trust you.
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>>710593111
close one
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710592191
Congrats
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>>710593111
SO FUCKING CLOSE
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rollerino
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[email protected]
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quads?
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>>710592191
ROLL
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Could hurt to try
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reroll. [email protected]
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people still beleive in this ?
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How do I redeem my prize
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roll
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final roll
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listen, im short 10 bucks... i need it to buy some shit. hmu at [email protected] and help a brutha out
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[email protected] for PayPal


50k can help a nigga
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>>710592191
this copy pasta bothered my for one reason the dumb cunt who wrote it thinks you inherit money from a court case. You inherit mainly from dead relatives you get a settlement from a court case. Its like the nigger who wrote gorilla instead of guerrilla .
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>>710592191
Roll
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>>710593111
shit almost quads REROLL
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>>710593262
what if its real
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>>710592191
Why not
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Hey man listen, can I just have like 1000? Im having a really hard time lately.
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>>710592191
If quads I bequeath to the anon below me
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>>710592191
Again
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>>710593335
:/
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>>710592191
Give here OP
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>>710593309
Roll niggerrrssss
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Rerollerino
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[email protected]
ROLL
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I'll take it
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>>710592191
egga
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>>710593309
ROLL
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>>710592191
2016 and still believing this
fucking newfags
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Show me the money!- Cuba
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/roll
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReRoll
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Fuck it
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReRoll
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Roill
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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kys faggot. you posted the exact same thing two days ago.
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Any proof op?
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How does knew roll?
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i want you to nut on me
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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#yoloswag4jesus
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710593666
oh daddy, so close
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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roll
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4444
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Hellen Keller was a jew
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>>710592191
I only accept payment in memes
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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Roll
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>>710592191

discord
z_Ka_T
#5844
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roll
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710592191
I'll take that off your hands.
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I don't Ben care if I get trips I just want to see if this is legit
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>>710593715
Roll dice
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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roll
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>>710592191
gotz 'em
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Paypal is [email protected]

Rolololoo roll
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>>710593904
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710592191
quadies 4 life
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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rolling
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>>710592191
I love /b/ at this time of night, because you can see that you have to wait for quads or even trips
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>>710593950
Reroll
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>>710592191

I'm skeptical, but I'll take a roll at that.

I got laid off, got rear ended a week later, and my g/f left me...so I could use really use a nice lil' paycheck.
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710594035
Rereroll
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710594082
Rerereroll
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K
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Right here
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roll
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710593861
Quads aint easy
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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DEUS VULT
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>>710594124
Rererereroll
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op do you want an internet girlfriend
I'm a black girl who gets 4chan humor and I'm pure so feel free to propose as well
I'm half joking

rolling :)
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quints get
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>>710593950
Rererererererroll
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i dont need your money
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>>710592683

I wouldn't say "life changing" but it sure as hell fucking helps.
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>>710594179
No niggers allowed
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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Ror
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Rolling
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RRRRRRRRRRRRolinnn
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>>710593950
Rereeerrreerrrrrrrrreeeerrrrreeeeeeeroll
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skeptical roll

257241 987972
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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rrrrrrrooolll
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>>710593950
Almost to those quads... gimmie dem
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I'll give this a shot.
My steam is TheZombiecam.
Even if I don't get it, I hope OP actually follows through for whoever does.
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Rawlin'
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Neat
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>>710592191
Roll
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Nobody will ever win this money
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ez
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>>710592191
I got 4444
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>>710592191

Rollin'
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>>710594179
>I'm a black girl and I'm pure
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>>710593950
Get
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i need money thx
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>>710594349
Reroll
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>>710594148
Last try then I'm gone
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gimme 50 k bitch
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pz
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Quadzzzahh
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>>710594313
skeptically rerolling
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>>710594407
Lol
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Check em
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roll
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>>710594407
I really do.
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>>710594431
Reroll
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710593420
reroll
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>>710592191

Quads get
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You can keep it...
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>>710594447
So FUCKING close
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Ill take some of that money.
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>>710594257
Reror
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>>710594473
reroll 2 times almost quad
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>>710592191
Congrats op, Rolling for stupendous wealth
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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>>710594444
faggot
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kek I request you, give me the quuuaaaaadsss

My journey is righteous, my intentions are noble.
If I am worthy let me be your instrument of JUSTICE.
I honor all those who trust me.
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>>710594417
I'm 100% serious
Conservative household with really strict parents :)
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>802 million
should have gone with a more realistic amount for the story, maybe a million or two

bill gates didnt molest you
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Roll
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Rolll
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>>710593420
rereroll
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Quadzah reroll?
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No one wants your fucking money
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quadz get
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If I get the quads I will shove three sharpies up my ass
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i could use some money to buy a car sence it's going to start snowing PS i ride a bike
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Op is quietly laughing at us failing. His Chetto covered lard fingers stroking his 5 o'clock shadow.
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>>710592191
Rollin
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Rawlin'
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do you give up?
Will you abandon their only hope...

Have YOU FORGOTTEN?!

No, I have not forgotten.
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quads get
hook it up snapchat nightmarre
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Roll
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I got your quads bois
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>>710594696
reroll
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>>710593420
REREROLL and GET
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I have a million schemes and just need money to fund 1 and I'd be eternally happy live for a year then off myself. Quads plz
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>>710594721
rereroll
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reroll
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>>710594736
Quads GET
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>>710594734
Reroll
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Rolling
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FUCK IT!
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Quads pls
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Maybe if I give op a sappy story about my life he will give meh muney;))
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>>710594440
So sad
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rollin to this fake shit
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>>710592191
nerds the money is mine
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rollin
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<3
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>>710594734
Just give it to this guy. Come on OP.
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>>710592191
Rolypolyoly
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>>710594763
quadiquad
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>>710593420
roll gettt
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rollin
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If I get that kind of moneyz I will find some way to give back to \b\ too
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Roll
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>>710594969
ily 4chan reroll
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If 5000 kek grants me the power
from the shadow realms reserve
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they see me rolling
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is thee anon still here to start with?
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>>710593420
roll
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Roll for your life!
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Fake and gay
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>>710592191
I'm gonna get them quads
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please roll
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You can contact me at 4012062726 for my reward
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>>710595056
Reroll
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>>710592191
Quads!
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>>710593420
dint happen and keep rolling just curious to get quads
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>>710595119
Reroll
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>>710592191
Please get quads
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>>710592191
rollin
[email protected]
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>>710592191
Alright roll
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>>710593420
they see me rollin
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roll
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>>710592191
rerollin
[email protected]
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>>710592191
Could start my own company
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>>710592191
>802 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid.
and no mention of it on the news?
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>>710592191
Oh quads
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yeeeboi quadddss
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>>710594349
Reroll
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>>710592191
Money pls
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>>710593420
rolling in the floor
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Is OP even still in thread?
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>>710592191
Quads yes!
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>>710593420
fk this
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I'm just here for the puss
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>>710592191
Pls money
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>>710592191
I get quads all the time
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Check em
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my email
[email protected]
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show me the bread
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>>710592767
>actually rolling
is this nigger for real?
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ba bamm
[email protected]
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>>710592191
Pls im sooo poor
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>>710592191
[email protected]
Roll
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>>710592191

lying /b 4chin nigger who has nothing, will never pay out of his shit-filled pocket, posts to whack off...rake in that $8.20/hr job hah!
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>>710593420
rolls
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Kek
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rollin
[email protected]
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Gimme Money.
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roooollll
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>>710592191
Omg pls
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>>710594349
ReReroll
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>>710593420
rool
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kek
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>>710592191
spend it all on milk and make a milk swimming pool. Please.
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>>710594349
RereReroll
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[email protected]
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XD 2345
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>>710592191
Ahhhh momey pls
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Gay post
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>>710592767
ReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReReRoll
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Check em'


[email protected]
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>>710595486
Reroll
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roolll
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Kek
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rooll
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Quads get.
[email protected] PayPal yo
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>>710595574
continuedddf
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Come on quaddies
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>>710595555
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>>710592191
Pls quads
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snapchat nightmarre
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>>710593420
z
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roll
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>>710595599
Double Dubs fam aye
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>>710595629
shit
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lol u stupid dum ass is it's a fake post that's not actually millionare
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>>710595486
Rerolll
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>>710592191
quads pls
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op is a faggot and a liar
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>>710593222
Off by one
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>>710595612
Rurollllllll
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i will do this for fun
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>>710592191
I love you OP
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>>710595737
Gis fam aye cheers
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ez
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right here baby
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>>710595777
Keep us gan fam aye
Fucking trips tho
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The legendary exodia
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>>710592191
I want quada so
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>>710595486
Rerolllll
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>>710595822
Cheers mate good night aye
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>>710592191
Quads pks
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roll for the lol
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>>710595822
dubs
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>>710595777
Trips > Quads aye
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Broke college student. Quadz plz
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>>710592191
I got thislocal orse
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>>710595777
Nyet Dunnet get aye. [email protected]
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>>710595899
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>>710595486
Rerolllerinoo
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>>710592191
God is on my side
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>>710595777
Go on son. Oruogh
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got it
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>>710595963
cmon
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>>710592191
Pls good
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sometimes i fantasize that mods create these thread and ban all the retards posting their details
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>>710595999
trips but no quads
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Waiting for 6666
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roll
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>>710595777
Gis some that get
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>>710595486
Rerolllerinoh
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>>710595777
Quads reeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>710595777
Reeeeeeee
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>>710592191
God is on my side!
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>>710592191

PENIS.

fuck you, OP, you made me post my penis. good job.
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>>710595486
Rerrol
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rol
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>>710595777
Reeeeeeeeeeeeerarrrrrrr
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>>710592191
Qpla jesus
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6666
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>>710595486
Rerooll
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>>710592191
Ok i got this
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>>710595777
One more come on lad reeeee
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>>710596245
ill win soon enough sorry anons
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