/nzg/ - New Zealand General: $38 Million Edition
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/nzg/ - New Zealand General: $38 Million Edition
Why are IDs even gone?
>>710592722
I don't know why you even bothered getting a ticket when mine's the winning one.
>>710592722
dubs just won $38 mil
>>710592986
Keep talking shit, mate, and I won't even invite you to my mansion-warming party
>>710593261
>tfw I actually bought a ticket
God I hope you're right...
>>710593261
>>710592722
Jackpotted. Is 44 mil now.
tfw didnt win shit. playing lotto makes me depressed af.
dinner was good tho.
>>710593827
What even is that?
>>710593827
Thinking about what you'll do with the money only to have your wildest dreams crushed by reality, week in, week out...
>>710593864
bacon wrapped shrimp.
>>710593864
looks like cheese wrapped in bacon.
>>710594038
what would you do? I'd buy a small holding, live my dream of being mildly self-sufficient, buy some live stock, maybe start making cheese to sell at the Saturday market. Travel the world in the winter.
>>710594194
I'd buy myself a pie. None of that big ben shit. Like, a lamb and rosemary and kumara pie.
>>710594194
That sounds fucking comfy, but the travel is the right mix of the outside world into it.
As for me, fuck knows. Just buy a nice place with a garage and live waaaaay within my means. Going to weebland would be nice though
Also >>710594682. Mainly pies. $38mil in pies, actually.
dubs and I go to town and fuck shit up.
>>710595350
dubs i stop studying and shove a firework up my ass
>>710595350
rolling
>>710595555
HOLY
fuck shit up my boi
>>710595521
rolling for this too.
>>710595555
Let us divide these quads into double dubs and see both >>710595350 and >>710595521 happen
>>710595350
Go. and do double what you were thinking becasue he >>710595555
got double dubs
>>710595350
>>710595555
post pics
>>710595555
YOUR FUCKING TURNT MY LAD
>>710595762
sounds like a good plan to me. double dubs.
>>710595350 fuck shit up and >>710595521 assplosions.
>>710595762
will need a firework to be provided
>>710595781
>still not asking for it.
>>710595873
Go hit up >>710595521 I am sure he has some.
>>710595873
It's fucking Guy Fawkes, they're everywhere
This post is dubs and I go to town.
>>710596100
fuck
>>710596100
have a good night
>>710596100
there you go boi
>>710596095
Yeah, i live next to a park and it's fuckin annoying
>>710592722
Did anyone win?
>>710596100
>>710596364
No. Jackpot 44mil.
>>710596694
Damn, gotta play again then.
anyone in hamilton/waikato go to the burnout comp today?
Wellington meet up 11:30am
????
>>710597307
South W Maccas, half eleven
Be there or be gay
>>710597307
>am
>>710597452
south W?
the fuck is that bro?
>>710597551
The cook straight.
>>710597593
the straight that cook cooked all straights are cooked by cook
its strait faggot
>>710597593
THe fuck even is that?
you fucking inter islander!
>>710597731
suck my autocorrect mother ducker.
no one in hamilton went to the burnout comp?
>>710598212
Nobody would be caught dead in Hamilton, of course they didn't.
>>710598302
i live in hamilton, the burnout comp wasn't in hamilton, it was out of town
>>710598302
also there were several guys up from christchurch just for the burnout comp, so suck it
>>710598302
kek
>>710597452
So are fireworks going to be banned?
Which one of you was it?
>>710599679
>black power
>sieg heil
How is pepe in 2 gangs at once?
>>710599847
because he's pepe
>>710599893
No further explanation required
>>710599679
I fucking hope not
>>710600058
>>710592779
Sup Fags. Who actually bought a ticket?
>>710600395
Right here
>>710600265
melons
>>710600265
every day until he returns.
>>710600265
RIP
>>710600265
>everyone my age is with friends or SOs tonight
>think about how lonely I am
>get to my place
>get in elevator, set it to go to level 3
>elevator suddenly fills up with people who intend to go to level 2, and numa numa ey their way up to level 3, one sloshing his drink everywhere
>QT girl offers for me to join
>don't know how to reply, now I'm alone in my room
>>710600692
feels anon
>>710600692
you say "sure". Social interaction isn't so hard.
>>710601054
you'd be surprised buddy
>>710601155
The only way that wouldn't work is if you were wearing a fur suit, in which case she wouldn't have asked in the first place.
>>710601054
But overcoming the crushing self-doubt and suppressing the immediate thoughts of how you'll fuck it up is hard, and takes up the time where you're supposed to say "Sure"
>>710601054
What would I even do though?
Stand around awkwardly?
Parties are awkward as hell if one person is far more sober than everyone else.
>>710601237
exactly this
>>710601244
this too
>>710601244
>take dick out
>wank in corner
>wait
>get laid
>>710601237
Yeah, I kind of wish I said yes, but it's way too late.
Well, it's on the floor below me, but it's even worse trying to jump in without an invite.
if I roll dubs or better I will piss on cam
chch logging in
db's interpretation of idbro
So what do /nzg/?
>feeling lonely
>but there's no way that party would not be awkward
>>710602666
crash party with satanic trips
>>710602641
I remember him doing this live on paint on tinychat while kyss was on cam
>>710602666
You can suck my dick, that way you don't have to talk.
>>710602641
>>710602797
db/slut's an oldfag?
>>710603392
He is the oldest of fags
Many a name change but the homie stayed the same
>>710604349
Fuck off.
>>710604408
id fuck that
>>710604349
show your sexy face, you handsome devil.
>>710604781
>>710604609
>>710604408
What I'm saying is there is already a thread for that
>>710604969
what I am saying is show your face faggot
>>710604969
she belongs here
>>710600265
this pic is nzg famous now. congrats.
Q here.. what did I miss?
Hi kiwis. Americunt here. Again your thread is the most civil. Mind if I join you?
>>710605250
You missed you sucking dicc
>>710605329
shiittt
>>710605329
she didn't miss it, she was there.
>>710605255
eat shit you burger faggot, you're only getting a (you) because you got dubs,
>>710592722
http://104.236.113.91/ - FUCK KIM DOTCOM!!
>>710605250
lol your samefagging is so transparent
>>710605513
I lurked earlier but forgot about thread because drams
>>710605443
Heeeeeeey maaaaan, that's not cool. I just wanna chill with the kiwis, is that not allowed?
Also, wtf is a burgerfaggot?
>>710605566
come to the tc cunt.
>>710605646
Tc=Tinychat?
>>710605755
yes, nzcam
why is it so hard to find a missus
>>710605899
>tfw 4ch has gotten four of us laid
>>710605899
Cause you're beta.
>>710606114
say that to my face bruv
I went to NZ last year to see the country.
It's nice, but why are you people so mediocre? Serious question.
NZ attention span is weak.
threads slide so quick m8
Nelson representative in the house.
>>710606491
You need to go Australia to understand how we're better.
>>710606491
we're chill as fuck that's why. different culture.
>>710606284
I would and you would stutter cause I'm qt since you find it so hard to find mrs. Cause beta.
>>710605813
I keep dropping network connection for some reason. I was able to connect for a few secs then lost. I'm on mobile.
>>710606633
is that you nice tits busted face girl?
>>710606724
Mobile app is eat arse that's why. Use a browser.
>>710606728
I don't have a busted face tyvm.
I don't have a fucked up nose, monobrow or even a weird birthmark. It's not squashed up, hairy and neither do I have a hair lip
I'm perfectly within the golden ratio.
Lets see your busted face.
Where the Dunedin homies at?
>>710606629
yeah, when the hell are you guys going to legalize pot? even the US is doing more. the fucking united states, guys, come on.
Anyone have her vids or photos? A NZ girl I know her from way back when but only have this one, and can't find anything.
>>710606947
Soon, we do whatever aus does and they just started the medical marijuana buzz. It's decriminalized if that helps.
>>710606947
Too many fuckers on welfare, as if the government wants to give them money to further enable their laziness.
>>710606877
those are some bold statements, can you back them up?
>>710606984
why though? Hotter chicks in this thread right now.
tits are nice but it stops there tbh
>>710606847
At work. All I have is app. Try to open in browser and it opens app.
>>710606947
aslong as your smart about it, you'll never get in trouble for smoking pot. the biggest issue here with pot is people treat cops with no respect when they get caught.
ayo its my birthday today!
Don't bully the queen
>>710607079
>>710606984
I know this one.
>>710606988
that's cool
>>710606993
that sucks
>>710607138
that's cool, too. I would think NZ a heaven for pot use....either because people are blissed out on the beautiful nature, or bored out of their minds surrounded by the beautiful nature, lol
>>710607186
hnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggggg
when was this???
>>710606984
aynsley carrick
yr welcome
>>710607186
pinging
>>710607186
toni foster
how do i get on the dole /b?
student about to be looking for work
mfw shit tier degree choice
>>710607328
we already know this kek
>>710607291
I knew that already brosiv, just can't find anything else
>>710606847
Can I still be a part of the cool kids club?
>>710607259
like 10% of put users are here for the nature and shit. the rest are all kids or retarded adults who think gang connections are cool and try be "gangsta". its a real shame that a beautiful country has a really dark underlying culture or crime, drugs, rape and gangs.
its bigger than you would think aswell.
>>710607408
get your burger arse in here fucker
>>710607291
Have any of the pics or videos?
>>710607453
I've actually been watching a lot of shows, docs, and videos of nz gangs in these days. It makes sense, filling a gap in the old tribal way that was and now isn't in the modern world. Not that it's "right" or anything, but I can see why it happens in NZ so much. There are a lot of people that don't feel like they fit in in the world.
>>710607490
Pal, I wish I could but I can't connect
>>710607453
ur an idiot did u considerthats sum smoke weed like u prolly drink alcohol u sound like mr dudley
>>710607800
Forgot pic
>>710607828
app sucks bro
>>710607858
I'm realizing that. Oh, fishsticks.
>>710607805
im not seeing where your trying to go with that.
this is now a weird dick thread
>>710607936
Feminist mods probably banned you
>>710608456
that can't be real
can it
>>710608525
Goddamnit. Already? I didn't even do anything misogynistic yet.
>>710608901
who dat?
>>710608937
auk girl, dont know name
>>710608901
any more?
>>710610029
Stuck in some shithole in the north for a few days any suggestions on what to do or see?
>>710611322
Very Nice
>>710611520
>>710612347
I just wanna bury my face in there and sleep.
>>710612539
You might suffocate
>>710612629
probably but what a way to go. death by tiddle suffocation.
>>710612629
>You might suffocate
Perfect
More with lips?
>>710612749
True
>>710612758
Sorry kinda in the dark
>>710612919
This threads to closest I've come to getting laid.
>>710612919
show areola
>>710592722
>playing lotto to win
>not playing to support the countless projects, charities and organisations that the national lottery funds supports
No traps where i live
Why even live
>>710613035
Really? Explain.
>>710613095
>>710613392
show drunk labia
>>710613392
>>710613490
Nar
>>710613195
>wanting poophole instead of pussy
sounds like the jews might have impregnated your brain with a gay virus
you should consider why even to live
>>710613525
Let's cam fuck baby, I promise I won;t be disappointed.
>>710613392
I'm an awkward/shy mute, this is maybe one of the few conversations I've had with a female.
>>710613605
You won't be.
>Baby
>>710613556
I am. Considering just offing myself
>>710613638
Awww :(
>Conversations
>>710613659
kik me
>>710613761
Ok.
>>710613730
>Conversations
Physically can't have them. most people think i being rude or im just really shy.
>>710613916
Aww you just need someone to take a shine to that.
>>710614026
Preferably a deaf person lol
>>710613916
know them feels bro.
>tfw Q doesn't believe my thirst
>>710614112
It's not that i don't want to, it's just that i look retarded trying to sign people who have no idea what im saying.
>>710606548
>australia
>better
Lmao nice meme kiddo
>>710614256
I know
>>710614640
>>710614785
Better lighting
nzcam is done and thread is still not 300. im out, night bros.
>>710614939
god damn woman, climb up on my dick please.
>>710615141
>wanting to cook a pussy
fuck off chink
Should i just visit a brothel?
>>710615141
That flaming hot? No thanks my vagina is delicate
>>710615668
Aren't they all?
>>710615668
don't worry. my dick is just as hard but there's no fire semen.
>>710615720
Yeah they are but I get minimal action. Believe it or not but I'm a bit of a social abnormality too. Agoraphobia sucks yo
>>710615812
I know that feel. Leaving the house is futile for me, Thank fuck for online shopping or i'd never be able to get my smokes.
>>710615894
Yep do my groceries onlike kek.
Online shopping made it worse tbh but I'm comfy
>>710616146
meanwhile you are free to express yourself and sexuality on /b/.
Much appreciated but you need to turn your light on.
>>710616146
I dunno if i'm comfy. I feel excluded alot by not being able to talk. But fuck it, i've got 4chan and vidya.
>>710616299
This is one of the few places i can express myself fam, don't knock it.
>>710600265
>>710607186
What do I have to do to get this girl to right my name on her tits?
>>710616454
Probably just ask at an earlier time.
>>710616366
not knocking it, I just want a better view.
>>710616547
I'm just happy people are still here to talk to bro.
>>710616299
Trying to chill before sleep.
>>710616454
Name?
>>710616454
Step 1. Be IDbro
>>710616454
you have to be at a higher level for Queen Quercy to acknowledge you on her tits
>>710616454
>Implying she'll write just anyone's name
She's too good for that. She's not an easy girl.
I'm fucked. Mutebro out.
>>710607186
>queen
fuck off with that shit. handful of girls more suitable for that title than her.
>>710617186
such as?
>>710617186
>delivers daily
>can bant with the best
who is more deserving? You?
>>710617186
True.
>>710600265
>>710607186
i actually wouldnt mind seeing this posted ever day tbqh
>>710617361
it is
>>710617300
but they dont deliver regularly
>>710607186
TFW I love IDbro but not cock
>>710617260
ging is at least one, she still lurks and has been around for way longer. self posting your old nudes every thread for attention every thread isnt queen
>>710617283
>quercy
>bants
fuckin kek mate.
>>710617300
chch?
>>710617456
what has ginga done to be deserving of queen? quercy's ID timestamps alone used to rack up replies
>>710617456
>he has never been savaged by Quercy
Sorry bro, I didn;t know.
>>710617595
The fact that theyre a normal fucking poster and an old fag who's generally a cool person. Dont see why camwhoring your tits over thread for attention makes someone deserving of queen.
>>710617617
>never seen quercy get buttmad over bants in tc.
savaged by quercy? dont make me fucking kek.
Can't understand the Q hate she seems nice enough
>>710617797
do you even know what it even means to be queen? followed by the most. no one knows who ginga is outside of tinychat
>>710617456
Self nudes yeah, old no. Phone doesn't save em. I get that you're cut I get attention or it could just be that I'm not your ideal what ever but you need to lighten the fuck up. You're legitimately spitting nails over some chick on the internet and frankly it's far sadder than me posting my nudes for attention. Yeah the attention is nice but do you honestly think I need that much validation from these people? No. I do it because I enjoy it and I'm comfortable enough with myself not to care.
The "buttmad" is part of the bants you fucking moron. Reaction keeps it going.
>>710617465
No
Since queen of nzg is still unclear, is there a definite king?
>>710617917
if she didnt self post her tits every thread she would have faded into obscurity weeks ago.
>>710618048
IDbro
>>710618048
IDbro obviously
>>710618041
>The "buttmad" is part of the bants you fucking moron. Reaction keeps it going.
yea, fuckin sure. Just like the white trash drama between you and your baby daddy you like to make public in chat is all for the bants too.
>>710618048
never met him but most people would agree on idbro
I vote liz for thread queen
#freethehomie
>>710618041
>Rational explanation and rebuttal
>Incomming buthurt
>>710618096
Just because you don't find me interesting to talk to doesn't mean that no one else does either.
>>710618048
How new are you too even ask this?
>>710618048
I vote we are all kangz because every anon is special and contributes to the thread in their own way
>>710616657
Mr Stacks
>>710618198
Keep crying.
>>710618048
would there ever be a female version of IDBro?
>>710618360
If you think that you're retarded
Do you not know who the real kang is?
because it's obvious, always has been.
really, it only takes one thread to know
of course, it's IDbro.
>>710618627
HE WUZ KANG
rest in memes
>>710618627
Rhyme master kek.
>>710618627
Checked
>>710618627
i like all of us being kings better desu
>>710618627
if you look at the first letter of each line.... whoa
>>710619048
That anon killed thread
>>710619627
it's 4AM retard
>>710619692
Umad
>>710619627
should I start a shit fight? that gets people posting.
>>710619833
We fight enough amongst ourselves.
>>710619911
exactly. guaranteed replies.
>>710620000
Nice quads.
>>710620060
thanks i try
