kemono
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>>710589957
work hard snarf.
>>710590059
wtf am i looking at?
>>710590131
then use water like i meantioned before. alcohole will deplete your of nuteriants and make you more hungry. water will not do that.
>>710590316
nah atfer that i wentback to Warframe and farmed a little more. then i went and did weeding.
>>710590974
Marriage is for losers.
>>710591008
Weeding, that's what I did the other day... On my head, that is
My head is spinning and Katten isn't here so I'll go die now, g'night
i feel safer here
Hit me with your flashbulb eyes.
>>710590974
believe me I'm a useless degenerate anyway
>>710591008
as I said in the dead thread, I just need to not drink in moderation. If I'm hammered, I don't need to eat
>>710590718
who said you wouldnt?
>>710590847
see >>710591071
>>710591057
dude ethanol lmao
>>710591115
me because I'm not a WHORE OBVIOUSLY
>>710591141
western civilization was built on booze my dude
>>710591180
untrue
>>710591039
uhh ok then. night.
>>710591057
>what a life
Hows your future liver look?
>>710591151
now you are lieing to me and these good people? how DARE you sir
>>710591008
dunno what your looking at
>>710591205
the god tier white men having six martini lunches disagree with you
>>710591211
dude idgaf I'm going for #27club
>>710591223
I would absolutely never do such a thing
>>710591282
you are a liar and you cannot be trusted, unfriended
>>710591282
they could be spending that money on condoms instead of ethanol
>>710591367
you wouldn't unfriend me if you unfriended me you'd get no more of my dope nudes
id let you tie me up and fuck my brains out. Gags, restraints, cuffs, collars, leash, most gear is awesome. Been on both sides happy with both
>>710591211
hey tiger
>>710591416
but why would they
alcohol makes you feel good, condoms make sex feel less good
>>710591432
Is that right? I curious to hear all the things you'd like to have done to you.
>>710590739
I'm not a programmer.
>>710590908
Not where I'm from.
>>710591425
thats only like 50% of why im friends with you, dont be silly
its so nice to get stoned
>>710591432
Oh man, I'm a rope bunny too. I like to be helpless to my top/Dom.
>>710591594
literally the nicest thing you've ever said to me
>>710591597
its so nice to lay down
>>710591432
>>710591517
Oh, and what general region are you from?
>northwest
>>710591446
Hey your up and awake!
How goes it?
>>710591688
I think ur an OK person and you have an above average figure
>>710591621
No, you're a naughty whore who needs to be taught a lesson.
>>710591791
I agree. I like to lay on the floor and stare at the ceiling.
>>710591860
I'm fucking glowing
>>710591843
annoyed, fedex screwed up my delivery
just finished my exercises though
>>710592012
>>710591907
that must be uncomfortable without padding
>>710591933
ahh shit again!
this was your laptop right?
>>710591863
That's not very nice!
>>710591814
anythig you like, I enjoy edging, spanking, light cbt, pet play/ pup play, nipple play, being bound tight. Gags, pup hoods, restraints, and nipple clamps +++
this thread is cancer now fuck me
>>710591919
pet pet
>>710592052
I am always uncomfortable. And my padding is built in.
>>710592178
uwu
cancer
I'm closing the thread but I'm on steam
>>710592060
yeah, I saw the truck pull in at the plaza next door, and then I checked the status and it changed to undeliverable as he drove off.
now I gotta wait till monday before there's a chance I get it
Neffy
Tops and bottoms are losers, only the bisexual/versatile/switch master race is worth anything.
>>710592060
That reminds me of this game a bit:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/655082
>>710592235
hey starshine
>>710592147
Oh, I like all those! Are you wanting to be a pup for someone?
>>710592376
Nini <3
>>710592190
how do you live?
>>710592404
oh
good night
>>710592402
Hell yes
>>710592335
I can easily get the normal and good endings for Undertale, but I haven't been able to get the bad ending yet.
>>710592213
ahh can't people even read numbers anymore!
well atleast it's not lost or damaged.
How'd your weekend go so far?
>>710592454
Don't try to !
Poor guys.
>>710592430
Precariously.
>>710592518
it's been good. gonna head off to bed in a couple hours, and head off to dnd tonight.
how's yours been?
>>710592447
I'd give you the full treatment with it. Maybe if you're good, I might give you a cuddle after.
What about chastity?
>>710592577
What? I'll try until I win.
>>710592658
I,Thank you sir i hope to please, if sir wants it
>>710592066
Bad boy!
>>710592771
Win ? Fucking hell man, you're ending their lives. How horrible is that ?
>>710592588
do you know why youre so uncomfortable?
>>710592806
How much experience do you have?
>>710592905
stop injecting the weed,
>>710592905
I do, yes.
>>710592810
I guess you'll have to crop me or spank me now!
Ugh, I want to have a Dom bf again so badly! Vanilla just not as good :(
>>710592634
yet for a mountain walk this morning. played games, went shopping, played games, did weeding, played games, went to gym, lifted. i will head home and get a pizza for dinner.
tomorrow i have to get the house really cleaned for inspection in about 1 month. then i'm on holidays for 4 weeks.
You going anywhere for xmas?
>>710592910
More not much I want to learn though. I was kinda forced into being a top due to so man bottoms. Always wanted to be a pet
>>710592961
but i havent injected the weeds today
>>710593035
dont you want to try to, like, fix it?
>>710593073
I hear Nibi wants a submissive pet
>>710593079
home, hanging out with family. looking to get a vive around then as well.
you have any plans for the weekend?
>>710593198
Nobody is ever close to me geographically.
>>710593152
That would be dishonest.
>>710592870
>digital images
>lives
Pick one.
>>710593085
You'd have to get some obedience training then; think you could handle being submissive, being told what to do, and being punished when you're a bad doggy?
Wassup faggots <3
>>710593418
Yes sir
>>710593488
Where ya' from?
>>710593329
dishonest?
>>710593562
Philadelphia
>>710593575
*sticks my penis in your weed*
>>710593421
not much, you?
>>710593575
Yes, dishonest. I would be lying by saying I deserve to be comfortable. I don not deserve to be comfortable.
>>710593673
>``deserve''
That word is such a worthless word.
>>710593652
ill just suck your tick to get the thc back. win win.
>>710593673
it depends, presumably your own thoughts about yourself constricts yourself into a "do not deserve" mindset, or even something from your past you can't forget about.
>>710593610
Why does everyone live on the east coast? I've another pup up there in NH.
>>710593908
dick*
maybe i am high.
>>710593908
It might be protein infused THC
>>710593946
Where are you from? West coast?
>>710593905
>>710593908
I can't forget anything in the past. It's simple a matter of being a very bad person. Very bad people do not deserve comfort.
>>710593905
Worthless to who?
>>710593946
That picture is hot. Believe me I am trying to relocate once I finish school.
>>710594079
North Idaho.
>>710594101
Worthless in general. There is no such thing as deserving or not deserving something.
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>>710593946
>>710594120
PS I really hate the east coast
>>710594101
cum dumpster slut
>>710594009
i would suck your dick even if it didnt have thc crystals on it.
>>710594101
everyone is bad in their own way. you cant be too bad if you participate in gfur threads.
>>710594456
I thought you had a bf
>>710594139
Still around
>>710594432
what'd you go to school to do?
>>710593236
a vive?? nice! we can play VR games together if there are any multiplayer ones :)
no just house work and stuff. my plans are for the holidays.
>>710594365
I vehemently disagree. People deserve and don't deserve things all the time.
>>710594446
I'll play along, just this once.
>>710594456
I'm the worst one here.
>>710594642
Computer programming/ app development, working construction as well
>>710594677
there's definately a few, rec room and hover junkers for sure
whatcha doing over christmas?
>>710594552
no? i wouldnt force anyone to have to deal with 10 minutes of myself. but in my dreams i have a qt lucario bf, so it doesnt count
>>710594710
how are you the worst one?
>>710594756
Oh, nice. You could probably find something in Seattle which is a ~5 hour drive from me or Spokane/CDA which is about ~2 hours.
Do you want to take this to steam?
>>710594794
I'm extremely negative, I take a perverse pleasure in other people's misfortune, I constantly try to buck the trends to make people upset.
>>710594928
skype type chat?
>>710594938
Can you buck the trends by posting sfur?
>using proprietary, closed source chat protocols
>>710595098
I don't have any porn saved on my computer.
>>710595094
I don't have Skype. Steam is the only IM thing I use.
>>710594938
A pessimistic sadist? I mean, I've heard a lot of people disliking people, hell even I'm introverted enough to never want to have anything to do with my own family. I think you need a new view on life, to try and get out of a rut you're living. Go out some, find some friends in hobbies.
>>710594762
igot hover junkers it's fun. i got another one, it's like a dungeon crawl type game
Going to gold coast to surf and learnto wind surf.
>>710595558
tongue my asus
>>710595258
>Steam is the only IM thing I use.
That's pathetic.
>>710595397
>go out some
Of course I'm not him, but if you don't own a car, there is nothing to go out and do in the USA. It's impossible to be social unless you're in college.
>>710595558
I did windsurfing once, it was fun. Sailing is fun in general.
>>710595397
I have friends, I talk to them about serial murder and how much I dislike other people. I'm not a sadist, I don't enjoy causing pain. I'm a painter, my hobbies are essentially reading, cartooning, watching films, listening to music, and staring at the ceiling.
>>710595258
whatt do I look for sir?
>>710595622
What's your steam?
>>710595558
I'll be able to play with you after christmas then
that sounds like a lot of fun, spending the entire 4 weeks there?
>>710595796
dees2834
>>710595663
post it. i do like to tounge the forbidden but it must look nice.
>>710595668
Yeah it's looks heaps fun. i thought i might try kite surfing too, but they say wind surfing is eaiser to pick up.
>>710595668
I own a vehicle. I used to spend hours driving out in California. From basically 11pm everyone went to bed to 4am. I'd drive those empty desert roads, smoking, and listening to music.
>>710595913
>dees2834
>There are no users that match your search
Try looking for nialiss.
>>710596055
Sounds like a waste of time.
>>710596102
yes sir
>>710595916
Hey man.
>>710595811
nah just 2 weeks then heading up the the most northern point of queensland and travelling back down staying at a few camping spots on the way, should take me 3.5weeks.
>>710596102
watersports are great sir
>>710596294
Hello
>>710595699
well, you could always talk to a licensed therapist about it. But, I still think you need to change your view on life. Think of the good stuff.
>>710595668
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
>>710596265
fuck how did i read that as anus.
i need an ass to play with.
>>710596351
get league he's maids uniform yet :)
>>710596482
y-you don't want to tongue it?
>>710596482
No but he has stockings.
>>710596294
sounds like a fun month
>>710596102
can I give you my fun email,steam is shitting the bed.?
>>710596482
I don't have to have the feather duster too do I?
For some reason that is the one part that would be a step too far.
>>710596585
and they are very nice stockings too <3
>>710596420
Therapists aren't there to help people. They're there to make people less of a "problem" for society by making them boring conformists.
>>710596482
>>710596644
Eh, fine but I hate using email for things.
>>710596693
I should get some more pairs
>>710596934
where the hell are my beef wellingtons?
>>710596934
maybe some blue and black ones. I think those would be nice, but I really good collar should probably come first.
>>710597126
in the mail
>>710597198
Yeah true
>>710596720
you should still think about what makes you happy instead of staying with the negative thoughts that you have.
>>710597419
Whether you do that or not does not require going to a therapist.
I think it's best to be realistic rather than optimistic, anyway.
Instead of thinking about happy things, make the world around you a world that makes you actually happy.
>>710597371
isn't there a personalized website for that?
>>710596106
It wasn't a waste of time. I was able to be all alone with my thoughts. I like being alone.
>>710596420
I went to therapy, I stopped because I could no longer afford it. I see nothing positive in life. I also see my outlook as being a perfectly fine outlook to have. Another reason I'm a bad person is that I find all this ope flaunting of sex and sexuality to be disgusting, yet I'm also very sexually active. I talk shit to and about these people, yet I'm basically no different from them.
>>710597594
Yes there is.
>>710597670
you need a dicking
>>710597619
*open
>>710597619
I like being alone too: I do it without a car.
Also, disliking sexuality is retarded. Don't act like a muslim.
>>710597826
he gives the dickings and only to me.
>>710597826
I need no such thing.
>>710597619
You seem like a good person to smoke with
>>710597619
well, unless youve went through with killing people or something similar. youre not too bad. people express themselves in different ways, i guess.
>>710598169
you seem like a good person to cuck
>>710598037
I do it without a car now even though I have a car. There are no open spaces out here, I enjoyed that about the desert most of all, how open it was. I could head in any direction and be completely alone and not confined. There are just hills and trees here, I cannot stand it so I don't drive anymore than I have to.
I cannot help it. I am immediately repelled by that kind of talk from people I'm not sexually attracted to. And when I say repelled, I mean it puts me off to such an extent that I absolutely am filled with hatred for that person.
>>710598169
Smoke what? I'll tell you the process of me getting high and then being high. I hit a joint, a blunt, a pipe, a bong, a bubbler, etc. Then I cough for 20 minutes and almost pass out. Then I feel like I'm on fire and being stabbed by thousands of needles all over my body. And you can tell I'm high because I get pissed off to the point where I want to beat the living shit out of everyone. I don't smoke weed because of this.
>>710598477
I am rotten to the core. I should have died in that fucking car wreck.
>>710598611
I see. Florida is very flat and open, I wish there were trees here. However, the humidity makes it feel claustrophobic, as you always feel like you're walking through molasses.
So it doesn't feel as open as it actually is.
>I cannot help it.
But that's wrong.
>>710598778
You assume I have control over myself and the way I think and react. I have very little control over myself.
The worst part for me is that I'm almost always perceived as a happy person by people who see me in real life because my face is almost always smiling.
>>710598918
I think the human mind is very powerful. You can control yourself.
>>710599037
I understand. Everyone calls me happy, too. It's frustrating and disappointing.
I'm seen as this big goofy fuckhead by almost everyone. Everyone I work with think I'm the happiest person ever. The diminutive cooks that I tower over gave me the nickname Osito because they think I'm just this happy go lucky nice guy.
>>710599037
Do you need daddy?
>>710598611
i do not believe you are. youre too abrasive against yourself. im not sure what else i can tell you that you wont rebut.
>>710599358
Cooks? Details please.
>>710599337
I can't control myself by any means. I've a condition.
>>710599364
I am filled with an intense guilt when I think about my father. He was born into intense poverty, was abandoned by his father when he was three, was beaten by his alcoholic mother every day, had to steal food or rely on the kindness of his neighbors if he wanted to eat more than once a week, and still managed to become successful enough that he's comfortably retired and he's not even 60. In comparison, I am a total bum. Not even worth giving the time of day to.
>>710599540
I'm abrasive towards everybody. I hate myself so much that I can't even stand looking in the mirror, which is why I removed it. I smoke heavily and eat garbage as a form of self harm, I sit with my legs contorted so that I'm always uncomfortable, I put tacks and rocks in my shoes and scatter them all over the floor so I can't even stand comfortably.
>>710599747
I sell garbage to trash monsters that they put into their faces so that they give me their money.
>>710593658
Alcohol as per usual. How's your night going?
>>710599982
good. trying out path of exile
>>710599790
please don't. clean up, youre forcing yourself to live uncomfortable that in itself won't help you.
>>710600032
Not sure what that is
>>710600134
it's a diablo style game. it's free and pretty good so far
hello
>>710600125
Being comfortable is dishonest. I am compelled towards honesty. I am sick to my stomach if I am dishonest.
>>710600202
I think my friend told me about a game like that. Diablo ftw tho
>>710599790
I think that's being defeatist and dishonest: please describe this condition.
Why would you be proud of your father for being a capitalist?
>masochism
Punishing yourself solves no problems. Punishments are actually useless in that they accomplish nothing.
>>710600344
I've only really played diablo 3
hi!
>>710600282
you're being dishonest to yourself when you keep inflicting pain on yourself and pretending its what you deserve.
>>710600589
Hi!
>>710600640
>>710600853
sex in public is hot.
>>710596693
the head dress would be worth it though.
>>710596585
:)
>>710596610
I hope it will be.
I've come back home with pizzaandican't believe that i've missed 4 episodes of supernatural
>>710600992
Eh, it's humid, hot, and full of mosquitoes.
The majority of sex I've had, I've had outdoors, and I wish it was indoors.
The only relief I get is when I finish a painting. And that's just a relief in so far as I don't feel anything and can breathe again. It only lasts a short while, a week or two at most.
>>710600388
I have excess pressure on my brain from a traumatic brain injury when I was a nine month old. A man fell asleep at the wheel of his car, ran a stop sign, and t-boned my family's car. My head split open, my brain swelled out of the skull. I was declared DOA, they managed to bring me back, then later my lungs collapsed and I was declared dead a second time, they brought me back after that as well. I grew up experiencing intense headaches all the time, have problems with visual and auditory perception. I have visual, auditory, and physical hallucinations frequently. I found out not too long ago that as a small child I used to have absence seizures several times a day. All this is the result of the damage to my head. I also have shitty genetics as far as mental illness goes, as depression, schizophrenia, and manic-depressive disorder run rampant in my family. I was diagnosed in high school as having a schizotypal personality disorder, and was diagnosed last year as having clinical depression. I did not choose any of this, and because of all of this, I have no control.
>>710600640
It's by no means dishonest. It's the very least I deserve. I probably deserve more.
>>710601044
I love that show, almost all caught up to date
what kind of pizza?
>>710598611
Just a random stranger tellin ya that was not weed my man and you're killing my vibe.
>>710601162
It was exactly weed. High grade medical shit that's supposed to make cancer patients feel better about their poor life choices or whatever.
>>710601044
not wearing a headdress, I look terrible with things on my head and I have short hair.
>>710601134
I see. You should probably commit suicide.
>>710601276
You'd look cute it in
>>710599790
Can't tell if edgy ass b8 or genuine sadsack
>>710601081
i think its best to plan ahead for a good day where it won't be shitty. But I think it's the shock aspect where a lot of general people will see you whether or not they want to. it turns me on.
>>710601134
its what you think, but its not what should be. its sad sight to see when people believe they arent worth anything. especially with your past.
>>710601140
bbq meat lovers.
it's got somuchmeat on it :)
>>710601276
well are you going to have the long white gloves with bows on them ??
>>710601363
>>710601400
well if luc thinks I would look good I would take his judgement. Also I don't need those because my panties have bows too, they are lace and cradle my package very nicely haha.
>>710601134
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
>>710601400
you and your love of meat~
>>710601275
Well then somebody threw in you a lil extra somethin somethin
>>710601279
Suicide is for people who can't bear to face reality as it is. I stopped taking drugs and drinking for the very reason that I want to face reality.
>>710601383
Genuine sad sack. I've the head scans from when I was in elementary school and when I was in high school, which shows the spread of the scar tissue. In high school my neurologist told me that I may have to have a chunk of my skull removed if the pressure builds too much in there.
>>710601392
I am not worth anything. The only thing I've ever done worth anything are my paintings. And even that might not be enough.
>>710601575
I don't get the reference.
>>710601734
Spongebob
>>710600465
Diablo 3 is magical. Especially now that necromancer is coming back
>>710601518
wow sounds very sexy.
>>710601598
dead abd alive. i have a particular taste for sausage~
it really is, luc's a lucky guy and I'm just as lucky to have an amazing boyfriend like him. I might be more lucky I was able to find everything I wanted in a boyfriend in him.
