Waifu claiming thread.
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>>710159468
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>710189011
>mfw this thread
>>710189011
mandatory uta claim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
Someone pick a weapon type for me to use in Skyrim
>>710189227
One handed axe.
Those of you located in New York, I suggest you leave before 11:25.
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>710187566
O-oh my, thank you senpai~
>>710187967
Well if you really want them...
>>710189227
Bare hands.
all these fucking rules so you faggots can pretend you're homoweeb. where is the fun
So a few months ago I promised an anon I would mail him corn dogs for Christmas
Does anyone know who that was?
>>710189227
One-handed sword. Swords are the fastest melee weapons, and one-handed weapons leave the other hand free for spells, or another weapon. Y'know, for duel wielding.
Also sonata claim
Also sonata
>>710189458
only 3-5 are actual rules
the rest are either a guide or a joke.
ill let you guess which ones.
still alive and done with studying
god damn tired though, gonna hit the hay for 3 hours
goodnight guys
>>710189721
Goodnight
>>710189742
no you're not, you will wake up in an hour and a half.
>>710189319
Axes are gross
>>710189450
I will punch a dragon to death for you
>>710189725
Dual wielding is a meme
It's either magic or a board to match my sword
>>710189227
Dagger(s).
>>710189918
It both works for his character and is a good play style. Cool.
>>710189742
hug me yuno
>>710189918
Eh, whatever floats your boat.
>>710189425
yes please.... I'm begging you.
>>710189918
>Axes are gross
Don't disappoint me or my Skyrim character ever again.
>>710190046
I'll be the most shit ninja ever
unless there's a perk in smithing to fold the steel 1000 times
>>710190235
Not my fault axes are shit
>>710190315
how's your day been? :o
>>710190235
I want lewds of little miku ;-;
>>710189725
your waifu has a stupid name
>>710189737
..right
>>710190221
W-well ok here you go
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>>710190487
Babe!
>>710190660
Such a nice outfit, those tits are begging to come come out. I request moar, your highness!
>>710190487
Get the proper roll and I will consider.
>>710190462
They are the most badass weapon type. Daggers are cool too but swords feel pretty generic to me.
カラミチーマス
I hate people. Just throwing that out there.
https://youtu.be/omYKI8RJaIg
>>710190664
cutie??
>>710190885
rolling ;-;
>>710190660
I love this one, but there's one that I love the most :o
Chiaki needs more love
>>710190487
Hello senpai~
>>710190861
Well if you really like them
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I like bratty girls
>>710191215
sure does
>>710191196
That's me!
>>710191196
Which one would that be senpai?~
>Juvia
>>710190487
Fine, yours?
>>710191172
http://www.wowhead.com/item=50316/papas-brand-new-bag
>>710191196
Try again.
>>710191538
I have that on my DK.
>>710191369
wow cute mini girl!
>>710191395
the one on the bed c:
>>710191419
I called a guy mam all phone call at work :o
>>710191226
love this one too!
>>710191538
>>710191688
I have one of those on most characters... but then again I'm wotlkfag.
It's free and only 2 slots bellow Portable Hole, sign me up.
>>710191801
You fail once again, how many more tries should I give you?
>>710189011
>>710192164
I want to fap before it gets too late and I need to go to bed ;-;
>>710191801
You're hinting at this one right senpai?~
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>>710192225
Kek
>>710192355
>>710189011
Sage
Whose dick do I have to suck to get a (you)
>>710192407
no but all your pics are amazing c:
>>710192488
wow homura, you're really nice! :)
>>710192715
I want to suck yours ;-;
>>710192715
>>710192715
Moots.
>>710192715
No ones mavis
Hello mavis
>>710192771
Oh no, I've failed you senpai
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>>710189227
Nigga I was joking, keep your hands to yourself. Pervert.
>>710189011
this weeb shit is killing /b/. all of you please kill yourselves.
>>710192771
You big rapist
Evening
>>710192923
you pass the cutie test!
A+ cute :)
>>710193186
if you ever want to send me a dick pic, you can do so privately, I will never show anyone and I only praise!
>>710193186
You little virgin
>>710192164
Crafting bags help a ton with space
>>710190462
>Thinking you'll be a shit ninja.
>Two guilds in Skyrim that are for that exact purpose.
Might I suggest the quest Pieces of the Past?
>>710190235
>Uses axes.
Then I'm already a disappointment to you. The only axes that are useful are the ones used to mine. Even at that. it's only best to have gotten all three of the special ones so you aren't carrying around useless tools.
>>710193402
P-please senpai you'll make me blush
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>>710193689
*Even at that, it's only best...etc.
Random cat fact
Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually
>>710193942
I'd imagine they scratch more.
>>710193378
Good evening.
>>710193689
I don't see how any guilds would make me good at sneaking up on bears and shit
I might just get a big sword and swing it at stuff
>>710193727
you're cuter when you blush c:
>>710193942
I let my cat play with my hand and occasionally he will bite me :o
>>710191498
What does this mean?
>>710194132
Have you considered Throwing fireballs? Newfag
>>710194045
Hello. Have we talked before?
>>710194409
Probably not, but the more the merrier. How's your evening/night been?
>>710194132
Sneaking up on animals are one of the things bows can be used for, you should've learned that in the tutorial! But really, I'm not one to give out spoilers, so I still suggest that you join one or both of those guilds.
>>710194677
Pretty boring yours?
im gonna go watch some shitty movies, if anyone wants any edits in this time contact me using this shitty thing:
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Cc4b/
i will probably do it because i'm bored
>>710193942
Now how many die from bites every year?
>>710194174
N-no please, you'll make me blush more~
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>>710193500
They do, but I usually only place those on banks since I don't do a lot of gathering.
Farming honor in bg's, converting it into gems and carrying scrubs in arena was my breadwinner.
>>710193689
I don't use gear or spells in Skyrim because they are strong, I use them because they fit the character I have in mind.
>The only axes that are useful are the ones used to mine.
Not when you have a hundred mods.
>>710194793
Just wish I could use a greatsword with one hand
>>710195066
but that's the plan c:
>>710195370
what are you doing with the other hand? :o
here
>>710195066
Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it’s wet. The Turkish Van, however, is one cat that likes swimming. Bred in central Asia, its coat has a unique texture that makes it water resistant.
>>710195504
Magic
I'm finally almost done. Now I can just sit back, and relax with my money while paying off my card for a while.
>>710194793
The Fate look works even better with that eyepatch.
>>710194874
The same, tired from exercising a while ago, but I'll sleep like a stone tonight. Boring can be a good thing when nothing's stressing you out- easy come, easy go.
>>710195509
The world’s rarest coffee, Kopi Luwak, comes from Indonesia where a wildcat known as the luwak lives. The cat eats coffee berries and the coffee beans inside pass through the stomach. The beans are harvested from the cat’s dung heaps and then cleaned and roasted. Kopi Luwak sells for about $500 for a 450 g (1 lb) bag.
>>710195819
thanks mavis dont know if id buy that though
>>710196072
tomoko is cute when she smiles :)
>>710195669
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
>>710195504
Ah! No it's not!
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>>710195516
That didn't answer my question but an interesting cat fact
>>710195756
That sounds fun. Im just sitting in discord bored.
>>710196072
A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime
>>710195819
Is that the same as civet coffee? On another note, if anyone is looking for a large dog the size of a bear that will guard both home and livestock, a Caucasian Ovcharka might be for you.
>>710196199
Find something to do. Half the time I'm waifuposting around this time of night I'm taking surveys or doing other stuff for a little bit of side money.
>>710196489
forgot pic.
>>710196175
I love her cheeks when they blush :o
and her hair!
>>710196489
>surveys
I never trust them
Holy shit people still do this?
>claimed
>>710196489
I like large dogs actually. Fun to cuddle with, but they can be high maintenance
>>710196663
put a plunger on it and call it a Dalek.
>>710196777
waifu daleks? Not bad, but I'm not a fan of Star Wars
>>710196722
They can be high maintenance, but at the same time they are great couch buddies or feet warmers when you're both feeling lazy. I have my two critters hanging out here in the library room with me right now.
>>710196892
b8/10 m8. You'll get some angry biters with that one on the right boards.
>>710196986
Do your dogs ever hog space on the bed
>>710196599
S-stop!
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>>710196892
Hello
>>710197385
Thank you. I try
>>710197527
The husky does, she'll curl up into a ball and plop on the pillow or in the dead center of the bed. As soon as she knows that I'm going to move her, she'll sandbag and make it harder.
The Malinois prefers the crevasse between the bed and the wall since it's cooler and he can stretch out completely. Usually he's twisted like a pretzel when I'm getting up in the morning.
>>710197697
Hello. 10/10 waufi
>pic not related
>>710197697
this is my favorite picture of her blushing :)
not my favorite lewd though :o
>>710197527
your waifu is very cute
>>710196159
she is
>>710196238
err cool?
>>710195077
I didn't say they weren't. Their only good quality is the DPS since they're still faster than maces and still do more damage than swords, and their enchanted tools. Hell, in one of my more recent playthroughs, I ended up doing it empty handed like >>710189450 told Ram to do.
>Uses mods.
Sorry, consolefag (Xbox360) here. Regardless of system I'd use Skyrim on, I'm one of those people who wouldn't use mods even if it was the last thing they did.
>>710195370
Fun fact, there's actually a warhammer that can be used at the speed of a greatsword somewhere during your travels.
>The only downside is the sheathing sound effect still sounds like a greatsword.
>>710195756
What sucks is that I haven't seen that series, so I wouldn't quite be able to agree or disagree with that statement.
>>710197885
Thank you. But who is your waifu?
>>710197909
I'll get it right this time senpai. Don't worry
Is it this?
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>>710197872
I datrd a girl years ago and the male dog would always fight me for space. it was her dog of course so he was protective
>>710198295
cute tail :3
>>710198200
cute smile :)
>>710198491
it is! c:
you're so perfect <3
>>710198437
*Good qualities ... along with their enchanted tools.
>Fuck, I must be getting a little tired with these mistakes happening.
>Laura.
>>710198491
My waifu are waifu insults
>>710198648
T-thank you senpai. You make my cheeks red
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>>710199006
Are there any waifu's on here you don't insult?
>>710198526
Some of the larger breeds tend to be that way, although huskies are quite friendly. They'll greet a burglar at the door and show them where everything is if you let them. Mals are more suspicious though, anyone that comes near the front porch will get angry dog gnashing through the window. It scares some of the solicitors and Jehova's Witnesses from even knocking most of the time.
>>710198437
Nothing wrong with saving something with the waifu, if only because it looks good.
>>710199223
Not really. Just all in general. Even if I like the waifu
>>710199223
you make my heart beat faster :o
>>710199866
your waifu is shit
>>710198437
>I'm one of those people who wouldn't use mods
Why tho? Purist?
For me modding is half the fun and even if I felt like playing the vanilla game I'd still install a better looking UI, graphics and bug fixes.
>>710198648
cute all the time
>>710199866
But which one's do you like?
>>710199977
O-oh my~
>Senpai knows
>senpai cares
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>>710200456
did she shit :o
I haven't watched the anime
>>710200535
I like you
and your curly hair :o
>>710200535
Well Juvia of course.And maybe Ryuko
>>710199977
>pic related
Hallo! I am back!
>>710200757
So does this mean we're a s-ship?
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>>710201360
I assume you like Fairy Tail then?
Mine
>>710201438
nami is not fun to play against as alistar
most mage supports are not fun to play against as alistar
>>710201489
:o
I used to be shipped with homura but he switched
so I guess so c:
>>710201489
Yes. Only saw like 40 some episodes cause Netflix cuts if off after that for God knows why
Good night.
![26371[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Vzymd6a.jpg "26371[1].jpg")
>>710201818
However, nami is always fun to play alongside :^)
>>710202317
Good night!
>>710201818
O-oh my, i-I've never been in a ship before
>senpai is mine
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>>710202014
Have you tried like kissanime or something?
>>710202453
I don't play adc, so I wouldn't know the pleasure :o
how you been?
>>710202530
and this little cutie is mine :)
>>710202176
>>710202453
Shut the fuck up Gard
![aoru-d5m74kz1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/92WcF0f.jpg "aoru-d5m74kz1[1].jpg")
>>710202793
What lanes do you play?
I've been doing well, but horribly busy. Going to be moving to 'murica in 2 days now. Finally got everything packed up and ready to go.
>>710203054
A ROOOOOOOD >:^(
Time to get some sleep. Until next time.
>>710203206
Support 90% of the time
Jungle 5%
The rest 5%
Support is really fun :o
occasionally I play top mid or bot and just feed out my ass
and you?
>>710203465
sleep
>>710202530
I've been on Kissanime but not to watch Fairy Tail. Maybe I'll try it
>>710203054
Oh I forgot another grill. 12/10 waifu
>>710202904
Hello
>>710203991
How are you today?
>>710203206
I'm so sorry best supp, wasn't my intention~
>>710203831
o/
>>710204393
HAVE YOU WATCHED VOLUME 4 YET
>>710204105
caught a cold.
you?
Rumia claimed
>>710205662
And out the door you go!
>>710205243
Then ill have to give a sponge bath. Not much just waiting on boss to call for some hours.
>>710205779
I think I need an adult
>>710206118
Wow. What is with the sad faces?
hello waifu /b/ros. get to go to a hockey game sunday.
>>710202793
Yes she is senpai
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>>710203831
That's where i watched it at
>>710206466
ORE WA SHI NE
>>710206466
>YOU GIVE TALI BACK!
GG
>>710206466
I want you to kidnap me c;
>>710206386
ice soccer
>>710206715
>soccer wishes it was as good as hockey
>>710206828
But it's the most popular sport in the world :o
>>710206265
I don't know any games that start with being dragged off by Flan...
>>710206948
>implying popular means good
people in general are idiots
>>710206960
Well do you want your wife to be dragged away to her Flans chamber?
>>710207159
... Yes I do
When i was 13 my uncle came in and started to play with me and to his surprise i was a awake and i touched him back i licked up his dick i remember him saying oh my god that feel so good i may his dick really wet and i slowly sat down on it pushing it up my ass my cock was rock hard and he started to touch it as i moved up and down his dick
>>710207313
OwO
>>710207156
It's mostly just brown people in shitty countries that like soccer anyways
>>710207159
what happens in the chamber? :o
>>710207456
You get euflanized, and turned into another Flan clone for Four of a Kind
>>710207456
All sorts of things. Just use your imagination.
>>710207456
now you are understanding.
soccer is literally the shittiest "sport" in the world
Goodnight, /waifu/
