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Waifu claiming thread.

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>>710189011


Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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still here
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Did anyone else put weenies in their ramen as a kid?
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>>710209540
Weener noods a best
> I put tajin in mine bucko
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>>710209540
i didn't start eating ramen until my teens so no
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>>710210019
Hey qt how you been?
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wheres my illya
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>>710210898
is that you?
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Looks like I'm off to sleep for around 6 hours.
>Inb4 unhealthy amount of sleep,
Try having to put up with this for at least 5 years while being a contractor.
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>>710210965
As far as I know I'm the only Illya claimer, I'd give it a solid 98% chance
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>>710211044
how are you doing? I didnt open the stream up!
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>>710210937
Hey
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Claim
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howdy niggers
>claiming
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>>710211218
Hello.
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>>710211141
I'm doing pretty well. Got a Titanfall Atlas figure in the mail today, it's about the size of my Illya plush if its standing straight up. Otherwise it's been pretty uneventful.
>I didn't open up the stream!
I noticed! I checked a couple times today to see if you had something up!
How are you today?
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Hello
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>>710211520
All you need is some Doritos
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>>710211763
this is baja
not regular dumb ass mountain dew
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>>710211711
How are you this evening Horns?
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>>710211711
hello admin chan
>>710211899
baja moka
>>710211421
hello again yoyo chan
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>>710211899
Thats a small cup

>>710211900
I'm doing well. Just stuck at work unfortunately. The machines are running slow though so that's a plus
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>>710212622
>11
>22
nice dubs
~tali
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>>710212551
im the only moka
>>710212622
is this better
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The evidence before the court is
Incontrovertible, there is no need for the jury to retire
In all my years of judging, I have never heard before
Of someone more deserving of the full penalty of law
The way you've made them suffer
Your exquisite wife and mother
Fills me with the urge to defecate
Since, my friend, you have revealed your deepest fear
I sentence you to be exposed before your peers
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>>710212919
HEYO!!

>>710212912
Hey to you too!
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>>710212622
Glad to hear it. Work isn't great, but at least it gets you dosh for your time. What do you do again?
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>>710212551
Hey tali
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i wanna wreck it
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>>710213047
hello!
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>>710212919
still baja moka tho
>>710213190
how's your night been
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>>710212551
>>710212681
Hello Tali~ how are you?

>>710212919
Yes, much better. You can never have too much baja

>>710213128
I'm a bulk attendant for a couple of machines. They produce small pieces which all get placed in a nice little tote. When their tote gets full, I just put them onto a conveyor belt to bring them into the warehouse out back.
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>>710213395
It's morning for me and i just woke up. You?
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>>710213550
Seems really easy assuming the machines don't go crazy fast.
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I am very tired..
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Rumia claimed

>movie time
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>>710213550
>>710213855
doing fine. ducks beat the kings 4-0 and i get to go to a game sunday. My wife however is in a bad spot because she got the cartilage of her ear pierced and it's infected now.
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>>710213993
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>>710213951
What movie are you watching?
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>>710213993
What sport is that?
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>>710213993
>>710214251
Also hope your wife gets better soon
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>>710214248
do u and courtneys have discord?
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>>710213906
Go back to sleep
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>>710214251
hockey
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>>710213900
That's the thing, depending on which machine is active, they can either go extremely fast, pushing out pieces every 30 seconds, or very slow, pushing out pieces every 2 minutes. I'm just glad the fast machines are down for today. Not sure how the rest of the week will go.

>>710213906
Sleep

>>710213993
Sorry to hear that. Hope she gets better soon

>>710214639
I doooo~ its oblivizen#9109
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>>710215113
i tried sending a friend request and it didnt work RIEIIEIE
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>>710214639
I do! Notadesk#2307
>>710215113
We'll that sounds potentially annoying or boring as fuck depending on the day. Any way to know which machines will be on before arriving for your shift?
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>>710215113
you and me both
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My god
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>>710215878
hello hank sell any propane today?
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>>710215288
Hmm.. How bout you put yours down and I'll try sending you a request?

>>710215457
Are you not sleeping well?

>>710215587
Nope, just if the person let's me know before they leave, which they don't. Kinda annoying.

>>710215702
What type of earring did she get that would cause an infection?
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>>710216221
a stud in her cartilage. its made of titanium i think...
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>>710216221
Not very.. But that's just be because I stay up too late. Five hours of sleep isn't enough for me.
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>>710216221
i added u
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>tfw no one gets the song lyrics
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hello
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>>710216914
hello nyu
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>>710216786
i got them
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>>710216914
Hello~
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>>710217436
>>710218039
sup.
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>>710216468
Sounds painful. I remembered getting my ear pierced once. I had a little gold cross on, but I couldn't take it off and it had to be removed by pliers. ;~; haven't gotten one since.

>>710216580
Nor it is for me, friend. Try taking some nyquil or something to relax your body
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The Watamote ED makes me depressed.
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>>710218212
>dem glorious titties tho
also yeah she says it sucks and i cant imagine. >>710218165
watching episode 16 of kill la kill and pretty sure the mother just finger banged the daughter....
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>>710218631
>183x275
Pls
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>>710218631
sounds kinky. why wouldn't I watch that?
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>>710218165
not much, you?
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>>710219069
go ahead i just started 3 days ago
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>>710218212
I'll just beat with it. I've never used any pills for anything like this. If im tired I will be tired but I appreciate your suggestion.
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>>710219629
Bear with it*
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>>710219350
fuck all on my end as well. found out it's actually hard to find a random leaf spring of any kind. even at a reckers yard. All cars use coil springs now.

>>710219488
been meaning to watch it. herd it was good. but when it come out I saw two episodes and wrote it off as a fanservice show. made the wrong call I guess.
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>>710219731
i did the same and yes it has a ton of fan service but the story/characters are top tier.
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EKI DON YA
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