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Fix hunnibuns life.
>>709961374
woof
>>709961374
Is it gonna shock when he searches?
>>709961374
flurp
Hi everyone
>>709961472
i dont knowwwwwwwww how
>>709961527
chu
>>709961567
it will tingle yes
balls can be cute no homo bro
>>709961639
Halo
>>709961682
I'll chu you~
>>709961275
YES! GIANT FURRIES! I wanna worship your paws.
>>709961626
ewwwww
>>709961639
yoo
>>709961845
oh myyyyyyy
>>709961639
Hello.
>>709961682
I guess a tingle isn't bad.
>>709961821
Underwear just reached maximum capacity.
>>709961960
I'll get you when you least expect it
this thread has a nasally voice
>>709961639
i challenge anyone to arch their back so severely in a sitting position that their anus and balls are jutting out at a completely horizontal angle to the chair. this is just ridiculous.
>>709961960
What ew? Does flurp mean something?
>>709961639
>>709961960
>>709962009
i dont post much in these threads, figured id try with what i have.
>>709962041
a tingle of horrible pain!!!!!!!!!!!
>>709962086
i will always expect it D:
>>709962099
oh
>>709962121
no idk. :3c
>>709962146
welcome to our club
Right homosexual.
>>709961869
hey there little one :3
>>709962146
file too large oops.
>>709962247
Have a flurp, I guess c:
>>709962247
I'll do it when your back's turned
>>709962271
is there a left homosexual
>>709962366
yassssss~
>>709962399
all over my back?
>>709962247
Jokes on you, I'll take that tingle
>>709962247
i feel welcome. thanks. whats everyone up to?
Leftist homosexuals exist.
Most of them are as such.
So many shills for the gay marxist community.
>>709961869
get to sniffin
>>709962730
*sniffs*
>>709962607
oh
>>709962645
watching the tele and being a waste~
sup with you?
>>709962584
all over your butt
I want to be ravaged so hard by a guy my asshole will gape for several minutes afterward as his cum slowly drips out.
That's normal, right?
>>709962645
being lazy across the room from my computer
>>709962645
Fapping
>>709962584
I'll go finish a little something, be back in a bit if you guys are still active then :3
>>709962146
Post your butt.
>>709962843
very normal
>>709962783
my date for tomorrow ghosted me so im playing drunk souls.
>>709962814
O///o
>>709962843
thats gross dude
>>709962886
byebyebyey
>>709962843
You might want to get that checked out
>>709962941
i dont have a pretty butt/ i have no camera.
>>709963041
yeah, you better prepare it~
>>709962952
That's reassuring.
Oooh Poké...
I like it~!
Seems impossible to view one of these threads without your hand ending up in your shorts. Black magic.
>>709963041
>>709963092
I'm what you'd call a hardcore "power bottom" of sorts.
>>709963205
Good
>>709963035
awww im sorry dude :c
>>709963189
oh its ready~
>>709963399
grodyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>709963160
All butts must be posted.
>>709963399
Then that is perfectly acceptable
>>709963489
chu~
>>709963489
yeah, idk its happened before so... i try not to let it get to me.
>>709963529
i dont see your butt posted...
>>709963489
To each, his own. Maybe not so rough that it'd gape so much as he'd do it harder than he normally would.
>>709963488
Moar
Check 'em
>>709963610
hgnngnggn
>>709963636
its to be expected when youre looking for dates
>>709963744
so how you doing?
>>709963636
Everyone's seen Snarf's butt.
>>709963744
well him and i went on 2 so far. and i thought it went well... But, should i play ds3 or bloodsouls?
>>709963884
fine. give me a bit ill see what i can do
>>709963739
Okay
>>709963992
Queer pressure
>>709963875
my back is itchy
>>709963935
i had a mate who had the same thing happen to him. couple dates that went really well and then the dude just decided to ignore him mostly and ditch on the last date i think.
whats bloodsouls?
>>709964211
I'll give you back scritches~
>>709964389
nooooooooooo! pls no scratch right meow. es healing my back is
>>709964389
everywhere else is free to touch though
>>709964503
what happened to your back?
>>709964532
everywhere?~
>>709964604
getting some tattoo work done on it.
and yes anywhere is free game~
>>709964701
what kind of tattoo?
I'm gonna touch your butt
>>709964135
Here you go
>>709964211
yeah i just kinda wish i had anything else to do tomorrow, or friends to hang out with.
bloodbourne. its dark souls but blood.
>>709964834
its of Apis
thats a lewd place~
>>709964966
ohhh bloodbourne
play that yes
maybe you can go out to the town and just dick around. window shop. buy a couple things. people watch.
>>709964971
what's apis?
I'm also gonna rub your tum
>>709964971
I will firmly, yet softly, smack your buttocks. I'm a lewd dude.
>>709964866
That's kitty's favorite kind of butt.
>>709965120
not really an option, i live in bfe, and he was my ride until i can get my car insurance back. (suspended it to save some money). i have the dlc too, bloodborne is the best ps4 game lol.>
>709965135
whos kitty? im a bit new sorry.
>>709965135
>>709965364
idk why it put a space there
>>709965364
The guy posting cheetahs. He loves fat butts.
>>709965126
Egyptian deity
ooo yeah~
>>709965130
only jeff can. i dont know you and i dont know if you mean my arse harm
>>709965135
is it though?
>>709965364
ohh that sucks :c
where is bfe?
i cant subject myself to those games. demon souls was too much and i never played them again.
i am Kitty
>>709965552
oh. hi kitty. im in my county but outside the nearest city limits by 11 miles. i dont know why but i love the souls games. ive put 100s of hours into each one.
>>709965552
ooo sounds cool
I'm also gonna pet you and rub you all over, except the back
>>709965785
ohhh yeah that makes it hard to get anywhere. a bike wouldnt take long and its not a hard ride either.
>>709965789
murr
>>709965977
I'll also probably end up falling asleep beside you before the pets are done
>>709965977
i actually dont even own a bike. also sorry for having a small fat butt. but i passed initiation right?
>>709962526
Is great!
>>709966146
dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>>709966185
you should invest in one. its good fun and exercise. and a butt is a butt dont be sorry about it. youre part of the club ow congrats~
>>709966242
I want pizza
>>709965552
Kitty is secretly Sir Mixalot. He likes big butts and he can't lie.
>>709966301
woo! ive been doing a lot of running with a friend of mine, i should see if there are any bike trails near me
>>709966301
I'll fall asleep cuddling you
>>709966380
this is truth
>>709966421
oh thatd be fun to find~
and it'd also give you an alternate transport into town too
>>709966459
so many daws
>>709966380
Its true
He asks for snarf butt a lot
>>709966521
give me cuddles now before I fall asleep
>>709966521
why naked lady with a single tanfa? Where did the other tanfa go?
>>709966521
not so much. i have to get on the highway or take a crappy dirt road to get into town. but it stil sounds fun.
they patched the jump to get to the forest super early... damn
>>709966583
which one is snarf?
>>709966769
i think thats a baton
>>709966689
i cant find a cuddle pic :c
>>709967078
cuddle me like this~
>>709966583
He's the number one Snarf booty fan
>>709966982
then why is the end flat instead of rounded?
>>709966769
maybe she only wants one
>>709966784
ew highways are scary to ride on.
well get nice hyrbid that can handle the dirt road and the regular road for when youre in town
>>709967158
ok~ :3c
>>709967503
>>709965552
>only jeff can
Does that mean I've been crossing the line numerous times?... >.>;
>>709967369
like a police baton?
>>709967426
i know nearly nothing about bikes. I have been thinking about a gym membership, but im too self conscious to actually go get one.
>>709967426
the biggest point of a tanfa is that you can have an offensive while still having a defense ready. Why would she just give that up?
>>709967651
>>709967679
wow bananaman I can't believe you've done that
>>709967698
every police baton I have seen has a rounded end.
>>709967679
Yes.
>>709967752
>>709967861
I-I didn't know D:
>>709967836
i dunno then.
>>709967679
no youre fine too. you werent here so jeff was the only one around who was allowed
>>709967698
thats why you talk to the guys at a small shop becuase they know the most and can actually give you an honest opinion and info about starting out. i say that from my own experiences from bike shops.
and going to the gym is kind of scary and or awkward for the first few times but you get over it really quick.
>>709967712
i have no idea. ask the artist.
>>709967752
>>709968173
>>709968057
I mean, you can feasibly use a single tanfa but it's usually used alongside another weapon or if you are trying to get away, not take someone down.
>>709968173
link me the artist so I can ask.
>>709968173
Oh, I see how it is...
>>709968252
>>709968288
i do not know the artists name
>>709968173
Oh, phew :D
What're you up to now?
>>709968386
>>709968173
you are probably right. once i get paid ive got alot of stuff to check out.
>>709968288
why is there no tonfa in the souls games... it seems like a cool weapon
>>709968436
I'm not really sure, it could definetly be a fun weapon to use. I know it is irl.
>>709968370
jajajajajaja
<3
>>709968414
i am kind of watching the tele. may tug one off soon.
>>709968430
>>709968436
plenty to check out~
>>709968386
What do I do now then, I don't have the artistic skill to draw in another tanfa.
>>709968611
>>709968546
i should probably learn to use one first lol
>>709968611
hm?
>>709968546
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/cerberus/?nocacheplz=1477890337
i believe this is the artist>>709968643
>>709968611
Think about chocolate while doing it
>>709968643
I believe the artist is tirrel or something, he draws this dear as well
>>709968652
>>709968705
im assuming you were talking about bikes
>>709968848
kkk~
>>709968705
the basics aren't really too hard. you just kinda flick your wrist in a specific way to swing it out. keep it rigid once it goes out and flip it back in on the return.
>>709968762
thanks wem, you the real MVP
>>709968857
jokes on him, dragons of tarkir made dragons with horns that were colored just like that.
>>709968643
I was wrong tirrel is the characters name. katten had it right
>>709968868
> Katten be herming
Remember you is my bitch
>>709968930
I hate it when phone dies while I'm trying to take pictures of candy for kitty
>>709968999
:3
>>709969038
>>709969113
i dont understand
>>709969128
;~;
>>709968868
i didnt know there were so many flavors of bike.
>>709968999
sick trips. do they normally have an edge? or are they blunt?
>>709969199
Like who does it think it is, what an arsehole
>>709969199
I'm gonna cuddle you so hard
>>709969275
oh yes there are so many to look though to find the one that suits you
>>709969317
rude!
>>709969383
:////////3
>>709969275
it really depends on what you like, I prefer the blunt version because if you fuck up you don't slice yourself. They are also really cheap to make too, if you want a basic starter one that can still do some nice damage you can take some wooden poles and tape them together or cut them to fit into each other and there ya go. Hell, that's how I learned.
>>709969477
I'm not rude! The phone is!
>>709969597
no! i meant the phone is rude!
>>709969638
Damn right it is!!!!
>>709969477
I'm gonna cuddle you like this
>>709969477
are you guys here every night? or is it an occaisional thing?
>>709969570
of course. i figured you wouldnt want a razor esge for training. ill have to look some up. ive got a firewood axe, it cant be that hard to make.
>>709969199
U is my bitch
>>709969708
Can I join?
>>709969681
reeer!
>>709969708
cuddles like that lead to really lewd stuff
>>709969748
some are here every day. some are here pretty often. some are rare.
>>709969811
ohhhh ok~
>>709969811
>>709969869
if hunnibuns joins we'll cuddle you like this
>>709969869
RAGE!!!!!!!!
>>709969869
okay, well ill hopefully see you guys tomorrow. i got a rather nasty message, so i think im done for the night...
>>709969933
hnggg
>>709969933
What if I do too?
>>709970029
see you around duder. take it easy
>>709970049
>>709970073
if we get four of us the cuddle'll look like this~
>>709970106
im going to try
bye all. stay lewd :)
>>709970223
hnngngngngngngngng
>>709970223
The question is who is who :p
>>709970303
>>709970331
either me or katten get that middle spot~
>>709970467
So long as I don't get that bottom spot
>>709970467
why not both?
>>709970597
but that's one of the fun spots to be in
>>709969933
Hell yeah!
>>709970223
Fuck Yeah!
We need to do a train~
>>709970774
it'll be like this then
>>709970853
me and katen'll be in the middle like this
>>709970785
No much fun if peepee gets no attention, but that's just me :p
>>709970908
Kay, now to decide, which booty...
>>709970908
mmmm~
>>709970908
I wanna be spit roasted too!!!
>>709971126
we'll just need to get other people in on the action
>>709971123
we're gonna have an orgy
>>709971083
why not both?
>>709971347
I guess I'll swich with Hunnibuns
>>709971347
mega lewd!
>>709971918
but super fun~
>>709972105
will there be refreshments?
>>709973005
We'll make them ourselfes ;3
>>709973005
yes, there will be. alcoholic and non-alcoholic
>>709973177
and snacks?
>>709973424
there'll be a spread
Right, people have had enough of me, I get it
Night guys
>>709973508
A spread you say?
>>709973508
mmmm
the alternate party i went to last night had a prety decent spread for what it was
>>709973600
noooooooooooo
>>709973508
Aaahhhhhhhhhh
Icwudt!
>>709973125
what snacks will we make?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
>>709973657
I'm tiiired ToT
>>709973851
Chocolate balls????????!!!?!!?!??!?!+1+1++1+1
>>709973987
we need some yummy veggies too!
>>709973610
several things will be spread
>>709973657
how was the costume party?
>>709973703
there will be a couple kinds of spreads there~
>>709974039
Eggplants! That's a veggie right?
>>709974123
the original one ended up being really far away so we went to this little party. it was ok. the party was way to split up into like 3 or 4 groups. and we only hung out with one other buddy of ours.
>>709974160
hmm we can fry slices of them!
>>709974322
Are we speaking of different kinds of eggplants? D:
I swear to got I saw a green hippo on the garage roof... Ugh, night for real now guys
>>709974322
how did the costume end up working out?
>>709974504
im not sure what other kind there is! ninininiininn
>>709974525
oh yeah. well the wig i wore really made it work otherwise we just looked sort of normal. i cut the sleeves off and made really huge tank top arm holes. also i was nigger liping a cigarette at all times and a beer(soda) in a beer cozy in hand at all times
christ on my dick my back is itchyyyyyy
>>709974817
sounds like it looked pretty good
I just came here for cute boy butts but you all seem really nice
>>709975062
yee~~~
>>709975051
so did they do the initial needlework or something?
>>709975083
you seem pretty ok too
>>709975083
we are al really mean people
>>709975141
yeah just the outline
i cant imagine how its going to be when we do shading and design oh god.
WHY DID I CHOOSE THIS SPOT ON MY BODY
>>709975422
is it really big? I'm sure the itching'll disappear in a couple days
>>709975556
itching lasts for about a week. for me at least. its maybe takes up 1/3 of my back?
>>709975840
I'd love to see it when it's finished
>>709974817
this thread is delicious~
>>709975083
>>709976087
for sure~~~~
>>709976090
delicious like candy~
but why did he vote against legalization?
>>709976225
how long ago did you get it started?
>>709976346
who's he?
>>709976373
thursday so five days ago
>>709961275
KYS faggot.
>>709976491
has it been itching the whole time?
Finally made it home.
>>709976776
hey snarf
>>709976623
maybe about half the time.
today more than the rest
>>709976776
mewemwmewewm
>>709976863
My feet hurt.
>>709977047
are you not allowed to put any ointment on it? or something
>>709977104
long day at work?
>>709977104
stuff your shoes with marshmallows
>>709977202
not like i could reach it if i could. if i could reach it then i would start applying lotion today actually.
>>709977202
12 hour shift.
>>709977303
when do you go to get it finished
>>709977339
was it busy as well?
>>709977534
i got back nov. 12 and then again maybe like before december starts
>>709977593
your back is gonna be so itchy this month. do you think you'll make it?
>>709977738
i think i may die forever
>>709977874
rip kitty
>>709977534
For a Sunday, it was.
