hallowieners
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hallowieners
whats a hallowiener
>>709978144
es spoopy
>>709978144
ill show you
>>709978212
how spoopy?
>>709978269
show me then
>>709978395
spooper spoopy!!!!!!!
>>709978395
ill only show the questionable aged goat
No more love for kitty.
>>709978450
where do these spoopy wieners go?
>>709978492
>>709978503
love died for me a while ago
>>709978580
everywhere~~~~
>>709978684
so in all the holes?
>>709978766
all of them plus the secret ones ;3
>>709978894
which holes are my secret holes?
>>709978954
oh you will find out~
>>709979012
put your hallowiener in me~
>>709979074
its pumpkin spiced too
anyone got the link to that discord?
>>709979189
sounds extra tasty
spice me up~
>>709979251
nu
>>709979321
oo bb girl youre in for a treaaaaaaaaaat
>>709979386
mmmm mmm, love me some pumpkin spiced dick
>>709979529
:3c
i made pumpkin cookies today too~
>>709979649
how were they?
>>709979732
dank as diiiiiiiiiick
super softy and fluffy like cake too!
>>709979796
they sound super tasty. did you make them from scratch?
>>709979944
yasss. and with lots of chocoalte chips too :D
>>709980055
did you finish them all?
>>709980164
pls im not that fat ;~;
i had one but am thinking about getting one more right now
>>709980243
you're just a little kitty :3
>>709980318
a bitty kitty i am
>>709980390
the cutest itty bitty kitty~
>>709980514
:3ccccccccc
>>709980685
:3
what should i have for breakfast?
pumpkin cookies
>>709980723
>>709980836
Looks who it is! My two favorite furggest.
Hows things?
>>709980955
hey tiger
pretty good. my pullup bar is now up and usable
>>709980893
noooooooo
i will ahve a few but i need more than that
>>709980955
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem
>>709981018
YES!
How many can you do?
>>709981038
*snugs
How was work with the lazies?
>>709981038
make waffles then
>>709981081
only a couple
>>709977996
KYS faggot
>>709981081
its been ok. i am losing my favorite supervisor this week because she is retiring.
>>709981134
well i had them the other day :c
>>709981193
kkk
>>709981228
eggs and orange juice
>>709981134
Hey aty least you can do them! Some people have to start doing negitives. Where they use a chair to start at the top and lower themselves as slow as they can untill they can do normal ones.
>>709981228
damn, i hope you get her job. or at least tell them you are capable of doing it.
I've been listening to the latest episode of QI, where they've been talking about Norway.
>>709981352
oooo yeah. minus the juice though
huevos and toasts andddddd something else
Night homos
I hope i die in myself so I don't wake back up to this nightmare of a life.
>>709981427
I'll still probably be doing negative for part of the sets
hows the QI episode?
>>709981430
you don't drink coffee right? maybe milk then, or tea
>>709981476
night night
>>709981427
i hope i get her job too. i really feel that im capable of it.
whats QI? what are tehy saying about it?
>>709981476
nini hon :c
>>709981536
ewwwwwww milk ;~;
yeah i usually have tea or water.
>>709981716
you just don't like any breakfast drink
>>709981536
pretty good, QI is always a good laugh. Alan Davies is doing better with point scorring these days.
>>709981716
QI is a english live recording of a game show. it's full name is Quite Interesting and they have a theme where the host asked general knowledge questions that most people get wrong. you buzz inandsay your answer and they contestents generally get it wrong and everyone has a laugh about it. the final scores are usally in the negitives, so a winning stratergy is to usally not play.
friggan funny most of the time.
>>709981908
i like hot cocoa ;~;
& i like juice but its just too much sugar
>>709981998
lol that sounds like lots of fun :3c
>>709981998
how was your weekend?
>>709982134
I guess they are pretty sugary
are you eating breakfast really late at night? or are you asking for tommorow
>>709982134
Yeah it's a quite interesting show. (bad pun i know) you do some exercise today?
>>709982280
Yeah it was good. we had a thunderstorm sunday night. my elbow is better and i think it may actually be my shoulder as it's clicking now.
>>709982280
i am asking for tomorrow~
i like to plan what i want or else i stand there for a half hour staring at the kitchen
i think i will call it a night.
byeebyeyebybyeeby~
>>709981998
>>709982415
i didnt do anything today. i hid inside my room for almost all day. i've been potato cat for weeks and havent ridden
I'm gonna head to sleep as well
>>709982415
hope your shoulder's fine
>>709982421
night night bitty kitty
>>709982421
Night Katten!
>>709982508
Even potatoes ride bikes inside you know!
>>709982549
it only happens with lat pulldowns, but now chin-ups nor pull-ups. it's weird.
you do you boddyweight exercises today?
>>709981476
fuck, I forgot that artist's name and it's really bothering me.
>>709982693
i really should look for one of those stands for the bike to ride it indoors when the ice comes here.
honestly ive just lost the motivation to bother right now.
>>709982693
not yet, I'm doing them monday, wednesday and friday
>>709982822
the winter blues hitting yah? need a tiger to cuddle with wem?
>>709982839
ohh cool. plenty of rest to repair and grow. nice.
>>709982549
Dude undertale shits gross, go o. Get!
>>709982944
the everything blues lol
a warm tiggerbutt would be nice yeah
well i am bed for real meow. beyebyyebbey <3
>>709983186
alright, wem.
>>709982944
I'm gonna head to sleep as well. night tiger
>>709983029
no u
>>709983306
night Jeffy <3
>>709984394
Hey Luc, can't sleep?
>>709984463
Playing WoW
I want horsecock
>>709984568
is it still popular?
https://youtu.be/ui9s6GupBWI
https://youtu.be/8m7Z4AVWja4
https://youtu.be/y8VLXIdKqC0
Merry Christmas
Hello, fellow homosexuals.
>>709985002
Hey ya Para.
you have a good weekend?
what does another persons weiner feel like?
>>709985107
No, I have to work every weekend. But I've moved to my new room now at least and I'll be picking up my GTX 1060 today.
Can't sleep
Busy thinking about killing myself
And I come here to not think those
Tig is here!
>>709985235
depends where you feel it.
>>709985242
ahh good. is it a nice room? a room with a view?
>>709985273
Hey hunnibuns, i heard about your insurance problems. that fucking sucks, but they will do anything and everything not to pay.
You been in good health at least?
GUYS i have a serious craving for some giant horse DONG pls help am i sin? Do i go to hell for horse donging
>>709985426
the connection between the head and the shaft, on the bottom side
>>709985426
It's a cozy single room with a double bed, a closet, some drawers and a desk.. it's missing a chair though and the internet speed is pretty lame.
>>709985426
No
Meds withdrawals and the new job are stressing me. Got this (image) sat.
Kinda done trying.
Family, School, Work
No matter what but problems. Just a matter of time tell the next false accusing.
>>709984854
yes I guess so.
>>709985562
so you mean frotting?
>>709985620
well as long as it's cheap and warm, you'll be cozy. is everything included with rent?
>>709985635
leave the country and go somewhere actually free?? what have you got to lose?
>>709985635
Top is 1 out of 2 hospital bills
Bot # is $/month demand
$1,800 for the Ambulance
So far over $7,000 in more debt
Got 2k more on loans
Want to hurt people so I can be gunned down like a terrorist since I've been called one for years.
Command, this is FOB echo. Requesting more raccoons.
>>709985903
Yep. Hopefully tomorrow I'll be able to assemble my whole PC and then take advantage of all the electricity.
I like frotting.
>>709985903
yes, yes i do. i forgot the name for a bit
>>709985903
The bills will go to my mom. Single parent raised me.
Plus where with what fucking money. I'm not dirt poor but close.
I don't think you get my fucking stress of working my ass off to have a better life since I got a shitty one. But NO! join army to get a chance. Le lol nope! Messed up knees! Boom 90% of Utahs good paying jobs are gone for me. Work on perfect credit since I was 18!
And to what, basically lose it all.
Fuck this
Gonna go drink more
Unstable to chat
>bikeless anon returns
cant sleep too well. did i miss stuff?
>>709986066
Sweet! so you can play warframe in HD and ultra settings?
>>709986118
there's better things to do.
>>709986265
rant about it, you'll feel better
Today has been a good day.
>>709986586
whats wrong with just skin to skin contact? nothing like just rubbing up against someone.
>>709986586
I should be able to by Wednesday at the latest
>>709986718
well it's just foreplay.
>>709986724
Cool. there's new content and stuff to try as well. we missed you para.
>>709987029
so, maybe im just super vanilla... if thats possible. i wouldnt know though, ive never had a boyfriend.
>>709987029
Will there be spooky scary skeletons?
This is how my relationship with my BF is, he fucks me everyday, I have to wear girl clothes, I have to shave, wear makeup, act and talk girly, I wear cat ears and he calls me princess kitty
I stay at home making myself look like a girl while he goes to work, he refuses to let me get a job because it would make me less of a bimbo :3
Whenever he fucks me he calls me a girl and says that he is fucking my pussy x3
I am living the dream.
>>709987323
>Not calling it your boipucci
>>709987418
But that would imply I was a boy :CCCCCCC
>>709987209
spoopy jack o'haunters!
>>709987323
copy-pasta.
>>709986586
Sorry buddy. My step dad was up so I bummed a smoke off him and drank a two shot gin drink to calm down.
>>709987323
Lucky
Being a house wife is my dream.
>>709987609
Boy and boi are kinda dif thou.
>>709987609
Boi*
Boi with a boipucci
>>709987649
Have you heard of the fisting wars, and the tale of the lost arm?
rabble rabble rabble
>>709987817
Pink guy raps porn!
>>709987649
Lol not a copy pasta, I wrote it out yesterday in a furry thread which you were probably in then copied it.
>>709987817
I was in it. i lost my arm though.
>>709987698
It's cool, i can understand your situation.
test
>>709987962
Got kik?
Some stuff I wanna talk about I don't know if the rest wanna hear me whine about.
>>709987885
yase
>>709987962
Did you get it back?
>>709988080
Ya, buffttiger of course. :)
>>709988106
no, last i saw my arm it was in Jeff.
What should I carve on my pumpkin?
>>709988222
Zamasu
>>709988222
your autisim.
>>709988195
Ahh, okay.
Should I take pics of when I've completed my rig?
>>709988195
Sent message
To : bufftiger little tiger
where do you meet other furs that are regular people, not yiffliyfe guys?
>>709987029
>frot
>foreplay
Frot is sex, retard.
>>709988286
No.
>>709988288
wwwww
ï½—ï½—ï½—ï½—ï½—
>>709988292
I'd like to see, you said you got it lit up right?
Do what all the others do and post it in stockings :)
>>709988326
that was not me. i've not used kick for awhile and may have got wrong kik name. try this one.
aquatic.ottiger
>>709988428
Never
>>709988432
>No
Fucking Ningen
Something about emoticons makes me super pissed.
wwwowwwowowoww
>>709988428
Few and far between.
>>709988436
I will have green lighting for it. And I have green stockings to match, but not sure if I'd want to include that
>>709988517
>``knots~''
>>709988533
I haven't worn my thigh highs in over a year.
>>709988575
Whew laddd
>>709988466
>>709988533
so the guys who are furry at all times are my only option? ...I just want someone normal who wants me to pop a knot in them...
>>709988684
I wish I had some more girl clothes, but my face is masculine.
>>709988758
>normal
>wants a knot
Sounds like you want a zoophile rather than a furry.
>>709988758
I'm fairly normal. I don't like fursuits, not really interested in fursonas or commissions and I don't act like a slut (any more).
>>709988533
awww, but matching!!
well i hope you got a antistatic strap so you don't accidently fry it before you try it.
Goodnight guys i'm heading home for food and sleeps.
>>709988927
I do have a strap, yes. Nightly night
>>709988831
what is a cocksheath
>>709988908
sounds like what im looking for. suit if you want, i just cant stand that lifestyle at all times. you are a boy right?
>>709988831
I wish I could even dress up as a girl.
>>709988927
>antistatic strap so you don't accidently fry it before you try it.
Or, if you have a metal case, just touch that periodically.
Nibi, should I get some sugar cubes and spend all day tomorrow drinking absinthe?
>>709989090
You could if you had the money.
I don't have the privacy or much money.
>>709989081
I'm a boy, yeah.
Night. Gonna sleep so I wake up in time to carve.
>>709989173
nah, i have the money for it i just dont have privacy either.
good night
>>709989233
good. arts fine, suits are fine, but ive dated 2 guys who were all fur all the time, and it can get cringey when you try to have a real conversation. i just want to snuggle, talk about stuff, and maybe touch weiners a bit. I dont want someone who is going to bark at every person we walk past on a date...
>>709989413
That's just a mental problem right there. I'd be embarrassed if my bf barked at someone
>>709989516
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtH7l-dhHZQ
>>709989516
yeah... it was extremely embarrasing. he also sniffed people he didnt know. we lasted a week.
>Have bf
>He eats shit and barks at the moon
>He is actually a dog
>Am Dev/Snuffles
>>709989578
That boy needs therapy
>>709989651
I wouldn't last a day with someone like that. Probably not even an hour
>>709989651
Why would you even start dating a manchild like that?
>>709989750
>I wouldn't last a day with someone like that. Probably not even an hour
what about if he was barking like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rx6iD5igrR0
>>709989898
Not even a nanosecond.
>>709989750
>>709989825
It was kindof cute at first, but then I learned it was serious for him. When you want to make something work because you fucked, you put up with some things as best you can. Mostly im a fool for trying so hard with him. :/
>>709989977
i see, how would you know if he was gonna say "bark"? some time traveling going on here?
>>709990256
It's the nanosecond after the bark or after the point where it's clear the word is going to be bark.
>>709990256
>>709990413 what he said
>>709990413
>he knew the bark was coming, but he couldnt stop it.
>It was already too late
>>709990524
I cry every time.
new thread?
>>709990512
that's very precise.
>>709990729
It's the normal reaction to spergs who say "bark" because they are "dog-kin".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njm56Y3MywU
>>709990823
anyone who identifies as *-kin is always destined for cringe
>>709990976
What about a munchkin?
>>709991165
What about mannequin?
>>709991165
ive never heard about that.
bump
>>709991420
>420
this must be a sign.
new bread
>>709991549
