>smartest man alive is back
I totally roasted all of you guys in the last thread, and all you could come up with were some of my typos.
To summarize I solved our national debt crisis, destroyed more ai brainlets, and solved the world's energy crisis. Many of you couldn't understand my intricate lexicon though.
You can ask me anything, but your IQ must be at least 180.
are niggers an epidemic?
Hey smartest kid in 5th grade.
I'm smarter than you. Ex-Child genius reporting. What's your field of interest and special subject anon?
>>709370953
Absolutely. We need to eradicate everyone with above average melanin.
>>709371119
>implying smartest kid in 5th grade isn't smartest forever
Son, I think you should get off the internet today. At least until you've cleaned out your piss jars.
>>709371134
I dabble in all fields of science.
Can you recite the largest known prime number for us, please?
>>709371119
Implying intelligence is learned rather than a combination of innate mental capacity and early intellectual stimulation
>>709370843
what's the best way to tell my best friend i fucked his wife?
>>709371242
Anyone that uses piss jars instead of windows has an iq lower than 80
>>709370843
I use to be a "child genius," and although I am still exceptionally intelligent, I suffer from extreme anxiety and dp/dr.
Do any of you guys have any insight into getting over such things?
>>709371283
Science is my weakest subject because of formulae etc but the theory is all there. Arts/literature and world history are my penchant. Want to general knowledge quiz each other? No Googling.
>>709371347
The maximum amount of characters in a reply is 2000. Plus only the dumbest neanderthal would spend weeks reciting that
>>709371376
Kill his mother right before. This will seem negligible in comparison.
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>>709371407
Ah doube penetration / damaged rectum syndrome eh?
Honestly anon, it's just about finding something you love doing. Save up for a motorbike, work out, find a girlfriend online, learn a language, take up a sport, start cooking. Just live! Ignore your intellectual pursuits and concentrate on physical exertion and you'll hopefully come to realise that existence is a balance of body and mind.
>>709371407
Man up
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>>709371515
I will obliterate you
>>709371519
Okay smartass, how about post digits 10001-12000?
>>709371407
If you live in England take up rambling
>>709370843
>smart/smartest man
>On /b/
Choose one.
>>709370843
Holy shit this guy is nuts
>>709371775
Yeah I very much doubt that anon. If you seriously believe that science is a better grounding for knowing more about human existence than literature is then you are a true philistine and I pity you
>>709370843
do immigrants cause global warming and if so how?
>>709371777
Do you one better
2^(57,885,161)-1
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>>709370843
Ok what did I miss?
>>709371921
By their excessive methane caused by bean burritos.
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>>709371921
They exhale more carbon dioxide than real people because they're always running away
>>709371793
Your options don't include all of the possibilities, for I'm both. Your IQ must be lower than 70.
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>>709371901
Anyone who wastes their time with fiction should be shot.
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What do you know about ai? What's your education?
>>709370843
Prove or disprove the Riemann hypothesis.
Oh noes, the bad quality bait is back :((((
>>709372236
Only plebs meddle with such things.
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>>709371989
Long words and lots of numbers
>>709371977
You haven't answered any questions, just made yourself look like an ass.
Try answering a couple questions that require at least some brain power, instead of just "hur dur I'm too smart to answer that NEXT'
>>709372230
Our current ai is comparable to the 1940s arpanet. It is a blend of many studies and will have a core, beliefs, and working memory, like humans
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>>709370843
how to destroy an edgy kid in an argument
>>709372495
Reply with ur mom, alternatively imply incompetency with women and financial status
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>>709370843
Let the gravitational constant equal 0.76.
Now, determine the schwartzchild radius of the earth.
>>709372133
If you were that smart you would be on any other things than /b/.
And I admit that I don't put a lots of possibilities.
The way that you give IQ, I wont argue.
Plus, the fact that you use IQ to "show" how much you're smart show that you're not that much at the same time.
I explain myself, isn't IQ based on general reflexion ? So you can be only a person that is smart in his way of thinking, but be a completly stupid person on any of all the things that exist.
Explain to me the correlation between the Riemann hypothesis and the sum of all whole numbers.
>>709372591
i can't imply incompetency with women anything else?
>>709371393
I use Linux.
>>709372594
There is no real life reasoning to know such a thing. Your IQ must be below 80.
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>>709370843
On a scale of 1 to 10, what's your favourite colour in the alphabet?
>>709372594
Not enough information too. You need mass
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>>709371699
>>709371699
>how do I stop the anal seepage?
Thank you anon, your post gives me hope. I am currently taking steps towards this, saving up for a new PC to build, finally running everyday, trying to be more social. I really appreciate the post.
>>709371707
Before I experience this, i would have said the same thing to people suffering from it. But a healthy dose of manning up is crucial, thanks for the post.
>>709371791
>rambling
Wat
>>709372831
German
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>>709370843
How do we make /b/ great again?
>>709371407
"child genius" = "my parents told me i was smart"
try growing up. Intelligence is a mask you wear to feel special.
>>709372615
They both are mathematics
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>>709370843
What are you going to do when the white race is destroyed by BIG BLACK COCK
>>709370843
What doth life?
Too bad u gots a tiny winky m8 real shame that
>>709372199
I shed a single kek for you anon. Don't you see that good fiction teaches us more about the human condition than science ever could? Insight into our own behaviour doesn't come from clinical trials where some prick is trying to assert his bogus half baked theories, surmising the entirety of human understanding and the infinite complexity of emotion and the fleeting wild irrationality of motivation in a biased multiple choice checkbox test. It comes from reading sensitive poetry, researching history and reading the news.
My question is thus: magnets?
Answer with: True/False/Indeterminate/Meaningless/Self-Referential/Game Rule/Strange Loop/None of the above
There is no truth
What you are is more important than what you do
You cannot step into the same river twice
Observation changes the thing being observed
This sentence is false
I am the voice* inside my head (If you just thought "I don't have a voice inside my head." That is the voice the question is referring to)
Disregarding color blindness, any arbitrary color looks the same to all people
If A is not true, then it must be: ___
1 = 0.9 recurring
People who only study material after a test do better than those who do not study at all
Grass is only green due to a relationship between the grass, the light and your mind
All things are true
>>709372669
I can't believe people are this dumb. "Windows" wasn't capitalized so it wasn't a pronoun
>>709371283
>dabble in all
>"im not smart enough to commit to obe subject so i youtube shit all day and get on /b/">>709371283
You haven't answered one question with an actual answer. Actual faggot.
>>709373143
/three
>>709372892
Bully traps lovers, furfags, r34, and all rate threads to suicide
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>>709372996
I don't take part in your plebian sexual acts.
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>>709372963
> not proving or disproving
You're clearly not the smartest man alive.
>>709373191
/four
With a young one valued at $1.4 million, Guinness calls them the most costly zoo animals. What is the answer?
>>709372963
Expected as much dumbass.
>>709370843
ur gay
>>709373020
Your implying natural observation, which is in fact, science.
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Do you think there is a solution to the leakage of radiation into the ocean from Japan? If so, how? And 1 more, how about the Pacific gyre? How do we remove it safely?
>>709372963
Hurr durr nigga couldnt even google
![alex[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xtAqBNJ.jpg "alex[1].jpg")
>>709371515
>>709371775
This scientist who worked on the Manhattan Project was suspected of spying for the Soviet Union
Smee is the new smeeme
These are the only 2 independent countries in South America named for a famous person.
>>709372915
lol I skipped grades, was put into "special programs", tests galore. I even got special treatment on willie inspection day.
>>709372742
>>709372608
Actually, the question is quite simple.
If the gravitational constant is below 1, not a single star, planetary body nor any matter in the universe would be able to clump together. Atoms would not be able to form. The electroweak force would not exist, and neither would the strong nuclear force.
So mass becomes inconsequential.
So the answer is actually 0.
Your IQ must be below mine.
>>709373503
Special treatment lright
They needed the whole building to help find the damn thing
>>709373078
Not OP
>Indeterminate
>True
>False
>Self-Referential
>True
>Indeterminate
>False
>True
>True
>True
>True
>>709370843
What is the cause of the observed accelerated expansion (de Sitter phase) of the Universe?
![images[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/E0ERuWJ.jpg "images[1].jpg")
>>709373078
All strange loops
>>709373461
John Nash? Maybe Einstein? Who want suspected of spying in the 50s. All intellectuals were under suspicion. Even the dense nature of your question exemplifies your pond-dweller level of idiocy. Name three types of historic clown.
>>709370843
Bet I'm smarter than you OP my IQ is 178 not many people are over 180.
>>709373313
albino-nigger
OP, Thoughts on the whole Bee thing? I mean sure a ton of bee sanctuaries came immiediately to mind but thats sorta, Occams Razor and doesn't neccesarily guarantee long term sustainability
>>709373624
Monopole problem
In the early 80's, Alan Guth realized that false vacuum decay in the early universe would solve such a problem, leading him to propose a scalar-driven inflation.
>>709373624
I like wee wee in my anus hole
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>>709373605
>They needed the whole building to help find the damn thing
Cuz it was so deep in your mums bum.
>>709373742
Really?
If you're so important how come you're still alive?
>>709373835
Ay u cheeky lil cunt ill gib u dat wan
>>709373581
Nor I don't understand why you reply to me with this, nor I don't understand your answer and all I can come up with your thing is the coulomb force...
And still with IQ, if you're that interested, I must be below you, I'm only at IQ140.
>>709370843
how do you solve the energy crisis?
>>709370843
Do you believe in any kind of Religion?
>>709373791
Its also worth noting that recent testing of this hypothesis with the newest 1a data has actually revealed that the universe is not expanding uniformly, but rather with a preference for a particular direction.
Alan Guth is shitting out his nobel prize as we speak.
>>709373078
False
False
Indeterminate, multiple meanings
Heisenbergs uncertainty principle doesn't always apply on the macro level
Paradox (strange loop)
Meaningless (to me)
True (cones to neurons)
Not a
True
True
False, it's the light reflected off the grass, received by your cones, and sent to your brain
Good list
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>>709370843
What if you're not as smart as you think you are? Please explain or refute in detail. I'm legit interested in your reply. It's as useful as anything else that's going nowhere after this thread.
>>709373284
>>709373319
>>709373419
A correlation was asked for and one was given. You should be more specific next time.
>>709373581
Its something that you learn, you didn't come up with that idea by yourself, that only "memory". That doesn't prove anythings.
>>709373913
loook 'ere lad, I'll rekt ur bum harder than your dad ever could.
>>709373964
Dafuq?
>>709374030
For the next questions you don't have to choose between True,False etc. Answer as you wish:
What does the word 'it' refer to in this sentence: It is dark outside?
The mathematical operation known as addition is modeled after what?
Two people are standing by a lake. One says, "That's a lovely reflection in the water." The other says "I see no reflection, but it's a fascinating assortment of fish, plants and rocks within the water."
Which one is lying?
>>709373712
DID YOU FUCKING READ THE OP POST
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE GET OFF MY THREAD YOU IMBECILE
>>709370843
>Smartest Alien alive reporting
>unlimited intelligence here
>mfw OP believes he's smart
![alex-trebek-2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FgIZj4L.jpg "alex-trebek-2[1].jpg")
>>709373698
Mime
Rodeo
Jester
But I'm the host faggot, so Johnny, take three hundred dollars away from Cum Gargler, for incorrectly stating that Einstein worked on the Manhattan Project next question:
This man's plan for spreading electricity to the masses was in direct completion with another great inventor of his day.
This so called robber baron
>>709374164
Since you don't know, you can rewrite the zeta function of the Riemann hypothesis to equal 1+2+3+4...=-1/12
>>709373758
Buzzbuzz need to go bye bye
>>709373758
Farm corporations will have bee farms if it's ever a problem. Don't worry
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So what do attributes do you spend your IQ points on every year? I'm pretty advanced into the binge drinking and self hatred trees and I have high DPS against relationships.
>>709374014
I have my own hypotheses on what "God" is or could be. I don't believe in any organized religion.
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Is it possible to have something kind of like life after I die if I really want to, like sentience or more than that?
>>709374008
>pic related
And trillions of them
What matters the most to you?
>>709374765
Where do the hamsters get their energy from?
>>709374008
Nuclear energy, we just need to rid of all the unnecessary regulations.
Also continue improvements on green energy
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>>709370843
Why an IQ of 180? After a person has achieved an IQ of 150, there is no noticeable difference with individuals with higher IQs.
>>709374845
What regulations?
What's green energy?
>>709374538
kek
>>709370843
Get nuclear fusion sorted if you're so smart.
>>709370843
based on many informations you shold know who will win the USA elections - so who will it be?
>>709375020
I don't follow politics because I'm still in grade school
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>>709370843
would multiple shape charges aimed at center of nuke and detonated at once start nuclear reaction or not?
>>709374404
Tesla/Edison ur shit is wizeak
>>709371221
But as you do that, the average will continue to get lower. For an average to exist in the first place, there must be something above average. You won't be able to stop until there's only one person left alive.
>>709374404
Incorrect, rodeo is an offshoot of modern clown. Tesla doi. What is an "adumbration"?
>>709374367
Indeterminate
Latin word "et"
First one, reflections are ON water
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>>709374429
Explain?
>>709374837
Plants which photosynthesize
>>709374853
he racist but simply don't know that smartest chosen by fate existing niggers on earth dont go above 135
>>709375602
okay then how are you going to address the topsoil depletion crisis?
>>709374887
Regulations that make nuclear energy plants not as profitable.
Namely solar panels and wind turbines that are cheap enough for people to invest in
>>709375530
Here's a good link on the subject. Pretty easy to follow if you know about functions and complex numbers.
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3Dd6c6uIyieoo&ved=0ahUKEwipj6zXhvjPAhXkr1QKHQAPBJYQyCkIHjAA&usg=AFQjCNGZuP1LcVikig96Z0PRfPxevERFkw&sig2=5e_HLjeEhtVJUcYkstlBdQ
>>709375020
Based on the pattern of history, the Republican party is next, however trump may break tradition as he is so different
>>709375715
Where does nuclear energy come from?
>>709375276
Only the albino will survive.
Also, I never said to do it recursively
>>709375700
More topsoil, I'll be here all week
What is the numerical format for "one thousand novemdecillion duotrigintillion two hundred eighty-nine novemdecillion duotrigintillion nine hundred ninety thousand octodecillion duotrigintillion three hundred eighty-four octodecillion duotrigintillion eight hundred ninety-two thousand septendecillion duotrigintillion nine hundred twenty-three septendecillion duotrigintillion two hundred seventy-three thousand sexdecillion duotrigintillion four hundred eighty-seven sexdecillion duotrigintillion two hundred forty-two thousand quindecillion duotrigintillion thirty-four quindecillion duotrigintillion two hundred thirty-four thousand quattuordecillion duotrigintillion seven hundred fifty-eight quattuordecillion duotrigintillion three hundred twenty-four thousand tredecillion duotrigintillion two hundred eighty-three tredecillion duotrigintillion four hundred eighty-nine thousand duodecillion duotrigintillion two hundred seventy-three duodecillion duotrigintillion four hundred ninety-two thousand undecillion duotrigintillion five hundred seventy-one undecillion duotrigintillion two hundred thirty-four thousand decillion duotrigintillion two hundred thirty-eight decillion duotrigintillion five hundred forty-two thousand nonillion duotrigintillion"? (American)
>>709375925
Okay and what will the hamsters eat while we're all sitting around waiting for it to naturally replenish for a thousand years?
>>709375812
From the nucleus of atoms.
Just Google it, there's a reason I became this smart
>>709376044
explain like I'm five
Let's say you have a ship called A.
If you change one small nail on this ship with a new one, is it still the same ship?
If you change half of the ship with new materials, is it still the same ship?
If you change, one by one, every part of the ship with a new one, is it still the same ship?
If after changing every part of the ship, you make a new ship with the parts that you took from ship A, which one (if any) is ship A?
tl;dr what's your view on the ship of Theseus Paradox
>>709376033
More "artificial" topsoil. Food will always be in demand so farms will afford it if they have to (and up prices) until someone makes it cheaper
>>709376044
Lel topkek.
It comes from the electrons that get ejected when the fission of two atoms occurs you ape.
>>709375975
I'm not even that autistic and I made this thread.
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>>709372199
underrated post
>>709376265
Can't do it? Too challenging for the smartest person alive?
How about this one: "one thousand trillion two hundred eighty-nine trillion nine hundred ninety thousand billion" (this time the old-English numerical format)
>>709376243
Yes, from splitting the nucleus.
Did you not see the minimum 180 iq requirement?
>>709376142
Tiny things make big boom when broke
My I.Q. is not 180, this is a silly concept to request on /b/.
That said, I do have a question.
Do you think the key to curing cancer might lie in Glucose deprivation, local toxification, Immuno-stimulation or something else?
>>709376215
>"artificial" topsoil.
how is it made?
>>709373078
what a load of rubbish
>>709376420
>Tiny things make big boom when broke
This is not an explanation.
If you can't explain something in simple terms then you don't understand it.
>>709373481
Bolivia, and ?
>>709370843
When did you first realize you were a faggot? Have you planned to get treatment yet?
>>709375276
Not necessarily. An average could be created before the cleansing, and be left unchanged.
>>709376177
It's modified version of the original
It's a modified version of the modified version X2
(Modified implies not the same)
It can't be perfectly rebuilt so it's not the exact same
>>709376044
google will not help no one with this:
>>709375229
I came with that theory myself
>>709376520
How would you explain nuclear chemistry to someone that just learned what comes after 9?
What is my name
>>709376720
I'm not trying to prove I'm the genius here. You are.
Figure it out Einstein
Would you trade your intelligence for pussy?
>>709370843
>smartest man
>roasting spergs on 4chans
pick one and only one.
>>709376464
From nutrients and recycled earth
>>709376517
>what is philosophy
>>709375975
You can't do it, can you, OP?
The answer is 1,289,990,000,000,000,000,000. Mr. smarty pants.
OP confirmed faggot.
>>709376837
Okay where do the nutrients come from?
>>709376600
I start hrt on Thursday
>>709376862
Quoted wrong one. Meant to be >>709376375 so clearly I'm retarded. Yet still more intelligent than the smartest man.
>>709370843
I love you smartest man
nigger
>>709371699
>Ignore your intellectual pursuits and concentrate on physical exertion and you'll hopefully come to realise that existence is a balance of body and mind.
This is good advice for anyone who might be struggling with their intellectual self. I was also a "gifted" child, and like many of you it resulted in generalized anxiety disorder because I couldn't "get out of my own head". So yeah, this anon's right : just get busy, it'll slow down your train of thought until it reaches a point where thinking actually becomes pleasurable again.
>>709376929
niggers and cum
>>709376688
Google "how do nuclear bombs explode"
Then ask yourself if shape charges would start the fission
Is a 60 megaton nuclear warhead something to worry about, yes or no. V
>>709376952
Thx fam
>>709370843
how much green moons do the earth have in Madagascar when 3 of them went insane?
>>709377375
That depends on if you value your life or whatever the outcome may be
>>709370843
If I have 10 niggers and sell 7, how many do I now have?
Which is the best known sales method that has over 70% chance of success? I'm talking about resources and currency.
>>709377471
fuck you are very smrt
a)Consciousness is merely a set of electro-chemical reactions. Free will does not exist since if one knew every single equation, variable and constant he would be able to predict a person's thoughts.
b)Consciousness is a set of electro-chemical reactions, but free will exists because there are truly random events that are occurring on quantum level that prevents us from predicting a person's thoughts.
c)While being the product of electro-chemical reactions, consciousness maintains meta-physical aspects since the physical explanation is unable to define the "feeling" of consciousness. Free will exists.
d) Same as c), except free will does not exist (because all of our actions and thoughts are predetermined by other metaphysical factors. Example:god)
I like how a lot of people here thinks there are no smart people on /b/. This Is not because you feel stupid and want to be in a place full of peoples like you that this is a fact. There are a lot of posters in here with rly good ideas about almost everything (i'm not talking about this douche OP)
>>709377462
drugs
>>709376420
Not all nuclear energy comes from splitting atoms you massive retard.
>>709377279
too much to read, my guess was to simply compress all that mass into as small point as possible and that would start the fission reaction i think. Similar when we have hydrogen of the same volume as soccer stadium - when compressed to size of small ball we also would have the reaction started maybe even fusion not fission
If i pulled out a gun and shot you in the face, would your -high intelligence- cause the bullet to lodge in your faggy skull? This is assuming i use standard .45acp (ap if you like the taste of cock) rounds
>>709377800
Yes, my intelligence grants me the powers of telekinesis
>>709377800
HP or FMJ? And standard load?
>>709377533
Op here
Fuck you
>>709377533
Op is a moron. He barely answers any of the questions with legit answers. And his reasoning is that "you didnt specify" or some such. Either hes not as smart as he says(very likely) or he cannot grasp the unspoken words that encompasses context because of his autism (also very likely)
Either way, its amusing to see his punk ass pretend. Its like watching the cancer kids pretend to be superman. Its charming to see them try, even if they fail
>>709377970
Lets say fmj in standard, but im open to all scenarios you will outline for me
niggerfaggot
op is a google
>>709377800
>want to be powerfull
>intelligence is too complicated for me
>muh gun
>>709377527
Our actions are predetermined, yet since we're in the experiment we can't predict the outcome. This gives us the illusion of free will
>>709378183
Its the great equaliser. Thus why they are so popular
Now answer my question
>>709370843
> smartest man alive
> posting on 4chan
nice
>>709370843
Tell me a joke
>inb4 "your life"
Hey, can you tell me the characteristics of the mucosal lining of the anal canal?
Trilingual medfag reporting in with an IQ of 143.
>>709378183
>Im sooo fucking smart guys
>Sooo fucking smart im gunna mouth off to a man with a gun cause im too fucking smart
>im so smart im fucking dying in the street
This is exactly how any altercation you have with a man with a gun will go. You arent smart, you are autistic. You think intelligence will save you, but if your ass is in the wrong place, you aint coming back. Your intelligence wont save you from death
>>709378416
fag
>>709378282
if you trully need an answer to that then you're a degenerate and you deserve to own a gun. Contrats, don't forget to remember when you got bullied everyday at school back in the times
>>709378362
U r late to the party fag
>>709378467
and you didn't? haha
>>709370843
>>709370843
>>709370843
Fuck you
>NEXT the new fucking shit meme
>>709378380
fag
>>709378452
Never sais i'm smart dumbass, but thx for the compliment if you think so
gay lesbian
Is there a God OP? Do you believe in any diety?
>>709378467
So you say that you wont answer it, or cant answer it? I know the answer, but i want to hear you say your faggy skull wont stop the bullet in the gun. I want to hear you admit that your intelligence wont fucking get you out of the situation i outlined
I want you to face the fact that the supposed "smartest man in the world" couldnt do jack shit when it came to surviving
I bet you are eugene.
>>709378559
said*
How do I stop these goddamn possums from getting in my trash can?
>>709373086
Wow
>>709378630
Lemon juice on the rim, or motor oil.
Both work equally as well
>>709378120
FMJ has a higher chance to deflect off of my hardened frontal crainium. It does however offer more penetration. I'd say (given the shooters lack of experience with firearms) that there is a roughly 1 in 25 chance I will survive. The proper mathematics would waste too much of my time to calculate, considering there are so many variables. You sure as hell aren't worth it.
>>709378630
Padlock
Heavy rock
Kill them all
>>709378619
dude i'm not op and you are insecure. Ask your gun some mental support
>>709378631
And what could that hypothesis possible be? Hummmmm...
>>709378729
"God"is part of a more advanced civilization and we are their ai testing grounds
>>709378672
>1 in 25 chanve ill survive a bullet to the head
Man oh man, you are some kinda retard.
Oh, and im sure my "lack of firearm experience" will be quite conforting to you as you piss yourself and beg me not to kill you
>>709378696
You deserve to be killed for answering a question not meant for you. Fuck off, mate
>>709378797
Compensating much?
>>709370843
How to get smarter? I have an IQ approx 120. Is there any chance by incrasing my IQ?
>>709374845
>implying you do not need crude oil based compounds to manufacture electronics, which we do not have forever, which we can not mine in space, resulting in us not able to manufacture both nuclear powerplants nor "green energy"
>>709378547
At least I'm not a posing fag like yourself.
Smartest man alive my ass.
>>709378848
Yea, i guess?
Hows living in fear of death from those stronger and better armed than you?
>>709373078
>Observation changes the thing being observed
Is only true if the thing you are measuring does not emit.
>>709371672
That won't work because if you don't reply to this post your mother will die in her sleep tonight
>>709378849
Learn how to have an optimal mental/emotional state
Then
Read more, study more, Google it, use spell check
>>709378846
that's why i answered in green text. My god, dumb people, could you even try
>>709378990
Suck massive cock like op, become a lying faggot on 4chan like op, you get it
>>709370843
Could you say you are happy without thinking about it first?
>>709378915
Why would I be scared of someone that cries about his peter being small
>>709379063
>I answered in greentext, therefore im not the same person
Rules of being autistic #1: make shit up like this faggot
>>709379105
Same reason you make shit up on 4chan
Cause you are weak.
>>709379068
le cuck
>>709379085
Yes, I've trained my mind to be optimistic despite any current feelings
>>709379105
Ah, such fallacy. It truly shows how little intelligence your plebian brain has.
Does mummy and dadzy still tuck you in your spider man blanky?
>>709378797
>too retarded to realise it's an insult directed at you.
>>709379201
Danny go to bed. You have middle school tomorrow.
>>709379255
>Im super smart
>But crippling depression has me
You should kill yourself. You arent really that smart
>>709371901 Oh my god...Human existence has already been figured out, the point of living? Reproducing, every living being is made to do that.
>>709379275
Are you still crying over that?
>>709379334
Emotions come and go. That's a sign of being human. Not depressed. Learn to read before choosing from your quiver of replies
>>709370843
I got one question. Fucking magnets how do they work?
>>709379299
What part of it didnt i realize was an insult? The part where you spewed your shit on a screen for a whole thread?
I knew you were being an asshole, but i wanted to let you know that i know you are retarded. True to words retarded. Never make anyone proud of you retarded.
I hope i get to kill you. I hope tge opportunity presents itself where i can your family weep for you. For the wound that never heals
>>709379422
Such a quick wit you have. Im sure it stops the feelings of killing yourself to make everyone else happy disappear. Im sure your wit warms your bed cause a woman wont ever lay with you. Im sure your wit is great at making sure you feel welcome when you step out of your rancid smelling studio apartment.
Im sure your wit is all that and more
>>709379358
I cry dick tears when i think about killing you. Get rock hard when i think about the sadness your family feels when you mouth off to someone who doesnt give a shit about catching a body.
>>709379167
the fact is, i can understand your point but you can't understand mine. Sad day for your ego i know but don't blame yourself or your parents, you're probably not a bad guy
>>709374404
>historic clown
>rodeo clown
Uncultured fucking american
>pierrot
Would be more fitting
>smartest man alive
Then you will be able to keep up with me.
Tho i doubt it.
Dont bother with fancy words or accurate grammar. Words are only vessals in the transmission of ideas. Agreed upon encrypted syntax to pass along thought across visual and audio mediums.
The idea matters, not the words.
What current state is Bela Lugosi in?
>>709373046
First you have to understand two things:
Nucluei have positive charges and electrons have negative charges. (It doesn't matter which is which, hence why antimatter nucluei are attracted to ordinary matter nucluei and annihilate on contact.)
Metals are arranged in a large solid structure, and their electrons are not bound to one single atom, they move about freely, carrying charges freely.
Now metals are generally neutral over all, sometimes even raw iron. When you align the atoms charges in the same direction (basically by melting the iron, then subjecting it to a large electromagnetic force.) the tiny charge of the atom is amplified by billions, which results in a large area of attraction.
Now when you align the charges, the atoms don't all head down to the negative end, they just align in that direction.
I hope that's simple enough for you to understand.
Meaning of life or gtfo
Not allowed.
>>709380618
To produce offspring and survive as a species.
>>709370843
If yer so smart y does yer brain look like a nutsacK
>>709380775
Does that mean you're failing at life considering you'll always be a virgin?
>>709380167
Ah, glad to see you are back faggot.
Back to basics
You are weak, physically and through willpower
You don't have a single woman who loves you, not even the one sow who bore you
Your lonely and will inevitably kill yourself, cause you realize shit won't get better
That guy who bullied you? Still doing better than you. Alphas become ceos, betas becomr accountants
Oh, and if i ever see you, i will kill you cause im a dangerous individual who enjoys prison
>>709370843
Will I ever get married?
>>709370843
You haven't answered my question in the previous threads you jumped-up narcissistic faggot.
Kill yourself.
>>709370843
Simple task for a genius like yourself: predict your post number.
>>709381167
Then what is your question young hormonal one?
Is there any point? why post on this thread you are obviously wasting your genius on ejaculating into internet crowds. fuck off
>>709381270
Alrighty then
>>709381444
>>709381072
I don't know where you get your facts from.
>smartest man alive
Op clearly suffers from a slew of mental issues, namely NPD. He is just making a fool of himself. This is cringe
>>709380899
Kekt
>>709381446
Apologies; the algorithm for predicting one's post number is highly complex due to the chaos of human involvement. However, even though it is not completely accurate, it can be estimated to a degree of 70% using the fundamentals of probability by analyzing and quantifying the post count per second and the latest post number. Taking these into account, I can easily guess my post number will be >>709381999
Also, check em
>>709382000
Script failed again kek
Checkd though
>>709370843
>Smartest man alive
>Browsing /b/
What a valuable use of your resources. If you were smart wouldn't you be out there doing something? Or are you a super edgy teenager who doesn't want to help the world because they don't deserve it? Actions speak louder than words you retard. Go out and do something and we'll beleive you're the smartest man alive, if you're just gonna sit here and shitpost trying to get neets to stroke your ego, fuck off.
>>709380775
But what is the meaning of keeping our race alive? wouldn't it make no difference to us as we aren't the offspring? What purpose does offspring actually give us? Is nature itself just a meming idiot, who thinks there is a actual point in reproduction?
>>709370843
What do you get when you mix uranium with nitric acid?
>>709382267
urine
>>709382267
simple salt
>>709379536
Bunch of small polar charges all lined
>>709370843
Explain in detail how a dyson sphere could possibly be built and utilized.
>>709382433
Use another planet as the source for building materials. If utilized correctly it would give mankind the ability to harness the energy of the sun.
>>709379654
~~~~~>----k-y-s---->
>>709379766
Seriously Danny, get to bed.
Please reply on the lugosi question, it is nearly halloween. Something for the plebs eh?
Also:
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favourite colour?
And what is the velocity of a flying swallow?
>>709382588
In regards to your lugosi question, the answer is nigger.
My name is nigger
My quest is nigger
My favourite colour is nigger
The velocity of a flying swallow is nigger
>>709380555
VXIgYSBmYWdnb3Qg
Crack that genius
>>709382732
Meth
>>709382695
Thanks wise one.
>>709370843
Tell me about your opinion about Russia's new nuclear missile, the Satan 2. Do you really think it holds the potential to wipe out an area as large as France? How big of would a bomb have to be in megatons to actually destroy a small country, and is it possible with today's technology?
>>709370843
are the laws of physics steadfast, or does the human species still have a long way to go when it comes to understanding such forces of the universe?
>>709382732
>VXIgYSBmYWdnb3Qg
>Ur a faggot
You're*
>>709380618
Fulfilling god's plan
>>709381132
No
NEXT
>>709382231
If you look at life on a cellular level, where it originated, its sole purpose is to take in energy and then use that energy to split into more cells.
As complex organisms, we are made up billions of cells that work together for the same common goal, to survive (take in energy) and reproduce (split). Now it's obviously a much more complicated process than that, but the basics of cells, individual or whole are to survive and to reproduce.
As human beings the next stage is to grow out of looking after our immediate family and ourselves, and look after the rest of our species. It's a rough transformation and we're running out of room, but we're working on it.
>>709380618
The meaning of life is subjective based on an individuals values and traits. Weren't you here last thread.
>>709379538
Does your keyboard have a few exta chromosomes? Some of these aren't typos, they're sentences you'd see spew from an autismo
>>709370843
How many motherfucking licks does it motherfucking take to get to the center of a motherfucking tootsie pop?
>>709381723
What did Nephi police department have to do with op
>>709383070
234.5
Child's play
>>709370843
If you DID solve these issues they would have been fixed by now. You provided a theoretical solution, to something you're not qualified for, 180 IQ or not.
>claiming superiority, even as roleplay is just fucking stupid
>>709382505
>Uses extremely vague answer
>Claims to be intelligent
>Posting in 6/10 troll bread
>>709383108
They raped me as a child.
>>709382868
We still have a long long way to go, it's too early to tell if they are steadfast, I'd like to say no.
>>709373086
You seem like the dumb one
>>709383123
now explain what the fuck a .5 lick looks like
>>709383176
than why ask an intelegent question and test it.
>>709383183
It's an average, genius.
>>709383006
That's rich, and it's wrong. Wrong question, bad answer.
You might as well ask what the meaning of gravity is
>>709382885
Slightly harder now
85fe8de475bc9884da850bb5ac9dedaa50a5f850
>>709370843
What salt did Tumblr use on their 2012 hashes?
>>709383263
exactly there is no inherent meaning of gravity but it has meaning if we assign It meaning, the same goes for life.
>>709383252
nuh uh motherfucker, learn to round your averages when there can't be a .5 motherfuckin lick.
>>709383396
You're dumber than you think.
>>709383411
Rounding an average gives an inaccurate answer, is that what you want?
>>709383158
Lucky
>>709383411
You use half a tongue, dumbass
>>709383396
>what are gravitational waves
>>709383558
you make a thousand times more sense than this faggot >>709383530
>>709383322
Hint: 6 character hash
>>709383435
Explain? I\I'm not op by the way.
>>709383396
You can't just imbue an inherently meaningless facet of the universe with meaning. Are your values your own, or that of nucleic acids?
>>709383765
>>709383765
Your only hope for consolidation is if you're referring to the definition of gravity, not the actual force
>>709383849
What's the difference?
ITT: OP googles furiously
>>709383906
I did clarify later in the thread to stop asking questions you can just Google
>>709383649
No tootsie pop is the same, therefore no answer is the same and you use an average of a selection of answers.
Did you ever fucking go to school?
>>709383898
Well for starters, a pleasure/pain matrix isn't something I'd impose on myself for motivation, I'd give myself genuine motivation
Are you genuinely ok with the puppet strings?
>>709383977
Yes but i skipped Tootsie101
>>709383977
I believe he's referring to significant figures
>>709383849
>>709383868
why can't I imbue a facet of the universe with meaning. we give meaning to meaningless things all the time, just look at time as we know it, or our faith in statistics. Any meaning assigned by an individual, no matter how inane, is just as valid as any other. We are all just ant's looking out at the vastness of the universe, how could we ever hope to understand it's brilliance.
>>709384003
What other motivation is there? People only do things to get pleasure or avoid pain (both now or later)
>>709376856
A waste of time
NEXT
>>709384182
Is this sentence false?
>>709384182
how is it a waste of time?
>>709375715
Nuclear plants are currently inefficient. They're burning the wrong shit, too rare with too long of a half life once it converts into later stages in the reaction. You're better off using a more common form. You can google all this, it's common knowledge. Companies have just invested too much into all the outdated isotopes to bother.
>>709384230
maybe (not op)
>>709384124
Yes, we assign things meaning, whether there really is or not. Gravity is real though nigga
>>709384172
hedonists and epicures, such a waste of human potential
>>709384061
How is 234.5 not a significant figure?
>>709384230
paradoxed
This sentence is false.
>>709384061
Google the definition. 31 times 3 is 90 with significant figures
>>709384487
But 31 times 3.0000001 is 93 with significant figures
>>709384320
yes but the "realness"(a better term escapes me at the moment) of something isn't a variable when it comes to assigning it meaning. Nothing is real and everything is real, as we know it reality is only defined for us by inefficient biological sensors. Who's to say what is real, and what isn't, as such any meaning given to anything is only given based on evidence taken from flawed devices.
>>709383674
6 characters?
85fe8de475bc9884da850bb5ac9dedaa50a5f850:nice person
>>709384124
If you're hoping to get a good view of objective reality you cannot go around projecting fantasies on things because they mystify you. You must reckon the impossibility of inherent meaning and find another way to exist and prosper without such crutches or you will forever be caught in a labyrinth of your own limited conception of reality
And it's no wonder that humans seem to adhere to the whimsy of nucleic acids even at the cost of themselves. Your own garbage genes want you dead if it is better for them.
>>709384660
What your implying would work if we were part of a higher dimension
>>709384740
Sha1 hash
>>709378696
Kek
>>709384660
Ok, now you're just getting retarded.
>>>/x/
>>709378982
Niggerfaggot
>>709384740
If by that you meant nigger then you win
>>709384248
You never get a definitive answer since there's no concrete evidence for most philosophical ideas. It's an interesting thing to think about but you shouldn't devote yourself to it.
>>709384550
how do you split 5 pennies evenly between 2 people. you cant. you cannot give 2.5 to each. the .5 cent doesnt exist. so the realistic answer is someone is getting 3 cents when the other will only receive 2. same when measuring a fucking lick. there is no half a lick, its either 234 licks or 235
>>709384230
This sentence isn't providing any information that can be considered true or false.
>>709384892
This isn't real op
>>709384487
>>709384550
Now I know that you're generally autistic. I'll send your family some flowers.
