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OK /b/, you inherit a fortune, last two digits is what you receive (millions of dollars) and you have to say how do you spend it.

I'll start: I will buy a building and rent it to only young girls, then I would fuck them.
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>>709358706
not gonna get a very big building for 6m

i would put 60% of my money into robotics, the rest into low yield bonds
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>>709359170
70 million? Dude, that's a way to start a company.
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>>709358706
Might need to steal a third digit, but I will buy a fancy bidniss jet and fly around screwing hot chicks.
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Move to Saudi Arabia and get 9 yr old loli fuck slaves after I renounce my citizenship
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Meh bet i get 00
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All if the money is used to buy crack and hookers. The more money the more crack and hookers. Have the hookers od and my vast supply of crack and fuck their lifeless bodies
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Buy a normal cheap 1 story house in a safe neighbor hood then invest the rest of my money. After just live off the rest in a life of luxury and fine cars.
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>>709358706
Buy 16 million dollar mansion, invite women back to my luxury fuck pad and get mah dick wet
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>>709361006
oh no, I'm negative 10 mil
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I'd buy an alienware laptop.
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I would buy a giant loft apartment in a primo spot in a less expensive city, do a bunch of blow, and fuck whoever I want
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Build an apartment complex with secret hallways behind all the rooms so I can go watch the hotties change and get railed.
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I'll buys some property in Alaska, and probably a bunch of guns.
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>>709361058
Nice. You have 57,998,750 left, but that was a good start
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>>709358706
Buy a house and lots of weed and invest in my dream setup
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I would give a generous amount to my mother, then to my town, buy some magic cards, then keep the rest in the bank.
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Just live my life and help the needy.
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Build a self sufficient house in the middle of nowhere with 100 acres with a big ass wall surrounding it with a smaller inner wall wall with razor wire and manned guard towers and live like it's the Walking Dead.
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>>709361545
okay you have 15 million left, what do
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I would create some business, after recovering my investment (and a plus) I would repeat the process all over again. That way a lot of people would get a job. With the money I get from it, I would buy properties where kids (orphans and kids whose parents are on jail, etc) can live for free but also they'll receive education and care. Also, the business I create would be looking for those children in some way.
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>>709358706
roll
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Kill as many rapists and pedophiles as possible.
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>>709358706
I'd throw it away.
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>>709358706
drugs
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>>709358706
I would start a religion. All hail lord DTrump
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>>709358706
A motorcycle + accessories at least
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I would create a Keijo School
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>>709361626
This, except for it would be a castle and an underground shelter.
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>>709358706
I would build a massive underground shelter. Put my family in it.
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>>709361647
I'm assuming I still have lots of money in the bank, so I'll put half of the 15 in the bank again, and the 7.5 left will be given slowly to my friends and family, until I have a comfortable 500,000 to myself to mess around with.
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Buy a huge lot in afghanistan. Build a bunker full of weapons food water etc. Then wait....
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Reroll for cash.
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Buy all the music albms I want, buy small house and travel the world (and fuck up certain things by doing small things)
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I'm building a restaurant.
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>>709358706
trip to thailand, drain the fuck out of my balls in ladybois and italian cuisine

then, open an academy or something

and fuck the girls in uniforms
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Help Donald Trump outadvertise Crooked Hillary Clinton and make America GreatAgain
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I'll invest like 20-30 mil in cash flow investments - rentals + dividend stocks
and live the rest of my days like Dan Bilzerian.
When I'll be too much of an oldfag, I'll move to South America and fuck latino hookers until my last day.
Will not die with my dick dry.
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>>709364000

KEK

You live under a bridge
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>>709364000
Trips mean you get above 1,000,000,000.
4 billion is actually what Donald Trump has w/out debt.
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>>709363677
now you just need to make your 1st dollar
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>>709358706
>inb4 00
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>>709358706
rolling for 00
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No matter what, it won't be enough.
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get an education, buy a house, and travel. learn to play the cello.
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>>709358706
Invest about 1/3 of it, then get myself all I'll need for the rest of my life. Donate to some charities here and there. etc
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>>709358706
Set it up to live off the accrued interest, buy a nice house and a nice car, open up a small business making terrain for tabletop games.
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>>709358706
Sure roll
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>>709364187
why bother to say what someone has without debt, especially when said debt is over 1 billion dollars. That's like saying I have a full beer when actually someone walked up and drank nearly a third of it
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>>709358706
I would make a lots of walls
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change it to gold and store it in sweden
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Probably get a steak for dinner
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>>709364808
with 8 million you can only afford 26 and a half miles of 6 ft. tall concrete wall
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>>709358706
why not 99
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>>709358706
Seriously? That's what you'd do with millions of dollars? Fuck some girls?
Listen, I'm 18 and I haven't fucked a chick in my life. I'm eager to. But If that's how you'd spend your money, you need to get a fucking life. You're gonna die in 60 years, and all YOU FUCKING DO IS FUCK GIRLS? You can start a company. You can have a great impact on the world. You can fund a cancer research center. You can go to mars. You can help poor people. You can buy a fucking island or a fucking submarine. You can learn about the world. You can explore the world. MOST IMPORTANTLY, you can major in anything you want without worrying about money. AND ALL YOU FUCKING DO IS FUCK SOME GIRLS! You can do that with 100$.
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>>709365516
Maybe with all your money you could finally cure your aspergers.
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I would buy an office and start hiring people so I could get into developing games.
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>>709365516
Once you fuck some girls it will all make sense Anon.

Until then, it would probably be best if you shut the fuck up.
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>>709358706
There is a lovely 1million dollar home built into an old manufacturing building in the heart of the city where I live. I'd buy that then just fill it with Board and Video games and a really nice gaming table
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Use it as a down payment on the Kenosha factory and the American centre, rebuild AMC and make American cars great again.
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buy a house out in the country. get a wife, couple of kids and a dog. finally leave this place and try my best to live in peace.
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>>709358706
alright, let's see how much I've got to work with
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>>709358706
I will expand my katana collection and buy a better life for my waifu, Hatsune Miku-chan, while mastering the blade and mind in this desolate wasteland we call life
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>>709367495
95 million. Well then I'd start off by buying one of the 5million dollar mansions near my school. Then I'd pay off all of my debt as any debt my family might have. I'd then buy a couple more places in the town and use them as income properties, especially since land is highly sought after in my city. I'd then buy each of my friends a car $40k or less because I said if I ever cam across millions I would. Then I'd probably do so much stupid shit and buy a bunch of stuff I want.

I'd likely only spend maybe 10 million, then put the rest into a savings account and maybe use some for investments. Would never need to work with that amount of money, but I would anyway doing something I enjoy.
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>>709365516
This is clearly a joke
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buy a house. get married. have kids. a dog maybe. live in peace away from the world
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>>709358706
I would enroll to Angel Art Academy in Florence to study classical drawing and oil painting.
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>>709367963

Nice, you'll never be out of material.
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spend it by living out the rest of my life with it.
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>>709358706
One third of it on one hand of black jack.
If it's necessary to split three aces I'd do it, yolo.
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>>709358706
buy a rope and kill myself
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Buy up decent houses in my home state and rent them out. eventually build a hotel or apartment complex or both. lather rinse repeat.
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Put it in the bank, retire at 21, and do whatever the fuck i want.
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>>709368215
You can buy a rope even if you don't have 15 mega.
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>>709358706
I'd run for president and invest in my own campaign.
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play world of warcraft more
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Buy a nice house, car, and setup. Then I'd probably invest a lot of it.
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>>709368127
Went ahead and played a hand of blackjack to see what would happen.
I got 10, jack of hearsts vs the dirty ass jack of niggers and an 8 of diamonds.
I just got 9 million pretend dollars.
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Tfw gets 00
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Build myself a machine shop and tinker
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>>709369200
Damn
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>>709369200
YOUR DREAM IS SHIT AND YOU WILL DIE POOR! HAHAHAHAHA
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love
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>>709369308
God I hope I die poor

It's not like I'll be able to take it with me
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>>709358706
I dont want to play your autistic shit but thanks for that pic my diamond cock sends a kiss
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>>709358706
sounds awfully lot like the eat eggs story
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id buy millions of lottery tickets
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>>709369442
give it to your children or siblings children, etc.
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i would pay school girls to shit on me
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I want to put it all into advancing transhumanism through a combined approach of medical science, engineering, and philosophy. I'll set up an institute, maybe make some campaign donations....

It'll be fun. I might even get that kick ass robot arm I've always wanted.
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I'd probably just get a cheap apartment and do drugs. Get to stop living like a fucking neet
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>>709369930
No
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Spend it all on a plane and dildoes. Enough for a trip around the US. And once in Saudi Arabia.

Drop dildoes from the bought airplane all over the us and Saudi Arabia.
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I would fuck a 1000$ Whore everyday
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Build a bomb big enough to destroy the planet because fuck you death to everything
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Genetically engineer futa's for domestic ownership.
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>>709370149
Well, that's a pretty solid Bond villain fund. Now you just need a philosophical motivation, a wacky henchman, and a thousand dollar Italian suit.
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Buy apartment buildings to have a steady income. Also invest in stocks.
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>>709369970
Have fun kicking that off with no money. I would do the same, but only if I was a billionaire like Elon Musk.
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Make me millions
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>>709360524
This
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>>709358706
Invest in elon musk/ buy my spot on mars. Travel earth till im old enough to retire reasonably. Do things that actuly make me happy for once. Try to make the world a better place in the most logical way i can figure. Try to fix my anxiety and dislexia :/
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>>709358706
Richman!
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I want to pay for college
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Will be
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buy cheescake
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>>709372503
Almost enough. . .
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Coke and Backpage hookers
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Create a working teleporter for people.
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Buy some micky D's
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>>709358706
I'LL BUY THE MILKY WAY, AND THEN THE WORLD!
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I'm a lucky guy.
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Ego
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>Buy small house in Alaska
>Likely in Anchorage
>Honestly, anywhere with snow and fast as fuck Internet.
>Spend a few thousand on having a really cool fish tank/aquarium.
>Spend 20K on the most overkill PC I can have
>Spend the rest of my life comfortably in my small home, tend to my fish, and stream video games on Twitch.
>Maybe go out every now and then to talk to fans, buy shit for my house to make it look cool, and travel to English-speaking countries for vacations and shit.
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bet half of it on red
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Get a nice little house in the middle of nowhere.
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buy property in various countries and a jet.
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as
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nothing cause I hate spending money
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>>709358706
traveling, buying houses/appartments, invest in startups i believe in or create mine myself
New experience, luxure
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>>709358706
I would buy a hotel near a major convention center that hosts the kind of conventions I like, so I always have a place near by when I want one.

Have partners that trade sex for rent in a couple of rooms, changing the partners out frequently
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A hitman to kill every guy that gets with my ex
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I'd give out small loans of a million dollars to future construction moguls

With massive amounts of interest of course.
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Alright then. I'm gonna start a video game company and make games that actually mean something.
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>>709373207
>20k on a pc

But you can get top of the line, future proof for 5-10 years specs for like 5k
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>>709373931
Dude, I have seven million fucking dollars.

I'm going for sextuple monitor setups, VR headsets for two players, and a fucking coffee machine built into the case.
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I'll buy skittles
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Rrrrroll
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I would buy a bunch of real estate, commercial and residential, in Los Angeles(where I live) to rent out for a steady income in case I go broke.
Then I would open a shop for all of my interests(table top games, MTG, movie memorabilia, comic books, etc) and work whenever I felt like it.
I would give my family the maximum non-taxable gift amount each year so they would leave me alone.
And I would spend a lot of money on escorts because there are a ton of hot underage escorts in Los Angeles.

No whammies.
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>>709374247
47 million

Start a company and invest in it, and try and make more.

Also, going with the theme, buy a luxury fuck pad
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>>709358706
I'd buy everything I ever wanted. Then I would realize I'm still alone. Sure people would hang with me but I would know it would be so I buy them shit. I would drink myself to death slowly and wallow in self pity and lonliness.
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Roll
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>>709358706
Weed and open a dog sanctuary
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>>709358706
buy 4chan and ban all faggot OPs
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After buying a house and all that jazz I would get a degree in nuclear engineering, run for office, and try to get the nuclear industry running strong like it should be and dis-spell all of that negative stigma. It would be cool to get a Nobel prize for ushering in a new era.

Also I'm kind of disappointed in all the people who just want to fuck. Ladies love guys with passion and vision, fight for a cause and pussy is sure to come.
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>>709358706
Buy one can of coke
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>>709359170
Buy land in the woods, build house, pay for fiber then buy battlestation and never talk to anyone. The dream
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>>709374128
Alright, let's do the math here.

Let's say you are currently 21 years old, alright? The average human life span is around 100 years, and I would expect that to go higher as time passes, so we'll say you'll live to about 130.

So, 7 million split between your remaining 109 years is roughly 60,000 a year. Pretty fucking good considering the life style you want.

Let's say you completely replace your PC every 3 years. So, 36 out of those 109 years you'll only have a remaining 30,000. Still going to be piss easy to manage that given the fact that your house is cheap as fuck and you likely won't need shit like a car or anything extravagant. Just pay your utilities every month and make sure you leave the house to buy food.

So, you'd basically be living on an average of 50K a year. As a streamer on Twitch, you could expect to start making that by about year three. The rest could be passive income that you do whatever the fuck you want with.

My advice? If you really want that small of a house, spend some money suiting the fucker up with tech. Things like automatic thermostats, fancy as fuck showers with like ten different shower heads, etc.

Shit would be awesome.
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Become a weapons dealer
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Have lot of children, own a big doggo, have a mansion for my family and doggo to live in, and maybe open a small comfy coffee shop.
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>>709373207
>>709361354
Why do people want to go to Alaska so bad? I live here and it's not like what you see on TV.
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cocaine and hookers
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>>709375239
I'm the guy with the snow picture

>Hate hot weather, love snow
>Pretty area
>Lots of wildlife

I just want to befriend a fox and feed a hawk.

As an example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSEd6O0bBFs
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>>709358706
Open an investment firm: Immorality For Profit, specializing in African Cobalt, blood diamonds, Chinese food products, etc.
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I will run for president
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>>709358706
Buy a lot of real estate so the money keeps coming. Marry four wives, then kick back and enjoy life.
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>>709375340
Sorry to burst your bubble but they're wild animals. It's actually illegal to feed eagles here and I'm sure hawks count too. Also the only time I've every seen a fox was when I found a den by a lake in CA and they hid when I got close.

Take a vacation here, better yet get a summer job in Denali park to check it out. And unless you like snow-machines and trapping, there isn't much to do in the winters here.

Coolworks.com
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>>709375888
What is training?
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Move to southern France. Be back with my kids.
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Buy apartment complexes, rent them out, hire a manager and live off of passive income
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>>709376002
Trapping is setting snares for small furry animals like rabbits, beavers, lynx, and yes fox for food and profit. If you live in the bush it's what you have to do to survive.
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Purchase gold and sit on it for a while till I find something interesting
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>>709376204
you could get your kids back and maybe buy a sports car but good luck going to France with that cash.
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Give half to my direct family to share
Invest half of remainder into space stuf, start a business
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Literally fuck all of the crushes of my past
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Buy a yacht. Sail the world and fuck bitches.
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I'd build a very nice small cozy house, buy two cars, and live the rest of my life care free.

If I got over 15 million I'd give my parents 5 million over 40 probably 15 million.
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Buy old touring cars and drive the fuck out of them. Let the public see them as how they should be seen. not sitting in some showroom.

Also buy a old T55 or M60 Patton tank, use tank to do midnight runs to get a big mac.
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>>709361473
>missed the joke
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>>709358706
Rolling

Idfk [insert generic virgin comment here]

Probably buy a house in the woods and start WWIII
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>>709365516
aspie detected

the only reason any guy wants money is to get girls. you think men would work stupid ass office jobs for 80 hours a week if they didnt want pussy?

you have some hard lessons about life to learn my friend.
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I'd fucking travel around The globe and buy a house in Melbourne to live there The rest of my life.
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>>709358706
>>709360352
>>709360524
>>709360827
>>709361006
>>709361195
>>709361279
>>709363525
>>709364000
>>709366020
>>709369938
>>709370123
>>709370337
>>709372607
>>709374269
>>709375270
>>709376623
>>709376706

Now I see why humanity has so many idiots. Get millions of dollars and the smartest thing you can think of doing is having sex.
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>>709377488
>Stop being humans!
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>>709358706
I would dedicate my millions in following OP around, everyone unrelated to him would be showered with gifts and money, as long as those people rubbed it in his face in some manner. OP would get nothing.
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>>709358706
stocks, im a crazy cunt
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>>709377599
Despite what you might believe you can have sex without money. But with money you can become a leader, an inventor, a visionary, you can , make history. What you also don't seem to realize is that if you do these things sex is sure to follow. Or maybe your just all dull and lazy.
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I would buy a decent chunk of land up North and build a cabin there to live in. Only returning to civilization for prostitutes and supplies.
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>>709378101
Looks like my Cabin will be shitty and poorly stocked
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>>709376338
I said training you twat
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>>709358706
buy land/house and supplies and investments so I can leave society forever.
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>Get black market nukes
>Nuke key places in 'Murica
>watch mushroom clouds from my private island
>pin blame on SJWs and BLM
>??????
Profit!!!!!
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go invest em on my family, nephew, myself. in that order.

then i'm gonna spend the rest on cigs, booze, and whores. prob spend a few on drugs, for the whores ofc.
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>>709379824
>Invest on family
So basically, you're taking out huge life insurance policies on each family member before having them murdered?
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GIBE 99
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>>709380695
heh yeah i guess.

rephrase, invest FOR my family.

but murdering them then claiming insurance is probably shitty because now you've no lil bros to fuck around with and the insurance money won't last anyways.
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Start a private military company
Name the company the templars
Go on crusades to the holy lands
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>>709358706
I buy an island.
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Travel and outdoor adventures.
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>>709358706
Id use half of it to hunt and exterminate every user of 4chan past and present
The other half will be used to make each death hilariously ironic from their 4vhan post or lurk history
Finally, after im the last person on 4chan, ill start a ylyl thread and choke myself to death on a dildo
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>>709358706
Destroy the world.
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>>709381053
you and I would make good friends
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>>709381343
As long as it's a dildo with that fuckin' banana face on it.
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>>709358706
roll
And obviously just live out my dreams
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>>709381444
Ave maria, checked those holy trips
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>>709381468
Seems right, althought it should be a banana dildo, dressed as spider man, that keeps saying desu
>Cover a few shitpost bases
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>>709381053
I'm gonna use my fortune to open strip clubs and name them The Holy Lands.
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>>709362594
Jesus. Found us the decent person, you make me feel greedy. Now I have to use at least half of what I get for charity and medical research, and a good chunk for family medical bills. Id still get a kickass stereo and giant music collection though. Also, Converse, clothes for the Ms., and an Indian Chief. And college savings for a possible kid.
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stop going to work for the dole keep and hanging out with my friends without telling them anything
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If dubss, ill spend every dime on ops sexual reorientation therapy, im going to make op not a fag
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Make housing for people who are down on their luck. Have rent be lowered to help them. Invest in a wide variety of companies so my wealth works for me. Retire,get a personal trainer to bulk up, and try to meet an equally rich woman to start a family with.
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>>709381573
If i see one mudslim there I will go orlando on your ass longsword style
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Buy a nice small house with nice appliance and a nice efficient car and put the rest in savings and work while having a stress free and comfy home life
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>>709381786
You arent rich, you just got money. Ypur children will be rich.

Also,.you will most likely meet a daddys girl golddigger.
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Timbs
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>>709381832
My Rooftop Koreansâ„¢ will deter all the mudslimes.
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Spend 30 million on making my own internet service, then use profits entirely to upgrade the service. Id make the bandwidth unlimited on all plans, and affordable to all

Id use the rest to try and start up a movie conpany, that makes both AAA blockbusters, AND porn.
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>>709382041
Hey, wheted you get those Rooftop Koreansâ„¢ anon?
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>>709382156
Thailand.
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>>709382181
Can i buy some of some of your Rooftop Koreansâ„¢?
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>>709358706
I would develop the technology to have children without housing said children in women and buy the current stock of frozen eggs.
In the at-least 30 years of a fully red-pilled society that would follow, mankind would finally reach it's true potential and become masters of the universe.
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>>709382238
Sure, they're pretty cheap.
Work for beer and cigarettes.
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>>709358706
travel the wporld
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>>709358706
Put it in mutual funds and be a filthy neet the rest of my life while living off the interest.

What? Like any of the rest of you boring weebs would do the elaborate shit you're posting.
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>>709358706
pay bills, clear debt of my entire family, buy sweet house with a pool and then use rest on hookers to fuck in the pool
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>>709358706
Cars
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>>709377488
they only want to buy the things they could never have.
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Invest it all and never work again.
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>>709358706
Buy me a fucking car
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>>709358706
I would live comfortably
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>>709360848
Amen
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>>709358706
real estate and gold
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>>709369894
I hope that goes well for you...
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>>709358706
I'm gonna buy a nice yacht or some shit and sail around the world. When I get bored I'm gonna build a nice house in the deep Woods with nothing but high speed internet, a nice battle station and alot of food (so basically I'm a cuck still.) Then I'll invite a fuckton of hookers and my friends and we'll stay up for 3 days snorting Coke in my Woods house. Sounds good cunt.
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Take care of my family, invest in real estate rent homes out , pay off friends debt and then go on a month long drug binge
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Hide out somewhere I can get some REAL high quality sinning going on.

Like Afrique Francais or Colombia
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>>709358706
Rollz
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>>709362059
this
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>>709358706
Learn how to properly invest money then invest most and spend the rest on whatever the fuck i want
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Rolling, going to retire from life and smoke wood.
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>>709358706
i would do exactly what i do now : absolutely nothing
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>>709358706
Invest smart, earn more
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>>709358706
rolling for something
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Hopefully just live of interest. Never having to work again and being able to do almost anything I want without worrying about money, that's my kinda life.
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Two chicks at the same time man...
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>>709386741
1> pay all debts
2> pay off my parents debts
3> pay me and my sisters and our future kids into MIT, Yale, or other Ivy League school
4> Colorado
5> quit job because more than 25 mil is sustainable for life
6> invest in stock market just in case
7> split some money off to parents and sister
8> cars
9> weed
10> invest in tech company, Elon musk V0.3
11> be charitous for the kids in Africa
12> The best Gaming/Editing rig in existence with a double Titan XPs and a 6950X
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>>709364158
I'm gonna buy that bridge and evict his ass
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Holocaust 2.0
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>>709358706
A lot of positively geared property. Hire someone to manage it. Sit back and spend it on whatever the fuck I want.
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I'd buy japanese wives chinese wives russian wives colombian (latino girls i dont really care if colombian or not )wives spaniard wives italian wives british wives korean wives and a fucking mansion I'd also buy farms and fields so I can cultivate my own food
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>>709386975
I'd like to make an offer for the sister
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>>709358706
rolling 00
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>>709387066
66million jews this time?
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>>709358706
structured products with 8% interest rates
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>>709361743
>Also, the business I create would be looking for those children in some way.

So, sweatshops? You monster.
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>>709387209
720,000 a year aint bad
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On whatever the fuck I wanted
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buy/build weapons of mass destruction
get rid of middle east, north korea, africa, u name it
and start killing corrupt people in power all over the world
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werde erstmal 40% steuern zahlen, da es wahrscheinlich unter die glücksspielsteuer fällt.
Danach bis an mein Lebensende Steuern zahlen, villeicht mal ne pizza am Freitag aber für mehr reicht es nicht.Villeicht gehe ich nach Englad oder Amsterdam
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>>709358706

drugs and prostitutes
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>>709358706
I would be screwed over by the goverment in 3 ways. First of all people are not allowed to own, sell dollars, you can own them. Second thing would be the inhertiance tax, if the value is over 12000$ in buildings/land or more then 2000$ in cash, then the goverment has to say it is ok, for you to inherit it. If they say no, they take it all. If they say yes, then they take 50% of it be it flat/land ownership or half the cash, for 25 years. If in that time you go to prison, die, or on a yearly basis the goverment decides you should not have the stuff, they take it.
And third, if someone from the military police or border guard gets any news of you having any dollars they will come at night and make you give it back. So lets now see how fucked I am.
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I'd buy hookers, many hookers
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>>709387456
lern erstmal lesen
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If I win the lottery this week, I'm going to give half of it to my ex (not trying to get back together, just something we always said we'd do). Of the rest, 75% is going into investments (guaranteed yield mostly, with a smattering of riskier stuff). The remaining 25% will be used for various fun things (this will include paying off mortgages for family, buying new house for me and best mate, adventure/charity days for disadvantaged youths, homeless shelters, and anything else that tickles my fancy on a day to day basis).

I'm taking a screenshot of this, and will report back on Sunday to let you know what happened.
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If trips we get hundreds of millions?
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Roll>>709387710
Rol
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>>709361473
alienwarecucks exist?
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>>709387710
Roll
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>>709358706
Build myself a house unside a big greenhouse with a big ass property in the middle of the woods and lots of guns, animals, and security
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I would like to have a farm where I have ample space to take in dogs and cats who needs homes. I'm also sort of lazy and not very handy, so I'd need to hire somebody to do the actual work of maintaining a farm.
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I would put together a team that traces telamarketers location, kicks their doors down and slaughters them. Then I'd attend a few party's and hook up with chick's since I have money and good looks.
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>>709377488
It's what's important. Look at old fuckers like warren Buffett. And then ask him "what up, wrinkles? Would you like to have another billion dollars or would you like to be in your twenties for an entire day and be surrounded by fresh young pink vagina that will do anything to please your rich ass?"
Homeboy would renounce god, be down a billion in a heartbeat and have a pillless induced boner faster than you can say "OP is a fag"

I forgot to roll so give me my Jew sheckels.

I'm gonna need pussy, cars and vacations.
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99 get.
I would start a club in south france and study different things to find something I want to do with my life.

Also, lost and lost of traveling
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I'll live with my family.
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Get some company to invest part of my shit and then just do whatever. Might not even leave my current house.
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01
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>>709388001
Reroll.

Jew took my cash
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Id pay off everything i owe, and go back to my home town and help the place out with proper educational tools for the schools
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>>709358706
spend at maximum the half on traveling and getting a house in a decent place
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Roll
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>>709388381

Buy rural house in rural location. Study genetics and occultism. Build empire.
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>>709359170
You've obviously never bought any bonds. They're all incredibly low yield. Dumbass
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I'd fund an ethnic minority destruction squad
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Buy house, pay of all debts, save the rest.
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>>709358706
buy 4 chan, house with garden in rural area, then the rest invest in some hot shit chain restaurant or mini market -> get royalti from it, money wont be a problem for the rest of life
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employ my sister as my personal buttprostitute
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I'd hire Morgan Freeman to whisper obscene words up my anus
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>>709358706
I would buy the finest golden shrimp in the world.
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I'd have a harem of 12 year old boys
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i'd buy these doubles
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I would buy a dirt bike, a nice bass boat, a nice truck to pull it, lots of guns, and attempt to start some sort of business
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>>709389712
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>>709358706
Put it in the bank and live off the interest.
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>>709389734
>Put it in the bank and live off the interest.

If this counts, then its the only answer that matters
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>Buy a large piece of land that's far enough away from a town or city that I don't have to deal with the people that live in it or hear their bullshit; but is still close enough that I can get there quickly at my leisure and emergency services can get to me quickly.
>Build a small, modest, but comfy house on the property and then build a large garage next to it and fill it with various vehicles that make my man parts tingle.
>Then I'd probably get a dirt track put in to ride bikes, drive buggies, that type of shit, then go riding with friends and family.
>Occasionally break this up by travelling around the country one or two times, then maybe travelling to other countries as well... Maybe.
I'd imagine I wouldn't need much more than one million to at least get most of that at least off the ground.
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Vet/b/ro here. Rolling to start my own vet. Anything else goes into some good dank and a tesla.
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Inb4 00
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I would buy a house for my momma
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Invest it
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wouldn't start working, I would spend my life studying..and travelling..and I would try to buy my exs love .-.
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ill do a fuck ton of cocaine and hire korean bitches
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Boobies
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99 get
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Boobs
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>>709358706

Rolling for cash to build self contained farm.
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Invest most maybe a small guitar business on the side?
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Start up my own tuner shop
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Risk it all on one hand of blackjack
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Buy an island and move myself away from everybody, playing only WoW all day every day.

would also probably get a shooting range, and a few escorts.
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>>709369200

lmaoooo fucking rekt
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>>709358706
Save enough money to live off it easily for a few decades (with a monthly stipend for myself set up) and then donate most of the money to charity, while I use the small bit I have left to do some art.
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>>709358706
>mfw gone rent young girls then fuck them

Hahahahaha faggot you could get young hookers and save yourself a shitload of money
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roll 00
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>>709358706
Buy myself a good apartment in the city, plenty of houses and apartments to rent to other people, put whatever is left in the bank and live of the interest rates + rent money.
Use the extra income that i don't need to help some cause, it breaks my heart to come home from college every night and see so fucking many people living and feeding in the garbage in the streets, i mean, it shouldn't be so fucking hard to feed people and help them get a warm bath and bed every night...

Oh, and occasionally fuck bitches, what can i say, i'm only human, but only after a vasectomy.
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watch me get dub 0s

check em faggots
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>>709393850
50 million? I spend it on a $35 million scarface mansion, 5 million in luxuries and put the rest in gold for my kids.
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>>709393796
>96 Million
Fuck yeah, i have enough to do all that and plenty to spare, might actually take some trips around the world too.
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Start a teen "modeling" and "talent" agency.
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Probably do something meaningful with my life
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>>709394030
What do you consider meaningful, though?
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I would pay for my education along with my family's, buy a very well made flute, and reserve the rest for when I need it.
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I would explore the world and help the people in need, also for college, physchedelic drugs and a Tesla.
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>>709358706
All i need is a small loan of 1 millions dongas
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>>709394200
Kek no.
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>>709394200
holy shit i got rekt
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WTF do all you niggers think you need college for? You'd have millions of dollars. The goal of college is to get a good job so you make shitloads of money. Well, you've just eliminated the middleman. Be rich, live the good life.

Unless you want to go college to bang chicks. That's something I approve of.
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