Waifu claiming thread. Previous: >>708752166 The rules
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>>708752166
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>No Claiming Waifu's/Husbando's that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>most important:Have fun!
Amatsukaze claimed
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>708768120
Just go fast
>>708768321
I will then, if I end up dead know that you're to blame
>Best fox claimu
Going for the win
#282 claimed
>>708768663
I can live with that :^)
>You better not though
Claiming Felix
カラミチーマス
>>708768921
Hmm you can't be a furry because Gardevoir doesn't have fur, but she used to be a plant type therefore has leaves
Are you a Leafy?
Claimed
>couldn't get to sleep edition
Do I fap or do I play games now it's the question
>>708770724
Why not both?
It's what i'd do
>>708770724
>Not doing both
Play Dead or Alive 5 and watch replays
>>708770935
>Not fapping while playing battlefield
Have you seen those tanks?
>>708770817
>>708770935
I'm not sure how I could do both simultaneously if I need both hands to play
>>708771097
Filthy casual
>>708771874
A kyo
>>708772118
>>708772291
Cash cow bro.
fucking Fire Emblem rustles my jimmies
>>708772749
Makes it so easy to find art
>>708772118
A Miku
>>708772867
And merch, too bad I don't have much money for any of that.
Doing good?
>>708772879
A Kagerou.
>>708773121
The best one.
>>708773121
Kek I'm doing good and you?
>Poorfag here too
>>708773444
No. And trips confirm nothing.
>>708773518
This league sesh could have been better but I'm doing good too.
Fell asleep unexpectedly. Sorry about that.
>>708773758
Hipsters..
How are you doing today?
RIP
Hello waifubros. Good morning
>>708773957
How do you fall asleep unexpectedly?
>>708775040
Morning!
>>708775300
Whats going on blondie chan? Also its pretty easy to fall asleep unexpectedly.
>>708774920
Rest in pussy.
>>708774554
Nice integers, you almost got trips again.
You're the hipster for liking so much a ship that is just Shimakaze prototype.
>>708775040
Good Morning!
>>708775300
I don't know, I put my phone down while waiting for yuno to reply, and I must of dozed off. 3rd shift does that to ya
>>708775482
Hello succu-chan
>yfw AFFIX BAYONETS
>>708775411
Not much, just watching some tv. I guess it is if you're really tired.
>>708775482
Have you tried not working third shift?
>>708775479
I don't use those
>assuming you're talking about a script
It's all pure luck~
Sigh.. I'm too tired to have a silly argument over this
>>708775626
Is that my nickname for you? Nevertheless I'll accept it gracefully
>>708776040
I wish, but 3rd shift pays the most. I'm willing to sacrifice my mornings if it means getting a better paycheck
>>708776220
Look at this fag who doesn't have a gunpla yet :^)
>>708776040
Thats usually how it happens
>>708776295
Yay ^-^
>>708776220
Nuu. An integer is just a whole number.
I forgot that you asked how I was doing, I'm doing pretty alright, down to my last joint and I don't want to smoke it because I don't know when will I have money to waste on it again.
>>708776393
Look at this fag who can't even play on pc with his friends :^)
>>708776339
Hello again Yuno
Fuckin eternal virgins
>>708776453
I learned math in French, not English. I won't understand any of the words you throw at me
Glad you're doing alright! Just smoke it at Halloween~
>>708776473
;_; I was going to get the build by November but something came up
>>708776902
Integer = 1, 2, 3, 4, ...
Real Number = 1, 1.11, 2.5326, pi, 15/4, ...
>>708776597
>Tfw my existence alone destroys your entire argument
>>708776395
How's your day been going so far?
>>708776597
B-but I'm not. I'm just someone that can't make friends
>>708777281
Eh im at the cali DMV aka hell of waiting for government people to just do their job.
>>708776918
Get fuckd, Vietnamese Texan guy
>>708777039
Yeah, I know that now. I meant the word "Integer". "Entier relatif" is the translation to that, and those words have nothing in common!
But thanks for the explanation anyway, kind anon
>>708776902
It's also a type of variable on a lot of coding languages that includes all whole numbers from –2147483648 to 2147483647, most likely the type of variable used to store post IDs.
>Just smoke it at Halloween~
I don't think I'm going to be able to save it for that long, and there's another reason for me not to do it.
>>708777497
That's the kind of thing I'll most likely never learn, simply because I'm not interested in coding.
Ah well, at least I tried to make you drunk and/or high during that day
>>708777419
You're there to get your license right? How long is the line?
>>708778202
Its about this bad
>>708778377
Jeez that Seems like a long wait. My condolences
RIP
Thread feels slow today. What's everyone up to?
I can't stay awake, but I can't stay asleep either. This is a new kind of hell for me
>>708779302
>Made it to window
>you didnt put your 2nd middle name on your application
>no shit it's unnecessary
>it has to be just like your birth cert
>fill out new app
>not enough blanks for both names under middle name
>no sir your supposed to write it under last name
I hate this place
>>708780228
>>708780247
I believe that is Galko-anon's hell.
Reality is but a fleeting illusion.
>>708780228
Probably going to give up on sleep and play some vidya. What are you up to?
>>708780280
The Dmv sounds like pain. It wasn't that bad for me when I went to get my non-drivers ID
>>708780581
So cute!
>>708780928
I just bought the nekopara bundle on steam so I might well play that. Or Castle crashers while nekopara is installing
>>708781416
Love castle crashers.
Nekopara is alright, didn't really catch my interest though. Hope you enjoy it though!
Akeno Himejima
Mirajane Strauss
Yoruichi Shihoin
>>708781123
Fuck off mai.
QOTT: what's your taboo fetish?
>>708781123
I love you Mai.
>>708781416
>>708781888
Castle crashers was so much fun. Battle block theater was a good game as well.
>>708781888
Nice trips
>>708780581
why are her boobs weird?
>>708782543
Literally who?
>>708781123
Hello Mai dear. How are you today?
>>708783101
Fine. how about you?
>>708783526
I'm doing well. Though I got rained on a lot today taking the bus.
I like the neko picture, it's cute
RIP
>>708781181
FUCK CALIFORNIA
FUCK THE DMV
>finally get papers right
>give her social and birth certificate
>birth certificate has full name
>social has full name but PATERAKIS wont fit so it says "pateraki"
>sorry sir im a useless fuck who cant think so you're going to have to go to the SS office to make these match.
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>708784592
Can't blame her for protecting her job over some scrub's inconvenience.
Blame the SS office.
>>708785422
Its all bureaucratic bull shit
Anyone with half a brain could have just put my 3 names just like it is on my old license.
>>708785742
That's not her job.
Her job is Spell Check. Try again tomorrow with another teller.
>>708785830
Your way of thinking needs to be culled
>>708782533
I love a good load of swag on my goochtaint
>>708786147
Hah! Hahaha! You should get your documents in order before dealing with bureaucrats. It isn't her fault the SS office misspelled your name, or that you didn't check it before you left.
>>708786439
All that. Should fucking matter is can i prove im me. With a birth cert, drivers license and several pther documents that is proven. Bureaucrats and their supporters should be shot on spot.
>>708786643
If you can't navigate the red tape then hire someone who can.
You act like identity fraud isn't a thing.
>>708786643
>bureaucrats should be shot on spot
have fun with no police :o
Thread seems slow.
I summon Tats, the professional shitposter.
>>708787022
I summon you to kill yourself.
>>708787022
I doubt he will come.
>>708786821
>Implying this stops identity fraud
>>708786950
More like the higher level like the administrators. Which we could do without
>>708787723
Not all, but some.
Really bad attempts. Come on dude. I know you are mad, but being reactive won't fix anything.
>>708787723
administrators of what?
>>708787022
Here is this lonely faggot again
>>708787843
Police
>>708787841
Not enough to justify the damage done by useless regulations
>>708788515
that would be very bad
you're not thinking very clearly
you're a bit of stupid anon
>>708788515
You are still being reactive. Shit sucks but you've hit a block. Don't yell at it. Work it. That is why I said try again tomorrow. Because if you go to the SS office I can almost guarantee you it will take at least a week to send out a new SS card.
>>708780882
hi gold illuminati top hat man
>>708788665
Not really itd be 50/50 good because less bad guys get off on technicalities. Bad because more police abuse/power
>>708788675
Not really ive calmed down quite a bit. Doesnt change facts that governmental processes should be simplified. Its why bills get passed under other bills and we all get screwed.
>>708782533
eating creampies
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks-Abraham Lincoln
>>708788216
he got into like 3 different ships becaus hes so sad and alone lmao
>>708788665
that your waifu? i like her style.
>>708789869
Morning
>>708790217
nope
her name is shinoa
>>708790280
>cute pic
nice
>>708790280
post full image
>>708790455
Implying it's lewd?
It's a bath scene that is in the anime.
>>708790280
Hey
>>708787022
Hello Ruri
>>708790610
Hello Chen
>>708790390
oh but she a qt
>>708790518
fuck i wanted to see her do lewd things
>>708790124
Let's get my niggas locked all out- Val Kilmer
>>708770055
Fantastic taste
>>708770258
Shit-tier taste
>>708790149
3? I thought he was with that faggot claims Kirino
>>708790610
How are you doing?
xDD
>>708790814
Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on the pussy-Karl Marx
>>708790777
Hello
>>708791141
Good, my roomates left so a girl is sleeping over, how about you?
>>708791208
Yes, I'm a sandwich short of a picnic and got the sgetts ready in the FETCH fanny pack.. check that- Charles Darwin
>>708791776
Basically, she is trying to get into mine.
I mean, she already got there, but whatevs.
>>708787022
It could be because its friday
Heya everyone! What's up?
Heretics should be crucified, burned at the cross, and then flushed down a public toilet after being shat and pissed on.
>>708792137
Gardyyy! Its been a slow thread. How was work?
>>708792137
sexy leek
Hows the potatoes?
>>708792156
that all?
>>708792156
>He says after giving strangers on the internet his waifus nudes
>>708792137
I demand best pic
>>708792336
Work was great, actually! Was very productive and had a surprisingly nice time.
>>708792345
Potatoes are very safe, no famines in sight.
How's the rebellion against the britbongs coming along?
>>708792592
r e f u s a l
@708792562
Fuck off Mai.
Post lewds you boring faggot.
>>708791603
I ain't saying she a gold digger, but she ain't going out with no broke niggas- Julius Caesar
>>708792137
Hello Garde
>>708792156
:o
>>708792710
I swear to god
This sick fuck >708792727
Gtfo drunken shitter
>>708791436
Oh, a girl? Go get the S U C C ; )
Got anything planned for the evening? Or just gonna chill
@708792910
But you're a fucking heretic, your opinion holds NO value here.
>>708792873
>I only switch waifu to shit post
Heretic.
>>708792759
Haiya Galil!
How's your day been?
>>708792894
You shan't use the lord's name in vain! The power of Christ compels you! :^)
>>708793120
anti-fun elitist ;-;
>>708792759
cutie! got a boyfriend? :o
>>708792976
Hmm, I gave it already.
For the evening? I dunno. Just doing my homework at maths.
>>708793288
>
better than tinder! plenty of horny young girls of your city on http://zae.bz/cSeyvL
>>708793515
You can have fun shit posting while still posting you're waifu instead of being a waifu switching HERETIC. I do it all the fucking time.
Do shots of bleach.
>>708792710
Good, any potatoes you could donate would help
I'm dead serious when I say I have a crush on GLaDOS.
>>708792710
That's good to hear! Glad to hear you had a good time
>>708793542
Amatsu is my new religion.
>>708793690
If I could spare a potato for every drunken, kilt-wearing scootsman that asked for one, I wouldn't have any potatoes left. :c
>>708793015
Bend my rectum
>>708793862
Eh?
better than tinder! plenty of horny sexy girls of your city on http://zae.bz/cSeyvL
@708794056
Are you telling me to fuck your boipussy?
Sorry. I only fuck twinks and drunk girls.
>>708793940
Thanks!
So what have you been up to since I left?
Draw any new pictures?
>>708793977
Welcome to the church, my child
Together, we shall dominate the entire world
>>708794056
You fucking heard me right, I have the autism to have a platonic and obsessive attraction to a murderous artificial intelligence.
>>708794175
Can you go one thread without telling everyone how much you want to fuck men?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIKQqvt-sWM
>>708793535
Yech, math homework is the worst. I have to do a bunch of it though
>>708794389
Can you go one thread without shitting out a sob story for (You)s and posting other people's waifu?
>>708794419
You're up awfully something
>>708794524
When have I ever posted a sob story?
>>708794314
I am forever blessed by your presence!
>>708794389
This ^^
>>708794342
And u decided to bring that autism into this thread right here on my stoop ??
Welcome friend
>>708793862
I just find her really attractive.
>>708794701
>m-muh parents beat me
>m-muh parents sent me to bed without food
>m-muh dick is less than 1 inch when hard
It was worse than Mavis's retard vagina story.
>>708794310
Yes, actually! I drew one for Rikka, and one for CC. They're over here https://imgur.com/a/5oi6e
Claim
>>708794750
Well it's a fact that autistic people connect with fictional characters more, so I'm guessing that the significant majority of the people here have autism.
>>708794883
Amazing as always! Keep up the great work!
>>708794568
wait... what.
im high.
please no lingo me no know, u know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avlEs4u_yUE
>>708794882
Are you this retarded? that was Sachii and he didn't even hide it.
>>708794736
You shall be the spokesman of my church
For obvious reasons
>>708794883
Hey, that's pretty good
>>708795155
I can't tell if you're up really early, or up really late is what I'm saying
>>708794883
noice
[insert cc pic]
>>708795245
its 10pm
>>708795181
O rly? Well whatever, he was posting as you so it was you. Enjoy being the faggot fail troll of /waifu/
Post lewds you fag.
>>708795042
Light up a joint. I didn't come to this thread to learn faggot post ur waifu doin her thang thang boi
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>>708795714
retard >>708795241
