Waifu claiming thread.
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>>708768398
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>708795155
I can't tell if you're up really early, or up really late is what I'm sayin
カラミチーマス
my cat is licking me it feels amazing
>>708795341(C.C)
I thought it was much later than it was. Apparently it's only 18:00...
is this /heresy/ ?
Well, I must leave.
Good night.
>>708795232
mandatory cc claim
>>708795315
its 10 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt0hLBF0rN8
Claim
>>708795397
Sup
>>708795443
Hello lil shipper
>>708795477
May as well be.
>>708795512
Good night Chen. Good luck with your homework
>>708795512
Goodnight night.
>>708795469
wait, wait
22:02
das 10 right
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I0SBJIg.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>708795637
wait what
>>708795659
Yes, that's 10:00 PM.
I thought it was way later than it was
>>708795696
>>708795800
wibbly wobby timey wimey stuff man
>>708795545
Hello lil' Lulu
>>708795545
ceiling
>>708795976
When I've been home for most of the day, time kind of slips away. Though I ate supper like an hour ago so why I thought it was late is beyond me
Reminder that if you switch waifu you are a fucking heretic and should be eradicated.
>>708796146
>posts lewds of his wife
>>708795976
Good reference good cute
>>708796106
Wassup qt how ya been
>>708796108
Idk how you knew that but I'm assuming it's because you live in my heart and are with me currently
>>708796146
Agreed.
Adult Nep poster is back :)
>>708795218
I'll convert the whole world to The Church of Amatsu through radical Amatsu terrorist campaigns :^)
>>708796363
Hello Nepu
>>708796115
dont worry about it man, just
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pIqwhtINqw
>>708796314
roommate watches it religiously, i'm bound to pick up some shit
>>708796146
>caring this much about a fictional character
>>708796313
Is this really your only point?
Don't act so high and mighty you no named loser.
@708796571
Newfags gonna new.
I'm fucking serious when I say that I am autistic enough to crush on GLaDOS.
>>708796557
I don't smoke weed. I may try it when it's legalized (probably next year).
Should be an interesting experience. People think I'll either go ape shit crazy or just mellow the fuck out even more than I usually am. The majority felt the latter was the most likely
>>708796314
I've been alright, just hungry right now
Yourself?
>>708796365
Splendid!
You'll truly be the best member of the church :^)
>>708795280
>>708795218
>>708795105
Thank you! I have to draw her lewd for another anon, the one without a waifu
>>708796626
She's a pretty good AIfu.
>>708796612
You claim that you love her so much.
Yet you post naked pictures on the internet.
How is that respecting her in anyway?
>Don't act so high and mighty you no named loser.
Thats rich. Coming from you.
Best type moon claimed.
>>708796557
Meh it's kinda too weird for me honestly I'll just stick to one punch man
>>708796626
No one here doubts the autism
>>708796835
AMATSU AKBAR!!!!
>>708796835
Same juss eating some saltines for now
So many shit tier waifus
All hail the blind goddess!
>>708796979
Hmmmmmmmm I guess because I'm super proud of her and am not worried about sharing her pictures. I would hope that you wouldn't use her images, but with that kind of reply I assume you do.
Did you run out of pictures? It's to be expected of a literally who character.
inb4 you spin this into MORE slut shaming
>>708796800
could go either way but the latter is more likely.
the former only really happens to those who are contently on a sugar rush.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Lf9wdB9b4
Ryuuko claimed
>>708797168
I prefer Emi, but good choice either way.
>>708797310
constantly*
>>708797344
m00g
>>708796905
Well good luck with that!
Hope it turns out good
>>708797076
Your sacrifice won't be forgotten
I hereby declare you a saint!
>>708797147
As long as the hunger is satisfied
>>708797409
m00g who?
>>708797168
Hello Lilly. Haven't seen you in a long time
>>708797310
Ah, sugar isn't something I really consume much. It's pretty much whatever my body converts into sugar. Mellowing out might help me sleep at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPt4VaTr4Zs
>>708797559
>>708797343
How you doing, cutie?
>be me walking doggo for night walk
>walk on this car park
>woman unlocks her car while walking towards it
>i walk past her car
>she immedeatly locks it again
i laughed pretty hard, im not even black or intimidating
>>708797880
>>708797601
yea... no.
everyone i have met has said the same thing.
after smoking weed they no longer dreamt. sleep is just nothingness, no noise, no light, absolute nothingness. its rather soothing.
unless you wanna risk loosing your dreams forever, i recommend not going green.
>>708797880
Me? Cute? No.
>I scared off Mai without getting lewds
Fuck.
I won't lie, I was in your shoes too, Mai. But these newfags and heretics got me jaded and I'm just tired. It happened to me, it will happen to you.
>>708797559
papi
>>708798034
I'm no heretic.
>>708797414
Thanks. I'm trying to think of a good pose, but nothing's coming to mind
>>708797949
Hey there cool story maybe she has cute guy disorder syndrome
>>708796626
It's hard to live day to day life without her.
>>708798016
I never made the connection that I don't dream as much for a few years as I used to might actually be because of the green.
>>708798110
Just underaged b&
>>708798316
Shhhh.
>>708798007
Hi, Shiro! how are you today?
>>708798017
Surely you jestin!
>>708798255
are you serious?
pretty much every stoner figured it out 6 months ago.
>>708797289
>>708798034
You're not talking to me btw
>>708798016
Not having the nightmares that plague my sleep would be a nice thing. That makes it more tempting than anything else
>>708798521
I honestly don't care anymore. Just keep spamming the threads with Tomoko, even if she does have the wrong eye color.
>>708798174
stop flattering me
havent been here all week and you are already being too sweet again
how have you been?
>>708798034
dont worry i am back
kinda newfag but no heretic reporting
>>708798169
Browsing the boorus might give you an inspiration spark
But I'm no artist, so don't take the stuff I say seriously
>>708798408
I'm doing good. Glad it's the weekend. Playing some vidya and listening to music. You?
>>708798651
no, the nightmares stay.
they became night terrors for me.
i don't regret my choice
>>708798674
>I won't lie, I was in your shoes too, Mai. But these newfags and heretics got me jaded and I'm just tired. It happened to me, it will happen to you.
What did he mean by this?
>>708798707
P good we missed u. I see you came prepared with cute phone girl images :3
You doing anything for Halloween
>>708798841
Well, I already get those. So I don't see any change then
>>708798995
you just lose your normal dreams and get to smoke weed.
pretty fair deal if you ask me
>>708798742
I'll check it out thanks. I might check out deviantart for some references or something
>>708799084
I wish it didn't smell so fucking awful though. Holy crap it smells
>>708799302
you get used to it
>>708798994
naw i said stop it, i missed you guys
yea i got plenty more
its not that big in europe tbh so no not really
there are probably some parties here and there but im not into that stuff
what about you?
>>708798793
Same here, but i'm always doing those two things.
Have you been doing anything?
>>708798408
Surely YOU'RE jesting! I'm not cute.
>>708799531
Nope.
As usual.
>>708799474
Is there any way to reduce the smell?
>>708799503
Just gunna get weird with a friend I just discovered is a two minute walk away from my shit isolated neighborhood
>>708799474
>>708799302
When did you start?
>>708800145
I don't smoke
>>708799595
I ain't one to jest about such, you're a total cutie.
>>708799836
Ah, well at least you've been enjoying that time right?
>>708799937
open a window, use mason jars, and that's pretty much it.
u can mask the smell with sprays.
but you shouldn't try to get rid of it as the 'worse' it smells the better it is
>>708800145
about 18 years go.
im 29 if your wondering
>>708800465
Mason jars?
Why would getting rid of the smell impact the quality?
>>708800417
Eh.
>>708800134
>gonna get weird
what does that mean?
also how did you not know this?
>Nobody has Mami as waifu
Auschwitz yourself, degenerates
>>708801010
There are 2 who have Mami for waifu. They aren't here at the moment though
>>708800679
air tight.
http://www.greenthickies.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Bormioli-Rocco-Fido-Round-Clear-Mason-Jar-67-Ounce-300x300.jpg
im not exactly sure, i just know that the stronger the smell the higher i go.
>>708801068
I'm probably being autistic here, but how exactly would you use a mason jar
>>708801067
Only two? You people disgust me.
>>708801397
>You people disgust me.
>225x225
>>708801165
you can get screw on lids or capped lids.
not really a big difference.
i guess screw on lids are easier to use but easier to brake
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MzAwWDE3Ng==/z/jU8AAOSwRLZUABoq/$_35.JPG?set_id=2
wanna take this to steam?
>>708801500
MAMI IS THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE WAIFU, YOU JEWS!
>>708801397
This.
>>708801641
You mean that mahou shoujo who got ahead of herself? Don't lose your head, Hitler.
>>708801500
Kuroneko a best
>>708801613
We can sure. Gimme just a minute to go get some stuff to eat n drink
>>708801855
SHUT UP, YOU GIPSY! MAMI IS THE PUREST ANIME GIRL IN EXISTENCE!
>>708801000
Checked
Gunna do some psycadelic drugs and make the beast with two backs.
> how didn't we know
Good question were both shuddins with different friend groups but now she'll give me a ride home and some cigarettes:3
>>708800878
Well it wasn't bad right?
>>708801010
>>708801641
Surely you jest, mein fuhrer.
Nui is total perfection.
>>708802281
Sure.
>>708802141
>Mami
>pure
ITT: neckbeards and Hitler.
>>708802614
>2016
>not shaving your shit
>>708800465
Huh. You're older than I thought you'd be
>>708801641
>implying meguca who died because she didn't want her spotlight taken is a good waifu
>>708802857
ill take that as a complement,
what were you expecting?
>>708803065
I was thinking around 25
>
https://youtu.be/TYYT15C42Oc
Where on earth have all the people been the past few days
>>708801500
What hapened little man?
>Get a feeling I should pick up my nice from school instead of letting her ride her bike alone
>I'm about a minute away when I get a text from her say "My bike got stolen"
>I let her ride my bike and walk with her
>Get her candy, call my cop friend
Fucking nigger kids.
>>708804855
toppest of tiers
>>708805497
Good night Kyoukute
>>708805144
You steal from gas stations, don't be bitching about others stealing.
>>708805191
I know
>>708805750
Stealing from stores =/= stealing from 6th grade girls.
Face the night
Face the trips
>If trips get, every waifu of the thread must be given to me this very instant
>>708805944
They are equal. Stealing is stealing.
>>708805944
Dont cherry pick. Nigger
>>708805998
Wow
>>708805998
Oh
Please
Fecking
NO
>>708805998
Nice try.
>>708805998
Need someone to end you?
>>708805998
So close
>>708805998
So close
>>708805998
>>708806020
>>708806073
>
>>708806114
.. rolling for trips guy whatever he needs
>>708806114
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>708805998
Oh damn
>>708806370
>Idont have a proper response so Ill just post a smug
>>708806418
He tried to steal all waifus. Its his thing.
>>708806114
Hows your day besides the usual?
>>708806495
Its not even a smug.
>>708806495
>$70 bike from a girl who worked for it
>$1 candy bar from a billion dollar company
>Equal
Excuse me?
>>708806699
>
>>708806980
Stealing is still stealing. Nigger. You couldnt evenpay for a dollar?
>>708805998
Fuck, close one.
>>708806980
Assuming you've been stealing $1 candy bars over a decent amount of time, it's probably added up to over $70. And you've talked about stealing other things.
here
>>708806980
Its not about theprice. Faggot. Stealing something is still fucking stealing you spastic.
>>708806148
Possibly
But I think I'll just curl up into a ball of tears for now
I'll end my suffering another day
>>708806418
Roll appreciated my good lad
>>708806460
How fitting
I'll have this playing in my head each time this happens from now on
>>708806699
Besides the usual and that excruciating roll, pretty good
Been a chill day after cramming all week for exams yesterday.
How bout yourself?
>>708806980
Hello!
>>708806980
And you wonder why everyone thinks youre a twat.
>>708805824
keep em coming Kirino is my weakness
>>708807261
I may be a nigger, but that doesn't mean I can't be a hypocrite. Its not that I can't pay the dollar, I just want to take the stuff.
>>708807424
It's definitely more than $70, but even if it's $1,000 it doesn't matter, that's pocket change to these companies and it's not personal.
>>708807747
Maybe someday
>>708807906
Hello Mavis
>>708807945
I'm getting the feeling that these posts aren't made by multiple people...
>samefag
>>708808283
>I jut want to take the stuff.
Just like niggers.
>>708808283
If you're going to steal, don't bitch about stealing.
>>708808579
That's my problem then, isn't it?
>>708808891
But it wasn't my bike that got stolen
>>708809123
It was your niece's. But you're still complaining about it.
>>708805497
goodnight
>>708809123
Good job comrade, stealing 1$ from the rich is one small battle won for the proletarian.
>>708799474
The feels when you love the blue pill but you have no desire to be cucked.
>>708809417
She did nothing wrong
>>708809971
Nyet
>>708810103
pedik
>>708808283
>I'm getting the feeling that these posts aren't made by multiple people...
They're not.
Off yourself.
>>708804470
Nothing at all, why do you ask?
>>708801917
Hey hey, Alice.
Doing good?
>>708810178
Rogonosets
>>708810275
Nah
>>708810275
I'm doing well enough. Just started playing Trine. How are you doing this evening?
>>708806148
There's a hybrid of Synth and Melodica called a PEPE by KORG
