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Chink Animal Battles 2016 master thread

Some anon found this Chinese streamer battling insect/scorpion/rat/lizards/etc a couple days ago, and he's been going at it for two days now.
http://www.panda.tv/440526 (This might not be live at the moment, I can't read Mandarin)

I've uploaded the raw streams of today's battles. They're randomly segmented, but there's some good stuff among the videos.

https://transfer.sh/3nPbc/chink1.flv
https://transfer.sh/FLHJ2/chink2.flv
https://transfer.sh/15B3LF/chink3.flv
https://transfer.sh/vPoxh/chink4.flv
https://transfer.sh/X6960/chink5.flv
https://transfer.sh/swXAt/chink6.flv

They're raw streams, so you might need a different video player than the one you normally use. VLC, mpv, and supposedly MPC-HC work.
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>>707947054
shit is going down rat vs crab
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KKKRat vs lobby
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Why does the crab have snot bubbles?
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>>707947473
allergic to chinks
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PHHHBBBBHHBHBRBRBRBR


Can anyone confirm or deny if this is live or a reply from a few hours ago?
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>>707947923
HOLY SHIT!
Pokemon doesn't lie! Crabs really do blow bubbles. WTF!
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Crab is getting raeped
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Crab has visible exoskeleton damage by rat, lost a foot already.

Rat is clearly scared shitless (not literally, yet) and has visible scars on back, but otherwise is on top of this battle.

Meanwhile, Black Eyed Peas is entertaining us this evening.
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Now ratto has obviously won this, he is considering crab dead, although he is making gasping movements with his remaining limbs.
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not live saw that crab butchered yesterday
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>>707948627

I wanna see replay of Pepe's face being eaten.
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this kills the crab
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>>707947054
what people fail to realize

is that rodents are absolutely dominant killers

they can fucking destroy anything.
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>>707948713
It's probably somewhere in >>707947054's stream recordings.
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Ching Chongs are hot human
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>>707948720
except for snek
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>>707948797
meant to reply to >>707948694
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>>707948720
snek just ate that nigger
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>>707948720
snek killed stuart little
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this shit is boring........
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>>707949306
It's kind of off and on all day.
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lizardbro eating roaches atm
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>>707949686
now rattos vs lazardbro? or about to be
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>>707949835
Lets hope its soon im up early for this much hyped bout
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>>707949835
looks like it, or maybe just givin lizard a show
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>>707947054
did the ants kill that cute dwarf hamster?
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>>707947054
I really hate how you can't pause the video to let it buffer. I don't really care if I'm watching at the exact same frame as the guy from china, but I'd like to watch it without getting the buffering stutters and screens every 10 seconds.

Also the lowest image quality (at least, assuming I've selected lowest, if it's similar to YT) is still too high.
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>>707947923
This is a replay from ages ago. The stream is just on a constant loop.
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>>707950074
No, but he got super anxious because they wouldn't stop crawling on them, so his only choice was to eat them.
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>>707950276
By ages do you mean 2 days or is it more?

>>707950197
Yeah, that's why I decided to record it. I might start a stream mirroring service for anons that allows you to watch at any point in the past, because this kind of stuff (odd twitch streams, SpaceX launches, chink battles) comes up a lot.
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>>707950276
The stream doesn't stream that well...
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is that a chipmunk?
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>>707950276
Whst is that stripey mofo
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>>707950592
Where did it go
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>>707950752
it burrowed into the shavings
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>>707950752
not sure if he took it out or it buried itself
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>>707950801
He just took it out.

His taste in music is hilarious.
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>>707950794
No chance it was bigger than the rats. Wheres that lizzard now?
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Hes getting the arena ready, THUNDERDOME BITCHES!
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fight time?
clean cage and he just added a rat
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>>707950974
The chipmunk was put against the rats a few hours ago, rats had it beat into a corner but goo overlord took it out and made room for another match.

Technical win for rats
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>>707951280
Lets fuckin hope so
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SNAKE TIME
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>>707951351
I mean listen to this suspenseful music

smol SNEK vs RATTO
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is that KKKrat?

It has tan fur
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>tiny snek
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>>707951317
Was there 2 stripey?
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no idea what he's saying, but his enthusiasm when the animals interact with each other is awesome
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A WILD CRAB APPEARS
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>>707951601
He's really into this. Also, chinks yell all the time by default.
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citizen snips!
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is this the same rat from yesterday?
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Red Eye is a fucking hero
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Lucky for snek, white fuckboy rat likes the taste of crab and scorpion
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Is he eating his eyes?
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This kills the crab
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>>707951891
yep
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>>707951891
Yeah
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RATATA USED BITE!
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>>707951891
yup
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Crab was really weak and just kind of is taking it.

I got here a bit late, but is that the same crab a white rat fought earlier?

Guess it was execution time. Kinda fucked up though, should've just taken a hammer to it. This is supposed to be between snek and rat, though if snek isn't poisonous, it doesn't have a chance in the first place.

Kinda looks like a garden snake. So it might not even have teeth.
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that poor snek is just a babby constrictor.

he'll surely perish after the crab. do I condone this violence? no

i'd much rather see the chink die.
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Rat this patch is op. Snake doesn't stand a chance on something that tanky and don't talk to me about the mobility of crab. FUCKING ABYSMAL.

More download links?
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I noticed that water animals are always weak on land (the frog was kill early and the crab also). He should put Red Eye in an aquarium with a turtle or crabs.
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>>707947054
Fuck chinks. They have no soul. I think we should bomb the fucking shit out of their country. Nuclear arsenal is the perfect option.
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snek just wants to sleep
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>>707947054
Whitey was a savage today
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So far the winners in past battles have been

big snek > ratto > frog, tiny snek, scorpion > ants, cockroach, certipede
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>>707947054
The crabs suck ass.
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This gook has been doing this shit for days and no webms yet? this shit must be gay af then.
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anyone else pissed off about the two little water drops on the glass?
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>>707952335
Maybe someone wants to make a timelapse but I'm too lazy tbh
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>>707952335
2mb limit.
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>>707951975
Well crab lives underwater...
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>>707952335
I could make some with the stream recordings, because there are some good bits, but I'm too lazy and supposed to be getting work done. I'm watching this in the background like people watch football games.
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>>707952504
Did you not notice it was already missing like 4 legs and a pincer?

I'm guessing it was the crab from earlier that got it's ass torn up.
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>>707952335
i have the same toy rat since ages
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OH FUCK SHIT GOT REAL
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two now?
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snake is fighting!
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That was gay fucking chink
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Snek wraped his back end around whitey for a second that was funny.
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>>707952571
I think it's another one because he got his limbs taken off in this scene.

Oh shit, I place my bets on snek this time. It'll be a close one. I think he has the ability to constrict enough to kill them, but those rats have seen some shit and are pretty badass.
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Poor snake is getting ganked
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Oh shit snek don't kill red eye
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snake is bleeding
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The smaller rat is being the aggressor this time, whitey seems to be passive towards snek,
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blood for the blood god
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HE IS STRANGLE HIM
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>>707952985
Snek could win this easily if he had the will. But he just wants to escape. Obviously the best thing to do is to constrict with its upper body.
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If snek would just go all in he could easily constrict the fuck out of that spotted rat it looks like. Stupid fuck keeps trying to escape when it's extremely apparent after all this time there is no way too.
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lol, chink took the crab leg from whiterat he was easing it like a fucking retard.
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SNEK IS BLEEING
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And now an intermission with smug lizard
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someone post that chinks address

i will go livecam kill that faggot
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snake lost, he took the snake away since it didnt want to fight back.
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NO! Move the camera back! We don't want to see lizardbro right now.
He probably took the snake out because it's illegal to air blood in China, and he probably wants to keep his snake.
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is there a chinese youtube that he will be uploading to? I want to see the highlights
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Animal cruelty, of course its the chinese. Admittedly entertaining though
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the rat was able to bite the snake's head a few times
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>>707953285
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It was disappointing snek had no fighting will.

Even when it had nothing to lose and no chance of escape.
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>>707953363
What if I reaired this on Twitch? I wonder how long it would take for them to ban me.

>>707953285
You won't go to China, much less upstairs from your mom's basement to stop animal cruelty.
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>>707953498
He probably thought he could escape because there's usually some hole in places found in nature that he could escape from.
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rat vs lizardbro NOW
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>>707953606
rat would 100% win that.
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>>707953498
stop acting like you would.

You'd want it to stop asap
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>>707953606
the rat even killed the scorpion
what could one lizard do
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Rats allways wins
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>>707953719
You would CRY for it to stop.
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OH SHIT SNEK ATTACK AGAIN
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Small rat likes to start shit, Psycho chink is screaming im getting hype
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repeat, saw this one yesterday
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the snake was trying to rest from all the stress and the chink puts the rat in his cage.
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"That's one nice headlock you have there."
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ALL OF ITS BLOOD
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The rats are way too big for this shit, he needs to get 3-4 regular sized mice who are hungry
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>>707954023
GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS
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>>707953719
Of course I would want it to fucking stop, that's why I would at least attempt to kill what's hurting me with there being no alternative.
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>>707953925
He's just looping highlights right now.
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>>707953668
>>707953758
Lizard has every advantage.

The bite could instantly kill the rat, and the tail whips could stun it long enough to get a bite in.

Iguana bite is no joke.
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This shit its live?
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Chink twitch looks alot more fun
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ANyone elses stream black and white?
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>>707954280
These are just rebroadcasts
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Sadly this snake could win if it had the will to fight.
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Crazy have you seen that??
That has bit purposely through the spine along the sneks body in order to paralyse it.. and then continued on the other side.. that was smart.
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>>707954200
tail whips? This isn't anime. The problem with mammals vs reptiles is that mammals want to kill everything while reptiles just want to escape so they can rest.

>>707954280
No, he's replaying highlights.

>>707954328
Airing blood is illegal in china so this solves this problem surprisingly well.
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Am I the only one that thinks this whole 'spectacle' is deeply fucking cruel? I just can't enjoy this one bit and I've seen these threads pop up alot lately. I finally caved in and I now take my stand; fuck this shit and fuck you who follow it.

Imagine putting two human beings in a box to fight for their lives. It would never happen. It is illegal and against nature.

And please spare me the bullshit "this is /b/ faggot grow a pair yadda yadda" LOOK AT THE CALENDAR IT'"S FUCKING CATURDAY AND YOU"RE POSTING THIS SHIT IT RUINS MY FUCKING DAY OK
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snek is kill
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>>707954442
whens chinksy doing this with humans, cant wait
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>>707954442
I'd watch the shit out of that
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Smug lizard is like Caesar overlooking the various happenings
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>>707954442
It did happen and it's everywhere in history. lets the a gladiator for an example. AND I'D WATCH THE FUCK OUTTA THAT IF HAPPENED TODAY.
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>>707954442
nice bait
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>>707954413
Makes sense thanks.
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>>707954413
>tail whips? This isn't anime.

Look at this faggot and laugh.

Iguanas do use their tails as a weapon, by whipping it at you.
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>>707954442
I honor your opinion, but I watch it because I'm bored and don't care about animal rights atm so why not.
And human cage fights were a common spectator hobby for a millennium in Rome so why was it okay then and not now?
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>>707954413
You are not accounting that Iguanas are really territorial, also iguana's bite are really powerful. Enough to at least need stitches or leave permanent damage.
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Chinky loves that rammstein song, shit makes me laugh every time
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>>707954442
Yea it is fucked up.. clearly sadistic, like fucking Sid from ToyStory, just next level.
But they also have the dog meat festival yearly in YuLin, so it sums up their respect for life.
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>>707954690
You realize that the rat is twice the size of the iguana, and the iguana's diet is probably shit. That lizard barely moves
>hur dur wipperino ded
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The current rat has no balls lol
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HOLY SHIT
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OH SHIT
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>>707954690
>>707954722
Okay, sure. Bring on the Rats vs Iguanas. But I have my money on the rats.
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dafuq?
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oh my god ive been watching this with the sound off

this is a thousand times better, the expression in his voice
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dude just said GG top kek
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>>707954442
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why the heck did he turn the camera? PLEASE EXPLAIN.
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why he moved the camera?
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>>707954882
I'm 99% sure he just said "GG" after panning the camera away. Apparently that's a universal term now.
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motherfucker got his spine chewed
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Damn lizard is immobilized but gyrating his pelvis
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This chink puts the baby lizard against the rat, at least put the rat against something of its size.
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>>707954768
the Rats are twice the size of that Brown Caesar Iguana...?

You, check your glasses.

>>707954855
Rats at same size do have advantage.


TBH the iguana thrown in looked like it had already seen fighting and the moment it was thrown in got fucked by bites to the neck..

Kinda disappointed but with the take nipped at the end all it really had was it's bite which it never had a chance to even try.
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raton was waiting for it not fair
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>>707954395
The rat went again straight to the spine to disable the lizard this time, killer instinct
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>>707955094
Rats are the biggest things he has, and yeah it is pretty fucking laem just watching the rat kill other things
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Well that lizard got rekt. Wasnt even a fight really
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Rats seem like a pretty decent fighter for its class
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Aww fuck.. not the beardie!
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>>707955112
You're right it's 3.5 times the size of the autistic chink lizard
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Been watching on and off for three days now. I worry that Beast-god white rat can't keep up his undefeated strike forever
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>>707954442
>Imagine putting two human beings in a box to fight for their lives
Except those aren't two human beings. Those aren't even primates, not even lower primates as baboons, tarsiers, niggers or aye-ayes.
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What is he doing now?? That iguana needs energy for the fight, he shouldn't waste it on being drowned...
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Is he about to boil that lizard joe??
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Bearded Lizard has entered the aqua arena.
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>>707955252
OH AND DID I FORGET TO MENTION I'M AN EDGY RACIST PIECE OF DRY SHIT.
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>>707955243
whitey aint nothin to fuck wit
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>>707955286
maybe they'll fight in the slippery bowl arena
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>>707955243
Apparently, there was a rat (or was it a feeder rat) that got eaten by a larger snake, but I didn't see that part.
Frankly, I'm pissed off at the rats and would like to see them defeated at some point.
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>>707955400
kinda like mud wresting ya?
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POO IN THE LOO
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Lizard dun took a shit
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Excuse me while i take a shit lol
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>>707954540
>>707954572
>tooedgy.jpg
ALso you are both faggots

>>707954637
Gladiators were enslaved it was not right and no it was by choice not like this. Man controls these animals it's fucking cruel

>>707954718
because we have evolved and are way more learned than they were back then. you know as well as me that this is cruel and sickening and i dont even care to spell properly cause honestly you dont even deserve it

>>707954762
>they
YOU are watching it you are JUST AS BAD AS THEY YOU FUCKING INCREDIBLY DUMB PERSON AKA RETARDD

Jesus FUCKING CHRIST you bunch of faggots need to buy a dog and learn to respect animals
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RUNN LIZARD
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>>707955373
Hey fuck you m8, if I see a nigger in real life I am still the tough big boy I am on here!
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>>707955442
well now its full of shit but close enough
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That poop could prove to be an advantage for the lizard
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Is the steam lagging like a shit ball for anyone else? every 2 seconds it has to buffer and goes to loading screen
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what's with the number spams 666666 111111?
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godamn she was pregnant
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GET. ME. OUT.

I JUST POOPED.
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fuck dude every time i go on the stream the animals arent fighting
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>>707955525
still gets me off
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>>707955476
The shit water is prepared!

I'm glad we get to enjoy Owl City during this.
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>>707955542
no
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>>707955252
>Except those aren't two human beings
Yyou see that rat in the cage? You realise we do most of all of our animal testing on.. RATS! THAts right because they are almost a human you fucking idiot
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>>707955373
>WAAAAAH DON'T CLASSIFY OTHER SPECIES AS LOWER THAN HUMANS! I'M THE SAME AS A DOG!
Are you a furry or zoophile by any chance?
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>>707955420
Don't talk about our great champion like that
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>>707955516
ok thanks! now leave
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>>707955562
666 is the equivalent of VERY GOOD, so 666666 is like sooper dooper good, swell!! (I think it's how it sounds in Chink language)
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>>707955542
Yeah the stream quality is fucking garbage.
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lizard aint dealin with no neck pettin
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>>707955698
it's perfect for me so idk
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>>707955542
>>707955698
Your internet is garbage, mine hasn't buffered once.

Also that guy is a fucking moron, he left the bearded dragon in it's own poop for 5 minutes and now he's trying to clean it's poop with his finger rather than a toothbrush
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what does smearing poop water on it do?
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Getting bathed in water with your own shit in it, how undignified.
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>>707955516
>implying I didn't grow up with dogs
At least I dont slaughter doggos and eat them afterwards, fucktard
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Staahp staapp!
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>>707955624
>rats
>they are almost human

Man, these PETA faggots really pulling my sides
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>>707955542
>>707955698
>being poorfags in 2016
HD quality here with no lag
https://www.rabb.it/r/9wwqmr
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What is he trying to accomplish shame it for pooping?
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>>707955624
>You realise we do most of all of our animal testing on.. RATS! THAts right because they are almost a human
No. We do that specifically with rats and guinea pigs because they're small, inexpensive and breed fast, and they are NOT the same as primates rights-wise and awareness-wise.

Deal with it.
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thats shitty
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>>707955542
Surprisingly, watching with Android or iOS is better because it uses mp4 instead of FLV.
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shit spreading
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>>707955860
I bet you smeared custard all over your balls and let your dog lick them dry
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>>707955895
LOL he put the bearded dragon BACK into the pool full of shit after spending 2 minutes cleaning it's chin
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>>707955571
How can you tell?
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isn't water harmful for reptiles? as they loose too much heat in it?

poopliz is waiting for the next round. anon make a geuss, what is next?
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>>707955869
He means that the reason that rats are tested on is because is that their genetic, biological and behavior characteristics closely resemble those of humans, and many symptoms of human conditions can be replicated in mice and rats.
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>>707955782
>>707955773
>>707955880
We're probably all Merifats who are having stream issues.

Third world internet is nice
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>>707955966
she gave birth in the bath
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>>707955936
I was watching it on my phone last night fine, so I might do that, computer is fucking it up
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Poopwater stream fucking blows. Fuck this weirdo
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is the lizzard going to seppuku for shaming his whole clan?
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>>707956022
So you're telling me the peta faggot is right? Nice try beta faggot. Go fuck a rat then if hes like your human mother kek
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>>707956082
the lizard pooped in the bath not gave birth
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where can I watch this? is it on youtube or twitch
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that must smell good
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>>707956082
Yeah, I don't see any eggs/babies. I'm not a lizard owner or biologist, so I have no idea though.
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>>707956239
pandaTV, chink twitch
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>>707956121
I didn't say he was right, i just explained why rats are experimented on.

At least try to learn something you illiterate.
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>>707955624
>Yyou
your hands are shaking typing this because of how mad you are
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>>707956239
http://www.panda.tv/440526
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he be liek wassup nigguh
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>>707956286
>your hands are shaking typing this because of how mad you are
Boy I would pay good to see his red faced typing animation
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WHO WHO WHO WHO WHO
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Who let the dogs out? Maybe the rat will fight a chihuahua next
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>>707956288
Checked
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>>707956288
shit this mofo gon viral now. i can't even get a stream without this bitch cutting off every other sec now. fuck!
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>>707956342
Who's gyuuuuuuuud nyuuuugggaaahhh
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>>707956278
Oh so using them fancy words eh? Making you look smart eh? Well fuck you. Atleast I dont believe that rats are humans, fucking smart pants literate whatever
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comment shit on the chat u fuckin tarddddds
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>>707956413
implying chihuahuas are dogs and not inbred sewer rats.
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STRENGTH IN NUMBERS
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most boring stream known to man
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Are you mad?
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Oh no, it's the ants bit. This is pretty boring, except when hamster joins the cage and starts freaking the fuck out because they start crawling on them.
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holy shit dude i want to see ants vs rat. ants can be aggressive as fuck
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>>707956467
pretty sure your a troll
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noo ants are boring
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Did he capture these beasts from the wild or are they human fed? Makes a huge difference in battle
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skipped all the good ones
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its your fucking providers. they have no good peerings to chinkland. in europe its running full resolution without any buffering for hours now.

also: right klick to select quality, one of the goo letters mean "low" or "medium" or what the fuck this hyroglyphes are.

/b/ 2016, anons don't even know basic internet inner workings anymore. fuck you fucking newfags.
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>>707956467
>fancy words
>illiterate
Guess you didn't even graduate middle school.

And again. Never did I say I believe that rats are human, just that they are good enough to experiment on without the need to experiment on humans.
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look at all the sneks in the back huehuehuehuehuehu
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Scorpion is back!
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oh shit scorpbro
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Scorpion Nig has entered the arena!
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GO RAT
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they fighti nnnnnn
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he doesnt have white rat to protect him this time
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>>707956797
oh shit nig might win
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Rats fucked. If scorpion gets one sting in, ratty is ded
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If anyone is having stream problems and is tech savvy, download livestreamer (https://github.com/chrippa/livestreamer), apply this panda.tv pull request (https://github.com/chrippa/livestreamer/pull/1241), and run with
livestreamer http://www.panda.tv/440526 best
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rat knows the danger
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Rat wont fight scorbro, too scared.
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rat is building fortress

scorp has no stitch anymore?
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RAT USED DIG
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RATATA USED SAND ATTACK
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rat bro is digging a trench. prepare for war
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mr ratto is afruid :^( hes kinda smart tho
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BURY HIM
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building a wall
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>>707953606
>>707947054
Is this live or pre recorded?
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Without his Godlike friend will this rat pull it off
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Building a wall to keep dark skins out
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>>707956836
It's happened once with another scorpo that chink has, and the rat because high as fuck for 2 hours. But he didn't died.
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>>707956902
Looks like pre-recorded highlights right now
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>>707956902
This bit is a replay from earlier.
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burring the scorpo to death
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Ratto's wall idea is actually pretty clever. Smart ratto
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fuckin chicnk in the background screamin like he preparin for war or some shit exdie
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gotta give it to the rat thats pretty smart to try and bury it
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Scorpbro take revenge for snake
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It's like God playing Battlebots
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BUILD A WALL
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ratbro is gonna bury him alive
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THE FOOL, HE IS GIVING HIM THE HIGH GROUND!!!!!
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How does he get all this critters to be so pissed at each other?
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somebody translate what the gook is cryin the background
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Can someone please tell this fucking retard chink to get scorpions with a LD50 lower than 0.50? Get some Androctonus or Parabuthus in there for an actual honest fight.
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Fucking piece of shit chink interfering.
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RATTO IS STUNG!
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tfw ratbro wants nothing to do with that scorpo
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I'd be surprised if scorpbro didnt get a good sting out of that
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gg ratto ded in t-5
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>>707957241
Agreed. Ratbro doesn't wanna get fucked up but chink is virtually condemning him to death
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>>707957215
this guy knows his scorpions
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With the song "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger"
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>>707957215
care to explain?, i don't know much about scorpions.
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>>707957283
but did it break skin?
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>>707957350
Could have, but this type of scorpion isn't really potent, so it would only have minimal effect.
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>>707957343
LD50 has nothing to do with scorpions, you are just dumb
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anyone want to host a rabbit stream of this for the anons that get infinite panda gif?
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>>707957450
>infinite panda gif?
what
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poor pacifist ratto doesnt even want to fight
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laggg
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ratbro is actually smart as fuck
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does anon also hear multiple goos? this fight is with live audience?
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Ratto is stung under left eye.. starts to swell big times
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>>707957450
??????????
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rat used struggle, it is somewhat effective
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>>707957343
The kid is talking about poison LD50 is basically the amount of poison it takes something to die
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Too many anons stream is lagging
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>>707957585
im pretty sure hes showing highlight and talking over it
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>>707957502
It shows nothing but pic related and maybe one second of the actual stream
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>>707957628
explains it
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>>707957631
right click select option 2
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>>707957631
I tried setting it up, but the connection sucked dick in the rabit site while my other panda tab was functiong perfectly
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hahahahahahahahah the fuckin gook how he gets excited
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Scorp went on the attack for a second there
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>>707957585
There's another guy in this stream, and there's some other girl in another one, but not during this bit.
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>>707957724
Thank you anon. It works now.
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that rat needs to live to be studied
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couple of days ago this rat had a mangled front right paw

wonder how it happens

will this scorp get a good pincer grip on it
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>>707957418
It has, you idiot. Lower LD50 means more potent venom. That's why the rat isn't dying. The guy is using an Emperor scorpion, whose venom is basically equivalent to a bee sting. If he got an Arabian Fattail in there, the fight would have ended ten minutes ago.
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ITS ON NOW BOYS!
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holy shit scorpo doesnt give a fuck
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I set up a rabbit
> https://www.rabb.it/r/bzn0d5
Change the [LD] on the bottom-middle to [HD]
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>>707955516
Cry moar faggot. This is one of the only good threads ive seen on here in a while. Go back to tumblr
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This rat isn't going to make it, without his godlike friend he is just a simpler digger looking to make money for his family
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looks like big whitey is next
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Godrat vs Scorpbro!
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OUR GOD HAS RETURNED TO SMITE THE MONSTER IN THE NAME OF HIS FRIEND
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funny how the rats instincts are to pocket sand the scorpo
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>>707958067
lold
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OP here. It's probably time to start a new thread. What is the max post count here? It's been a while since I've been on /b/...
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Get that fucking straw out of there!
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FUCKING WHITE RAT GIVES NO FUCKS
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OH SHIT NIGGER
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>>707958224
we past it m8
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OH SHIT RATBRO GETTEM
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>>707956022
Well the main reason they are used is that they are mammals and are easy to breed cheaply in large numbers. Not at all because they are almost human lol. Thats what tests on apes are for
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Make new thread, post link here
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GOD RAT LOOKING TO TAKE OUT THE STINGER!!!!!!!
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SCORPO IS DOWN FOR THE COUNT
WILL HE MAKE IT?
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>>707958150
lold
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>>707958224
>>707958279
way past
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RATBRO RATBRO!! Kill the nigger scorpion! Avenge your friend!
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scorpion is goner
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I bet Kim Jong un does the same thing with reeducation camp people fighting to the death over t-bone steaks.
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>>707958372
yeah his tail looks fucked up he wont stand a chance
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sting destroyed
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Rato is always safe bet
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awwwww
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mazel tov!
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FORVER BUFFERING
>FORVER BUFFERING
FORVER BUFFERING
>FORVER BUFFERING
FORVER BUFFERING
>FORVER BUFFERING
FORVER BUFFERING
>FORVER BUFFERING
FORVER BUFFERING
>FORVER BUFFERING
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LOL chinky offered big whitey a half time drink
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New thread
>>707958490
>>707958490
>>707958490
>>707958490
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RIP land snipper
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>>707958529
>>707957724
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