new Chink Animal Battles 2016 master thread
Some anon found this Chinese streamer battling insect/scorpion/rat/lizards/etc a couple days ago, and he's been going at it for two days now.
http://www.panda.tv/440526
If you're having connection problems, try using a mobile device (Android or iOS) since it loads mp4 instead of FLV. Or right click the video and select 2. Or use this rabbit stream link: https://www.rabb.it/r/bzn0d5
I've uploaded the raw streams of today's battles. They're randomly segmented, but there's some good stuff among the videos.
https://transfer.sh/3nPbc/chink1.flv
https://transfer.sh/FLHJ2/chink2.flv
https://transfer.sh/15B3LF/chink3.flv
https://transfer.sh/vPoxh/chink4.flv
https://transfer.sh/X6960/chink5.flv
https://transfer.sh/swXAt/chink6.flv
They're raw streams, so you might need a different video player than the one you normally use. VLC, mpv, and supposedly MPC-HC work.
GOD RAT LIVES ON!!
Godrat is winning!
Looks like ratto's won this, but scorpio definitely got some good stings in. Let's see if rat can endure this.
God-ratbro is a fucking genius
>>707958535
GODRAT BURIES THE COMPETITION
>>707958606
He already has over the past two days. God rat can't be killed
Rabbit: https://www.rabb.it/r/bzn0d5
did the scorpion kill the other rat?
LOL. Scorpbro playing possum
>>707958606
emperor scorpion venom is pretty garbage godrat will not die from it
Chink needs to put an actual lethal scorpion to fight. what is this the lower leagues?
>>707958682
no not as far as i know
>>707958682
unknown for now, If the digger rat can survive the poison, Unlike god rat, the other rat is a simple digger looking to make money in these death battles to feed his family
Does anyone know what kind of scorpion this is? I don't want Red Eye killed because of poison.
>>707958766
Hahahaha
>>707958797
It's an emperor scorpion
Looks like scorp is fucked, his essence will fuel godrat
>>707958797
first, its venom not poison and it's an emperor scorpion, the rat witll be fine
Godrat feeds on the corpses of his enemies!! Hardcore!
Ratto is eating the landsniper to absorb its powers!!
>>707958766
Godrat has become a fucking savage. Think of the shit he's seen. His life is now total survival and eating reptiles and insects. He even has some impressive muscles.
>>707958797
Afro scorpion
>>707958797
God rat has already been stung and killed like 4 or 5 scorpios over the last 3 days. He is the death battle god, he will not fall!
>>707958797
pretty sure its a plain emperor. i don't know how lethal the dose is to a rat but to humans its practically harmless.
>>707958766
I hate the brown rat hope it gets rekt soon
>>707958879
God rat knows only battle, survival, and the need to spill blood!
DIGGER LIVES TO FEED HIS FAMILY FOR ANOTHER DAY!
![wwf_royalalberthall_flair[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/d917Al7.png "wwf_royalalberthall_flair[1].png")
Fuck it. It's the weekend. Like WWE we need a Saturday morning battle royale match
oh no Digger doesnt stand a chance. RIP
what kind of tarantula is this?
oh fuck its spider, chink is yelling again its getting crazy up in here
>>707959036
TOSSED INTO BATTLE WITHOUT TIME TO MEND HIS WOUNDS, HE KNOWS HIS FAMILY NEEDS THIS. CAN HE PULL IT OFF???
I can't watch these spider ones. Freaks me out.
Ah, this one was on two days ago right ? he rekts the spider and eats all of its limbs
>>707959148
Really? Fucking re-runs. What is this, TV>
funnel web enters the arena! good luck el rato
>>707959148
Yeah, he's replaying all the godrat bits. Hopefully that means godrat will be on for a live battle later. We'll see!
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>>707959148
fuck you dont spoil
>>707959098
Doing only what he knows best, Digger buys time with his wall of dirt as he eats to regain his strength for the battle ahead
>>707959229
Does this guy just do it as a hobbie, or is this Chinese state sponsored betting?
fucking love this
>>707959245
It's already 99.999% spam. That's not going to do anything. Also, this is the most interesting on /b/ in months.
>>707959302
I'd like to believe he's moving and just needs to get rid of all his pets, lol.
>>707959260
well are there spoiler flags on 4chan ?
>>707959267
I wish he would dig them deep and then sit on them to suffocate them or something
>>707959302
The People's republic of China sponsors this obviously
finally a good thread
THIS RAT IS FUCKING GOD! EATING WHILE IT BATTLES!
>>707959267
>suffocate a spider
good luck with that
>>707959267
spiderbro, being an honorable fighter lets digger rest for a time
>>707959379
Poor digger is just trying to feed his sickly kids
>>707959302
you are clearly watching an offical olympics live from china
>>707959451
Eleborate?
>>707959368
nope but there are some on your mom
What kind of spider is this?
![0851ab329dcb91faf5c7117d6498717d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Oph1DM1.jpg "0851ab329dcb91faf5c7117d6498717d[1].jpg")
I never used to be scared of rats until I saw this shit. Not only can they bite the fuck out of you and make you sick, they're smart as fuck as well.
HERE WE GO
>>707959459
SPIDERBRO GOES ON THE ATTACK, NO MORE REST FOR YOU DIGGER!
I watched the provided .FLV... not a big deal to be honest. Just rats being rats.
>>707959459
http://www.panda.tv/440526
Seems to be offline for me, where are you guys watching this
>>707959544
>to be scared of rats until I saw this shit. Not only can they bite the fuck out of you and make you sick, they're smart as
One word : plague
listening to this while watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p4tQUBtsBw
>>707959620
https://www.rabb.it/r/bzn0d5
Dat pimp-dirt slap
>>707959620
Still online for me. Try a different stream by right clicking and choosing 2 or 3.
Savage motherfucker is burying him alive.
Rat is smart he uses mud slap, a ground move effective against this bug/poison type spider
>>707959490
Spiders can survive for a really long time from weeks to months in closed spaces or even beneath the earth.
is this the final round?
spidernig's last attack on digger?
>>707959530
isn't it a tarentula?
>>707959732
Ratto wil need a different strategy then
this one is from yesterday
It's almost 3 am and this is what I do, what the fuck
holy shit spiderbro lost!!!!
>>707959774
yes but what kind, it doesnt look like those common mexican and chillean ones you find on the pet shops
broke its legs then burried it that's fucken ice cold
>>707959609
ITS OVER, DIGGER WINS USING QUICK ATTACK AND DIG
Spider Fainted.
Too bad for Spider there is no pokemon center in this reality.
>>707959718
Sorry for pop up your bubble, but the rat is trying to run away through a tunnel. It isn't trying to bury the spider.
And the rat won anyway.
rato is the next gym leader
anybody else guessing what theyre saying?
ITS EATING IT ALIVE
WE TOOK HIM FOR A SIMPLE HARDWORKING RIGHT
BUT HE IS ACTUALLY A COLD BLOODED MURDERAT
Godrat is forced to FACE HIS FEAR head on and eat the spider!
Rat's new nickame is gravedigger
great job mauser!
Ratto is the gentleman rat, destroys his opponents, then buries them - free of charge!!
ratbro eats spider alive. digger won! good for his poor kids and ratwife at home.
spider broke its legs, now its pretending its dead
Digger senses spiderbros weakness! HE RIPPED OFF SPIDERS LEG HOLY DICKS
DEVOUR
>>707959871
Digger knows this could be his last meal, so he eats spiderbro, hoping to gain more power so he can keep feeding his poor family
let's just be happy rats aren't the size of cars.
Godrat is a fucking savage dudes! eating the spider legs making tbe spider watch
>>707959911
CAN'T WAKE UP
>>707959911
that isn't godrat, godrat is all white. Thats digger!
He has gone super saiyan
ANGERY
>>707959991
see this >>707960005
The aryan mauser rekts nigger spider nog.
>>707960005
Ah, my mistake
>>707959980
fucking this.
>>707958490
Fucking subhuman chinks. Their voice fucking hurt my ears.
WHEN THE APOCALYPSE COMES, THE MICE WILL FEED ON YOUR LIMPS FAGGOTS
IT'S DOOOOMS DAYYYYY
---
NEW ROUND, CENTIPEDE WINSS !
![jawsshawquint[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ye9zT9e.jpg "jawsshawquint[1].jpg")
>>707960017
"Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes."
EWWW WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING NOO IM IN BED I DONT NEED TO IMAGINE THIS THING IN MY BED
>>707960040
My bad digger is a fucking barbarian though
>>707959976
Digger knows he needs to become as strong as Godrat if he wants to live, so he eats spiderbro like Godrat would, hoping to start to get closer to his power level. After all, digger is willing to become a monster if it means feeding his family!
feasting on the legs after flawless victory what a mad man
This spider is done for
6 thousand people watching a rat brutalize a spider in a glass chamber of death, spamming watermelons in chat, announcers going ape shit, text flying across the middle of the screen as the god rat consumes the power of it's fallen opponent. The Romans would be jealous.
>>707959980
hehehehhhh... yeah.
rip leg
>>707960123
Fuck yea the centi will win
>>707960137
It's okay, they only come out at night, when you are normally asleep, so you don't have to worry about them when you're awake.
Fucken chinks! I gotta work today! Don't make my ass call in sick
>>707960162
>The Romans would be jealous.
Nah. Watching large animals (lions, horses, germans, bulls) fighting on live is funnier.
wtf... this centipede is a boss. never knew they were this BA
>>707960162
thats digger rat you nigger
>>707960220
im watching this at work
>>707960153
New spiderbro is already down two legs, can he come back vs creepycrawly?
ha didn't see this one yet
>>707960162
It is truly glorious.
>>707960220
they took our jerbs!
>>707960162
Romans would facepalm this.
>>707960186
He's down 2 legs already. Fuck mane spiders a pussies
>>707960186
Rest in pepperoni
>>707960220
I know, right. I run a sole proprietorship, and I've completely wasted the last two days watching this. I deserve no weekend.
Oh come on.
>>707960244
>germans
>topkek
HOLY SHIT!!!! ITS A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH!
Scorpibro joins in!
>>707960264
PLAYER 3 HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
the centipede is venomous btw
>>707960310
>sole proprietorship
lol
>>707960263
I'm reading the play by play at work lel
>>707960354
HES GOING IN
scorpo has balls of steel, that centipede could kill him
scorpion doesn't give a fuck about personal space.
centipede too busy eating
>>707960354
spiderbro trying to hide as scorpibro walks up to creepycrawly to prove his isn't a pussy
>>707960410
10 bonus points if you can get all your coworkers in your office to watch this
do you think he starves these fuckers for a couple of days before putting them in there?
Get pepe in there! Wake em all up.
>>707960472
kek
>>707960472
Not a chance. Those suckers are actually working.
>>707960470
This could easily be the only way they get anything to eat, assuming he just keeps buying them.
>>707960470
Spiderbro keeps acting like a pussy, hoping senpai won't notice him
>>707960554
And I bet in China, pets are super cheap
hes gonna hafta intervene and get those fuckin legs outta there.
>>707960616
Godrat needs to be put in there!
>>707960591
senpai noticed him!
>>707960649
nah, he'd just fucking kill everything.
Another centi.
scorpibro is too stupid to use his clamps
just cut the centipedes in pieces
200-pede!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>Pokes with tweezers
ITS A GOD DAMN ROYAL RUMBLE!
A NEW CHALLENGER
>>707960591
PLAYER 4 HAS ENTERED BUT WILL THE TWO WORK TOGETHER?!?!?!
CAN'T MAKE LOG-IN (chat)
'PLEASE SOME ONE HELP!]
>>707960554
Actually, this shitshow is run out of a petshop that works as a front for a shitty but profitable human trafficking ring.
All proceeds from clicks/views goes to help provide semi-warm gruel for future sex slaves.
>>707960696
>being this clueless
what is scorobro trying to accomplish?
Watching creatures fuck each other up while chinks shout gibberish for hours on end.
Am I autistic?
inb4 the centipedes start fuckin
good ol' tap on the shoulder to get centi mad at spidey for no reason
Bad karma to everyone enjoying this cruelty, sadistic fucks.
>>707960788
turtle mode, hes just playing defense and counter attack
zzzz
Get ratto in there!
what are centipedes strengths?
>>707960834
That was rhetorical, right?
>>707960834
Yes, isn't it great?
Why is this so addictive?
>>707960846
自殺，請你柴草母狗公測
Now put god rat and digger in there
>>707960846
>karma
SNAKE!
oh shit A SNEK
lost all respect for spiders yo
>>707960873
15str 9att 18def
smorgasbord
OH SHIT
Centipedes strength is that they're creepy
WHAT TRHE FUCK
TOTAL CHAOS
FINALLY! A more active animal as a snek! Sexy Miia.
Tactical snek inbound.
FUCKING SNAKE-O-TRON IN THE PIT!!
This is now a party!
>this clusterfuck is where i keep all my pets
>>707960716
BY GOD, BY GOD ITS A MAD HOUSE
Everyone just looks confused as fuck.
>>707960912
they're too defensive. Need webs and shit.
Inb4 orgy
>>707960943
OMG A SNEK!!
Godrat vs all of them
Gotta say, that is one cute snek
Snek jsut wants out, doesn1t seem like a dangerous kind at any level either
Drop Ratbro in there and it'll be like the Hadron Collider up in there.
>>707960846
Denying views means denying a small business owner of thriving.
Fucking off you socialist cunt. This petshop owner has mouths to feed.
what happened to the turtle from yesterday?
>>707958490
MODS
Animal Abuse
> ah shiet guys, Chang is putting us in the same tank again... wat do?
>>707961022
Is snek jelly of centipedes getting legs?
>>707961059
fag
What the fuck is even going on...
It's like even all them are so fucking confused. Just kinda wandering around dazed.
>>707961059
Please, our chink hero will get 50 lashings by the communist government if there are not enough views on his stream.
I can't believe nothing happens
I seen a rekt webm of a centipede chewing off a lizard's head. pls make it happen to snek
>>707960879
>>707960833
help us to login
make a guide with screenshots, thnx
Spidey and Scorpbro made up and started kissing
These guys just want to go home
SEND IN GODRAT, HIS TASTE FOR BLOOD IS MIGHTY INDEED!!!
needs some warm blood in there to spice up this casserole
That scorpion is forzen solid.
>>707961108
I think they put too many in, an 1v1 works because they just defend themselves, but this shit be crazy for them so they just freeze up waiting for something to happen
http://www.panda.tv/405806
i love this website
>>707961145
Use chrome.
Right click on page.
Translate.
Log in with Twitter.
>>707961059
>>707961145
its a anon using google translate
>>707961173
GODRAT vs this clusterfuck
>>707961173
Throw in both rats, fight for survival, 2vs2vs1vs1vs1
Rats are the catalyst team.
Snek, scorpo and spidey teaming up together
战斗力 强的那种
>>707961039
>>707960886
>>707960879
So you basically admit to being a sadistic cunt with no purpose in life other then enjoying the suffering of others like some kind of cruel god.
But, you probably are so much of a pussy you'd piss your pants when ever being confronted with on of these living things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2d45tOgBl0
MAXIMUM OVERKILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>707961245
can you leave pls
>>707961245
wtf is snek supposed to do anyways? None of these are in his food chain
>>707961245
tumblr
SNEK BRO USED TAILWHIP
>>707961245
>But, you probably are so much of a pussy you'd piss your pants when ever being confronted with on of these living things.
You mean you?
Because we'd kill them without a moments remorse while you still feel bad for them while they bite you.
>>707961130
>>707961108
None see each other as a threat or food, so they're busier trying to escape.
You need to insert some territorial and hungry animal who sees them as threats so the fight goes on. That's why the rat fights were so cool - rats understand the threat of other animals.
They're planning ratos demise
>>707958490
KKK Rat is still alive ?
>>707961245
guaranteed replies! Here have another one
>>707960987
CHAOS BREAKS OUT ON THE BATTLEFIELD
>>707961339
Spidey is not doing well.
>>707961310
fucking that shit up in there
>>707961341
GODRAT IS ALIVE AND WAITING FOR HIS NEXT MEAL!
>Hear chinese man screaming.
>Maximize window.
That snake is pretty much me when I'm surrounded by a bunch of hoodrat niggers.
>>707961279
>>707961290
Leave, man, fuck the whole thing that was appealing on 4 chan is that there was something to be done about fucks like you, now this edgyness has become so mainstream you tell me to fuck off.
The truth is you all need a reality check if you actually like this shit, you are fucked in the head.
>>707961243
我和你媽媽每天已經很難粗暴的性行為
>>707961245
RIP Spiderbro
Looks like they're starting to get anxious in there.
The fight is off the wall
>>707961389
Yeah, I'm using his voice to tell when to Alt-Tab.
>>707961413
who pissed all over the cage?
cheeky snip there from scropbro
What's the life expectancy at this wild life park?
Spidies fucked
>>707961413
you are the one who is fucked in the head
>>707961347
Spiderbro don't doing so well!
>>707961413
If this isnt bait. You're obviously a newfag. there has been much more worse on this website before. Go back to poll faggot
Spidey u dead bro?
>>707961467
prolly snek
SNEK FUCKS ASS
spiderbro is not gonna make it
and that fucking scorpio is chill as fuck
did the centipede just completely destroy the spider in that hug?
>>707961535
RIP
I think spidey is dead
Snek got scorpbro shook
spidey is down
>>707961562
Now going after the snake
>>707961535
Either that or he's pouting over having only 4 legs left.
shit rip spider
F for Spiderbro
Centipussies are supposed to be carnivores. why aren't they double-teaming on snakebro?
>>707961413
>the whole thing that was appealing on 4 chan is that there was something to be done about fucks like you,
And that is?
What exactly is stopping you now?
Go back to Leditt pls.
>>707961528
Down to 4 as spiderbro didn't make it
Just tuned in. Who took out spiderbro?
>>707961535
Think so
Press F to pay respects to Spider Bro
>>707961528
spider is dead
>>707961643
Centerpede
You can disable the on-screen text by clicking the slider at the bottom of the video player
Did snek crush spiderbro
The spider is still alive. Barely.
>>707961643
Chaos, all were agitated as fuck.
Send spiderbro your energy \o/
>>707961673
thanks
spidey
Centipede with red legs is going fucking ham. RIP spidey.
it seemed as if snek did spiderbro a solid when he flipped his shit and got the centipede off him. in turn spiderbro gets concussed and is now centipede food
I demand purging them all with fire
Man that centipede just does not give a fuck.
Its small-beast pandemonium and he just starts eating the spider.
You are some really sick individuals
Scorpbro offering to hold centipede's legs
>>707961673
>>707961705
why would you even want to?
Spiderbro was Robin Williams in his past life
how is MVP KKKrat, (white rat red eyes) doing? he is fucking savage, best fighter I've seen. Hope he is well. Miss him
>>707961799
you must be new here
"any cute chinky girls in here" oh kek
that centipede is alpha as fuck
SCORPBRO WITH THE JAB ON SNEKBRO
FINALLY I saw a pincer attack from the scorp, pinched that cheky Snek hard
Did the Scorpbro just pinch sneeks head?
This fucking stream is laggy and shit, anyone have a different link?
Oh shit Scorpibro just snipped Snek
4chan stop
>>707961830
He goes by Godrat now. leaving his old form he is now the beast god of the deathbattle, killing and eating everything that is thrown at him
centipede is eating spiderbro's ass...
By the way, isn't the streamer basically wasting money on those fights?
centipede venom paralized spiderbro.
spiderbro's meat is being sucked out now.
all alive. how cruel. RIP spiderbro.
I want to see the godrat to get summoned then fuck up everyone
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
>>707961898
Additionally he has PTSD issues and doesn't remember his family but only knows how to fight and eat the limbs of his prey while they watch.
>>707961940
I'm surprised he gets it all to himself.
Awwww shit, second scorpio.
What the fuck another scorpion
another useless scorpion
Scorpbro got ballsier now that he gotta new buddy
>>707961985
Yeah, he's probably just trying to get rid of them for some reason.
how do i register on pandatv? i need a chinese number to register
OH SHIT
SCORPBRO 2.0 STUNG SNEK
CHAOS
>>707962045
No one knows. You basically need to be a chink yourself.
what kinda snake is that?
I feel pretty bad for the Snek, its not like he can even fight them but his body is a gigantic target
>>707961629
Scorpibro gets back up
snek wants out
>>707962055
Yeah saw that. He got a few stinks in too,
>>707962045
Don't.
www.rabb.it/r/bzn0d5
>>707962055
snek is dying
Snekbro trying to climb through the glass :(
>>707962130
dying or just freaking the hell out?
Somebody that can type chink tell them motherfuckers to dump the fire ants on all of them NAO!
Why don't the scorpibro just start chopping these niggas up?
Snek's movements look erratic
man i want snek bro to live
>>707962180
look at his moves
he's getting paralyzed
new thread?
>>707962230
i call that bullshit
>>707962104
Snek has trouble trying to clime out as the stings from the scorpi-brohters starts to take effect
Damn it would be wild in there if he threw both Godrat and Digger in to clean house after this shameful display.
>>707961985
>>707962041
he get donations
Those scorpbros clash like the titans
>>707961888
Fuck off. I'll do what I want.
who took out spiderbro?
>>707962186
this!! fireants would fuck it right up!
SNEKBRO LIVES!
SNEK IS OUT !!!!
>>707962309
Last time the Legsnek killed Lobsterwasp.
SNEK ESCAPEE!!!!!!! YES
SNEK ESCAPE!
Snek is free
LMAO SNEK IS FREE!!!!
SNAKE ESCAPE
>>707962384
SNEK ESCAPED
OH SHIT SNEKBRO ALMOST ESCAPED THE BATTLE
DIE WITH HONOR YOU FUCKING PUSSY
SNAKE ESCAPES
snek saw his chance n bolted thru the door, classic - now the centipede is gapping it. is the final battle them vs. chink?
lol, put back in the dead spider
NOOOO FUCK OFF
ahah why did he get the spider back in there?
>>707962447
it's not dead completely
it still reacts to stimuluses
Crab enters battle!
best part is when he opens the door and they all escape
ooh yeah mister krabs
>>707962454
A WILD CRAB APPEARS!
CRAB
CRAB!
OH FUCK A CRABBY APPEARED
wtf is the drooling crab gonna do?
CRABBY IS HERE TO FUCK SHIT UP
Crabs not taking cetipedes shit
>>707961245
I'm no sadist, bucko. No more than anyone watching natgeo or animal planet.
bubblemouth is waaaay too chill
Thread of the New
>>707962253
>>707962253
>>707962253
>>707962253
Crabby uses bubblebeam, it does jack shit
>>707962590
Pretend to be a rock it looks like
We need the Rat /B/ros in there
WE WANT DIGGER AND GODRAT
4.3 million watchers?
lmao, puts in a bug then crushes it closing the door.
>>707961795
Kek is that The Butterfly Effect?
they need something angry in there
Cuddle Corner?
