ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
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I occasionally make up semi interesting stories of stuff that happens to me when I go out to tell my roommates.
my ex used to get fucked by my dog
Her Kik is digitalgalaxy
>>707443392
such as?
I browse 4chan hoping to find pics of my wife from hookups she's had.
>>707443479
Pictures or proof?
Never told anyone but here we go. My first sex was with my cousin, around age 11-12
>>707443520
I made up a story once that I got chased by a couple of sureno gang members while walking home. That's probably my worst lie just cus it was so useless and lame as fuck.
>>707443781
Happens.
>>707444058
How often do you think cause I have a same situation aha
I like women with dicks but im str8
>>707442856
I had one seven years ago....
Fuckin squekers
I helped my buddy chop his own leg and arm off. It was the happiest I've ever seen him.
My circumcision looks terrible. Made my dick look like little red riding hood if she was black and her hood was tattered by the big bad wolf
>>707444503
Why did he want that?
Every four or five months, I pick up a bag of meth and snort that shit for a week. Really check the fuck out of reality. Shit gets weird. But what I've noticed is that I get a good look at my insecurities, or what I perceive as them, after being up for 2 days.
Ive been wanting to trade pictures of my wife and hear what other people think or would do with her. Or at least thinking about doing it seems really awesome. I can't convince myself to actually do it. She'd fucking flip out.
>>707442856
i conspired with select individuals to encourage a campaign to send feminism well beyond the realm of banana to full potato. i was one of the guys who planned #hillary.
AMA
btw you nignog haters know you're the nignog now right?
women now own your country.
Ive been blocked from posting help!
>>707444803
hailary
>>707444601
>getting a good look at what makes you insecure
>up for 2 days
My grandma once walked in on me fapping to softcore porn on her tv in her room. I had hung out there all day because her house was close to my job. As she walked in I threw underwear back over my dick and pretended like I was watching something else, but because of the angle I was sitting in, my underwear was tight over my raging boner. She sat down and started talking to me and noticed my dick and started to rub my thigh. At this point I just pulled my dick out and she gave me the best blowjob I've ever had, swallowed my cum and went back down stairs. Happened a couple more times, and it was never awkward.
when i was 18 i spent a handful of years moving house to house of random elderly people killing them while pretending i was a relative or caretaker and suffocating them in their sleep then living in their homes for at least a year at a time.
when i started doing this mission impossible 1 was out on cable and i ordered it with my first victims credit card.
>>707444972
What city?
>>707444727
Is this your wife?
>>707445025
Yes
>>707444727
Are you into that cuckolding shit?
>>707445007
green bay wisconsin.
>>707445054
No idea. The thought of sharing pictures and hearing what people think/would do seems like it could be fun but I dont think id actually share her. Also I dont know if sharing pics would be fun because Ive never convinced myself to do it.
>>707445073
How easy is the life?
>>707445043
She's pretty. Congrats, anon.
>I would love to eat her out and give her a good dicking after.
>>707444572
pics?
>be 17
>in highschool
>hot math teacher
>8/10 face 12/10 ass
>one day in class
>she's helping the student next to me
>she's bending over talking to him
>her ass is like two inches from my hand
>knocks pencil off desk
>out of reflex lean over to grab it
>hand bumps her in the virginia
>she jumps up and gives me a shocked look
>tells me to go into the hallway
>she comes out and tells me to come to get after school
>end of the day
>walks into her room
>she locks door and she starts flirting with me
>we start making out
>i eat her out she gives me a handy
>this continues once or twice a week for the next month or so
>mfw i still failed her class
I want my wife to fuck me with a strapon
>>707444951
>
fake
I tried to have sex with my playmate when I was 9 , I took her clothes and her pantie. but I dont know what to do
I dont understand Why my dick became so big and that feeling..
>>707445292
>failed her class
Shoulda made an effort to study then.
Lazy/10
>>707444972
ive done somthing similar
>>707442856
I have no secrets.
Would love my picture to be the subject of cock tribute. It's sexy and a little creepy but in a good way. Hate the the thought of having my pic out there in that context though.
> wonder if the bf would be up for doing it for me
>>707445292
She failed you and you didnt even get laid.
Damn. I would almost be disappointed if this happened to me in life. You clealy didnt have enough D to fulfill her schoolslut fantasies.
>>707445482
Just post your pic and the internet will do the rest. You can't be blamed for what some monkey wants to do to your image.
Id hate to say it but maybe not post it here since it could easily be traced to you based on what you just posted. Otherwise id be saying post now
>be me
>live at my ex gf's house
>lives with mom and younger brother
>been together for 3 years, she starts taking contraceptive pills
>her libido falls down to the 9th circle of hell.
>im always horny and want to have sex but she always refuses
>i need to get off somehow but cant because there is always someone in the house
>get brilliant idea
>tell gf i need to go take a shit
>start jacking off
>feelsgudmen.jpg
>notice dirty clothse bin
>open it up, see gf's mom's underwear
>of fuck.jpg
>take it start smelling/licking it smells like pussy
>get super hard, but decide its not enough
>search the bin some more and find her lil brothers (13 at the time) underwear
>should i do it? Fuck it
>start smelling/licking both and imagine a threesome with them
>best cum i had in 3 months
>continue this for 2 months somehow it gets boring
>want to spice it up again somehow
>notice moms and brothers toothbrush
>fuckme.jpg
>start brushing my balls with moms toothbrush and insert brothers toothbrush in my ass then brush my dick with them
>cum on toothbrush, do this for months
Last day when she broke up with me because "love wore off" tell her what i did, she looks at me wih disgust and starts screaming i bolt out of the house and start puttig on my shoes, hear her on the phone screaming at her mom about what i did after that i never saw them again.
i got my sister pregnant. didnt have it though.
My (Now ex) girlfriend is thirteen, I'm sixteen, we've fucked and be been honestly concerned if that makes me a pedophile
>>707447610
If she can walk, she's good enough to fuck
I fucked my teacher in high school (I graduated at 17 so). He was pathetic as all hell though, comparing me to his wife saying I was much better. Of course I was you fuckstick pedophile, you're fucking a minor. So that turned me off because he wasn't sexy anymore for being a beta. He was like 40 with kids
>>707447837
Idk but that actually makes me feel better
I once stole candy from my mama.
>>707447837
>If she can walk, she's good enough to fuck
Thanks /b/ for letting me meet her.
I can successfully samefag
>>707447610
It doesn't make you a paedophile. You should be considerably older than her.
>>707448119
Prove it
>>707448119
>>707448179
Saméfag
>>707448132
am i pedofag if she was 12 and i was 19?
take into consideration that she was hot though.
>>707448208
Prove it
I had some for of hpv tgat I dididnt get checked for and I spread it to atleast 10 girls via tinder over a span of 2 years. Im itchy everyday fam
>>707448215
Yes you were.
>>707448270
bump
>>707448208
Nice try
>>707448252
they deserve it.
>>707448364
Mobilefag
>>707448364
LOL nice edit kiddo
I have two fuckbuddies at work, one of which I raked a few years ago. My sex drive has gone through the roof and my wife has been putting out more to compensate. My body is starting to feel weak and spongey.
virgin
>>707443781
Don't worry anon, my first sex was around age 5 and it was not with my cousin. It was with two random girls. Good times...
>>707448677
Babies first sex
I'm addicted to 4chan
i have too many repeating digits
>>707448809
True
>>707447610
No that does not... Only hebe...
>>707442856
I wasn't born on Earth.
>>707448439
All natural. No makeup
>>707449031
>>707449006
i have tasted heaven.
100% recommended before you die.
>>707448484
What type of rake did you use? I'm fond of my true temper 22 inched but if yours is getting you pussy I might want to upgrade.
>>707449031
No one was, we all came from our mothers vagina.
one time when I was 16 I felt a girls butt while she was sleeping. I feel terrible about it.
>>707449031
Were you one of the young members of the mile high club?
>>707449129
Have been in heaven many times already bro
I read the Runescape novels.
>>707449255
god dammit anon. tell me a story warms your heart.
a story that never happened obviously. never ever happened.
So this one needs backstory. At age 10 my dad told me I had three sisters that were from an affair. The oldest at the time was nine. For the next two years we all go about getting to know each other. One day when I was 12 the oldest, Kari, pulled me to the side and told me that she wasn't really my sister and she liked me. I asked a bunch of questions and at the end I believer her. So we started to mess around. Kissing touching etc.
One day my hormones got to me and I wanted to fuck. I don't remember what I said but she said yes. It was the basement and we went missionary and came quickly. I'll never forget how good it felt and how warm her pussy was. However as soon as I pulled out and shot my load, shame washed over me because I wasn't sure she wasn't my sister.
Anyways over the next 6 years we fucked around, on and off. Trying to keep it secret and then she went and had her life and I mine. We just drifted apart because we knew that this wasn't going to be. Long term.
So now 20 years later, I was speaking with the other two sisters who were indeed my sisters. There were accusation that my dad was messing with Kari. I didn't believe it and placated my sisters that my dad wouldn't do that. Something stuck in mind though. When my mom found out that at age 13 Kari went to live with my dad she had suspicious thoughts on the situation. I chalked it up to my mom being mad and just seeing something that wasn't there. So about three years after my sisters and I have the conversation, my dad died. He was old and it wasn't as mich as a shocker.I guess he and I not talking for 5+ years also has effect.
After everything with his death, I have a nagging sensations to speak with Kari. She and I over the years have kept in contact but sporadically. I had alot of disdain for her and kept our contact salty. She agrees to meet and we tall, specifically about my dads death. I then muster up the courage and ask if my dad did stuff to her when she lived with him at age 13.
>>707442856
Used to fuck this girl on the left quite regular.. She's married to a guy I know. She's a pure slut. But I do feel quite bad about it. She can suck good dick tho.
>>707449537
Oh jew!
>>707449352
>>707449374
Runescape fool, novels read, my gold is gone, my knight is dead
I once had a friend with bpd and i said something to get which made her think she was fat and she got depressed and drank herself nearly to death because of it
>>707449667
greedy faggot. i just needed to fap to something else other than my memories.
Her response was yes and it nerved me. It freaked me out that my dad committed pedophila with a girl he tried and sell off as my sister.
It sickened me that around the same time we both were having sex with Kari.
Ever since then I've distanced myself from anything with my dad. Ive also reflected on the things he did and if there was any way I could have stopped it.
Thankfully he didn't do anything to my real sisters because I asked them. They don't know about Kari and me or that Kati confirmed their suspicions but they don't remember him doing something to them.
Fucked up...my dad was seriously fucked up in the head.
>>707444879
>i am 12
>>707449983
Pics of Kari?
>>707447837
This
>>707449983
Your dad had a micro penis then, if you stick your dick in a 13 year old her pussy would enlarge it would be like a 20 year old took a bbc for the first time, and if you fucked her and her pussy was normal then that proves my theory.
So to wrap this up your dad had a micro penis which was probably the cause for your parents divorce. Check m8
i stole underwear from my sisters cute friend when she was staying over once
ive fapped with them alot, never came on them of course
she now has a semi successful local kinda neo-punk something band with her brother
Recent pics of Kari wouldn't do her justice, she's really let herself go. When we were messing around, she was hot as fuck.
>>707450109
MODS
>>707449152
underrated
>>707444377
>im str8
kek
>>707450366
Lol faggot you dumb as fuck. You can always stretch her pussy gradually with your fingers. And even if you had any point - there can be dozen of other reasons for a divorce you virgin 12yo trying to fit it.
Fucking kids
>>707444951
We know it's fake cause :
>never awkward
>>707450366
>caring this much
Get out newfag
i like to browse 9gag, not because of the content but because you can browse it brain afk before sleeping
I was bullied pretty bad in high school. One day my bully set my hair on fire, burned my scalp pretty bad. So I waited months and months. Stalked him a ton, real creepy like. Then I waited for him on his walk home and hit him in the back of his head with a piece of wood.
Cowardly yes, but he was far bigger than me so I used brains and cowardly tactics to win.
Feel bad now though, he's pretty much retarded now, thing is he was so stupid anyway I don't know if I gave him brain damage...
Tits for no reason.
>>707444503
is this you anon?
>>707451881
*>pic unrelated
>>707442856
I am not a vocal person.
There isn't something that allows me to change that considering sex, as much as I would like to I really can't.
The words don't come quickly to me and I don't want to fake sounds to make it more interesting, that feels wrong.
It's boring but that's me without any alcohol influence.
i'm a fully functioning drug addict. crystal meth is my drug of choice and i have a high ranking job at a chartered accounting firm, own my own apartment at 24, do triathlons and coach my nephew's football team. i do all of this while hiding my very real drug addiction from everyone in my life. my dealer is the only person in the world who knows
>>707452018
Every time I see this picture I try to find the story but fail. So fucking crazy.
When I'm fucking my wife I pretend it's my step daughter or one of her friends.
>>707452352
it´s a Horror cabinet were u can stand behind the table and it Looks like this.
>>707442856
I looked after my cousins house while she was on extended holiday and cross dressed in her clothes. They were fairly tight but I have a pretty thin build so they fit. Also I'm like 5'9'.
>>707445363
>When I was 9
>Still 9
I get off reading Transformation Erotic comics.
>>707445292
>failed her class
epic.
When I was 13 I let my dog lick and dick and ass until I came, then he lapped that up too. Also touched his dick a few times but never had the courage to suck it.
>>707452249
how long are you going to be able to afford being high functioning?
>>707453226
Post this as your Facebook status if dubs
I've been in love with my best (girl)friend for over 8 years (im male)
>>707453315
You kys if dubs
>>707451881
you waited months and months to hit him in the head with a piece of wood?
holly shit man
>>707453366
I got Dub dubs confirms lol, do it fag
>>707453366
Anon has to deliver now.
>>707453325
Tfw she has a bf and you have to pretend to be happy.
>>707443781
How old was your cousin?
>>707449983
committed pedophila? the fuck
>Statutory rape
>>707453366
>>707453456
>>707453472
Slicing wrists as we speak. Kek wills it.
>>707453563
Livestream if singles.
My girlfriends daughter is obsessed with me and climbs on and like grinds her pussy on me every chance she gets, sometimes it gets me hard
>>707444803
I do hope you realise you are only partially succesful . For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction
When I was a young teenager (more than half my life ago now) I had an elementary school girl living with my family for a short time. She caught me jacking off one day, I was a stupid horny kid and didn't stop. She watched, then she was curious, asked questions, wanted to touch. Eventually we ended up fooling around almost every day until her family moved out.
I sometimes wonder if she hates me for that, even though she was super into it at the time.
>>707444972
So you're a serial killer, huh?
when i was 25 i had a 12 year old girlfriend.
buckets all the time.
>>707447610
Underage, get out friendo :^)
>>707453614
I'm dying.
I once posted a friends phone number, along with her name and a nip slip pic on /b/.
(980)-275-9696
>>707453408
If I did it right away it would have been obvious it was me, a dish best served cold and all that.
Technically hit him three times. He dropped like a sack after the first one, but I wanted to be sure he stayed out till I got away so I hit him twice more. Probably overkill he was in hospital for a while. Not sure how long as he never came back to school.
lost my v-card to a crossdresser twice my age
>>707453821
Cutting the wrong way
>>707453660
Nothing wrong with that, she wants you to get hard.
>>707442856
I play action man since I'm a child, now i'm 22yo. I mostly imagine Dragon ball z like fight and it's quite epic
>>707453821
2edgy4me anon.
>>707453943
*Got fucked by a mentally ill man. Good job Anon.
>>707454046
At least he has had sex you virgen
>>707453660
How old is she?
I want to nurse a cute short feminine guy / girl from my milky boob and be their mommy.
I'd wanna treat them like my kid, making them hold my hand in public, giving them rules or punishing them, having them wear a school uniform
i'd be in heaven, even more so if i had a son and daughter together
>>707451881
Pasta or have you told the same story other times here?
>>707453821
it´s Happening OMG
>>707447862
Pic?
Sometimes my wife drinks too much and passes out. I've let other men grope her naked body on a few occasions. She has no idea. I feel guilty but won't stop
>>707453968
It's my first time killing myself, give me a break.
>>707453825
Forgot pic
>>707454123
At least I can spell VIRGIN.
>>707454194
Told it about three times before on here.
I'm retarded
My mom's finger friend in the back of her car.
Am I doing it right?
I have a a preference for girls with thick thighs and big asses. My gf however is nowhere near that. She's not thick but she's not skinny, somewhere in between. I am constantly lusting after other girls on my college campus and I always think about cheating on my gf, I can't help it. I've done it a couple times already and she hasn't found out.
Lately my ass craving has been getting worse, I've been considering fucking an escort.
>>707454703
I'll add if she's a big booty escort have her get on top. My god.
I love my rooster more than my family he is my only friend
Drugged a 5 year old boy with antipsychotics and stuck my dick in his asshole til I came. Was baby sitting him etc.
Fucked up maybe?
>>707455401
Yea bro totally fucked up. You gay or summat?
i like girls
Fuck, never shared this to anyone, yet alone shared anything on 4chan.
>Be 11 (year is 2006)
>Hang out a lot with best friend at the time
>Semi regular sleepovers
>At sleepover
>My best friend shares room with his little sister (about 2 years younger)
>He told me to sleep in his bed and went downstairs to sleep himself
>His sister turned on the tv to help her fall asleep. Asleep after like 5 minutes.
>Tv usually turns itself off after like 10-15 minutes unless you turn off the option
>Sat at his computer playing Runescape or something until like 2am
>Get up from my chair and climb up to look at bf's sister sleeping. Standing on the ladder
>generally curious
>She looked so cute and innocent
>hardon.jpg
>Retard mode activated!
>Try to touch her with my dick
>justoutofreach.gif
>Go around, semiclimbing onto the bed
>She's got her quilt up by her belly, revealing her legs and panties
>generally curious
>breathe on my hand to make sure it's warm and doesn't wake her up
>gently touch her up her leg
>IT'S SO SOFT
>diamondsgotnothingonme.png
>Level 2
>slowly manage to pull her panties down a bit
>same tactic as before, breathe on hand, slowly walk myself up to her private parts
>IT'SSOSOFT
>Carefully listening to her breathing to not wake her up and have a really awkward, potentially life ruining moment
>Rub her really slowly
>After a while I taste my finger
>Doesn't taste much
>Still awesome
>Spit on my finger and work toward her hole
>She began breathing heavier than before
>Slowly moving my finger inside of her
>SUDDENLY! She fucking sits up like a mummy and stares at me with dead eyes
>Jump the fuck back and land on the floor making a loud bang
>She just falls right back to sleep
>Nobody in the house woke up
>Get back to playing on the computer
>She wakes up for real after like 30 minutes and stares at me as she climbs down and turns on the tv then goes back to sleep
Cont?
>be me
>make throw away snapchat accounts
>add random guys from reddit/4chan
>send them fap pics and vids
>they tell me they wanna suck my cock
>i cum buckets
>but have gf
>have lots of sex with her
>no interest in messing with guys
>just like attention and showing off
>>707455659
Ben?
In high school I would steal my friends panties and masturbate/cum on them while doing it on video.
I wasn't bright.
>>707455524
More
>>707455524
Cont.
Fastforward to 2 weeks later...
>"Hey bro. Sleepover this weekend?"
>"Nah, my sister doesn't want you to sleepover"
>pokerface.jpg
>I'm absolutely horrified on the inside. Did she wake up for real? Did she notice? Did she tell absolutely everyone? Is my life over?
Fastforward to now >>
>We still hang out on a regular basis
>Apparently no one knows of what happened back then
>Didn't see his sister much after she started going to high school until just recently
>Mfw she's super friendly
>Mfw I still don't know whether she know
>Wat do?
>>707455524
sure fuck it
>>707442856
i urinate in the sink, never the toilet.
>>707455792
>>707455524
Pretty shitty greentext, I know.
My first one ever, after all.
>>707455792
horrible fucking ending, go kill yourself
>>707455843
The thing is, this is greentext might not be finished.
>>707455524
My cock wants more
I got caught when i was 12 by my aunt sucking my cousins dick...he was 5. I'm also a dude. Luckily the family decided not to press charges. Never spoke of it till now. I'm now in my 30's.
>>707455462
Not even gay, don't really know why I did it.
>>707455792
Okay, so the thing is, her brother's been telling me that she's been mumbling about me quite frequently while drunk. Not sure what to do, or even if I should do anything?
I foolishly shared pictures of my gf a year ago on here after a long time of being away; little did I know about the archive sites. I couldn't think straight for a month after finding out, now that fgts,jpg died only a few remain floating around without any face pics or ways of connecting the pictures together.
Honestly if you ever think about showing off your gf on here don't!
I killed a man.
>>707442856
>be me
>2 years ago
>really drunk one night with my best friend
>best friends for 7 years
>both want to go home
>we get to his place
>both really horny
>both VERY drunk
>both straight
>sucked each others dick
>69
we promised to never tell another soul, i kept that promise until now
>>707455792
protip: she knows
>>707456169
just to watch him die?
I'm a home health care provider and I'm having sexual contact with a husband and wife. Neither knows about me being with the other.
>>707456291
reminds me of the plot for Rocky Horror Picture Show.
>>707456174
Jokes on you, we don't have souls.
>>707456507
never saw it
>>707456066
Did that with a friend I was trying to show off, someone was able to trace her from a watermark a pro photographer used. Spooky.
>>707456174
you a uk fag?
>>707456229
In Reno
An engaged girl from hr gave me a blowjob in my office yesterday
>>707442856
>be me
>be around 12 at the time
>local kids decided to play a soccer match
>join in with some friends
>guys of all ages from about 9-14
>I'm taller than some of the other kids
>the little 9-10 year old got the ball
>"stop him!"
>run after him
>as a last resort I decided to pull back his trousers to stop him
>grab
>get a hold of 'something'
>stop the kid and take the ball of him
>kid stops there and looks at me
>he made this face
>pic related
it was an accident but I can't help but feel weird about the whole thing
>>707456066
>Honestly if you ever think about showing off your gf on here don't!
nice dubs and all...but stfu
wore my aunt's thong when i went to her house
I stole a bra and some panties from a friend. I uploaded a video online of me cumming on them.
>>707457087
another bra
>>707456750
story? rating?
>>707456646
>>707456797
I just wouldn't - the risk is too high! Fuck archives though.
I fucked my best friend's girlfriend the day before he proposed. She was a virgin and they were both "waiting" till they got engaged. She always wanted me, but I refused to date that crazy bitch.
They're married now, and he still doesn't know.
>>707457667
Holy shit. I'm in pretty much that exact situation.
I like to tie my wife up and take pictures and of her when she is blindfolded because she won't send me nudes for fun (I see her naked everyday, but something about pictures and video of her turns me on MORE than actually seeing her naked in the flesh)
Pic related
I can only get hard and cum by fantasizing about my adult daughter.
>>707455524
>>707455792
Re-done the second part:
Fastforward to 2 weeks later...
>"Hey bro. Sleepover this weekend?"
>"Nah, my sister doesn't want you to sleepover"
>pokerface.jpg
>I'm absolutely horrified on the inside. Did she wake up for real? Did she notice? Did she tell absolutely everyone? Is my life over?
After that she got into this annoying 14 y/o phase, which made her really unattractive. Still hot, but annoying.
Not much happened after that for a while, except for like some halfconversations in between her brother telling her to shut up.
>After a while best friend moved, so we kept hanging out online through games and such
Fastforward to now, 5 years later >>
>Started hanging out with best friend in person again a few months ago
>Mostly working out together, playing games, going out to eat once in a while since he's super rich now
>One day he picks up his sister after we've been out fucking about with his car
>"Hi Anon!" *big smile*
>"Oh hey" *polite smile*
>Apparently she's super happy to see me
>Give her a compliment about her tan this summer
>She gets super excited "Thanks Anon!"
>Turns out she's gotten really fit and outgoing
>Easy 9/10
Later I continue to hear stories about her talking about me while drunk. One time she even mistook her brother for me when he drove her home from a night out.
We look nothing alike, she was prolly shitfaced at that time
>Apparently still no one knows of what happened back then
>Mfw she's super friendly
>Mfw I still don't know whether she knows/cares
>She still messages me from time to time
<< MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT DEVELOPS >>
>>707457806
I think the worst part was a couple days before the wedding. Sitting in a room with all of us HS and College friends (including my now wife), catching up, and I realized I'd fucked every single girl in there, but none of them knew about each other.
That's when I realized I was a bit of a slut.
>>707458109
You might have made that ending even gayer, anon. Not sure,too close to call
>>707458296
Thanks
I tried
>>707458256
Shit happens, I guess.
>>707452172
same as me, except alcohol doesnt change me much either
>>707456291
you're having sex with a couple of 90 year olds? congrats! keep it a secret.
Every time I back from a deployment I fuck my older bros wife, she started secretly flirting with me at a family event two years ago and soon after we hooked up, she only stays with him because he is making bank, she told me that if I had his money she'd be mine, jokes on her as even if I had his money I'd never takes her because how can you ever trust someone who is willing to fuck her husbands own brother!?
i tackled some random person when i was half naked during a shroom-induced psychotic episode. I've never attacked anyone before or since and have never been able to understand what part of me did that
>>707458972
he's 60, she's 55 and bed-ridden
>>707459107
So do you hate your brother or are you just a shitty person?
>>707459370
She's the shitty person. He's just having fun. Get off your high horse, tard.
>>707442856
I steal panties whenever I get the chance.
I have access to people's homes (kind of like a cable guy), and I always check out the pictures of the girls on the walls. Doesn't matter how old, but I like em anywhere between teens to 30. Especially if I meet the girl at the house. I'll try to use their bathroom and rummage through the hamper for some dirty panties.
Then I take them home and jerk off smelling that pussy. I'll lick the discharge on the panties, and that makes the pussy smell on the panty even more. It smells SOO good, I get hard as diamonds instantly, and cum pretty hard.
I keep about 1-2 in rotation. Everytime I have 3, I'll jerk off in my least favorite one, making sure I rub my dick all over the area where the pussy was.
Currently have a thong from a hot blonde milf of 30 years, who I got to talk to at length, knowing her panties were in my pocket the entire time.
I also have a pair of panties from a 21 year old latina. The latina is gorgeous, big eyes, tall, petite tits, and that nice perky latina ass.
>>707459505
Fucking your brothers wife seems pretty shitty to me. I guess I actually get along with my brother tho.
>>707459245
what else... i also made a girl fall in love with me then rejected her when she finally came round. that felt bad, but it aint my fault she didn't see what she felt until i was fucking someone waaaaay hotter. who was also ok with me fucking her anyway, so really, she just wrote herself out of the situation by being monogomous. But i guess at the same time i did manipulate her into only having eyes for me, so i guess it's a little morally ambiguous.
>>707443479
Does her name happen to be Whitney
>>707459370
I am a shitty person and I've never been on great terms with my older brother, I freely admit that it gives me immense satisfaction when I blow my load in her, I would even have fucked her if she was ugly as home made sin just because she was his.
Every time my little sisters 14 year old friend comes over to stay the night, I wait for her to fall asleep and jerk off over her, cumming all over her multiple times throughout the night. Somehow, she's never woken up.
Btw, I'm 22 years old.
I'm looking forward to it again this Friday! No shame lol
>>707460319
enjoy jail time when she wakes up, they like coming on things there too
i'm moot
>>707442856
Everyone thinks I'm just studying Japanese to live and work only in Japan. But, I'm secretly studying Korean and Mandarin, while also applying to positions in Korea and China.
>>707460490
join best korea so you survive WWIII
>>707460667
I would, but there's no background music there.
Went to a bar with my wife and sister and the next morning we all woke up naked together. My sister freaks out and rashes to go get the morning after pill. None of us can remember anything.
>be me 28
>mom dies of cervical cancer
>I'm the only child of an only child
>no father, mom never knew his name and would always change the subject when I asked about it, after a while I stopped asking
>I now have my moms home as well as my grandparents home to inherit
>go see family lawyer and he reads out the will to me, then gets to the end of the will and hands me a sealed letter from my mom
>open it and there are six hand written pages in there, read through them
>MFW, she tells me that grandpa was my daddy, that they loved each other very much (and often!!) and that she only regrets not being brave enough to not tell me before her death!!!!
Well at least now I know why grandma was always so standoffish with me!!
>>707460852
what do you care, now you have two houses
>>707457851
We're gonna need more of this, anon
I'm leaving /b/ today for good.
As soon as my thread 404's
Actually, as I've announced that, it's not really a secret anymore
>>707460779
That sucks you can't remember. Would give a nut to fuck my wife and her sister at the same time.
I'm a massive faggot.
>http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/nothin-but-nunu
>>707460987
>now you have two houses
Three including the one I already had, mom had rented out hers and was living in her parents home after they died, I've rented out my house and moved into my grandparents home too now because it is the tits and has some nice land around it too.
In an funny twist I once asked my mom for a banjo for Christmas when I was about 12, she bought me an electric guitar instead claiming they didn't have any good banjos at the music store in town!
>>707460852
So you're your own uncle
Be me at 16
Have regular sex with cousin 15 (long story).
One of the days when we were doing it raw, i accidentally came inside her. Acted like i only came after i pulled out.
Think she knew, but didnt bother.
We stopped using condoms ever since and now i kinda have a fetish for cumming inside her "without her knowing"
Havent knocked her up yet lol
>>707461168
I've tryed so hard to try to remember what happened. My wife remembers getting a cab for us and getting frisky with my sis in the back of the cab and eating out my sister. We haven't hurd from my sister to ask her what she remembers.
>>707461436
yep it gives me a headache just thinking about it, I suppose I should be angry about it all but mostly I just find it damn funny
>>707461622
Oh wait it was YOUR sister? That's fucking crazy. I want to bang my SIL not my sister. That's fucking hot that your wife ate your sister out. What is the probability that you fucked your sister? Also is your sister hot and have you thought about fucking her before?
>>707461618
Dangerous game, anon. When I did that she eventually ended up knocked up and kept it.
>>707461380
>funny twist
>>707461785
The probability is pretty high that I was in my sister and I've thought about my sister when we was younger. My wife said she is very hot.
>>707460319
Record it
>>707442856
I've killed 7 people
>>707462111
Got a no face pic of her?
I've been in love with the same person for over 10 years. They are just starting to take notice of me but after all this time I'm not sure he's ever going to see me that way. I strive for him and I know he thinks I'm beautiful butt I'm afraid between how weird my major in college is and how creepy I am I genuinely am I'm not sure he will ever be able to see how much I love him.
>>707461618
Don't knock her up I can tell you from experience that it hurts not being able to be a dad to your sun if he was raised thinking someone els is his dad.
I have nudes of this girl
>>707462231
No my sister comes to this site sometimes.
Why the fuck do I think that it still may work out with her in the end?
Logic dictates other wise, but my gut is very certain in it happening
>>707462175
I will this time, idk how to post the vids tho
>>707462111
Nice trips
That's fucking hot. Incest porn makes me fucking diamonds even though I have absolutely no desire to bang any of my family members.
Obviously your sister wanted the dick if she went home with you guys. Has your wife brought other women home before?
>>707462632
My wife is bi and has a best friend that comes over sometimes. I don't mind as long as I'm the only guy. I don't think my sister wanted anything to happen because of the way she was acting.
>>707461865
I know its bad but, Why not abort it?
>>707462338
But ever since that first time i came in her, and she pretended to not know. We both kinda liked having raw sex where i just fill her up with semen.
Anyways she was sooo tight as a 15 y/o its not worth to waste it with a condom
I forcefully kissed and sexually hugged my body against all my younger siblings when they were alone with me and too young to remember.
I started at 14.
>>707463227
I know it feels good my cousin and I have mest around sense I was 12 and her 14 we were always carful till one night it went to fare and now her second child is mine and he'll never know I'm his real dad.
I blackmail women and girls that have posted nudes of themselves on photobucket public buckets accidentally
>>707445073
Shit's kinda lewd but i love the image
>>707462403
>>707463765
you two should hang out
My stepdaughter and her friends always seem to flash me and show me there tits and vaginas by "accident" it happens all the time. I installed a hidden cam in her room to monitor for illegal drug use but i think she knows its there because she teases me in front of it. One time I noticed her fingering herself on her bed while i was at work.
>>707463161
You mean the way she was acting afterwards? How long has it been since you talked?
>>707454169
If you're female I could do that for you
>>707448484
You have a fuck buddy you've rape? Please explain
>>707463640
Oh i feel bad for you anon. I have this feeling that my cousin actually wants to get pregnant. Sometimes when i try to pull out, she locks her legs which forces me to empty my semen into her cunt. She makes sure she's well filled up/ overflowing with hot sperm before she lets go.
What would a 15 y/o wanna do with a child
Maybe i should get her on the pill lol.
>>707464127
It's been about a month sense my wife and I have talked to her. We know she's ok because I've asked my mom if she has found a job yet.
>>707443479
Lmao tfw you get a dogs sloppy seconds
>>707464244
She doesn't know it's me, it happened while she was at her second job. Never spoken a word about it
>>707464380
You should definitely get her on the pill she is to young for a kid
>>707460997
I've only got toys pictures on my phone, she's been doing diet/exercise for the last 3 months, but next time she is drunk/horny enough for bondage, I'll get a good amount of her new slimline body..
Anyway, want more?
>>707464415
Send your sister a pic of your cock to break the ice
>>707453166
I love them. It sucks. I recommend TSF Monogatari but I'm sure you've watched it. It's a little weird but the beginning is good. Only 2 episodes.
>>707464915
I don't think that's a good idea she might show are mom
>>707463161
Have you seen your wife and her friend make out
>>707452249
You're gonna crash hard. Let alot of people down. I feel for you anon.
>>707442856
I want to have sex with my father and don't konw what to do about it.
>>707465152
Then you can say it that as for your wife and you sent it by accident
>>707454423
No.
I enjoy punishing girls with a spanking.
>>707455401
"Maybe"... lol
>>707465278
Yes they have sex right in front of me. Her friend always stares at me like she's wants me to join but I know my wife would be pissed if I do so I just wacky off to them.
>>707455492
faggot
>>707465481
There names are completely different it wouldn't work
i did a pp in mi mouth
>>707464090
She's trying to get you to make a move on her so she can sue your degenerate ass for dat sweet settlement, and you deserve it for putting a camera in her room.
>>707460490
You will regret it if you move to china. As someone who just moved near there. You will find their culture is made up of a bunch of savages
>>707461162
That is precious. You think you can leave!
>>707465753
Can't be a pussy all of your life. Send the pic faggot
i am the most intelligent person on earth
>>707447862
Tits or GTFO Timestamp or it doesn't count, whore
>>707460490
Why do you want to learn Mandarin live in Korea or China and why do you have to be secretive about it?
I travel every other month for work, but I usually prolong the trip for 2-5 days to spend a few days partying and fucking escorts.
I've woken up to my uncle trying to put his dick in my mouth so I bit it and he punched me in the face. he is still locked up and my aunt blames me.
I ate out my nieces pussy when she was asleep during a holiday
>>707456169
Me too. I've made many decisions throughout my life and because of the butterfly effect some of those decisions like eating a sandwich probably caused a chain of events that ended up killing someone. Or I'm just a retard.
>>707466249
I don't want to fuck my sister
>>707456510
agreed
>>707462281
W-what is your mayor in collage and how creepy are you?
>>707442856
Pst
*I visit 4chan*
>>707458109
Are you a complete dumbass? Clearly she has feelings for you. She must've thought she had a sex dream about you and that's why she didn't want you over but now it's like "oh wait this is totally normal"
