REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>707128849
Replying
>>707128849
meh, sure why not...
DO THESE CUPONS STACK???
POST
>>707128849
post more
Can my girlfriend have a penis? I don't think I'd be happy otherwise. Waste of time really.
Might as well
Bitch I aint need no woman
>>707128849
>>707128849
Replying
>>707128849
reply
ok
reply
Staying inside all tommorow, we'll see how this one plays out
Need moar girlfriend
reply
Rolling
>>707129269
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>707128849
EVERYBODYS DEAD THEIR ALL FUCKING DEAD
sick
>>707129302
I'm just touching ur butt. Jeez
reply
ok
Meh, why not
Why not
>>707129163
Yes, keep posting in these threads and you'll have an army of girlfriends in no time
hummmm
sure m8
i went and ate lunch with her today so I have faith
>>707128849
God please let this happen
>>707128849
no school 2morrow
Eyyyyy fuck it
I am sorry Elizafags but this is my thread now.
>>707128849
Sure
>>707128849
one gf pls
Can I have a girlfriend (male) ?
Fuck china
Pplease god
>>707128849
My body is ready /b/
No fatties
>>707128849
It wont happen but
NICE
>40 minutes to midnight
good luck
couldn't hurt, right?
>>707128849
Couldn't hurt
>>707128849
go go go
No
i'd like that emma plz
can't get any worse
Ok
>>707128849
plz lord kek
more eliza
>>707128849
You lie...but will reply anyway.
Lies
erection
Nothing to lose, used pussy to gain.
>>707128849
r-really? i-i hope so.
Will she sit on my face?
Also, I'm a chair.
Tic Tacs have 1 1/2 Calories
Fuck it, I'll ask her to home coming
>18
> senior year
I won't be a lonely fag this year
>>707128849
plz
What if I don't want one?
>>707128849
OK :)
>>707128849
Man im trusting you.
>>707128849
eat shit and die
>>707128849
Niggers DO have souls!
ok
Oh boy Oh boy
ehh why not
>>707129953
This
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE
nigger
>>707128849
we'll see
Can't wait to meet my new hoe.
>>707128849
PLEASE
>>707129953
Dan?
ohh boy i hope a loser like me can get a gf too
doubt but let's go for it
I'm not going outside tomorrow, can't wait to see how this works out.
>>707128849
You're gonna have to guarantee me the quality of this girlfriend, otherwise I'm not replying to shit.
>>707128849
i need a girlfriend
>>707130079
Rob?
>>707128849
Read em' and weep, the dead man's hand again
If she leaves her boyfriend, I would.
all aboard the gf train choo choo lol :)
>>707128849
ok ty op
Bish plz i decided to talk to people i like today
why not?
>>707128849
have you ever lived so hard it hurt?
>>707128849
Oh mighty Kek, please grant me the benefits of your munificence!
>>707130169
Negro?
What can go wrong
>>707128849
niiiiiiiiiice thanks anon ur the best
Oh boy!
Just hoping
>>707128849
pls
Replying for good measure
Don't fuck with me
I mean do it
It didn't work last time. She. Actually stopped talking to me a day later haha... Maybe it'll work this time. Maybe I won't die alone.
God I hope this works.
>>707128849
fuck it
please
Go to sleep for faster results?
>>707130294
Cracka?
>>707128849
Ay caramba
I want a girlfriend. 3:
>>707128849
I know it's not true, but i'm also very lonely.
Wish
>>707128849
Bullshit. This is a get thread now.
K
>>707128849
But what if I want to be single forever?
>>707128849
Save me
>>707128849
Hope
>>707128849
whimmy wim wam wazzle
Ok
Fuck it
>>707130598
He knows
>>707128849
Will I have 2 tomorrow then or just the same one I have now?
fukye
>>707128849
Bullshit
(I honestly don't care anymore)
>>707128849
O really?!!?
>>707130579
you already achieved that
plz i need this
ez
"press B to doubt"
>Furiously presses B
>>707128849
replying again
But I'm a little faggot...
Why not try even though I know that she likes someone else
no way
Cool
Ye sure
>>707130680
The condition of the OP only states that you will have a girlfriend.
In the event that you have one already, the condition is already fulfilled and you will not receive a new girlfriend; however, in the event of a traumatic death or sudden break up, a new girlfriend will be given to you.
dbf
>>707128849
cant hurt
Meh I need a booty to plow for the winter
might as well give it a shot amirite
>>707131024
no, younorite
I have dream
>>707128849
Will she be hot?
I really need one only so I can stop fucking my mattress
k
>>707128849
im a fucking loser
>>707128849
Hope I will
>>707128849
What if I don't want a girlfriend?
>>707128849
I'm actually going to chill with some hoes tomorrow
doubt it
>>707128849
Please Steph
Gib me the girl of mah dreamss
>>707128849
REEEEEEEE
I have to reply because there is this girl I like and I think she likes me back but she has a boyfriend. I wouldn't mind if I was just a fuck buddy.
k
Fuck it
post
>>707128849
waifu get
Np
100% legit
Sheiiittt why not
>>707128849
I want a boyfriend instead...
>>707128849
o.o
Sleep tight spagetto
why not
>>707128849
>>707128849
plz anon
>>707128849
Only time ill respond to one of these, and only because its positive.
Yes
Already got one bruh
cute, please
>>707128849
yes i was trolled but meh
Let's go
I'm desperate
>>707128849
liar
Why not
>>707131127
fucking kek and k
>>707128849
Hayden Anderson
IMPOSSIBLE
j
>>707128849
lmao sure
>>707128849
sue
B====D
>>707128849
ANAl
I don't want a gf. I can't trust women so having a gf would be torturing for me.
But i'm replying to this thread anyway
Reply to this post or your gf will look like her
meh. dubs and i dont
Replying
Please
>>707128849
aight
please
but i want a boyfriend
I hope so
Reply
Worth a shot
Done
Sure!
>>707131832
damn
Tits or gtfo
>>707130513
With tits like that, how do you not have a gf already?
please
>>707128849
pls
y not
K
i wish
wow
if only
lets go
>>707128849
Yoh
thanks :D:D:D:D
kill yourself
>>707128849
Im desperate
>>707130938
I guess I'll go get the knife then
Hope
>>707128849
Literally not possible.
>>707128849
Do i still have dignity?
Pls
>>707128849
pfft ok nerd
OK, let's see it.
grill friend plz
>>707128849
please
:^(
If dubs all who replied will have no gf tomorrow.
>>707128849
Someone have the HD video no the xhamster version?
Ok
>>707128849
k fam
>>707128849
Please
>>707131474
Tough
but i won't even try...
Reply
I have nothing to loose!
n8
>>707128849
replying
>>707132350
Nigger
>>707132350
shut up nigger
Sweet. I can use a girlfriend
>>707128849
deal
roll
Neato
>>707132350
you're a nigger
Just had a breakup. I can only hope
I NEED ONE AWDJUAHWDJJHFDWJA
>>707132350
whatever you say, nigger.
Didn't work last time :/
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>>707128849
aight
>>707128849
eh whats there to lose
Fuck it why not
>>707131944
Check'd
>>707128849
be mine erin
Trips?
>>707132350
you have nothing to noose
omfg, i need this so bad!!
i just wanna say that i already know who i want as my girlfriend
>>707128849
Monsee pls
Pls
>>707128849
i need this in my life
kek no way
No I won't. It'll be like every other day.
>>707129061
Gay
hehehe xd
Well see
>>707128849
Please God
i still love her.
>>707128849
pls
>>707128849
ready for my shiny new girlfriend