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Thanks, m8
morning
>>706792468
Damn it.
>>706792279
>>706792308
morning, sup
>>706792517
not much, I've got a cold and kinda tired.
what's up with you?
>>706792517
Tired because my sleep was negligible, as usual. Also hungry, may get something to eat in a minute.
You?
Show me your toys
>>706792761
>>706792806
>>706792761
>>706792593
that sounds unfortunate.
i've just woken up and have class in 2 hours so I might play some games
>>706792597
it happens, best thing you can do is stick through it. i may also get something to eat soon.
see above
>>706792824
Need to take a better pic of Kippy sometime.
>>706792828
I try, but it interferes with my entire life since my sleeping is extremely erratic and poor. Fucking sucks.
>>706792828
I've got a writing class in about 3 hours and I have to add 150 words to an assignment for it.
what's your class?
>>706792806
Can you take all of the big one ?
>>706792806
What size is the Nova? Large?
>>706792823
as much as I don't want to sound like some kind of massive faggot, but those plugs/dildo don't look as safe as the two in the first picture...
>>706792956
yeah
>>706792983
it's a medium
>>706793028
how do you mean?
>>706793029
Huh, looks bigger than that. I like Nova, it's probably going to be my next toy. I want to go all out with a custom large one, but it's expensive as fuck. Literally 3x the price of Kippy since it was an inventory on sale for $72.
>>706792925
yeah it's going to be awful, that's just going to come with it though, unfortunately.
>>706792935
150 is nothing so that sounds easy enough.
introduction to web design, it's the third week and it's really easy
>>706793063
the opaque jelly is often made with various nasty/less that body safe materials and phthalates - in some cases they cause burns and other bad shit.
>>706793136
even at a medium it's pretty massive. yeah, those large ones get super expensive
>>706793139
sounds fun
>>706793207
I'll have to keep that in mind for them
>>706793535
meh it's just a 3 hour class and then I ride a bus back home for 45 minutes and I'm done
>>706793535
Yeah, it's like a pretty good size. But I'm a size queen who has been sticking things in his ass since he was 10. Even at 7.5" long and a 7.5" circumference knot, I can take Kippy without even warming up, and that was my first actual toy. It was even easier than I thought which is why I want to go all out on Nova. I'm sure I could handle it.
>>706792235
Is this from that crowdfunded Fox 'n Forests game?
>>706793734
wow, I need at least a little warm up to be able to play with nova. I'm sure you'd be able to play with pretty much any large toy no problem
>>706793952
Probably. I used to use water bottles which I measured at 8x8". With enough warming up, I could stick the base in first, and I'd fantasize that it was a horse cock, kek. But silicone is a hell of a lot softer than an unopened water bottle, so at 9.25 x 10", I don't know. The length will probably be the biggest obstacle.
>>706794135
wow, up until actual toys the biggest thing I used were a couple of fingers. my biggest obstacle with my toys were the knots
>>706794372
I started stretching at around 12 I think, and I could take my whole fist by 14. So yeah, I'm a massive fucking faggot.
Those knots are fun. They feel so good.
>>706794492
the knots are my favourite part of my toys. the feeling of popping over them is so great
>>706794665
I know, I love it. I want an actual doggo. I bet it couldn't even compare to the real thing.
wew
>>706794731
I want one of the larger chances, but getting them in canada is so expensive
>>706794912
hello
>>706794961
Hi what's up
>>706794859
>cocks leaking already
that's not really a fistfight is it.
>>706794981
not much, got a cold
you?
>>706794961
I bet it is. How much more does it cost?
>>706795010
Maybe they get off to fighting?
>>706795158
well they obviously do.
>>706795047
Been procrastinating on a paper and then I have work in a couple hours
>>706795220
Hot. I like blood and violence.
>>706795158
with conversion, shipping, and taxes, it probably comes out to around $300+
>>706795236
so have I. I've got like 150 words left, but I can't think straight
>>706795263
I for one don't.
I prefer dick.
butts are also fine
>>706795290
Wew lad. That's a lot more than I thought it would be for just crossing the border.
>>706795337
I like all three.
>>706795386
wonder how much it would cost to ship it overseas.
>>706795386
it's expensive, but worth it for such a fun ride
>>706795511
Cockwizard got a medium chance with a custom color and a cumtube, and he's a britcuck. Came out to almost $300, which is why I'm so surprised that it would cost near the same in Canada.
Then again, it's different currencies with different values.
>>706796000
if that's 300 pounds, then that's about $500 canadian.
>>706796099
Jesus, that's insane. Stuff like that is why I'd still rather stay here in 'Murica.
>>706793535
anyone got the young reindeer being fucked by bigger ones? the gif
>>706796525
is it this one?
>>706796577
ye ty
>>706792235
i hate this site for making me gay
>>706797231
You were already gay, fam. /b/ just awoke it for you.
>>706797467
wew dat gif tbh
![1446073312.belayalapa_[fa_wingit]_zeke_femboy_clr_rr.png](https://i.imgur.com/dmIlFUF.png "1446073312.belayalapa_[fa_wingit]_zeke_femboy_clr_rr.png")
![1466375138.belayalapa_[fa_ych]_no_213_femboy_nyan_clr.png](https://i.imgur.com/9AJmohU.png "1466375138.belayalapa_[fa_ych]_no_213_femboy_nyan_clr.png")
![1468732602.belayalapa_[quickcom]_wittykilf_nsfw_semiflat_shy_sub_clr.png](https://i.imgur.com/nVHnkbr.png "1468732602.belayalapa_[quickcom]_wittykilf_nsfw_semiflat_shy_sub_clr.png")
hey
hey guys
there are skeletons inside you all RIGHT NOW
>>706798343
I'm so spooked right now
![1472357483.belayalapa_[quickcom]_icarusskyhawk_flat_sfw_clr.png](https://i.imgur.com/42k92MG.png "1472357483.belayalapa_[quickcom]_icarusskyhawk_flat_sfw_clr.png")
![1472534433.belayalapa_[quickcom]_akunkun_sfw_flat_clr.png](https://i.imgur.com/vXnZJdP.png "1472534433.belayalapa_[quickcom]_akunkun_sfw_flat_clr.png")
>>706798343
oh shit
wat do
>>706798400
You'd better be and it's only gonna get spookier
spookday soon comrade
>>706798439
Tear it out of your skin.
![1473472235.belayalapa_[adopt]_princeofflames_ref_shiba_clr.png.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/p8m6De4.jpg "1473472235.belayalapa_[adopt]_princeofflames_ref_shiba_clr.png.jpg")
>>706798462
fug
ok
>>706798474
spook'd koshka
>>706798494
FASTER IT'S GONNA GET YOU
>>706798462
I don't know if I can handle the levels of spookiness this is aproaching
![1473480808.belayalapa_[adopts]_gazelle_ref_onyxheartwolf_clr.png.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qtfUycy.jpg "1473480808.belayalapa_[adopts]_gazelle_ref_onyxheartwolf_clr.png.jpg")
>>706798540
OH GOD, HELP ME
>>706798548
can any man?
>>706798563
IT'S TOO LATE EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF
![1473570379.belayalapa_[adopt]_modjo_shep_ref_clr.png.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JlHwrxS.jpg "1473570379.belayalapa_[adopt]_modjo_shep_ref_clr.png.jpg")
>>706798617
NOOOOO
>>706798617
I'm gonna have to go sit in a corner and try not to scream in fear
i just checked there is no skeleton inside me
![1474260648.belayalapa_[adopt]_modjo_tigerbear_ref_cheeb_clr.png.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UlqEO7N.jpg "1474260648.belayalapa_[adopt]_modjo_tigerbear_ref_cheeb_clr.png.jpg")
sometimes I think cats don't have skeletons because of how they move
but then I realize they just have very bendy skeletons
we've already lost.
>>706798677
Shoot yourself through the head and the skeleton will die too.
>>706798678
>he's the chosen one
>>706798745
If I just crush all my bones to dust will that get rid of the skeleton?
>>706798810
I assume that's how demos did it.
>>706798745
>tfw I will never be a stronk cat
I just want a be a bara tiger with a glorious mane, damn it.
>>706798881
GO HOME FAGGOT
>>706798881
I just wanna be an anime catgirl but god is dead and we killed him, only skeletons now
>>706798914
Where I lay my head is home.
And I wish it was only a stronk cat belly.
>>706798941
Fuckin skeletons. They're gay.
>no political drama to read
im glad the US is getting killed by a hurricane
>mfw the hurricane is literally a skeltal
We're fucked
>>706798988
yeah dude if I didn't have a skeleton I'd be the hetero-est but instead I've got bone in me at all times.
>>706798991
Sorry nothing interesting happened since the vp debate our bad
>>706799100
How unfortunate.
>>706798988
weren't you just hating on being homosex and wanting hard to be straight?
although it's only been like 3 days also
>>706799173
deboning as conversion therapy
fillet of fish the straight man's dinner
>>706799211
N-no! Faggot!
>>706799269
I don't like deboning. It's better to have a bone in me at all times.
>>706799294
yeah you were i remember your rants. being genetically inferior because of the liking cock, and wanting to die, but suicide is cowardly and proof of inferiority
>>706799353
>skeleton sympathizer
>>706799396
Well from a strict selection perspective homosexuality is certainly maladaptive but it's not an absolute barrier to reproductive viability, preference doesn't NECESSARILY circumscribe behavior.
>>706799396
Nah I think you're lying.
>>706799467
I am no skeleton sympathizer.
>>706799545
you're enabling the skelly subsisting inside you
>>706799599
No. No skellies are inside me.
>>706799522
i have no proof of this exchange, but it was the same day you posted your sexy sexy legs in socks.
>>706799642
>sexy sexy legs
Why thank you.
HOMO
come to think of it, there's been a couple posters who admitted to being skeletons
>>706799629
Either you or demos are lying. There can only be one chosen one.
>>706799701
Right?
>>706799743
I am the true chosen one.
>>706799701
Is it time for a witch-hunt?
>>706799785
what do we do to witches?
>>706799785
The two of you must duel beautifully for truth.
>>706799832
Witches don't exist, stupid, it's just a figure of speech. We're hunting SKELETONS.
You heard the man. Fite me, demos.
>>706799832
We BURN THEM
you're going down
>>706799885
And what do we burn apart from witches?
Nah. You shall lose, fuccboi
>>706799976
EVERYTHING
man I wish I wasn't in class so I could listen to that radiohead album again
>>706800023
You uncultured fuck.
>>706800166
You wanna fight me too, faggot?
