/sfg/ - subjectivefag general
doing combat against the skeletons edition
what's the best way to combat a skelly?
![[HISS].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2LEmD8s.jpg "[HISS].jpg")
according to dark souls, a blessed weapon
and I assume dark souls is the ultimate authority on skeleton removal
Faith based weapons.
>>706800251
You are correct.
Lye.
>>706800294
ur a lye
10 second victory let's goooo
>>706800273
I am not sure if my ar-15 is faith based
I guess if it had a crusader lower it would definitely be
>>706800294
morning para
>>706800323
Then make it a dedicated sketal killing machine
>>706800294
Tell me lyes, tell me sweet little lyes.
>>706800394
well it's also kinda important for the removal of coloreds
odds oatmeal
ebens watermelon
>>706800431
Then that's a win-win
>>706800304
>>706800431
SODIUM HYDROXIDE
Jesus..
>>706800331
Afternoon.
>>706800435
I don't see how these are mutually exclusive
>>706800465
I need a nice machete for the slashing of coloreds too. And maybe a blunt melee weapon for the smashing of skeletons. So many weapons, so little money.
>>706800566
well if i have watermelon now then i won't have anything for snack time
so
>>706800561
Dihydrogen monoxide.
>>706800561
how ya doin?
>>706800630
Oh.
I'm going to shove a bunch of sugar down my throat when I get out of class and hate myself it's gonna be sweeeeeet.
Literally? Literally.
>>706800561
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
>>706800566
Why not something that can do both?
>>706800634
Worst poison known to man right there.
>>706800695
but why
>>706800634
2-(bromoacetamido)-2'-chloro-5-nitrobenzophenone
>>706800663
Good and bad. Mostly bad.
>>706800712
Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
>>706800712
Because I like blades, honestly. If I get a sword with a nice hard pommel I could probably multitask with that.
>>706800746
I've lost control of my life.
>>706800782
how come?
>>706800782
I don't know what we're talking about anymore since chemistry is for nerd queers so here's me n u <3
>>706800782
My word is longer, get on my level.
>>706800785
That works too. I like blades as well.
Fuck, I just like weapons. Weapons are cool. I want an axe next.
>>706800864
That katana has a black blade, we're reaching levels of edgy I never thought possible.
>>706800785
how fun
whatcha gonna eat
>>706800834
I've spent way too much time arguing with someone who is self-righteous.
>>706800844
I might be a queer, but I don't fit the nerd criteria enough. Picture is very cute, by the way.
>>706800864
Yeah, but I bet my dick is even longer.
>>706800924
>not recognizing Tensa Zangetsu
What are you, fuckin' gay?
>>706801019
I don't think so.
>>706800966
donut
I keep meaning to get a donut and I keep eating responsibly instead
so today I'm going to have a donut
>>706801019
chemistry is pretty fucking nerdy my goat
>>706801029
I've never seen bleach and I'm more into european swords anyway
>>706801019
those kinds of arguments suck. you can never win them.
Well I've got to get ready for class. let me know how the skelly combat goes
>>706801136
Same, actually. I've just been a big fan of Bleach for a long time. I'd really like to get a Claymore because muh heritage.
>>706801136
you absolute fiend
>>706801037
Lay the cards on the table, then.
>>706801136
But I don't even wear glasses, my friend.
>>706801208
Farewell, traveler.
>>706801306
I'll lay you on the table.
And fuck you in the ass (6" btw)
>>706801235
I'm more about the continental blades but that's probably a muh heritage thing too since I'm more spanish than anything else identifiable.
>>706801242
It's going to be the best thing I do all day outside probably of playing hella melee.
>>706801306
Oh shit I'm nerdier than you.
>>706801355
sf why are you so lovably dorky
>>706801352
I'm 6" as well, so it's a draw.
>>706801355
You must feel pretty nerdy now, huh nerd?
>>706801416
it's probably the contrast of my hilariously over the top, belligerent ego with the sincere joy I find in my nerdy pasttimes.
>>706801442
I'll beat you up or something.
>>706801355
I like all weapons, really, especially big ones. Claymores, Zweihanders, all that cool shit. Cutlasses are neat too.
>>706801442
I know how we'll settle it: we jerk each other off, and whoever cums first loses.
>>706801542
Pens from your pocket protector won't harm me much.
>>706801570
Can I take my antidepressants first?
don't fight boys I'm smaller than both of you just fuck me instead
>>706801570
I'm much more about one hand or hand and a half swords at the largest. Gladii in particular are the best.
>>706801665
I'm american though I'll just shoot you.
>>706801665
No because then neither of us would ever cum.
Fuckin SSRI's.
>>706801710
Gladii are sick too. But one of my favorites it the Scottish Broadsword. That basket hilt just looks fucking awesome.
>>706801710
Bullets shot out can't make it across the Atlantic Ocean, I'm afraid.
>>706801721
Well, I'm on NDRI's, so..
>>706801847
Don't know much about em. I assume they also cause sexual dysfunction?
>>706801834
It looks, in a jpg on the internet, more like a sewing needle than a sword. I love it.
>>706801847
Not if you suck. I'm the best sniper, I make physics my bitch.
>>706801807
I found you but a cat
>>706801933
show me
>>706801933
The fucking rule. Such beautiful craftsmanship.
>>706801993
I just posted it dummy it's smacking a watermelon
jesus do I need to find one with oatmeal in it too fuck
I want to fuck the hilt of a broadsword.
>>706802072
so my most identifiable characteristic to you is my love for watermelon
>>706801922
Actually, bupropion is one of few antidepressants that do not cause sexual dysfunction. Probably the reason why I managed to cum twice in a row this morning.
>>706801933
I make chemistry my bitch and I'll surround myself with several layers of boron nitride.
>>706802068
I really need a company that just manufactures battle ready dark souls weapons
>>706802181
no, that's just the most identifiable characteristic that I found a cat in my folder of
>>706802206
I don't know what that means so I assume it won't matter ur ded kiddo
>Probably the reason why I managed to cum twice in a row this morning.
noic
>>706802206
Oh, then you'll lose. But both of us will win.
>>706802212
You know what? That's a really good idea. I've wanted to become a blacksmith for a long time, and I'm probably going do it as a hobby alongside learning welding. I could totally do that.
>>706802364
Deadass you'd make a ton of money if you did it well fam.
>>706802212
it really shows how much of a wigger i am
>>706802273
I think It's the hardest compound, just behind diamond.
>>706802364
Wait what?
What would be your weapon of choice if you were given the chance to have one and only one weapon manufactured?
i am the hardest compound behind diamond
>>706802504
nuke
>>706802469
as if your music taste doesn't do 90% of the job there
I like watermelon but I'm allergic to it life is rough
>>706802478
I shoot diamond bullets, or something. That sounds cost effective and aerodynamic.
>>706802544
Hard as in erect or as in thug
>>706802504
ar-15, it's the best rifle ever designed and rifles are the most viable battle implement for an individual in combat scenarios
gotta go boys
>>706802435
I probably could. I'd be making all kinds of little trinkets mostly, but blades would definitely be a thing.
>>706802478
You'd cum first, so you'd lose the game, but we'd both enjoy it. So we'd both win.
>>706802504
A Scottish broadsword, made from the finest of metal with some kinda of intricate hilt, and the best silk you've ever seen. It would never see battle though.
>>706802599
how the fuck are you allergic to watermelon
b o t h
>>706802504
I don't fuckin' know, give me an MP7 just for the hell of it.
>>706802544
That totally wasn't expected.
>>706802599
You're getting silly.
>>706802615
That still depends, I might not cum.
>>706802767
Oh, I'd make you cum, little goat.
>>706802767
that is your downfall para
always expect penis jokes
>>706802692
My life blows like that. Makes my throat itch, most raw fruits do.
>>706802956
rip
>>706802886
Come say that to my face, fucker, not online and see what happens.
>>706802932
Downfall? I can't go any more down.
>>706802956
I'm guessing you aren't able to enjoy pineapple cum much.
>>706803146
ALWAYS EXPECT THE ERECT
>>706803204
DEAD
>>706803569
RIP (respectfully inseminate para)
>>706803146
Cum is fine
The donut was everything I'd hoped it'd be
>>706803146
Can't, you're too far away.
But I'd give you a little kiss. Gotes are coot.
>>706803747
what kind of donut
>>706803690
I'm pretty sure you'd be a better bottom, so you should be the one inseminated.
>>706803747
Does it not give you a strange feeling in your throat?
>>706803761
You don't even know what I look like, mate.
a BLUNT weapon, actually
>>706803824
You look like a cute little goat. I'd give you a hug though, jokes aside. You seem like you need one.
>>706803824
yeah but i can't think of an acronym for that
>>706803788
Strawberry frosting and sprinkles, basic shit
>>706803824
No actually
>>706803899
Hugs are alright, I guess. Doesn't really compare to cuddling though.
>>706803976
Can I see some ID please? (inseminated demos)
That wasn't too difficult.
>>706803986
Huh.. that's strange, I get this very weird tingling feeling in my throat and I don't find it too enjoyable..
>>706804160
I could do that, if it makes you feel better. Everyone deserves love.
>>706804160
To be fair ive been drinking my own since i was like 14 so acclimation
>>706804160
Man, there's no need for the sass. You are, after all, the VIP (Very Inseminated Para)
>>706804210
I can't tell if I'd like that from you or not. My brain has a pretty bad selectivity problem, sorry.
>>706804357
I wonder when I first tasted mine, can't remember.
>>706804381
At least I'm not as explosive as an IED. (Inseminated Everyday Demos)
>>706804627
How about now?
>>706804694
Hmm, well, I guess the thigh highs are a plus.. Sadly, I don't like long hair.
>>706804858
Damn. I love long hair, but to each their own.
>>706804867
Puke somewhere else, faggot.
>>706804919
I don't want to feel like a slut any more, so I don't post pics of myself any more. I look alright, though. You'll just have to take my word for it.
>>706805162
I will. You seem like an alright guy. I'd cuddle with you.
>people are still pushing the trump is a racist narrative
>>706805894
Thanks for the gesture.
>>706806013
I'd vote for him instead oh Hilary, because at least he hasn't been accused of committing acts of treason.
>>706806201
well, accused;
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/did-donald-trump-commit-treason-n618941
>>706806286
Oh that's just plain old fucking wordplay.
