Waifu claiming thread.
>Meme addition.
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>>706506635
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
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Is this thread being lewd again?
This thread is being lewd again
>>706514411
actually hideous
>>706514296
Any% is where things get interesting.
>wr is under 5 minutes
Goodnight beautiful thread.
>>706514489
Ew.
Claimu!
>>706514489
Good night.
>>706514471
Nah fam.
>>706514344
>>706514411
>>706514433
>>706514488
This is a dubs thread.
>>706514489
Goodnight Sugar.
Sleep well, and Happy Birthday.
>>706514489
Sleep well
>Rory-sama
>>706514580
You mean trips.
>>706514489
Now I know your birthday.
I'm closer in finding you.
Going to sleep now. Night /waifu/.
I'm fucking off to bed, might not have class but I wanna wake up before noon.
>>706514637
But no trips have been rolled.
>>706514693
Night fam.
>>706514693
Night nep.
Chill Chen be with you
>>706514724
Good night to you too.
still here
>>706514411
hello there! don't you have your own waifu to claim? or are you just here for moral support.
>>706514486
don't look at me, i dindunuffin
>>706514724
You sleep well too
>>706514580.
Last thread was being pretty lewd kek
>>706514724
>>706514693
Night~
![Syndra [306].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tM87kGS.jpg "Syndra [306].jpg")
>>706514296
yes it was, its from a mario 64 exploits video, where some guy is trying to pass the game through as little jumps as possible, people just made it a meme is all
>>706514810
Chen is a pretty chill guy. :^)
Goodnight, for real now.
>>706513110
Lack of enemies? Cause the sprint made it feel short to me. Maybe the missions were small too
NO NO BUN PICS
>>706513142
A small loan
>>706513409
>
>>706513707
>>706514488
I got to the part with her smiling and blushing. Really cute. From the show, shino, and Delilah and the rest, I'm not sure of
>>706513887
It's you again
>>706514693
Aw Goodnight neppy
>>706515101
Go to sleep for get spanked by mama
>>706514937
Happens. Pretty often to be honest. Doesn't bother me so long as there is no ERP.
>>706515051
Oohhh, only Mario 64 exploit I know is the infinite stairway glitch where you do his long jump backwards and it shoots you up the stairs.
>be playing Overwatch with a friend
>get two POTGs in a row as Reaper
>he leaves in the third game
>last round
>get power boosted by Ana
>get five kills with my ult as Reaper
>tell him
>he says "to fuck off" and "you're an asshole"
Was fucking funny
>>706515103
Hi, im 18 years old and my first symptoms were itchy vagina then i had white flakes in my discharge. When they itchiness and white flakes went away i got this terrible odor. Almost like fish and sewage. Ive tried to go to the doctor but i never have time
Good night everyone
>akeno and Hikage you two especially
>no life
>juvia claimed
>>706515103
i don't know like the maps felt like they were missing something, the missions were small too though
you don't like my teasing :'(
>>706515373
night
>>706515260
hello
>>706515373
Have a good night backdoor slut #9.
>>706515482
hey there
also goodnight everyone leaving
>>706515103
Delilah is the bartender bunny. They are mostly bit players, but all are better than Tuka.
>>706515261
They recently discovered a way to open the door under the moat bridge without draining the water.
>>706514590
*Lewds the kirino*
>>706515937
But I asked Twitter, and the public has spoken: I must write about how my period-blood-soaked vagina stunk up the entire fucking editors' office at xoJane, forcing us to root around to try to find the dead mouse or rotting corpse that might lie somewhere buried.
I woke up today, exhausted, having finally gotten a heavy period without even realizing it. So far, I had a very light one. Like, barely there. Which I hate, because that means my body's not flowing. And I break out more, and it sucks. It's more spotting than a period, you know? So I used this handy aromatherapy that I buy from this Chinese herbal medicine shop in Chinatown called Kamwo. They sell this one called "Nourish Sea of Blood."
>>706515937
Oh. Neat. Ok. Um... Man to be honest I never got 120 stars in the game. I think the most I ever had was 90 or something. I kinda wish I still had my Mario 64 game. Eh. I got OoT, MM, PD, JFG, and 007 so I'm pretty set. Oh, and DKR and DK64. Hard to complain, but I still will.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ ijefv
>>706515937
i believe its been know, just that its done through TAS
>>706515261
bassically you build up speed so much you can go to "alternate dimensions" so you can get to areas without jumping
half A press is bassically you hold down jump in one level and don't release until you get to a loading screen or next level
>>706516128
is this like a tumblr post or something?
>>706516350
I always wondered how people figure this shit out.
>>706514344
Don't have a pic on mobile but Raven from teen Titans.
>>706515364
Oh
>>706515373
Night
>>706515482
I now think it's the size of the map. They all look good but then, it's a 5minute rush
You wot? Dude when thread gets on my about shinoa being short or bun, I get all triggered and stuff. It's fun for everyone
>>706515937
Oh yeah! The one that attacked whats his name with the glasses right? I love her! I tried looking up more about the warrior bunny but all it says is that theyre very fertile and having male bunny warrior is rare so they males would breed with females and have a pure bred queen. And something about them not good with relationships
>>706516350
http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to-me/menstruation-vagina-stink-up-office
vagina horror stories. don't ask why i am reading this shit. i'm not really sure why i am to be honest.
>>706516550
How much do you NOT love you're waifu?
>>706516724
The only time I don't love her is when she farts under the blankets.
>>706516246
All I still have is OoT, MM and Perfect Dark. Maybe Pod Racer. Man I wish I had more. Emulators just arent the same.
>>706516350
They got close to doing it non-TAS.They have the technique, its just the timing they need now. 1 frame window but they can consistantly hit the animation.
http://trib.al/Zm0lVks
>>706516606
Oh you learn more from the manga. And yeah, thats Delilah.
>>706516959
You couldn't google her and just save an image real quick to post?
It would have taken you less than 5 minutes.
Are you in class? Are you on a bus? Do you not have 5 minutes to dedicate to you're waifu?
Fam. Come on.
>>706517064
>Emulators just arent the same.
Hell no they aren't. A lot of the roms are broken with fucked off sound and graphics. The only thing emulators do right is let you use new controllers. If I could find a pristine N64 controller I'd jump on that shit like a fat kid on cake.
>>706517227
I'm too drunk to do that shit dude who the fuck do you think I am.
>well i thought i was going to sleep
I was mistaken
>>706517425
A pleb who doesn't actually love his waifu.
>>706517629
>lurk image
>giv me attenshun
>o gawd pls talk to me
>im autistic at initiating conversation because im a beta cuck
kill yourself
>>706516510
alot of time with examining the games physics and how objects interact, and how the game processes the data, like code injection in super mario world
>>706516667
>digits
i wonder why mavis would read something like that hmmm
>>706517064
yea its been known except the only difference is they don't need to collect 10 stars
>>706517227
ehh i mean it makes finding the exploits easier, and it just takes some tinkering to get it to work just fine
Cirno claimu
>>706517227
I have 3 as well as a system and every good game save for mario64
>>706517629
>get over here and cuddle
>>706517740
No bully
>>706517227
I have a N64 with a near pristine controller in storage. Centre stick has next to no freeplay. Feels good man. Though the HD remake of Perfect Dark is pretty damn spot on.
>>706517425
When I get drunk all I do is look for pics of my waifu. You rack dishiprine.
>>706517740
It's okay, I'm sure you'll find a waifu one day. I'm here for you.
>>706517740
10 year old spotted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jji78uEW14
>>706517763
Still tho. STILL! Some of these tricks I'm seeing in OoT are just... Fuck man. Never would I have thought to do these jump attacks to slide half way across the map. Just crazy.
>>706517827
I just don't like them. GBA and SNES and NES all run perfect. But once you start getting into the PS, Xbox, N64, PS2, GC shit it gets all fucky.
>>706517852
It is. My friend picked it up on the 360 and it is basically 1:1. I totally recommend people picking it up if they haven't experienced it. Just don't buy Perfect Dark: Zero. That game was fucking garbage.
>>706517868
>>706517740
Come on, nothing? Your insult is a combination of mockery and the overused buzzwords autistic, beta, and cuck? Nothing else? I was hoping for more anon.
goodnight
>>706518577
Fuck you
>>706518473
What do you want?
Oh, here you go
>>706517852
I told you faggots I don't have any pics on my phone but I have like 1000 pics on my computer of my waifu wait till I'm off work.
>>706518473
>hoping for more from a retarded 10 year old
Cmon mizore i expect more from you.
>>706518247
I was talking about pristine n64 controllers and system. Not emulators.
>>706518615
No I want insults to steal.
>>706518664
>Expecting things
>From me
>
>>706518659
>i s-swear I love my waifu. I-I just keep het trapped in my computer... I'm to drunk to get pics but can type and read just fine
>i feel for raven
>she deserves better
>stolen because you never posted a pic
i'm off to bed, sleep well guys :)
>>706518247
i know its hard to take in at first glance
ps1, n64, ps2, and gc actually run pretty fine on the more popular games, ps2 imo is the only one with actually worth while problems, xbox is problematic because no one bothers with it for enough time to make a decent emu, dreamcast is worse than n64 from my experience
>>706517821
cirno no
>>706518802
your like intestinal anthrax, you make me vomit
was that good?
>>706518870
Night toothy chan
>>706518802
Have some (You)'s instead
You seem to crave attention, so here you go.
>>706518802
>>706518802
>>706518802
>>706518802
>>706518802
>>706518802
>>706518861
Wow dude why make my day bad ?
>>706518870
sleep well
>>706518971
Shits and giggles mostly
>>706517064
She's a cute and I don't wanna read. I do that in college already
>>706518870
Goodnight vampire scum
>>706518870
night
>hikage
>>706518910
Seems forced tbh.
>>706518960
That's not insults. That's pixels.
>>706518971
>drunk
>at work
>wonders why things go wrong
>>706518664
Ah... Yeah I have two controllers. One has a loose joystick and the other's R button doesn't work. I probably just gotta pop it open and re-align it but... ehhhhhhhhhhh............
I should just buy one from eBay or something but I don't trust that shit.
>>706518861
Fuckin' cucked.
>>706518870
Night vam.
>>706518910
Really I only play roms of games I never got to play so it's not that big of an issue, it's just annoying when the music is fucked up, or like how in the Paper Mario rom I played the menu's graphics were completely broken. The menus still worked but they were ugly as fuck.
>>706519059
Funny story
I tried to make my bbw cousin dress in a raven cosplay but she wouldn't I was so sad.
>>706519262
>bbw or fat
There is a difference
>>706519320
Definitely bbw.
>>706519445
Raven is more of a lithe gymnast tho
>>706518247
Makes me want to set up my 360. Lack of power points be damned.
>>706519064
She is a cute. And an assassin. Fun times.
>>706519568
But my fetishes.
>>706519667
Just 4 u
>>706519808
Hnnnng please anon iv fapped three times already.
>>706519643
The hard part is getting to WAR on Perfect Agent.
The game itself is pretty easy, but holy shit the objectives just get fucked.
The entire Chicago mission route is just... Fuck you Rare. Fuck. You.
>>706519643
Qt killer with qt bunny attributes. I love it!
>>706520089
Guess who's going for round 4
wel im gonna go for tonight
>>706519122
i tried at least
>>706519142
im sure there was a plugin for project64 which worked with paper mario and kept it from graphics glitching
>>706519836
sir no
>>706520137
Im up to Area 51 on Perfect. I was a bees dick from completing Rescue when I got a final shot from behind. Then I had to move back in with my parents. I was so not happy.
Chicago was horrible too.
>>706520263
It gets better!
Ok good night for real this time...hopefully the drowsiness sticks this time. I love you all.
>>706520351
I can't anon I zipped my dick in my zipper the other day it hurts so good please stop.
>>706520369
I beat it, it didn't make the game unplayable. Just a bit annoying.
>>706520406
Oh God... Rescue... And then there is the Airport mission later... fuuuuuuug.
>>706520537
GL and GN.
>>706520808
Cumming+pain=intense pleasure
>>706514833
Tomoko! Thank god you're here
>>706520955
4th time I came today I hope your happy.
Wew. Pax yeah!
>accomodation and transport sorted
>Rory-sama
>>706521201
A little tbh. Goodnight anon
>>706520406
GATE needs more fanatic of others. Can't wait since I'm on ep 24
>>706521233
Yay!
>>706521251
You make me cum then say good night? Wtf I'm not even sleepy yet.
>>706521335
That is completely true. And yeah! No money this week!
>>706521001
why is that?
I switched back to Chrome since IE has become shit since the Anniversary Update.
I gotta redo all my fucking Filters, because it won't load them right....
But, this time, I'm using lots of RegEx. RegEx is so much cleaner than like 50 separate things to cover all possibilities. Still have to cosntruct like 20, though...
>>706521601
FUCK I MEANT FAN ART FUCK FUCK FUCK! U FUCKING HATE AUTOCORRECT
Time to save up?
>>706521731
How was your game? What did you play?
>>706521881
earlier some stalker call of pripyat right now im playing XCOM 2
>>706522127
Never heard of either
>>706522250
thats ok. up to anything yourself?
>>706522555
>>706522557
dammit
>>706521839
Thats the plan.
>>706520855
I hate the undersea mission. But Ifucking live the Carrington defence.
>>706522605
Muh shekels
>>706522540
Just called it a night from studying. Sort if want to fire up the ol snes. Those games you play, are the for PC?
>>706522605
Yesssss Carrington Institute was good.
K im going to bed.
Night all.
>>706522850
well if you have time go for it. yeah thats where i play my games now
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>706523035
Night.
>>706523035
Goodnight.
>>706523035
Night
Umi Claimed
What's up my dudes
>>706523604
my dick
>>706523604
First time seeing you THIS late. Just finished GATE and I loved it so much. Shino kuribayashi is best girl and don't let rory tell you otherwise. What up with you?
>>706523762
Rory best girl. Shino third best.
You can agree that Tuka a complete shit.
>>706523702
Oh my. Can I take a look?
>>706523762
Why are you still here man. Shouldn't you be sleeping or something? I've been coming on a bit later than now tho. Also learn how to spell Lelei because that was way off. Just watchin youtube
>>706524006
lmfao.
no. and i was looking at hentai earlier. not this recently, though. so, it's not. i was only fucking with ya
>>706523604
not the ground
>>706523762
why you on late
>>706523981
You just said that shino is..nevermind. the tuka thing I can completely agree on. She doesn't do much but look pretty/moe
>>706524006
I blame myself for the dr. Pepper I drank around 5-6pm. Caffine hits me as hard as a oylimpic heavyweight boxer. You'll also know when I leave for the night cause I tell yall. I thought it was leilei. Anything good to watch? Hell, know any horror youtubers?
>>706524466
See reply above this one
>>706524622
... what time with you, i forget
did umi leave cause of my joke? :(
>>706525486
3:01. My brother wouldn't leave like that
![Syndra [267].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6uDS0AF.jpg "Syndra [267].jpg")
>>706525816
>Couldn't come up with 200k for the last deadline
>Bought everything possible on the last day so I had no money
>Items transfer over with me to start of game, but money does not
This is so cheating, but I'll work with it.
>>706525620
>still up
>it was doctor pepper
was it a 2 litre
>>706525944
what game?
>>706525816
>>706525926
morning
>>706524283
Well fuck I thought I was gonna get it here. Can't believe I've been had.
>>706524466
Nice double dubs but I'm actually disappointed in you.
>>706524622
Why would you drink dr. pepper so late if you want to sleep mang. Sometimes you do a sneaky beaky exit man. Eh I thought so too but I guess google corrected me but whatever. Good as it gets. Anything I watch is good. It's my touch. You got Pewdiepie :^)
>>706525486
Looking for a pic that would convey my disappointment but this will do for now since there aren't any like it.
>>706525944
Sup makoto
This thread has been here for an awfully long time
Has everyone died?
>>706526026
Recettear!
>>706526080
Ayyy, sup Emu!
>>706523604
The ceiling :^)
>Couldn't remember your League name so I couldn't message you
>>706526205
just missing you
>>706526080
i cri, why are you disappoint
>>706526205
maybe
>>706526208
looks nice
>>706526247
>being this late
>>706526205
Yes.
>>706526492
>Better late than never
Doing good?
>>706526298
I can't really talk on thread though
Sorry
>>706526492
Well rip then
Also hi hikage
>>706526553
Rip in pieces
>>706525944
Go back doing business thing while doing security thing irl
>>706526026
It was just a can!
>>706526080
At 5-6pm! I was thirsty and said fuck it. It's also nectar of the gods. I'm very subtle. I'm a ninja with stuff. Gotcha
>pewdewpie
>not markipler
>>706526492
It is.
>
>>706526792
Yep. You misread the shit out of that.
>>706526785
oh thats ok
>>706526205
It was but I had to bring it to life
>>706526208
I said sup first you nerd so what're you doin >:(((
>>706526247
I swear to god you fuck. I'll message your account right now then fam
>>706526492
because you're being a cheeky cunt like saber
>>706526792
Still fam you fucked uuuup. Could just had some water this late. I don't know if subtle is your forte lol. Hey man thats not le epic
>>706526558
yea my dude, how about you
>>706526792
then how many trucks does the caffeine from one can of soda hit you with
>>706526794
anything happen lately
>>706526785
i miss you tsunyun
>>706526953
im sorry best love live idol
>>706526792
But I'm not at work tonight!
>>706526953
See >>706526794
I'm being a TRUE AMERICAN PATRIOT by SELLING HIGH and BUYING LOW!
>>706527049
Mmm, nope. Not particularly.
>>706526854
...
>>706526953
I had a liter of water to wash it out 30min ago so give it time and I'll feel the fatigue. You sure? Fine. I watch leafy
>>706526205
Yes we had, tsunny
>>706527049
2 trucks
>>706527249
YES YOU ARE PLUSHIE
>>706527292
NO I'M NOT SMUGS! I AM RUNNING A BUSINESS! NOW BUY THESE SLIMES!
>>706527049
Doing okay at best. Had migraines and cramping all day. Should be fine after some sleep
>>706526953
>I swear to god you fuck
That what? :^)
>I'll message you right now then
Alright I'll send the reply next time I'm on so check it tomorrow
>>706527249
why not buy high and sell low? youd be helping out poor fags
>>706527266
psshh 2 trucks isn't even enough to hurt superman
>>706527510
>cramps and migraines
gotta suck bad man, hope you get better tommorrow
>>706527603
Yeah it does, this was one of the worst ones I had. Didn't take the medication for it early enough so it had no effect. Un-fucking lucky
>>706527603
Please refer back to the image in >>706527249
>>706527376
Your business is meh. Got a ruby red slime?
>>706527603
I'm not a kryptonian homie lol
>>706527049
I'll forgive you only because you've got some good taste
>>706527249
Is this a game about owning a shop or something? THAT IS TRUE CAPITALISM LIVING THE AMERICAN DREAM
>>706527266
but you could have had it instead of the peps! You're gonna fatigue soon anyways due to a crash. I'm sure. N O C H I N
>>706527510
That I'm disappointed. You fuck. Guess i can't message accounts that are offline? Won't let me send message.
>>706514471
Lewd? OK.
![Syndra [338].png](https://i.imgur.com/vsRc14z.png "Syndra [338].png")
>>706527501
Good morning
>>706527266
You know I mean well
>>706527930
This image kek
>>706527941
>That I'm disappointed
You'll grow to like it, like you like me :^)
That is wierd. Got discord or something else I can PM you on?
>>706527828
i still don't understand, if you sell low your helping fellow americans and patriots who can't afford high
>>706527779
you have a medical condition?
>>706527930
i'm not either, but only a pussy says less than 30 trucks
>>706527941
thanks bby, you do too, you never make me am disappoint
>>706528102
Good morning. How'd you sleep?
>>706527930
In fact, I do. It comes in a cup even!
>>706527941
It is, actually! IT IS SURPRISINGLY FUN!
>>706528217
Yes, but that is not how capitalism works. Besides, all these towns people are rich as fuck.
>>706528217
Yeah it is unfortunately. What suprises me is that it doesn't disqualify me for jobs in the military so I'm lucky there, not looking to be on the Frontline anyway as a rifleman or such. Suffer from what's known as abdominal migraines.
>>706528396
oh rip, but at least you can leach the military for school money
>>706528357
>not being a rich ass bastard from the start
I see this place is even more of a rancid bubbling ruin than when I left.
>>706527941
I acutally like pepsi. But cherry Pepsi tho
I know and I can't wait!
Hey! Leaf him alone
>>706528142
I know, rory sama. I know
>>706528197
It's great isn't it?
>>706528217
You are what you eat
>>706528357
I'll take 20
>>706528523
>Needing to be rich to experience capitalism
>>706528540
That'll be 39,000 pix.
![Syndra [207].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [207].png")
>>706528294
Not that well, kept waking up as usual.
What about you?
>>706528540
you know it's been scientifically, physically, literally, figuratively, imaginatively, opinionly, and factually proven that you are actually not what you eat
>>706528697
>capitalism is the most american thing
>i am doing the most american thing
>not even playing broforce
>>706528697
YOU WHAT
>>706528907
Shut
>>706529066
The
>>706528197
Maybe i will who knows. Yea I do what's your discord tag?
>>706528357
What makes it fun lol
>>706528540
Coke > Pepsi no contest fam. I don't get why people like cherry drinks, they taste pretty strange IMO. BULLYLEAFY
>>706528217
I've yet to do so. But I am quite disappointing lol.
Oh boy this energy drink hits hard. First one in months though.
>>706529125
Saber#3967
>Maybe I will
You already did remember
>>706528540
>Flat
No
>>706529110
Can you wite it fancy like SpongeBob?
>>706529125
You need dr. Pepper desperately, my boy. Its the after taste. I'm insecure
>>706529258
Yes!
>>706528907
>Being Socialist is now American
>>706529066
Fine fine, 37,500.
>>706529125
I dunno, it's just something different. Rather than being the adventurer that goes out and sells shit to merchants, you ARE the merchant. Plus, you get fucking dialogue like this!
>>706529395
Recette is autistic confirmed
>>706529125
> coke>pepsi
in the U.S. yes
but we friends and friends need to disappoint eventually
>>706529066
never
>>706529395
>not wanting to run around as a big muscular manly man and blow shit up by shooting at it
are you sure that isn't american
>being shit at stock market
this defines you perfectly
why is recette being autist in that pic
