Waifu claiming thread.
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>>706514344
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>706529474
Pretty much.
>>706529636
That depends, are you also throwing eagles at things?
![Syndra [71].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PUCMH6G.jpg "Syndra [71].jpg")
Umi claimed
>>706529258
Added. Did I? I don't remember.
>>706529387
I've tried it before. Don't get what the fuss is about I prefer regular coke over it. Maybe if you weren't such a fgt
>>706529395
Sounds interesting. Saw it on steam but never looked into it. What else do you sell stuff too lol.
>>706529636
U.S. is all that matters baby. Some do it earlier than others :^)
>>706529743
hey
>>706529772
no but you are doing it in honor of the eagles and the eagles smile upon you with goodluck
>>706529865
What's good?
>>706529858
>Did I? I don't remember.
But I do. You were sad when you found out you were too late to say it.
>>706529395
>>706529772
Yay! Deal
>>706529636
Please?
>>706529858
Hmmm. Maybe some people's taste likes one thing while the other like a other. Receding hairline
>>706529858
Nothing much, but you also buy things as well. It is literally a stock market type game, in the fantasy setting.
>>706529865
Hmmm, that is kinda American I suppose...
>>706530134
Pleasure doing business with you!
Ika Musume, De Geso.
>>706529858
well whatever to each his own
>>706530008
not much, just talking about what makes one very american
>>706530134
maybe because you are 3rd best friend in thread
>>706530362
alright then
>>706530107
Sounds fabricated you nerd. I would never say anything like that
>>706530134
Some tastes superior to others. Hide the Chin
>>706530362
is it more of a choices kind of game or something?
>>706530592
and my own being the best
Claimed.
>>706530008
you dirty waifu switcher.
>>706528773
Well enough i suppose.
>>706530908
In a sense. The market fluctuates for items, so sometimes they'll sell for cheaper, and that's when you try to buy them. Then sell them when they return to normal price, or if you're lucky, you'll buy something pricey while it's low, then the price will rise above average, and you can make near 350% or more profit on it!
There's a demo, I'd suggest giving it a try!
Claimu
>>706530592
I thought this video was accurate. It's missing guns tho.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x593R62tPZc
>>706531040
Never! You dirty circlejerk switcher.
>>706530908
>Sounds fabricated
Ah but you did say it
Goodnight /waifu
>>706531243
excuse me. I don't post here quite so much but I'm more than capable of being in two places at once. you do it as well.
goodnight everyone
>>706530908
no your 2nd im sorry
>>706531243
great
>>706531280
>>706531319
goodnight you two. sleep well.
![Syndra [160].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ewg7nmB.jpg "Syndra [160].png")
>>706531123
Thats good.
Any plans today?
>>706531280
>>706531319
Night
Heading off for the night
>>706531155
Sounds like true capitalism. I'll try it sometime but no idea when.
>>706531280
pfft doubt it. later mang
>>706531319
Nope I'm always 1st here
>>706531561
sleep tight.
>>706531319
>>706531280
>>706531561
Sweet dreams, and thus the thread is kill.
>>706531292
What makes you think my presence does not go further than two places at once?
still here
Off to school, be back shortly
>Alice
>>706531691
if it does you're only strengthening my argument.
>>706531769
byebye.
>>706531701
Training with the unit. Wew.
>>706531808
Putting my eyes and actually participating is a different thing. Psssh, you saw nothing.
>>706532128
oh I saw. I saw big time.
>>706531503
Not that i know of, but that might change, so i need to take a nap some time tonight.
>>706532244
My punishment for your insolence will be not punishing you.
>>706533098
my retaliation for this action will be when you least expect it and incredibly unpleasant.
>>706533219
>>706533098
Both of you, just spank each other and call it even stevens.
>>706533491
I mean, that's the idea.
>>706533219
What if I never let my guard down?
>>706533491
It's all about that tension built before the spanking.
Morning everyone
>3a.m. here
>>706533751
same. where you at?
>>706533699
then I'll have to break through it with something.
>>706533751
west coast best coast.
>>706533817
San Diego, CA.
>>706533844
It is, sunshine all year round here.
>>706533907
Oh. I'm in washington. I don't get sun for half the year.
>>706533751
Hi, Anonon!
>>706533907
cool cool. arizona here. we're gonna be in the same time zone for half a year every year.
>>706533817
I didn't realize our timezone differs this much. Breaking through should be easy, considering the skelton I am.
Come on /waifu/. Let me see your war face!
>>706534152
yeah I'm up at an odd time. couldn't sleep.
well I don't want to break through you, just your guard.
>>706534236
grr
>>706534152
which anime is that pic from?
>>706533981
Aww. I'm supposed to be very light skinned as seeing that in my family but living here and being out in the sun so much tanned me forever.
>>706534086
Nui! Hiya there!
>>706534098
Oh, I didn't know that, that's fucking cool too learn actually.
>>706534274
arizona doesn't do dst so yeah, we end up not lining up with some states some parts of the year and then we do other parts.
that's a really nice picture.
Ohayou my lovelies
>>706534263
You need to try harder!
YAAAAAH!
>
Thats a war face!
>>706534236
>>706534366
hello alice, how are you?
>>706534396
like this?
>
grrrrrrrr
>>706534236
>>706534236
Three-Star Goku Uniform Symphony Regalia: Finale!
>>706534346
Oh thank you! I found that pic yesterday of long haired Nonon. I've actually only driven through AZ in my way to NM. Never really visited there.
>>706534274
Hi, Anonon!
How are you doing today?
>>706534236
>>706534523
get a load of this bully
>>706534553
it's not like it's really worth a visit. arizona kind of sucks.
>>706534236
>>706534504
Work on it!
>>706534477
Come on! You can do better than that!>>706534553
Thats no war face!
>>706534523
No, fuck you! Show me a damn war face!
>>706534648
You look too happy!
>>706534236
I don't have one.
>>706534241
We all have weird schedules here. I think none surprises me anymore.
>>706534273
None, it's Hatsune Miku.
>>706534795
that sweater is lewd.
>>706534835
don't war face shame me, rory!
>>706534856
yeah, I guess for internet people time is all relative. even more than usual.
>>706534606
I'm doing great. Just woke up after sleeping for only 6 hours. I usually sleep goes twice that. I'm wondering whether I should laze in bed or do something because it's 3 a.m.
>>706534651
Oh. Only thing I know about AZ is the hot, dry weather. I'm sure there's something worth doing there, hiking?
>3a.m
And you're hungry enough for a krabby patty
>>706534835
It's a smug face because no one is powerful enough to deserve a serious one, except ryuko.
>>706534857
Lewd is gewd
>>706534949
if you enjoy that I guess. although it's a bit hot. there are a lot of good hiking and climbing spots though. I'm not much for physical activity.
don't be ridiculous. who'd want a krabby patty at three in the morning?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ6K3m9TsPs
>>706535026
good point.
>>706534795
>Shikinami
>>706534504
I'm okay, how are you doing? Sleep at all?
>>706534523
>>>706534795
Cute
>>706534827
Kirinoooo
>>706534856
Keep working on it!
>>706534857
I shame everyone who doesnt have a war face!
>>706534827
I find that acceptable, comerade
>>706534949
You merely adopted the smug.
>>706535075
I'm going to beeed.
Sorry Alice. Another time. Goodnight.
>>706534835
>>706535067
Way too many good artists have taken a liking to her design
>>706535058
As always
>>706535183
Good night qt
>>706534835
Who says i can't fight with grace, sir?
>>706534949
Why not both? you can laze in bed and play a game or watch TV.
>>706535075
not a wink. tried for a couple hours but no success tonight.
I'm alright though.
>>706535152
that's very rude. I'm gonna call the sjws.
>>706535191
you shush.
>>706535183
goodnight
>War face
>>706535185
What is that? A smile? That rabbit scares me more than your war face!
>>706535232
I can do that! But you still need to be scary!
>>706535277
Do it. They cant unrustle your jimmies.
>>706535320
What is that? A gun? Pah!
>>706529662
Kyoubot!
>>706529786
Hi Sandra
>>706534236
rawr
>>706535058
Aah, I love hiking with friends or family.
>>706535152
You didn't see the smug until you were a man, by then it was nothing to you but blinding! The smug betrays you because it belongs to me!
>>706535232
But they require effort! To play games or watch tv makes my brain work. Lazing doesn't :^)
>>706535191
Too bad many ignore OG girl Soryu
>>706535191
Heaven is Moot, it all makes sense now.
>>706535152
Fine. What about this?
>>706535386
you BULLY
>>706535416
well there you go, that's what you can do.
>>706535386
>I am the fucking strong!
>>706535416
But if your brain doesn't work then you die. :v)
![Syndra [164].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PR0Z2xF.jpg "Syndra [164].jpg")
>>706534236
>>706534366
Hello Alice.
>>706535411
Hello Lewdest one.
>>706535493
I am Martin Shkreli
>>706535411
That looks like a demon! Almost good, but for the size. You're a little small.
>>706535416
Im sorry. You aren't the Demigod of Smug.
>
>>706535493
Thats not even a war face! Thats a damn song face!
>>706535569
Get mad! Thats how you get a war face!
>>706535277
Maybe try taking a melatonin pill or something? If not a nap might be a good idea later
>>706535320
Hello Shizu
>>706535386
Those are the only things I got. I keep the cute pictures only
>>706535411
Feeling better?
>>706535764
How are you doing today Syndra?
>I thought I was lewdest one :(
>>706535386
Better?
>>706535851
Hey Alice. How're you?
>>706535821
I tried to get mad but I think I sprained something.
>>706535851
well I don't have any of those, but it's not like this is a consistent problem. I'll just try to sleep again later, I have nothing I need to be awake for tomorrow until late.
>>706535783
That doesn't sound like something an Olympus nigger would be called.
>>706535821
If that's not a war face I'm afraid I don't have better.
>>706535966
I'm Jewish
>>706535569
Hmm. I'm sure they're must be more that I'm ignorant of.
>>706535696
Very true. But what I'm already dead and this is some cursed after life of endlessly shitposting on 4chan?
>>706535821
That's right. I'm the goddess of smug
>do you even nani sore?
>>706536013
there are a ton of activities but I can't think of much outside of visiting the grand canyon that you couldn't do better somewhere else.
>>706535696
Then come at me! Test your might!
>>706535764
Work on it!
>>706535851
Accept all sides of your waifu! Only then will you work up a war face!
>>706535909
Thats a little better, channel your rage a bit more!
>>706535918
Then git gud!
>>706535966
I bet you can find one!
>>706536013
Thats impossible. Goddess is Shinoa. You're merely a footsoldier in the Smug Crew!
>do you even praise Emroy?
>>706535764
I have never been lewd!
>>706535821
>Suika
>Small
Nigga u wut?
>>706535851
I'm okay. How are you?
>>706536001
Your kind should have been exterminated years ago.
>>706536243
I should be able to, but Miku is just too sweet to make such a thing as a war face.
>>706536013
Well then how would you be laying in bed?
>>706536243
You can't call this a fight!
Lunch time boys
What are you all eating?
カラミチーマス
>>706536243
I tried that too and got even worse results.
>>706536540
mad pussy.
no just kidding. it's like 4am.
Holo
>>706536540
its 4 am. nothing you?
>>706536182
Damn. You ever visit commifornia?
>>706536243
>footsoldier
NANI SORE?! I'm one of the Elite Four! The smuggest of the Devas! And I only praise supreme student council leader Kiryuin Satsuki!
>>706536508
Alive, but near comatose due to low brain activity :^)
>>706536483
>he actually believes the holohoax happened
![Syndra [5].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/htY72EU.jpg "Syndra [5].jpg")
>>706535851
Im alright, waiting for my last class to end.
What about you?
You still are the lewd one.
>>706536243
No, you
>>706536319
You only think of lewd things all the time.
>>706536630
I lived there for a couple of years with my ex, actually.
south lake tahoe.
your ex, huh?
>>706536730
that is in fact the word I just used, yes. well done.
>>706536775
tell me about ur ex
>>706536819
no.
>>706536819
curiosity killed the cat
>>706536848
awwww why no
>>706535909
I'm doing well enough, I suppose. Have you gotten any sleep yet?
>>706535918
At least there's that anyway. Nothing sucks quite like needing to be around for something and being half asleep
>>706536243
But people don't make it like that. She's always B-Rabbit when she's fighting
>
>>706536319
I'm doing okay. Waiting for class to start again
>>706536666
Ironic, in waiting for class to start. I started the moon lord event last night, there are still two of the pillars up on the right side of the map
>nice digits
>>706536900
you have to die sometime anyway
>>706536819
It's you.
>>706536644
I also believe that the earth is round. Am I too easy to convince?
>>706536570
Kek expected nothing less
Why aren't you sleeping?
>>706536613
I know why you're not sleeping
How are you holding up?
I'm just saying some homemade sandwiches
>>706536907
because I don't want to talk about him. especially not with you.
>>706536912
yeah, I agree. if I had a reason to I would try harder to sleep, but I have no reason.
>>706536995
just couldn't get to sleep, so I decided to stop trying after a couple hours.
>>706536966
hiya portugal
>>706536995
fine may play a game of LoL. what kind?
>>706537041
thats okay
and jsyk i can in fact be sensitive about that stuff believe it or not
>>706536966
Spoonfed your entire life I see.
>>706536926
Later rather than sooner
>>706537107
whether that is true or not matters very little. I don't have any interest in sharing something like that with you.
>>706537176
that doesnt sound preferable to me
>>706537194
all right
>>706536319
You heard me.
>>706536483
Sweet can be spicy! Work on it!
>>706536508
I call it a plaything. Nothing more than an annoyance.
>>706536570
Keep trying. Work those rage muscles!
>>706536630
You praise someone who isn't a god! You need to learn your place!
>>706536666
>satanic quads
I actually cant counter that.
>>706536912
Then B RABBIT ALL THE TIME!
>>706537244
hush, it's just fine
>>706537360
I think they are cramping up. you should rub them.
>>706536630
So you're a ghost seeking help then i assume?
>>706537176
Are you the Asuka i spoke to?
>>706537360
Nonsense, i'm more powerful than you can imagine!
>>706536696
Oh, that's cool. I've been meaning to return to Lake tahoe some summer. My uncle has a house near there.
>>706537360
Satsuki is the president! She IS the goddess of Honnouji Academy!
>>706537055
Hiya CP guy.
>>706537176
I do like the idea of being spoonfed.
>>706537380
longer life devoid of curiosity sounds seriously awful. life already kinda sucks why make it worse and longer?
not fine!
>>706537518
dont call me that
Lookit me! I'm a mincing manchild and I need wuv and fwiendship and kwindness! Dis is my waifu and she does anal because she lurves me!!!!!!!
>>706537496
yeah it really seemed more like a vacation spot than a place to live. too expensive as well.
>>706537541
it's accurate though.
>>706537601
it gives the wrong idea
that was a one-time mistake a long time ago
>>706537542
You could have atleast put in the effort and changed the filename
>>706537494
nope
>>706537518
You would, wouldn't you?
>>706537523
Why? Well, why not? You only get one shot at it.
>>706537672
well... i hope it works for u i guess
gonna try to sleep again. see ya, waifu.
>>706537494
I don't know, you tell me Nui. Am I alive or dead?
>>706537601
Yeah. But that's pretty cool that you used to live in S Lake tahoe
>>706537360
Suika punched the moon. She is only small if she wants to be!
>>706536666
You can't blame me for everyone else's lewdposting!
>>706537672
Specially if I'm restrained and incapable of fighting back.
>>706537658
>>706537541
I'd call you tape music guy but I think this is a lot more remarkable.
>>706537793
Sweet dreams.
>>706536912
Nope. No sleep yet.
>image size cap makes me sad
>>706537412
Maybe I will. Maybe.
>>706537494
Tell me. Have you ever faced a fire dragon?
>>706537496
Hah! I bet she doesn't even have any Apostles!
You know what time it is!
Lets Nightcap Rory!
Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>So is 9
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.
Asa Shigure. How come Nobody claimed Ayanami Rei yet?
>>706537867
theres nothing remarkable about being that desperate for attention at one point in my life
>>706537897
Satsuki DOES have apostle like people.
>elite 4
>entire student body
>the club captains
And the elite 4 are forever loyal to her.
Gimme lucky 07
>>706537867
and anyway my internet name is sci! just call me that
>>706537987
Ama > Asa. But a fine series.
>>706537867
You're too kinky
>>706537990
It's alright, I've been there. I might have done a better job at containing myself though.
>>706538031
Noted. But I like giving pet names anyway.
>>706538132
I know, you don't have to shove it on my face.
>>706537827
Have you thought within your head?
>>706537897
I beat one in the Fire Temple
>>706538273
yeah i was really really bad...
i can appreciate nicknames
>>706538273
>shove it on my face
That's even kinkier. Stay away from me you pervert!
>>706537987
Nobody likes cloned robot people who get dad-raped.
>>706538379
I don't know if any of these interactions with you are real. Or it's some twisted illusion. But yeah, I've thought in my head.
>>706538091
Ama would be my spare one. I think it runs in the family.
Just not Sia.
>>706538525
yea, you tell him heaven!
>>706538541
They are real, at least real enough.
>Nui
>>706538537
Except every casual I know.
