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Previous:>>706072407
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
QOTT: Is having both a daughterfu and a waifu heresy?
>>706083172
No. One is wife. Other is daughter
>>706083172
I don't think so
>>706082355
>no, that's Tsuzu
Fuck off!
The alcohol makes me happy :^)
What about you? Still keeping up the runs I hope
>>706082299
Who knows. It's not just pictures, there's music with her being produced on a daily basis.
>puma
Not my favourite shoe brand to be honest, but references in fan art like this are always cool. There's a bunch of them hidden in this pic.
>>706082355
Thanks. I have weaker art too, but I'm obviously going to post my favourites first.
>>706082816 [holo]
hey cutie
Miho claimed
>>706082981
>POMF
I haven't fapped today
>>706083406
>>706082776
Just finished my thesis proposal, now sitting on EVE waiting for the right time to evac my stuff
>>706082903
I am just waiting for the new season/whatever it is to come out
>>706083136
Hi!
>>706083369
How're you doing?
Calamity-masu'd
>>706082173
Hi hi, hope you are well!
>>706082341
Yeah yeah exactly! The courses are very nice, and you learn so much, a lot of it blows my mind!
And close! I'm a lil further ahead than Ozzie
>>706082355
Yay, glad it's been okay! Friday nights are some of the best aren't they?! And awesome, who's playing, I may check it out if it's on at the right time. Which team do you support??
>>706083379
me neither
>>706083379
have you memed?
>>706083406
hey mi liu
>>706083498
still here
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>706082816
I'm good
>night was fun
>waiting till later to start a lewd edition of /waifu/
>>706083379
I'm being tempted to
still here
>>706082465
I know! Twas simply a silly image I made up of you...I'm lame...
anyway, do you have any pets? what's your fav animal?
Imma take off for the night, need to get up early tomorrow. Hope you all have a good day/night!
>>706083562
>>706083456
Nerrrrrrrd
>>706083474
Xin chao
>>706083711
>>706083366
Too bad I don't particularly enjoy Miku's songs
At least those I've listened
I think it's just nice to find references like that in art
>>706083379
What are you waiting for?
>>706083673
Goodnight anubis
>>706083785
>>706083365
I'm doing okay. Tired.
Keeping up the runs.
>>706083482
My Friday was pretty boring, but I'm happy I'm away from school for a tiny bit.
Nebraska Cornhuskers. I prefer college football over NFL.
>>706083673
Have a fantastic day tomorrow.
>>706083625
Hi hi! I'll hopefully be around long enough to keep you company in said lewd thread. Hope you are doing very well!
>>706082602 (Korbo)
OK
>>706082634 (Fag)
ERROR:FUCKS NOT GIVEN
>>706082776 (Smug)
How's it going?
>>706083042 (Shiro)
Those are pretty edgy and creepy lyrics
>>706083172
No
>>706083625
You should find better lewds this time~
>>706083762
It's pretty great, ain't it?
>>706083638
Thread could get lewd.
Stay until then and share that amazing .gif you once sent.
>>706083834
>>706083456
sicky
>>706083947
>>706083665
its alright and i have a dog not sure of which animal though
>>706083845
Ah well, just another day down I suppose! And awesome! Ima Spartans supporter!
>>706084040
>>706084039
Oh, that sucks!
>>706084132
>>706084046
ooh fancy, what's your dog like?
and that's okay, there's so many animals, i'm sure it's hard to pick a favorite!
>>706083370
>>706083846
Oh man I sure hope you are
>god i hope you are
And i am well, i hope you're the same
>>706083941
Maybe. I'll browse some R34 before hand
>>706083944
Oh it will. not yet but it will soon enough
WHERE IS KYOUKO
>>706083940
Pretty well. Hoped off of brawlhalla and playing red orchestra 2. Wished I have a better build to run it but I'll deal with the 1-5fps for now. What up with you?
>>706083941
It is in college. Not even kidding
Common salt is a mineral composed primarily of sodium chloride (NaCl), a chemical compound belonging to the larger class of salts; salt in its natural form as a crystalline mineral is known as rock salt or halite. Salt is present in vast quantities in seawater, where it is the main mineral constituent; the open ocean has about 35 grams (1.2 oz.) of solids per liter, a salinity of 3.5%. Salt is essential for animal life, and saltiness is one of the basic human tastes. The tissues of animals contain larger quantities of salt than do plant tissues; therefore the typical diets of nomads who subsist on their flocks and herds require little or no added salt, whereas cereal-based diets require supplementation. Salt is one of the oldest and most ubiquitous of food seasonings, and salting is an important method of food preservation. Some of the earliest evidence of salt processing dates to around 8,000 years ago, when people living in Romania were boiling spring water to extract the salts; a salt-works in China has been found which dates to approximately the same period. Salt was prized by the ancient Hebrews, the Greeks, the Romans, the Byzantines, the Hittites and the Egyptians. Salt became an important article of trade and was transported by boat across the Mediterranean Sea, along specially built salt roads, and across the Sahara in camel caravans. The scarcity and universal need for salt has led nations to go to war over salt and use it to raise tax revenues. Salt is also used in religious ceremonies and has other cultural significance. Salt is processed from salt mines, or by the evaporation of seawater (sea salt) or mineral-rich spring water in shallow pools. Its major industrial products are caustic soda and chlorine, and it is used in many industrial processes and in the manufacture of polyvinyl chloride, plastics, paper pulp and many other products. Of the annual production of around two hundred million tons of salt, only about 6% is used for human consumption
>>706084260
How are you today?
>>706083845
That's good
>>706084334
Asleep, most likely
>>706084330
Heh, why do you sound so keen to have me around? Anyway, the chances of me staying just went up! Thanks
Glad you are well!!! Tis very good! I am well also! Trying to be anyway!
>>706083944
Oh you rascals I think those days are done for me for awhile. i can't stay up as late anymore
>>706084175
yeah. Well I'm getting used to it
I spoke to God today, and she said that she's ashamed.
What have I become, what have I done?
I spoke to the Devil today, and he swears he's not to blame.
And I understood, cause I feel the same
>>706084046
Pupper?
>>706084374
>Sub 10 FPS
I know this feel.
I'm doing alright though, just watching Star Trek movies.
Love that gif though
>>706084381
Salt is also used in shotguns as a non lethal deterrent
>>706083817
Can't do much about you disliking her most popular songs. But if you enjoy her voice you will most likely be able to find something with her that you can love, after all she is comparable to an instrument that can be used in any genre.
>>706084046
You don't know SHIT
but CUM in your FACE
>>706084334
Sleeping
cute
>>706084533
I'm ok, though i seem to have caught a cold... How about you?
>>706083762
I HAVE SO MUCH SHIT TO DO TOMORROW
>other than that I'm fine
>>706084330
Perfect!
>>706084374
The only problem is getting too many Bs or a C is deadly
>>706084603
How long have you been sick?
>>706084732
Dick on her eye
>>706084085
Oh!
Tough loss to Wisconsin you had there, but every loss is a learning experience. As a Nebraska fan, I know this all to much. Last season was a horror movie for me.
>>706084742
>>706083940
Hello Galil
>>706084175
And Holo
>>706084260
And Shizu
And everyone else.
>Suika claim
>>706084592
Cause your waifu is beautiful
I'm glad you're foinr9well
>>706084825
Currently browsing, found 2-3 already
Ultimate solution to our problems
Goodnight beauties
>>706084875
MMMMHHHHH
>>706084993
Evening!
>>706085063
Are they just lewds or actually good lewds?
>>706085101
Goodnight beautiful.
I've got you covered, will spam Yuuko lewds in your absence.
>>706085101
Sleep nicely please.
>>706084700
Yeah, yeah you're right
I'll see if I can find anything I like
>>706085101
Goodnight unfunny one, may we threaten each other again
>>706084742
Just trying to get rid of a few things. Hope your cold gets better.
Ultimate solution to our clown problems
>>706084612
Wanna cry together in a corner while everyone else plays in their super Masterrace computer? Lol
I've never seen star trek. Was more of a star wars guy. Was it good?
>I wonder if there's a gif of shinoa you don't like
>>706084806
Rip you dude. Your schedule must be very tight
>>706084825
Damn... I'm fucked
>>706084993
Go get drunk with amatsu
>>706085101
Night gorgeous
>>706084732
>>706085221
Good morning! Are you trying to lewd already?>>706085370
Are you Amatsu? I could try, but I probably won't last long. I'm really worn out.
>>706084825
I get like this off and on consistently for a few weeks
>>706085370
You could just not be shooting for a straight Ph.D. and you'll be fine
>>706085527
The blue person is!
Sleep well?
>>706085533
Have you gotten yourself looked at?
>>706084870
Yeeea, but hey it's all ups n downs. I too know too well, also being a Lions fan...haha. But at least this way, wins seem so much more satisfying! Hope our teams have great games in the future!
>>706085063
Aww thank you, I think she is too. As is your waifu, and i'm not just saying that!
The Trumby, he thankles ye. Claimsel.
>>706084875
I'm a little curious who did this.
>>706084993
Hello Suika.
>>706085356
Ehh me too. It's making me sleep wayy too much.
>>706085354
In that case I wish you good luck finding something more pleasant. I'll take this chance to leave too, my bed is waiting for me. Good night, enjoy the drinks!
>>706085761
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUkkaqSNduU
>>706085221
I guess you'll be the judge of that but i thought they were good
>>706085665
Thanks. Can't wait to see her lewds
>>706085637
No, but I know I should. Somehow I just won't. I can't take any action or decision
>>706084189
its a dachshund and im really not sure
>>706084709
no i dont
>>706084612
yes
Eru Claim. Today was pretty fun.
>>706085823
Nothing wrong with a nap.
>>706086011
likewise, mister!
Even though I have no idea who your waifu is! Do you know mine?
>>706085527
Kek no. I'm shinoa
>>706085637
Are you shooting for a Ph.D?
>>706086285
Eli! Whatcha do?
>>706085665
I'm also a Saints fan. At least your team has a win and isn't in the worst in your division.
I wish both of your teams a great season.
Arms wide open, I stand alone
I'm no hero, and I'm not made of stone
Right or wrong, I can hardly tell
I'm on the wrong side of heaven, and the righteous side of hell
The wrong side of heaven, and the righteous side, righteous side of hell
>>706084993
Hey Suika
>>706085101
Good night
>>706085370
Star Trek and Star Wars are way different though. It was alright, but I don't really like Star Trek
>Not really, she's pretty cute and smug, top tier tbh
>>706086168
What's his name?
>>706086285
An L85A1~
>>706085637
It's only 11am, so I'm going to try and stay up some.
>>706086168
Hello One of Tomoko
>>706086285
Glad you had a good day. Hello Elle.
>>706085993
Probably my favourite of Flume's work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJUOREmP_q4
>>706086361
Fuck off
>>706086350
I went to my lab practical and hung out with my lab-bro, after that I went to chill with senpai and we went to a movie and played some arcade games. It was fun.
>>706086462
A Galil ^^
>>706086466
Ohey Suika ^^
>>706086370
Right back at cha buddy! It's always fun and games for supporters like us!
>>706086361
nice feet
>>706086525
no u
>>706086361
if you were a jew I'd skin you to wear those feet
>>706086011
Yup, we'll see~
>>706086086
Just do it!
>>706086350
I am shooting for a Ph.D. I don't really have a choice if I have to stay on the path I'm going
>>706086466
Almost lunch time!
>>706086498
I never looked into him before that song, and I agree.
It's pretty god-tier.
Never heard that from Wilco, only listened to their YHF album really to be honest.
Have you heard this new song from Justice?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw3d9KTYHIE
>>706086340
No so i guess we're on the same page
>>706083532
>>706084182
>Cut me yuno.
Which one do you want to do it?
These clowns that stab people are really inTENTs
>>706086789
Awesome! Makes it that much better I suppose!
>>706086789
when's this so called lewd kicking off?
>>706085928
Thanks!
Have a pleasant night~
>>706086797
both
>>706086779
Yeah, I'm having a small lunch right now.
>>706086916
NEVER.
>>706086779
Indeed
>>706086883
I guess
>honestly lewds uin general make me happy
>>706086916
Probably next thread
>>706087033
Oh you can't stop us
>>706086779
:(
>>706086462
I know i know. I grew up with star wars so there's that. Clones wars to e exact
>you're correct about that. If anyone says she isn't as smug as who ever besides rory, tell them to look up smudere
>>706086541
After my lab practical, I went out with a qt. Haven't been to an arcade in a long time
>>706086779
Neerrrrrrd!!!
>>706086462
her name is reba
>>706086466
hello
>>706086568
I talk like it's fun and games, but to be honest, every snap I hope that one of our players rips off the head of a player on the opposing team. Or does some really good play like Kenny Bell did a while back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqzycdM4lr8
>>706084742
>>706087033
Sounds good!
>>706087146
Lewds when?
>>706087211
You won't be sick for as long!
>>706087226
Like i said, it's awesome~
>>706087146
well, glad there's something to make you happy too!
Have you been up to much recently?
I'm not defending, downward descending,
Falling FURTHER AND FURTHER AWAY,
Getting CLOSER EVERY DAY!
>>706086361
Disgusting paws
>>706086541
Glad you had a good day man, so what's your weekend plans?
>>706086875
What
>>706087033
>Lunch
Where do you live?
>>706087146
>Lewds
Nyet please
>>706087226
>TFW know a good bit of Star Wars lore (especially regarding metals,vehicles, the Force and weaponry) but never watched the movies except for 3/4ths of the newest one
D E V I L I S H
>>706087303
Weird name
>>706086785
>Never heard that from Wilco, only listened to their YHF album really to be honest.
I hadn't heard of Wilco up until recently. Listened to their latest 2 albums (Star Wars and Schmilco), and they're both great.
>Have you heard this new song from Justice?
I hadn't, but now I have. I really like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqPawvEXy98
>>706087304
HAHAHAHAH I know those feels all too well!
And what a freakin' play! Fkn steamroller!
>>706087409
Save it for next thread
>>706087435
No nothing really. You?
>>706087521
Lewds indeed
>>706087226
Yeah it was fun. Arcades are pretty rare, in these parts but they always seem to be near movie theaters if they exist.
>>706087521
Chillin, might hang with senpai tomorrow or Sunday, whatever works for her.
>>706087532
Hey Yuuki ^^
>>706087521
i didnt get to choose
>>706087521
I live on the US West Coast, but I'm in Japan right now for work.
>>706087409
I feel bad for calling you Muco all of the time. Though I will probably still do it on occasion.
>>706085370
Not really. It's just that I tend to slack off and sometimes fall asleep, but on occasion I don't really get to do much
>>706087681
Oh bummer, hope things pick up for you soon!
And yea, a little here and there, full plate at the moment tbh...kinda scary stuff
It has been done
>>706087557
Love that Joan Cornella album cover.
Also Major Lazer just released a new song with Showtek, although it's more of the big-room/moombahton stuff it's still pretty good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VaxFIr3GJ-8
>>706087409
So is the paycheck and life~
>>706087521
I've seen all the big star wars movies. I know some outside of the movie info too just not big in the BBY
>>706087532
Digi-sword
>>706087711
It would make sense for one to be near an theater
>>706087681
Fiiiine
>>706087776
Who is Muco?
>>706086311
Naps are good.
Sleeping all day is not.
>>706087388
>Creep.png
Well.... You're not wrong...
>>706087409
But my autistic self don't want to feel better
>>706087711
Hello Eru! How's it going?
>>706087942
What's up Smuggalicious?
>Found and saved a whole lot of new pictures yesterday.
Renaming every single one of these is going be a bitch tbh.
>>706087858
What has been done?
>>706087942
Praise our Royal Smugness!
>>706088051
Am I still creepy?
>Cause I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be cute!
>>706088051
You can just sleep right here all day.
>>706088051
I realized it after I made it.
Template folder shouldn't exist.
>>706088198
a fap
>>706087854
Oh damn, i hope it gets better
>>706087948
Don't worry. We'll be lewding soon enough
>>706087948
It's from an anime/manga called Lovely Muco. About a dog. Named Muco.
>>706088353
I mean, it's all good and stuff! Just a very big, new experience that's happening really really fast, I'm not used to it, so kinda freaking and stressing!
>>706086361
I would do just about anything to get the chance to be smothered by those cute feet.
>>706087669
And fucking hell, for a wide receiver to do that good of a block? I love it.
>>706088198
That's why you name them as you download them.
>>706087875
Not sure how I feel about that one. I don't dislike it though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0gZATAGz2M
>>706087942
True, some are even IN theaters.
>>706088192
Pretty gud. How bout you?
I guess its time for lunch and then lawn mowing.
>>706088514
Hardout! I love when those amazing plays randomly happen, makes everyone freeze for a few seconds haha
>>706087942
It'll happen once I NASA!
>>706088100
That's not true.
>>706088353
Okok
>>706088367
Why would that make you feel bad?
How is everyone this evening?
>>706087853
Oh! Do you fall asleep easily?
>>706088192
Playing some red orchestra 2 on 1-5fps. You?
>>706088198
Hello Laura. I'll find a nickname to you soon unless I've forgotten yours. Why would the new pics be an issue?
>>706088483
Let's hope it's nothing bad dude
>>706088691
This is unheard of as far as i know
>>706088766
Fuck off
>>706088743
I was being obnoxious about it.
>>706088785
I listen to ASMR to induce sleep.
>PPOMO a best for that stuff
>>706088766
Decent, how's Ilya?
>>706088845
I didn't even notice!
Is it a meme to nano boost Mercy because it's happened 4 times now.
>>706088743
Oh shit! You gonna go to houston and people say 'houston, we have a problem?'
>>706088766
Pretty well, little loli. You?
>>706088876
I don't get ASMR
>smug
I wish there was a waifu meet up with all of you
I'd fucking shoot it up
What is it about anime art style that is so appealing? In regards to both sexually and artistically?
Also, if anyone knows, how did this style come about, and why is it so huge and well known by the Japanese? (I only ask because of all the Japs that were at my school, all could draw this style perfectly)
>>706088483
I'm sure you can handle it
>>706088743
Soon
>>706088920
That's what I did over the summer!
Hopefully gonna head over there for my postdoc and then whenever a job opens up
>>706088743
Sadly it's really how I feel
>>706088785
Let's hope indeed! I mean, it's going to be good for my life, but just a lot of nuisance till it passes...
Hope you're not experiencing quite so draining...
>>706089110
And thank you! I believe in myself, just gotta go with the times!
>>706088785
Its pretty neat, but we went to this like, funland kinda place called Pojos and she kicked my ass at Tekken Tag.
But I came back during Mortal Kombat.
>>706089011
It's really fucking relaxing. Pop some headphones or earphones in, and listen. Relax, and close your eyes.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GBMWjRWk4t4
>>706089110
waitinggg
>>706089305
Nobody wants to be sick, you just dont want to go to the doctor or want to avoid something else
>>706088766
I'm doing okay. Tired.
>>706088701
I love big plays on the offense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWpJKY3jI5E
But I like big hits on defense more.
>>706089367
Pretty much. Hopefully some lewds will help.
>>706088514
Would you really think I'd have enough time to rename them if I found them in mass quantities?
>>706088698
>Lunch.
Nigga, it's an hour 'till midnight, where the hell do you live?
>>706088785
Since when did you give the others nicknames? If you already did that, I must be too tired to remember that you do that.
>There is no problem with the pics. The more, the better. It's what I want to rename them that could be a problem.
>>706089074
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anime#History
>Two of the Captcha pics were the same thing.
Is it broken again?
>>706089582
>>706089531
yes yes, hopefully lewds will help us both, and all around!
>>706089520
some of these men are just freakin' gods...but amen to that brother!
>>706086361
You made someone paint their toenails red, what are you doing
>>706089399
