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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Being an Elitist in the /waifu/ Community is like winning a gold medal in the special Olympics. You're still retarded.
>Most importantly, Remember to get enough sleep!
Miho claimed
>>706089540
>he lives in australia
I guess not if you got them from like a folder or something.
Fuck off cancer
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>lewd edition?
Name : Daniel M Keem
Alias(es): Keemstar, DJ Keemstar, Keem
Address: 12 Greenbranch Rd Buffalo, NY 14224
Old Address: 55 Mineral Springs Rd Buffalo, NY 14210
Born: March 8, 1982
SSN: 062-66-1997
Email: [email protected]
Email #2: [email protected]
Email #3: [email protected]
Email #4: [email protected]
Email #5: [email protected]
Email #6: [email protected]
Email #7: [email protected]
Email #8: [email protected]
Email #9: [email protected]
School: Sir Oliver Mowat CI. (Class of 2014)
98.118.154.136 (Old IP: 98.118.172.140)
Country: United States
Country Code: US (USA)
Region: New York
City: Buffalo
Postal Code: 14224
Latitude: 42.8356
Longitude: -78.7484
Family:
Bervely A Keem
Daniel M Keem
Daryl M Keem
Gerald R Keem
Mary Alice Keem
Sarah E Keem
Diane M Woloszyn
House:
Value of $114K
Year Built: 1964
1,124 sqft
Lot Size: 9,300 sqft
3 Bedrooms
1 Bathroom
Single Family House
>>706088915(fox)
>>706088920(smug)
I'm doing well, Fox and Smugger, glad that you two are doing well/decent. Anything interesting happen during your days?
>>706089520(shiro)
I guess that's to be expected at this time (assuming same timezone of course)
>>706089582
Perfect bake
>>706089057
I'll teleport behind you and slice you with my katana
>>706089137
>holo
Oh shit you went to houston!? If i were to known sooner or would've meet you with you! Oooh best of luck homie
>>706089367
>akeno
Pray for the strength to endure it dude!
It's not. Please do be well
>>706089420
>eru
What's pojos? Aw shit nigga!
>>706089451
>rem
Maybe when I want to sleep lol
>>706089540
>Laura
When the give me nicknames. Think of it as an eye for an eye thing. Ooh! I get it. I still have many unnamed pics
>>706089956
Why am I still getting hate?
Hi all again!
>>706089990
Nothing new at the gym so there's that
>shinoa
>>706089956
Why does he have 9 FUCKING emails?
>>706089531
>>706089856
yes yes, hopefully lewds will help us both, and all around!
>>706089520
some of these men are just freakin' gods...but amen to that brother!
>>706090036
Its kinda like a Chucky Cheese but like, better.
>>706090175
Maybe not everyone
>i still don't get how people hate lewds
>>706089990
Wolf!
and not really, just going through the grid.
>>706090036
Yeah, thanks!
Houston is a pretty gross city, though. I never got used to the weather.
at least the food around JSC is good.
>Nest fox claimu
Finally got my computer to actually restart
>>706089990
Central standard time for me.
>>706089494 [holo]
yeah I don't know much tbh
Playing LoL, slow replies
>>706090065
>>706090036
The strength will come, I know it, or at least convincing myself to believe so! I just have a habit of always breaking myself down until a 'light switch' comes on, it's a weird mechanism to explain...some weird psychological survival thing maybe... but thanks, I'm remaining as positive as I can, and people like you help a lot!
>>706090350
yea...me neither...especially tasteful lewds. It goes hand in hand...guess we'll never know
>>706089540
Upside-down Land.
Best
>>706090065
Why are you tripfaging?
>>706090630
Oh well. I'll just enjoy my lewds along with any others willing to join.
>>706090781
Good question
>>706090363
My bad! Guess there's nothing really wrong with an average day.
>>706090456
Ah, I'm eastern but it's still close enough for my other response to hold true.
>>706090490
Evening yuuki
>>706090815
are we allowed to lewd it up a bit now?
>>706090891
Faggot you're not welcome here anymore
>>706090036
Good as hell m8
Calamity-masu'd
>>706090374
Hello Ran.
>>706090363
She looks like a fox, though.
>>706090036
If we all teleport behind him, do we telefrag each other?
>>706090456
Hello Shiro
>>706089540
I live in the US, but I'm in Japan for work.
>>706090944
Yeah. I'm ready to lewd it up
>>706090341
So adults chuck e cheeses?
>>706090363
We sounds like you were in the south part of the city. I'm up north of it
>>706090490
You're a slow reply
>>706090630
I know what you mean. It's still hard to explain. But I dually say 'fuck it' and power through it. Good to hear dude! Glad we could ease your day! As you can see, I'm shinoa. You can call me smug
>>706090944
No. No lewding the waifu!
>>706090972
You're good as hell
>>706091081
Yes
>smug
>>706091093
I thank you for your compliment.
I will head to sleep, otherwise Inwill be practically dead for my show. Have a flat chested Rem
>>706091093
Smugathor :^)
>>706091081
Hi Suika, no steal
>>706091093
Hello Smugaloo
>>706090420
Hello there, Ginko.
I hope you're doing well.
>>706090909
This is true, can generally always go worse.
>>706091081
But is wolf!
>>706091093
I just don't like the humidity.
I like places that cool down at night
>>706090909
Heyo! How's it going?
>>706091093
No u
>>706091093
Pretty much.
>>706089754
I guess you could say that.
>>706090036
I can tell you this now, I can occasionally have bad ideas for nicknaming myself.
>>706090644
˙noʎ spuǝɟɟo ʇı pɹɐǝɥ ı ǝsnɐɔǝq ¿noʎ puǝɟɟo sıɥʇ ƃuıop sǝop
>>706091081
I don't think I was asking that question to the thread.
>>706091086
sweet
>>706091093
Shinoa? Nice to meet you, officially. Yea I get that mentality, sometimes it takes a little bit of salt to just fuk it and grind on, otherwise where else will you be...so thanks again! I appreciate it! Smug~ heh
>>706091576
Go all out. It's more fun that way
>>706090627
>>706090627
>>706091697
>>706091793
So is this Sachii as well?
>>706091697
what's the story here?
>>706091692
titts
>>706091093
day-walker
>>706090456
hey!
>>706091840
Yes it is.
>>706091535
I dunno. I do kinda read it alright.
It takes something of great magnitude to offend me.
>>706091692
fun fun is fun
>>706091428
Hey Ruri, I'm doing alright.
Found out that the filesize limit for images has been lowered to 2 MB, so I've been compressing images for the past hour.
How's life treating you?
>>706091840
1mb+ is mi liu
>drunken and stellar claim
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mytLkKZGfv0
>>706092132
Shit.
>>706091922
>>706091980
I'm guessing Mi Liu started this and then Sachii started copying him?
>>706091961
Oh look, its Explorer. Yeah, filesize has been bad for me. My camera on my phone takes 4-10 mb pics and it takes a heap of cropping to get it usable
>>706091916
>>706091081
Sorry, I'm going to bed now. Hope you both have wonderful days.
~Shiro
a picture is hung but a person is hanged.
discuss
>>706091209
Kek thank you. I'm guessing you'll be calling me flat chest as a nickname? I'll add it to the list. Good big nice chest
>>706091232
Yes ',:^)
>>706091320
Why hello there ran
>>706091461
Oh. Well then. I can't fix the climate dude. Sorry
>>706091473
Yes u
>>706091482
How's the pizza?
>>706091535
I'll come up with one
>>706091576
That's me yes haha. Idk about the salt part since I Rarley get salty. You're welcome, akeno. Yeah it's fitting isn't it?
>>706091916
Vampire scum
>>706092131
No. Bad lil ship
Bad
>>706092132
>>706092181
Night
>>706092205
More than likely.
>>706092205
accurate
>>706091461
Hell, sometimes average is better than exciting if you've been getting overwhelmed.
>>706091473
Going pretty well, just hanging out until I fall asleep. Hope work today was smoother than last I heard of it
>>706091916
Not just tits, big tits
>>706091952
Indeed. Lewd edition is my Favorite edition
>>706092367
Fantastic pizza, fun games, its a gr8 place.
>>706092367
thats a lot of links...
Happy birthday, 4chan.
As a celebration, the next person to post an image of their Waifu will receive a pleasant surprise within the next 24 hours.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwjwx3bZkK8
>>706092367
We won, I'm a god at this game
>>706092367
very fitting indeed! And oh by salt, I didn't mean salty like the whole internet type meme, just meant it as the ol' saying 'take it with a grain of salt' kinda thing, sorry I wasn't clear! But you get the idea haha, so tell me a bit about yourself?
>akeno
heh, so we go by our waifu's? (still new to these threads if ya could tell)
>>706092367
It's almost as if you were asking for lewds, lil' smug
>>706091320
I'm trying to be nice today
>watch me get trips
>>706092276
Goodnight.
>>706091535
My mistake.
>>706091461
Maybe some sort of fox-wolf hybrid. Like a dire corgi?
>>706092650
when she shows bobs
>lewwwwwwdies!
>>706092367
Why don't you join the discord?
>>706092815
Oh, that's oddly suspicious
>>706088198
When you post that creepy lurking image.
Usually you're cute.
>>706088238
Tempting.
>>706092650
I have 20mins only to be able to cum
>>706092205
Incorrect. One of them is shitposter that comes in here. There's 2 or 3 of them. I talked to one the other day in the thread asking why they kept posting this. The "my parents beat me pls respond" one from this summer
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkklhgflhkgf
>>706092225
I've managed to avoid cropping by using jpg quality compression. Since it's all art and not photography, the compression is barely noticeable.
I don't mind the 2 MB filesize limit, it's just a bother to have to compress stuff.
I'm glad they didn't change the WebM filesize limit though.
>>706091961
Well, I'm glad to hear that, Ginko.
Well, I'll have to resize about half of my images as well, but considering that the vast majority of your pictures happen to be /hr/, it'll probably be much more tedious for you.
>How's life treating you?
Pretty well, honestly. Aside from my inability to keep up with calculus, I've been doing well so far.
What about you?
>>706093360
nice feet
>>706093283
gib archive link of your conversation pls
>>706091793
>>706093589
>>706093225
When ever you like. <3
>>706093603
anyone able to fix this somehow so the two mains arent sliced in half? would appreciate it!
>>706092941
Keepem coming
>>706093226
Alright n
Enjoy the lewds as you can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vOF9rTf2P8
claiming
>>706093603
2nd one from the left looks exactly like pic related.
>>706093283
Ya I was in there too. The same one that cums on tomo all the time
>>706092658
>passing thru /b/ and what threads are on
>see this one
>see you claimed Elle
good choice she needs more love
>>706092658
Got meat lovers?
>>706092785
Go to the world championships::^^^))))
>>706092787
Oh! No dude itsuzu my fault for not getting it. I live in texas and currently in school and work yeah we do, akeno. But some have nicknames here that others call them by
>>706092808
I'm not
>>706093175
I feel like I'll be shunned becuase 'elitist'
>>706092705
I know, hano. I know
>>706093852
thank. u 2 mane. v nice
>>706093864
back to 8gag
>>706093981
MAYBE I WILL
>>706093283
Ya I was in there too. The same one that posts Mai all the time.
>>706091936
Give me an example of what I shouldn't do.
>>706092367
Thanks.
>>706092705
I know, right?
>>706093225
Quite the late reply I see.
@706093360
Not even going to bother.
@706093409
Same with you.
>>706093879
well there ya go
>>706093681
>>706093981
how can i get as popular as you?
>>706093940
Elle best girl ^^
>>706093981
I dunno, we just had Hawaiian.
>>706094295
Sucking dick
>>706094123
>@706093360
>Not even going to bother.
>@706093409
>Same with you.
Did they fucking reply to you?
>>706093981
Ah tis no worries! simple mistake heh! and okies, perhaps one day Ill be nicknamed, but im chill either way!
Oh cool, what's texas like for you? And glad to see you have a couple things to fill your time!
Look at this mentally retarded hug box
>>706094123
you owe me 2 (You)s
8fags are fleeing to the superior circlejerk
>>706093852
>>706094381
>Not already knowing that I dislike that shitty meme.
How long have you been gone?
>>706094504
I don't owe you anything.
>>706094561
upvoted
>>706094371
>>706094295
Put quantity over quality and reply to everyone with short unthoughtful posts, putting everyone you reply to on the spot so they'll reply to you.
>>706094693
yes you do
>>706093981
Probably not, everyone is pretty chill
besides Esdeath
>>706094727
>>706094762
this
>>706094808
I feel like it's also like inviting drama to join ...
>>706094693
I hate it too, but nobody asked.
I haven't left /waifu/ for longer then two days in months.
>>706094808
Am I too elitist for the Discord?
>>706094762
please dont be mean through me
>>706095091
Because you're a fucking loser, that's why
>>706094796
No.
I.
Don't.
>>706095091
That must be some hardcore lurking you're doing, then.
>>706094123
Hit a woman without provocation
Hurt an animal around me
Be the literal biggest asshole you could imagine for months on end
Thats about it off the top of my head.
>>706095267
Being a elitist also helps .
Now that all the newfags are elitists it should be easy.
>>706094870
>>706094054
I'd like to see that. No joke
>>706094123
Now to think of something that fits you
>>706094295
>>706094357
This lol
>>706094338
I never had Hawaiian
>>706094412
Yeah dude you'll get a nick name given the time spent here. Maybe something like VP lightning cause if i remember correctly, akeno controls lighting or something with being sadistic
Idk. What do you wanna know about the lone star state? Yeah it kill boredom for sure haha
>>706094418
I know
>>706094808
So what I've heard
>>706095009
DAMMIT LIL SHIP
STOP RIGHT THERE
>>706095113
This
Finally drifting off, hope you all sleep well, good night
>>706095367
i'm going to let you relax now
>>706095381
>>706095476
Goodnight little loli
>smug
>>706095464
Same, i'd love to play professionally
>>706095476
Good night Illya!
>>706095510
Go back to ERPing in telegram.
>>706095464
how long have you been posting in these threads
>>706095061
But you aren't there anyway...
>>706095464
it's comfy most of the time, you should join
>>706095510
You're responding to Sachii by the way.
>>706094295
do the opposite of me
>>706095464
Lame, you need to get sum hawaiian.
>>706095785
>>706095464
No
>>706095700
Yeah, that's why, though! Is it better than the thread?
>>706095775
there are two of you?
>>706095881
So HD you can see the original animators disappointment
>>706095464
Heh well I'm sure i'll be hanging around for quite some time, so we'll see for sure! and yea, Akeno controls mostly lightning powers!
And anything you deem worthy for me to know about it! Being such a large state n all!
>>706095950
No, just an impersonator.
>>706095950
No.
I just have all of mai's pics saved because I have crippling autism
>>706096160
oh thats lame sorry about that
thanks for letting me know
>>706095895
it's about the same, there's occasionally Drama, but it gets sorted quickly
>>706096176
Filename checks out.
Claiming
>>706096323
Just so you know
>>706094762
Is still me.
>>706096425
So, no advantage. Well, I suppose at least people don't lewd there.
>>706096629
maybe you should use a tripcode to shake off your impersonator
>>706096160
rude
>>706096554
?
>>706095359
The only thing I'd really do is move smaller pets around with my legs, and that'd be about it.
>Not kicking them, but just moving them to a point where they realize "Hey, anon is wanting me to move, so I'll do just that" or if they just lay there without giving a shit and moving them wouldn't change their attitude.
>>706095464
Yes. Yes you do.
>>706096663
...
yeah, sure
>>706096769
>maybe you should use a tripcode to shake off your impersonator
>>706095359
Hit anyone without provocation?
>>706096964
Ran, that's your "almost stole my tiddies" face. What are you hiding?
...
Nevermind. Don't clue me in.
>>706095630
How's the pay to play professionally?
>>706095694
Late Feb, early March
>>706095700
You're not the first to ask me to join. I'm still thinking about it
>>706095848
Gimme some pros and cons
>>706095881
DAMMIT LIL SHIP
>>706096123
Yeah boy! You're here forever now. I'll call you VP zapper now
If you like the heat, the pride, the bbq, come here
>>706096894
Cause of the bunny ears. I'm calling you bun
>>706096966
hmm
>>706097143
Pros: Pineapple + Ham, best combo
Cons: None, Best Pizza Evr.
>>706096004
Kek
>>706097143
C'mon now
>>706097143
Forever sounds nice, heh cool nickname, thanks Smug. Akeno fits that title well, she's great.
and nice nice, so all your typical southern appeals. pretty cool!
I on the other hand live all the way down in NZ!
>>706097143
this iteration was still pretty young then, right?
>>706097087
We have a lewd channel
it gets crazy
>Time for sleep
>>706097143
Like, 30k minimum
>>706097591
Goodnight. You always put me in a better mood, Ran.
>>706098119
hey how are you
>>706098418
I am quite okay thanks! How are you?
Rory, I hate to be a retard here, but where do I purchase loadout items? I want to put PPCs on my mech.
>>706095817
>>706098536
vaguely depressed but i'll be fine
how was your friday?
>>706098587
Or is it that I'm stuck with the loadout of whatever mech I buy? This is the first one I'm buying.
>>706095817
>>706095874
>>706095817
whoa i accidentally missed your post
i guess maybe you're right about that lol
What happened to that guy who spamed smug anime girls?
He inspired me.
>>706097258
Nah fam. Meat lovers is best pizza. And thanks for the QOTT
>>706097333
YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW
>>706097433
Kek does it? You're welcome VP zapper lol
It's something alright. Best state and friendilest too
Wew thats pretty far
>>706097503
The thread came around late 2015 so yee
>>706097629
Wew
>>706099150
thats what i thought. somebody was trying to tell me these were much older the other day. thanks
>>706098683
Aww mane that's no good, what's up?
And my friday was okay, busy with work. But today was alright, but still had to do some work related things even though it's saturday...oh geez it's later than I thought too...how was your friday/saturday?
>>706099150
Best state and friendliest, not sure if sarcasm? if not, that's really cool!
And yea, am far far away...
