s/fur fag thread
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s/fur fag thread
I'll post a comic while telling the story that people are anticipating.
>>705995009
o....o
But... but...
She has a perfectly good...
Weiiird....
Pretty much I got drunk, made out with a dude. Lost him, found another. Turns out he was a f to m transvestite. Fucked him and was not impressed. Turned me off dudes all around.
>>705995215
LOL but that's not a real man
>>705995315
Yeah but the real dude was not the best at kissing or making out in general. Again, bit of a turn off.
>>705995215
That's it?
That was fucking pointless
>>705995381
You asked. I delivered.
>>705995215
:O
I've just never liked male plumbing :P
Though I suppose it is convenient...
>>705995439
Personal preferences I guess.
>>705995368
A bad kissing experience with 1 guy and a bad sexual experience with a tranny. Ok
>>705995368
Kissing is my favorite part... I've only kissed one guy who was good at it :O
>>705995497
:O
Faggot
:O
>>705995381
I thought it was cute :O
Both the comic and the story...
>>705995480
Which is my only experience with the male gender in that regard. Course the only bad experience with a chick was with this fat chick. Felt Oedipussy as fuck.
>>705995497
Sucks right? Course it made me self conscious as fuck for a while
>>705995470
I guess...
my entire house smells like turpentine
>>705995688
What did you do?
>>705995688
sounds fun
>>705995725
i don't know i just woke up and everything smells like turpentine
maybe i fell asleep with the windows open and the neighbours started doing stuff with turp
>>705995569
I mean, there's a lot of girls that are bad kissers too... but most girls actually like kissing, so they are better at it :3
>>705995810
More than likely. At least it's better than your neighbours doing stuff with meth. Cops came by today and did a drug bust on them.
>>705995850
Idk what it is, but chicks just seem better at it naturally or some shit like that.
>>705995859
jesus
>>705995932
Yeah, giving a statement completely wasted was fun. Hell it wasn't my first time dealing with the cops wasted but at least it was on my own property.
>>705995859
>using his tongue
>keeper
>>705996087
Dudes who give chicks head without being pushed into it are far and few between. So I've been told.
And back to our regular programming.
>>705996087
>>705995919
girls bodies react more to emotional response, where as guys tend to be a bit more mechanical...
Kissing is pretty emotional over mechanically stimulating, so girls tend to know what they want out of it :P
>>705996392
That's pretty solid reasoning I'll believe that.
A thank you to anon who posted the comics. Made my morning.
>>705996451
My pleasure sir.
>>705996141
Depends if she's clean and celibate, otherwise there's nothing more I'd rather spend between the folds of.
>>705996497
Welcome fellow autistic faglord.
>>705996522
As long as it ain't sweaty and just rank in general, I don't mind muffdiving any day of the week.
>>705996579
stfu n00b
>>705996141
It's unfortunate that it's the case...
It's a very important quality, definitely a must have... but there's other important qualities too... like being nice :P
>>705996185
CUUTE!
>>705996631
Don't make me go all BA Baracus on you foo.
>>705996668
A quality my drunk self seems to lack.
>>705996446
You have cute pictures :3
>>705995872
dub?
>>705996522
I hope you hold yourself to the same standard as well...
I personally couldn't imagine asking somebody to even lay their head in my lap if I felt smelly.
>>705996668
Chicks dig assholes though. It's nice to be the steady person but, let's face it.. no one wants to trade down.. at least when you're facing spending the rest of eating that same 'sandwich'.
Some of my ex's in the furry community have been huge sluts.. but it just comes with the territory.
so furry, bitches love to slobber the fur knob
>>705996740
I'm sure you're not that bad :O
>>705996867
dibdub
>>705996782
I pride myself on my collection of furry cuties.
>>705996909
I think you mean chicks dig dudes eating asshole.
>>705996971
You should meet my sober self some time. He's far more charming than I.
>>705996906
Of course, one isn't without their own standards.
Some enjoy some natural odor so it isn't so bad to not bathe 'every' day. Or at least touch up the areas that count for a hot date. :x
>>705996909
I don't get the ones that do, but not all of them like assholes...
>>705997009
darn. Looks like my scar dub wolf is broken again. It saved the dubs for special moments.
>>705997031
No thanks, maybe saran wrapped around a tongue or MAYBE an enema but I'd be hard pressed.
My ex tried but who knows what she was capable of for trying to get me to rim her.
>>705997119
this band i found has dubs in their name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9ihjO_qiUI
>>705997031
Booze makes people weird :3
My roommate gets all cuddly and lonely when he drinks... it's cute when I'm around to keep him happy, but I hate to see him drink alone.
Lots of projection and generalizations.
Like all men rape, all woman like assholes huh?
Millions of people on the planet, the few you chose to date where poor choices, and you've projected your own failures onto the world as fact.
>>705997200
hey i got dubs too
>>705997284
That's like saying not all electronic computers run on electricity despite the fact that all of yours do.
>>705997284
bitches also enjoy cannons from what i hear
>>705997191
Each to their own.
>>705997218
When I drink alone I'm like I am now. When I drink socially I'm normally smoking cigars or weed.
>>705997071
I knew a guy where you could smell fish whenever you got within handshake distance x...x
I can't imagine him taking his pants off...
But I think at the point where it starts to smell like fish, you've either just woke up after a fun night, or you have really bad hygiene standards...
You're comparing a computer to a self made social construct.
It's like good and bad, they very in place to place in meaning because they don't exist in nature.
Asshole falls into that category of a construct.
A computer is not a construct.
You're obviously autistic, or just extremely stupid.
>>705997490
Drinking makes me horny x....x
I don't really drink a whole lot anymore.
>>705997500
Yep. Knew a guy called 'pissboy' on the campus.
Couldn't do it. That, and he acted chummy and watched Power Rangers on the computers all day. @_@
>>705997608
Sounds like you'd be fun to drink with.
Everything is a construct.
Nothing is absolutely intrinsic.
>>705997679
Though it's kind of a good mix when I drink with my roommate ;)
>>705997608
You just haven't found the right partner to practice with. I prefer a good give and take with lots of communication. :D
You'll get there.
>>705997739
163 cute 872 me
>>705997640
I think some people just don't realize how bad they can smell... Though I don't know if I'd go so far as to call him names :\
>>705997739
Oh my :3
>>705997820
i wanna bury my face in ellise's head fluff
Idiot confirmed. A constrruct is something that does not have a physical value.
Like Love, Hate, Good, Bad, and the concept of an asshole.
Saying all men Rape, or that Woman like Assholes is a generalized projection of a construct.
Not all woman like assholes.
The very defintion of what an asshole is changes from person to person.
You could be salty with one group of people and goon around and they'd be fine, the next person over may hate it.
You're a dumb ass.
There's a thing called Empirical Scientific Evidence, of which you clearly have none other than your own isolated retarded experiences that you can't come to terms with.
Fox and the grapes?
Too stupid to get it?
It's called cognitive dissonance
>>705997793
Yeah? Just a good combination together?
>>705997929
Dude you're falling for a major rusing. Quit while you're ahead.
>>705997994
GET HARSHLY RUSED BREH
You're an asshole.
More so Gravity for example is not a Construct.
I dare you to jump off a tall building you silly fuck lol
Do it and tell me Gravity is just a construct lel
Everything is a construct xD you're funny as fuck, retarded.. but hilarious
It's a contruct that happens to be a physical phenomenon.
>>705997994
One's horny, the other is lonely... by the end of the night we both get what we want :P
can we just take a moment to enjoy the fluffy bats pls
>>705998243
i see your bat and raise you a lioness
>>705998243
I'm enjoying the fluffy bats :P
I don't know what everybody else is doing though...
>>705997920
bats are incredibly cute. Ellise is slowly giving me diabeetus. She's way too cute.
Actually no. A construct by definition is something without a physical value, it is an idea created that has no physics value outside of thought.
Please try again.
>>705998218
Ha! Nice.
>>705998046
So I've been told.
>>705998051
Theories are just scientific explanations for everyday shit. It's the -closest- explanation for natural forces. We simply adapt.
I'm going to bed.
-Z
BATTTTTTSSSSS
your definition is a construct.
Please do, and go to school or some shit afterwards instead of rotting your brain looking at furfaggot shit.
Your stupidity is a great example of why the world is going to shit.
People like your retarded ass will end up Shooting nukes at one another and destroying the earth out of sheer stupidity.
>>705998318
Speaking of, I'm gonna go crawl in bed... I'm tired :O
>>705998504
BATS.
Afternoon lads.
>>705998504
And you're the first to shoot back when someone says that gullible is written on the ceiling.
>>705998548
Night cutie.
the world has been "going to shit" since the beginning of time, btw.
best part is the world isn't going to be any more or less shit no matter what you do, so do what you like.
Are you Toaster kin too?
>>705998611
yisssss
>>705998668
i'm asskin
asskin you to stop
Right, you're voting for Hillary. I get it hahahaha
Fap fap fap
>>705998900
>>705998920
my nob can only get so hard fam
>>705998801
bruh
>>705998742
Too good
>>705999062
>>705999114
>Stop objectifying animals your bunch of bigoted white CIS SCUM!
>i hope became a mod so i can purge those goobergators out of my board!
>>705999326
don't pay attention to them
they're just contributing to the image cap
I'm sleepy, and it's 6am. Have a good one criek.
Also some songs. You've probably heard 'em all, but they're still golden oldies.
https://youtu.be/ylGkm2EHHvE
https://youtu.be/aRPqQMMOHI4
https://youtu.be/4AKbUm8GrbM
>>705998504
>ad hominem
great show of intellect there bud
>>705999326
Feel free though if you wanna use terms like goober gators
>>705999555
>intellect
thesaurus abuse*
>>705999544
eyy peace out fam
>>705999555
nice get
did i win
>>705999896
aw
check em??
>>706000000
>>705999999
I hope someone will post maned wolf sooner or later
>>706000198
probably not
