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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Only retards use elitism as an insult
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>705423938
Correct.
CLAIMED
>>705424095
Oh hun its been so long
Ladies and Gents, Dan Gheesling has been claimed.
Hello
>no life
>juvia claimed
>lewd waifu edition?
>>705423938
How about I cute the smugga?
Calamity-masu'd
Erica claimed
>>705423833
Nothing much was heading to bed got stuff to do in the morning.
>>705423938
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo?
Night everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp6XS22INyA
>>705424139
Imma fucking kill you.
>>705423408(Homura)
Hello
Here
>>705423833 (Eru)
Formulas are a godsend. I would be so lost without them.
>mfw literally the entire exam tomorrow can be done on a calculator
>>705423938 (Smuggalicious)
Yep. One of the best times was when a group of 3 came in to buy beer five minutes before the cutoff, and I was even telling them to hurry up and was genuinely trying to help them out. I got through one of them and the cutoff time happened and it wouldn't let me sell anymore beer to the other two. They were devastated.
>>705424333
Alright, goodnight ^^
>>705424094
Thank you lol
>>705424221
No lewding the waifu
>>705424286
I wasn't prepared for this!
>>705424333
Kookokokokokokok?
Goodnight
>>705424146
Fuck
>>705424054
Yeah, I do, why?
>>705423938
I'm your only baby!
still here
>>705420452
wrong one rip i wanted to quote>>705419610
anyways how do you do
>>705420481
>a mexican can't be a jew
>>705420541
your right but i just wanted to have the last say in this... im never sure where im going with this shit
>>705420644
you better believe it
>good
im not as ugry as you
>>705420966
possibly
>>705420695
>>705421172
your weak, wait is alice the one with a paper with a drawing taped to their face or some shit, i saw one about cooking with someone and they did that like 2 weeks back
>>705422695
same time zone as me, where you from
my internet is shitting me
>>705424419
do as you wish KAWAII COUSTEU WILL PREVAIL!
>>705424570
Nice.
>Those are the best kind of exams
>>705424583
Sneak Attack!~
>>705424146
Damn it you stole my claim!
>>705424350
Nice legs
Is check out the video but I'm in bed on my phone
>>705424709
Yes, that's Alice!
>>705424583
I guess you are the only smart person here on /waifu/
It's time to sleep. Have a wonderful night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I73T9yLdoH0
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAcDOuPxMyQ
ƃuᴉlsǝǝɥפ uɐp
>>705424731
No.
claim
>>705424941
goodnight
>>705424752
They really are the best, though not as good as online open note/book tests
>>705424921
Figured I'd only be accused of looking at the first anon's answer
>>705424583
You'll never stop me
>>705424709
Please keep going.
>>705425287
I'm sure.
>>705424921
Its 87
>>705424570
Awww dude that's nice if you helping them out. So after the cutoff time, you can't check the booze out?
>>705424620
I'm of course you are!
>>705424709
I am~
>I'll ride with you all night;)
:(
>>705424752
>
>>705424921
Post it again and. You posted when thread was over
>>705424941
Night
>>705425330
Bad Juvia
Bad!
>>705424773
You have a thing for legs, huh, you should talk to Yume if he ever comes on.
It's just some remixed Pokemon sound tracks, whats your favourite region in Pokemon? Personally I love Hoenn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65sguNOAuLo
Dan Coolsling claimed.
Kamina Buscemi claimed best husbando
>>705425455
Sure, but everyone knows the answer now.
If you can explain your answer I will still accept it.
Miho claimed
>Sleeps on Shizuru lap <3
Dan Cheesling.
>>705425455
Yeah, I was in a good mood haha, and you're correct. Here it's midnight, and once the computer updates the time to midnight, it won't allow me to even ring up the booze; it just says "this item cannot be sold at this time"
>>705425285
True, I had a test for my comm class and I have this dictionary app on my laptop, he said it was open book so any time I came across something confusing I doubletapped it for the definition
>Easy as pie.
>>705425455
>cozy is best
>
>>705425691
The numbers are upsidedown.
>>705424709
Yeah, the same one.
>>705425455
>I'm of course you are
Mom, your english broke.
>>705425900
You have to answer in order to explain your answer.
Why would you explain the answer without answering?
Dan Beesling.
Dan Skisling.
>>705425472
Sinnoh.
>>705424509
Ayy. I'm sleepy.
Dan Greasling.
I'm back very earlier! ; )
Kawakami claimed
>>705425499
How's rewrite going, if you've start it?
>Still afk
Claimed.
>>705424857
>>705426059
alright then so what time did you say, its like 7 40 here
>>705425330
i want to but>>705425455
>>705425455
excellent
>but your not being lewd
:D
>>705425762
gotta suck
>>705425691
again why are we solving this
>>705425455
As long as i have lewds i shall keep lewding
>>705426261
Dan Stretchsling.
>>705426401
Hi Mai How are you?
>>705426319
Ohayo. What time is it there?
Nonon Jakuzure claimed.
Pure as vanilla, but has a kick like cinnamon.
Question of the thread; What would you change your waifu for?
>>705426523
Don't let him stop you
>>705426523
To prove you are smarter than a potential Chinese Elementary School 1st grader.
Dan Goosling.
>>705426077
Well its obvious that its 87. The numbers are upside down.
>Eru
>>705425900
I would just go to the index of the book and find where the question would be mentioned and skim the pages. Otherwise, if I have a PDF of the book I just CTRL+F
>>705425472
I honestly don't remember much about Pokemon. Last one I played was Silver when I was 8 years old.
I do have a thing for legs, they're lovely
>>705426192
Slept Homu. I'm also lying in bed, I figure it will be a repeat of last night where I sleep for a little bit then come shitpost
>>705426319
Why so early?
>>705426383
Still here
>>705426523
>>705426820
>its obvious
You would be surprised.
>>705426523
It's 7:54 here currently. I said PST!
>>705426712 >>705426549
Oi, no lewd here
>>705426401
Make sure she cleans her glasses every once in a while
>>705426823
Nice.
>Mfw our book is basically a fucking printed out thing slapped in a binder
>My college made the book
>Its such a cheap ass looking book but it costs $100
>>705426957
People often mistake things at first glance, especially when they're time limited, plus people assume way too much, and it often leads to poor results.
>>705426628
Hi it's about noon now
I could return home earlier than usual
I tried to post very cute pic but the error said that the data is too big to post,fuck
Dan Feelsling
>>705427105
Yep, that was my calculus book, it was $200 and wasn't even bound, it was all loose leaf.
>>705424350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jmOr3BPLQY
>>705427122
Image size limit was reduced from 4 megabytes to 2. It sucks.
Jacques Gheesling
>>705426192
Beautiful game, also had some really beautiful music as well.
You're up a bit early aren't you? Or am I being really blind
>>705426904
Never played Silver, I should change that one day. Legs are lovely.
>
>>705427300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM-9R44lMxg
>>705427325
>Right after I upscaled most of my images to 2+ mb
Ree
>>705425691
Turn the picture upside down and it says 86, ,88,89,90,91. Not 16 06, 68, 88, ,98
>>705425762
Good mood yuuki a best
Dude that's brutal for anyone who is a second late. Does it also apply to cigarettes?
>>705426059
FUCKING PHONE
I meant 'of course you are' I swear I have no idea where the 'im' came from
>>705426523
>it's joke
:)
>>705426549
Juvia won't be happy
>>705426635
Kotori minami
Alice is MINE
>>705427130
Dan Kingsling.
>>705426523
Somewhere around 4 pm and the other around 6 pm. Why did you wanted to know if I could contact her?
>>705426952
Why are your clothes always worn out?
>>705427130
I like this guy.
>>705426583
Fine, what about you Sachii?
>>705427274
Fuckin hell.
>College book monopolies are a bitch.
>>705426635
Change?No I just have waifus,the old waifu continue to be my waifu of course
>>705426904
I could call my job a day at 11
>>705427325
Why reduced?to reduce the burden?
Question:What's your favorite eroge or anime song?
Sometimes, school can be a bit rough.
Dan Deansling.
Good night friends.
>>705427529
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ6XpUz2RmA
>>705427856
>>705426383
its pretty good from what little i have played so far
shizuru is weird
>rattle rattle
>>705426401
can i hug you? :3
>>705427849
>shit I forgot to post pic
>>705427542
No, alcohol and lottery are the only things with cutoff times. Counties set up laws for alcohol, and lottery is dictated by the state lottery place. For us, we can't sell after 1am (I think?), but we can sell again at 5am. You can still buy scratch off tickets, just not any of the "online" games like Power Ball.
>>705427828
Literally the most pointless monopoly. We're already paying out the ass for tuition, but they can get away with it, so fuck us.
>>705427100
I will not stop lewding
>>705427542
Shhhhh. She doesn't need to know
>>705427726
fine too
sachi?
>>705427856
good night
>>705427529
Gen4 had beautiful compositions and well... as a sucker for piano I just have to love it.
>Never played Silver, I should change that one day. Legs are lovely.
You really should. The amount of mechanics and gameplay shoved into a gameboy cartridge is mindblowing on gen2. HG/SS are amazing remakes as well.
>You're up a bit early aren't you?
More like I'm up a little too late.
>>705427849
That's the only explanation, but it's still a bit illogical considering /b/ threads are short and don't get archived.
You can still upload your big images to https://pomf.cat/ and paste the link here.
Like this: https://a.pomf.cat/kopipt.png
>>705427892
>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon
That post brings back memories. The first time I cried playing a game was a Pokemon game.
Red Rescue team in particular
>Laugh at me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i29juf2e92c
Dan Chinksling
Claiming Seija
>>705427529
Kirino had a very nice pair of legs. Silver was fun, Lugia was the legendary for that one. I played it a lot at the time but I forget literally everything about it, other than my sisters friend traded us her Lugia and we couldn't control it because we didn't have the badges.
I also had the limited edition silver gameboy, it had a pikachu over the power light. It was neat because his cheek would light up
>pic related
>>705428215
Kek, I'm tired what anime is this?
>>705428108
Dirty bastards.
>So you're paying well over a thousand dollars for college right?
>TACK ON NEARLY A THOUSAND MORE FOR BOOKS.
>FUCK YOU
Rip College Kids everywhere.
>>705427849
>Question:What's your favorite eroge or anime song?
Hard question, there's too much I like and my taste is unstable. Madoka Magica soundtrack is very solid, but if I have to pick a single song right now I will say this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpDvtIt6Lsc
>>705428055
Sure :3
Dan Gamesling
>>705428464
Exchange with me, Anon.
>>705428526
Rule of thumb, always look online for pdf's or ask the professor if a previous edition is good.
>>705428501
Nichijou
>>705428790
I love you.
>>705428880
Don't spoonfeed
>>705427856
Night
>>705428108
Oh okay you can't sell big lottos. I'd laugh if condoms have a cut-off time
>>705428145
Reported to juvia
>>705425900
Fuck! I'm so sorry!
Cozy is best!
>
>>705428880
No I mean who is your waifu?
Dan Machosling
>>705427849
My favorite anime song is the Ed for season one or sakurasou no pet na kanojo, days of dash. It's a very fun song
I can't get the URL because YouTube opens up the stupid app
>>705428730
thanks :3
>>705429066
Hahaha
>"Look, I know you wanna go to bone town, but it won't let me ring it up until 5am"
DAN GHEESLING DAN GHEESLING DAN GHEESLING DAN GHEESLING DAN GHEESLING
>>705428863
Exactly, that's why I only spent $200 on books.
>My lab book was a must, everything else I pirated.
:^]
>>705429066
No prob Smugga ^^
>Cozy For Glory.
>>705429066
Noooo. Please don't tell my waifu. She'll get mad
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>705428814 More than one anon, Anon
Now meet Dan Trashling
>>705429066
Do you have Discord or Skype or somewhere you chat that's not on here?
>>705428361
like this?
https://a.pomf.cat/izlpfx.png
>>705428501
Ro-Kyu-Bu! this is.
This is the moe-sport anime where very cute 5-person team strive to keep their being-disappearing club
>>705428665
Good!In MadoMagi I recommend Mami's theme song or,which is so ordinary that won't suprise,connect.
>>705428402
I used to play Explorers of Darkness when I was a lot younger, and first off, I never even finished it (although I got very close one time before I gave up and started a new save), and I never took the time to read 99% of the text. I've been meaning to come back and properly play through it one of these days, but I forget about it all the time.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-uNMPU6GtA
>>705429348
Night Smugga ^^
>>705429360
Oh of course, we know this.
Not bad...
Try Dan Poolsling
>>705429348
goodnight
>>705429348
Good night Smuggalicious!
>>705429313
Good L85A1! Down with the system!
>>705429303
KEK
E
K
>sorry babe but we have to go raw for tonight
>>705429313
Shinoa doesn't have a lot of cozy
>>705429317
Too l8, m8
>>705429385
My discord is
shinoa#3852
The girl was cool with it and she admitted she had an anime boyfriend. At least she doesn't know I love a catgirl
>>705426712
im not
>>705426778
didn't see it was critical thinking at first and thought it was just math
looked at it good, 87 and upside down if you were in the car you would see the numbers as 86-91
>>705426962
now its 8 07 as of posting, im in mountain time
>>705427542
>you shouldn't joke like that
>:(
>>705427638
because ninja battles, why are you always looking so derpy and dummy
the other person asked if you could contact her (not me asking)
>get you are banned message
>heart races, please dont be a month ban
>its too much work changing an ip
>30 second ban for post on /pol/
mfw i dont go on /pol/
>>705428863
>torrenting
>pdfs
honestly its not hard
>>705428361
Piano is so powerful, it can convey crazy amounts of emotion, even if there is only a small handful of notes.
I've got a lot of free time, and I have all the Pokemon Roms downloaded on my PC, so I'll play it a bit tonight. Just a shame I can't experience it the right way though.
>More like I'm up a little too late
You should rest up then. But I'm no one to tell someone to sleep.
>>705428494
She's got a fantastic ass to boot
Aw man that's a sweet looking gameboy. I really do miss my old one, but I sold it to my cousin ages ago. I don't know if he still has it or not. Probably not.
>tfw I cant use the butt pic I was going to use because file limit
>>705429506
Dude you really should pay attention to the Mystery Dungeon games stories, they're actually surprisingly good, or maybe thats just nostalgia talking. Go back and play them.
>>705429348
Night mommy!
>>705429719
>sorry :(
>sleepy smug
>>705429711
Thank you so much. I'll definitely see fit to come on there sometime and possibly catch up with you.
>>705429719
Are you sure that's mountain time? Pacific time currently at the moment of posting is 8:16 PM
>>705429711
Damn youuu.
>>705429719
Good. We need more quality lewds like yours.
>>705429494
I see, glad to hear you're doing okay.
>>705429985
Add me right now dude! Lol
Dan Puddsling
I can't wait to see Alice agian!
>>705429705
Anarchy! Anarchy!~
>>705429711
Eru has a bit of cozy from a single episode.
>Shame, wish there was moar cozy.
>>705429720
The new file limit is pissing me off. It looks like a nice ass from what I can see though
I was so happy when I found it again after so many years. Then I found out that the screen got cold and shattered. I still have it but I bought a new one for 3$ at a yard sale
>stockings are a good idea
>>705427849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lz-uSue1xbM
>>705429719
Its 9:18 (currently) mountain time.
>>705429348
See ya!
>>705429175
>The Ed
Ed and Eddy?I've watched it on the Japanese cartoon network
>さくら荘のペットな彼女
Here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=em7mid20HD4
>>705429494
Yup, like that. And you were right, that is a really cute pic, I bet you would love to unwrap that for Christmas.
>Mami theme
Upbeat and puts you in the mood for a fight, good choice.
>Connect
It's a pretty good track with cute lyrics. Sadly as an eurofag I can't say that it would pass as ordinary. Do you like music like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldsil7KfaLE
Good night everyone
>>705430219
That's cute
>other Alice
>>705423987
Boys can be waifu's yes?
Yes.
>>705429719
I never said it's hard, I'm saying I do that first before buying the book.
>>705430227
>FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!!
I wish there was cozy Yuuki, we barely get to know her before her arc ends
>>705429719
Dynamic ip probably.
And Neppy is cheerful, and chill! Even smug sometimes.
>>705430219
You sure love her, don't you?
>>705429720
I've actually heard that about the Mystery Dungeon games from multiple different sources. Like I said, that was younger me and I had no clue. I highly advise you play the Mother games if you want something emotional.
>>705430272
I love this song!
you of course know this,don't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYrjHoI2iUs
>>705430219
That's a man, baby.
>>705430209
Anon, do I have permission to download this?
Dan Cardsling
>>705430435
True, Yuuki was pretty rad, I liked that lil camera thing they did for her. It was really cute ^^
Dan Weezling
>>705430323
That's the one. It's super fun
>>705430386
Good night
I'm going to get some sleep also. Good night for now
>>705430742
Yep, she got to live her dream before she passed away ;_;
>>705430559
yeah
that's actually how i learned of the game
>>705430791
night aliceu~
>>705430636
Dan GivesPremissionling
>>705429720
>even if there is only a small handful of notes
Akira Yamaoka in a nutshell, a lot of his songs use a few piano chords every once in a while with a large break between each, like 20 seconds or something like that.
> I have all the Pokemon Roms downloaded
Why tho? Wouldn't 1 rom per generation be enough? Which one are you planning to play?
>Just a shame I can't experience it the right way though.
I've emulated so many games from SNES to PS2 that I'm honestly more comfortable doing it than playing in their respective devices.
>But I'm no one to tell someone to sleep.
It would be easier if a certain someone was here to tell me that.
>>705430421
They can be husbandos, which are accepted here.
>>705430526
Yes! I love her so so much. I've been aching to talk with her for so long now. I'm so excited for tomorrow... might not be able to fall asleep.
>>705430882
>mfw
>>705430925
The Lone Survivor, Dan Gheesling.
>>705430995
Excellent. Then claimed <3
Dan Danling
>>705430791
night~
>>705428055
A little. Yes.
Seems fitting, doesn't it?
>Rattle rattle
>>705426904
How about now?
>rattles
>>705430596
>Implying I care either way.
>>705431225
Don't cry! She's having a great adventure in another world now
>I lost it every time in episode 24 when Nori starts consoling Yuuki and breaks down in tears herself.
>>705431153
Why do you love her so much anon? Do tell please <3>>705431153
>>705430369
What a mind-calming song this is…how should I say to describe this…positively subtle anyway
How about this song mixed with the taste of traditional Japan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezMm7B8kN2A
>>705430923
>you learned about the Game by the Mad
lol
>>705431624
Alice has helped me through really rough times during my life. I owe my life to her! She has always been so nice to me when nobody else would be. Plus, I really find her interesting.
>>705431938
Go to the other thread!
