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Waifu claiming thread.
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>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /mai/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Compliment OPs feet
>PLS don't ban me m000dz
>3D is almost always trash
>Tell Sachii he is cancer
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>705430234
It's pissing me off as well. Oh well, it's not like we could really do anything. Probably just find an image resizer, just hope I dont get any quality loss.
Aw, sucks to hear it got shattered, but $3 for a gameboy? Holy shit that's a bargain, I'd be taking that any day.
>Stockings? I like, but I also like just straight ass.
>>705430557
I've been meaning to play so many games and listen to so much music and watch so much anime.
I think I'm going to die of old age before I do all this shit.
It's time to be a NEET.
>>705430995
>Akira Tamaoka
I'll check him out, I'm down for some meaningful and touching songs.
>Why tho?
Eh, I don't really know myself, I guess it's my mentality of having a collection of some sorts, or whatever. I like having collections of things I like and care about.
>>705430995
>I'm honestly more comfortable doing it than playing in their respective devices
I only really emulate handheld and N64 games, not much else really catches my fancy. I get what you mean though, I just feel like playing Pokemon on a handheld just makes the experience so much nicer... I don't know why.
Here
Goodnight everyone
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>one last lewd. At least till tomorrow
Claimed
Pic relevant.
Claiming Felix
>>705431746
hey that's the wrong filename
>Tell Sachii he is cancer
r00d but true
>>705431388
i was expecting a normal loli
>rattle rattle
>>705431924
night fellow no life
>lewd
>>705431895
>>705431471
I feel that.
>She's having glorious adventures!~
Yeah ^^
>>705431746
Nice feet.
>>705429941
>>705431924
goodnight
>>705430033
pic
>>705430435
never said its hard, just bothers me that some compliain about book prices when they are easy to get online
>>705430526
i know.
is nep ever angry
>>705430278
>>705429985
arizona mountain time
Damn Dan, Gheesling's Back At It Again With The White Van!
Sometimes, it gets a little bright outside.
Dan Brightsling.
Other times, it gets a little dark.
Dan Nightsling.
Doge Dogeling
Well. I see things never change with the shitposters.
>>705432328
CAW CAW CAW!
>>705432178
>>705432085
You guys are glorious.
>>705432059
I think this is one of the few where she isn't happy or chill. Although I'm not sure I have any where Nep is angerino.
>>705432050
For real though, I read the Mother's Rosario LN and was fighting back the tears when she passed away. It's powerful stuff, the way characters can impact people in that way.
>>705432328
Shitposting is a constant evil, we must deal with it as it comes my brother.
still here
>>705432424
Its deep shit bro. Deep as hell.
>Mfw I've cried more than once watching a few anime/reading manga.
>>705432524
Kenya Will Rise
>>705432524
Kenya Will Rise
>>705432524
Kenya Will Rise Under One Dan Flagsling
awoo
>>705432524
Rise Will Kenya
Here?
>>705432548
Toradora gives me feels, but Mother's Rosario is the only one to make me tear up.
Anyway, I'm getting distracted, so I'm gonna head out and study. Have a good night /waifu/!
Off to bed now.
>>705431629
I like it, quite energetic but still relaxed.
>Akira Yamaoka
He is the composer of most Silent Hill soundtracks, he experiments with a lot of genres from dark ambient to rock.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHZnrGaEBdg
>I guess it's my mentality of having a collection of some sorts
Eh, so you're a hoarder as well. I feel like we have a lot more in common than we think.
>I just feel like playing Pokemon on a handheld just makes the experience so much nicer.
I can understand that, sadly I enjoy mashing my spacebar to make the game 400% faster too much.
>>705432049
>hey that's the wrong filename
I'm a newfag.
>>705431746
Nice feet.
>>705432437
>implying you know anything about shitposting
Shitposting is a part of /waifu/
>>705432936
>>705431843
Missed your link, I blame sleepiness.
>>705431746
>>Compliment OPs feet.
Fuck that, those feet are pretty shitty.
>>705432049
>>Tell Sachii he is cancer.
Hey, you're cancer.
>>705432691
Anon, do you have these saved or did you make these just now?
Eitherway, I fucking love you.
>>705432936
Good night
>>705432936
nighto nighto non-cancer bot
>>705432994
shitposting is the magic of /waifu/
>>705433056
thanks
A-Alice claimed!
>>705433056
>not getting the meme
Anyone up for some Raisin Dan?
>>705432524
Kenya Will Rise.
>>705432700
Awoo~!
>>705432049
I wouldn't pick some normal loli.
Or if i did, they'd be much more specifically tailored to look ideal, Shizuru is very cute, but i don't think her appearance is ideal.
>>705432936
>>705433024
Ha, it's fine.
>Silent Hill
Damn, another series I'm guilty of not playing.
Probably because I'm too much of a pussy to play them.
>I feel like we have a lot more in common than we think.
Hm, maybe, but I guess we don't really talk much, if at all. But it's nice to know someone else likes having a collection.
>I enjoy mashing my spacebar to make the game 400% faster too much.
Kek. I know that feel, grinding is so much faster doing it that way.
Goodnight Homura, sleep well.
>>705432923
Alright, seeya later ^^
Dan Narcolepsling
I'm making and saving them, thank you for introducing to the wonderful world of dan.
>>705433070
>>705433333
That's one nice get.
>>705433489
Can you help me name some?
>>705433492
^That one needs a name.
>>705433377
>Your waifu's appearance doesn't meet your ideal
then,what would you like your waifu to be?
>>705433333
Shinoa would be proud
>>705433333
Oooh!
(Was it you that told me to come to this thread?)
>>705433333
>>705433589
Dan Pulsatesling?
>>705432374
Caw indeed.
>>705432437
I embrace most of it, ignore the bad ones. So I actually ignore 90% of it.
>>705433333
checked
>>705433162
You're welcome.
>>705433316
I already understood it, I just choose to go against it. Besides, there are a couple of others who do the same.
>>705433837
Kek, same. ^^
>>705433837
>CAW CAW CAW?
>>705433944
Those are retards who can't meme
OG moogs embraces it and hes the meme king
>>705433824
It'll do for now
Try this!
Dan Sneezling.
Claiming Felix
>>705431746
>On July 26, 2015 at about 8:30PM, I met the woman I want to spend the rest of my life with. Her name is Yana, and I'm head over heels in love with her. By all accounts, she feels the same way about me. The issue is that she lives in Ukraine, and I'm in Virginia, and I can't afford the plane ticket to Kiev. Read on to hear the story of how raccoons brought us together and to decide if a trip to Ukraine in the name of love is something worth funding.
>Yana and I met in New York City by The Lake in Central Park. I had been walking around looking for a good place to meditate, and I found this gazebo right on the water that looked like a promising spot. There were a couple people milling about and a blonde girl sitting on one of the benches with her earbuds in, gazing out across the water. I couldn't see her face, but she seemed to be in the same boat as me (looking for some peace and quiet), so I sat down on one of the other benches and closed my eyes.
Claimed.
>>705433589
Make a vaporwave dan.
>>705433811
(Yep) I'm not surprised you love Alice, I mean, the person, not really the chinese cartoon, she's indeed fun to talk to too.
>>705433756
You're my eye witness!
>>705433377
what would your ideal be?
cat shizuru is really cute
>>705433666
lewd satan
>>705434233
great moves mi liu keep em up (・ω < )
>>705434259
*hugs*
>>705434233
Stop impersonating me you faggot
>>705434118
Quite,
How about: Dan Changeling? (Its a Pathfinder Joke)
>>705433666
>Checked
>>705434459
Never really considered it too heavily. Don't really know. I tend to think personality is more important than appearance, especially in something like a romantic partner.
Not to say appearance is unimportant. If someone is a truly lovely person but looks like a cave troll, might pass anyways.
Meet Dan Growsring
>>705434547
Son of a hag :^)
>>705434029
No more caw.
>>705434547
(I like it)
How about this?
Dan Wheezling 2.0 (It's an inside joke)
>>705434509
you should use a trip :^)
>>705434459
Thats not me, Sachi
I live the Bronx
>>705434547
Fran anon is shot posting?
Hello there what are u guys doing tonight?
>Miia Claimed
My parents beat the shit out of me today
>>705434459
>lewd
Really?I don't think so this is the good balance between moe and sensationality
long time no see（ ＾ω＾）
>>705434932
My dad raped me today
>>705434365
I've been growing fond of you too; you're a really nice person yourself. Do you have a Discord/Steam where I can add ya?
>>705434776
Pretty Good, Heres Dan Scapeling
Why doesn't anybody understand me
>>705434935
its the mix between moe and sensationality that will get the fbi to your house
it hasn't been that long has it? (・ω・)
>>705434866
wanting to get squeezed by miias tail bit. yourself?
>>705434365
Okay
>>705435295
Mai is a fucking nigger :^]
>>705435188
Pretty nice!
What about:
Dan Treesling?
>>705435401
that's mi liu you stupid bitch
>>705435173
Steam! My id is /howdoiuseid/ add me right away!
>>705435295
Could you please give more detail? I'm sure I could help a bit.
>>705435324
The regulations in my country grow tighter and tighter…I'm trembling
But as long as the figure like this sells I am OK,though
>not so long
Oh is it?
>>705435420
You are a good danner, but you can always settle for some Dan Memesling
![Syndra [110].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gTq7dIC.jpg "Syndra [110].jpg")
>>705435389
Kinda of bored,was thinking of passing bye before going to sleep
>>705436055
not a lot of people are around i guess.
>>705435605
I'll definitely add you when I get the chance!
>>705435977
That's pretty good
However, try this. Dan Guysling!
>>705436022
Good morning, Syndra.
>>705436521
Qutie nice! This one isn't super complicated but what about Dan Threadsling?
>>705436327
Yeah this thread is usualy more active,
>>705435802
at least loli is still legal there right?
it doesn't feel like it has been that long
>>705437032
It's Sunday night, US kids have school in the morning.
Sure says a lot about our community, huh?
>>705436838
Getting a little bit Meta now..
Dan Frysling.
>>705437032
Because you fucking losers don't have a life
I would rather be used to the thread not being active
>>705437032
it will pick up im going to go shower now
>>705432409
well, you need an angry nep reaction
>>705435605
that steam id tho
your steam profile
>
>>705437301
Are you planning on going to bed soon?.
Great. Now i'm spinning my wheels non-stop trying to think of who the cutest character i've seen is...
>>705437168
>loli is legal
3D loli pornos are banned,but 2D is still not,and otherwise the writer of loli dojin and eroge and I'd be in the prison now
>>705437253
>and yet you're here
Lelelelel
>>705436430
I'll be waiting
>>705437207
Yea I have to wake up early to but Im used to this,fuck school
>>705437253
Im just bored bro
>>705437576
Pretty fitting, don't you think? Lel
>Neptune.
>>705437657
In canada is
>>705437810
>Fotgot the motherfucking pic
>>705437579
This is time in my land
I meant to get nap until returning home,but after having a cup of coffee I got vital
>>705437906
Canadians are degenerates.
>>705437872
never said it wasn't, if senran kagura wasn't exclusive to console/handheld i would have them on my pc already
>hikage
>>705438016
have a safe trip
>>705437609
why?
>>705438071
>degenerative
Which do you mean by that,for canadian to be degenerative in terms of approving loli or NOT approving it?
Dan Maysling?
>>705438344
Why? Because i was asked and didn't have an answer.
>>705431746
Holy shit, nice feet.
>>705438448
Saving loli is illegal in canada
>>705438344
>trip
Non non I LIVE in Japan,and there it's about 13:30 P.M. now
>>705438553
So this thread should be banned there,shouldn't be?That's DAMNED
>>705438234
Weren't there a few Senran Kagura games on steam though?
>>705438448
It's clear you're on phone, anyway, I just feel 3D loli is just bad taste and all.
>>705438487
Make a Bob Ross Dan Rossling.
Boredom become sleepyness,going to bed
Adios everybody,goodnight
>Miia is TopSnek
>Cloaca>Pussy
>>705438791
No you can look at it as much as you like but you can't save it.
>>705438936
DO YOU WANT ANTS?
CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET ANTS.
>>705438503
oh right i see
have fun finding your favorite qt
>>705438791
i misread it and thought you were going home >.>
>>705438996
>Cloaca>Pussy
TRIGGERED
>>705438996
Bye and use my daki!
>>705437810
YA FUCK SCHOOL
SO REBELLIOUS
BEING 15 MUST BE GREAT HUH
>>705438487
Yes.
Dan Gosling?
>>705439111
>Check
I won't. It's annoying. Hard to have peace of mind when something keeps popping into your head that has no good answer.
>>705439342
What is used to make this?
Arthur Kirkland/England claimed.
>>705438936
>>705439100
This fucking killed me
![Syndra [282].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/t6UAZ8J.jpg "Syndra [282].jpg")
>>705436658
Good morning.
>>705439033
>saving
Does this include saving mere pics on my HDD?if so,canada government is shit
>>705439111
I don't care!I'm in good shape now!
>>705439449
It keeps getting better
>>705439424
Hey Suzuya you have to come to my case of cards of Kankore arcade!
Claim
>>705439959
>>705431746
There he is
There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again
Isn't he just the funniest guy around?
Oh my god I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room.
Giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little furry image up and fill in the captcha
Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha.
Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET you actually payed for a 4chan pass.
So you just choose the picture oh we all know the picture, the "nice feet" furry image isn't it.
I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your doritos on the floor but its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning.
Oh that's right did I fail to mention?
You live with your mother
You're a fat fucking fucker
She's probably so sick of you already, so sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day.
Every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a fucking furry image.
Just imagine this, she had you then she thought you were going to be a astronaut or an scientist or something grand.
And then you became a NEET, a pathetic furfag NEET.
She probably cries herself to sleep every day, thinking about how bad it is how she wishes she could just disappear.
She can't even try to talk to you because all you ever say is "nice feet"
You have become a parody of your own self and that's all you are.
A sad little man, laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now.
That's all you'll ever be
>>705439214
>>705439208
>>705439281
I said goodbye and shit gets interesting,fuck
Also Im going to bite that shit hard and say fack school,no real friends and everyone is a faggot,worst people I met were there and Im just hopping(but not surprised if it is) the rest of the motherfucking world isnt like that
>>705438532
>>705438850
>>705439291
>>705439342
>>705439391
>>705439449
>>705439514
>>705439805
>>705439984
This guy is a genius
>>705440049
Oh yeah, Cirno claim
And
>When your homework is due in an hour, and your pulse is racing, the sweat is pouring down, the breathing is shallow, and the keys slamming
>>705439389
the answer is always 23.jpg
>>705439558
i'm too tired to read
>>705440049
nice feet
>>705440124
Now seriusly goodnight
>That isn pussy,it might apear but it isnt
>>705439389
Hello
>>705439389
Are you not interpreting the question correctly? Why would you feel something other than 23.jpg is the correct answer?
>>705440279
I thought she had human parts down there? I mean, there is that scene where she gets fingered.
>>705440204
When you have school tomorrow but your stomach cramps are keeping you up.
>>705440316
>Honk
Sup my nigga.
>>705440204
Mom's spaghetti knees weak arms are heavy.
>>705440593
Shinobu a shit
>>705440204
I just got out of that state thank god. Just turned in my homework.
>>705440124
How many years until you graduate? You'll soon find out how the rest of the world really is
>>705440124
Well…are you OK?
>>705440204
You have good taste, Anon.
>>705440316
>>705440665
You take that back shinobu is a decent waifu
>>705441094
>>705441193
i'm saving that and not even feeling gay
Yiff in heaven, furfriends
>>705440217
>>705440498
>Thinking 23.jpg is the correct answer.
That is where you're statement is false, the answer is 42.
>>705441169
A shiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>705441425
Nice meme, friend.
>>705440593
I go to an online school. You should consider it. Helps out a lot.
>>705440604
I'm probably gonna take a nap soon.
Just wanna watch last episode of Rewrite
>>705440680
I turned the last stuff due today by 11:59 in before 11:56!
AWWWWWW SHHEEEIIIIIIITT!
>>705440970
Thanks
>>705441309
This isn't a fur thread faggot
but thanks for teaching me that trick with the subject along time ago.
>>705439555
How'd you sleep?
>>705440217
>>705440498
Because 23.jpg isn't attractive. Or funny.
>>705440335
Hi Alice. Not sleeping?
>>705441425
Then what, it's the question?
>nice try mice
>>705441618
ＨＥＡＶＥＮ
ＹＩＦＦＩＮＧ
>>705441666
Why are you trying to be wicked funny?
I must be off
sed you later
