REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
>>705300474
sure jan
I want more
>>705300474
Kill yourself nigger>>705300864
Doubt it
>>705300474
id cum in pants just looking into those eyes.
jesus
3 hrs to go
Ok
>>705300474
Fake and gay
<3
sure
>>705300474
hopefully she looks like a hotter version of Miley Cyrus
>>705300474
Already have one, but I'll reply again anyway, thereby making your post true.
You're welcome.
Doubt it
Immunity cat! Fuck off.
Sweet!
we all call bullshit, yet post because of that little voice that says, "well, maybeeee"
bet
Please
>>705300474
Doubt it. I dont know anyone who lives within 180 miles of me.
>>705300474
Nice
>>705300474
I'm banking on this
gimme dat gf
one hour to go bitch
Yeah sure
>>705300474
Worth a try
Oh fuck yeah bud
I need pussy
I hope this is real
>>705300474
probably not
bet
Everyone who replied bashing you is secretly hoping it'll work
ok
Cmon
>>yaas
>>705300474
Check em
She's pretty but I really don't want one. I'm just replying to affirm my belief that these type of posts are bullshit and my mummy is safe despite what Sheldon cooper says.
>>705300474
I mean, I guess.
only if its hannah
Hello darkness my old friend.
K
>>705300474
Powerful stuff
>>705300474
Yeah right, faggot
ok
Noice
>>705300474
Thanks man
Suh dude
not very likely
k
deal
shut the fuck up
>>705300474
lawd
>>705300474
pls op dont let her look at me weird anymore
>>705300474
need a little
Okay
let's go
but if I stay in side all day, what then? are they gonna break into my house?
>>705300474
Callin' bullshit on this one.
>>705300474
Lol like that will happen
Hoping for hot anime girlfiriend
she better look like this
Reply
Trying again. What the hell.
>>705300474
Please
Kk
I wonder what my wife will think of that...
I can dig it
>>705300474
thanks mom
Reply to this post or mother, sleep, etc.
Rollerino?
Doubt, but why not.
>>705301497
Dude is this girl from Mississippi? Got nudes?
gfgm,ghv
>>705300474
fuck it i'm not to proud to try.
>>705300474
bet
know weigh
>>705300474
k /b/ro
>>705300474
look at that beauty she is so hot !!!
>>705300474
unlikely
K
I wish anon...
>>705300474
Last digit of this post will be her reading out of ten. Zero is ten
But I have wife
Worth a try i guess
Fuck off
Fine
Please!
Let's see what happens
I hope so
>>705300474
Worth the post
I don't believe you
>>705300474
I already have one..
If dubs can I start fucking that qt that started working with me?
Reply
>>705300474
Worth a try
>>705300474
Ok lol
ok buster
Ok
Gimme the pussi boss
COUNT ME IN!!!!
Please kellie
Roll?
o
What if I just want to fuck?
>>705300474
sure, i believe you
>>705302090
Reroll she's hot AF
K
I wish, so, so much
Thanks for the hope, Anon. I appreciate it.
>>705300474
Doubtful. But it's 12:12am and I have a long day at work tomorrow, so I was gonna message hoes anyway.
Preyin5hed
>>705300474
Doubt it
OP PLS
please
plz
>>705302182
Damn
>>705300474
O-K
a man can dream
yo
>>705300474
Why not?
>>705302163
then you have your fuck and dump her, I guess.
im married
>>705300474
fuck niggers
Good luck
Wouldnt hurt to try
>>705300474
please chelsi love me
Rolling
Hey there ladies I'm handy around the house, good with animals, and like long walks on the beach. Oh and I'm a bit of a wild card ;-)
God
Wont hurt to try
>>705300474
I could fucking use one.
>>705302111
Winrar
>>705300474
sure i will
>>705300474
Oh boy, I can't wait to call mommy tomorrow I'm not such a fat failure after all!
>>705300474
i hope she likes my counter styles
ayy
>>705300474
nikpls
>>705300474
its about time
ok tj
>>705300474
Oh fuck
>>705300474
Alright I'll believe
>>705300474
I like cheese
>>705300474
Nothing to lose
>>705300474
THIS IS IT BOYS
Rolling for dubs
Only because I'm desperate
>>705300474
REPLYING BECAUSE I'M SHAMELESSLY DESPERATE
Great meme
K
If you say so
>>705300474
All right
pls
Fuck it
k den
Yeah, right, and Gaben is gonna come deliver her to my house along with the only copy of HL3
>>705300474
Give gf pls
Sure, why not.
>>705300474
I wish.
My wife will be so pissed
>>705300474
What kind of clothes is she wearing?
>>705300474
reply
Worth a shot right?
Fuck it I'll do it.
Who needs a gf
ok
>>705300474
cant hurt
Cunt
what have i got to lose, other than some money i guess?
can I choose which girl will be my friend?
I want to believe
>>705300474
what have i got to loose
>>705300474
Pls! ImHaeJi, Mill Sim, and/or Nozomi
Kek as if
>>705300474
Fuck it why not.
yolo
>>705300474
haha meth
That'd be nice
ehh couldn't hurt
>>705300474
please give gf
>>705300474
lets see about that
>>705300474
That would be a hell of a trick considering I don't want one.
>>705300474
Fuck it. Nothing else has worked so far
Want her back
>>705300474
on the off chance, I'll give you a (you)
Plz
one please
i doubt it but let's see what happens.
>>705300474
If you're wrong you owe me five bucks.
pls work
Hmm
>>705300474
fuck it, why not?
>>705300474
That's not how it works.
kewl
I could use a gf
I'm down to clown
i
>>705300474
god i hope so
>>705300474
Praise kek if true.
i want her back more than anything fuck
>>705300474
>REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW
Well shit, I've gotta try
why the hell not
>>705300474
shear lies
I have my hand, I don't need one.
Plz
Eh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIrFpeEudLQ&t=0s ,,,
>>705300474
I don't plan on going anywhere that I'd meet girls at tonight or tomorrow, so that'd be a surprise.
>>705300474
What if I don't want one?
jesus, am i really this desperate
I can try anything at this point to not feel lonely
>>705300474
yeah bullshit
>>705300474
Hey kiersten hey
>>705300474
Let's see
>>705300474
Please
Tomorrow never comes!
Doubtful
>>705300474
I already have Jaun
Fuckit
>>705300474
lol
the beatles
fuck
But I'm not leaving my house tomorrow
Might as well
I'm desperate
kek
>>705300474
rolling for a spacetime anomaly that will give me a girlfriend
finally a useful thread
>>705300474
pre 1900s submissive housewife please
Not falling for this again
Meme magic don't fail me now.
Pls k thnx bye
>>705300474
Please
>>705300474
please
>>705300474
Just for the sake of conscience
>>705300474
sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>705300474
beep boop give gf
>>705300474
not gonna work faggot
Everyone in this thread posting shit like "this will never work" acting like they doubt it, just hoping no one notices their lame excuse to post in this thread and score a qt3.14 gf
>inb4 someone calls me out for exactly the same thing
Fuck it
Pathetic.
yisss gf
>>705300474
Pls dad
>>705300474
this is automatically true by default of already having one.
>>705300474
I wish.
>>705300474
you promise op?
Andrea?
>>705300474
Lol
Good meme
pls
Lexie
Why Not
Can mine have an ass like this? Pretty please?
Nice try OP
plz
>>705301619
Draw a girl taking it in the ass
Fuck it I'm desperate
I will be more offensive than I ever have been tomorrow just to prove this wrong
At this point this is my best bet
Sure
>>705300474
I..I've fucking gotta do it. I don't know how much longer I can take this.
Ree
Worth a shot
I'm seeing family all day tomorrow, so I sure fucking hope not.
Mkay
ight doe
>>705300474
dingngggg
