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who wants to have a collar put on them?
furs are gr0ss
Good god I was at the pawn shop today and a rechargeable battery in a head lamp exploded and caught fire.
>>705160561
I never thought I'd talk about moths like that
>>705160782
moths are cute
>>705160690
why were you starting small fires in a pawn shop?
>>705160690
Whoops
>>705160555
Ummm... .///.
N-nice trips.
>>705160555
What if we already have?
>>705160690
That sounds cool
>>705160830
Yo Katten!
>>705160830
Not as cute as a certain cat
>>705160832
I didn't They started it on their own by charging the head lamp with the wrong charger.
>>705160867
Yep
>>705160941
Was okay
>>705160830
Kitty, hunnibuns was making fun of me for sucking at Minecraft.
>>705161009
You didn't get burned did you?
>>705161080
No. Was on a shelf about 10 feet away.
>>705160910
Is that a yes, pup?
>>705160941
How about I put a leash on it then?
>>705160941
hoiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>705160997
moths are the qt est
>>705161025
its ok you know how to do more than i do. i only can make lights and picks and dig in a stright line
>>705161193
What would you rate the experience?
God dammit nothing gets me off anymore. Is this my punishment for being a degenerate?
>>705161301
6/10 was okay
>>705161009
I'd laugh at take video.
It doesn't happen often these days.
>>705161246
On it, my peepee?
>>705161255
He kept fucking with Lava and no foods on him to healz
>>705161169
you sure about that?
>>705161255
YOU'RE the qt est, talk back to me again and I'll...... POKE YOU!!! OVER AND OVER!!!!!
>>705161416
on your collar.
>>705161416
oh. he should learn from the lava mistakes. baka snarf
>>705161473
poke me hard! so hard!
>>705161403
I'd like to see a battery explode
>>705161311
It is a life of endless torment.
>>705161651
FINGERSLUT!! *POKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKEPOKE
>>705161443
I.I ...I think so.
>>705161705
maybe I just need people that is a cute pic by the way.
>>705161750
oh god yes moreoreoreoreoreoreoreoroeroer
>>705161869
do you not have an owner?
>>705161246
As if. >///>
>>705162006
I'll dip it in chocolate for ya!
>>705162029
No owner yet sir
>>705162245
best day ever
>>705161560
Already do
And handcuffz on da other end
I has a dual leash
>>705161651
He gave me panic attacks with the creepers and screaming
>>705161999
You might have to settle for a less than ideal mate.
>>705162337
Why not?
>>705162422
That's ok I don't have very high standards.
>>705162355
And poke your mouth! How bout that?
>>705162470
Live in a small city. Have met up with one dom, but he was really bad.
>>705162537
I do, I wish I could just "Unhorny" myself.
>>705162407
jajajaja poor thing
>>705162556
i have a mouth boner now
>>705162563
What small city would that be and how was your dom bad?
>>705162695
It's okay. Once you do get a steady thing with someone who meets your standards you both will be glad for your sex drive :).
>>705162695
What's your ideal mate?
>>705162947
Huge nipples.
>>705162869
That's your tongue silly~
>>705163085
Oh hey, I got those. As well as severe gyno.
>>705162910
It's in canada. About 80,000 people. He's just kinda autist. He randomly argues about semantics and he's pretty dumb. I've talked with other subs in the area and they agree. Also he tricked me into thinking he would be more or less exclusive, but found out he had tons of other guys.
>>705162933
Im not finding anyone so my sex drive is a hamper on my life.
>>705162947
Thin, some muscle (works out or at least runs every day), Healthy hair, a good face.
>>705163316
gyno?
>>705162869
You need to be here and hold me when he does!
>>705163431
Ottermode?
>>705163316
This orca's MY ideal partner
>>705163341
That's unfortunate.
I'm in the northwest US if that makes any difference.
Who's posting all these tigers?
>>705163146
well its gettting swollen
>>705163523
but im watching a moooooovie ;~;
>>705164079
not i, said the pig
>>705164106
I'll tease my chocolate-covered finger over it~
>>705164106
Watcha watchn?
>>705164211
hotttttttttttt
>>705163827
>northwest US
Close by. Alberta here.
>>705164282
The Human Condition
>>705163631
Yeah, or a girly twink.
>>705164300
Alberta's a big place.
>>705164294
You adorable chocolate slut
>>705164079
Idk
>>705164423
that looks like a very old movie.
>>705164518
I like femboys too.
>>705164106
Oh what?
Well time for lunch i guess.
>>705164818
eat boi.
>>705164538
Southern. Close to montana.
>>705164552
the sluttiest
>>705164667
1959 so yeah lol. its also a really good movie too. super long. been having a hell of a time trying to find time to watch it all and get it finished
i like this tiger
>>705164802
yeah im watching a movie
>>705164818
what for lunch? kangaroo?
>>705164925
I suppose that's still pretty far, I'm in Idaho.
>>705165069
>>705164773
Yeah, they're great. Although they are 1 in every 10000 males.
why are Australians so fucking weird?
>>705165293
i was going to do this once
I love how I can immediately recognize gfur avatar threads. Hi all.
>>705165574
What stopped you?
>>705165282
Less than 8 hours to idaho falls.
>Closer than edmonton
It's not too bad.
>>705165655
I think most of us can. Hi you too
>>705164921
Chicken is being eaten
>>705165069
Chicken, and i went and found some more tigers last night.
Time for Narcos S02
>>705165568
?
>>705165655
It's not a special ability to be proud of
>>705165655
Hoi
>>705165568
Britian sent their nasty and vile people there as a prison island. So they often think of it as an excuse to be assholes.
>>705165655
hoi
>>705165656
idk
>>705165792
is it kangaroo chickcen?
>>705165724
I'm closer to Canada than that; I'm along the border to Washington in the northern half of the state.
>>705165655
Sup?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1xZof9jogg
>>705165938
>Britian sent their nasty and vile people there as a prison island
This is why australian accent sounds like a redneck version of the british accent.
>>705166145
Do you Kik?
>>705165791
>>705165792
I'm not particularly active, just find it interesting that it's something I've picked up over the years.
>>705165885
>>705166092
>>705166210
Suh, active tonight, are we?
>>705166092
Do eet <3
>>705166359
i dunno
soup?
>>705166318
Nope, I don't have Skype either.
>>705166437
i have no one to give a choco willy to
>>705166502
Awwwe. Id love to contact you somehow. I'm a sub boi living probably just 4 hours away from you.
>>705166518
You couldn't anyway, you'd eat it up before that and that's ok :p
>>705166701
lol grody
Yet we still became a modern western society.
>>705166092
Chickens don't hop so nope.
>>705166482
>>705166210
Not much, watching latest southpark and drinking beer... limb fell and hit my windshield sometime today/last night. Dunno what I'm gonna do this weekend. ):
>>705166359
Kinda
>>705166887
well mine do when i go out to give them food. they hop all around in excitement. its true
>>705166943
i miss southpark. i havent seen it in so long
and that sucks cock so bad. puncj out the window and drive without it!
>>705166641
>just 4 hours
That's forever away.
>>705166885
Maybe I'll send you one, one day
the main exports of Australia are shitposts and smegma.
>>705167159
made from your fine swede chocolates
>>705167066
I drive that far most weekends...
>;_; mfw my dreams are crushed by american furdoms.
>>705167305
I'm hoping to be able to gift you something from Amazon for christmas, buut it won't be a chocolate pene, sorry :p
>>705167342
Why on earth would you drive 4 hours on weekends? I can barely tolerate 10 minutes of driving.
>>705167635
i cri alll m chocolate tears
>>705167648
Visit mi familia.
>>705167815
I'm sorry mate but it's not like I can send them a dickpic and have them make chocolate out of it lol
>>705167840
I don't go for twinks though.
>>705167967
sure you can. be like" here my dik now make candy and send to person k thnx bai"
>>705167967
>Make mould with dick.
>Make own chocolate cock from mould.
>send place in mailbox.
>?????
>profit.
>>705168184
I am bear cub type.
>>705168188
GASP! No way!
>>705168265
>chocolate cock melts in the mail
>person on the other end thinks you have a melted cock
>>705167058
you know you can watch it for free online right? don't even need to go to shady websites to stream it or download.
>>705167967
they can make dildos out of dick molds, why not do the same but with candy?
Wait, if its melted... How do you know it was a cock?
>>705168388
I am skeptical. Snarf is the only one here that I know of (besides myself) who isn't a crossdressing trans-snowflake fem whatever.
>>705168419
yes wayyyyyyyyy
>>705168591
like can you stream it from comedy website?
>>705168670
it will still look like one but it will just become like a super chode
>>705168670
Note says "this is my cock".
>Pile of mush pours out comically after they read it out loud.
>>705168796
southpark.cc.com
>>705168944
youre my hero
Holy shit guys I know you can make a mould, but that's not what I'm talking about
>>705168796
I'll better contact them and see if it's true!
>>705169091
ive done it before. they end up eating the dick
>>705169385
Treacherous, dirty bastards!!!
>>705168722
Me.
>>705169494
i dont know why i waste my money on them
>>705169561
Cute.
>>705169014
Enjoy! I enjoyed the last season with PC Principal
>>705169745
Thanks :)
>>705169826
Get naked.
>>705169826
i cant remember what season i left off at. i think PC principal was a thing
>>705169698
You sure as hell can't trust them with your dick it seems like!
>>705169955
So you're wanting to get collared and leashed n' all that?
>>705170173
they have betrayed my trust yet i keep going back to them.
>>705170038
Did you miss my nudes?
>>705170051
His first appearance was last year, dunno when you last watched it.
>>705170224
Yeah I'm really into it. I'm not 100% sure what the commitment is because all doms are different. Especially for more long term. But it's something i really like and have wanted it for quite a while.
>>705170416
about a year ago i guess lol
>>705170407
I'll fuck their shit up!!
>>705170486
Long term and long distance as well.**
>>705170586
fuck then so hard
>>705170749
WITH MASSIVE CHOCOLATE DILDOS
>>705170486
Well, something like that requires a bit more of a commitment than other things. There's a big control aspect there and I'm not looking to be that person's buddy or friend, I'm looking to be their owner.
>>705171217
hngggggggggggg
i was going to get chocolate today but instead a got not chocolate
Won't candy/chocolate dildos increase chances of a yeast infection? Sorry if it ruined your dream.
>>705171393
you got dicked.
You're supposed to eat them with your mouth, not your ass.
>>705171455
That's the plan!
>>705171393
Aw... *petpet
>>705171273
Yes. I am very interested in that. In being owned and controlled and dominated completely. Im not certain how it works long distance, but i would hope to become a full time live-in sub/slave for you at some point.
>>705170416
America misses your nudes.
>>705171455
like if youre a girl yeah. i wouldnt be worried about a guy really at all
>>705171490
wowee
>>705171718
i got delcious chai tea stuff though
>>705171718
You monster...
>>705171858
That's kind creepy.
>>705172000
Anal yeast infections are a thing.
>>705172000
Tea is underrated
>>705172249
That's what they get!!
>>705172339
But what did they do, want your dick inside them? I would want to reward someone who wanted my dick in them.
>>705171723
It usually doesn't work very well long distance so I've heard. It's an admirable goal that you want to do that but it's a tremendous commitment.
What particular things are you looking for anyway?
>>705172612
you got blacked
>>705172249
Post more.
>>705172249
yeah but you arent supposed to fuck the chcolate pene. only eat it.
>>705172273
for real yo!
>>705172612
Not if they steal my money AND my chocolate dicks!
>>705172824
Gimme sum
>>705172640
I am interested in bondage stuff. Getting tied up. Etc. Like chastity. Forced workouts and diet plan to make me sexier for my master. I LOVE giving oral. Anal too. W/s not big for me, but totally fine. Like being controlled in other ways too. More personal "boundary crossing" stuff. Like what i wear and maybe sometimes even what i do socially. and punishment for when i dont do exactly as asked.
>>705172998
no its all mine
>>705172832
Wait, you want the chocolate dicks for yourself? I was talking about people you would give the dicks to, not the manufacturers/delivery people.
>>705172802
Maybe when I feel confident about my body again.
>>705172748
what?
>>705173079
Are you lifting weights?
>>705173079
It's my gift to the one I give it to, yes
>>705173074
But moooom!
>>705173079
Do it.
>>705173259
Nope. I work retail which involves heavy lifting every now and then though.
>>705173316
Make me :0
>>705173056
All fun stuff. You could expect to have your eventual owner choosing what you wear and all that.
is it true that Australians have small dicks?
>>705173305
moooom my arse
>>705173752
That makes zero sense my friend
>>705173501
That would be really cool.
>>705173845
sense my arse
>>705173079
Are you lifting weights?
>>705174066
Knock it off!
>>705174241
knock my arse
>>705174200
Then you should lift weights before you work.
>>705173909
You say that, but that loss of control might not be something you really want.
>>705174325
Like knock on your arse, fold one of the buttcheeks to the side and say "Yoohoo, anyone home?"
>>705174353
I should do a lot of things. I'll do them when I have the motivation...
>>705174480
the image of this in my head is amazing
>>705174536
that is the chodest chode I have ever seen.
>>705174735
Buttcheeks swinging like wooden doors
viewing gay furry porn from new baby laptop
>>705174869
>when that anus falls out
I'm headed to bed, night everyone.
>>705175061
Nighty
>>705175341
*ties you up*
>>705175768
What are you playing at?
>>705174387
Maybe. Idk. Maybe just into session stuff. Need more experimenting :p. Interested in a dom with the /eventual/ goal to own me. So i know what it's all about.
>>705176011
experimenting is a good first step. You may want to do some kind of a weekend thing to get a taste of what it'd be like long term.
>>705175864
you've been a naughty boy; naughty boys get punished
>>705174869
oh my~~
>>705176212
>weekend thing
Like driving down to idaho for a weekend thing ;).
>>705176368
Like literally, butt physics don't even apply, only door physics
>>705176270
What are you getting at?
>>705176402
Katten, the gal I work with asked me if I was okay today, and when I asked if I looked okay she said exactly this, "Not really. You always look like you're out of your mind."
>>705176603
D:
>>705176654
that poor lady has no idea lol
>>705176533
Touché, maybe so. However, I'm in the process of finding a new place and should be moving before long.
>>705176654
you better kill her and make a art from her head and blood.
>>705176783
I'm tired
>>705176875
go to bed
>>705176796
This and I'd run you ragged.
>>705176783
I am completely sane and in control of my faculties.
>>705176869
Why would I do anything even resembling that?
>>705176654
I'm getting at that booty of yours.
>>705176977
YYYOU DON'T ROOL OVER MEE! I'LL SMACK YOUR DOORS!!
>>705170416
Hehe interesting. My mates character :o havnt seen this in awhile Nice!
>>705177070
you are mad like the rest of us
>>705177133
smack them then!
>>705177070
for art you manic
>>705177083
I don't think you are doing anything of the sort.
>>705177202
I'm not mad at anyone or anything.
>>705177269
I work with oil paint, not bodily fluids.
>>705177415
im getting your ass whether you like it or not
>>705177238
I FOOKIN WILL!! Next time I see ya, night katten senpie~
>>705177473
No, I don't think you are.
>>705177017
Me? ----------> >>705176533>>705177017
>>705177705
yes.
>>705177631
going to plant my seed deep inside you boy
>>705177866
Damn.
>>705177939
You're sorely mistaken.
>>705176869
This
>>705177070
Turn her into one of your dick-heads.
>>705178049
so many seeds are going to be planted in your ass, it'll turn into a farm.
>>705178146
My heads are by no means phallic in nature. Why is everything dicks with you?
>>705178204
You are mistaken.
>>705178286
I'm not, I know your ass is willing and waiting
>>705178411
You are mistaking me for another.
>>705178547
your ass is unmistakable
>>705178286
Because I want to put my dick in things but it is extremely difficult so I think about dick all the time.
