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kjhbg
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>>705178673
And how do you know this?
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Key, juice, hydrogen, bomb, gun.

Throw rotten apple away.
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Me 2, katia... Me 2...
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>>705178803
You seem more like you want dick put into you.
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>>705178793
because its got my cum in it
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Here's a fun zany song for you, Katia.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPqZs7Vl_xg
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>>705179151
I'm afraid you are mistaken, friend. I have nobody's cum in me right now.
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>>705179038
Im not wem.
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>>705179330
Fool confirmed grill
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>>705179358
No, you're not.
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>>705179183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaDyqkwnxUw
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>>705179330
>right now
hue
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I have cum in my prostate right now.
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>Be a deliquient and sleep
>Be responsible and do things

help
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>>705179502
>

>>705179587
Things have happened in the past, yes. I am not a virgin.

>>705179584
https://youtu.be/N-aK6JnyFmk
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Faggotry.
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>>705180077
ye?
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>>705179953
>>>>safe in LA
>>>>>>safe
oh the good old days
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>Be virgin
>Everyone makes fun of you
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RIP california
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>>705180231
LA is moderately safe. It's certainly better than Santa Cruz, which has had in its history several active serial murderers at the same time.
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>>705180131
YOU HEARD ME, FAGGOTRY!
>>705180293
Wear it like a badge of honor.
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>>705180305
>100 years from now
>White and blond hair is extremely rare
>Everyone is a nasty ugly muddy/shit color.
>Jews still mainly of their own blood and rule over the ugly muddy/shit colored cattle-people
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>>705180620
Why
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>>705180630
Kekkers. Blue eyed blonde haired master race fag reporting in. Going to surrogate a blond/blue woman for my blonde/blue babbies.

>>705180293
>be me, slut
>guy turns me down by saying "i don't do sloppy seconds"
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boy butt where
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>>705181259
behind you
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>>705181094
>"i don't do sloppy seconds"
Same reasoning here. I need another virgin.
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>>705181397
jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
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>>705181259
ur gey
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>>705181259
here
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>>705181655
I said boy butt not some disgusting bullshit
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>>705181669
big gey
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>>705181905
Played more PoE yet?
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>>705181973
to busy playing EU 4 really, not enough time for poe
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>>705181880
mew
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>>705182037
hey kitty
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>>705182036
EU 4? Is that where you allow all the muslims into your country?
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>>705181330
I dont see it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-tRXewCAmU

Ah nostalgia, you make me feel so bad.
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Should be playing with me
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>>705182161
the one where you force your big fat slimy turkish dick into everyone
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>>705182239
ur not good enuff
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>>705182268
Refugee experience?
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>>705182194
I'm sure there's one hidden back there
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>>705182158
ahoy. what up
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>>705182323
pretty much
but instead of refugees its jannisaries
>>705182334
you gotta cum find it for me
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>>705179678
Masturbate
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No one cares about my feelings
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>>705182418
Aus player pool at highish level of Overwatch is so small every game I play there is at least 1 person who hates me
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katia rape me
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>>705182507
well I mean I would hate you after 2 seconds anyway soooo
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>>705182367
not much. doing some tutorials in game maker. what are you up to?

>>705182418
I'll have to search for it under your clothes
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>>705182624
>would
>not aleady

fite me
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>>705182677
I will strangle you faggot

>>705182667
sure go ahead
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>>705182904
pls daddy
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>>705182667
finishing up a movie. i took a small break from it and am just getting back into it
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>>705182962
thats it im getting the collar
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>>705181397
Hits me right in the feels...

>Is it so bad that i dont know how many different dicks ive had in my ass but I'd estimate it to be roughly 75-100?
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>>705182976
Is the movie The Human Condition? It would make sense that you'd take a break during that one seeing as how it's nine hours long.
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>>705182904
I found a nice squishy boy butt back there

>>705182976
which movie?
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how many of you queers are actually into bestiality?
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>>705183222
>bestiality?
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>>705183222
Nice try FBI
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>>705183173
it is that one yes. i am maybe half way through

>>705183176
the human condition
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>>705183147
Thats kinda gross man.
I couldnt love someone if I wasnt their first. I dont like the thought of them being fucked out of their mind silly during a time when I was alone.
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>>705183222
Beast and fur are very different things. Fur is basically cartoon humans with some animal features.
>"Anthro"promorphic
Beastiality is literal animals.
Aka furry is much closer to yaoi than beastiality.
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>>705183411
wow, nine hours. how is it?
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>>705183411
Yeah, it's definitely worth taking a break with that one. It's a fantastic film, but god damn is it an endurance test.
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>>705183529
you still didn't answer the question, would you fug a dog?
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>>705183222
>trips check'd
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>>705183456
Obviously i wouldn't tell my partner how many I've had sex with. But it's pretty messed up that you only like virgins lol. Much more messed up than me taking all the dicks imo.
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>>705183529
Anthropomorphism is applying human characteristics to none human things. So it's still closer to bestiality than Japan's weirdo cartoon porn.
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>>705183701
If someone never told me about the people they had sex with and we eventually did and I found out, I would probably cut their throat. They ruined my life so ill just take theirs.
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>>705183805
I didn't claim that it wasnt. I was claiming that fur is closer to yaoi than it is to beastiality.
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>>705183872
just as edgy as i remember you being, nibi.
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>>705183222
Yes, and necrophilia
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>>705183565
its pretty good. it very well written and keeps me interested entirely without getting bored.

>>705183573
its been tough because ive had a few days where i dont have a real chance to sit and watch it. it needs a lot of attention
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>>705183943
Thanks, Mr...***?
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>>705183872
>ruined my life
Wut? Nevermind. You aren't probably more messed up than me. You /definitely/ are more messed up.
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>>705184045
nah you guys wouldn't remember me, i never used namesync or anything.
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>>705183632
Naw, but I'd let him fug me :3
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>>705184052
It dont matter.

>>705184164
So mysterious ::Not::
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>>705184305
i also don't remember if i had a nickname in these threads, so i honestly have no clue who to tell you i am.
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>>705184002
what made you want to watch it?
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>>705183222
Bestiality is the BEST iality! HAHAHA YOU SEE WHAT I DID JUST THERE, BEST, LIKE BESTIALITY, ITS FUNNY, BECAUSE ITS THE SAME FIRST FOUR LETTERS, BEST!!!!!!!!!! XXDXDXDDDXDD

Ok, I'm done, just had to get that out of my system.
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>>705184436
I would like to roll my eyes at you over the internet, but I dont have a proper file for that.
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>>705184653
again, just as edgy as i remember.
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>>705184464
fool suggested i check it out after i was talking about some Japanese films and directors
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>>705184721
That wasn't as edgy as the post before though.
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>>705184779
Don't judge me!
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>>705184728
are you watching at as 1 long movie or as the three separate ones?
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>>705184721
How am I supposed to feel towards this?
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>>705185296
idk, edgy? like you normally do?
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>>705185130
separate ones.
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>>705185494
how many hours left to watch?
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>>705185331
Mmm srry. I try my hardest not to be degenerate, but then it's just there and it smacks me across the face BAM! im still degenerate.
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>>705185385
>*Feels like Shadow the Hedgehog and Seperoth towards your post*
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>>705185571
Have you tried not being terrible
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>>705183147
At the same time?
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>>705185568
about 4 i think. its just taking me an even longer time to watch it because this and that keep me from watching it every night
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>>705185688
that's better. now i'm gonna leave this thread because furries suck.
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>>705185688
wanna go to mff with me
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All these threads do for me anymore is remind me how lonely and boyfriendless I am..
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>>705185805
Bye

>>705185868
Se you're going with Amal and Sharky then?
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>>705186136
dating is a scam perpetuated by goyims to make people unhappy. just live the single life, anon.
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>>705186136
Me too, but elsewhere I eventually do anyway except with less porn to distract me.
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>>705186136
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>>705186226
But I want someone to love and be my reason to live and be happy. (and have buttsex with)
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>>705186414
Good luck with that
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>>705186414
Love America
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>>705186556
Well it DOES shaft me in the ass quite a bit..
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>>705186520
This
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>>705186218
well I WAS but drunk amal forgot to tell me the age limit for the room, so I might just go with some other people
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>>705186787
Arent you 22?
And what kind of hotel has an age limit, wtf?
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>>705187045
no, im 20, but the people who are letting people into the room apparently only want 21+
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>>705186718
America will always love you
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>>705187045
You should sleep with him to make him feel better, nibi
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>>705187136
What? Some kind of precaution against drunken gay sex that usually permeates fur cons at the late hours?
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>>705187156
I dont like cows.
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>>705187351
apparently, guess they are afraid of getting in trouble for underage drinking or something?
I dont think its that big of a deal but whatever
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>>705187511
Someone probably got busted before.
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>>705187672
probably. I might still go though, seems interesting enough
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>>705187806
Fat, hairy, oily nerd-fests are hardly what I would describe as "interesting".
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>>705188099
Sounds terrible
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>>705188099
change of pace?
perhaps some good stories to tell.
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>>705188493
of course it does. sounds grody to the max
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>>705188592
I need to find a gypsy to lift this curse of fat black chicks thinking they have a shot with me
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>>705188718
thats super grody. like maximum overgrode
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>>705188493
>>705188592
This

>>705188538
I dont have good stories to tell, and it would we fucking weird meeting a group of you.

>>705188718
>Fat, ugly ass, old balding men think they have a shot with you.
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>>705186414
Will you date me and love me and ill love you and have buttsex with you (im vers so you can have whatever position you want) and we'll both be each other's reasons to live and we'll both be happy? I want a boyfriend im sick of being alone.
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>>705188995
I shot enough down to cause a black lives matter protest
>>705189073
I don't frequent craigslist
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>>705189073
weird but fun id said.

I think anything that happens there could at least be a cringe story at worst
I need to break the monotony of work n shit
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>>705189234
hue
you need a sign on you that says"no grody fat negreses allowed"
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>>705189234
This was grindr/hornet.
Bad choices were made. Better to be alone.
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>>705189234
Hello Frank, how's them nigger riots in the freedom to chimp out lands?
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>>705189274
My whole life is a cringe story, I think there's enough in stock, sorry dont need anymore.
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>>705189441
hey tiger
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>>705189586
mind sharing some stories then?

but I mean, there could be interesting stories. alcohol makes a lot of things more interesting
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>>705189441
mewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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>>705189672
You first.
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>>705189218
Sounds like a plan, to bad your probably miles away or something.
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>>705189601
Evening Jeff
>>705189708
Katten!
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>>705189414
It's so weird. I've never been actively pursued by a chick. Only fat black girls do this. I've always had to be the one to make the first move.
>>705189424
Sounds pretty bad
>>705189441
Weed's legal in Colorado so there's no black lives matter protests here
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>>705189933
ummm
I once ate popcorn and drank a lot and projectile vomited all over the bathroom
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>>705189940
Yeah im up in canadaland.
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>>705190152
how's things?
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>>705190218
Yep, figures, such is life it seems.
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>>705190218
i think they call it canadia
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Soda is so bad why do people drink this
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>>705190152
ttttttttttiggggggggggerrrrrrrrr

>>705190156
thats curious. i wonder why that is
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>>705190156
Yeah, im never going to lose the v-card. Oh well, amirite?

>>705190209
Everyone does that throughout their lives. If you said projectile vomited all over a mother and her child then that would be some pretty good cringe.
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>>705190470
only with booze
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>>705190470
Its so tasty thou!

Hoi fags
Snarf asleep
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>>705190596
nah, worst for me was when I ALMOST puked on a police officer
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>>705190634
hey homo, whats up?
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>>705190156
guys always have to make the first move. it's so women can tease like whores and have right to be offended over anything.
>>705190377
Just doing some PC games before i goto the gym.
You?
>>705190566
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM!
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>>705190634
mmmmmmmew

>>705190685
rude

>>705190928
WEMWMEWMMEWMEMWMEMWMEMWMEMWEMWMEMWEM
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>>705190634
It's terrible. Feels terrible. Makes you feel terrible.

>>705190629
I don't drink. I've only ever drank... Five times? Not familiar with how that works.

>>705190928
Sounds like personal experience
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>>705190685
Did you miss or did you just feel like it and didnt?
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>>705190928
which game?
I'm just doing some tutorials in game maker
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>>705191130
missed.
I didnt drink much in HS, so one day I decided to with friends and they let me hold the vodka bottle, so I just kept drinking till I was throwing up, got kicked out, cops called, tackled by police when I didnt get down fast enough, dragged me to car, turned to him, and just threw up

>>705191113
lots of ways relly
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>>705190566
I think it's a cultural thing. Could be that no one chases on them naturally so they actively chase.
>>705190596
Can I pawn off this curse to you?
>>705190928
I'm used to having to make the first move with women. It's just that fat black chicks ignore this social grace
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>>705191315
You got tackled by cops because you were holding a dangerous vodka bottle?
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>>705191487
I dont want your nigger bitches.
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>>705191487
ohhh i think the second is more likely. those poor chunky nigs
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>>705191541
nono, they were shining their lights at me in the drive way and was like "(VILLAGE) POLICE GET DOWN" and im trying to get on my knee but im all wobbly and ive got one kneed down when I get full blown tackled
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>>705191180
warframe.
I'm going to head out now see you soonish.
>>705191487
what do you expect from monkeys?
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>>705190734
Laying in bed with Snarf
He has work, and I'm restless

>>705190928
>guys always have to make the first move. it's so women can tease like whores and have right to be offended over anything.
Its true, its why I stopped dating girls and being cheated on.

>>705191069
Homo!!!

>>705191113
Not if you grew up on it and feed lies.
Plus cheap tasty death
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>>705191779
Did they think you were a nigger?
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STOP RESISTING ARREST, CITIZEN
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>>705191905
they must have, good think they noticed before they defended themselves with a few shots
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>>705191869
I've been looking at playing it, what's it like?

>>705191967
AM I BEING DETAINED?
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GET ON YOUR KNEES CREEP
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>>705191875
Just get juice or milk.

>>705192212
Grindy.
If you like it play with me instead since I'm cooler.
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>>705191875
:DDDDDDD
nini~

>>705192212
>>705191905
>>705191869
goodnight you duderolies
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>>705192411
nini kitty
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>>705192309
only for you...
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>>705191647
I don't want them either
>>705191869
I expect them to pursue black men.
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>>705192319
is it an MMO or a mission based thing?
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>>705192319
Can't have most milk and juice is expensive or lies.

>>705192411
Going to bed?
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>>705192053
Collateral damage.
Where would White Lives Matter be?

>>705192309
-and suck this dicc"
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>>705192791
to busy sucking nig dong trying to appease for slavery
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>>705192714
Missions that you solo or invite people from a chat. There are a few trade hubs that you can see other people.

>>705192750
Orange Juice isn't either.
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>>705192910
Butttttttt Canada Dry is soooo goood
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>>705193173
Would be better if it were America Dry
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>>705183632
I regurlaly get fucked and knotted by the family dog when i'm walking him in some low light alley
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>>705192910
I'll have to play it
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>>705193173
I literally just drank some and regret it more than anything this week

>>705193314
You can also drop in/out
Play with me whenever you do
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>>705193988
>>705193988
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