Waifu claiming thread. >Previous: >>705145408 Rules:
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Waifu claiming thread.
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>>705145408
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Most importantly, have fun!
Rory-sama claimed.
>>705156822
well now you have to tell us what happened
Also good evening
>>705154613
Doing better today, not as sick and my throat isn't hurting today
Well. Today just went to shit.
That feel when the actions of cleaning burst your abcess. Fuck all the things.
Goodnight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJXAx_5Qky4
>>705156956
goodness. that sounds horrible, I'm sorry rory.
>>705156957
goodnight shiro.
>>705156948
That's good!
>>705156177
What's the matter, Ama? Don't you remember all the fun we had~?
>>705156956
Hospital!
>Driving now, later!
>>705156938
I don't know, I can't enter my entire street and the cops won't talk
But hello
>>705156948
Nice pic Felix
>>705156822
Fuck bruh stay safe.
>>705156563
Its kinda fun but its an ass sore
Calamity-masu'd
>>705156957
nighty
Hey all.
>>705156299
>>705157061
I feel like we'll get along just fine~
Oh yeah, forgot to tell you who I was
I'm Amatsukaze, you can shorten it to Amatsu or Ama
>>705156499(shiro)
>no u
>>705157127
you were the only one who had fun ;-;
>and alcohol spoke, not me!
what music do you think your waifu likes?
I think tharja would like keiji haino
>>705157158
Tell us the address. I'll check the news
>>705157158
did you hear anything or was it just suddenly cops?
>>705157262
a pleasure to meet you, ama. I imagine we'll get along just fine. I tend to get along with almost everyone I meet.
I like your choice in waifu. she seems very cute.
>>705157191
yeah I hate having to fix things, personally. my dad enjoys fixing computer stuff. he's a weirdo.
>>705157061
Normally happens every few days. Its in a place that is always moving.
>>705157127
No point, its not going to get infected.
Lewd Makoto is lewd
>It's fun to watch
>>705157127
Mmhm. Be safe senpai!
>>705157158
Ayy Galil-chan
Thanks <3
>>705157330
I'm the type to listen to whatever if i like it
>>705157399
Gorgeous
>>705157413
Emi
>>705157330
Her canon music preference is yandere boys.
I have no idea what artists simply because I think yandere is worst dere.
>>705157497
I enjoyed it, I just wish it hadn't happened today.
BUT ITS FIXED AND I CAN POST FROM PC.
>>705157588
Smugga. ^^
>>705156806
why the heck are you doing this thread over and over again ????
>>705157740
Simply to piss you off. Stay mad nerd.
>>705157740
CIRCLE JERK OR GET OUT FAG.
>>705157588
Hello night time smug
>>705157740
The same could be asked about ylyl threads, fb fap threads, cringe threads, etc
>>705157191
I'm perfectly safe mayne
>>705157399
>Trying to trick me into giving out my neighbors address
Nyet fucker
>>705157413
I went over to my house (at a friends right now) to get some beer and I couldn't get in the street because there's about 30 cop cars blocking the whole road.I asked some other neighbors and they said they heard gunshots and called 911, but that's all I could get.
>>705157576
Post more lewds
>>705157330
Im thinking something upbeat and happy.
https://youtu.be/LgUTKxcC5dA
>>705157880
>yuuko doesn't wish me goodnight
Why live tbh.
>>705157497
I hope we do, you seem like a person to talk to, at least from what I've seen
Why thank you, I haven't finished the anime yours is from, but I liked the way she spoke
>And since you've added Stocking on Discord, tell her I say hi for me
>>705157588
>>705157554
well that just sucks. have you gone to a doctor to get it taken care of? can it even be taken care of?
>>705157731
well there you go, all worth it in the end!
>>705157965
it's odd because I'm pretty bad at talking, but I do okay online I suppose.
ah, well that's good you're watching it. it's a really good one, I can't wait for next season.
sure, no problem, heh.
>>705156957
Goodnight missed love
>>705157963
Sorry, i'm kind of falling asleep
>>705157945
Good, that's important to me. Stay safe. ^^
>>705158097
Plus now I have 2TB of space, which means I can install MORE games.
>I have 100 installed.
>Help I have a crippling addiction
>>705157929
fucking virgin weeaboo fapping and claiming stupid anime girl as their waifu all day long is why I'm wondering about the existence of literally the most autistic thread of /b/
>>705158116
Then go to sleep silly!
>>705158201
very nice desu ne. I have 3tb myself and will need more soon, ha.
I have over 200 installed I think.
>>705158097
Surgery is an option but it means a month lying face down.
>>705158479
I only have around 200 games anyway, so having over half installed is good for me.
>I never truly get bored ^^
>>705157731
An Eli! What's up?
>>705157803
>inb4 anal
What's up?
>>705157880
Alt shinoa is the day shinoa?
>>705158096
Hello midnight
As always.
>>705158097
You and I both
I pretty much lost my social skills sine isolating myself
But I guess that's not too bad
The main character is putting me off the show honestly. I just don't like him
Thank you, new friend~
>>705158488
A cute
>>705157945
>this time you want lewds
>>705158624
>rattle
>>705158699
Yes, you are a cute
>>705157945
well shit, trouble with their marriage maybe lol
>>705158604
I only bring that out on special occasions ;)
Just this, Wow and smoking. Family is bringing me home some Joes Crab shack so thats kinda neat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmbMsaz8rZw&index=152
>>705158842
Don't ever stop
so are these threads just for claiming waifus or are we supposed to pretend we're our waifus?
These threads fucking suck
It's a giant virgin cringe role playing fag fest
Mercy claimed
>>705158298
Go back to your trap threads then ;S
>>705159030
It is supposed to be the former.
Tho some users play the latter.
Basically it's a clusterfuck of anime faggotry.
>>705158604
Had to fix my hard drive today, it was like "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa-*dies*" luckily I had already backed it up. EXCEPT I LOST SOME OF MY STONEHEARTH SAVES. Its a day old save so I lost a lot of progress. I'm sad.
>>705159103
Mercy ^^
>>705158569
my my. I could think of worse ways to spend a month. do ho ho~
but yeah that sucks. bleh.
>>705158600
heh, I get bored all the time. I'm one of those types of people. I suck.
>>705158699
I don't know if I ever had social skills to begin with, honestly. I never had many friends growing up and got picked on a lot at school. and now I spend all my time online, heh. go figure.
subaru? yeah he is kind of unlikable after a while, but he improves again, trust me.
you're welcome! she said to say hi back~
>>705158624
eyepatch cute.
>>705158604
what is up
>>705158472
huhqeuhvyjbknlf
*wakes momentarily*
NO
oh wait she also said to tell you that you're silly. >>705158699
>>705159176
Heyo
>>705159242
i haven't finished re:zero, does beatrice have another role besides being in the library?
>>705158624
Eyepatch fetishes are weird
>>705159569
unfortunately no, not in season one at least. she doesn't get out from it much. but hopefully she'll be back and do more in season two.
>>705159242
I can always find something to do, even if its really simple.
>>705159569
How goes it?
>>705158912
Take the compliment dammit! ;-;
>>705159242
I lost all mine in an abusive relationship. I can befriend others and all, but can't really form any meaningful things outside of the internet
Go figure
Really? I'll give it another shot this night then, since I've got nothing to do
Hi and that I'm silly, huh?
>Tell her that I won't dominate her
>>705159670
that's a really good trait to have.
>>705159729
gah...that really sucks. I'm sorry to hear that amatsu. I just recently had a pretty bad break up and I feel kind of similar. like it's hard to trust again...I dunno though. I've been getting close to someone again so that's nice. hopefully you can too.
good good, enjoy that.
>wow she won't like that, heh.
>>705158977
Oh you ';)
Whatcha smoking on? I honestly dislike Joe's crab shack
>>705159176
I will one day experience that. ONE DAY. What was once lost can always be found again right? Maybe this time there can be possible better progression
>>705159252
Chilling with the fam and stuff
>>705159670
being a huge weaboo partaking in these threads, watching cartoons, ya know, the usual
>>705159664
cute lolis need more roles in cartoons nowadays
claim before the other nigger does
>>705158912
>Rattle rattle
>>705159242
Blonde hair cute?
>>705159569
I don't have an eye patch fetish...
>>705159988
Ehh, I got over her, I think. And I got used to my new lifestyle, so it's not that bad anymore. Yeah, trusting is hard.. But hey, happy to hear that!
>Bullying her is too fun
>>705160192
The great smuggers
>>705159729
It's against my principles to accept compliments
>>705160273
How was your nap btw? I didn't ask?
>rattle
>>705160252
Post the full version
>Mfw just realized I had an amazing cap session, despite the fact that the nice old lady next door is now dead
>>705158201
I'll never not be safedont worry bb
>>705158842
Felix is so cute and innocent but at the same time a little slut
>Thanks for the pic, it helped ;^)
>>705158977
Who knows mayne
>>705161148
*fap session
>>705161148
Thank you for sharing this information
>>705161148
>inb4 complaints of tiddies on trap cat
QOTT: what is your affordable dream car you want?
A black Cadillac Escalade. I'm a S.U.V. guy
>>705160788
Hello hano
>>705161197
Digi-sword
>>705161524
I really wanted a Honda CR-V, but couldn't find one in my price range, so I got a Ford Escape. I like the small SUV type cars
>>705161624
Smuggalicious
>>705160192
some weed. it honestly isnt the best but i got a hard on for sea food so it kinda balances out. I'd eat shrimp and crab all fucking day
>>705161148
so what's up? you waiting for the cops to clear out so you can go back to your friend's?
>>705161524
a 2016 Chevy Camaro or a Ford Shelby Mustang
>>705160877
Good i suppose. I might go back to sleep. I'm still tired. That's fair though, because i'm deliberately staying up a long time to try and fix my sleep schedule.
>>705161524
fuking niggars and their suvs
>>705160877
C'mon now
Can I at least call you nice?
>>705161624
Lil' smug's best gift
>>705156806
>>705161388
You're welcome
>>705161400
Wew, I might have to save this pic
>>705161784
Nah I'm already back, she's out for another 15 or so minutes
>>705162115
Filthy Bong
>>705160239
agree and agree and agree.
also mercy is a top tier waifu pick, I approve.
>>705160273
blonde hair adorable. and drills too. if only she had an eyepatch.
>>705160432
well I'm glad you're moving forward. I hope I can too. it's hard though. that's life, meh.
>I prefer to be the one getting bullied, personally~
>>705162115
karen!
>>705161824
I had that struggle a month ago. I just did a half assed job and go to sleep at 1:00 and wake up when I need to for school.
>>705161980
I'm not sure, that might be considered a compliment
>That's cute in a kind of creepy way. Still cute though
>>705162248
It took me quite some time, I'm just happy it's over now
Just give it time, you'll be alright in the end
>That's why you thanked your bully a few days ago~?
>>705162464
It is a compliment~
>I've go the less creepy version too
>>705162601
yeah. time cures everything, but the waiting is rough.
>must be, how about that?~
two im going to drink TWO cokes
>>705162193
>>705162601
>They're both cute
If it's a compliment, you know the answer :|
>>705162824
You need to slow down Karen
>>705162897
I had something typed out but i think i accidentally deleted it
I forgot what it was too, i should probably sleep
>>705162897
felix being a lewd kitty tonight, very nice.
>>705160192
that's good
>>705161524
86ish foxbody or Grand National of the same year
>>705161767
How are you?
>>705161784
Oooh boy. Shrimp. I love me some butter shrimp
>>705161980
Lil ship is the best gift
>>705163043
I'm good, just took a shot of fireball and I'm playing LoL. You?
>>705162732
It's never easy, but we must move past that. Otherwise it'll only get more painful if you stay stuck in the past
>Ho ho ho, we'll get along splendidly~
>>705162908
>Blue suits her
Aliceu pls
>>705163043
Ready to meet my fists of terror, lil' smugger?
I'll beat you down!
>>705162193
oh ok thats good then, any plans for tonight?
>>705163043
ill fucking say. im also really big into sushi and fish. it's all soooo good
>>705163253
agreed. I'm past the break up at this point, it's getting out of the depression left over that's proving difficult. losing my job didn't help. just need life to give me a little break for a bit and I should be okay.
>I'm liking you already, so I think so too~
Sorry for late replies, I was fiddling with my old hard drive to recover some data
>>705159988
Yeah, I can make a lot of things fun.
>>705160192
We're building a WALL
>AND THE GOBLINS ARE PAYIN FOR IT
>With their blood
>>705160239
Nice.
>>705161148
>Dead.
WeW
Did the oldster do the suicide? Or...
>>705161197
Yuuki!~
>>705162824
Allah Abkar.
>>705161524
That is pure shit offroad though.
GTHO Phase 4. Hands down.
This isn't even animu thread though
>>705163444
oh really? how lewd.
>>705163693
what's your point?
>>705163600
>Rory-sama btw
>>705163823
gardy, hello.
>>705163765
>marking it as animu
it fucks up my archive for one :^)
>>705163253
>J'le sais, mais j'ai y'ienke un photo avec du blue
Amuku please ;w;
>>705163902
I didn't mark it as anything though. no idea who did, I'm the only one of us I see around here right now, other than you now.
>>705163884
Heyo! Finally done with work, and I'm gonna play some league with some other /waifu/ fgts.
>>705163444
>checked
Eru!~
>>705164077
have fun, and good luck! was work a bitch today, or did it go okay?
>>705164077
Hi GARDY
>>705163995
I see 3-4 other people here who would probably do it
>>705164221
well you'd know better than me. as far as I know all the people I know of who also lurk the other thread are in bed right now. except maybe that guy with all the tripcodes, but I haven't seen him in a bit.
>>705163765
If u kno what I mean huehuehue.
>NO
>I don't wanna lewd Eru ^^
>>705164139
How goes it?
>>705163010
It is. You and your friends you haven't talked to in awhile?
>>705163247
I'm at aunt's house. My butt just got slapped by a child multiple times for some reason
>>705163253
See right above
>>705163292
You must love the sea
>>705163444
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Britain is better than your country.
>>705164144
I don't think it's possible for a 13 hour work day not to be a bitch :c
>>705164197
I P L A Y P O K E M O N G O
>>705164384
I just took a shot of fireball and I have pizza. Life is good! You?
>>705164390
>My butt just got slapped by a child multiple times for some reason
Kinky lol. Why are you over there?
>>705164384
you probably do want to though. don't you lie to your friend betty now.
>>705164458
goodness. that is horrible. at least you're home now. good grief though.
>>705164382
Well I mean people here who don't go there would do it too. And at that, there's still at least 1 other who is here, they just lurk hard though.
>that guy with all the tripcodes
???
>>705163424
That's pretty bad.. I didn't have it as bad as you did
All I can do is wish you for the best, which are probably empty words, but still.
>Oh my~ We better move this to Discord~
>>705163980
>C'est quoi ce dialect de sauvage? :^)
Aliceuuuuu!
>>705164390
Dude, that child wants a piece of you :^)
>>705164576
the heaven guy, duh. 3edgy5u. you commented on his name.
>>705164390
Haven't talked to a lot of them yet but the most important. One even remembered my birthday I didn't expect that.
>>705164390
These goblins are seriously a pain the ass, every once in a while a few of their little shits come into our town to get beaten to death.
>A goblin raiding party!
>Goblin raiding party proceeds to get rekt by 4 soldiers with sledgehammers.
>>705164413
This.
>
>>705164523
Life is good here too!~
>I've got pizza and sprite and vidya.
>I am relaxed.
>>705164525
Eru is pure and cute!
>>705164740
no, they aren't empty if you mean them, and I feel that you do. thank you.
>do ho ho. maybe we should. who should I be adding?~
>>705164748
oh, yeah that guy. his name triggers me sometimes because i used that name for a little while and it caused a meme to happen
>>705164740
>C'EST LA BELLE FRANCAISE ACADIEN :^^^^^^^^)
Miiiiiiiiiiiii!
>>705164413
>
Not only do I claim my waifu, but I also claim this entire thread as property of the Empire.
>>705164867
she looks pretty thicc, too. pretty nice, not gonna lie.
>>705164924
well look at you, mister all over the place. how come it took four or five days for me to see you here anyway?
>>705165014
Karen lewds.
>>705164867
I got a little caesar's $5 pizza and I'm slowly regretting it lol
>>705165051
idk i lurk mostly. that and well i just got a new car this week so i was doing that
>just realized its a friday night and we're all sitting here doing nothing
i wish people lived closer to me so i could take them out
You are all hereby subjects of her majesty queen elizabeth II
>>705165246
but you could have said hi if you noticed me here in that time, silly. sheesh.
that would be nice. getting a bite to eat or something. just realized I haven't eaten all day, heh.
>>705164886
Yeah, people who went trough things like should stick together in time of need, shouldn't they?
>That would be Amatsu#1489~
>>705164957
>DEPORTEZ-LES TOUS :^)))
Allllll!
>>705165051
Eru is pretty thicc, very cute. She's kind and she likes to help her friends, even if as a gun, she isn't very reliable. Its why I love her. ^^
>>705165139
I've heard nothing good about Little Caesar's. I went and got pizza from a local place and its REALLY good.
>>705165385
i probably have been driving a lot then coming home to play games(and do other questionable things)
you should probably eat then! for real though if you or anyone else were close i'd wanna go out and actually do stuff, not just sit here.
>>705165495
>what is grammar?
>Ama
>>705165495
>La dernier fois qu'y ons fait ca, y on disparut dans la foret. Maintenant on a des ptit village de merde come le Cheticamp :|
Those glasses are fucking adorable
>>705164390
:)
>WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINK
but seriously im actually a mountain kinda of guy. I fucking love the mountains, especially in winter
>>705165129
Such images are prohibited.
>>705165495
it's why I wandered back to my old group who are over on eight chon, and then wandered my way over here. internet people are easier for me to handle, and I need the human contact. you're right.
>>705165521
wait wait, as a gun?
>>705165587
yeah, that would be pretty fun. but I don't think you live anywhere near me
Does your waifu have an opening? Post your waifu's opening song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdSAWBUpbIM
>>705165802
Karen lewds.
>>705165521
I was hungry when I got it, now that I have it not so much
>>705165860
Eru is the L85A1. The L85A1 was really unreliable and high maintenance. Gif Related.
>>705165959
Kek.
>>705166084
but wait...she's a gun, and a girl?
>>705165802
It's not Karen, but have some lewd kissing and hand holding.
>>705165676
>pire que des sauvages :^)
I know right? I love them so much!
>>705165860
So this the "other thread" I hear so much about
It's crazy how anonymous contact can mean so much sometime
>>705166166
Like how Galil works.
Upotte is a strange, but good anime.
>tfw not a gun
>>705166356
Come on now, Shino x Alice is pretty cute.
>>705165860
nobody lives near me but at the same time they all day
central oregon is nice but it sux
>>705166356
Ill take that risk. Karen lewds.
>rip my clean fryers
>Rory-sama
>>705166278
it's just a continuous circle jerk on a board for it on the other site. it's made up mostly of people from the anime circle jerk threads on /b/ from about 4 years ago. I was in those.
it really is. but hey, no point in complaining about it, just gotta enjoy it as much as you can.
>>705166305
huh. might have to check this out sometime.
>>705166659
well oregon is close to arizona at least. maybe someday.
>>705164523
Oh bb it is ;)
Idk. Something about wanting the family there because a little family get together
>>705164740
Oh my! But she is loli and is my little cousin. Das not right
>>705164859
Aw. Poor akame :(
>>705164867
Fucking goblins. Reminds me of the rebels in Rome total war. Kek got any archers?
>>705165783
I love anything really but I've never been on a mountain. And what is snow?
>>705166853
I can fetch you a mega link if you want.
>>705166569
Gun girls are top tier. ^^
>>705167001
Not yet, mostly because we're dirty sand people and we don't have a wood worker.
>Nor a blacksmith, required to make the saw for a woodworker.
BUT SOON!~
>>705167086
I might ask for one another time, right now I have enough on my backlog, heh.
all posts from here on out are hereby legally obligated to contain flags of the union.
anyone breaking this rule will be considered an treason.
>>705166084
It's pretty gross lol
>>705167001
That sounds fun, I haven't been to one in a while
>Yuuki
>>705166278
>C'est vraie, j'hais l'histoire des Acadiens
I want Alice glasses :(
>Alice
>>705167283
>image cap
Fucking lol
>>705167283
Fuck you i won't do what you tell me.
>>705167665
I MAY BE CANADIAN, BUT I THUMB THE UNION JACK
>I can't even sing God Bless the Queen
>Alice
>>705167086
I want a German tank girl pls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SndPb5XohYM
>>705167665
I'm as American as Baseball, Apple Pie, and fucking your mom fam.
>>705167227
Alright. I know that feel.
>Kek.
>>705167283
Does pic related count?
>>705167345
Is it greasy as shite and taste like a dried up dog shit?
>>705167843
There's a tank dating sim.
