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The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Naps are great
>>705167001
i like looking at them lol. white cold death that soothes my angry soul
Here
>>705167980 (Eru)
It's $5 for a pizza, take a guess lol
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Newfag check
I should really go to bed but I just hit my second wind
This thread has been colonised by the British Empire.
>>705157158
>>705157191
I started watching Upotte! but it's a little, uh, ... lewd.
>>705165521
>Elle a thick
>>705167843
Eine PanzerKampfrau?
>>705162824
Absolutely haram.
>Suika
Quick claim then ANGRY GYM TIME.
beep boop
Claiming Felix
one day, cupcake
>>705168111
play csgo
>>705167283
>Union flags.
Make me.
>>705168082
Prolly taste like arse then.
>I like local shops better than big pizza chains.
>>705168201
It is a bit lewd, but its also cute ^^
>Protip: Eru best girl.
>>705168095
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This one's for her majesty the Queen
>>705168442
DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE AMERICAN
>>705168005
>>705168438
That's not okay
>>705167086
>eru
How soon?
>>705167345
>>705168082
Really? Just don't have time?
>>705168595
t-treason
>>705168209
>lick lick
>>705168438
Indeed. It's pretty nasty but delicious at the same time
>>705168661
That and my family is kinda spread out across several states. I have family here in GA and some in Maryland too
>>705168661
>>705167001
It's alright though, a loner like me doesn't need a hundred wishes. I'm glad I got those 3.
>tfw you get less than someone you know who has the same birthday and who's been dead for three years
>>705168661
ehh ill die of a heart attack sometime soon, then i wont have to deal with people and their shitty driving
>>705168661
After I powerlevel my Mason by building WALLS for KEEPING THE MEXIC- I MEAN GOBLINS OUT.
>>705168802
I'd try it, if I wasn't paying for it :^]
>>705168150
Even Mudslime Karen wasn't this much of a faggot.
>>705168595
Cheers to America! We Amerexited before Britain could even Brenter!>>705168815
>>705169035
I've also discovered that my beloved dog in RimWorld is just going to keep getting pieces of it shot off by my settlers until it is a beloved log.
>>705168739
>nibble nibble
>
>>705168708
This isn't treason, is it?
>>705169035
It's really good when you've been drinking haha
>>705168209
bop bop
>>705169182
>beloved log
KEK.
But yeah, that's the fate of most animals until you find a way to give it robot limbs
OR PEG LEGS!
>>705169290
I don't drink, mostly because I choose not to but also because I'm only 18.
Karen lewds. Fuck the mainland. Sincerely, Australia
What's the best way of punishing people who post treasonous things on the internet?
also how can i report someone to the police if they're posting anonymously?
>>705169537
pervy kitty.
>>705169570
You can punish them by sending Karen lewds
>>705169570
Cry mods and fap to trap cuckold porn. You'll sure show those treasonous faggots.
>>705169923
I think this is the only way, sadly. sorry karen.
>>705169605
Its a meme you dip
>>705169537
>>705169923
>>705170100
Can't you at least wait until I leave to post lewds?
>>705169570
>/adv/
Hello
>no life
>Juvia claimed
>>705170290
wow how can you be so rude...
>>705170452
I'm not posting them, it's these pervs!
>>705169973
Trips
>>705170542
Heres a karen lewd
>that was a good day
>>705170560
Yeah, yeah, trips.
>>705170766
goodness.
>>705169484
Yeah...being underage is a good reason haha
alright heading to bed. Night /waifu/
>>705171128
goodnight!
whats going on here
Oh God I hate this period of Saturdays. Mid afternoon and I just want to get out but the dishwasher was set up by speds.
>>705171277
Welcome back torture-chan
>>705171277
General ass-fuckery
>>705171064
Its a good enough reason for me.
>>705171277
Some fuckery.
>>705171128
Night ^^
>>705170915
Trips.
You okay?
>>705171875
Yeah, I'm gucci fam.
Trips.
Just pessimistic about these trip rolls. It's been almost a week since we started this and we have not rolled trips at all.
>>705168802
Wew that is far spread
>>705168815
:/
>>705168919
Not okay. Don't say shit like that
>>705169035
Kek earn that paycheck!
>>705169280
>that photo
How was your day?
>nibble nibble
>>705171994
Do you want to give up and just post it already?
I've had my image ready if you were up to that.
And now I know how Trips guy feels.
https://youtu.be/jyqtw1T2ows?t=5m12s
what are ya doooin monkey?
>>705172202
Nah, we don't have to go that far. We will get trips sooner or later, but if I get them I'll post after you, I hope you'll post after me if you get them.
we lost..... bad...
>>705172025
Glory and Justice for the Sandune Town!~
I think I'm gonna hit the hay though. I'm pretty tired ^^
>>705172202
>>705172465
Mutually assured lewds?
>>705171717
>triple 17
Good reason. I didn't have my first drink until I turned 21
>>705172025
Yep. Every year until I was about 17 we would drive to drive to Maryland. DRIVE, to Maryland. With 2 dogs, my parents, and my brother in the car. That's a 13 hour drive from GA lol
goodnight
>>705172465
>I hope you'll post after me if you get them.
Sure, sounds good.
We just have to believe.
>>705172809
good night akame!
>>705172679
poor gardy. did you have fun at least?
>>705172809
goodnight akame.
>>705172755
More or less. Just remember, if you roll for ours we can roll for yours.
>>705172826
Good. Now all we have to do is roll until the cows come home.
>>705172044
I'm doing pretty great! Just playing with some friends.
>kiss kiss
>
>>705172908
Yeah, had tons of laughs!
>>705172908
who are you and why are u so nice
>>705172938
I dont roll. I just spin. But maybe this time I will roll.
>>705172755
Indeed, you better save a good lewd if you'd like to roll, Chef.
>Suggestives =/= Lewds!
>>705172938
I've got plenty of time.
How was your day?
>>705173132
well good, that's all that really matters.
>>705173150
I am beatrice, and I am not especially nice or anything, just friendly I suppose.
we've talked a few times before, kinpatsu.
Hey all
Tristana claimed
>>705172809
Night
>>705173150
That's Beatrice. That's how he is
>>705173256
I'd say.
So, what you up to?
>>705173116
Apparently some girl's skirt went too high and I saw her pantsu.
>fucking Miku panties
>nibble
>>705172938
rolling for lewds i see, ill roll for the sake of it
>>705172794
how old are you
>>705172809
night
>>705170463
hi juvia how goes the no life
>>705173310
AYYYY, A WILD PLUM APPEARED
>>705173310
good choice. don't even play league but she's qt as hell.
>>705173377
nothing much. watching some youtube and chilling here. how about you?
>>705173406
22
>>705173256
i know im not like hating it. just wondering if you were someone before, thats all.
>>705173313
almost had quads bro,
>>705173522
Not quite sure what I'm gonna be doing... Might play some WarThunder
>>705173525
I feel so old at 26.
>>705173227
Nah, nah, nah. You can't just jump in the water and expect to come out dry.
>>705173251
Meh. Not very exciting. Did the dishes, ate some chicken, took a nap. Woke up about 3 hours ago. Probably going to be awake for a lot longer. You? You better have eaten.
>>705173406
Don't pussy foot around here. If we get trips and you puss out I'll bully you.
>>705173727
I'm new to these threads, but I was in other circle jerk stuff years ago on /b/.
>>705173745
a few of my friends play that, doesn't seem my cup of tea but they always seem to enjoy it.
>>705173790
I just turned 27 this month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=trlhrKqoJAc
>>705173477
>a wild Plum
>Plum
...fine, Plum it is, but you're a sexy leek
>>705173522
Danke. What's your waifu's name?
>>705173982
beatrice, betty, beako. she answers to all in her show. isn't she lovely?
>>705173864
It's one of those games you can't spend HOURS at a time playing. But it's fun to hop on and play a few games.
>>705173982
>sexy leek
w e w
Still hear
>>705173384
Absolutely mint.
>headpats of proudness
>>705173251
Then I best get looking.
>>705173406
Join the group lewd.
>>705173859
See top comment here.
>>705173864
Dammit. Im not the oldest here.
>5 months older
>>705173924
https://youtu.be/p5bmKNIhYE8
Look at this album cover. Look at how fucking amazing it is.
>>705174172
my only real multiplayer game I like is overwatch. more of a single player type of person usually.
>>705174243
well not being the oldest isn't a bad thing. heh.
>>705174073
BBEEEEAAAAAATTTTTUUUUURRRRRRIIIIIIIICCCHHHEEEEEEEEE
The name alone is enough for me
>>705174172
Yee my plan'
about to leave for a 5 hour train ride while sick
hold me
got a thread or two in me
>>705174412
in a good way or bad?
>>705174513
hope you feel better. what are you sick with?
>>705174513
You're sick? Join the club. I think my sister have me strep throat
>>705174577
>>705174359
I've never had a chance to pick up overwatch, but I've heard good things about it.
What are some of your favourite single player games?
>>705174412
diabolical
>>705174231
I feel both bad and a bit proud to see it. I haven't mentioned she's my friend. My Loli-body friend.
>nuzzle
>>705173525
ok
>>705173859
>>705174243
>im a pussy
fine ill rooll for trips and quads, if i get quads i get every participants lewds
>hikage
>>705173859
Hey, at least you did the dishes aside from playing Warframe all day long.
Mine wasn't too exciting either, though.
Tried out the random URF mode and drank a lot of tea. Didn't ate that much, aside a bit of lettuce salad.
>>705174243
You'll really be looking for one?
I'm impressed, you didn't had one already?
>>705174673
>I think my sister have me strep throat
Lewd tbh.
>>705174695
what does this meeeeeean
>>705174705
I really enjoy rpgs. and then visual novel stuff is great, like the danganronpa games and ace attorney.
>>705174577
a pretty bad cold, it started out a week ago but it just keeps getting worse
i practically cant talk and coughing kills me and i have a pretty annoying fever
>>705174673
huh?
your sister made you sick?
>>705174809
Why would I have a Rory lewd?
>>705174782
Its mutually assured lewds. One gets, all post.
>>705174809
Because she doesn't cover her mouth when she coughs and doesn't wash her hands and touches everything? I swear she's doing it on purpose.
>gave* I blame mobile
>>705175028
See above
>>705174705
BRUTAL!!
>>705174867
>>705174717
>loli
>friend
wew there matey
>nom
>>705174809
You don't like Warframe that much do you?
Yeah I'm gonna be a bit busier tomorrow. Aunt's birthday, gotta mow the lawn, I probably won't be in the thread until later in the evening.
URF mode? What is that?
>A whole leaf salad
No grilled chicken? Or even fried chicken in there? Shrimp? Fam. You gon die.
Trips.
>>705174782
It's basically One and Done. First to roll trips "wins."
But if you win you better participate too!
>>705175028
are you trying to murder it with medicine at all? I usually just drink dayquil all day and sleep with nyquil when I have one, kills it off fairly quick.
>>705175118
this is a very confusing exchange for me.
>>705173406
Hello, it's good. How about you?
>>705175157
She's a year older, at least.
>but her chest is flat as all hell
>love it
>hug
>>705175104
honestly its not that weird to just tell her to cover her dirty mouth, because you are getting sick as well
>>705175326
i know i should have but its too late now
i have this weird thing in my family where we dont want to use medicine too quick
because its bad and yadayada
>>705175089
>>705175207
oh alright
>>705175028
oh gotta suck, so your leaving for france now?
these are some good tips >>705175326
>>705175539
im doing great, anything interesting happpen
>>705175578
>chest is flat
>loli
what?
>>705174867
You enjoy the Fire Emblem games?
>>705175118
A B S O L U T E L Y
>>705175703
well, it's not always great for you so I get it. I just hate being sick so I go ahead and punish my body for letting it happen.
>>705175755
?
>>705175793
I've played a few and enjoyed them. didn't get the latest because of censoring and the two game...THREE game bullshit they pulled. but I LOOVED awakening.
>>705175703
I have. Repeatedly. She's just fucking dense
>>705175755
No just claiming my waifu and going to work. What about you?
>>705175578
Holy jesus, sounds like someone I know.
>tight hugs
>>705175946
Awakening was probably my favourite in the FE series. But know what you're saying about the new games.. seems like such bullshit
>>705175755
yea i am, you are hikage right?
i know but as i already explained i tend not to take medice really quick
its pretty retarded because now im regretting it
>>705175946
kek yea thats pretty fair
i just feel like if i do that im gonna regret it sooner or later
last time i took heavy medicine it wasnt pretty afterwards
>>705175961
well that sucks
man so many people here has autistic family
you better just avoid her then i guess
>>705175755
She's a short girl with a flat chest and butt. Like a Loli. Love it.
>>705176087
If you live in Texas, it's a maybe
>>705176431
She's almost never home too. Now that she's sick she spends a little more time home, like she wants to spread the misery
I'm going to sleep, good night waifu
>>705175946
about the dayquil and nyquil
>>705176082
sounds nice, but is the work nice
>>705176431
yes it is retarded
>>705176558
ok that makes more sense
everyone that i talk to online is from texas, why
>hikage
>>705176155
yeah. I'll get them eventually but it's going to be a long time. especially if I can't get a version with the headpat game.
awakening was absolutely incredible. I played like 80 hours or something.
>>705176431
sure, I understand. sometimes I don't bother if it's not too bad but colds drive me crazy so I attack them real good.
>>705176758
ooooh! I misread it as "trips" and was confused.
>>705176700
night alice
get well soon
>>705176758
thanks
done anything while i was gone?
>>705176824
yea colds are pretty annoying
i dont even know why i didnt take any meassures
also i was wondering, i have been seeing you post a lot lately but i cant remember us talking before.
Are you new or did you return after not posting for a while? Either way nice to meet you
>>705176758
Because Texas > Literally every other state in the Union
>>705177188
I am a new person around here, but not new to this kind of thread. circle jerks, that is. I was on /b/ several years ago and was in a few then, but then I disappeared from all that for a while. then I ended up wandering into the thread here a week ago or so, maybe more like five days, because I knew like two people already, karen/ana and homura. been enjoying myself so I've stuck around.
it's nice to meet you too. I go by beatrice around here.
Time for me to call it a night
It's already 6:30...
I'll seeya later everyone!
>>705177649
goodnight gardy, sleep well.
>>705175089
Why wouldn't you?
Remember Third Amendment made it legal for people to fap to their waifus.
>>705175104
>doesn't wash her hands and touches everything?
You included?
Lewder tbh.
>>705175207
I once tried it and I didn't really liked it, I'll admit.
Hey, I hope you don't mind assisting to their birthday. It can get kind of tedious but visiting your family is always important.
>URF mode? What is that?
It's League related.
Nope, no grilled chicken, anything. Just salad, and my headache is pretty good at reminding me that.
Give those trips, so we can all get lewd already.
>>705176758
It's about as nice as working in a grocery store can get i guess.
>No one cut me off today
Well, not enough to make me spin out anyways. Huzzah!
>>705177639
kek yea 4chan is pretty much one entire cirkle jerk
well anyway its good to have you here, might i ask how you knew them?
>>705177649
night IRA man
>>705172724
Goodnight, Eli
>>705172794
FUCK
NO
>>705172809
Night
>>705173310
Tristy! It's been too long!
I am back as you can see lol
>>705177813
Of course I don't mind, my family is pretty cool. Plus my grandmother is barbecuing. Old Korean Lady barbecue fam. Gonna get fucking fat.
>League related
Oh, that stupid game. I tried it once and I didn't like it at all.
Yeah, your head is screaming at you to eat something nourishing, not rabbit food. Eat the damn rabbit!
I'm trying, just, not hard enough I guess. We do have a few more players, maybe we'll get lucky and one of them will roll the winning trips.
Rory Mercury is where my penis goes
>>705178066
I'm from the circle jerk thread for the old anime folk who used to post here on /b/, they're on 8 chon now, and I'm there as well, but lately been here more and more. homura apparently lurks there sometimes, and karen actually posts there now and then and we met and became friends over there, so I knew about these threads and decided to visit when I was bored and just haven't left yet.
>Miia Claimed
Hello everyone
>>705178066
>>705167944
Nice dubs
>>705178481
lewdsnek
>>705177212
>is the best state in U.S.A
>seceded like the big head retards they are
literally what
>>705176824
ok i was wondering why you were confused
>>705177188
>dubs
i did almost nothing
>>705177649
gn
>>705177813
>does she touch you
lel
he thinks rory is too pure for lewd
>>705178012
rip i might be working a grocery store soon
>>705178087
do you still trust me
>>705178555
Alright that's it.
Time to get naked.
>>705178593
the mystery was a tough one, but we solved it yes we did. you and me, other lewdsnek.
>>705178637
I never call it though.
and why is it always 5s for me?
>>705178052
thats something new
perhaps its because you didnt drive like a maniac for once
>>705178087
smugs
hows it going?
>>705178240
oh you are one of the chonners, i guess it makes sense that you post here then. I mean if you knew karen, he is a great guy so yea
might i ask what you do for a living or something like that?
>>705178481
you liked that?
check these then
>>705178593
ah thats too bad
just been posting here then i guess
i mean its kinda nice i wish i could just lay in bed and do the same
also check'em
>>705178481
Trips=Lewd
>>705178857
Nice try yuno
>>705178593
Talk as much shit as you want about slavery, it gets shit done.
And we rejoined, so it's all water under the bridge.
Sure there is a bunch of talk about "Texas being able to secede and bleh bleh" but no, we can't. And we won't. We are very independent, but we realize the Union has a better chance at success than Texas alone does. Plus, if we did, Mexico would just declare war and try and take us back. Sucks to suck, Mexico, but you lost.
>>705178637
I don't even think that was a roll. I think you are just horny.
>>705178857
eh. lost my job recently, in between stuff now. I'm a pretty boring person unfortunately. been going through some really rough stuff the past few months, which is what drove me back to the old community. feels nice to have interaction with people at least. even just online. that's where I am best anyway.
>>705178593
It's not too bad. It keeps me busy and it pays alright
>>705178087
It was bad until we got the DVD players and got the Xbox hooked up to it. Then we had Halo and Phantasy Star the whole ride up.
>>705176758
I'm not gonna befriend a literal Loli. That's weird
>>705177212
We're seriously underrated sometimes
>>705178810
Bullshit, you can clearly be seen rolling for lewds right here, Cupcake:
>>705170941
>>705178987
I don't think you're rolling either.
So get to it.
>>705179321
that was me commenting on the fact that such a lewd karen pic got posted. and was it by karen himself? scandalous!
>>705179321
Are you asking me to roll until I get trips?
I'll do it. I'll turn this whole thread into a giant roll thread until I get trips. And the next one, and the next one, and the next one.
>>705178979
at least i tried right?
story of my life
>>705179041
oh that sucks, what kind of job are you looking for?
was it rough because of no income or more personal reasons?
yea i feel ya and i think thats for most anons here
slut
>>705179562
something office work related. I have a bad back injury from a car accident and I can't do standing work or physical labor. it's not great.
this was one thing, but there was other stuff. and just general personal issues that make things worse. it's not something I feel comfortable getting into in a public thread, sorry.
>>705179652
rood
Just made a succubus thread on /x/, feels good to shitpost even though I know it'll sink to page 10.
>>705176558
Okay, it's not the person I'm thinking about.
>phew
>nibble
>Hanako
>>705178593
Of course!
>>705178857
>off by two. Nice try checking them though
It's going pretty well tonight. Done with class I see
>>705179091
Idk about phantasy wars but halo was the shit
>shinoa
>>705179123
sounds funny, do you wish to be more than friends
>>705179075
the im gonna probably work at seems fine and pay doesn't seem bad
>>705178857
i wasn't on here all day, i was playing vidya rotting away also
>no dubs
i am disapoint
>>705179562
trying isn't enough now kill your self honorably
>>705178987
i wasn't talking shit about the place just the logic of texas being best state, but we can agree some states are shit
>>705179321
was that snek really rolling for lewds
>>705179795
lel, i saw the ad for /x/ earlier when i was on /b/
>hikage
>>705179741
oh fuck that sucks, im gonna guess this is also why you lost your job in the first place?
i understand im not gonna pry.
>>705179795
you are the cancer that is killing /x/
i hate you
>>705180017
just never lucky man
also its saturday morning for me i am up early because im leaving for a family weekend soon
>>705180093
tbh rotting away while playing vidya is the best feeling
especially if the vidya isnt going good. gives me a good ol feeling of depression
is it good if i just kill myself unhonorably?
>yuno
