https://discord.gg/SHrxh is a g/fur server with over 200 members and friendly staff!
>>704078499
<3
>>704077540
FAGS
>>704078753
Only for you, bby.
Discord expired?
>>704080384
Do you need one?
>>704080159
do you want to see my dog fuck with another dog?
>>704080430
Yeah, just wanted to check it out
>>704081155
I'd rather see your dog fuck you, you dirty boy.
>>704081836
how does a female dog fuck me?
>>704082362
With a strap-on.
>>704082597
do you have one?
>porn discords
>>704083038
>Not already owning a strap-on for your dog
Pathetic.
>>704083183
Hey Luc.
>>704083364
>send me pic of yours
>>704083485
Hello
wew
>>704083577
A gentlemen never shares his dog's strap-on. Rude.
>>704083623
They're holding hunnibuns for longer.
>>704084272
For what reason? Does he have a lawyer yet? He should get one and deny talking to anyone without one.
>>704084420
They might've white sheeted him, which means they have to hold him for the full 72 hours. If so, he may be stuck there all weekend.
what's for dinner fags
>>704085134
That blows. Hope he gets out soon.
>>704085511
ass
>>704085511
I had some left over pork from yesterday, what about you?
>>704085511
Your butt.
>>704077540
>discord
no fucking thanks, I don't need the stasi digging up my fucking yiff records when president hitlary declares boners illegal
irc4lyfe niggers
>>704085955
that's not on the menu
>>704085870
curry i made from a few nights ago
still tastes as GOOD as it was then
>>704085511
My own tears
>responding to inbred mongs
you're better domes
>>704086189
Id like to make curry one day, with legitimate seasonings and cooking methods.
Was it better the second time around?
>>704086383
tears avec du sel
delicious
>>704086514
>responding to inbred mongs
i mean i'm already talking to you so
probably not as good since it's already got the rice in it, and it's not squishy rice.
snarf
>>704086657
that might have actually meant something if it was from someone else, gg
you should never keep sauces and carbs stored together in the same container, you know this.
even if its pasta
>>704086679
MEOW.
>>704087051
dont be gross
>>704086927
>you should never keep sauces and carbs stored together in the same container
why?
Hey what is that super huge furry website that's like a letter and 3 numbers?
>>704087264
e621
Trigg'd
>>704087263
it ruins the carbs faster, makes them far to soft.
it turns into cafeteria pasta
im surprised you didnt know this
>>704087469
my leftovers don't last that long
>>704087390
>>704087623
regardless, you should still keep them separate
I really want to eat more dark chocolate covered espress beans, but I dont want to be up till the wee hours
>>704088079
>chocolate covered espress beans
sounds nasty
This is a weak thread
I enjoy these threads
>>704088504
I do too but this one is 2 weak 4 me
>>704087162
Get gross with me.
>>704088457
theyre lovely thank you little
try them
>>704088620
forgot my comment
no
>>704088616
oky doky
>>704088504
I'll enjoy your butt.
i feel kinda sad
how is everyone else this evening
>>704088752
>>704088717
are you not one to try new things?
>>704088945
sad
>>704088965
no, i don't like coffee beans. my brother made me eat one before and it was horrible
>>704089143
do you not care for bitter things?
I thought you liked dark chocolate?
do you drink coffee?
>>704089058
so i guess it's mutual
why are you sad
>>704089488
sad because love. the tragic tale.
why you sad?
>>704089849
tragic indeed
i'm sad because of depression and the ilk.
>>704089998
what is the ilk?
>>704090198
eh, the normal shit i guess you'd get with depression; negative sense of self-worth, negative self-esteem, isolation but not having willpower or the friendbase to not be isolated from others as often as i'd like, i'm pretty much just lurking threads and chatrooms all day and not really talking because i don't feel like i really have a place anywhere
you know, the normal shit
>>704089416
I was just going to lurk, but as someone who appreciates black coffee and dark chocolate... chocolate covered coffee beans are far to bitter for me enjoy regularly. They are quite good if you need get caffeine quickly, but the flavor coats the mouth which isn't always desirable.
What the fuck is Discord?
704057016
WOW
wow indeed
party
gay
>>704092259
>>704092233
weird
>>704091858
is this what you meant?
>>704057016
>>704091762
It's a popular VOIP group chat thing, like Ventrilo or Mumble.
>>704092352
i know
who would of thought i'd get double dubs
>Child Gun is still alive
I have not seen that name in ages.
GOD DAMN IT, I JUST WANNA SUCK DICKS
>>704092473
here you go punk
>>704092566
Too fat.
>>704092693
too bad
>>704090545
mhmm i know and feel ya. i just dont know how to get out of that kind of depression ;~;
>>704092472
oh. i meant the two headed thing.
hi squish
>>704092802
yeah me neither
maybe if i keep smoking i'll have a stroke or something and become a vegetable
>>704092473
I mostly lurk, this is nothing new. I actually was just fapping to the porn, then I saw namefags starting to post. Also eww Goat Dad.
Can we have Asriel instead?
>>704092957
thats one way to deal with it...or seek therapy.
>>704092802
oh yeah i guess that's a little weird too
>>704093073
i've tried professional help and all that changed were the meds they put me on
>>704092865
Hello, Demos.
Going to be in game.
>>704093036
No. Goat Dad is my life.
>>704093214
dont go to a psychiatrist. their job is to give you meds and not really deal with the problem other than that
>>704093393
That's cool. Just wanted to say hello and junk.
>>704093463
i've been to a psychiatrist and several councellors but it's never gotten anywhere
>>704093603
did i say something weird
>>704093603
OK WHAts that pic from? is there a vid? link it pls
>>704093599
hmm. then i suggest more nicotine
>>704093769
Look up a fox in space.
>>704093720
Maybe he is getting notifications from replies and it's interrupting his vidja jaming.
>>704093599
does your depression actually interfere with your life? Right now I'm just happy with existing.
>>704094087
I knew it was Star Wolf, but thought it was some old newgrounds animation.
>>704094327
Nah. Only one ep out. Guy updates a ton on tumblr.
>>704093878
i'm not sure how additional nicotine is a good addition
i'm trying to quit, i've cut down a lot in the past few months.
>>704094327
well it has ever since i was around 10-11
i'm just as happy with existing as i'm unhappy with it.
>>704094531
nono you need more! dip it. smoke it. become the nicotine
>>704094736
I'm gonna have to decline that
>>704094797
fiiiiiine
>>704094797
try lsd or psylocibin instead
>>704094531
Have you tried vaping and then weaning down the nicotine levels? I switched just to get rid of the tar, but have heard of people using it to get off of nicotine.
I suppose happy or not, it's what I'm doing right now. I lack the motivation, money, motivation to get the money, or perhaps fear talking to professionals. I try to find pleasure in some things in life, even if the rest of it is me not caring what happens to me.
Either way, IDK you and your life, hope things look up though.
>>704094425
Cool stuff, watching now.
Can i get a discord link please?
>>704095009
no, i haven't. juice and the rest of everything is too expensive, it actually costs more than brand name cigarettes which are already too expensive. and i don't like the feel from vaping.
and as much as it might make a difference, hope is the last thing on my mind
Guys I decided to go to college this year and it's been a couple weeks, how the fuck am I supposed to jerk it around here
>>704095720
That time already?
>>704096061
I've actually saved a lot of money by buying a 100$~ vape, coils, and juice. The coils last a long time and are fairly cheap, I personally don't replace them that often. The containers of juice I buy will last me almost a week, sometimes I buy the local store's blend or from their juice bar. I can get like 50mL of their daily flavor starting at 10$.
It's a lot of maths/homework to figure out your savings, but for me... even in North Carolina it's definitely cheaper than smoking 2/3 a pack a day, like I used to.
>>704096578
The fuck... you don't get your dorm room to yourself for 5 minutes?
>>704096578
skip class or pretend you have a date coming over and ask your roommate to be out of the room for a while
>>704096061
im telling you a psychedelic trip might do the trick
>>704096578
Very carefully. Also bathrooms.
>>704096848
bro the roommie walking in during a fap sesh is a very real thing when living in dorms
>>704096914
this too
Guys I think I did it.
It's not official, I haven't asked him out yet, but I went on the most spectacular coffee date with a guy. Everything went perfectly. We both had similar interests in things pretty obscure, intellegent conversation the whole time.
He's exactly my height, just a lil younger short dark facial hair and sharp jawline. Mystic and intriguing. Something born of stellar power and has the mind to match. Science mysticism and some clean fun are possibly in my future, humbly speaking.
I've waited a long time. Looking at some of the images here on these fur threads has helped get me there. Kept hope up ya know?
Here's to /b/ and inb4 massive faggotry....
>>pic related
>>704096848
the problem is that i never know when the roomate will come back
>>704096859
roomate would tell me to fuck off basically
>>704096914
literally a walmart public bathroom
>>704096848
yeah, i can't afford doshing out money i don't have. i don't have a job, i don't have motivation to go anywhere except my class most days since i still need to get my high school diploma (i love being 9 credits behind the year i was supposed to graduate), else i'm getting booted out of the house and don't have anywhere to go
>>704097209
>>704097291
Well I was meaning on campus facilities, presumably you have showers and shitters in/near your dorm- But I mean hey, bonus points for the SEXUAL THRILL. Or just get a fuckbuddy since that's what all the cool kids are doing and people seem to cut it more slack, socially.
>>704097291
well then you can always fap in public bathrooms. obviously single toilet rooms are ideal but ive fapped in stall and urinal public rooms that I knew were hardly used by anyone when i was in the dorms
just bring your own lube
>>704096859
let me know when you figure out how to make that happen when i don't know where to get it or have the money to pay for it
>>704097209
weeeeeeeew
>>704096848
>>704097620
Yeah, that's tough. It took me awhile to save the upfront money, but after that it worked out. I typed out the below before your reply, so I'm still gonna post it.
The vape cost me 100$, not the juice and coils. The coils cost under 5 bucks, temp control costing closer to 5, but don't burn up as fast. Juice prices really depend on whether or not I want to go with brand names or not.
I would be able to vape for even cheaper if I bought my juice and coils online. There's also making my own coils (RBA kit) and mixing my own juices.
>>704097143
>>704097291
Masturbate under a blanket. If someone barges in, take your hands out from under the blanket and then wipe your hands with a moist towelette or hand sanitizer.
He probably wants to masturbate too and it wouldn't be the end of the world if you were interrupted.
Guys I think I did it.
It's not official, I haven't invited him to my party yet, but I played the most spectacular solo queue match with a guy. Everything went perfectly. We both had similar builds in things pretty obscure, like my patented AD Syndra build, intelligent conversation the whole time.
He's exactly my mmr, just a lil lower short dark match history and sharp play making. Mystic and intriguing. Something born of fed power and has the English writing skills to match. More lp losses and some reports are possibly in my future, humbly speaking.
I've waited a long time. Looking at some of the builds here on these fur threads has helped get me there. Kept hope up ya know?
Here's to /b/ and inb4 massive low priority ....
>>pic related
>>704097620
you sound like an angsty teenager
im sure your life situation is horrible and all but my god you bellyache about it
maybe try some exercise. running is literally free and helps with stress, insomnia and lack of energy/motivation
>>704097941
weeeeeeeeew
It's nice to know that after half a year of not playing LoL the ADC still use the same basic shit.
>>704097915
tbh I usually don't enjoy socking it under the covers
its awkward to look at porn on a phone while lying in a bed while simultaneously yanking it
especially since I like to pinch my balls when I fap
Actually everyone goes ghostblade because ADC itemization is terrible. I think it is ghostblade into dusk for most champs like Mf and Jhin.
>>704098259
YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
>>704098445
Ha.
>>704098517
Eat a dick Dallas.
>>704097941
>still playing baby's first moba
kek
>>704097752
When you have the money, you will find a way. I'm looking to get into growing shrooms, might post about it here if I'm feeling ballsy.
>>704098065
It isn't that depressed people don't know about methods of improving their situation, it's simply that they are not motivated to do these things... or anything for that matter.
It's not your run of the mill laziness and unwillingness to get out of bed on weekends, it's a crippling lack of drive.
I'm struggling with it and probably other things I'm not aware of, I'm just not whiny about it.
>>704098300
I don't know what to say other than deal with it, there's been other suggestions posted.
>>704098605
Nice to see you too. Hey though, you did your time in that veritable prison, you're a free man now!
>>704097915
yeah, i can't really even save money right now
>>704098065
well, i'm 18, not finished high school for another year (and possibly longer, who knows at this point), i have chronic depression and really don't have many positives i can see outweighing negatives so yeah, angsty teenager is pretty close i'd say.
i've got no motivation to exercise, i don't feel good doing it, i feel pretty bad, rather with it making me feel even more stressed and anxious
>>704098841
that's one of the problems, i don't know when or how i'll get money
there's nothing really i can do that's worth being paid for
>704097680
well actually there's this guy i'm friends with and we're both gay, and i'm pretty sure there's a lot of sexual tension between us, but idk how to go about that
>>704097704
people are in and out of our bathroom all the time
>>704097915
>>704098300
yeah that could work, but the roomate is here a lot so i guess i'll just have to time it right
bumpity
>>704098874
Also Chap is a massive homo when drunk.
>>704099555
fucked it up
>>704097680
>>704098955
>that's one of the problems, i don't know when or how i'll get money
there's nothing really i can do that's worth being paid for
There's something called a minimum wage job. It's usually what people do when they have no skills. Either that or they join one of the armed services. If you feel that you aren't worth what they're paying you great, I just laugh at them when I feel they're over paying me.
>>704099555
I don't think you will face any real consequences if you're caught. I mean... you might if you're spread eagle with your ass and balls facing the front door.
Is it sexually frustrated teenage homo angst hour?
best time around the clock
>>704099917
I wish... I might get laid then.
>>704100001
So fucking close, oh my god
>>704099697
i've never been able to keep a job down for more than a few weeks. the longest i had a job was 4 months when it was for school credit and they didn't pay me at all so i don't like to count it.
woah when did you become nibi
>>704099917
>>704099690
Both of you get drunk, test the waters. Not joking in the slightest. Worst that happens is they find something objectionable and go "bloo boo, don't wanna be your friend anymore." And if that happens, fuck 'em, weren't much of a friend anyway if they alienate you for asking reasonable questions (read: fumbling through awkward advances like all young adults).
>>704099669
I HAVE BEEN MADE VEHEMENTLY AWARE.
>>704099917
Only now that you've arrived.
>>704100438
I flirted RELENTLESSLY
>>704100396
>going within 50 miles of Michigan State for any reason
>>704100325
Sounds shitty. Maybe you will be able to get disability in the future.
>>704100575
also
>>704100396
Hi Eisen.
>>704100748
Even worse
>>704100781
Hello
>>704100575
I've aged out of it, I'm afraid. Also had sex.
>>704100396
I'd be jealous but milo and I have grown apart, and he's not as funny as he used to be. Plus, he's too safe. But have fun and trigger feminists.
Also, try and get a picture with him. He's tall as all get out and it'll be funny next to you.
>>704100231
Oh I doubt it.
>>704100672
You are incorrigible.
>>704100781
if i HAD a job currently i would be able to because of depression but other than that, there aren't really any disabilities on my end i can get money for
>>704100438
problem is, i've literally never touched alcohol in my life, never understood the appeal. he's a huge drinker though
>>704100903
It's not as much about the man as it is about the inevitable confrontations that will ensue
I will definitely not do that
>>704100903
>aged out of it
Didn't know you had access to the hyperbolic time chamber, must have been a real righteous 6 months.
Also Milo is a degenerate and has a fursona now. DEUS VULT.
>>704100396
Hey its Trump gay guy
what does he do?
>>704101159
>i've literally never touched alcohol in my life
good, you won't need to drink very much to get the relevant effects
>>704101224
Oh come onnnnn tiny eisen next to the yiannopoulos the colossus would be hysterical
And yes the drama is the entire point. I do wish he'd come here but I'm not even certain temple has enough republicans or conservatives to make an argument for it.
>>704101297
I'm 21, my man. Beach House's Teen Dream has been an inaccessible album to me for awhile now.
Milo was always a degenerate, but I'm a degenerate and am far more interested in what people have to say anyway. The greatest men are mostly degenerates in one way or another. Milo's just gotten repetitive.
>>704101525
he says things and people with green hair get mad
>>704101656
At this event as well?
>>704101525
Queens around college campuses saying things like "lesbianism isn't real" and confused young people with bad haircuts/colors shriek hysterically
speaking of trump
he's gonna be doing a rally thing at my uni on monday
hhhhh
>>704101727
i hope so
i paid a whole $4 for my ticket
>>704101647
If you'll take the picture for me
Because I don't have the confidence to go up to him all by myself
>>704101863
>you and katia both get to have fucking trump rallies
I really hate my life.
>>704101920
I don't exactly live nearby. I don't suppose you have a friend who's less of a poncy little bitch than you, do you?
>>704101920
It'll probably be good. I saw his thing on some news channel recently and it was pretty entertaining
also banned from posting on the dorm wifi so phone it is from now on i guess
>>704101647
alc is fucking nasty though, how do people pound the stuff every night?
>>704102001
My friends don't wanna do shit anymore, I don't bother with them
>>704101159
Oh he'll probably eat that right up, everyone seems to get a kick out of seeing someone drink for their first time and all that rite of passage malarkey- Having the honor of buying their first drink or whatnot. And people who are drinkers tend to try and impress the greenhorns, so that's fun too.
The appeal? For an alcoholic like me it's just necessary. For the rest of the world? Loosens a person up, you'll tend to be more sociable, you relax- Inhibitions loosen up, even if you're not a sociable type after a few drinks you're having a blast bullshitting with someone you don't know. There's a reason alcohol is known as liquid courage.
image limit is about to be hit, someone made it worth while
>>704102001
i'm gonna go buy me a maga hat and leave
because fuck all those people that'll be there
>>704102045
>alcohol is fucking nasty
stop drinking shit beer/wine/whatever the fuck swill they've handed you
>>704102027
he's very good at making people angry, without actually being very creative
>>704102120
how unfortunate. I only play melee with my friends and sometimes drink a lot of alcohol and make jokes about people who aren't there.
>>704102170
yell "PRAISE KEK" before you go. For me.
>>704102277
I saw my friends last week because work was shit and I wanted to smoke a bowl in the woods and play Double Dash to forget about it
>>704101647
>21
And you were still bitching about SEXUAL ANGST at age 20. Least you knocked off the whole ">TFW NOBODY WANTS TO PUT ME IN A DRESS AND LOCK UP MY WIENER" phase.
>>704102277
why though
smonk weee ereday
>I will fucking laser you with alien fucking eyes and explode your fucking head
you ok yeezy
>>704102379
I challenge you to find the last time I made a post to that effect. I guarantee you it's before 2015.
>>704102411
Memes?
>>704102373
>double dash
well at least you're on the right console
I like the SNES Mario Kart best.
>>704102648
Why play any other honestly
>>704102648
who do you think i am exactly
Mario Kart is literally socialism: the video game
>gives you free shit if you're in last
>violently punishes the dude in first
fuck it
>>704102852
exactly, it's the only one with super smash bros. melee
>>704102886
a young homosexual man who spends a disproportionate amount of time on a maligned anime imageboard looking at pictures of gay cartoon dogs
>>704102045
By sucking it up and being a MAN. Getting some kind of beer is a good start- If you don't even have the stomach for that, hard lemonades/ciders and wine coolers are real entry level stuff. A real sweet red wine is another way to go. If hard liquor is all that's available, mix it with the right stuff and using the booze sparingly. Coke and whiskey, vodka and orange juice or vodka and any lemon lime soda. If you want to try and get fucked up, Fireball is a cinnamon whiskey that drinks straight real easily. If someone springs for more expensive hard liquor, they also tend to drink easier. Avoid tequila like the plague because it's a real acquired taste unless it's going into a margarita.
>>704102990
but NOT the kinda dude to go out and should memes in public
>>704103158
you're exactly the kind of person that's primed to do that, you just haven't become who you're meant to be yet
ok goodnight
>>704102648
Oh I won't be able to, hard stop plain and simple- And maybe that'll quelch your cognitive dissonance for now, but I know. You also know the truth, deep down, you feel it too, don't you?
gc also has the best zeldas (either for or porter to it) and lego fucking starwars
>>704103241
i am the master of my own destiny, i will break away from the memes
>>704103315
Yes, sweetheart, I know exactly when I got over my sexual insecurities, which is why I gave you the timerange I did, and I know better than you. Thanks for handing this one to me.
>>704103453
The path of memes is the path of righteousness, stray not from Kek's salvation.
>>704103551
can haz epic fail?
>>704103642
your meme software might be marginally outdated
>>704102126
yeah, i hear good stuff about it but i guess i'll just have to ease myself into it somehow
>>704103087
thanks for the tips man, i'll try your advice. hard liquor tends to be the most available around here, unfortunately
>>704103748
Also more than anything, really just pace yourself. If you ever feel like the room is starting to spin, stop drinking and get some water.
