when ur just a simple meme farmer and some old lady calls u a white supremacist
>>704103692
but back to the trump rally
my school is rather smol, so him coming to our arena is gonna be a nightmare for traffic
>>704103807
obligatory gay
her hate-speech is radicalizing frogs all around the world
>>704103910
Hopefully the density of people will cause an altercation between (((protestors))) and supporters. That'll be fun.
Down on Cypress Avenue
with the childlike vision sweeping into view
The click and clack of the high heel shoe
Ford and Fitzroy, Madame Joy.
Sup
>>704104018
>>704104113
Anyone have sauce on that?
welp time to go
>>704104147
/pol/ is a board of peace
>>704104113
Yo, what up, nigga? Add me on Discord.
>>704104231
as long as you compare it to /r9k/
>>704103551
>handing this one to me
You're talking like you won something, nigger you were the one who lived the adolescence of Catholic schoolgirl tier repression that shamelessly fucked its way into the semi-public sphere, not me- Were it me, anything involving that would be a default loss of every kind because you'd have to go on knowing for that much longer you did and said that shit. The only winning move is not to play.
>>704104256
jammy
>>704104334
It's cute to see you act gruff.
Thinking of getting a new sextoy soon, for gay reasons
>>704104256
Trying
>>704104464
Katten?
this seems awfully gay.
>>704104492
What's your thing? I'll add you. Or here, join my server.
https://discord.gg/VjNU6
>>704104318
Oh yeah sometimes I forget that robots literally killed people.
>>704104334
You know though the funny thing is past humiliation doesn't really bother me all that much because I've got enough presence of mind to distinguish between then-consciousness and now-consciousness. It's not significant to me that I was a whiny shitbird 3 years ago, because I took the whiny shitbird and turned it into a smug and generally satisfied shitbird and all's better. Optimistically, in the future I'll manage to become just a normal bird. But for the time being, winning a pointless argument with you just feels nice.
>>704104581
Quite
>>704104478
I just don't even know what to say to this. What can a person say to this?
>>704104723
Stop that
>>704104691
haven't you been playing melee for years
>>704104516
hoi
>>704105027
Why?
This thread makes me question if I truely only poop from there.
>>704105045
Yup. See screenshot.
>>704105024
Call me daddy.
If you don't do it publicly where people can see your shame then I'll go after Chap.
>>704105088
You should join my server as well.
>>704104100
who is this? what is his story?
>>704104985
That's pretty cute, I'm not gay though. Or a furry
>>704103807
That's why im using the jynx meme now.. it's quite popular on r9k
>>704105398
Certain Redrusker pics make me specifically want large dicks in my ass/throat
>>704105462
Of course you arnt friend, of course.
>>704103807
>ifunny.co
>>704105472
r9k still has memes after the new rules went in place?
>>704105462
please tell me why scorpion is sad
>>704105462
bad news
>>704105538
I just appreciate the art
>>704105178
Oh thank god, I see. I thought it took you this long to shdl
>>704105245
okay link
>>704105590
Yep.. We meme it up
>>704105617
Yes indeed my friend, appreciate it greatly indeed.
Been jerking off too much today so my balls a hurting, it feels good to be back
>>704105401
And outside they're making all the stops
The kids out in the street collecting bottle-tops
Gone for cigarettes and matches in the shops
Happy taken Madame George
That's when you fall
Whoa, that's when you fall
Yeah, that's when you fall.
>>704105715
https://discord.gg/VjNU6
Funny that I don't go posting for a long time, and most of the non-fetish or rule 34 furry shit I save is stuff that I've posted here already
>>704105713
I never do it, though. I like fastfall single laser a lot better in most matchups (except maybe puff/peach) since you get back to ground faster and can choose your next action. In the time that you're shooting your gun, a character like marth/fox/falcon and even icies with their wavedash can cover a fuckton of distance and take loads of stage from you.
>>704104691
I can't help but wonder if the best angle on internet arguments has always been your M.O. Like I'm sure the whole "subjective" hippie type thing seemed bulletproof years ago- But somewhere along the way seeing the type of shit you effectively validated finally turned your stomach and your coat. Now the aloof high-minded "self reborn" schtick probably sits a lot better, and after all, how can the peasants understand all that you see from your ivory tower? I know a hustle when I see one, and I know when an italian in a toupe is trying to sell me my own car with a new coat of paint.
>>704105203
You're not my real dad.
>>704105766
And i still just want to cum moar and moar
>>704105462
KATIA, GET THE CAMERA
>>704106127
I know. The dog beat me over the fence.
Night.
>>704106021
I'd be a terrible conman, dude, I like arguing way too much. Part of conning people is acting like you agree with them, ceding ground where appropriate, etc, and I am far too combative to do that as strategically as would be useful. And I use way too many facts when I argue, which recent history has taught me is entirely pointless, since people objectively don't care about facts.
I have entirely too much toon-styled artwork saved
>>704106267
YOU BITCH.
What is the least painful way to cum as many times as you want to a day?
>>704106715
Have foreskin, or use lube/lotion when you fap
>>704106715
use a shitton of lube so your dick gets as non-sore as possible
also why do you want to cum a bunch in one day
>>704103807
Post dicks faster I'm bored.
bored af, what do?
>>704107093
smoke meth
>>704107031
this project really reminds me of old 4chan
>>704107093
the clear best course of action would be suicide
>>704107195
Would be easier to get mushrooms, those work?
>>704107303
no.. only meth is allowed
>>704107450
Well damn
>>704107488
Every time that's posted, I'm reminded how it would be fun to be in any of those positions
>>704106303
>has taught me is entirely pointless, since people objectively don't care about facts.
Is that a fact?
Also went over your head. You're conning people insofar as passing yourself off as a fundamentally different person when you're only superficially different. End goal of "winning" e-pissing contests or "being right" is unchanged, still self-righteous to a fault only on different principles now, still try to look down on people and still miss the forest for the trees. Complaints once filtered through the lens of whiny are now passed through the strainer of smug but nothing has been addressed. Your post even neatly highlights it because you're getting real fuckin' meta, "Look at how right I am about being right about people not realizing how right I truly am!"
>>704107627
sorry, camper
>>704106838
I have a foreskin but my dick will still start hurting when i get to the 8th to 11th time
>>704106876
Because i used to be able to fap as much as possible 13+ times without running out of ammo but now my balls start aching after the 7th time or so since the antidepressants made it impossible for me to fap for more than 2 times a day cause it could take be anywhere from 4 hours to 12 hours to cum which always ended with me being drenched in sweat and cum
>>704107781
yay fritz the cat
>>704107981
Lotion then, I don't fap that much in a day even when I'm in one of those moods
>>704107992
Yep
>>704107668
>Is that a fact?
Yup. Nobody cares about facts, but they still exist.
And no, it really didn't go over my head. I never claimed to be fundamentally different, there's a reason the root noun of both of my self-descriptions was "shitbird." I was an asshole 5 years ago, 3 years ago, last year, and I'm an asshole now, in mostly the same ways. All that's changed is that I'm a generally more fulfilled asshole. Smug is more personally satisfying than whiny.
Really, there was nothing to address to begin with. In the grand scheme of things there weren't any problems in my life that weren't self-inflicted or mental. I just got over it.
>>704107981
Ok but none of that's telling me why you WANT to cum that often. Also it's a run on sentence and your pharmaceutical-induced erectile dysfunction is a different issue which you should probably talk about with a doctor.
>my dick will start hurting when i get to the 8th to 11th time
That is NORMAL.
>>704107627
BOTTOM MOST POSITION CLAIMED
>>704104464
medkits how do they work?
Surprisingly, there's extremely little amounts of fritz the cat porn, considering what the source material was
>>704108210
interesting choice of dildo
>>704108176
The one with the buttplug/dildo would be fun
>>704108131
Because i can? And also as a way to cope with depression
It's pointless to sexualize Fritz the Cat. He's already a sex fiend.
>>704108475
well you clearly can't on account of needing to complain about it here, and I'm fairly certain that much masturbation isn't actually healthy.
>>704108249
i cri
>>704108514
think of it more as like fan art rather than trying to sexualize him
>>704108514
Is it pointless to sexualize every other cartoon furry? Don't know if it is, but meh
>>704108415
Quite true, quite true.
>>704108854
It's pointless, yes, but pointless in a different way.
>>704108820
I'd prefer not to think of anything at all other than the comics themselves, of which I own the entirety.
>>704108617
I just like to bitch. And i've been doing it this much for the past 10 years and im still alive, barely pretty sure i have 15y left at the most unless the pain ive had in my live this past month is it dying
I feel like streaming fritz the cat at some point soon, maybe saturday
>>704109117
how much fucking cum have you produced in your life
>>704109069
oh awesome!
>>704103807
Pepe frog is an old god.. We no longer worship him. I worship Bastet, the cat goddess.
>>704109245
same pantheon, you know
>>704109240
They are pretty great, but Crumb has a tendency to get carried away with the text. Still, they're great comics and he's an awesome cartoonist.
>>704109429
i never read them ;~;
>>704109203
No idea, quite a lot for being dehydrated all the time, id like to start on the holy grail of cum diet once i have enough cash tho
>>704109553
You should. I have read quite a few comics in my life.
>>704109615
I guess as long as you're doing what you love.
>>704109642
i shou;d!!!!!!!1
And now I want some cereal
>>704109886
so the wolf is the cookie crisp mascot iirc
what the fuck is the bird
less crappy cartoony stuff.
>>704110014
>what is cookoo for coco puffs
do you even cereal?
>>704110014
Cocoa Puffs
>>704110085
I can't remember the last time I had cereal but I had cookie crisps all the time growing up and like never had cocoa puffs
>>704110036
reer
>>704110196
Well that's fucked up, go bitch slap your momma for not feeding you proper cereal.
Pretty sure sf only bought cookie crisps because he wanted to fuck the wolf.
>>704110372
no that was pretty much a bottom up decision, cocoa puffs get gross and soggy hella fast
>>704110398
I won't ignore the possibility
>>704109749
You should do that right now.
>>704109886
I want some surreal.
>>704110398
What about the previous mascot, the chubby small dog?
>>704110398
hue
>>704110563
yes my lord
>>704110670
I never saw that mascot and assume it was before my time
>>704110563
Surreal?
>>704110682
Read Jason. He's great.
>>704110783
Like, De Chirico.
>>704110781
2005 was before your time?
>>704110470
Most every cereal gets soggy if you dont eat it fast, the only ones that don't are covered in so much waxy shit its inedible.
>>704110920
yeah I just looked it up too, that doesn't make sense to me. I don't remember a mascot other than the wolf.
>>704110962
it is particularly bad with cocoa puffs for some reason. Actually I might just dislike the underlying flavor.
>>704110883
who jason
>>704111066
Mandela Effect situation?
>>704105088
Hallo hoe is die er mee
>>704110470
Or the wolf to fuck you
>>704111074
He's a contemporary cartoonist. He's magnificent. Darkly comedic and always just a bit melancholy.
>>704111178
no I'm gonna go with my memory being hot garbage
fucking berenstain bears though
>>704111248
I more or less say the two interchangeably, everyone knows I catch
>>704111074
>>704111296
>>704111233
hoi
>>704111296
how fantastic!
>>704111313
Newest situation with that for me is that the pokemon Onyx has always been spelled Onix
>>704111415
Fucking NS
>>704111459
oh I knew that one only on account of I got the name of the actual mineral wrong for years because of the pokemon
most people conflate the two, you just did it the opposite way from me
>>704111452
He really is. I really like his comic Hey, Wait... It's somewhat heartbreaking.
>>704111415
Jason Love is not who I mean.
>>704111313
Thats not right though, you're not fucking someone if their benis in ur bunghole.
>>704111692
Oh... Well, he seems quite funny too anyway
>>704111599
Mine was messed up because of the Onyx gemstone in Symphony of the Night
>>704111768
Maybe, I don't really pay attention to any syndicated comics.
The porn to not-porn ratio/postspeed in this thread is way off.
>>704111692
lol i love it already
>>704111713
depends on the connotation
one use of fuck is a synonym for have sex
therefore, saying "I fucked him" is synonymous with "I had sex with him"
you can have sex with someone while being on the bottom, obviously
on the other hand, the more specific use of the word fuck is specifically sexual penetration as the giver
both uses exist though
>>704111815
that would do it
pokemon went with "onix" because they felt like the blatantly uncreative name at least called for a respelling
>>704111995
yeah I agree there's way too much porn in here
>>704111995
Yeah, but to be honest I'm kinda bored and watching a show at the same time
Apparently my state just lowered the age of butt sex consent to 16 in line with the entire rest of the country
>>704112283
Neat
go get some recently-underage boypussy
>>704112058
>To much porn in a porn thread.
wat.
>>704112102
Well I'm bored and doing nothing dammit!.
>>704112342
looks like a meme thread to me dude
>>704112342
Any particular species/rule 34 you want posted?
>>704112008
I loved it the first time I read it. He's subtle.
Nah fuck that
Id fuck that
>>704112462
I'm not that picky (although rule34 of Twitch is weirding me out a little) but canines are my favorite.
bye
>>704112582
That looks like a furry version of Fabio, hair and all
>>704112655
maybe
>>704112641
Alright then
>>704112641
Less or more weird?
hey qt
Think I'm gonna call it for now
>>704113470
Gotta say less weird.
>>704113777
who that character
>>704113814
I definitely have weirder in my library, though it's more fetish stuff rather than who is in it, and I certainly have that covered
>>704114092
a version of King Julien someone made that they exclusively make/commission porn of, similar to seth iova's version of Jasper from Family Guy
>>704114319
who king julian?
>>704114388
Character from the Madagascar movies
>>704114432
ohhhhhhh
One more for the road
